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quitealotofsodapop · 1 day

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So if Wukong didn't know MK was playing superhero, why was he able to be caught by Spider Queen? The answer is clear. He took the younger cubs down to see the parade. That way, he could be closer to the fireworks, and his kids are entertained. He ended up being caught up in the initial attack and discovered MK playing hero while trying to evacuate the cubs away from the angry spider lady trying to turn people into spider zombies.

Wukong is not happy, but at this point there are far more important things to deal with. He orders MK to get his siblings somewhere safe while he handles Spider Queen. When MK protests, he tells him that MK's arachnophobia would only get in the way, and he is still Sun Wukong, the gods be damned Great Sage Equal To Heaven and the Monkey King. He isn't so far into his retirement that he can't put an upstart little princess in her place.

The plan backfires and Wukong gets captured by LBD and Spider Queen, of course, but hey, the Noodle Crew gets to meet MK's siblings! Sandy babysits them while they're in Heaven trying to get the stuff. All they know of it is that MK's mom was caught by the Spider Queen, they don't know yet exactly who his parent is. Not until much later when Wukong and DBK break out of their bonds and save them.

"Holy shit, is that Sun Wukong!?" ;Probably Tang

"Mom!" :MK

"MOM!?" :Literally eveyone

After all is said and dine Wukong makes good on his promise of a long talk, or rather lecture, and MK is grounded.

"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD BE SO RECKLESS! Xiaotian, your father an I taught you better than this! What were you thinking!?"

"But when you were my age you were at war with Heaven, though!"

"And look what that got me! Thrown in a furnace and pinned under a mountain for 500 years! What you did was stupid and reckless. What if you'd gotten hurt!? Your still mortal, MK!"

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Yesss. Wukong canonically adores New Years, and I def agree that love extends to the cubs too.

Wukong does a "surprise" visit to Megapolis to show the younger cubs the New Years Parade + check up on his eldest while MK is helping Pigsy with the foodtruck. Likely all in glamours, but MK 100% gets an embarassing visit from his mom at work. The Noodle shop gang tease him endlessly about it.

Then cue the Spider Queen's invasion, and Wukong giving MK the cubs to watch for the moment while he Kings Up. MK doesn't want his mom to go in his condition, but Wukong is still The Monkey King, and has no idea that his son has been superhero-ing for the past couple of months.

The gang all meet up on Sandy's airship, and the kiddos glamours all drop from stress. This is where the gang confirms (they had suspiscions) that MK is a disguised demon - they dont mind since thats sadly common in human-dominated cities. MK specifically being a monkey demon gets Tang asking questions though.

Red Son shows up and has a brain-fart mid-plan when he recognises who "Noodle Boy" actually is;

Red Son: "Xiaotian!? I haven't seen you since we were calves! This explains so much!"

MK, nervous sweating: "Not now dude! My mom got captured by the Spider Queen, and my dad is MIA right now."

Red Son: "Ah but of course. Seems we have the same predicament then. No fear, I have a plan to defeat the Spider Queen and save our respective parents."

Tang, panic-nerding: "MK, how do you know Red Son!?"

MK, flash of SWK-esque anger: "NOT NOW."

The gang get to the Celestial Realm and retrieve what they need to make the antidote - though not without attracting the attention of a certain hound that just realised her fave monkey is here.

MK, petting the dog: "I'm sorry Quan. I can't play right now! I'm saving the city."

Xiaotian Quan: (*sad whine!*)

Meanwhile at the Spider Mech; DBK has finally met his little brother/enemy once again. DBK in his anger, yells about Sun Wukong's "little-thief successor MK" ruining so many of his family's attempts at gaining power, and Wukong just blanks;

Wukong, scary parent voice: "Xiaotian has been doing what!?"

DBK: "The Little Thief is Xiaotian!?"

DBK would also shout at Wukong for putting himself in danger in his condition, but quiets when he learns that Macaque is missing. Tieshan had seemed worried since DBK got back (infact, maybe its why she decided to free him), and everyone knows that the shadow monkey wouldn't leave his mate without reason. When LBD arrives, DBK and Wukong immediate get a chill up their spines. They both know that she's somehow involved with Mac's disappearance... DBK has his super-saiyan moment of worried-anger and frees both himself and his xiandi so that they can find their reckless kids.

The Noodle Shop gang (+ Red Son and the cubs) bust on through with the spider-venom antidote and manage to subdue the Spider Queen with their combined forces.

Tang is about to fanboy at the sight of Sun Wukong in the flesh when MK and the cubs yell something that shatters his preconceptions.

MK & the cubs: "Mom!" "Mama!"

Noodle Shop Gang: "MOM?!?"

Wukong, swarmed by baby monkeys: "Thank Nuwa you're all ok!" (*hugs them all tight*)

Wukong: (*suddenly bonks MK on head with a sandal*)

Wukong: "And you! How dare you not tell me that you've been fighting demons this whole time! You told me you were only getting a job for mortal experience!"

MK: "But mom! I did get a job! I've been using my spare time trying to figure out what happened to dad!"

Wukong: "Which I specifically told you Not to do!! Your father has gotten himself tangled up with a very dangerous witch and I'm not letting you run into one of her traps!"

Noddle Shop Gang + DB fam: (*standing at a safe distance from the yelling*)

Tang, dizzy with excitement: "Anyone else feel like they're in a fantasy right now?"

Mei: "Hm, not really. I knew Xiaotian since we were pups. My grunkle Ao Lie is the same dragon-horse from the stories."

Tang: "Excuse me!?"

Erlang shows up on Earth asking Wukong tf just happened - his third eye showed him the chaos in the Celestial Realm and Lao Tzu is pissed for his missing pills and Furnace. But he immediately leaves when he sees tje carnage of a saved mortal city + Sun Wukong. (Erlang: "Ah. Say no more.")

#post jttw stone egged au #jttw stone egged au #sun wukong #dad sun wukong #lmk mk #qi xiaotian #lmk dbk #lmk red son #lmk demon bull king #lmk tang #lmk mei #long xiaojiao #shadowpeach #lmk aus #lmk #lego monkie kid

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shkika · 1 year

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kitty kat moonie

#rainworld #rain world #looks to the moon #rw lttm #anyone ask for cat moon #iterators #ok so my exam is tmrw and i dont have the time to update moon blog!!!!#very sorry abt that #so this is what youre getting <3 #tw suggestive #juuuuust in case #i dont??? know? but better safe than sorry #going back to my roots with kitty moonie #im updating tmrw or the day after btw #itll be more than one page is why im unsure #my art

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surelyyourejesting · 10 months

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500 septim shein haul. is this anything

#ignore my shitty editing I was in solstheim and was blessed with the worst idea ever #original #shitpost #skyrim #tesv #tesv skyrim #elder scrolls #elder scrolls skyrim #the elder scrolls skyrim #solstheim #skyrim dragonborn dlc #cw alcohol #I dont know if that content warning is necessary but better safe than sorry

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choccy-milky · 17 days

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oh boy anon, you’ve activated my trap card. GET READY FOR A SEBASTIAN CHARACTER ANALYSIS ESSAY BELOW LMAO

ok so first off I know im obvs biased, but I don’t actually think my seb is that ooc, AND PUT DOWN YOUR PITCHFORKS IMMA EXPLAIN WHY. but im also gonna explain why I don’t think the other more friendly and lighthearted renditions of seb are ooc either. bc theres so many aspects of seb we get in the game that can be interpreted in so many diff ways, and so this is how i see it/landed on MY rendition of seb:

PROTECTIVENESS/POSSESSIVENESS: this is one of the main aspects of him, imo. his entire questline is about wanting to cure anne, and how he’s not giving up, and how he believes that HE is the only one that can do it, because “she’s MY sister!” seb is super tunnel visioned and has a one-track mind when it comes to this, and I headcanon that he’s this way because of their parents deaths. he’s the brother, the boy, he’s gotta be strong for his sister, and ofc when their parents died, he tries to comfort her and be there for her/be the rock, and it happens again when she’s sick. shes his sister, his responsibility, and he’ll die before he gives up on her and her safety.

SO, I just transfer all those aspects over to a romantic relationship instead. you just replace “shes my sister” with simply, “she’s mine/my gf/my wife/etc.” and in the same way I think seb tries to be strong and reliable and protect anne because he’s the brother, I think seb would be the same way in a relationship, because he’s a boy and she’s a girl and its 1890 and he’s chivalrous and he just sees it as his responsibility. I think the death of his parents and his dynamic with anne has baked this sort of mindset into him, and its even MORE intense in a romantic aspect, because then hormones and puberty and sexual tension and attraction is involved (plus the fact that seb in my fic is 17, so he’s older and has even stronger raging hormones and testosterone LOL.

JEALOUSY: who can forget the lines “between the two of you, I’m starting to feel left out” and “ominis simply needs a moment with you and he’ll change his mind. is that it?” the first one is more playful but I feel like the second one really showcases sebs brand of jealousy, and how biting and uncharitable it can be.

AGGRESSION/VIOLENCE: yet another iconic line with: “fine. but ominis knows, I won’t step back from a fight.” LIKE... the fact that apparently ominis knows this means its come up more than once…and im not saying seb is some unruly aggressor who flies off the handle at anything, but he defs has a capacity and is willing to get violent if HE believes the situation calls for it—basically the same way he feels about the dark arts. he felt justified using imperio to protect anne, and taking the relic to save anne, and so he would have fought ominis to get out of the catacomb. and with MY seb, while he doesn’t go picking fights with any boy who looks or gets close to clora, he’ll definitely be willing to beat up or lay hands on a creep who bothers clora/who is in the process of bothering her LOL.

SO YEAH, that’s pretty much it, and I’ll be the first to admit I definitely ramp up these traits further because he’s older in my fic and i think these traits would only get more intensified with age + being in love and also bc IM A TWILIGHT GIRLIE!!! what can I say. there are so many moments in my fic where you can just replace seb with edward and it wouldn’t seem out of place tbh LMAOO so blame twilight, it was a formative experience for me BAHAHA

BUT like I ALSO said, I don’t think peoples more lighthearted interpretations of seb are ooc either. because even all my earlier above examples, you can just focus on diff aspects of them. like his tunnel vision and obsession to cure anne? instead of seeing it as over the top protective and possessive, you can just view it in a more wholesome determined selfless sort of way. like I said we got so many nice little bits and ingredients of his personality that we can turn into anything we want, really👌just pick which flavour of seb u like best and use what we got in game to create it HAHA

AW TYY QUEEN BAHAHA💖 and aw im always so honoured when ppl tell me they consider my stuff canon that’s like the best compliment I can get, tysm 😭 and im glad you like my fic and art so much (enough for your friends and family to unfortunately know💀 LMAOO)

im adding your ask to this because it kinda ties into my seb essay. LETS GET INTO WHY A SWEET BABY ANGEL WOULD LIKE SOMEONE LIKE SEB. the answer ISSS: the same reason WE’RE also all into him I guess?? BAHHA

ok but to start off im gonna defend my seb, not only cause of what you said anon (i dont want you to feel like this is targeted to you!) but also bc I got an ask recently asking me to summarize seb and clora’s relationship since all they see from my art is that “they fuck and seb is possessive” LMAO, and I feel like ppl who JUST see my art and don’t read my fic have a warped image of my seb.

this may be shocking but I don’t consider my seb a red flag LMAO. I joke about how hes more of a pink flag tbh, but even THAT i dont even really believe, and don’t even consider him overly possessive. like yes he keeps an eye on her when shes hanging around other boys, but I feel like that’s normal (esp for 1890) and all of his most possessive moments have been when theres been a threat to cloras life/coming from a place of love and protection (especially since clora is so self-sacrificial, she’d have killed herself by now if not for seb LOL) so to me id actually put Sebastian as being PROTECTIVE as his first and foremost trait, followed by the possessiveness.

and yeah he gets jealous, but unless a dude is actively trying to get with her/hitting on her/harassing her, he’ll otherwise just kinda be unhappy about it/let it play out/ watch on unhappily LOL. and even when lawley was blackmailing clora and getting in between her and sebs relationship and lying about how close he and clora were, seb demanded answers from CLORA on what was happening between the two of them, but he didn’t touch lawley or tell him to stay away. bc seb thought that was what clora wanted, so he let her drift away. if he was TRULY a red flag, in this instance he would have just beat up lawley for taking what was "his"/not allow clora to leave him/immediately go to lawley instead of clora, and tell him to stay away despite what clora might want. (and clora even WISHED seb had interfered and done this. she was like 'why is he letting me drift away and go off with lawley i WANT him to fight for me...but she couldn't actually say anything thanks to the blackmail)

clora doesn’t just 'put up' with sebs more possessive and protective behaviour though, she actually likes it HAHA. just bc shes a precious baby angel, we all like a bad boy, even back then. just look at jane eyre, and how popular the dark and brooding and assholey mr. rochester was.

she tells seb at one point that she likes those things about him, even his immature competitive side, and his darker sides, and that he shouldn’t try to hide them or change himself because she accepts them. and even putting aside all of the stuff they’ve been through together that has bonded them (like the main canon quests + annes curse and then CLORA being cursed, and then clora being kidnapped and seb saving her) clora thought seb was roguish and charming and witty and intelligent and good looking from day 1. add to the fact that he’s just so devoted to her in everything he does, that even if he CAN get a bit overbearing at times, how could you NOT fall for someone like that😩 someone whose possessive behavior just stems from wanting to protect you and love you and want to keep you safe and cherish you like DAMN…. GET ME A SEB, TOO. WHERES MINE!!!😭😭

clora also realizes in ch 32 WHY seb is so protective of her (the trauma with his parents and wanting to be there for anne) and that she accepts it, and enjoys it, and that she might even MISS it if seb were to ever get less protective of her/might get lonely LOL, and then sebs like "i’ve "spoiled you, have i?"

so YEAH I don’t think sebs protectiveness and possessiveness goes into any toxic territory or red flag territory PERSONALLY (and the time that it DID get toxic was because of the relic, and clora DID put her foot down)

but my normal seb? whose dream in life is to whisk clora away into a tower and lock her up to keep her safe and keep her all to himself, but that he’d never ACTUALLY do because he knows its insane and unreasonable but jokes about wanting to do it anyway bc he would if clora agreed? clora finds that endearing and cute and is touched by how much he loves her and wants to keep her safe.

IN CLOSING: I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

#LONG ASS SEB ESSAY #this was so therapeutic to write i hope that people who dont read my fic now understand my seb a bit better #like i said i feel like he gets a bad wrap/people think hes super ooc from his canon just based on my art alone #sebastian sallow #i wanted to write this ever since that one ask where they were like what do they do other than bang and be jealous HAHAHA #ANON MY FIC IS 500K WORDS THEY DO A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF TRUST ME #and even when seb is super possessive and protective im still usually on his side LMAOO #like just based on my art you defs might think seb is unreasonable but #for the ppl who actually read my fic they know clora is on like a self sacrifice speedrun LOOL #forget team edward and team jacob its team seb and team clora #and im usually a girl's girl but sorry clora im usually with seb and his logic when it comes to keeping u safe LMAOO #sebastian sallow x oc #ask

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swingstep · 1 year

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in honor of th swordsmith village theater release.. heres some sketchbook doodles for when i was waiting to go see it :)

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #kny spoilers #tanjiro kamado #inosuke hashibira #zenitsu agatsuma #akaza #kokushibo #muzan kibutsuji #i dont. actually know if koku is spoilers but better safe than sorry ig <333 #i also. havent drawn traditionally in several months WHAAHAHA

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caorl · 5 months

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avoiding to read the last chapters of orv just like kdj avoided reading the epilogue to twos

#orv posting #im not ready to let go . like i know ill sta4t to reread it as soon as im done but #I DONT WANNA SAY GOODBYE...#even tho there are the side stories etc #orv spoilers #ig?? idk better safe than sorry to tag it

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prophetictense · 1 year

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do not speak to me like that

letters to his father, franz kafka ; ted lasso, s2e8, dir. matt lipsey written by jamie lee ; father, the front bottoms ; seven, taylor swift ; the family jewel, marina ; cut, catherine lacey

#hope i didnt accidentally steal anyone's post with this!#jamie tartt #on fathers #web weaving #parallels #stills #ted lasso #franz kafka #the front bottoms #taylor swift #marina #abuse mention #(dont know if the last tag applies but better safe than sorry)#catherine lacey #not my best post but one i still care about #logs #tswift is for miri

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aqqleshiqqing-archive · 7 months

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they had pokedonalds after this ☝️

#if you can't read my handwriting... im sorry #im so proud of this 🔥🔥🔥 im COOKING #i dont even know if they have makeup safe for pokemon but LET'S JUST PRETEND IF IT'S NOT THE CASE!!! I KNOW RUBY CAN DO MAKEUP #EVEN BETTER THAN HIS OWN MOM (I SUCK AT MAKEUP)#GARDEVOIR MY BELOVED RAAHHHHH #pokespe parents #~ art #♥️ memoryshipping #ruby.fam #🍀 s/i: jaide (mangaverse)#my hand is actually dying #FUFCIKCKCKC I CANT EDIT IT I TURNED OFF MY COMPUTER RAAGGH #jaide (mangaverse).insert

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nosleepgummitato · 9 months

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Enjoy your food simps.

*coughcough* @justanidiotartist *coughcough*

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gamergirlshelby · 6 months

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i thought it would be fun to draw the new act 2 outfits for the A gang since they are so so so good! anyways I love how these turned out :3

check under the read more to see the individual characters and click for better quality!

i love these crazy kids so much huge shout out to them

#pokemon rejuvenation #pokemon fangames #13.5 spoilers #pokemon rejuvenation spoilers #i dont know if i should tag them since theyre new outfits but i think its better safe than sorry #anyways i absolutely ADORE these outfits i hope the team knows how cool i think the character designs are #anyways i love this game so so so much its awesome please play it

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ganondoodle · 3 months

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sorry about that last rambling post, i didnt mean to sound like its worse than it may be, but i got no ... lense to view it through but my own, and the main reason i wrote it out anyway was bc i needed to get it out (even if posting it might be not the greatest idea) .. and bc it kinda showcases, i think, how my stories kinda write themselves, involuntarily in a way? its not like im not putting in any effort- but its like .. i cant STOP it always keeps going and even the dumbest idea stays in some form, its very hard to get everything in place bc theres so much going on all the while i am very slow at making anything, writing or drawing anything, especially anythign coherent is very hard bc not only do i get constantly distracted, i get distracted by my own thoughts suddendly skipping to a certain scene and me having to go throguh imagining in detail NO MATTER how many times i have done it before for the same scene that i already decided on how it goes, when theres a new idea it can take over my entire day bc i cant let go of it-

not trying to sound either like im the only that has that sort of problem, but i think its a big part as of why i start tso many projects without being able to finish them, or even start them bc i constantly have to fight my own thoughts from derailing into another daydream session, thinking of too much too fast than i can ever draw or even write about and not knowing what is worthwhile and what isnt (im telling you i have no idea what is good and what isnt, idk why but for all i know all things i do could be trash, or they all could be bad, maybe the one i thinnk is decent is actually worse than the things i deem not good enough and once i start to think no this isnt good enough i stop having fun making or thinking it bc im trying to do better

honestly its kind of impressive that i can get anything out at all, not to pat myself on the back there but even if i hate how long it takes me, considering how much im having to work just to start working on something at all, the fact that i could post stuff coherent enough for some people to understand AND LIKE is something i should be a little more proud of

#ganondoodles talks #personal #sorry today is a bit of a brain fart day #got a headache and have wasted the entire time until now (5pm) with watching old analysis videos i have watched 5 times already #and crying over undertales music #how much could i get done if i didnt have to deal with thought trains going 200 above speed limit #also didnt mean to sound mean to people who like the things i deem cringy #BC I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKIGN ABOUT 90% OF THE TIME #I DONT KNOW IF ITS GOOD maybe it is #my judgement of my own stuff is pretty random #.... maybe thats why i can work with fanstuff that adheres to lore better #bc it sets limits for me #it gives me options of rails to derail onto without falling straight into the woods #idk if that made sense either #... i need to start drinking more #(and i guess by calling some of my stuff cringe bc i am entirely unsure of its quality im trying to make myself smaller than i am)#(so if it turns out to be actually bad- im more safe from ridicule since LOOK I AM SELF AWARE)#and there i go letting my thoughts spin further #maybe ill delete both of these posts tomorrow when i realize how dumb this is to say in the first place

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kronofobia · 9 months

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I was reading a short comic in a ninjago magazine and I suspect that it might be canon, or at least can be considered as such.

It takes place after crystalized, after Kai, Jay, Cole and Zane lost their elemental powers. They are trying to find a way to get their powers back, so they decide to read some of the scrolls Quanish wrote. And in one of them they read something about how chronosteel can provide elemental power.

And the reason why I think this comic can be canon is because we haven't got any explanation about how they got their powers back in Dragons Rising.

"By risking my own life I learnt that elemental power can be materialized under specific circumstances."

"For example, if we use elemental energy while the lava is cooling down, it hardens into a type of chronosteel which contains elemental power."

"If at least three chronosteel from different places are put together, the elemental power is freed up again and can be used."

(Please excuse my crappy translation :') but I'm sure it's still more understandable than that silly goofy alien language ndhdmdh)

Anyway... the point is that it's possible to get elemental power from/by using chronosteel! Which means theoretically the Time Twins should be able get their powers back, right?

If Maya and Ray got the chronosteel from different places, yes. Otherwise... probably still yes.

Why?

Because Acronix and Krux should be able to somehow get their powers back from the blades by breaking them or something. But even if not, there's another thing that shouldn't be missed:

During the series it's made clear that elemental powers cannot be fully taken away, it'll always be part of the elemental master.

JUST FREAKIN' IMAGINE THESE IDIOTS GETTING THEIR POWERS BACK

*whispers* And what if I told you they might have already got it back? 👀

In golden hour we can see that the iron doom is blown up and there's no sign of the time blades or the twins. And since these idiots are my comfort characters, I refuse to take into account that they might be dead- WU SURVIVED AS WELL AND HE WAS CLOSER TO THE EXPLOSION, OKAY?! /nm

But with all seriousness... They probably don't have their powers back, because it's not likely the writers would consider such thing. But... who knows...?

Whatever, it's still fun to think about haha

And it's also ✨fanfiction material✨

#ninjago theory #ninjago hands of time #ninjago krux #ninjago acronix #ninjago time twins #krux and acronix #ninjago crystalized #ninjago dragons rising #i barely mentioned it but still might be spoiler...?#i honestly dont know #better safe than sorry i guess?#ninjago golden hour

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captainsparklefingers · 7 months

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You know, for as much as I don't like the idea of these 'badass Van Helsing' movies and stuff where he's a sexy hyper competent vampire fighter, I DO understand the desire to fill in his backstory. Because we get hints of stuff that make one wonder, how does he know all of this about the undead? Is it simple research or has he encountered a situation like Lucy's before?

That doesn't mean I want a story of him being a stone cold badass, but it would be interesting to learn more about this man of science, who is a doctor and who knows the law and has all these interesting anecdotes of things that seem to defy the laws of nature or the world as man understands it. This man who is married and still faithful to his wife but also refers to her as his 'not wife' who is alive yet dead...I assume that it's a situation where they can't divorce and she may no longer be there mentally, but since it's not touched on further, who knows? Same with the son who died young. Child mortality was much higher and there's nothing to suggest that his son died at the hands of something supernatural, but again! We don't know!

Where and how did he learn these things? Did he deal with a Lucy like undead before, learn these things through research and trial and error? What was this guy like when he was teaching Jack? We know the how and when and why of Jack saving his life, but that would be fun to see as well, their relationship evolving from one of just student and teacher to one of friends and colleagues on equal footing...while of course Van Helsing does his personal studies into the things in the world that Don't Make Sense™ in the background.

There's gotta be a way to do a movie or story about Van Helsing without turning him into John Wick but for vampires.

#dracula #dracula daily #dracula daily 2: vampire boogaloo #dracula spoilers #(I guess idk better safe than sorry)#abraham van helsing #he doesn't need to be turned into Hugh Jackman!#you dont need to shy away from what the source material gives and leaves open!#the story of a consummate academic whos personal life is beset by tragedies while he learns about these things #that go against everything he knows as a man of logic and learning #basically what Seward is going through but slower

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that-jack-kline-bestie · 8 days

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so fucking upset. i looked up what's considered concerning weight loss and got a statistic. i looked up the same question but specified teens and i got a bunch of articles about how to lose weight. what the fuck

#tw weight loss #? idk if that tags necessary but better safe than sorry #past this point there is discussion of ARFID and stuff #LMFAO also ive had a medium to mild case of ARFID my entire life and no one noticed past concern for my pickiness #i say medium to mild because ive gotten better recently #i even ate half a bowl of the noodles i dont like the other day. AND they had been touched by shrimp & cabbage juice & soft peanuts #i mean i did drown them in soy sauce first and got nauseous thinking about it the rest of the day. but progress #i mean. im the type of person to skip a meal or barely eat because i dont like the food available or its too loud where i am #my adhd impacts it too like sometimes ill forget to eat or wont be able to make anything that day #but like goddamn. a growing child should be gaining weight. 'we should keep an eye on that' every single time and then no action #you know maybe thats part of why my body hurts sometimes and feels weird and shaky other times #its hard to tell based on how bony i am or whatever because i also naturally am a string bean and im not. like. starving myself #i get the same comments about how i should eat more and how im so skinny when im healthy and when im not #or i used to. people are generally less intrusive now that im older #gosh i need to flex my metaphorical brain muscles more i put way too much thought into the wording of this

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gammija · 1 year

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@a-mag-a-day for todays episode I'll share something that's been bothering me since I first heard this one 😔...

im having trouble visualizing Jon cutting off his finger. not because of the horror or anything, I just can't work out the practicalities;

Like, he says it grows back almost as soon as he takes the knife out - presumably, he's using something with a taller blade than the width of his finger. right. I mean he's not using a paring knife to saw through skin and tendons, that'd be insane. So then, if it grows back when you take the knife away, that seems like an easy problem to solve: just use the knife itself to push your chopped off finger away, so it can't heal! clearly this has a simple solution

But that doesn't happen. So I'm left with 3 options:

Even when he pushes the finger bits away, they get zoomed back up to the wound like magnets and reattach

the chopped of part DOES stay off but a new one grows back immediately. Seems unlikely, Jon would definitely talk about trying to just use the extra loose finger as an anchor in that case

it just didn't occur to him, for some reason

Jon needed to be unable to cut off pieces of himself because for the narrative to work, he had to go to Jared, so he'd have a neat way to get his Flesh mark, and im putting way too much thought into the gory logistics

#tw body horror #tw gore #tw self harm #in a sense but better safe than sorry #a mag a day #jonathan #tma #tma s4 #joos yaps #also we don't talk enough about how Jon just agreed to give away his RIB. for a STATEMENT #knowing he's already taken 2?3? live statements here... i dont think its the only reason but #he probably figured taking Jareds and losing a bit of himself in the process was a good way to get a statement without harming innocents 😢#i couldve made a post about that but clearly this is the much more important matter in this episode #but hey if I can't be gruesome for a horror podcast episode literally called 'Flesh'#all about a guy who's entire schtick is disassembling people and putting their bodies back together in new and awful ways #than gdi when can i be 😤

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