#i have a problem 🤣

[antichrister]

"stop buying plants" i say to myself, knowing full well that i absolutely intend on buying more plants

#personal #and this is just my bedroom plants #i have more in the bathroom and living room and hallway and a stacked greenhouse outside AND my full outdoor plants #i have a problem 🤣 #succulents #succulentblr #plantblr #my plants

[adhdslugcrimes]

Wally: I've decided we all should go to therapy!

Titans: not going to happen.

Wally: okay, let me rephrase this. We're all going to therapy or I'm spilling all the secrets you have and then dripping back into the speed force and you'll have to deal with all the repercussions all by yourselves.

Titans: ... Okay

Wally: wonderful! Vic, your appointment is tomorrow, here's your info card!

Victor: thanks man... You scary, scary man.

Wally: and for you Gar.

Garfield: how did you get our information to set appointments?

Wally: don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. Don, here's yours.

Donna: Barry should have never let us teach you all this, especially if we knew you were going to use it against us!!

Wally: quit it, I'm doing all of us a favor. Rav and star, you two mostly get time with Canary.

Rachel: I guess that makes sense

Kori: do I really need therapy?

Wally: yes. Garthie, baby you're also with Canary but she has a different program for you so here's your schedule and what you'll need.

Garth: cool!

Wally: and Dick and Roy, my beautiful, beautiful hubbies here's your cards and I'll be taking you there so you can't just jump out of the bathroom window or not go. You two need help. Like a lot.

Dick: ah poo...

Roy: ... If I didn't love you so much I'd throw this at you. Bitch.

Wally: yeah, yeah. Now I'm going to my therapy appointment, fixing these daddy issues.

#dick grayson #wally west #victor stone #garfield logan #donna troy #koriand'r #Rachel roth #garth of shayeris #roy harper #birdflash #birdflashenal #Wally said he had enough they're getting fuckin therapy or else #also me and ao3 bot really be out here fighting for the top in this tag 🤣 #know where you belong ao3 bot!! #i have a problem in the shape of this

[navybrat817]

Just tried to send my hubby a screenshot of something. Ended up sending him a gif of Sebastian Stan. Couldn't delete it before he saw it.

"I'm sorry. Ignore that."

"Aww, honey, how do you expect me to ignore those blue eyes?"

"HA. I didn't mean to send that."

"I did wonder where you were going with that..."

😂🤣😂

#navybrat rambles #my hubby 💕 #sebastian stan #bahaha #😂🤣😂 #my wide thumbs #but seriously #i actually do have wide thumbs #it's a problem #typos galore #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

[sherlocking-out-loud]

I didn't know Lou has been playing characters that enjoy teaching other men to do things with their bodies (at least) since 2017:

#(yes I'm currently going down a rabbit hole. how did you know?) #just discovered he was on The Rookie (that I recently binged) and I didn't remember him #he was also on Outer Banks and guess what #yeah didn't remember him in it either #i may have a memory problem of some sort 🤣 #lou ferrigno jr #911 cast #Youtube

[hurricanek8art]

Okay SO I've never Bad Batch posted beyond reblogs but there's two episodes left and I'm going insane so my big giant theory for why the finale is titled The Cavalry Has Arrived with a sprinkle of Tech is Alive Yes I Am Delusional:

Tonight's episode is going to end with the Batch, Omega's gang, and CX-2 all colliding in one of the hallways.

Big Western faceoff, tumbleweed, yadda yadda y'know.

Right before the shooting starts, CX-2 tells them their escape plan through whatever hallway they're planning is strategically ill-advised, because *insert tactical explanation here*

Hunter: "Oh yeah? What, you trying to help us or something? No thanks."

CX-2: "It was worth the attempt. It's not as if we've ever followed orders anyway."

BIG PAUSE, CLOSE UP MONTAGE OF EVERYONE AS THE WORDS SINK IN

Omega: "...Tech?!"

Tech: *removes helmet to reveal it's him* "Well, I thought it was obvious. Shall we liberate some clones together, then?"

SMASH CUT, ROLL CREDITS, THE CALVARY HAS ARRIVED BECAUSE THE *ENTIRE* BATCH IS TOGETHER AGAIN AND THEY'RE GONNA SAVE THE CLONES.

end conspiracy theory rant. 🥴

#EDIT: SORRY LEFT OUT A BIT OF TECH DIALOGUE I PUT IT BACK JUST IGNORE THIS 😭 #no matter what happens the callback to “i thought it was obvious” re: tech and the omega/chip discoveries is required. okay. it just is. #that's his line i need to hear it again okay #also please excuse hunter's dialogue being kinda generic #if it's someone with an accent saying more than a word or two I have to put thought into writing dialogue & this was completely off the cuf #i don't have as much a problem with it as tech because i am also autistic i speak his language 🤣 #ANYWAYS i am delusional but i have also been able to predict story beats with fair accuracy for like 10 years so #speaking it into existence. manifesting? i'm still new at tumblr speak sorry 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 #K8 Rambles about Star Wars #star wars #the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #sw the bad batch #sw tbb #tbb #the bad bad spoilers #sw the bad batch spoilers #star wars the bad batch spoilers #sw tbb spoilers #tbb spoilers #tbb tech #tbb cx-2 #tbb cx 2 #tbb hunter #tbb omega #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #tbb echo #i tagged the whole batch because even if they're not referred to by name they're in the post in spirit

[thestarlightforge]

I don’t think y’all are Prepared for the amount of polycule activity that’s gonna take place in this Hunger Games/TBOSAS fic series—

#I’m not even talking about #everlark #everthorne #katniss everdeen #practically had a girlfriend in the books #madge undersee #then we have #coriolanus snow #over here on his #Snowbaird #snowjanus #business #as he should #and need we not forget #johanna mason #ofc female friendship is possible. platonic love is valuable #but I have a favorite solution to this problem and it’s gonna SHOW 🤣 #tbosas fanfiction #thg fanfiction #tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #thg series #lucy gray baird #sejanus plinth #polycule #polyamory #lgbtqia #ao3 writer

[allthebestnamesweretaken]

I get critiquing a ship or a character in a ship. I get not agreeing with a ship. I even get not liking a ship. But I don’t get what’s going on with the KAs bc every once in a while I’ll see one of their posts and it’s nothing but hatred for ZK in the comments💀 Zuko is a colonizer, Aang deserved Katara, Katara being with Zuko is wrong bc it would hurt Aang, they had 3 kids, etc etc etc. Like can we just have fun😭 yes critiquing media is apart of that fun but that’s not what those comments are and it’s getting weird (it’s been weird tbh)

Anyways got any ZK fic recs??? I’m currently reading Consume Me with Fire, Flood Me with Desire by Dacamia and I’m liking it so far

#zutara fandom #zutara #anti anti zutara #I don’t even have a problem with kataang but the shippers can get a lil much #anti kataang #tagging just to be safe #what if we squashed the ship war guys #I wonder if zukka shippers get as much hate from sukka shippers #zuko x katara #my best friend is a kataang shipper and we still get along #let’s all be more like that 🤣 #I have read anti Zutara critiques and when it’s not obvious bashing I’m all for it #like yes let me tell you all the reasons I love them and we just talk about it

[sugarlywhispers]

am i writing a soulmate!bakugou x reader, HEAVY ANGST, loooong one-shot, because i'm in an angsty mood since reading another angsty fic a weak ago that left me IN MOTHERFUCKIN' TEARS ??? yep, i am. ✌🏼

#i have a problem im sorry 🙈🤭🤣 #mha fanfiction #bnha fanfiction #mha bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #mha angst #bnha angst #bakugou katsuki angst

[athousandblessings]

dear tumblr If there is a way that you can not show me the word I have filtered out when doing your filtered content thing, that would be greeeeat.

#I have a gut nausea reaction to the sn*t word #So i block everything containing it #but sometimes the result of this is I see five or six posts in a row saying “filtered content” [redacted word i hate reading] #first world snzblr problems huh 🤣🤣🤣 #I really do like the filter option and mostly it just helps me skip fandoms I'm not into etc #but SOMETIMES #i kinda....defeat myself 🤣

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

#“no need for follow up” #“yeah you did have several cysts we scrapped off your remaining ovary but. dw about it. idk why they were there. dw about it. oh also your #ovary on that side was freakishly huge but. dw about it. it might go away. dw about it #*doctor shrug emoji* “ #“go see a gyno next year maybe. but not me im too important for that. go find and onboard a gyno to your situation. next year maybe idk lol” #he barely even looked at my incision like #this fucking appointment could have been an email. or a phone call. or they just could have let me start driving again. also i forgot to ask #if i can stop drinking ensure now or after the 6 weeks? cause that shit cost $$$$. but he probably would have been super unhelpful if i had #fr fr this guy only wanted to give me the time of day when he thought i might have fun cancer inside and now he's like gtfo!!!! get your #fugly cancerless ass out of here!!!! recover from a major surgery on your own you swagless cancerless loser 🤣 we arent helping your #swagless ass!!! #anyway it seems weird and fucked up that im was never offered to see a physical therapist and i guess am going to have to blindly trust my #abs they sliced thru are healing or whatever and to rawdog my own physical recovery of my muscles? even just dumb shit like. my center of #gravity has drastically changed since the mass removal and my back hurts like shit all the time because all my posture muscles were built up #for when i had an extra 30 pounds of cyst hanging in the front and my posture and walking reflected that. and i lowkey don't know how #hard i am able to be with my healing incision because its really tight and makes me hunch forwards still. like i would really like to know #how much i can safely or maybe should be forcing my skin and incision to stretch. without damage? is that crazy #am i crazy??? #this shit is why i didnt see a doctor for 2 years until my problems had snowballed into a 30 pounds ovarian cyst that was crushing my other #organs and had one of my kidneys all backed up with piss. and even getting emergency treatment for it everyone was like. how did you like it #get this bad?? how could you not know you needed to seek medical treatment???? like. bro. seeking medical treatment isnt even a guarantee to #get medical treatment. #anyway he said my “remaining ovary seemed low key polycystic but dw about it. don't quote me on that im not dealing with it.” #bro i dont want to doctor google it i wanted an actual doctor to deal with it. fuck you. #like. maybe even a doctor who knows my situation so i dont have to struggle with getting someone to believe me and take me seriously. #but whatever. back to trying to figure out the daily protein and extra calories my body needs for recovery via doctor google i guess. #its fine 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[cloudbells]

I'm sorry I gave everyone the impression that I was gonna be active allie when I first joined this fandom 😔🙏🏿 I planned on it but I should have warned the masses that my life often loves to backhand me away from my interest.

#me my mine #TMI i joined therapy again recently and it's taking up all my mental energy and im trying not to quit it 😩🤞🏿 #when i die the first thing im gonna do is rip god's throat out with my teeth for giving me all these PROBLEMS 🤣 #shower thought of a (culturally) christian #also my name is not allie i just wanted the alliteration #i actually dont mind giving out my real name if i havent already but i feel like people would be uncomfortable with it #for reasons that are too long to tag but anyways im 99% sure ive said my actually name here at least 7 times #also in case it wasn't clear im not really christian #i grew up as an evangelical yes but it's been so long since me and my family have been active in religion #my dad likes to call us “spiritual” now #you may be thinking “user cloudbells whu do you overexplain so much when you're inactive for more than a coupoe weeks?” #and to that i answer “still working that out”

[thranduilswifesblog]

When my brother brough his new GF and turned out she's 1 year younger than me. And I need to fight with her for his affection

#personal blog #my blog #funny #she can have him while he away from me #BUT SHE CANT WHILE HE IS ON MY HOUSE! #I AM HIS ONLY BABY SISTET! #youngest child problem #🤣

[spockandawe]

CONQUERED

#1030ish pages i think #tomorrow.... i have to sand the edges #problem for tomorrow me #this rounding and backing job has been haunting me since i started the word file 🤣 #crafts #bookbinding

[magicalbats]

dinner guest back again; so out of touch with at-large fandom… I had no idea people hate furina. people… hate furina????? she’s my favorite girlfailure theatre kid. I NEED her to have fischl-level monologues in the overworld. also esp after the most recent story quest with her & the knave… I want to hold her in my hands gently.

I started playing the Archon Quest the night 4.0 dropped, and as soon as we met Furina I fell in love with her. She was so much more charming and quirky than I’d even anticipated going into it, and tbh every single scene with her made me laugh. She’s FUNNY! So I’m sure you can imagine the shock on my face when I eventually took a break and went over to twitter, and I saw a bunch of people talking about how she was annoying and saying they already hated her. 😭 Some of them were like “it’s not bad that she’s annoying, but —“ and it’s like, idk why you hate fun so much but okay!? And it seems like it’s just gotten progressively worse over time. The way I’ve seen people absolutely shitting on her just to say she’s not the actual Archon while insisting that Neuvillette is — even though he already flat out told us he’s not!! — and saying she’s a bad Archon or she doesn’t deserve to be one. SHE IS TRYING HER BEST! LEAVE HER ALONE!!

Obvs twitter is an actual cesspool and it collectively has the worst takes imaginable on any given topic, but man. It stills makes me so sad. ✋😭 Furina is just a babygirl why are you being so mean to her?!

Oh, and something else I’ve seen too is people trying to infantilize her to the point where they’ll say she’s an actual child, and I just? This girl can’t do anything!! They don’t want her shipped with Neuvillette, she can’t be the Archon, she can’t have a silly goofy time, she can’t even be (understandably!!) scared of Arlecchino in peace without getting her name dragged through the mud. I’ve had enough!!

#so there’s my rant for the day #xmdkxkdn #and yes I love Fischl too I would also die for her #I don’t want know what it is that makes certain people hate girls for having more personality than a wet rag but it’s #very frustrating at times 🤣 #Ei can say or do whatever nonsense because she’s a ditzy #cardboard bland waifu #but as soon as the girlies start having fun and being silly suddenly it’s a problem dmdkxkdnd #really gonna need someone to make it make sense to me too anon I don’t understand how anyone could dislike Furina

[tdpawhore]

He could do unspeakable things to me and I wouldn't mind.

Also if he stabbed me I would probably apologise for getting blood on his knife 😅

#oh Hector munday please do me on a Monday 🤣 #i have problems #the dark pictures #the devil in me #dark pictures the devil in me #mask kink #the dark pictures anthology #granthem du'met #hector munday #the devil in us #cat daddy

[these-are-the-first-steps]

You probably haven't considered this, but you posting about your first world problems when there are many of us who are out here struggling just to afford the basics is really tone-deaf, and not like you.

There are plenty of us whose are struggling to afford food and rent, those of us who are sick and can't see a doctor because we can't afford a doctor's bill, those of us struggling to find a job that will pay a decent wage and still treat us like human beings.

We get it, you are financially well off. Congratulations, you played the game correctly and won. But please bear in mind that there are plenty of us who would love it if our only problems were shaky arms from going to the gym too much, or wondering if a new air-conditioning unit will work.

I am literally on unemployment and have gone TWO YEARS without air conditioning. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am not obliged to trauma dump on the internet so you, a complete fucking stranger, can point and laugh at my problems and feel better about yourself. Go watch reality tv if you want to feel superior. Fuck off.

PS: please come into my inbox again so I can block you. Piece of shit. Feel better now? 🥴

#anon eats cardboard and lead paint chips #only explanation for this level of brain worms #yeah im well off because I have ZERO APPLIANCES in my home lmaooooooo #i have to buy a window ac unit because I’m so rich!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #god anon’s life must be so miserable jfc #I have a lot of problems but at least I don’t project to tear people down to make myself feel better #protip: this will not make you feel better you will just feel worse