#i love myc and i want him to be ok

[cognitosclowns]

Genuinely thinking about getting tag teamed by Myc and Andre. Or Myc laying one of their tentacles on readers head, and reader just grabs it and starts playing with it, completely unaware that it’s actually an erroneous zone. They’re just messing with it and Myc is going through a very interesting time.

EEEHEHEHE >:) <3333 ok this is an old ask but the idea of getting Tag Teamed by Myc and Andre is WRACKING my brain rn. so. IM GONNA RUN W/ THAT <3333 TYSM TYSM TYSM-

NSFT!!! minors go away!! Possible tw for Drugs (Myc and his Weird Psychoactive Gunk)

GRGRKGKRKG,,,, options,,, choices,, hgrnurngunrnrugnrungung p e n i s

oh so they’re gonna corrupt you

THEY’RE GONNA CORRUPT YOU SO BAD!!!! WORSE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE POSSIBLY IMAGINED!!!

I feel like getting tag-teamed by them is almost inevitable if you’re getting w/ one of them. They’re sort of a package deal. Bare minimum, it’ll be suggested over coffee once or twice

it usually starts out as,, just one of them??

individually they are such GRABBY BASTARD SMDSND + they’re literally ready to fuck,, whenever.

this does mean that if one of them catches you two fucking, the other one will ABSOLUTELY JOIN IN <333 COME ON

HM LETS SEE

Handcuffs aren't necessary when one of your fuck buddies has 6 arms <3

TRULY IF YOU WANNA BE PINNED, MYC WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE. 

It’s easy for most people to forget, but his tentacles are strong. Rope strong. He could keep you pinned in any manner of positions for a senselessly long time without breaking a sweat.

You need your legs up, so that Andre can get that One Specific Angle that turns your brain into jelly? ‘Don’t worry babe, I’ve got ya covered’

OR EVEN. LIKE.

Two tentacles for the arms, two for the legs, two for any assorted holes that Andre may be incapable of filling <3 or even just if,, he wants to get you extra squirmy. You can take two, right?

It’s also super efficient bc. Yeah Andre fucks kinda sloppy, and has a tendency to accidentally move y’all around with his thrusting. (mm. you’ve accidentally bumped your skull on the headboard a few times MNSDMS)

SO!! It’s nice to have Myc there to,, keep you two stuck in place <3 

ALSO TANGENT BUT. Two things I feel like Myc would love is :

Stuffing one of his tentacles in there w/ his dick, along with some comment about how ‘maybe if his dick wasn’t so scrawny, I wouldn’t have to ;)’

Wrapping a tentacle or two around Andre’s hips, and fucking you for him. This is especially good when Andre starts losing energy <3 Myc can easy hold his wiry ass up, so he basically just uses him as a Very Loud, Giggling Dildo <333

ALSO THESE BOYS ARE INCAPABLE OF SHUTTING UP

Each individually is extremely vocal + chatty during sex. Both of them combined is torment (affectionate)

They’re absolutely shameless. Any comments that come to the surface will be said. 

Also don’t be surprised if they pull some ''Good-Cop-Bad-Cop'' shit, with one of them degrading you and the other praising you.

Laying against Andre's body, feeling his hands dig into your thighs to keep you still, while Myc tests the limit of just how stretchy human holes are?? Your poor cock-addled brain is gonna be absolutely flooded with their rambling.

It's all very 'Je-sus, aren't you an overachiever. Three deep and you're still lookin' for more, huh?'

'aww hehe, look at how well they’re doing!

'Aw, you're always spoiling em! If they can get a fourth one in, then maybe we can start talkin' about 'good' '

etc, etc, ad nauseum, carpet diem, you get the drill. They're little bastards who like the sound of their own voices MSNDMSNDMSN

OH AND ANDRE WILL,, 1000% JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE VIEW  WHILE MYC HAS HIS FUN SMNSMDN

There’s something very stimulating to just,, having an outside view of the action. You and Myc being completely undone, while he’s able to be,, a Calm and Collected Outside Observer is EXTREMELY RARE FOR ANDRE SMNSMD

It’s definitely not an Always thing, just an Occasional thing.

Getting different angles?? talking back-and-forth w/ Myc, while his tentacles fuck you open like he’s drilling for oil? Absolute perfection.

He’s not always gonna be a Pair Of Needy Eyes In The Corner Of The Room, though, he does sometimes like getting closer to the action!!

LIKE I can totally see him sitting on the bed beside y’all while Myc has his fun. Just,, lazily kissing your cheek every once and a while, loosely jacking himself off. Maybe a bit of wisecracking <33 

granted, you don’t remember much of it bc. After the third tentacle your brain kinda goes a little squirmy, but the thought is sweet nonetheless <3

ADDITIONAL MISC STUFF??

Myc being into bukkake + Andre being a little freak (adoring) means that you will be coated in fluids of several origins. The bath afterwards is magical tho so it's worth it

OHO getting railed (anally) by Myc feels a bit like a Very Horny Colonoscopy. If you ask, those puppies will go deep. like,, deep deep. Like 'oh my god, it feels like you're in my throat' deep.

and,, yeah usually that wouldn't be all that pleasant, but the Delightful, Stimulating Properties that his tentacle goo evokes turns the experience Transcendental.

Your entire torso feels kinda,, tingly and sensitive and full?? every time he shifts, it feels like he’s hitting alllll the spots you need at once. He says its something about the psychoactive properties, but you’re too fucked out to really care <3

he’s also super gentle - even if his tendrils are super slick and blunt, he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you. He’s a jerk, sure, but he’s not an asshole.

[and,, yeah those are definitely the times Andre takes a bit more of a back-seat role. Lots of praise n' giggling. He just lays back and runs his hands along your body, maybe even against your stomach-intestine area to enjoy the way Mycs tendrils make your stomach bulge]

Was possessed by the spirit of Tentacle Porn (tm) SMDNSMDN I COULD GO ON ABOUT THESE TWO FOR CENTURIES, BUT I'LL LEAVE THIS HERE <333 MWAH THIS WAS SO FUN, THANK YOU SO DEARLY!!!

#*gestures have this* #GOD I FORGET HOW WEIRD ANSWERING ASKS FEELS AFTER NOT DOING IT IN A WHILE SMDNS #ik I promised to be insufferable </3 but I was shy so you get my insufferability (???) now MSNDMASNDM #nsft #minors dni #myc #andre lee #magic myc #andre lee x reader #magic myc x reader #inside job #inside job x reader #NSABDSNBDNASBD #*hannibal lecter voice* hello anise #anise if u read this. haha loser get tentacled. #GOD AND YOU KNOW ANDRE WOULD MAKE SOME DUMB JOKE LIKE 'aww the baby's kicking!' when mycs tendrils bulge your stomach #downside of it would also be. ur gonna be LEAKING FLUID FOR DAYSSS SMDNSMDN. THE MESS IS SO RIDICULOUS

[fictionalmanwhorehub]

Brett x female!reader where work has been extremely stressful, and Brett ends up super frustrated one day (like to the point of getting physically antsy). Reader goes to his office to check on him and he's still super frustrated and accidentally starts to take it out on them. (Angst to fluff at the end) please :)))))

I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH!! Thank you for requesting it! I really hope this is what you had in mind :)

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It was a shitty day at Cognito. Brett had been feeling extra pissed at the gang lately and stormed to his office, which was odd. Reader knew this was weird for him. They had been dating for a little over a year now and she had never seen him this angry. She slowly made her way to his office, getting stopped by Myc,

"Hey reader, a little caution to you, Bretts being an asshole today." He said and laughed, "He's acting like a toddler."

You roll your eyes and go to his office and gently knock on the door, "Brett..? Hey love I just wanted to check on you. I saw you storm off earlier."

He let out a small groan, "I'm fine Reader." he said in an odd dismissive tone which made you slightly confused,

"Are you sure Brett? I mean.. You don't sound fine, not to press I'm just worried.." you say with a gentle tone.

He suddenly stands from his chair and turns to look at you, "God damnit Reader I just said I'm ok! Can you mind your own buisness? I mean I know we're dating but can you just fucking leave me alone? I don't really feel like talking to you right now!" he said, slightly raising his voice which made you slightly nauseous because you didn't feel safe with him at the moment.

"Oh.. Ok.." you said softly and left quickly

He tensed and let out a sigh, "Shit..."

You immediately went to Gigi, fully in tears, and she immediately ran to you, "Jesus reader whats goin' on?" she said and lightly held your shoulders

You try and talk through hic's and sobs, "Brett.. He y.. He yelled at me and he.. Was mean about it.. I've never seen him mad.. I was just trying to help..." you stuttered and sobbed

Her look softened from curiosity to empathy, "He's been in a bad mood Reader, just give him a little.. You two live together, how about you go home and talk to him about it when he gets home. I'll tell Reagen whats going on.. I'm sure she'll understand and if she doesn't well fuck her." she said and chuckled softly

You nodded slightly, "Thanks Gigi.. You're the best.." you said and went to grab your bag and coat and left and arrived a few minutes to you and Bretts shared apartment. You sat on the couch and continued to sob for a few hours and ended up falling asleep.

You woke up a few hours later with a blanket over you, and some water on the coffee table. You smiled slightly and sat up to see him sitting on the other side of the couch, knees pulled to his chest. You stood up and sat next to him, "Brett" you said softly and watched him

His eyes widened slightly and you could tell he too had been crying. His look went from slight surprise to sadness,

"Shit reader I'm-"

"Brett I know you're sorry. I knew something was wrong.. I knew you weren't okay and you would never be mean to me on purpose. I don't blame you. Cognito is such a stressful place to work, and the people there tend to be a bit difficult so I know you didn't mean a thing." you said and gently rubbed his arm

His eyes filled with tears as he tightly wrapped his arms around you and sobbed into your chest, "I'm so so sorry I didn't mean to be so awful.." he said in a high pitched almost whimper as you gently rubbed his back,

"Shh.. I know,, I know.. I forgive you Brett.. I forgive you, I love you so much.." you softly coo'd as he pulled you into his lap and rested his head in the crook of his neck and just held you

"I love you so much, reader." he said

You both ended up falling asleep on the couch, clinging to eachother like life support and just being glad you were together.

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I really really hope thats what you wanted, I hope you enjoyed!! Please send more requests I loved writing that!!

#inside job #angst #brett hand #brett hand x reader #inside job headcanon #inside job fanfic #angst to fluff #stress #cute couple

[flyingspicerack]

Inside Job Pt2Ep3 Myc Analysis Pt1

ALRIGHT FUCKERS! AS THE OFFICAL CEO OF MYC ITS TIME i GIVE YOU MY BREAKDOWN ON EP 3 BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL!!!!!

THIS IS GONNA BE A BIGGUN AND PRETTY MUCH A PLAY BY PLAY SO STRAP IN!!!

The way he's clinging to the rope here? Oh so cute. But also! Very telling of how he's able to distribute his weight? Body and tendrils seem much like.... idk squid/octopus like? Also in this scene, all of the insults he throws around <3 He's such a catty little bitch I also love that Gigi is the one he doesn't insult the most through the ep? Like I know everyone is like OMG ANDRE AND MYC are such good 'friends' and all that (yes i am one of those too) but we see in pt1 that Myc and Gigi hang out a fair bit and I like to think he's got like, a respect for her? Idk

The fucking way the little itty bitty orb inside his orb gets smaller when the flashlight from the security guard hits him is so brief but oh so important to me, oh my GOD this little bit of detail has me HGFUIEOHGFOI:SGHJIO

HHHHH OK FIRSTLY! Reagan tells Myc to, and I quote "Spurt on that guy!" And he refers to himself as a soft serve machine that needs to warm up and cannot just jizz on command, which definitely makes sense. He also says for no one to look at him so.... hes shy

SO THAT leads me to believe, that his jiss doesn't actually need to be processed at all to become the stuff they put in the memory erasing guns, so, they can just erase minds... SO what does that mean for sex with humans, as well as that one time Andre licked Myc's flagella on the yacht during the wedding, he didn't get erased.... thoughts thoughts thoughts

REAGAN YELLING AT HIM AND CALLING HIM A WASTE OF SPACE FUCKING HURT ME

OH MY GOD BABY! NO DONT CRY!!!!!!! UAOGH WHAT THE FUCK

Reagan: Okay I was not ready for that" ME NEITHER BITCH????? MYC CRYING????? WHY WOULD HE CRY????

WAS ANISE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING IN THAT MYC IS ACTUALLY A DWEEB???? UH YEAH?????? IM AS SURPRISED AS YALL ARE

god ok you guys im never gonna stop talking about this, we got so much mushroom lore, we have so much mushroom plot, we have so much MYC LORE AND I AM HERE FOR IT!!!!! AND IM WRITING IT ALL DOWN IN ONE PLACE!! RIGHT HERE!!!

Myc LIED about how old he was prior to this. In Pt1Ep3 we see his RightSwipe profile says 4041 for his age, but this here is his 5000 year reunion, so he's says he's younger than he really is.

He's from "A million year old mushroom hive cluster from the center of the earth" MILLION!!!!!! HES OLDER THAN WE CAN EVEN COMPREHEND

FIRST he apparently lied and said that everyone was jealous of his "huge dong" and he left, THEN JUST IN THIS SCENE, he says that they kicked him out because he was too much of a rebel, AND THEN AT THE END OF HIS RANT he finally comes clean and says that he never went to prom, graduation, AND no one signed his yearbook BECAUSE HE WAS A FUCKING DWEEB THAT LOOKED LIKE THIS:

(yeah honey i'd hate you too)

he was .... a fucking DWEEB! HE WAS A NERD!! THE BRACES?! THE PIMPLES! THE.... somehow.... FACIAL HAIR?? The hat.. yeesh boy ouch

WHEN HE LEFT HE WANTED TO PROVE HE COULD BE SOMEBODY! oH MY LORD!!!! HE CALLS HIMSELF A SINGLE MIDDLE AGED LOSER.... HOW OLD IS HE IF HES MIDDLE AGED IM GOING INSANE OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!

also his name, can we take about the name we have a real full name for him its not Magic Myc, its fucking MYC CELLIUM im going feral here and frothing

This uh.... this makes me..... hes so.... PATHETIC!! He's crying!!! HES FUCKING WHIMPERING AND CRYING AND SNIFLING CAUSE HES SO ASHAMED ABOUT GOING TO HIS REUNION LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HES LITERALLY BABYGIRL I DONT UNDERSTAND???????????????????

why are you so moe? WHY ARE YOU THE CUTEST GUY EVER! HIS GASP! Also like, Reagan, you REALLLY think this dude is never gonna insult you again? I thought you were a super genius? How can you literally be this stupid.

SORTA MUCUS SORTA JIZZ CALLED JUCUS!!!!!!!

I think it is SO AMAZING that the hole down to the mushroom hive is in Oregon, cause like, the worlds biggest mycelium network is under there.... hehe

FRUITY FLAILING ASS BITCH!!

OK If you go to 4:40 and look in the bg, you can see Myc get on the elevator down and he is fucking TREMBLING!! HE is SO nervous!! IM FUCK NGKJENSfewtgfwsg

Myc confirmed leftist, so thats a W but an L for thinking u can ge a nobel prize in podcasting... then again hes a mushroom and doesnt care so he is always a W in my heart

Look how far his flagella can stretch

HOLLOW EARTH! OH ITS SO LOVELY! AND I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT IT

I am very curious to know, if when Myc tells the hive to put a 'psychic metaphor' over the place, is that... only for the characters in the show or is it also for the viewer? It has to be, because we are also human and therefore wouldn't be able to comprehend the societal differences of mushroom dynamics! RIGHT?! SO I will also touch upon things as they happen later with this mindset.

FUCK!! RIGHT HERE!! Myc's asking Reagan if his BREATH smells bad!!!! He touches the top little frills and then puts his tentacle under Reagan's nose!! Does he... His scent glands?? WHAT?? AHHHHH I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS???

... I got one thing to say about stem-mantha... myc sure does love pink bitches .... makes eye contact with anise

LOOK AT HIM ALL.... NERVOUS!

Okay so then... Stem-Mantha asks if Myc was the guy who did puzzles with her parents so she could go have sex... SO, yes, the fucking mushrooms DO fuck each other, AND they have like, parents They dont just grow?? (As seen from Myc wanting to be a mommy in Pt2Ep7)

THEN Myc gets fucking pelted with a goddamn football and we are now included on the information that Myc ran out at graduation before everyone merged consciousnesses and became assimilated. SO It is OH SO interesting to see that each of these mushroom clusters are there OWN individual personalities but THEN they all are joined and have a shared consciousness thats a part of the hive!

Stem-Mantha then asks if the gang are Myc's parole officers, so does that mean that everyone was under the impression he went to like, jail topside after he left hollow earth??

HIS TENDRIL HEART IM FUCKING LOSING IT AHHHHHHH

ALRIGHT!!! FUCKERS FIRSt things first. Yes he wore that stupid fucking "NO FAT CHIX" hat but are we talking about it? NO, well YES, in that he wore it because he was in denail thats it thats the story thank you very much

SECONDLY here is were I'm touching upon the psychic metaphor thing again right here. I am thinking waaaay too deeply about a silly little cartoon and i feel very much like 'charlie pepe silvia meme' right now in idk how meta this whole thing is supposed to be? Like I don't think Myc was actually into dragon ball Z considering it was 5000 years ago and dbz didn't exist then, and we're just supposed to believe dudes was the mushroom equivalent of a little itty bitty pathetic nerd with pimples and acne, right??

but im also crazy coo coo bananas insane in thinkiing how fucking funny would it be if dbz was some kind of true space epic and myc is like, the equivalent of a greek mythology nerd in that hes a little fanboy.

THIRDLY. MY MANS GOT EXTRA STRONG POWERS THAT MAKE HIM EXTRA SENSITIVE?????? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE

His fucking signature babygirl i loooove you its so cute what the FUCK!! and look at how he carried himself like a fucking .... beanie babie, hes full of beans or whatever, i just love how this fucker carries his weight its so cool to look at wtf

HES NERVOUS AGAIN IM JUST GFJHEL"GSGJ"LG I KNOW ITS NOT IMPORTANT BUT IT IS TO ME

They are SO fucking mean to him. But also this scene, you can see that not everyone is on board with Reagan doing this, like they're all really uncomfortable when she pulls this picture up, and Brett isn't even there

Why is there so much jucus... was he tearing up about getting found out? OH LAWDY I HOPE NOT ILL FUCKING CRY?????

HAHHA SO this post has gotten waaay too long so i think i'm gonna make it two parts, so part 2 will be post assimilation!!! Also because posts can only have 30 images and we at the max babes

#inside job #myc #magic myc #myc cellium #character analysis #inside job netflix #reagan ridley #brett hand #andre lee #gigi thompson #glenn dolphman #i am the self assigned ceo of myc so this is all law you have to listen to me /hj #please read this ive been working on this for like almost a week now and its only half done #please like it omg #also hie shadow board if ur seeing this ily

[ibelieveinthejrsupremecy]

hey, I saw that you opened requests so I hope this is acceptable :)

jealous/possessive hc’s for brett, jr, andre, rand, myc, and ron (just jr and rand if that’s too many) pls 👀 have a great day!

HC: Brett, J.R, Andre, Rand, Myc, and Ron being posessive/jealous

You got good taste, I'll give ya that 👀

And I'll be honest, 6 characters does sound like much but since this is my first ever request, I'll make an exception. These men getting jealous and possessive making me feel some type of way tbh 😳😤😩

Brett:

He would get jealous and possessive very easily.

Poor guy is so insecure of himself and often believes you can do better than settling down with him.

Rarely ever gets confrontational. But when he sees someone getting a little too close to you and getting too comfortable, he'll intervene.

But he does it in a way to where it's like a clingy puppy wanting attention. But also sounding just a teeny-tiny bit petty.

"Hey hun? Love? Not to be rude and interrupt this very lovely and interesting conversation but can we go now? Pretty please??" 🥺

Andre:

Does not get jealous easily but he does get pretty possessive sometimes!

He loves having an arm over your shoulders, around the waist, a hand on yours, on your hip. Just having any contact in general.

It's increased TENFOLD if someone makes a move on you, Andre will in fact be all over you. Kissing you out of the blue, calling you petnames, holding you pressed up against his body until the person finally gets the message.

If you try to call him out on it, he'll instantly get embarrassed because he didn't realize he was doing it.

Myc:

Oh boy...

Myc has literally got into verbal AND physical altercations for you.

Even if someone only so much as glanced at you in any negative or positive way, he'll start cursing them out.

It's worse if the person even thinks about you at all.

"COME ON BITCH! FIGHT ME! I KNOW YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT THEM!"

If you don't want anymore trouble than you already are, it's always best to drag Myc away and attempt to calm him down; with sweet words, a movie and some snacks.

If a fight happened anyways, he'll always say; "Bastard had it coming, no one gets to looks or think about you like that except me!"

Ron:

Ron is the the type to seethe when he gets jealous and will go eerily quiet. Going non-verbal as he holds your hand

Just staring down at the person with a glare, not even glancing away for a second. It's his way of saying; "Fuck right off."

When the person gets uncomfortable and finally leaves, Ron would huff and just stick by you the rest of the day.

If you ask him if he's OK, he'll lie and say he's fine.

But by the end of the day he does open up to you about it. And maybe even feel bad.

He tries not to let ot bottle up when he gets like that and actively tries to communicate with you when it starts to happen.

Rand:

This old bastard's ego needs to be in check at all times, so it's sorta?? A good thing for him to get jealous once and a while?🤷‍♂️

Listen, he's too narcissistic/egotistical for his own good, he needs to be reminded that you can do better than him.

Rand is a bit like both Ron and Myc.

Seething and glaring at first but eventually snaps at the person and will try to start a fight. No matter when or where it happens.

He just doesn't want to lose you like how he lost Tamiko and by extension; Reagan. You're too important and it always makes him insecure to even think about you leaving him for someone better.

J.R:

He is confident in your relationship and would usually get pretty cocky when he sees someone come up and try to woo you. Smirking and just watching with amusement.

The bastard is smug like that 😩

Though, there have been a few times he got worried when the person is younger than him. Since you are most likely younger than J.R, he's scared that you'll leave him for someone more your age.

So J.R always tends to get clingy like a Koala when he gets possessive, his arm always linked with yours. At the very least holding your hand.

By the time this person is done trying to impress you, J.R always has something quick-witted to say to either embarrass or even scare them off.

#insidejob #inside job jr #inside job rand #brett hand #jr scheimpough #andre lee #dr andre #inside job ron #ron staedtler #magic myc #myc cellium #rand ridley #samEEL'S post #samEEL'S writing #hcs #headcanons

[moose-muffin]

Hi! I absolutely LOVE your HCs😂❤️ Is it ok if I request more? Specifically with lee!Ragen or ler! Myc?

YES OF COURSEEE

this is me at a DJ gig writing headcanons bc I am so motivated rn!!!!

ok so lee reagan right… she is LIKE SO TICKLISH BUT SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO REACT!? LIKE SHE WILL MAKE LITTLE CHIRPS AND YELPS BECAUSE SHE JUST DOESNT KNOW HOW SHES SUPPOSED TO REPLY! IT IS! SO ENDEARING WE LOVE HER!

LIKE OBVS touch in general is hard for her so like I get it girly, so sometimes things accidentally tickle and she’s like wtf is HAPPENING TO MY BODY!!!

FR though… she could be one of us! do I have evidence? Not really but the childhood trauma really makes me think

She is so curious about tickling as a concept too. Like she would do anything before admitting it so of course her solution is robots. Queen definitely borrowed the productivitron to uh… test human response time? yeah! That works..

Of course she gets caught by Brett and he is absolutely obsessed and asks if she wants his help (god knows he doesn’t know much about it either but he pretend he does and so they learn together)

As far as Myc goes he does it to be an asshole bc we love him for what he is, which is a jackass.

That is very evident in his style of tickling because he goes for the worst spot first and dishes it out like cray cray!!!!! he will not hesitate to hold a bitch down and wiggle his little tentacles to tickle them to bits!!!!!! He is so terrible <3

Also he is a ler like??? I don’t think he is super ticklish and I’d say if he is it’s a feeling he can turn on and off. His mushroom self has so many quirks it’s wild!

I am SO SORRY These took me so damn Long to get out BUT HEY! we did it!! I hope you enjoy honey and thank you for your patience!!! <33

#lee!reagan #ler!myc #inside job tickle #madis hcs up in here #madi’s answers!! #I am so sorry but thank you again

[beta-adjacent]

HOW HAV E I NOT DONE INSIIDE JOBH YET?!?!?!: INSIDE JOB DYNAMIC PLACEMENTS

Reagan— was going to be an alpha naturally, has been biologically engineered by Rand to not have a dynamic/hj (see Rand)

Rand— bioengineered himself to be all the dynamics but is a beta through and through. Do NOT fight me on this, he uses his dynamic as a point of spite, he used Reagan as the test subject so he could make them both alphas and he failed and he passes the failure off like "it was my plan all along to make you adynamic because it won't distract you"

J.R.— see, ok, Rand's pre-experiment dynamic actually heavily depends on JR's. If one of them isn't an alpha, the other one is. But there's also something great in them both being the same dynamic hmmm..... The point is that JR and Rand are supposed to be foils for each other so the dynamics (and Rand's motivation for experimenting with dynamics) should play with that

Brett— suffers from the Kiteman Effect (AKA I don’t know what dynamic would make his familial trauma the saddest). I do love beta Brett though

Ron-- omega, sorry, it just makes sense to me

Glen-- sigh, see, the correct answer is alpha. You know that shit gets to his head too, ugh....

Mycole (AKA Magic Myc AKA The Mycinator)-- biologically can't have a dynamic or he'll die, still forced Reagan to snag him a clone celebrity's alpha pheromones to wear as perfume so he can get bitches. Reagan did so, in exchange that Myc would buy her lunch for a week. Myc loopholed it and bought McDonalds everyday with coupons so it was still the cheapest possible

Andre-- beta, any interpretation really works here, so long as we understand he doesn't really give a shit about them. Ironically, he's also the one people usually go to when they want their dynamic changed

Gigi-- nobody knows, she keeps that shit locked and loaded, hidden from everyone even her team. She changes up her pheromones every case to get the right social advantage

#the third most nerdiest thing I’ve ever done yea yea yea #BEAT YA TO THE PUNCHLINE SUCKA >:DDDD #I'm just saying if they have the tech to made robotic presidents they should have the tech to fuck with dynamics #a/b/o #a/b/o blog #a/b/o dynamics #a/b/o verse #alpha and omega #inside job #inside job netflix #omegaverse #reagan ridley #brett hand #inside job au #omegaverse dyanamic placements

[lefemmerougewriter]

Reagan's Revenge Scheme and the Assassins from Hell

This is the first part of my series, The Cognito Files. This is set right after the end of Part 1 of Inside Job. I love both series so much that I couldn't resist writing this. In sum, I wrote this for fun and am seriously considering making this a series. Although, I haven't decided whether it will continue to be a Helluva/Inside Job crossover or not, but I'm leaning towards a continued crossover of both. If you are interested in that, please let me know in a comment. If you have any other suggestions on series that you'd like this story to crossover with, or you have any other comments/constructive criticisms, feel free to leave a comment as well. This fic as graphic dipictions of violence, just be aware.

Friendships: Reagan Ridley & Brett Hand, Reagan Ridley & Rand Ridley, Blitzo & Moxxie

Words: 4.2

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34720408

Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/1254727529-the-cognito-files-reagan%27s-revenge-scheme-and-the

Characters: Reagan Ridley, Rand Ridley, Brett Hand, Gigi Thompson, Glenn Dolphman, Dr. Andre, Magic Myc, Grassy Noel Atkinson, President Domp, Vice President Melosi, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Stolas Goetia

Summary: Reagan Ridley thought the Shadow Board would choose her to be the head of the shadowy government organization, Cognito, after the departure of J.R. Instead, they chose her toxic, gaslighting father as the CEO. Distraught and unsure of what to do, she is intrigued when she learns that the puppet president has been killed by an assassin. She then works with her team members to frame someone else as the assassin and find out who the real killers are. Once she meets them, she comes with the idea of getting rid of her dad, so she can gain the trust of the Shadow Board, allowing her to become the CEO in his place. Reagan is prepared to do the impossible to get her father out of her life, even if one of her close work confidantes is unsure about her scheme.

"You motherfucking snake!" Reagan shouted. She was angry. The Shadow Board was supposed to make HER the head of Cognito, not HIM. She had hoped that banning him from Cognito the previous day, after learning he had erased memories of her only friend in school, Orrin, and telling him to live somewhere else would do the trick. She had clearly underestimated him, which she regretted. Even so, she resolved to stay at Cognito. She remained hopeful she could eventually become the CEO one day, although she had no idea when that would happen.

Rand sighed. He still loved Reagan on some level. On the other hand, he would use any means possible to stay in power, even if involved wiping some of his daughter's memories. "Wait...Reagan...I," he began, before his daughter cut him off. After everything he had done to her, she couldn't trust him. She needed him to be out of her life. She needed to be done with him. "Fuck you. I want nothing to do with a gaslighting jerk like you." She huffed and walked out, marching to the War Room. Rand leaned back in his chair. His time as a paranoid conspiracy theorist had come to an end. Now, he could wield power with an iron fist.

Cursing under her breath, Reagan walked into the War Room. Gigi, Glenn, Andre, Nyc, and Brett were sitting around the triangle-shaped desk, bored, just like they were every day. She sat down in her chair and slumped onto the table. She couldn't take this anymore. She thought that maybe Bear-O was right about her. Brett, the only person on her team who consistently cared about her, was surprised to see her, since he thought she was the CEO. "Reagan, is everything ok? I thought you'd be in J.R.'s office." Reagan shook her head. She felt she owed them the truth, at least in this instance. "They chose my dad to be the CEO instead of me." Everyone was shocked. How could this happen? Nyc made a wise crack, saying "I knew that manipulative father of yours couldn't be trusted." Andre suddenly stopped smoking his pressure vessel full of chemtrails. He wanted to mess with her dad. "Fuck that guy." Glenn then thundered, "I'll blow up his office with a bomb!" While she appreciated the support, which she saw as strange. She wasn't aware they appreciated her more after watching the message she had recorded about them in her lab. What they said made her feel a little better, it didn't do a thing to rectify her situation. As Gigi began to open her mouth, about to make some sassy remark, one of the screens, a newscast, blared with a news alert. All of them stared at it in shock.

"The President has been shot! I repeat President Domp has been shot!" the announcer said frantically. She went onto say. "Today, when the President Domp was giving a speech on his plan to create a legion of dolphins which could shoot lasers, a bullet from an unknown assailant hit him straight in the forehead. Vice-President Melosi has taken on the duties of the Presidency." The TV crackled. She then added, "we can confirm that President Domp has been pronounced dead on the scene. The shooter is still at large."

Reagan cackled. She could use this to her advantage. "I know for sure that it wasn't anyone at Cognito who killed Domp. We can't let my dad know who really killed him...I say we frame Grassy Noel Atkinson for the assassination." Her co-workers weren't completely on board with this plan. Would she try and throw him under the bus, yet again? She tried to assuage their concerns. "We can always bring him back...and he will still be on the payroll...we need a fall guy...for now." This convinced people enough that she wouldn't attempt to get rid of him and fire him as a "cost-saving" measure. She began giving orders to everyone on her team. They were traveling to where the President had given his speech. "Gigi, convince people that Atkinson is the shooter using media manipulation. Nyc, we are going to need more of that memory-erasing liquid. Glenn, we will need lots of weapons. Andre, we need some drugs to sedate the security guards if they get in our way. And Brett, prepare the Shadow Copter." They all saluted her and went about their duties. Again, this seemed odd to her. She shrugged it off. She'd rather have loyal co-workers than ones who questioned her. This would be one of the hardest missions she, and team, had ever done. And everything depended on it. She hoped to prove herself to her dad and the Shadow Council, in hopes they would see her value.

She went to find Grassy Knoll Atkinson. She had to convince him to take the fall for the shooting. She nervously entered his office, if it could be called that. This could either go very well or very badly. "Hey, Atkinson, I have a big favor to ask of you." He looked up, still polishing the barrel of his antique rifle. He remembered her as the person who tried to can her, so he was a little skeptical. "Reagan, what it is this time?" She grumbled. She knew it would be a challenge to get him to do this for her. She would rather he agree than have Cognito to drag him of the building out kicking and screaming in protest. "Well...I'd like you to take the fall for the recent shooting of President Domp. Could you do that for me?" He chuckled. He thought she'd say he would be fired. He was getting old anyway, he wouldn't mind getting out of the business and retiring somewhere. "This is about getting back at your dad, right?" She nodded. She couldn't lie to him about that. He expected as much. He whispered to her, "I don't like the guy either, I don't trust him. I'll do it."

She smiled. She was glad that he was on board. "To not blow your cover, and so you can stay here at Cognito, you'll need a pseudonym...what name would you like?" He scratched his chin. He hadn't thought about it much. One name came to him. "How about Darryl Street?" That seemed innocent enough to her. She shook his hand. "That sounds good...Mr. Darryl Street." He snickered. Everything was going as planned. Her dad had no clue this plan was unfolding and had been kept completely in the dark.

A few hours passed. Everything was ready for their mission. Reagan, Brett, Glenn, and Andre jumped aboard the Shadow Copter, while Gigi stayed behind to coordinate the media manipulation. They needed to figure out who killed the President and why. Where Domp had been killed had been secured by Secret Service. Even so, would be no problem bypassing them. Brett used his White male privilege to fool the guards into moving out of the way, just as he had done with the robot president Reagan had made, while Reagan used a stun gun on each one. In no time at all, they made it to the event room, where they found everyone in the room was dead, lying on the floor and bleeding, including the President. This seemed odd. Who could have committed such carnage?

Reagan then overheard some heated voices between people who seemed to be arguing. One voice said "why did you kill him? Our client told us to scare him, not shoot him in the head!" Another snarled and shouted, "he was a bad man. He sexually assaulted all those women. That type of behavior is unacceptable." As they all were arguing with one another, Reagan, Brett, and Andre snuck up on them, slipping behind the red curtain while Glenn secured the room to make sure there wasn't anyone else lurking. She pointed her gun at the head of a crimson skinned demon with white blotches on the right side of his face, and black-and-white striped horns. She hollered angrily, "Who the fuck are all of you and why are you here? Answer me!"

The demons were in a bind. They weren't prepared for this and after two of them had been captured by the D.H.O.R.K.S. organization, a group of humans which tracks paranormal activity, they feared the same thing would happen again. Although he had a gun pointed at his head, this didn't shock Blitzo. "What are you gonna do, lady? You gonna blow my head off? I'm friends with a demon prince who will fuck you up!" Reagan laughed heartily.  Someone thought they could challenge her, of all people? Who were these punks? "I don't know who the heck you are and your...crew, but my dad runs an organization which can disappear ALL of you. Would you like humans to experiment on you? Because we WILL." Blitzo gulped. Usually Moxxie, Millie, or even Loona, would help. However, they tried to play it safe, hoping their boss wouldn't get hurt. Their guns were raised, as well, at Reagan. Brett had his gun aimed at Moxxie and Andre had drugs ready to use if needed. Blitzo rolled his eyes. "What do you need from us, human scum?" he asked. She chuckled yet again. She might be able to use them to achieve her ends. Seeing them gave her a wild idea.

"Were you the ones that killed President Domp?" she asked inquisitively. Blitzo was unsure how to answer. Before he could say anything, Moxxie triumphantly declared, "I did it. That guy was a fucking misogynist pig. He had to go." Blitzo face palmed himself and shook his head. He knew Moxxie would spill the beans. Millie was more supportive. She held Moxxie's arm and said, "And I'd support him any day!" Loona, annoyed with everything, hoped to get out of there. She didn't like being on the surface for long, especially when Vortex wasn't there. She'd rather be in Hell. "Can we just let this lady and her friends leave and go on our merry way? I wanna go home." Blitzo sighed. He had to know what this woman's deal was and why she paid attention to them. "Fine. What do you need from us?" She laughed evilly and maniacally, that it even frightened the demons from Hell. They were the people she was looking for. "I need you to...kill my dad."

Blitzo, not Moxxie, Millie, or Loona had ever expected that. Could they even take a request from a human? They had only taken missions from demons and other beings in Hell to finish their "unfinished business." Could they really trust her? They didn't really have much choice. Blitzo had to decide on behalf of his company. "We'll do it. We are the Immediate Murder Professionals after all." She grinned. She appreciated their agreement. While meeting them had been unexpected, it could work out in her favor. "Great. Thank for your cooperation. I'll be in Greenway Park in a few hours and will bring my dad along. You are the professionals...figure out how to kill him in whatever way you feel fit." They nodded and went off on their way.

While Andre was too high to object and Glenn liked killing things, Brett wasn't so sure about this plan. He pulled her aside. "Uh, Reagan, are you sure about this? Do you really think your dad should be murdered?" She didn't know what to tell him. She couldn't trust her dad anymore and she needed him gone. She needed this toxicity out of her life. "I am. He was and is a psychopathic jerk to me. I don't need see him again, ever. He is what stands in my way from becoming CEO." Brett grumbled. He knew she was right. He secretly hoped she would change her mind, although there wasn't much hope of that happening at this point. So, he begrudgingly accepted her premise. "Ok, if this goes sour, remember that I told you so." Little did Brett know, but Reagan had a trick up her sleeve, when it came to her dad's death, in case he tried to do anything sneaky.

Later that day, Reagan and the team returned to Cognito. She went into her dad's office, while her other team members returned to the War Room. They were supposed to start working again. Instead,  they messed around, doing their own things. Glenn would test out new weapons, Andre would smoke drugs, and Brett would sit at the table with Nyc, who made snarky comments toward him. Opening the door to her dad's office, the lights had been turned off. She entered tentatively and nervously. "Dad, can we go to Greenway Park? I'd like to talk about some...things!" There was a long awkward pause. A voice replied. "Certainly, Reagan, that sounds smashing!" This made her wary of him. Why would her dad talk to her like that?

Then, the voice added "I'm kidding, Reagan, let's go." She seemed a bit more convinced now. She told him to wait a second so she could go into the War Room. She told everyone on her team that she had suspicions about her dad. She instructed them to get to the cloning room to make sure her dad wasn't there. Glenn and Brett agreed to go, while Reagan brought her dad out of the building.

After a short drive, they arrived at Greenway Park. After both stepped out of the car, her dad exclaimed, "what nice summer breeze. I love this time of year!" Reagan wasn't sure what to make of his behavior. Why would he comment on the weather? Those things never seemed to matter to him. That didn't deter her. She had to get this over with. She sat at a bench; the same one she had sat on with Bryan Jacobsen earlier that year. She tried to strike up a conversation to act like she was being genuine. "Hey dad, I'd like to apologize for calling you some mean words earlier today. I didn't mean them." Her dad smiled. He patted her on the shoulder and remarked, "It's okay Reagan, I accept your apology."

At that very moment, the Moxxie focused his sniper scope on Reagan's dad, specifically on his head. Having him in his sights, he pulled the trigger. The bullet moved at an incredible speed and when it hit the skull of Reagan's dad, the head exploded like a grenade. Brain matter, skin, and blood went everywhere. In an instant, blood covered the the bench, part of Reagan's head, and some of her clothes. She was in shock. She couldn't believe this happened or that she had gone this far. Had she made a mistake? She mulled it over to herself. Was she still a good person? She wasn't sure anymore.

On the roof, Blitzo gave Moxxie a high-five. "Good job, Mox. Now, let's go home." Both could agree on that. He, Blitzo, Loona, and Millie stepped into the portal to Hell. Whether they would return or not would depend on if she ever gave them any missions in the future.

Quickly getting over her shock, she saw letters imprinted on the neck. It said two words: "CLONE #435617." She slammed her hand angrily on the bench. She couldn't believe her dad would do this to her. She opened up her phone and said "I need a cleanup team. Destroy Greenway Park." As she walked away, with her blood-stained clothes, the headless clone laid on the bench, its blood continuing to pour across the bench.

She walked to her car and opened the driver's side door. She knew where her dad was: at Cognito. He was probably laughing himself silly. She KNEW she would do this. It was like him to mess with her this way. As she drove away, a black plane flew overhead and dropped a bomb, incinerating Greenway Park. A ground team entered, taking the remains of the clone away. The team on the ground used a device which wiped memories of the park from everyone in the city, except those in Cognito. Another plane came in and dropped another park, just like the old one, in its place, naming it "Greenglen Park."

No one, apart from Reagan and those at Cognito, would ever know that the park had changed. Probably the demons from Hell could even tell if they returned to the park.

Reagan walked into Cognito, still furious. As she began walking to the War Room, Brett came running toward her. He saw her blood-stained clothes and told her, "Uh, your dad, he's...still alive." She stamped her foot. She knew that "dad" she brought to the park had been suspicious. She groaned. "Where is he?" she asked, exasperated. Brett answered her matter-of-factly. "He's in the cloning chamber, the same place that you did those memory experiments, where we tried to figure out about that code for Bear-O." She understood. She followed him into the room.

The room had somehow been fixed up since the fight the other day between Bear-O and the evil robot president, like nothing had happened. Glenn was in there too. "I wanted to leave him alive until you arrived, so you could decide what to do with him," he told her. That had been a good instinct on his part. He hadn't counted on Reagan being so tenacious. He was submerged in the glass tube, which had also been repaired, and connected to a machine. She told Glenn to guard the room, while she told Brett to pull her out of the tank in two minutes. She knew what she had to do. She had to make him experience what he had done to her. She saw that as fitting revenge for everything he had done to her. Some would call her cruel or say it was going too far. She believed that what she was about to do was clearly the right course of action. With Brett’s help, she was able to enter the tube, alongside her dad.

She entered her dad's mind. She saw him trying to repair memories and fix the damage he had caused inside his mind. "Reagan, what are you doing here?" She shook her head. She didn't tell him the true reason she was there. So, she made up a response on the spot. "I saw you in this tank and I thought I'd join you." He wasn't convinced. He knew she was hiding something. He moved a few steps backward. "Spit it out. Why are you REALLY here?"

Reagan chuckled. Even though she was in his mind, she could imagine anything. She thought long and hard and she imagined a Brain-Eraser-Bomb or BEB for short. She held it in her hands. She armed it and the countdown began. "I'm sorry dad. You have been so terrible to me. I need to have closure." Her dad looked worryingly at the bomb, halfway through its countdown. He knew exactly what she was trying to do: damage his memory beyond repair.

He pleaded with her to reconsider. "Reagan, why? I always loved you, you know that." She looked at him, angrily. She couldn't stand his gaslighting, his manipulation, and him as a person. She had grown tired of him. "You are a manipulative asshole, dad. I can't put it up for any longer. And I have to let you go. It's time to move on." She then waved, as she disappeared from his brain. She then said "bye!" She got out of the tank, helped by Brett. Her dad, still inside his mind, desperately tried to disarm the bomb. It was too late. The explosion obliterated his memories, and his mind, making it a blank slate, with no memories whatsoever.

Brett looked worryingly at the readout. "There's no brain activity from your dad. He is...brain-dead." Reagan acted like she was concerned and worked to pull her dad out of the tube, with Brett helping her. Her dad looked around, confused of where he was. He tried to ask questions, but Reagan shushed him. She told Brett and Glenn to return to the War Room. They agreed, although they were unsure what Reagan intended on doing with her dad. Glenn whispered to Brett, telling him to let Reagan deal with her own problems. He accepted that rationale for now, and both began walking away.

Reagan walked her dad through the Cognito building and out the front door. Once outside, she whipped out her phone and said, "I need an extraction team." Two men came out of nowhere and grabbed up her dad, taking him away to who knows where. She walked back inside, triumphantly. She had gotten what she had desired. Her dad was finally gone.

She walked into her dad's office to finally get the promotion she felt she deserved. As soon as she entered, a hologram of the Shadows appeared, frightening her a bit. She hadn't expected them to be there so soon. "It is a pleasure to see you, esteemed Shadow Board." One of the shadows began to speak. "Reagan Ridley. We are contacting you today to convey an important message. We wish to inform you of your new position: CEO of Cognito. After what we saw today, we know you have what it takes to be the head of this organization." She bowed. She knew they would come around, one day. Nothing stood in her way.

Reagan made her case for becoming CEO. "Thank you, Shadow Council. I will serve you dutifully. My dad was unhinged and out of control. He was a liability to this company, and I had to do what was necessary to make sure we were not exposed to prying eyes. I can lead Cognito without fail." Another member of the Shadow Board stepped forward. What he said was meant to try to reassure her in any way possible. The Board had to make sure she was ready to be CEO. "We apologize for saying you were not ready for the position earlier today. And while we have not filled the Shadow Board's vacancy, it is paramount to make sure someone competent is leading Cognito and you are one of those people, clearly. Best of luck, Reagan Ridley. The Shadow Board will always be watching."

The hologram disappeared. She felt relieved. The day had not gone how she had planned. Even so, her goal of becoming CEO had been achieved.

She took off her blood-stained coat and threw it in the garbage can. She reached in the room's closet and grabbed one of the grey suits, putting it on instead. This made it a power suit of sorts. She pressed a button. She began speaking in a message which broadcast holographically across Cognito, whether into the offices of the War Room or any of the organization's many departments:

"As of now, I, Reagan Ridley, am the new CEO of Cognito. This will be a new chapter in the history of this organization. We will be a place that cares about our workers. You will get generous bonuses and benefits, I can guarantee that, with more money for media manipulation, warmaking, and to expand our ranks. I will remain open to your suggestions. Thank you."

In the War Room, Brett, Glenn, Gigi, Andre, and Nyc cheered. They were glad for Reagan, even though Brett had questions about what she had done with her father. He put those aside. He saw her as a person with a good heart, even though she now headed a shadow government organization. He believed in his heart that she wouldn't do anything unethical. Whether his belief remained true or not, based on what had transpired that day, would remain to be seen.

Meanwhile, Stolas, sitting in his lush mansion, heard his phone ringing. He answered it, unsure of who it would be, since had nothing as fancy as Caller ID, or any of that jazz. "Stolas Residence. Who might this be?" A voice on the other end paused. The Shadows had been watching him, observing how ruthless he could be. And considering his role and position in Hell's society, as a demon of Aras Goetia and a Prince, they were optimistic about his candidacy. "Mr. Stolas, I am a representative of the Shadow Board. We would like to offer you a seat on the council." He raised an eyebrow. He had no idea who this council was. Why had he been chosen? He tried to play it cool. "Sounds great. Please send me the appropriate information." The voice stopped. He could hear the person he talked to snickering. It worried him a little. The voice continued, adding, "You will hear from the Shadows soon, Mr. Stolas. We are always watching," before the line disconnected.

Stolas was unsure what to make of the whole interaction. He hoped it was positive. Maybe it could help him to rise higher in the Hell hierarchy. He remained optimistic, believing this Shadow Board would help him achieve his goals.

As for Reagan, she was unaware of the innumerable challenges which lay ahead for her as Cognito CEO, involving those from Earth and those from other planets.

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Notes: I used some information from pages on the Hazbin Hotel fandom site, along with the Wikipedia pages for Inside Job and Helluva Boss series. This is the third fan fic for this series, from what I am aware, with another one being a gay fan fic with Reagan and Brett, which is cool, and one an explicit rape fic (why?). I would have rated this story "mature," but I know from experience that AO3 would age-restrict this story. As a result, I rated it a Teen and Up instead. Whether you think Reagan went too far in this story or not, I could definitely see Reagan as striking back at her dad, although I'm not sure she would choose this method.

#inside job netflix #inside job fics #helluva boss #helluva fics #fanfiction #fanfics #read on ao3 #wattpad #assassins #hitmen #assassination #mind control #brain damage #brain fog #crossovers

[soupofmushrooms]

Uncle Rudy, please pay for therapy.

I wished BBC Sherlock could've given a deeper backstory on uncle Rudy. Who was he? How close was he with the Holmes brothers? Where is he now? Why doesn't Sherlock know him? Is he dead?

I don't think we will ever be given anything about the backstory, and to me, what little explanation given was not enough.

Here is what we know from canon:

1. Mycroft is the oldest by 7 years compared to Sherlock. Sherlock, the middle child, just a year older than Eurus.

2. Sherlock was either born in 1981 or 1983.

3. The events of the Musgrave Hall burning was in the childhood years of Sherlock, likely before the age of 9.

4. The burning happened before Sherlock discovered the death of Carl Powers, which happened in 1989. That would make Sherlock somewhere between the age of 6-8, so the burning would be sometime when Sherlock was 4 to 8 (since I don't think Eurus would be any younger than 3 when it happened).

From that we conclude that:

1. Mycroft was about 11 to 15 years old when he had to experience the traumatic event of Sherlock's best friend getting murdered by his little sister, Eurus attempting to burn down their childhood home, and Uncle Rudy entrusting him with a big secret that he has to keep from his parents and his younger brother - that Eurus was to be sent away to Sherrinford, a maximum-security psychiatric prison.

2. Mycroft Holmes, at age 11-15, having to lie to his parents that his sister died in the fire to spare from having to explain the situation, hide the existence of Eurus Holmes from his brother, manipulate the story of Redbeard so Sherlock doesn't remember his best friend Victor Trevor's death.

Hey Uncle Rudy dude pls pay for my man's therapy smh. It's so much for a young kiddo to bear, even if he was beyond intelligent, even if he is the oldest of the three.

And to think that Mycroft's mother blamed him for hiding the truth and called him such names. Sure, she later forgave him, but what options did he have?

#this has been in my mind since S4 #i love mycroft and i would defend him 100% #i know myc doesnt harbour any hate or anger towards his family #i love myc and i want him to be ok #souptalks #mycroft holmes #bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #eurus holmes #mycroft #sherlock #eurus

[vrisrezis]

Until I get actual rqs for inside job I did some Andre relationship hcs because he’s my fav and I am whipped ;D

- okay so for starters andre is experienced with sex but not relationships in itself honestly lol. Like I hc he uses sex to cope (just like with drugs). It gives him the excitement and distraction he needs at times, so while you can potentially provide that for him (there’s also the possibility you don’t want sex in your relationship so) dating him is a bit messy at first. Mainly because he freaks out and doesn’t know how he should deal with this at first.

- as a result he brings up sex a lot to like myc, gigi, etc and they’re like Jesus Christ just like masturbate or something and hes like … ohhhh..

- but anyways all this aside he’s very inexperienced in a relationship so please forgive him.

- he’s so sweet though, and he really tries to be a good boyfriend! He tries buying you stuff, but at first he’s just like.. wtf do I buy them? It starts out small, with just a coffee, to like a full meal, (big fucking contrast lmao) but then it goes to cute shit he thinks you’d like, yknow like a cute teddy bear or something lame, and then to like nice flowers he knows you’d really like, to just something actually meaningful to you, like a video game you’ve been talking about wanting or something.

- speaking of video games, he has plenty you two can play he’s a gamer ok guys and he really loves any kind of games so you two can bond over pretty much any game and talk about it forever and plus side if he doesn’t know it he’s happy to learn more about it. But beware of multiplayer games, he’s competitive as fuck and gets kinda angry lol.

- anyways if you’re lucky to be dating the man scared of commitment, you definitely work at Cognito Inc. it’s just easier that way! You two can see eachother like all the time and you both don’t have to keep any secrets from eachother it is the best <3

- ps since you’re dating you probably do drugs . Probably smoke pot at the very least .

- he’s a clingy guy alright so yknow these factors make it easier to see you, more excuses for him to have like he’s totally helping you with work or he’s just seeing you to hook you up with more drugs LMAO

- anyways clingy guy, I mean it. Loves having an arm around your shoulder or waist, holding your hand, anything. He needs to touch you in some way shape or form okay.

- big cuddler as you’d expect, admittedly likes being the small spoon, it’s just comforting and makes him feel small in the best way.

- if your strong enough he likes being picked up bridal style, he’s pretty light too so it’s not like it’s hard to carry him .. he’s just very tall and lean

- makeouts happen often with him, which usually lead to sex unless you’re not comfortable, ready, etc.

- but even if you don’t want sex it’s fine he loves making out with you

- he likes just sitting and watching tv with you with his chin on the top of your head

- probably just gets high with you a lot and just relaxes

- anyways, he’s very domestic and loves domestic shit

- like he is so in love with you, he never thought he’d ever be okay with commitment, the though terrified him and so does the idea of being domestic with somebody it opens up so many doors he’s not sure he’s ready to open yet

- but then he sees you cooking with your fucking apron and he’s like.. yeah… I am in love with this mf

- like he never really cooked for himself honestly like he would just order takeout or something but then you make him food and he like dies

- brags about you a lot to his coworkers when you’re not around, kinda his way of coping when he can’t be around you and shit

- also he’s so comfortable around you, he opens up to you so easily and he’s just so okay with being himself and being vulnerable

- he will just stare at you with this dumb smile and you roll your eyes because he’s such a fucking loser and you love him

- he’s just very honest with you about things and he tries really hard to be a good boyfriend because he knows he’s not the BEST at everything but he’s really trying here.

#Andre Lee x reader #Andre x reader #inside job x reader #inside job andre #inside job andre x reader #inside job andre Lee x reader

[peachringwithpiss]

Inside Job music + dance hc

Ok so I was thinking about this earlier so now you guys have to deal

Reagan

I literally can only see her listening to the radio

Like flipping through stations everyday to fit her mood

She likes 2000s pop/punk though and has a youtube playlist of her favorite songs

What I'm trying to say is she's basic but will jam to MCR if given the chance

She does like the white woman shimmy but other than that cannot and does not dance lmao

Brett

80s rock like this is just canon

AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Journey, Guns N' Roses, Dave Matthews Band lmao

The whole nine yards

But just like imagine walking past the most unthreatening person in the office and hearing "welcome to the jungle" blasting out of his headphones

Since he was a goth/jock in high school he will also listen to shit like MCR with Reagan

90'S COUNTRY

LISTEN JUST HEAR ME OUT!!!!!!

Ok 1. Since he was born in the 90s I feel like thats what he would have been hearing on the radio and 2. YOURE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME BRETT HAND WOULD NOT LISTEN TO GARTH BROOKS

His playlists are a fucking mess

We all saw the clip, he heard dance like no ones watching and took it heart

Like don't even try to insult him cus I'd like to see you do better with that much confidence

Anyway thats enough of Brett

Glenn

Glenn listens to SiriusXM ASHDLSKDHALDJDSL

Specifically Willie's Roadhouse

Like Johnny Cash vibes fr

He has an Amazon Music playlist that's just the American anthem on loop for 10 hours

He is secretly really into like dad rock/metal

So like Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Nirvana

When he got divorced he blasted ABBA and Fleetwood bc they reminded him of his ex

He can square-dance nothing else

Andre

He has a playlist for literally any occasion

Disco/dance?- Camel by Camel (he would listen to it unironically), Funkytown, Earth Wind + Fire, Play That Funky Music

Girlboss(aka gigi)- Doja, cupcakKe, Lizzo, Nicki, Full Tac, Shakira, Lily Allen, Harry Styles, Lady Gaga, Yung Gravy

Sad- Mitski, Cody Fry, Hallelujah(shrek ver.), The Moldy Peaches

Random(aka myc lmao)- Soul Bossa Nova, icp, Oingo Boingo, the entire mlp discography, A Cruel Angel's Thesis, Dan Bull, The Living Tombstone

You get the gist they're all over the place, but he also has a curated playlist for everyone in the gang so give him the aux fr

I like to think he took ballroom lessons when he was younger so if ever needed he could do about any well known style

Other than that he dances about as well as you'd expect from someone who is constantly high

Gigi

I basically already said the gist of it in Andre's

She is the definition of Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

What people dont know is that she is a total theater nerd

She has the entire 3 hours of Hamilton memorized and can recite it verbatim

In the heights? Yup. Rocky Horror? You bet your ass. Grease? Regrettably lmao

Her comfort movie is Dirty Dancing

She probably had an aneurysm when Mamma Mia came out

She photoshops her Spotify Wrapped every year, because having The Phantom Of The Opera in her top 5 isnt exactly on brand

Speaking of she can hit christines high notes lmao

The only person here that can actually dance

She eats and leaves no crumbs

Myc 💀

You know male manipulator music

Yeah that

Askaldhalksdfgds

MSI, ICP, Hollywood Undead, Filthy Frank

And like no one can tell if its ironic or not and theyre frankly too scared to ask

He also listens to like 80s era er0tic club music

So like Love Shack- The B-52s, Super Freak- Rick James, Girls on Film- Duran Duran, Carless Whisper- George Michael

I want you to look me in the eyes and explain to me how Myc would dance....

Thats right he can't............ not as a mushroom that is

As a human he'd tear that shit up are you kidding me

They would be one of those people that can dance when there's not music

Alpha-Beta

I'm only adding AB because ❤him❤

He would and could listen to hours of static he doesnt need to listen to music

But that doesnt mean if you took a radio down to him he'd be mad

(Ps he really like the friends theme song and if you told him there was an extended vers hed have a conniption)

Cannot dance because he has one arm and no legs, but even if he had legs he doubts he'd ever dance

Thats a lie this domestic bitchboy would 100% dance with a partner hes just an asshole

OMG this was my first time writing something like this, I hope y'all like it :)

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[cognitosclowns]

Oooo do you think you can do kissing headcanons for the whole gang 👁👁 ALSO YOUR WRITING IS SO GOOD PLS KEEP IT UP !!!

GODD YES YES YES I FUCKING CANNNNN GRRGKRKGKR <333 HYPERSPECIFIC HEADCANONS MY BELOVED. ANON I ADORE YOU FOR GIVING ME THIS OPPORTUNITY

SURPRISINGLY SFW??? No cocks here smndsm

IM DOIN THIS,, AS like,, a single/a few kisses instead of making out!!

Reagan

Pretty firm? She’s afraid of being Too gentle so expect some Teeth Clacking.

NOT VERY GOOD AT KISSING,,, she kisses Very Hard and doesn’t really move her lips a lot but,, GOD SHE GETS THIS LOVELY LOPSIDED SMILE AFTER <3

it’s worth it even if your lips hurt a bit after smnds.

Brett

He’s definitely more the type to give a Bunch of Small Kisses than one big kiss?? mostly bc he keeps smiling and breaking it

HE,, HAS A HABIT OF HOLDING YOUR CHEEKS?? Like his hand just,, gently cup your face?? <3

‘hi there <3′ with two little blinks when he pulls away. Grk. He’s very Sappy so expect some little comment about how nice that was <3

HE NUZZLES HIS NOSE INTO YOUR CHEEK AFTER <3

Gigi

SHE GRINS INTO THE KISS <33 especially if you're the one initiating. The little ego boost of you wanting a kiss <33 how lovely

<3 raking her nails down either, or down your neck <333

She's not rushing!! Slow, purposeful. Definitely gonna <3 giggle a couple times from how Happy and Warm she feels!!

She's constantly drinking coffee but like,, Super Sugary Lattes? So she tastes like that <333

A few,, soft kisses on the corner of your lips, your cheeks, all around before finishing on your lips <33 a happy little 'i love you <3' is gonna get sprinkled in.

Andre

Messy messy messy. He never quite gets the lips, always either the corner, bottom lip, chin. Maybe it's cause he's smiling so much <3333

‘ooh~ are we,, gonna kiss rn?’ before giving you another kiss.

his hands mostly hold your clothes? He’s definitely a pull-you-in-by-the-lapels type of kisser. Takes you by surprise!

Tastes like how Neon Colors should taste?? Sweet and caffeinated and,, smth Indescribable that feels like Electricity Itself

Glenn

CLUMSY <3 lots of nudged noses, a bit too much tongue. Very earnest though!! its so hard to kiss when you have a snout </3 pain of pains.

Surprisingly gentle?? He'd hate to accidentally nick you with one of his teeth.

Tastes like a distilled country song. Heavy smokey alcoholic flavor that makes your insides feel all warm <3

You’ll Definitely Get A Deep Giggle Outta Him if you come in for another one <333 HES NOT USED TO AFFECTION OK IT MAKES HIM KINDA SOFT <3

Alpha-Beta

Without fail he cups your neck. even if it's just a little peck, his hand is gonna slip behind <333 you'll feel his thumb fiddling on your jaw.

His lips are also,, surprisingly soft?? granted there’s not a lot there but smdnsd at least its smooth.

The slightest smirk. Not only because he's enjoying himself, but,, there's something very Gratifying about feeling you kiss back <3 SMUG BASTARD.

Essentially tasteless, save for the Barest Hint of metal.

Myc

WELL KISSING MYC IS VERY INTERESTING BC,, HE CAN'T REALLY KISS BACK??

Oh lord this man is not used to kisses. Kiss The Orb, you'll get the most Flustered noises outta him

'What the hell is that for!?'

'Oh - sorry-'

'well don't STOP, je-sus.' he's a brat but <333 no he really really really likes kisses. It isn't smth he really Does with people so <3 expect some happy sighs and shivers

its,, maybe the only time he'll shut up.

Jr

Always A Bit Of Tongue. Even if it's just a swipe on the pull away. Cheeky bastard.

THOSE SHOULDERS MELTTT <333 his head even lolls a bit to the side, it's like an off switch

His Lips Are Both Thin AND Chapped! Double whammy sndsmdn

When he pulls back he gets this Lovely Tired Smile. his eyes get all,, half-lidded and soft. You can tell he <3 feels really safe when you kiss him.

‘just one? ;)’ he’s definitely gonna lean in for another <3 he’s pretty shameless most of the time.

#*cracks bones* tag time tag time #reagan ridley #reagan ridley x reader #brett hand #brett hand x reader #glenn dolphman #glenn dolphman x reader #myc #magic myc #myc x reader #magic myc x reader #gigi thompson #gigi thompson x reader #jr scheimpough #jr scheimpough x reader #andre lee #andre lee x reader #dr andre lee x reader #dr andre lee #robotus #robotus alpha-beta x reader #robotus alpha-beta #alpha-beta #alpha-beta x reader #DO I LOVE AB? YES! DOES HE HAVE LIPS? FUCK NOOOOO they're thin as hell smdnsd #WERE THESE TOO SHORT?? I DUNNO I JUST WANTED TO GIVE A ~rough idea~ #MSDMS I MADE MY mas.tur.batio HCS TOO LONG SMNDSMDN SO I DONT WANNA DO THAT AGAIN- #MNSMDNSD EEE THIS WAS FUN GOOBS <3

[myc-ology-whore]

Ok ok- myc with a fat s/O!? I dunno why I just feel like it fits him??? And some fluff and nsfw is greatly appreciated, need more myc stuff in this fandom

absolutely yes i can do that, thanks for the ask!! and fr, the main reason i made this account was because i don't have enough content for my boy, so i decided to make some myself XD

myc with a chubby fem s/o below the cut <3

edit: NSFW

honestly, he prefers someone with a little extra meat on their bones. he loves stress toys and the like because he likes the feeling of having something soft to squeeze. i like to imagine he's got like super duper fluffy pillows not only for his big ol' noggin but for hugging at night because it's just so comforting having something to squish and cuddle at night.

so when he gets with his s/o, he makes it a point to be extra touchy-feely. i feel like he's very physically affectionate in general, but he gets extra touchy when you've got something he wants to squeeze

expect lots of tight hugs from behind throughout the day (the prick thinks it's hilarious to sneak up and scare the shit out of you, so it'll usually be unexpected), and if you're sitting next to him, he'll almost always have an arm settled firmly onto your thigh, squeezing every once in awhile when he looks over to check your thoughts on things (of course he doesn't have to look to read your mind, but he likes to see you smile at him when he turns to you)

doesn't get it if you're insecure. not in a "you're stupid for thinking like that" kind of way, more like a "i don't see anything wrong with you, why do you care so much if you've got some stretchmarks?" if he catches you being down on yourself, whether it's out loud or in your own thoughts, he's quick to compliment you and nuzzle into you wherever he can. he loves all of you, and he'll make sure you know it. your thighs, your tits, your belly, your ass, he absolutely loves them all, and he'll tell you so and tickle you all over until you're heaving with laughter and he can't hear those mean thoughts about yourself in your head anymore.

he buys you food a lot as gifts. of course you'll get something a little nicer for special occasions, but usually when he's shopping (online) for groceries, if he sees something that reminds him of you, he'll buy it. (he might also buy you some lingerie; he loves how you look, and he likes to show it by getting you things that'll show off your body. only for him, though.)

he's just as grabby during sex as he is during the day. he is absolutely grappling to you: a flagella around each thigh, one paying attention to each of your breasts, and two pumping in and out of you. whether you're insecure or not, he will constantly be praising your body and how good you feel, leaning over you the entire time. he adores how soft and pillowy you are, and how good it feels just to hold you, so you can expect him to go for quite a while.

after sex, cuddles are fucking amazing for him. he treats you like a big teddy bear, clinging onto you wherever he can find a good grip. he might be a hardass, but he's a sucker for the gentle, nonsexual affections that come out of you when you're tired. just give him some soft kisses, run your fingers up and down his stem or over the soft underside of his cap and he'll be in a blissful haze in no time. if you do decide you want to get up and go get clean in the shower, he's coming with you. what, you thought you could leave him? nope. while you're washing your hair, he's running his flagella all over you with a bar of soap. he's thorough, too; he'll gently scrub all across and below your tummy, beneath your breasts, under your arms, and of course he's gonna wanna help clean up the mess he made between your legs ;) it might lead to another round if you've got the stamina, but if you're no longer in the mood then he'll just gently rub over and through your folds, massaging anywhere that might be sore.

hope this was okay! i know it's short, but i'm a little annoyed and discouraged right now because the new puppy i got jumped on my computer and managed to delete about two and a half hours of writing i'd been doing for this blog earlier :.) i'm just ready to shower and hit the hay lol

#myc #magic myc #myc x reader #magic myc x reader #inside job #inside job x reader #inside job hcs

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Inside Job Pt2Ep3 Myc Analysis Pt2

FIRST PART HERE

IM GETTING RIGHT INTO IT!

OK SO!! ASSIMILATED MYC HUH?! First of all, the color palette change..... i like it in what it represents, its a good way to depic that he's different without having to keep that like, blue aura aura around him. HOWEVER, it makes me feel weird because THIS ISN'T MY MYC!!!

Also his voice...... not.... not for me. BUT I LOVE THE warbling echoey quality they gave him right when attuned. A lot of this is gonna be me PRAISING what the writers did, but me being pupsetti cause thats not my babygirl

AHHHH Brett's face here is so cute, hes so excited to be included in girls night!!!! Also! I feel like at this point the Hive isn't tapped into anyone but Myc so... does Myc genuinely watch Sex and the City? I think so.

MYC'S TOWNHOUSE! UOGHHHHHH OKAY SO FOR REALS!!! Does he have one? I GUESS SO? Is this what it looks like?? I DONT KNOW! Could the hive be making something up? Maybe?? But like, how would the hive know what to make up if they have been in the hollow earth for centuries, they have to tap into Myc. SO, is this REALLY what Myc's townhouse looks like? Or is this what he want's his friends to believe it is?? Because all of this is a hallucination so?? Like they cater to Brett and Gigi with the rock wall and bookshelf, so would he cater it to look like something he wants? THEN AGAIN! We saw Myc's little nook in his office in the beginning of the episode and that was classy as fuck with his little couch and the record player, so who's to say if this is mostly a REAL depiction of his brownstone. I will say though, it's fucking hot as hell and I think it IS at least the floorplan, like i think the floorplan is the same, whether or not its decorated like this? HHHHHHHHHH I dunno?? BUT I LOVE IT EITHER WAY BECAUSE I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MYC APRON MYC APRON MYC PINK APRON THE PINK APRON ITS AN APRON AND ITS PINK AND HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"... mainly because all of my orifices are interchangeable" .... what... what WHAT WHAT??? Baby ..... WHAT DO YOU MEAN????? YOU HAVE HOLES???? YOU HAVE... HFHSEOUGHG;HJSD;LEG OHHHHHHH LORDLY LORDY LORD THE WRITERS HAVE GIVEN ME SO MUCH MORE THAN I COULD EVER ASK FOR HUIGREHJOSGJ'SG

I genuinely think this mural is so.... SO beautiful, if I could have it as a poster or a tapestry i fucking would. I also wanna know what the writing system is like.... UGH ITS SO PRETTY

ANYWAY I THINK its so so funny that they totally retconned the whole thing about the mushrooms being aliens, like at first Myc would get so mad and say they weren't but then now they are?? lmao and the whole lore they made of early apes eating mushrooms and then evolving? FUCKING GREAT

I just like myc's house.... look at his fancy kitchen ... AND IS THAT A FIREPLACEEEEEEEEEEEE uoghhhh

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANDRE MISSES THE OLD MYC, AND YES! HE DID ROAST OUT OF LOVE!!!! ANDRE KNOWS CAUSE HE KNOWS THAT HE LOVES ALL OF THEM!! AND NO ONE DENIES IT!!!! HE LOVES THEMMMMMMMM (yes sure next glenn says out of hate but listen-)

Also!! I reallu like these weird globby mushroom cave wall things, theyre soooo cool

"Who wants some fucking dirt to eat? I'm still being nice, I like dirt!" BABY GHUIDSRHNS;G HES STILL A LITTLE BITCHY?????? HUAOGHH Baby i will eat dirt for you, i will eat it and like it

OKAY HERE IS SOMTHING I HAVE CONFLICTING THOUGHTS ON!!! THE poetry night thing. I saw another post (here) about the gang actually being there and Myc not sensing them, and i like that take, but ALSO I like the idea of them genuinely not going because they don't like him and dont think his poetry would be good, and Reagan is just talking out her ass about it? Like, I can see both ways being real good, IDK!!!

And then the thing specifically ANDRE said.... the jacking off in the break room over the pic on a box of mushroom calzones.... baby, honey.... that is somehow both so pathetic and so hot i don't know what to do with myself other than save this information for later

This image.... HURTS THE ANISE he genuinely looks SO upset, sad, distraught, deflated, this is THE SINGLE MOST upsetting image of Myc IMO, because its HIM in there that's being tormented and the hive is trying to fight it, but Myc is just.... he's actually SO sensitive and he cant handle a roast WITHOUT HIS DEFENSE MECHANISM OF HIS PERSONALITY THAT THE HIVE TOOK AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOOK AT HIM!!!! HE IS SO!!!!!! UAGHFEFFS HES IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT ALSO!!! You can see with the blue glow that the hive is trying to regain control of the situation and he's glowing blue

Mmmmmm yeah, Myc was right to get really mad for this, Brett went too far, and I think thats why he said it, to break him... I just think it's so interesting they went with a roast to get Myc back because it seems like roasts are like .... a bygone era? Like i bet if youre watching this show in your mid-late 20s you can remember when roasts were like, on tv all the time, but now you dont really see the concept all that much?? Idk i think it's interesting I guess. Anyway comparing Myc to Jar Jar Binks is a hate crime and im gonna beat up brett for it <3

oh my GOD look how curled in and angy he is.... his little fists....

SIDEBAR!!! Eberyone SO HAPPY that he's back, like all of them so fucking.,... LIKE I SPECFICALLY want to talk about GLENN of all people. Like dont get me wrong, all of them are really pleased, but GLENN? Like.... look at how SOFT his face is?? Like he is so genuinely glad to have this fucker back,,,,,, hgusehkl;s and also andre.... oh dr lee dont make that face ur gonna have me actin up ohhhhhhgggh hes so satisfied

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HANDS ON HIS HIPS!! SO SASSY!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaan, boom goes the dynamite

HE DOESNT HATE THEM HE DOESNT HATE HIS TEAM HE LOVES HIS TEAM HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE HIS FOUND FAMILY THEY DONT BULLY HIM THEY ACCEPT HIM AS HE IS THEY LOVE HOW MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE HE IS, HES THEIR FRIEND, AND HE LOVES THEM AS MUCH AS HE SAYS HE DOESNT HE LOVES HIS TEAM THEY ARE HIS BEST FRIENDS AND AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA BE CRYING FOR THE NEXT 5000 YEARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LIKE LOOK ATT ALL OF THEIR FACES WHEN HE SAYS HE DOESNT HATE THEM!!!!!! LOOK AT GIGI!!!!!! LOOK AT ANDRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM CRYING REAL TEARS AND ITS BECAUSE I LOVE MX MYC CELLIUM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GET BACK AT YOUR HIVE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE MOST INTERESTING!!!!! THEYRE ALL CHUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO! ANOTHER THING TO NOTE!!!!! When Myc is getting ready to do this whole spore process thing, and use his big powers here, he very slightly switched back to his hive color palette.... but then a moment later we see him in his normal one, so im thinking he is like.... getting all of the hives influence just.... out of him for good? maybe i dunno but i like that

god god god god. okay HERE his voice is SO CALM so!! JUST SO!! He understands that Reagan isn't insulting him, he knows that she really cares..... he makes me MELT ANS THEH NUN THE HEHPFIE:SJFKNK ANDS THEN AND THEN AND THEN IN THE NEXT SCENE IT CONTINUES OKAY

THIS IS HIS HIVE THIS IS HIS HIVE RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEURE HIS HIVE AND HE CARES BOUT THEM HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH FUREIHTGL; GHRDGR;LGHSDGBKJ;EDGHWSLK; LOOK AT GIGI LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS GHRODSGS;GN; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT WITH THIS AUGFHRS;DKGFL;FVS

MMMMMMM YES podcast myc ,,,, love this guy LOVE HIM LOVE HIM SM SMS SMSMMSMSMSMSMSMSMS AWOOOOOOOOOOGA I AM THE NUMBER 1 LISTENER OF FRESH DIRT UAGHHHHHH (i would also like to know if gigi and reagan drunk kiss pls)

AND YALL THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER!!!! SPECIAL BONUS ROUND WHERE I MAKE ONE (1) COMMENT ABOUT THE OTHER THING

pregnant myc.... aright i am gonna give my OWN motherfucking opinions abt this because im TOO SERIOUS about it....

Myc is a mushroom, hes not a man, while he may use he/him pronouns, hes a mushroom first and foremost who canonically uses Mx. instead of Mr. like all of this is canon. He ALSO when finding out he is preggers, he says he wants to be a mother, a MOTHER, he wants to experience the joys of motherhood.... NON BINARY LEGEND! FUCKING mushrooms have NO TIES to human gender, so TEACHINALLY this cant really be considered mpreg, and it ISNT in my eyes, fucking label it mpreg all u fucking want but I DONT FUCKING AGREE OR BUY IT, dont come at me for this ill bully you into the ground

Anyway, my name is Anise and I want to thank everyone for their time for reading my Myc Cellium analysis. This character means more to me than anyone on the internet or even Shion Takeuchi herself can fathom.... and as far as IM concerned, i love him more than ANYONE ever will, whats that post? If Myc has fans, im one of them, if he doesnt, that means im dead, or whatever. I DONT KNOW I JUST KNOW that I love him more than EVERYONE and that is a FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway if you like inside job and like self insert shipping content folow me to see my silly little guy kiss this stupid mushroom and stream inside job on netflix <3

#inside job #myc #magic myc #myc cellium #character analysis #inside job netflix #reagan ridley #brett hand #gigi thompson #andre lee #glenn dolphman #once again i the ceo of magic myc amd here to finish this analysis and spin like a balerina for all of eternity #i love this mushroom more than my own family #he legit has competition against my irl best friends

[vampiretickles]

HIHIHI OMG UR SO SWEET THANK YOU FOR REBLOGING MY POST SOBS/pos I WAS WONDERING!! DO YOU HAVE ANY SWEET LITTLE INSIDE JOB TICKLE HEADCANONS YOURSELF?? LITERALLY ANYTHING BC WE ARE ALL STARVED FOR CONTENT BAHAHA (ur girl rly loves brett but no pressure I’d just love to see him either get wrecked or wreck someone ❤️❤️) BAHABAHA BUT WHATEVER YOU DO OR IF YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IS PERFECT!! SENDING YOU GOOD VIBES AND AGAIN THANK YOUUU

INSIDE JOB TKL HEADCANONS

I binge watched basically the whole thing in one sitting, I am in love!!!

Ofc as soon as i watched it i rushed to google the classic “*insert fandom here* tickle fics”. Thanqu sm for the ask, i'm so glad i could find something /pos lol, i feel u with the content starve aahh

also very sorry for the length of this lmao

(Ok so i've come to the sudden realisation that someone who works on the show could like… technically see this, so if you have anything to do with inside job… kindly wipe ur memory of this <333)

As usual, first one here & then the rest under the cut!

Ok so I’ll start with the mc and leave best to last, bc i need to contain myself somewhat, having said that: here is the main cast!

Reagan:

Ok this amazing(ly stressed) woman is probably super sensitive due to not being used to physical contact

I feel like at one point Bearo definitely had/has a tickle setting

*queue more trauma for reagan*

Ok so I can't tell if this is better or worse than hugging, but I think there is a chance she may not attack someone that tries to tickle her, IF they are very close

Like Brett or someone like that

I think her sides are her worst spot, and if anyone attempts to tickle them she r u n s

Her neck is also ticklish, but she can tolerate it a bit more

I don't think she is massively ticklish, but as I said, she definitely has a few sensitive spots

If you take her by surprise, be prepared to eat fist. Sorry lol

Her laughter is probably slightly strained, that slowly turns into cackles, and eventually choking lol

Maybe giggling

Swears a lottt

She will get payback. She will be deadly.

Goes straight for the worst spot, which she figures out extremely quickly

She probably has a math to figuring out someone's worst spot without fail every time

If it comes to be a common occurrence, she will create a bot for it

Will mean tease you

THE BOT WILL TEASE YOU

Tickles ppl who piss her off lol

Gigi:

Ok so i have like, not much for Gigi Luigi??

But I do know she does NOT like being messed with

Like 95% ler ok

She tickles Dr Andre a lot

Ok she tickles everyone, just for fun

She most likely has sensitive feet

CACKLES

She has her nails done and kinda long, which are super scratchy and definitely good to wreck ppl with lol

Yeah thats about it sorry lol

Hopefully she’ll get more screen time and more abt her character next season tho

Glenn:

Fucking. Dolphin man

LETS GO

So like… hes a dolphin? But hes still ticklish? Can dolphins be ticklish?

My first thought are his armpits, and tummy, like they’ve gotta be super bad

I think maybe his tail as well? Or is that too odd? Lol

I’m sorry but the first thing that came to mind is that it like.. A fetish for him. Ok im sorry that was just a bad thought, not an actual headcanon lol

Dkgjgkjdgndkjndfj im so sorry lets not dwell on that

Rougher tickles work on him a lot more than softer ones do

Ok so i also think he has a ticklish back ok

He's not suuppperrr ticklish, but he’s still really ticklish

Once you really get him laughing, he starts making dolphin noises

He has sharp scratchy claws. Get fucked. Lmao

So yeah he can definitely be a deadly ler if he wants to be

He probably doesn’t get too caught up in any of the gangs tickly shenanigans

But sometimes he will partake in the occasional tickle fight

He will win

His teases are definitely very.. Army like

Like “is that all you got, soldier? Not gonna fight back?”

Stuff like that

Ok if we are ignoring what has been,, previously stated, I think he’s neutral about the subject/ being tickled

Magic Myc:

Ok I have noo idea how he works but he definitely likes fucking around with people

So yes he likes tickling people/ engages a lot of tickle fights

I mean… look at him. He’s perfect

6 arms to tickle with and hold people down with

Oh god y’all better watch out

Since he can read minds, if he knows/meets anyone in the tkl community, he will KNOW

And he will not be afraid to let you know/ embarrass the shit out of you

Lmao have fun

Knowing him, he would probably assume its a sex thing

But either way he wouldn't rlly care

He definitely enjoys tickling ppl so yk

Mega tease

Is he ticklish? Maybe

His tummy thing is definitely ticklish

His tentacle… dicks are all a little ticklish

His laughter is very chaotic and silly

Definitely the giggler

Also makes high pitched, guttural cackles

Basically all the laughter lol

I think he likes it a little, depends on who it is tbh

He’s basically just a silly guy thing. He’s a little shit who likes to annoy ppl and have fun so he’s always up to tickling. Lee or ler.

Dr Andre:

OK so this guy. Likes to have fun

Very much ler energy, but also massive lee oh god oh fuck

His giggles throughout the series <333333

Definitely has tickle monster energy

He enjoys having tickle fights and playing a lot when he’s high, but being tickled gives him a small high lol

Snorts a lot

He’s super teasy but he’s not very good at it??

When he tickles someone he’s all over the place, he never stays in one spot for more than a second

This is very effective

Him and Myc would team up a LOT

And they make an amazing team lol

Andre is like one huge tickle spot ngl

Death by raspberry.

His ribs and armpits are definitely his worst spots

Also his feet will make him scream

He probably screeches a lot

He likes back tickles tho

Definitely likes being held down while tickled

I'm trying not to get too sexual here but… yk its Dr. Andre

He has definitely met a few ppl who are into it that way. He has done many things.

I’ll keep it at that I think lol

Brett:

My boy. My baby boy.

Touch starved and craving familial love

So he definitely likes tickling

Major lee.

Sdjfhsghsakjflsfjowbgwjingwgjwr <33333333333

Like idk if there would be tickling scenes in the growing years but like, he is definitely aware that kids get tickled by their older siblings/ parents, and would be jealous of those who experienced it as a child

Also just craving any touch he can get

If you wiggle your fingers at his tummy but don’t actually touch him. So many giggles.

HE IS SO CUTE

He has little snorts. His laughter is raspy and high pitched and especially whiny. Literally angels laughter

Hiccupy giggles

Enjoyer of tickly neck kisses.

His tummy is super duper ticklish

Even the lightest tickles will get him laughing like crazy

Especially if you kiss his tummy. Like he will go insane with laughter, also bc he feels so loved and he never wants it to stop.

Definitely cries. Like no overwhelmed but it’s just his reaction

Ok get ready for this one its revolutionary:

SUPER TICKLISH INNER THIGHS/ HIPS

Like that whole area just makes him scream, especially if you dig in

Okay but his thighs are super thicc

His armpits r super bad as well

Raspberries kill this man. Absolutely destroy him.

If you tease him, call him cute, stuff like that, he’ll go bright red and giggle even more. He also genuinely takes the compliments to heart and will be thinking about it months later

Loves cuddles <3

Ok ler time lol

He’s surprisingly super gentle and loving

HE WILL STILL WRECK YOU THO DON’T BE FOOLED

He’s super sweet and compliments ur smile

Definitely gives cheer up tickles

Literally “where’s that smile??!?!?”

Gives deadly raspberries

Likes tickle fights

He just likes making people happy

Tickling is definitely like another love language for him

He just. Likes tickling.

Laughs along with you

Definite tickle monster

He likes playing games and loves cute reactions

Ok just imagine his laugh some more. Ok good.

He cannot stay still tho lol

The gang love tickling him sm, especially when Myc drops that Brett likes it and missed out on those experiences as a kid

Omg myc stfu but also brett secretly thanking him bc now he gets tickles lol

Okkk that’s all I’ve got for now. Feel free to send more asks tho :))

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SH - Sherlock & Mycroft Friendship/Brotherly Bonding - Prompt: Holmes brothers as kids, Myc being a good brother, playing the deduction game. - Words: 1,715

WARNING: MYCROFT IS A BIT NOT GOOD AT THE BEGINNING. THIS IS NOT MYCROFT HATE THO! ALSO, DEVIL CHILDREN WHO DON'T LIKE SHERLOCK MAKE AN APPEARANCE. IT DOES END WELL THOUGH.

That being said, I guess I should add a Trigger Warning for bullying.

I do hope you enjoy the story! Let us know!

"You simply are not trying hard enough, Sherlock! It's quite obvious!" Mycroft yelled. The Holmes brothers were standing in the living room in 221B. Mycroft had decided to pay his brother an in-person visit rather than just turning on the security camera he'd installed. Sherlock had decided to ask Mycroft to play the deduction game with him over a cup of tea. Sherlock was rarely so cordial with Mycroft thus Mycroft was, not that he'd admit it, concerned that something was wrong. He realized he'd miscalculated greatly (again, he'd never admit that) when, only an hour later, a shouting match had ensued.

"Really? Obvious? You're bloody insane, Mycroft! That solution is simply not possible!" Sherlock yelled, dressing gown swishing dramatically as he waved about.

"Look at the facts little brother. We've eliminated the rest. And what do we say about what remains?" Mycroft attempted to bring his voice back down to it's normal, placating, patronizing tones.

"Must be the truth," Sherlock replied, hanging his head low as he finally came to rest on the couch. Mycroft briefly, and rather guiltily, pictured Sherlock as a whipped puppy tucking its tail between its legs. He hadn't intended to hurt his brother so, but the damage was done.

'Nothing worse than past fights,' Mycroft thought. 'He'll recover in a few hours.' He decided not to reconcile at the moment as that could quite easily be taken as caring. 'Sherlock knows I care about him, I just don't want to appear too soft,' Mycroft justified mentally.

"Very good, Sherlock," He said aloud. "I understand you couldn't see it my way today. Perhaps one day you'll be able to think clearly about things." Mycroft turned to walk away. "Perhaps once your brain recovers from your last overdose. Maybe then it will return to acceptable functionality."

'Why did I tack that last jab on?' Mycroft wondered. 'Perhaps I really am becoming too calloused.' He shrugged off the thoughts for the moment as he got in his usual black limousine for the ride home.

Back in 221B, Sherlock sat crying on the sofa for some time. Soft whimpers of "Myc" fell from his lips occasionally. Eventually, he fell asleep, although not a restful one.

"William! Come outside! It's a perfect day to explore!" Sherlock's mind palace had conjured up the memory he was trying so hard to forget. He saw everything so clearly though. Mycroft, still as proper as ever, yet this Mycroft was more free, more innocent. About 14 years old and just under 5' 7", Mycroft had already adopted most of the personality that would stick with him for the rest of his life. Sherlock was seeing his memory as though it was a movie he could walk through. He didn't see it from his 7 year old point of view. Rather, he watched on the sidelines. He looked around and found himself in the backyard of their childhood home. Mycroft was examining a particularly bright patch of flowers by the corner of the house. Some of them had been crushed, others torn up.

'The old tabby cat,' Sherlock remembered fondly. 'Mrs. O'Malley did always let that cat wander too much.'

"I'm coming, Mycie!" Sherlock heard behind him. Turning about he saw himself, right at 4' tall, running out of the house to join his brother.

"Tell me, William," Mycroft said. "How do you think these flowers were destroyed?"

"The old tabby cat, Mycie! That's easy! Find me something harder!" His 7 year old self exclaimed. Mycroft smiled approvingly and patted little Sherlock's shoulder.

'I can't seem to recall why he ever stopped calling me William,' Sherlock thought. Shaking his head in his dream, he chuckled silently. He knew he would remember, but his mind was attempting to fool him.

"Timothy Lexington," Mycroft called out, tossing a frisbee to young Sherlock. He caught it absently, brows drawn together in thought.

"Blond and blue, 19, 5' 9", science class, held back a year," Sherlock replied, throwing the disk back with a smug grin.

'The original deduction game!' Sherlock thought with an overwhelming feeling of nostalgia. Sitting on the grass, he settled in to watch.

Mycroft had gotten into the habit of having Sherlock deduce his classmates to the nth degree.

"Why was he held back?" Mycroft quizzed, returning the frisbee.

"Cheating," Sherlock replied, about to throw it back. "Wait," he paused. "Cheating and skipping class." With every throw, Mycroft would ask a question or name a person, and with every catch, Sherlock would answer.

"Samantha Hanshaw."

"Red and green, 17, 5' 5", fairly intelligent. Moved ahead 2 levels over the summer." Mycroft was just about to catch the returning disc when Sherlock added, "And she has a crush on you. She likes your intellect." Mycroft completely froze. The frisbee hit him squarely on the forehead, snapping him out of his trance. "Mycroft! Are you ok?" Sherlock yelled, all deductions forgotten.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Mycroft assured him. "Let's go up front." The two Holmes children ran around to the front yard and Sherlock hurried to catch up. As he was about the round the corner, he noticed a group of boys, about his younger self's age, bicycling down the road.

'Oh,' Sherlock remembered. 'This was it.'

"William! Want to come and play with us?" One boy yelled, coming to a stop in front of the house.

"Can I, Myc? Please?" The younger Holmes asked. Sherlock could see the love and care in Mycroft's eyes. But also the sadness.

"They're no good for you, Will," He whispered, kneeling down to his brother's level. The younger's face dropped, tears welling up in his eyes. Mycroft hesitated briefly, hoping with all his heart he was making the right decision and that his initial readings of those boys were false, and added, "But if you want so badly, I suppose an hour or so wouldn't hurt." Sherlock lit up and hugged his brother around the neck.

"Thanks, Mycie! I'll be good! I'll be back in 1 hour!" Sherlock then ran across their large front yard to the road to meet up with the other boys. Mycroft began to walk into the house when he heard yelling.

"Where's your bodyguard now, William? Think you can just use your brain to get out of this, William?" Mycroft's heart sank. Those scumbags were holding Sherlock down on the pavement, kicking him. "Freak! Weirdo!"

"Leave him alone!" Mycroft bellowed. Sherlock had been struggling, trying to get away from them, but there had simply been too many. The bullies quickly scattered, grabbing their bikes and running off. Mycroft pulled Sherlock onto the grass immediately.

"I'm sorry," Sherlock whimpered.

"No, no, William. You don't have to be-"

"Don't call me that!" He yelled. "Never again! If I'm to be a freak, I'll be named as such. Never call me by that name again. Call me Sherlock from now on." Sherlock's face had turned adamant, a preview of his future personality.

"But-"

"Please?" Sherlock begged, face softening once again. Mycroft silently nodded and pulled Sherlock in for a hug.

"Come on inside. Let's get you washed up and have some cake together, hm? Sounds good, Sherlock?" Mycroft asked, the name feeling strange on his tongue. He certainly did not think the name sounded freakish, nor was his brother a freak, but he would, at least for now, make his brother happy.

"Yes, please."

"And Sherlock?" Mycroft continued, pausing his steps. "I'll always love you and I'll always take care of you. I will never hurt you. Never forget that."

Sherlock woke up with a start, gasping and still sobbing a little. His face was sticky with half-dry tears.

"I will never hurt you." Those words echoed in Sherlock's mind. It seemed that these days all Mycroft had done was hurt Sherlock.

'Not that it was really his fault,' Sherlock thought. 'I'm really the cause of it all. Maybe if I could find a triple homicide I could finally make him proud.' Sherlock shook his head. He'd already solved those types of cases. He really didn't know what to do to make his brother happy. Turning over on the sofa, he looked to the abandoned mugs on the coffee table. No doubt, the contents were far past cold so Sherlock got up and took them to the sink. Hearing the door lock click, he readied himself for an intruder since no one else he knew should be coming in at this time of day.

"Sherlock?" He heard a voice call out.

'Mycroft?' Sherlock wondered. 'Why is he here?' Slowly, Sherlock walked out of the kitchen.

"What do you want?" He spat, unintentionally angry.

"I wanted to apologise. I'm sorry," Mycroft said, absolute sincerity showing on his face. Sherlock was surprised beyond words. Mycroft quickly took in his brother's appearance and realized he was responsible for it. Mycroft sighed lightly before continuing, "Lately all we've done is fight. That's not right for brothers. Even arch-nemesis brothers," He said with a smirk. Even Sherlock chuckled at that. Turning serious once again, Mycroft continued, "Please believe me when I say I'm sorry. I-" He paused for a moment, deciding he may not have another chance like this for a while. "I'll always love you, little brother, and I'll always take care of you. I will never intentionally hurt you. Never forget that. I may be harsh sometimes and say things I don't mean when I'm especially frustrated but I'll try to say 'I'm sorry' a bit more."

"I love you too, Mycie," Sherlock replied, hugging his brother tightly. Mycroft smiled fondly at the man who, at the moment, was burying his face in Mycroft's suit jacket. Mycroft hugged Sherlock back.

"I'll always care, William," His brother's name finally felt right again after all these years. "You're never a disadvantage."

"Neither are you, Myc," Sherlock replied with a smile. "But you know you're not allowed to call me that around anyone else. Not even Mummy and Daddy." Mycroft nodded. "Good. Now why don't we stop this emotional madness and finish what we started," Sherlock commanded. To the average person, it would seem Sherlock had gone back to normal. But Mycroft saw the glint in his eyes. "Chocolate cake with whipped icing?" Sherlock offered.

"Of course," Mycroft smiled, taking the plate and sitting again in the living room. "Cluedo?"

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(2/2) I FEEL LIKE brett has the cutest giggles and is definitely super ticklish <33 and he for sure gives cheer up tickles to his friends (especially reagan) when they’re sad ❤️❤️ and myc is definitely a vicious ler and a teasy little shit. he definitely takes advantage over the fact that he has 6 arms and he probably reads the mind of whoever he’s wrecking to further mess with them LOL ok lol that’s all! I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL!! <3

IM GOING OUT OF ORDER BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TIME TO WRITE ALL THAT I WANT TO AT THIS MOMENT SADLY BUT I NEED TO SHARE THIS BC ITS SO ADORABLE!! WELCOME BACK <3 ANON I HOPE YOURE WELL!!! SENDING YOU LOVE AND GOOD VIBES YOU ABSOLUTE SWEETIE

THE BRETT HCS,,,, SOBBING SO LOUDLY/ pos HE DEFINITELY DEFINITELY GIVES CHEER UP TICKLES LIKE!!! THE EP WHERE HE TRIED TO PULL REAGANS MOUTH INTO A SMILE??? PRIME EXAMPLE HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY TICKLE HER TO PIECES TO MAKE SURE A SMILE MADE ITS WAY ONTO HER FACE (should would love it but she wouldn’t tell him bc she’s silly)

AND MYC, TRUE!!!! NO BC THE MORE I THINK ABT IT THIS GUY IS ABSOLUTELY SO VERY LER! HE LOVES TAKING THE PISS OUT OF PEOPLE (METAPHORICALLY) SO TICKLING THEM WOULD BE JUST AS FUN FOR HIM! AND THE IDEA OF HIM HAVING A LITTLE SLIVER OF FUN AND ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE LEE’s SMILE AND LAUGHTER???! CRYING SO HARD

ILL RESPOND TO PSRT ONE LATER TONIGHT IF I CAN 😏😏 IN THE MEANTIME ASK BOX IS STILL OPEN MY LOVE (AND ANYONE ELSE WHO NEEDS TO RAMBLE ABOUT INSIDE JOB ESP TICKLE CONTENT OMG) AND AGAIN <3 ANON UR MY FAV AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL WONDERFUL DAY!!!!!!

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