#i love my girls deranged

[hiort]

(me turning to solomon) personally i would have said no thank you

#i love my girls deranged #evil barbatos (heart eyes)(explosions) #we as a society dont talk about barbies horns enough #my art #fanart #obey me #obey me barbatos #obey me nightbringer #obm barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me shall we date #obey me barbie #to celebrate waking up to the barbie trailer

[ventiswampwater]

Would you rather stay at the Waffle House as a waitress forever?

Elisha Cuthbert as Carly Jones HOUSE OF WAX (2005) dir. Jaume Collet-Serra

#my girl truly faced god and walked backwards thru HELL!!!! trust n fckin believe she's the loml forever #woman of all time!!! THE final girl!!! PPL!!!! #house of wax #house of wax 2005 #carly jones #elisha cuthbert #filmedit #horroredit #mine #two gifsets in one day bc I'm deranged #well. I'm also sick @ home w/(possibly) miss corona herself. so I've just been playing around in photoshop lmao #I promise I didn't forget my important position as the pr squad ambassador of the carly jones tumblr tag #giffing these reminded me how much I love this goofy scooby doo-ass movie oops #maybe it's time for a rewatch??? it HAS been three months.......................I've been ABSTAINING #hrmm hrmm HRMMMMM

[manderleyfire]

And last but least, District Twelve girl . . . she belongs to Coriolanus Snow.

#snowbaird #bookedit #litedit #thgedit #tbosasedit #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #snowbaird + 'absence' by pablo neruda = MEANT TO BE #made for each other on so many levels! #merry xmas margherita my babyyyyy my clever devious deadly girl #btw did i just use the most deranged quote?? yes so what #really wanted to go with 'they were back in the arena fighting for survival just the two of them against the world' but #i'm being an EXTRA on holidays blame the endorphins #coriolanus x lucy gray #book otp #the hunger games #shitty things i do for love

[firelise]

I support women's rights, women's wrongs, and women's batshit insanities. Only Friends (2023) Ep 10

#only friends the series #only friends #ofts #only friends spoilers #only friends mew #topmew #i love my deranged lil girl mew you will always be famous #mew #my homegirl #shes innocent she aint never did nothing wrong on GOD #cgedits #mygifs

[heartslobbf]

people will be like ‘yeah it’s really relevant that utena is an orphan haha’ and then not even recognise how utena being a character without living blood relatives is hugely significant in a show where almost all of the most atrocious relationships are ones that have been spurred on by the notion of familial/blood obligation. and utena herself clings so tightly to what is essentially a romantic ideal of ‘the family’, ‘the blood relative’, telling anthy she’s jealous of her relationship with akio, insisting to nanami that she should persevere with her relationship with touga because you’re still siblings. in ohtori, family is something you can only be born into. in ohtori, family is the way you gain power. i mean for the love of god it’s right there, revolutionary girl utena is a family abolitionist masterpiece and it makes me claw at the walls!!!!!!!!! read the palace perspective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! engage more with these aspects of the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kill any and all people who go ‘why are there so many weird sibling dynamics i only came for the lesbians’ her NAME is kiryuu nanami and she does both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#is this even coherent im feeling deranged #i love you rgu i LOVE what you said about family it was so crazy fr fr #it’s just like. gestures wildly at the entire show. and i was like aaaaaaaaaa #who wants to hear all my thoughts about the kiryuu siblings and utena and anthy and akio hanahahahahahaha #and monarchies and sacrifice and obligation and guilt and resentment etc etc etc #the we should live to help each other of it all. throwing up and screaming #why should you live to help each other? because you’re siblings????? like. like. utena says ‘because i love you. because i love you’ #and she actually does. and that’s not a manufactured love she’s been told she should feel #it’s in fact the opposite bc it’s queer #‘everyone loves their siblings because you’re siblings and that’s how it works tee hee’ vs queer love as a destructive force #god anyway im normal (lie) #rgu #revolutionary girl utena #shut up daisy

[aihoshiino]

i see a lot of fanart or otherwise fandom depictions of Ai as this perfect housewifey type girlfriend and mother and I am standing up and making the bold declaration that if you hold true love for Hoshino Ai in your heart, you must accept the truth and realize that the girl is the most enthusiastic failwife ever to walk planet earth.

she was never taught basic common sense and self care growing up! you think she knows how to use a rice cooker without burning it or using too much water??? i just KNOW when she was making bentos for Aqua and Ruby (because of course she did her best to cook for them despite her ineptitude because she's a good mom who wanted to make good food for her kids) she came away with band aids up and down every single finger. she under and overseasons everything. she forgets you can't just set and forget real food like you do with microwave instant meals. once she almost burned cup noodles. do you understand my vision????????

#oshi no ko #oshi no posting #ai hoshino #hoshino ai #as you should be able to tell from everything about my online presence and the palpable derangement of this post #i say all this with overwhelming love and affection #and also because i think we as a society #have forgotten the powerful gap moe of an anime girl who can't cook for shit #but is earnestly trying her best anyway because of how much she loves somebody

[moodysnowflake]

Can we just appreciate the Gargantuan Guts™ of this girl?

That's Nicholas the Punisher. The Undertaker.

She knows it, she knows that very well.

Yet, she's just throwing herself in front of him to get answers. We can argue that this is her naive showing, but after all this, after Roberto's death...is not realistic. Not anymore.

And I think that here Nick is not smacking her into tomorrow not only because he grew awfully fond of her (talking shtick to Vash about getting attached and there you go, you snarky hypocrite), but also because she might be reminding him of Vash, launching herself straight into danger, determination incarnated.

And he's not reciprocating that goddamned shin kick because he knows he deserves it. Very much. And he's accepting that, wishing for some kind of atonement.

In his own, grumpy moth way.

#you know pretty darn well what that was for nick... #stand and suffer #vash took a dang bullet you can survive a kick #even if that's the worst ever #struggling nicholas d wolfwood #bamf meryl #meryl stryfe #nicholas d wolfwood #nicholas the deranged teacher #trigun #trigun stampede #grumpy moth nicholas #dang that hurts #good girl meryl #look at her go #i swear these two are the best belligerents #i love them to the bottom of my heart #she short but she nasty #gremlin meryl #she angry

[avisisisis]

I could talk about how female characters are almost always watered down to the responsible friend or the voice reason or the badass character with no feelings, etc etc and how it's not only harmful but usually ooc for most of the characters it includes (Nya, Annabeth, literally every girl from PjO, Shoko and Nobara, etc) for hours but I have to sleep

#this is a bad thing #the whole “the boys r doing smth stupid while the girls stare in disappointment” thing is so annoying #like #in pjo #if we're talking abt canon personalities #annabeth was also deranged as fuck. she's smart ofc she is but she's a feral child that lives in a camp where slaying monsters is normal #she's badass ofc but she's not your “responsible character” #also. badass female characters #a character doesn't have to be mean rude or straight up heartless to be badass #annabeth CRIED bc the giant dog w three heads that guards the underworld didn't have anyone to play with #that girl cries over everything and i love her for it #if percabeth watched titanic it wouldn't be a “percy cries and annabeth comforts” situation #honestly they'd both be rating the way the ppl fell out of the boat #my girl doesn't deserve this mischaracterization #if you think a girl has to b mean to be badass then she is NOT badass #annabeth chase #percy jackson #pjo #ninjago #ninjago nya #ieiri shoko #kugisaki nobara #jjk

[katasstrophy]

i truly believe that anri’s long term goal is to establish another blue lock project after the first one (successfully ?) wraps up, but this time - for female players

i just know so so bad i feel it in my bones i swear that anri has her own personal experiences playing soccer. so no matter how much it makes her want to grind her teeth to dust to be picking up after these boys, she’ll play the part of the silly little pretty manager for now, filing away every single advice and teaching ego has to give with greed.

so when the real show starts, when the time comes for her to pick the most savage and hungry and entitled girls out there playing football, she’ll be prepared. she’ll know exactly how to make them tick and bounce off each other to become the world’s best.

and it will be vicious.

#like can you even fathom the violence that will go down there girls are insane and deranged i love them #truly psychotic #makes the blue lock boys look like whiny little babies compared to them #fistfights and sprains and bruises on the daily #god i’d devour that shit right up #blue lock #bllk #anri teieri #GASP AN OLD BLUE LOCK VS NEW BLUE LOCK GAME im shaking crying throwing up convulsing #take my money right now #—bllk! #—bllk.thoughts!

[angelsdean]

oh no i just saw the pic of jensen feeding both twins their bottles simultaneously. critical hit

#i am thee Least immune to him when he's being a dad #like oh my goddd #any time i see anything of him w/ his kids i just. he is so. he's such a Dad #crucially. he's such a Girl Dad and i love that #like it's such a specific vibe #anyways sorry i'm deranged abt that man<3 #vic.txt

[randomraytrash]

Okay, but listen me out

Au where ex-Mayor Jones is out on parole (bc he is a politician of course, he can and will escape from consequences) doing community service. Enough morally grey to be still torn between the treasure and is damn "son".

Than Judy and Brad come back and Fred Jones sr in all his morally corrupted glory realized that he royally fucked up, because the two thieves are even worse than him and he tries to help the kids (like really bad, like giving them of how break the law advice).

Also, sorry, but after a while I think he ends up crashing on the Sheriff's couch because Judy and Brad take his (Fred jr's house now) house. Do what you do with this information, but I bet Janet Nettles hates his ass (she's right and she should say that louder) because she is one of the rare politicians with good morals, also she knows Jones is pathetically not straight and the sheriff is absolutely oblivious. She doesn't know Jones has no intention to make a move on the sheriff because he likes them dumb, but that man is really too much dumb. Also fucking Sheriff is straight as a pole and too oblivious to be alive.

I know the sheriff lives with his mother, but I think she needs a break from his son, she deserve to be free from this absolutely moron of a man. She saw Janet Nettles and said: "Now, he's your problem". She persuaded him to take an apartment in town, so he could start his lovely love nest with the woman and then fucking ex-mayor crashed in .

#Fanfiction #mystery incorporated #Sdmi #Fred Jones Sr #mayor jones #Sheriff Stones #Sheriff Bronson Stone #Janet Nettles #Out on parole AU #brain rot #I mean have you ever see a politician go to jail for good good? #Scooby doo may be talking but he's not the fantasy element of the tv show #I have a fascination with these old people #Like have you see how unhinged the old gen is? #I respect himbos but *whatever sheriff Stones* is I don't respect it #Janet Nettles has a soft spot in my heart but fall in love with the sheriff? Actually made me lost a bit of respect #Girl you could have so much more #Fred Jones sr is a politician and I don't like politicians but that man? Somehow he's so deranged I love him #Listen kidnapping a baby? Fall in love with that baby? Actually fool yourself so hard you think he will go to college and give you nephews? #Now that I can fall in love with #Even if you are an absolutely bad father you still end up being an okay-sh one compared with his bio parents? Wow. That's peak comedy to me

[lady-of-sorr0wz]

#mcr #my chemical romance #gerard way #girl you are so deranged and i love it

[bea-beast2007]

Backlog of vic doodles n shit

(1st Image is her but much older (Kinda), 2nd Image is her with a different hairstyle, 3rd image is what I imagine her Halloween costume would be if she was in the Halloween episode (she went as a flapper), the 4th image is her as a kid and the last one is….well! Yknow.)

#sorry I love her so much #I think tumblr deserves to see my deranged posting of My girl #smiling friends oc #oc x canon #I am mental #sick in the head #demon oc

[peribytes]

looking at this and wondering if she'd have green blood

i know it doesn't make sense for gems to have blood, but in shots like these they do seem to get scraped up so like. green blood

#steven universe #su jasper #also i'm taking this moment to say damn they really drew her like this #insane girl moment okay i love you deranged girl you're so precious when you smile oh my god

[todayisafridaynight]

the mine thirst from the previous anons my god y'all need a whole ass water tank HDHWJE

good morning tumblr today's broadcast is brought to you by Why Is Yoshitaka Mine So Fucking Pretty

#snap chats #GOOD MORNINGALKJ #CELEBRITY APPEARANCES FROM MAS AND MSKMA OMG WHAT AN HONOR HI GUYS #im gonna finish up my palette requests then doa comm but WOW #WOW.... #i be actin like a catholic rn but i also think mine is pretty enough to drive a man insane #its me im the man in question BUT i behave myself. i will not act up #also first anon's right that plane scene was peak #it doesnt do anything for me like the eyeball scene does but it is close and i do love the scene #full yandere moment <3<3<3 he's such a silly girl <3<3<3 #i love mine i love how he's calm 99% of the time and then the 1% he's just completely insane #deranged. devoted. passionate. i love you sir please keep being you i hope you never get better #well. i guess you cant get better when youre dead but </3 #BUT YEAH NO MINE IN ISHIN IS SOOOOO HANDSOME ITS SO FUCKING UNFAIR #LIKE IF YOU LOOK AT MY STEAM SCREENSHOTS FOLDER IM 99% SURE I TOOK A SCREENSHOT EVERY FRAME HE WAS ON SCREEN #HE'S SO HANDSOME I CANT STRESS THAT handsome squidward moment How You Make Him MORE Handsome Oh My God #its very much an Eros and Apollo moment yk that song. LOVE that song LOVE studio killers... #like mine's not hot he's handsome yk what i mean. like he's incredibly attractive but in like a sophisticated/put-together kind of way #and it's cause of that i go insane BEECAAAUUSSSE he's seemingly normal 90% of the time and just a pretty thing to look at #and then he does some insane bullshit and its like Oh You're Not Normal. Why's My Heart Growing Three Sizes

[merrigel]

Listen.... when you have OC couples you gotta play around with their future kids right?? Right??

#artists on tumblr #doodles #dnd #d&d #hibiscus snapdragon #the arcanist #the boys are twins >:3c they're named Calyx and Quill!! #Quill is quieter but do not be fooled- they're both little emissaries of chaos #I need to draw them more.... I love them dearly #I think a third was in the works too?? a little baby girl #I'm love them #(I forget the last time I mentioned this here but- for p much every pairing I post up here #one character is mine and one is my gf's #which is probably why I'm so deranged about them all LMAO) #pic #oc #q2gs