*jolts awake*
Kaif gives off guitarist vibes
*goes back to sleep*
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IF ECHO WAS HERE THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED!
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Im glad Megan Thee Stallion is canon in the MCU because that means Steve Rogers listened to WAP before he died
Edit: actually, WAP in the MCU makes everything funnier. Like, wow, people returned from the blip to THAT
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I’m still convinced that 90% of Ashton x readers are written by Calum Hood
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Game theory that Kirby is pink not because they're filled with positive energy, which they are, but because they eat strawberries. Like how a flamingo eats shrimp and is pink because of it.
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I have a theory.
You know how Rhys says that The prison uset to be its own court - the dusk court maybe... And you know how every court has its own powers. So what if those powers were shadow manipulations and Az is one of the descendents of that court??
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curious about what's in store for you for 2024? :D
Let AO3 decide!
(Updated from 2023: Up-to-date tag bank, opt-in tag categories, optional dark mode! As always: proceed with informed consent.)
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Things David Tennant has done on The Last Leg in the last 20 mins
- gave a speech about hating "woke" as an insult
- sang a musical number as gwenyth paltrow (with a blonde wig) (click to watch)
- asked where Michael sheen came on the DILF list, and flexed that he came higher than him (and argued that having more kids should put him higher on the list) (click to see a gif set) (click here to see a video)
- wore a TRANS FLAG tardis pin
- very gently stroked a man's mullet (click to watch)
- insulted some politicians
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“On the 6th Day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwashi.
The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.
In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back.
When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds.
By nature, it likes to stalk birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.”
- journal entry of 22-year-old Emperor Uda on March 11, 889 CE and earliest record of a cat in Japan [x]
Black Cat (detail) by Hishida Shunso, 1910 [x]
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Prompt 126
You know what would be hilarious?
Constantine comes into one of those meetings as he sometimes does every blue moon. Though the proper word would be storms into a meeting and practically slams a whole stack of papers down.
“Can someone bloody explain to me why the American-fucking-government is trying to go to war with the fucking Infinite Realms?!”
The Justice League is of course alarmed and confused- and also John weren’t you in Hell?! Yeah, he was, where the fuck do you think he found out about this?
Now if you’ll excuse him he’s going back to the House of Mysteries with his now haunted trench coat. John, John Constantine what the fuck do you mean by that? No don’t just leave, don’t leave this mess just for them- JOHN!
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