#i love tao. so fucking much. goddamn
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#heartstopper spoilers#i like lowkey feel bad abt posting bc i never like warned ppl that i would or what i would be tagging or anyhthing XD#but this is my blog and also it's not even an hs blog lmao TT#but that's ur warning if u dont have it filtered lol and ig im just gonna say tag stuff until theres a read more#so yeah hs s2 spoilers lol :D u have been warned if u havent seen it yet#altho according to my dash that is just filtered tags after filtered tags im the only one who hasnt seen it XD#TAO AND YAN ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PPL TO ME GOODBYE#i love tao. so fucking much. goddamn#why are there so many problems damn i hope paris gives them (and me) a little respite (i say as i know what else is coming in paris :|#also the scenes from the books have been so good :'') fuck that david and nick scene#fuck david but it was done so well#ALSO MXM TOON COMING OF AGE IN THE SOUNDTRACK SOOOOOOOO FUCKINGGGGGG TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE#one of my newest fav songs frfrfr#2 eps in :'') i gotta do a little more work but then i think i'm good to watch the rest lol#jeanne talks#the SELF CONTROLLLL DO NOT START EP 3. I HAVE 2 NEWS ARTICLES I WANT TO GET THRU FOR TODAY DO THOSE FIRST
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[🌼] introduction
[🧃] hey! my name is charlie! i’m gonna use my writing skills on the internet so thats why im here! i hope you enjoy my writing!
[🫧] my rules are very important. if you do not obey them, then it will result in me blocking you. please respect my boundaries and rules.
[🌈] rules:
~ dni if you are an nsfw blog
~ i will not write smut with minors. the only exception is if that they are aged up to over 18.
~ if you are requesting a celebrity and they have boundaries, please respect them.
~ i only do x reader. i can do female, male, trans, genderfluid, gender neutral and other genders.
~ if requesting a reader with a different gender, please specify their pronouns.
~ use your imagination!! make it silly! i really dont mind!!
~ dont sexualise me or send me weird messages in my inbox please.
[🌊] fandoms:
IT 2017- Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Finn Wolfhard, Wyatt Oleff, Jaeden Martell, Sophia Lillis
A Series Of Unfortunate Events- Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire (platonic only), Duncan Quagmire, Isadora Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire, Malina Weissman
Stranger Things- Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Max Mayfield, Dustin Henderson, Steve Harrington, Robin Buckley, Jane ”Eleven” Hopper, Jonathan Byers, Nancy Wheeler, Eddie Munson, Joe Keery, Sadie Sink, Noah Schnapp, Millie Bobby Brown, Gaten Materazzo, Maya Hawke
Harry Potter- Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Cedric Diggory, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Tom Riddle, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Tom Felton
Arcane: League Of Legends- Violet (Vi), Jinx (Powder), Caitlyn, Ekko, Mylo, Claggor, Hailee Steinfield
My Hero Academia- Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Shoto Todoroki, Ochaco Uraraka, Ejiro Kirishima, Denki Kaminari, Tsuyu Asui, Mina Ashido, Tenya Iida
Heartstopper- Charlie Spring (Only male), Nick Nelson, Ben Hope, Harry Greene, Darcy Olsson (Only Female), Tara Jones (Only Female), Tao Xu, Tori Spring, Elle Argent, Aled Last
I Am Not Okay With This- Sydney Novak, Stanley Barber, Dina (i dont know what her last name is😭)
Metal Lords- Hunter Sylvester, Kevin Schlieb, Emily Spector, Adrian Greensmith, Isis Hainsworth
The Goldfinch- Boris Pavlikovsky, Theo Decker
[🌸] prompts:
~ Angst
”please stop lying to me.”
”i dont care.”
”please dont cry”
”what makes you think i would want to date you?”
”just shut up for once in your goddamn life!”
”am i going to die?”
“when did you fall out of love with me?”
”are you leaving me?”
” dating you was the worse mistake ive ever made.”
”loving you is a fucking death sentence.”
”i shouldnt love you, but i couldnt help it.”
”always knew that you were too damn selfish.”
”i dont know if i can look you in the eyes after what you’ve done.”
”it’s only 2.am..”
”please dont hide from me.”
”dont take another step in my direction.”
”i wish we met before they convinced you life is war.”
”you are the worst thing that has ever happened to me.”
~ Fluff
”let me walk you home, hm?”
”i wanted to say i love you without stuttering. but i failed.”
”ugh i cant reach it!”
”stop being so goddamn cute.”
”you dont need all that candy, do you?”
”call me as soon as you get there.”
”did you just- throw salt at me!?” ”im not fucking possessed!”
”cuddles please!”
”hey love, can you help me out?” ”im gay and i need a few dollars”
”thats not true! my wife is a bitch and i like her very much.”
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
”you motherfucker! never do that again!”
” i have no idea what you are talking about.”
”what the actual fu-“ ”HEY GET OUT!”
“im only here for the dog.”
~ Smut 🌝
“come over here and make me.”
”kiss me.”
”looks like we are trapped in here for a while..”
”you heard me. take. it. off.”
”keep looking at me like that and we might not make it to bed.”
”if we werent in public right now, i would have my head in between your legs.”
”i want to taste you.”
”dont be shy now, sit on my face.”
”is that my shirt?”
“be quiet.”
”use your words, baby.”
”what if someone hears us?”
”oh fuck yes, just like that.”
“need any help with that?”
“were you just masturbating?” - “what?! no neve-“ ”do you want some help?” - “huh?”
“relax.”
”did you come?”
”shut up slut.”
~ Funny Ones🌚
”im not wearing any underwear, thought you would like to know.”
”YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILST I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!”
”at least we didnt break any laws this time.”
”we are literally fugitives of this state.” - “so no pizza?”
”your pretty.” - “your drunk.”
”excuse you?”
”i might of had a few shots.” - “what they mean by a few is about 20.”
”if you do that again im gonna chuck you out the window- what are you doing?” - “checking how high the drop is to see if its worth it.”
”you ate all my noodles! you’ve lost toilet paper privledges.”
”OI THATS MY HOODIE LOSER!”
”haha thats so funny!” *pulls out gun* ”say it again!”
”DUDE STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING BLANKETS!”
”your bleeding!” - “oh yeah no shit sherlock!”
”for fucks sake- MOVE!”
”hey wouldnt it be funny if we made out right now?”
[⚡️] thank you for reading! have a great day!! :))
#actors#fic prompts#writing prompt#writing ideas#prompt list#ianowt#i am not okay with this#it headcanons#it chapter one#stanley barber#sydney novak#dina#stranger things#asoue#arcane#harry potter#the goldfinch#metal lords#heartstopper#my hero academia
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i was tagged by: @selkymaiden thank you chu~
i tag: @swordmaid @flowerzages @rruhos7 @asuraid @saiikavon @hopefulstarfire or @ anyone who wants to can steal it from me.
OC TAG GAME
✨ favorite oc ✨
This one's hard to answer because I have favorites for different reasons but not all of them good. Like Akira is a favorite because he's genuinely messed up in the head and everything he does is a product of that missing link he has. Haru however is my favorite because I love to draw him in his god mode and use pinks & other bright colors.
runner up: Ren, Mitsuki, Cassian, Maya, Alistar, Huang fu
⏳ oldest oc ⏳
I think Haru is my oldest oc out of all of my 237484934 million ocs. He was originally a girl and was a sailor moon oc lol. Over the years I separated him from that world and made him a new one but he's clearly got a lot of magical girl inspo that mostly pull not only from sailor moon but cutey honey too.
❣️newest oc❣️
Technically my little Minotaur girl is the newest OC of mine but since I haven't really thought of her much or fleshed her out it would actually be Amir. I don't know a whole lot about werewolf lore but I thought it'd be interesting to have a black werewolf pack/friend group in the rpc I was in.
runner up: Callahan, Hua Liang, Ying Tao, Theo
💥 meanest oc 💥
Depends on what we consider mean. Vince, Ren, Kaze, Axel and many more are mean sometimes even without being provoked. Like very rude and dickish. But on terms on who's the meanest cuz their morality differs it would probably be Lucien. He'll happily screw someone over with a smile on his face even if it ruins their life.
runner up: Hua Liang, Alistar, Roxanne
💘 softest oc 💘
Haru again! lol he is just a very positive ball of light literally and figuratively. He's very kind & patient who always sees the good in everyone. He's the type of guy you'd feel comfortable around because he'd make it a safe space.
runner up: Victoria, Maya
☢️ most aloof/standoffish ☢️
Probably Alistar. He is a very no nonsense kind of guy but he does have a minuscule sense of humor in him it's just super dry. He has a resting bitch face that repels most people away and he likes it that way. He speaks pretty coldly, direct, one word sentences to get his point across.
runner up: Kagami, Fubuki, Akira when he's not "performing", Helios, Tenjou
🎉 dumbest oc 🎉
Toss up between Ren and Flynn. Rocks for brains. One's an ex yakuza heir the other is a werewolf that was turned from a bite yet both of them would eat raw chicken because they don't know how to cook it.
runner up: Kaze, Ying Tao
✔️ smartest oc ✔️
Akira all the way. I'm just too much of a dumbass to write him. He's supposed to be very calculating, conniving, and know all there is about human/criminal psychology since it's what he went to school for to learn why he was the way he is.
runner up: Tenjou, Hua Liang, Victoria, Mitsuki, Vincent, Kagami
👼 ocs i’d be friends with 👼
Oh man I would love to be friends with Amir. He'd be so goddamn fun and chill to be with. We could road trip together in his van and just be one with nature. The only bad thing is having to make sure to stay far far FAR away from him every month of the full moon lol. Other than that we'd have so much fucking fun.
#oc tag#tag game#one of these days i'll properly put up each and every oc of mine on my toyhouse but that's so much work
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-> rules, prompts and more <-
[🧃] hey! my name is kit and im a young writer :) my friends recommended that i use my writing skills on the internet so thats why im here! i hope you enjoy my writing!
[🫧] my rules are very important. if you do not obey them, then it will result in me blocking you. please respect my boundaries and rules.
[🌈] rules:
~ dni if you are an nsfw blog
~ i will not write smut with minors. the only exception is if that they are aged up to over 18.
~ if you are requesting a celebrity and they have boundaries, please respect them.
~ i only do x reader. i can do female, male, trans, genderfluid, gender neutral and other genders.
~ if requesting a reader with a different gender, please specify their pronouns.
~ use your imagination!! make it silly! i really dont mind!!
~ dont sexualise me or send me weird messages in my inbox please.
[🌊] fandoms:
IT 2017- Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Finn Wolfhard, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff, Jaeden Martell, Sophia Lillis
A Series Of Unfortunate Events- Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire (platonic only), Duncan Quagmire, Isadora Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire, Malina Weissman
Stranger Things- Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Max Mayfield, Dustin Henderson, Steve Harrington, Robin Buckley, Jane ”Eleven” Hopper, Jonathan Byers, Nancy Wheeler, Joe Keery, Sadie Sink, Noah Schnapp, Millie Bobby Brown, Gaten Materazzo, Maya Hawke
Harry Potter- Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Cedric Diggory, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Tom Riddle, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Tom Felton
Arcane: League Of Legends- Violet (Vi), Jinx (Powder), Caitlyn, Ekko, Mylo, Claggor, Hailee Steinfield
My Hero Academia- Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Shoto Todoroki, Ochaco Uraraka, Ejiro Kirishima, Denki Kaminari, Tsuyu Asui, Mina Ashido, Tenya Iida
Heartstopper- Charlie Spring (Only male), Nick Nelson, Ben Hope, Harry Greene, Darcy Olsson (Only Female), Tara Jones (Only Female), Tao Xu, Tori Spring, Elle Argent, Aled Last
I Am Not Okay With This- Sydney Novak, Stanley Barber, Dina (i dont know what her last name is😭)
Metal Lords- Hunter Sylvester, Kevin Schlieb, Emily Spector, Adrian Greensmith, Isis Hainsworth
The Goldfinch- Boris Pavlikovsky, Theo Decker
[🌸] prompts:
~ Angst
”please stop lying to me.”
”i dont care.”
”please dont cry”
”what makes you think i would want to date you?”
”just shut up for once in your goddamn life!”
”am i going to die?”
“when did you fall out of love with me?”
”are you leaving me?”
” dating you was the worse mistake ive ever made.”
”loving you is a fucking death sentence.”
”i shouldnt love you, but i couldnt help it.”
”always knew that you were too damn selfish.”
”i dont know if i can look you in the eyes after what you’ve done.”
”it’s only 2.am..”
”please dont hide from me.”
”dont take another step in my direction.”
”i wish we met before they convinced you life is war.”
”you are the worst thing that has ever happened to me.”
~ Fluff
”let me walk you home, hm?”
”i wanted to say i love you without stuttering. but i failed.”
”ugh i cant reach it!”
”stop being so goddamn cute.”
”you dont need all that candy, do you?”
”call me as soon as you get there.”
”did you just- throw salt at me!?” ”im not fucking possessed!”
”cuddles please!”
”hey love, can you help me out?” ”im gay and i need a few dollars”
”thats not true! my wife is a bitch and i like her very much.”
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
”you motherfucker! never do that again!”
” i have no idea what you are talking about.”
”what the actual fu-“ ”HEY GET OUT!”
“im only here for the dog.”
~ Smut 🌝
“come over here and make me.”
”kiss me.”
”looks like we are trapped in here for a while..”
”you heard me. take. it. off.”
”keep looking at me like that and we might not make it to bed.”
”if we werent in public right now, i would have my head in between your legs.”
”i want to taste you.”
”dont be shy now, sit on my face.”
”is that my shirt?”
“be quiet.”
”use your words, baby.”
”what if someone hears us?”
”oh fuck yes, just like that.”
“need any help with that?”
“were you just masturbating?” - “what?! no neve-“ ”do you want some help?” - “huh?”
“relax.”
”did you come?”
”shut up slut.”
~ Funny Ones🌚
”im not wearing any underwear, thought you would like to know.”
”YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILST I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!”
”at least we didnt break any laws this time.”
”we are literally fugitives of this state.” - “so no pizza?”
”your pretty.” - “your drunk.”
”excuse you?”
”i might of had a few shots.” - “what they mean by a few is about 20.”
”if you do that again im gonna chuck you out the window- what are you doing?” - “checking how high the drop is to see if its worth it.”
”you ate all my noodles! you’ve lost toilet paper privledges.”
”OI THATS MY HOODIE LOSER!”
”haha thats so funny!” *pulls out gun* ”say it again!”
”DUDE STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING BLANKETS!”
”your bleeding!” - “oh yeah no shit sherlock!”
”for fucks sake- MOVE!”
”hey wouldnt it be funny if we made out right now?”
[⚡️] thank you for reading! have a great day!! :))
#ianowt#i am not okay with this#sydney novak#Sydney novak x reader#stanley barber#stanley barber x reader#it 2017#the losers club#bill denbrough#stanley uris#losers club#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#it chapter 1#stan uris#beverly marsh#finn wolfhard#sophia lillis#wyatt oleff#jaeden lieberher#jaeden martell#jack dylan grazer#metal lords#asoue netflix#asoue#violet baudelaire#klaus baudelaire#sunny baudelaire#malina weissman#stranger things
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WILD that Luo wenzhou does the whole front of treating Fei Du like a kid, like its caretaking and not the same damn love motivated care he does to Tao Ran except verging on even Moreso with Fei Du
When fei du literally, episodes before, saved him from certain death with a car. Saved him through an entire fucking car chase where he was bleeding out.
Fucking incredible.
No wonder it drives Fei Du up the fucking Wall. Luo Wenzhou has all this drive to dote on and care for Fei Du and keeps framing it as caretaking and that slightly tilted lense of "listen to me as a senior to you" whenever Fei Du lashes out, and it's like Fei Du is literally president of a presumably million or incredulously more rich ass company making actual business deals shaping the world and the crime scene in their city. A car chase isn't even the only dangerous he's thing he's done that week, politically he's making enemies daily at work. He is very much a competent adult with immense fucking heaps of responsibility he Very Successfully handles.
And then Luo scolds him for drinking coffee after wine cause it might hurt his tummy. ToT
Just can u even imagine being treated that much like a child when u saved the dude who's being Overprotective, from certain death the other day? No wonder Fei Du goes feral on his ass so often.
Luo Wenzhous doing it out of love rapidly shifting from platonic to *oh fuck don't confront it yet* while he keeps framing it as caretaking adjacent so Fei Du will tolerate it in the first place and it'll seem familiar and safe for fei du, but at the same fucking time it's goddamn whiplash cause Fei Du is having sexual thoughts for equal aged Tao Ran and trying to rail the guy and take him on dates (and functionally honestly in actions doing Exactly the same things to for Tao Ran that Luo Wenzhou does for Fei Du, but fei du can't recognize Luo wenzhous treating him that way - but Tao Ran sure as fuck can and he's Exhausted over them lmao). So fei du is like WHY am I being babied???! I'm the one babying the man I HAVE A CRUSH ON (with absolutely Zero self recognition that he learned to treat someone he likes this way literally by emulating Luo Wenzhou so you'd fucking think he'd notice Luo Wenzhou doing it to him but nah).
Anyway just. Lmao at President of a huge company fei du, saving the lives of cops in fucking huge high risk car chases, kicking the hornets nest of murdery shady rich people daily... being told "oh don't drink that coffee" "oh eat something it's late" "oh I'll call you a cab I don't trust you to get yourself home" "oh I can't smoke around you you're a delicate baby you might get hurt" Jesus christ alive no wonder fei du jumps for Luo Wenzhous throat nonstop.
Can you imagine? You run a company of hundreds or thousands, you save people, and your old "frenemy" won't stop treating you like you're the most delicate frail damsel that needs constant doting and saving. But he'll still yell at you. At least you don't yell at Tao Ran, when YOU treat him like a delicate damsel you're constantly offering support. But luo wenzhou? Constantly irritatingly bitching at you nonstop as he treats you like a damsel
ToT
#lb#justice in the dark#rant#i dont think i realized just how hilarious it is until i remembered the car scene#luo treats fei SO delicately. not his words of course mo#luo lashes out with words cause fei do does ane they mirror each other to keep the dynamic exactly as#close/distant as fei is comfortable but challenged.#but like in Luos pov which we often get when theyre both on screen.#fei du is this fragile thing he needs to protect at all times and support and care for and secretly adore#like even after the goddamn CAR CHASE where fei saved HIM?#he is the one wounfed so bad he needs a hospital (and fei even notices that Early! he stares#when luo lies hes fine!)#but EVEN then luo gives FEI DU A COAT gives FEI DU water#talks to fei du alone partially for emotional support#his first priority is taking care of fei du. even tho fei du is fine and was the hero of the situaiton#meta
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heartstopper episode 8 thoughts!!
-god the scene with charlie and tori at the beginning always has me in tears, my fav siblings ever
-tori is so supportive i love her with my entire heart (now give me a solitaire adaptation pls)
-THE WAY NICKS EXPRESSION CHANGES FROM SO HAPPY TO SAY HI TO CHARLIE AND HAVE LUNCH WITH HIM TO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY HEARTBROKEN THAT HE SAID HE CAN'T
-the tao and nick scene is such an important scene for both characters
-tao's reaction to nick telling him to try rugby is priceless, it's giving "do i LOOK like-"
-our window has me sobbing every time </3
-tara darcy and elle's friendship is everything
-charlie just let nick talk to u please u both need it :(
-"don't let anyone make you disappear, charlie" </3 i love mr ajayi sm
-wondering if they literally couldn't get a shot of joe putting the bib on without him getting tangled in it, we see him holding it, then cut to tao, then when it cuts back to charlie he's already put it on 😭 the blooper was too funny
-YES CHARLIE STANDING UP TO BEN <333
-side note: charlie's the main character, why is he so underrated?? i love him with all my heart
-charlie holding isaacs book while he does his javelin <3
-tao ily but i think u were right, taking art gcse was a mistake
-when i watched this the first time i was so mad tao and elle didn't kiss in this scene, but that was before i read the comic, after reading it im so glad they left it bc their first kiss in the louvre in volume 3 is so <3333
-THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER I LOVE ALL THE COUPLES IN THIS SHOW SO MUCH
-nick looking for charlie </3
-charlie looks so goddamn proud watching nick in the match
-genuinely thought nick was just gonna go up to him and kiss him in front of everyone on my first watch, the actual scene is so fucking cute tho
-THE WAY IMOGEN SMILES AT THEM SHES SO HAPPY FOR THEM AND SHE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS WHY NICK SAID HE FELT OUT OF PLACE I LOVE HER
-nick's whole speech is one of my favourite scenes, he loves charlie so much..."it's all worth it to be with you"
-THE WAY THIS PARALLELS THE KISS IN THE BEDROOM IN EPISODE 4
-someone walking past the door rn: 😀
-the rainbow in the background at the train station
-ALICE CAMEO <333 I LOVE THAY SHE WAS DRAWING THEM ASWELL
-the running towards the beach shot being the last one they filmed is so perfect
-THEY'RE JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
-"i love liking you" nick i love you so much
-THIS SCENE WAS PULLED STRAIGHT OUT OF THE COMIC AND ITS PERFECT
-its so sad when you realise the reason charlie's so hesitant to call nick his boyfriend is bc of ben </3 b*n h*pe hate club!
-nick why. why did you go in the ocean with ur vans on. just why.
-THE PAINTING BEHIND NICK IS SO SIMILAR TO THE FLOWERS THAT APPEAR WHEN HE COMES OUT TO HIS MOM IN THE COMICS, I LOVE THE TINY DETAILS LIKE THIS
-but also this scene makes me sob, i'm so proud of nick and his mom is actually the best
-the compilation of them from the very beginning with i belong in your arms in the background gets me every time
-i love this show so fucking much i can't wait for season 2
#this was fun#ill probably be rewatching it again within the next week#because i have an emotional attachment#and i require taradarcy to live at this point#i love this episode almost as much as episode 6#almost#heartstopper#heartstopper liveblog#heartstopper netflix#nick and charlie#tara and darcy#tao and elle
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Somebody pissed me off so I'm gonna be annoying on the Internet. You're welcome.
Imma be ranting, so feel free to continue scrolling or whatever.
"What gay representation do you want?". Bitch, cool one.
I have a lot of expectations for my gay representation because the one I'm being subjected to is so whatever that I need to put the bar higher.
Lately, I've seen *a lot* of memes of "Gen Z has Heartstopper and we had [insert something]" and they both vex me and perplex me.
I will be honest here; I used to love Heartstopper at some point. It was nicely drawn and it was warm and cuddly. But then I lost interest. For one, Charlie is just boring character and I do not care for him. What bugs me about some media I had the opportunity to reflect upon lately is; characters are just flat. It's like character customisation, pick one (1) hobby, one (1) good characteristic, one (1) flaw and voilà. At some point I just swapped Charlie with a plank of wood tied to a body pillow and there was no goddamn difference. And it was such a blantant wish fulfillment of dating the 'golden retriever' boy in highschool(?). By the time I arrived at Charlie dealing with his eating disorders I just completely lost interest in the comic all together because I didn't care. I watched the show and it just reignited issues I had with it, compounded by the character of Tao (like seriously kill this guy). I *hate* the fact, that the entirety of first season is about people speculating about Nick's sexuality. Like fuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooff. Mind your goddamn fucking business. Also fuck Tao. Like, nothing more infuriating than striaght bitch sliding into everyone else's business. Also something show didn't mention is that, it's Tao's fault that school learnt of Charlie's sexuality; because bitch cannot keep his mouth shut and somebody overheard him (which, funnily enough, is the exact same thing that happened to me, except, I was significantly younger than Charlie). There was so much pressure on a guy to label himself. And you know what? I would like this story more if Nick said he's straight and still want them to date. Would people make fun of it? Of course. Would I care? Not a single bit. I'd rather have Nick a straight guy hooking up with gays via grindr than having 20 episodes of people walking into his life, uninvited, in their dirty ass shoes. My further lost of interests happened when Nick's actor has been taking shit from people on the Internet. I was just done with young queer community.
Heartstopper, itself, is not horrible. Like, that's nice that young, discovering world, queers have access to something fuzzy and bengin. The thing that makes me somehow... Icked? Is that there is a distinction to be made between homosexual and homoromantic. Or in general.
Like, I know that for a large group of folk, this is very synonymous. But to me, it feels only natural and normal, that media targeted and younger audiences will not go into sex area. Mostly because... Why would you want to know what sex live of 16year olds looks like? It's fine to have it in the subtext or have it told not shown. Teenagers discover their sex lives in their own weird way. And I would know. I was one.
But queer media should target more than just a subset of the whole community that happens to be age 18(?) and lower. I want to watch a film where two bears fuck the shit out of each other before they go to work, spend day sexting each other and then have banter over who's turn it is to cook dinner and plan homicide because the other half didn't wash dishes. Or have bi girl living it up in french clubs, having safe, consensual, fun and mutually gratifying sex with 12 people before catching a plane to other part of the world. Or showing experiences of old queer folk. There is so much more to show *and* tell than just two teenage boys making big eyes at each other for 20 episodes and then sharing a kiss in the rain.
And saying this as a very "fake" ace guy; media made for adults should explicitly show adult content. Having some sexual fun is something people do. And sex isn't (or isn't always, I should say) some astral projecting, earthshattering and mindblowing experience. Sex can be whatever one and their partners want to be. Therefore, it can be non at all too.
Queer folk are plentiful and weird in their own way. People are not happy when their intelligence or life experiences are being limited to one, cookie cutter, out-of-the-community publicially acceptable potrayal. Nobody wants to see two underaged boys fuck. Some, wants to see something more akin to what their life is and not some high life Kate Perry teenage dream esque shit.
Anyway, I've lost my ace privileges and I'm so fake. Hide your men, boys girls and other gluten creatures, I cannot be trusted and I apparently cannot Google pornhub - since I demand public and cinematic depravity of gay men and women having sex on screen. Burn me at the stake, from me in the ditch, send nudes xoxo.
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How to strike your way into someone’s heart (Highschool AU)
Part 2 to this. Can be read alone!
Pairing: Childe x fem!reader
Warnings: A lot of swearing I mean what do you expect they’re all teenagers. Lots of brick slapping. Childe clowns Scaramouche. OH YES this isn’t edited at all lmfao have fun.
Synopsis: It’s your big date with Childe after you lost the bet miserably. You decide to pay the occult club a visit in hopes of finding something that can...ease your concerns. Childe on the other hand has Signora give him a friendly piece of advice, believe it or not.
Note: SRY THIS TOOK ME LIKE A MONTH
For as long as you can remember, you've never believed in ghosts, demons, or souls that lose their way in the endless void, forced to roam the earth in repentance.
Believing in the unknown takes creativity, adventure, maybe even a little sense of fear. Scratch that—a shitton of fear, because humans love to weave in their insecurities and inability to explain something into something of a phenomenon.
Bad luck lies in this category. Bad luck is simply a way to justify the catastrophe that one cannot admit they have fabricated themselves. Everyone wants a reason as to why shit hits the fan, and it can be anything but their own fault.
Bad luck is nothing but a load of bull to you. That's totally why you're standing outside the calculus classroom during lunch break, which happens to be the official meet spot for the occult club.
You raise a fist to knock, but then falter, thinking over your options once again. Is this what it has come to? Putting your faith into the weird kids that once tried to summon Schrödinger's cat for the physics final.
Fischl kicks the door wide open, a smirk playing at her lips once she spots you. "One cannot refrain from the song of your cogitation. The feline for which thou dwell on—"
A squeak leaves your throat and you flinch back, cutting her off. "You can read my mind?"
"Fischl," An icy eyed boy shows up from behind her and points a thumb back. "Mona needs your help."
Fischl squints at you for a brief moment, and then spins onto her heel to go back into the room.
The blue haired lower class man, Chongyun you guess, narrows his eyes at you. "Is there something I can help you with?"
Finally you manage to speak, palms all sweaty. "Yeah uh, I need your help. You know, with occulty things." You use your hands to articulate your thoughts, but ultimately give up.
You're not sure if it's pity towards your pathetic explanation or simply annoyance, but Chongyun widens the opening. He silently gestures for you to follow.
Stumbling on your feet and putting on your big girl pants, you hurry inside of the room, hoping you aren't seen by Beidou. She wouldn't let you hear the end of this.
The temperature instantly drops, and you have to adjust your sight to navigate. There's heavy incense in the air as well as a a few lighted candles from the dollar store, you guess.
Sitting smack dab in the middle of all the demonic markings is Mona, with a mischievous glint in her eyes. Chongyun has made his way next to her, crossing his arms with a sigh, and Fischl is busy cooing at her bird.
"Well well well..." Mona's amused, eyes almost twinkling as she gets up from the poor desk that had to suffer the wrath of her ass. "If it isn't Y/N."
Mona is a glorified dick wiper in your books. One time, she partnered up with you in chemistry last year and refused to do any work because apparently her "star sign" said she was incompatible with science. You haven't forgiven her since.
"I need your help." You barely manage to choke out the words, reigning yourself in by clenching your fists instead. It'll be unethical to claw her face, especially since you're the one who's come to her.
"Oh?" She smiles wickedly, revelling in every moment of this no doubt. "Why would the high and mighty Y/N need help from the 'Whoroscope whore'?"
Fischl nearly slips out a laugh, trying with her upmost ability to refrain from rolling all over the floor.
You blink away your tears of almost-laughter, casually sliding in twenty mora across the table dividing you two. If she's a whoroscope whore like you say she is, she'll definitely put it in her bra.
Mona raises a brow, but her eyes linger on the bill for a second too much. "What makes you think I'll do it for money?"
"That's simple," You say, rolling your eyes. "When you see mora, you cling to it like a baby clings to a tit. Now just take it and solve my issues."
She fumes a litany of curses but snatches the money up anyways.
"What do you want?"
You breathe in, then out. "I need a talisman."
Mona raises a brow, hand on her hip. "I'm sorry. Did I get that right?"
How dare she. You will your eye into not twitching, the beginnings of fire thrumming through your veins, scalding hot. How dare she make me repeat myself.
"You know, the thing to fend off evil spirits," Your statement hangs heavy in the air as the cogs in their brains click into place. "I need one that can remove the most evilest thing times ten to the power of twenty five on this planet."
Everyone immediately thinks of Hu Tao.
Chongyun is the first to speak from an area of expertise, seemingly shocked at your words. "Are you sure you want a talisman that powerful? How bad is the evil spirit you've come across?"
You glance out the window, through the semi-open blinds. The apprehension curls in your stomach once you spot Childe chasing Aether with safety scissors, and you've never been more sure of than anything in your life.
Gulping, you turn back to the exorcist. "I'm 110% sure."
He doesn't ask any more questions and goes to fetch the talisman.
Mona clears her throat. "So I hear you have a date with Childe today. Quite the character you've taken to."
"Oh please," You hiss through your teeth, your blood pressure going up tenfold, "you're the one that told him our star signs were intertwined and that we're fated lovers."
She shrugs innocently, stance casual unlike your own that is ready to lunge an attack.
"Here you are," Chongyun hands you a talisman, a colourful mix of some charms, some kind of liquid in a bottle, and about a shitton of other things. "You'll need these if you're going to face the most demonic of all evils."
You think of Childe's stupidly handsome smirk, the playful life of his eyes, and how gentle and considerate he is with you. You think about how cruel he is to others, but how loving he can be to you.
"Oh, I will be."
—
Childe is getting his ass handed to him by Scaramouche on the switch. It's just that he can't seem to focus, not with the forthcoming date all over his mind.
He hasn't experienced these kind of jitters in a long time. Has to endure that foolish smile that's about to plaster all over his face.
Scaramouche may be a son of a bitch with an agenda, but he doesn't appreciate his acquaintances safeguarding their personal crap when it starts to leak onto him. Especially when it comes to video games.
"Okay," The short boy sighs, stretching over the staff room sofa to drop his controller on the cushions. "Let's hear it." He can't even properly enjoy his victories when Childe isn't giving it his all.
"Hear what?" Childe lays his head back, relaxing from all the strain of endless gaming during the lunch hour. He seems too relaxed for someone who's broken into the teacher's lounge.
"Why you're so distracted." Scaramouche points out. "Not that I care—hey! I'm serious here!"
Childe's cracking up for absolutely no reason, rudely cutting him off. "I'm sorry—sorry it's just so hard to take you seriously when you're wearing that stupid fucking hat."
"Don't question the drip." The older moves his head to glare at him, but the thin stripe of silk on his hat swooshes with him, and it's enough to have Childe clutching his stomach in pain as he barks out in laughter.
"Grow the fuck up." Scaramouche says, no doubt exasperated from the constant shit he gets.
"Ok—ok I'm sorry."
There's a knock on the door before Scaramouche gets the chance to intimidate him again.
"Fuck shit fuck who is that? Wasn't there a staff meeting?" Childe whisper yells, panic clear in the ocean of his eyes.
Scaramouche shrugs and downs a can of soda with no care in the world.
Childe would be nonchalant too. If it were a normal day, he wouldn't give two shits about getting caught.
However, he's looking forward to that date he has with you today. Detention is going foil all his lecherous plans.
"It's me." The feminine sound of a threat calls out from the other side. "Open the door." The clicks and clacks of her toes tapping the floor indicating her impatience.
The two sigh in relief, Childe getting up to open the door. It's way too early in the afternoon to deal with this crap.
"Surprised to see me?" Signora greets sweetly, and if not for the murderous glint in her eyes, he would smile back.
"Yeah, I didn't say Bloody Mary three times." The ginger replies, keeping a steady eye on the upperclassman in case she pulls a fast one.
The blonde shoves him aside in offence, and prances in like she owns the goddamn place. Scaramouche greets her with the bird.
"There's this rumour going around—I'm sure you've heard..."
"Oh?" Childe pockets his keys, ready for an attack, not even remotely interested in the topic.
"Something about how Y/N gave Mona a visit today" Signora muses, elegantly taking a seat on the arm of the couch, "with your date and all, I just thought you should know."
"Hah!" Scaramouche bursts out in laughter, tears in the corner of his eyes. "I can't believe she went to get a horoscope reading on how shitty your date's gonna be."
"Get castrated." Childe growls, flipping him off on both hands.
"Now now boys," Signora's lips curl, and she clasps both manicured hands together, prepared to break the fight if it ever reaches its peak. "Settle down. You two are comrades."
"As if I'm comrades with this SIMP!" Scaramouche has to wheeze out the words.
The youngest clenches his fists, unclenches, and then lets a smirk grow. "Oh? I'm the simp? What about that time Mona pantsed you in-front of all the freshmen and you fell in love with her."
Scaramouche glares at him, a glare strong enough to have anyone shaking in their shoes. "I'm attracted at her sheer audacity of trying to fuck I, Scaramouche, the 8th harbinger, over. It takes balls."
"Mad respect." Signora leans forward to place her phone on the coffee table, then approaches Childe. "Moving on, the reason I've decided to bestow my precious intel on you is because I have a favour to ask of you."
"What?" He says blankly, confused that she has a request for him out of all people.
"I need you to let me get you ready for this date of yours." She gives him a gaze that is enough to wither away any arguments.
Childe shares a look with Scaramouche as if to say "am I fucking deaf because I sure as shit didn't just hear that."
"You sure as hell did, boys." Signora intercepts the connection of their two brainwaves with a dreaded sigh. "I hate Y/N. This is the only way I can get back at her."
"Hey!" Childe exclaims loudly, waving his hands in the air incessantly. "What makes you think I'll let you shit on my future girlfriend."
"I'll be doing nothing of the sorts." She points out, giving him a sly smile. "I just know she's terrified of what's coming. The better the date is, the more she's gonna hate herself. What more do I need but to sprinkle some inner conflict within her airtight resolve?"
As favorable as the proposal is, Childe contemplates for a second. Signora...helping him? This could work to his advantage if he plays his cards right.
His inner turmoil takes him into the future, where you two are happily married with eight and a half kids. If you ever managed to find out Signora was the culprit that was finally able to set you two up, you'd never forgive him.
"Nah I'll take a hard pass." He doesn't want to think about divorce and custody battles this early on. He'd rather face the brunt of Signora's wrath.
Scaramouche chooses right then to make a tactical withdrawal out through the window since he doesn't want to be a witness to a murder he hasn't caused.
Surprisingly— "Fine then." Signora shrugs, unbothered when summoning out a minty juul from no where. She's disappointed nonetheless.
Childe tilts his head, perplexed, but decides against mulling over it for too long. Instead, he strides off to the door, wanting to get the last two periods over with so he can run home and freshen up for this date.
"Oh and Childe?" Signora calls out to him, but he barely acknowledges her, only pausing momentarily without looking back. "A piece of friendly advice. A diligent student like Y/N, there's no way she'd be into rash things like fighting. So try and control yourself, hmm?"
He flashes the senior a sheepish smile, the front row tickets to the illegal underground fight-club burning in the back pocket of his pants.
—
Childe conceals near the bushes by the gate, expertly hiding his shaking hands by pretending to look for something in his back. His goal isn't to seem desperate, even though he's raced out here at the speed of light after Havria's dismissal.
It's not like he's trying to eavesdrop or anything. He just wants a little insight on how you're feeling about this, in case the rumors of you visiting the occult club wasn't a farce.
From his peripheral, he spots you and a familiar figure that is Lisa, leisurely walking side by side as you approach the main side walk.
"Ready for your date, Y/N? You've been daydreaming all afternoon." Lisa winks, and dodges the shove you send her way with experience like no other.
"Yes, daydreaming about punching you in the face." Your left eye twitches in annoyance as you fix your hold on your skateboard.
"Well then, I'll be off—ah!"
The gorilla grip you have on her sleeve takes away all the time she has to get on the last bus she's about to miss.
Your utter strength is enough to make Childe's knees weak. How pathetic he thinks.
"Oh no you don't," You say in a sing-song voice, "you got me into this, so you're going to help."
"Help with what?" Lisa fakes a hard pout as she bats her lashes, trying to collect pity points.
"I—" You inhale, loosening your grip on her and averting your eyes nervously to see if anyone's watching. "Don't make me say it."
The older girl motions for you to continue, and you're sure you've suffered more for less at this point.
"I've never...been on a..." The sentence ends in a trailed murmur.
Childe doesn't think he's ever seen you so flustered. He's about to snap a picture for later, but decides against it. They'll be plenty of moments later on to see your cute expressions.
Lisa's grin is both seductive and terrifying, Childe notices. "You've never been on a date?"
"Shut up!" You hiss, dropping your board so you can cover her lips with your palm, eyes darting around your surroundings frantically. "Not so loud."
He has to bite at his fist to hide his amusement.
As if she has a sixth sense, Lisa's eyes somehow find Childe's through the abundance of leaves, and there's a glint in her eyes that nearly makes him shart his pants.
"Of course Y/N," She replies sweetly to you, who is currently unaware of the staring match going on. "I'll teach you everything you need to know...and more."
Childe doesn't know if that's a good or bad thing. Nor does he want to find out.
—
You ponder on what's taking him so long, more on edge than you usually are. Thankfully, Lisa basically pried your hair down from its usual up-do. Said something about how you can hide your lack of shits given as to not offend him.
Except you think you're giving more shits that you expected to. Why else would your heart be pounding so hard?
"What took you so long?" You sense him creeping up on you, ceasing his chance to pounce.
Childe groans playfully and slaps a hand over his face as he comes into view. "How'd you know?"
"You have a douche-styled gait." You reply as you remove your gaze off your phone to approach him.
He's prepared to shoot a witty reply, but it dies halfway through his throat when he procures a good look at you. Your hair frames your face elegantly, eyes shining despite the tiredness that's so clear, all complete with a cooling spring dress that hugs you just right.
Mouth going dry, he forgets how to speak the common tongue, unable to tear his gaze off your form.
You shift in place awkwardly. "Uh are you okay? Looking a little...blank."
"Sorry—sorry just thinking." Childe stumbles over his words like the complete idiot and a half he is, berating himself countlessly on the inside. He regains his confidence once he spots the light dust on your cheeks. "You ready for the best date ever?"
"The best date huh?" It's the first time you smile today, and he swears his heart leaps in his rib cage. You're the prettiest thing he's ever laid his eyes on. "I'm ready. I better not be disappointed."
"I wouldn't dare disappoint, girlie." He feigns mock offence as dramatically as possible. "I'll show you how to have some real fun. Cool keychain by the way, for good luck?"
It's one of the charms Chongyun urged you to carry with you at all times to keep all forms of evil away.
"Yeah...something like that."
The two of you ease into the walk in a relatively comfortable fashion, contributing with lively chatter and a few jabs here and there. It's not awkward at all, not like you thought it would be. Your nerves loosen up, mind diverting from the roots of the stress of high school.
"—And you won't believe what Kaeya did the other day. I'm telling you there's something wrong with him because that SoundCloud rapper wannabe Venti goaded him into birdboxing through the hallways at lunch."
"And the son of a bitch did it?"
"The son of a bitch did it." Childe confirmed, gasping through his laughs as the two of you converse in psychobabble. "And guess who he bumped into?"
You're choking in laughter, tears in your eyes as you hunch over and shake. "He didn't. Childe—no he didn't."
"Straightttt into Diluc. And he had the balls to feel him up because he thought he bumped into a hot bab—"
Childe crashes into a sturdy chest and stumbles backwards towards you, but manages to catch his balance midway. Both of you freeze when faced with a buff guy from another school, bandages on his fist and a crooked smirk on his face.
Fuck. You think. Classic high school cliché.
Realizing he can't risk the remainder of this date when it hasn't even begun, Childe raises a hand in apology, aiming to be the bigger person instead of socking the kid in the face.
"Sorry. I wasn't looking." He offers to the guy, but you can tell he isn't buying any of it. There are about four more kids who group, a setup that isn't going to end in your favour.
"Hey punk. You don't remember me?" The upperclassmen barks out, glaring holes into your date.
You deadpan towards Childe, but he's too is racking his brain to remember. Ends up shrugging with no recollection.
"I have a list of names but they're in my other pants." Shit, what an a-grade reply. Now you know you're done for. "Listen dude, I'm kind of on a date and the vibe is going great. Don't ruin it."
"It's a good thing she's here to watch then!" The guy yells, stomping so that he's right in-front of Childe, ready to pounce. "You humiliated me in front of my gang last week. I'm here to rip you a new one."
Childe blinks, tries to remember, and when he doesn't, he grabs a wad full of cash from the his Fanny pack and throws it at the guy's feet.
Everyone's eyes bulge out of their sockets, including yours at the amount of money placed there casually on the crack of the dirty sidewalk.
"Hopefully this is enough for the damages." Childe offers, aiming to not further escalate the situation albeit how pissed he is right now. If you weren't here...well that would be another, much more violent story.
With a soft tug, Childe brings you close and begins to pass the guy, until he's abruptly stopped by a hand gripping his shoulder tightly.
"I don't think so!" The guys barks, and his lackeys move to surround you two. "You gotta pay taxes too buddy." Oh he's getting way too comfortable now.
A feral smile grows on Childe's face as he looks over his shoulder. "Oh?"
"Yeah shithead." The guy seethes, puffing out his chest to size him up.
Childe itches for a fight. He can no longer keep in the urge and is just about ready to raise a heavy fist, but is beaten by the sound of a loud thwack, and then a painful groan following.
There you are, standing in front of the trembling asshole, spinning your crossbody bag in circles like it's a nunchuck in all it's glory. There's a deadly glint in your eyes, pure, unadulterated vexation in your features.
If Childe could fall for you any harder, it's probably happening now. In that exact moment, his heart beats in his ears uncontrollably, and there's nothing but raw adoration that piles up all at once.
You're an angel of destruction, a force not to be reckoned with, and shit, you're the eye of the fucking storm.
Fire courses through your veins as you pulverize the guy with your bag, swinging with such expertise it has Childe in awe. "He may be an absolute idiot for not remembering—"
"Hey girlie you're killing me here!" Your date snaps out of his astonishment temporarily.
"—but you don't get to call him a shithead, you asshole!" You snarl angrily, gripping the handle of your bag tightly, decking everyone that lunges at you, letting out strings of curses with every hit. Every hit sends a flock of them either stumbling back in pain, or knocked out completely.
Childe doesn't even get a chance to lift a finger by the time you're done violating them with your heavy ass pink bag. Stands there like an absolute loser.
"Apologize." You pant, prepared to send another flurry of attacks at the leader, who is crawling away with a battered face. "Apologize or I'll—I'll fucking Russian neck tie your ass."
"S-sorry!" The guy whimpers out and tries not to piss his pants at the threat.
Childe is still in too much shock at the whole ordeal to reply, short circuiting.
Another thirty seconds pass until he registers the smaller hand waving in front of his face. He catches your cold hand through his haze, brings it closer.
Running a free hand through his locks, he doesn't hide his astonishment. "You're fucking gorgeous, girlie." He whistles lowly, eyeing you with a new kind of regard.
"I-I uh." Your face is all shades of red by now, the adrenaline from kicking ass wearing down. "Let's go."
"How is that bag so heavy?" One of the fallen gasps out in pain, clutching his ribs as he trembles on the floor. "Like a buh-brick."
A part of your zipper in open, and Childe briefly peeks out of morbid curiosity. His jaw slackens. "Is that a...no, it can't be."
"It's a brick." You murmur guiltily, gnawing at your bottom lip. "Just in case." Fingers tentatively play with the straps.
Childe is head over heels by now, all smitten as a foreign warmth bubbles up in his throat, and he's just about sure he'll puke his heart out.
His next words are picked out carefully. "There's an underground fight club going on—"
You lock and aim for his right kidney.
Worth a try, Childe thinks.
"SIKE. Joking—joking. Just a joke." He insists, gloved hands raised by his ears in defence.
Clicking your tongue, you scowl and rush past him.
It hasn't even been an hour and it's been the most exciting date Childe's ever experienced. When he sees your lips twitch, he knows it's the same for you as well.
"Are we going or not?" You mumble, avoiding eye contact, a tinge of red still decorating your cheeks.
Childe crumbles into his hands at your deadly duality. One that comes for his enemies and one that comes straight for his heart.
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Rating Different Genshin Character Mains (from personal experience)
Albedo
8/10
Haven’t really met a lot of you
Very sweet
Ur ult is very pretty
Amber
8/10
Your damage oh my god
She’s so??? Cute??? And so are you???
We don’t tolerate Amber slander here
She’s lovely
Very lively people
Barbara
6.5/10
I do not like her myself but you’re all okay
How did you make her DPS how did you do it
When you guys stand there and she does her idle singing my heart swells a bit
Beidou
10/10
Kiss me Now
Your counter??? I’m so jealous I haven’t pulled her yet
I’m a Razor main so I’m like a mini you
You’re all so intimidating but it’s so much fun
Bennett
100/10
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
He’s my sub DPS so I’m a bit biased
You’re all so hot pun intended
Let me join your adventure team Please
Chongyun
10/10
My best friend is a Chongyun main and he terrifies me
YOUR DAMAGE IS INSANE
All of the ones I’ve played with carried me when fighting the Oceanid
All of you actually like spicy food
Diluc
20/10
YOU’RE SO SWEET
This one Diluc main just dragged me around Liyue showing me chest locations
First co-op partner I had
Your damage heart_eyes
Diona
8/10
Another main who carried me when fighting the Oceanid (this will be a reoccurring pattern)
Her idle when she yawns I love her
Stop running around so much
Fischl
7/10
Not really big on talking but get the job done
Not many opinions I haven’t met a lot of them
Hu Tao
10/10
My other best friend is a Hu Tao main
YOU’RE ALL SO FUCKING CUTE LET ME KISS YOU
Stop chasing Qiqi mains around Please
Almost all of the ones I’ve met can one shot bosses it scares me
Jean
???/10
Very differing opinions
I’ve met like, 3
I didn’t know holding her skill made her a vacuum
leave the Klee mains alone
Kaeya
Horny/10
All of the ones I’ve met just thirst over him
Amen honestly he’s hot
STOP FREEZING MY MONA PLEASE
Overall very nice people just... Please can we get this fight over with
Keqing
9/10
You’re all so sexy and intimidating
Her ult makes me jump
The Oceanid??? Doesn’t exist for you guys??? It’s gone in 10 seconds
Klee
10/10
TERRIFYING.
Okay story time for this one
A Klee main joined me to fight the Oceanid
They only had Klee and Zhongli out
THEY ONE SHOT THE FUCKING FLYING BIRDS
Stop setting the grass on fire
Lisa
KissMeNow/10
I haven’t met many but the ones I have? STEP ON ME PLEASE
You’re all like a diamond in the rough please I need to meet more of you
Nothing else to say please kiss me
Mona
???/10
I’ve only seen like, 2
HER ULT DAMAGE??? WHAT THE FUCK
She’s my sub dps/support yet I pale in comparison
Actually rich?? Like make it make sense
Ningguang
8/10
YOU’RE HOT KISS ME
Your damage is insane goddamn
Very sweet very kind
Intimidate me to no end
Noelle
15/10
HER DAMAGEEEEE YOU FEED HER SO WELL
You love her to death and so do I
You deserve the world you’re so sweet
Qiqi
9/10
Either are the sweetest person in the world or call her a loli 😐
If you call her a loli -100/10 you’re gross
If you don’t then heyyy, you’re so cool
The best healer
Razor
100/10
Hey twin how’ve you been
We’re so sexy
Give me your builds Now
Hand them over
Rosaria
9/10
She just came out??? How do you have her at Lv90???
HER ULT??? WHAT DID YOU FEED HER???
You’re all scary asf she just came out and she one shot all of the bosses
Kiss me tho
Sucrose
8/10
You’re all so sweet please talk more I don’t bite
I know I’m a Razor main but that’s besides the point
She’s??? DPS??? How did you make her DPS???
Better than Venti tbh
Tartaglia (Childe)
100/10
I’m down on one knee please marry me
I’m begging you Please give me your hand in marriage
YOU’RE ALL SO??? NICE???
AND HOT NOT TO MENTION HOT
I fell in love with a Childe main
Your damage is otherworldly goddamn
Traveler (Aether/Lumine)
10/10
The first time I saw a traveler main I stood there stunned
Your damage is insane.... what did you feed them
I didn’t even KNOW their ult did that
Lumine havers hmu I have Aether we can finish the game faster
Venti
8/10
Absolute gremlins
STOP RICKROLLING ME WITH THE LYRE
You’re all so mischievous
His ult is so cool, vacuum mmmmm
Put the lyre Away
Xiangling
?/10
I haven’t met any of you yet
I’m sure you’re all sweet
I’ve seen her ult it’s so cool
Xiangling mains hmu
Xiao
20/10
Kiss me
You’re all so cool it’s not fair
Your damage during his ult..... let me just stand over here and let you do your thing
STOP RUNNING SO FAST
Xingqiu
10/10
I love him sm this is biased
My favorite pairing is Razor and Xingqiu because their ults just do continuous electro dmg it’s so cool
Stop chasing the Chongyun mains Please
Xinyan
10/10
...Kiss me
Your damage is so sexy and her ult???
God you’re so cool
Take all of my violetgrass I don’t really need it anyway
Zhongli
10/10
You’re so??? cool??? Wtf it’s not fair
Your energy recharge is probably at like 200% because every 10 seconds I see a meteor fall from the heavens
Hand over your build Now
#genshin impact#genshin impact ratings#i’m not listing all the characters#if you find this hello#you’re all very cool
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i think about the dry desert air and a sanctuary up a path that wrapped around a little hill.
there’s a room where iridescent light glowed
where you can see that even light is not what it seems… hidden rainbow shades exposed via tiny prisms of glass with certain smooth edges carved into the white ceiling.
the sight of those strips on colorless benches that curved around the circular tile in the middle of the floor - forever seared into my memory for some reason. we prayed there. to a god i thought was only cultural, but actually it was all Spirit. something brought us there together. and to experience the depth of emotions in that container of intense transformation among those mountains as we grew into ourselves was clearly both a blessing and a goddamn curse.
funny how some things we remember forever with no particular rhyme or reason to it. i have died and buried myself a hundred times, and that happened to be one of the first trips. i have shed layers, lied, conjured, hidden, evolved, and really left entire versions of myself behind to survive.
“breathing is the foundation of yoga.” a latvian teacher whispered to us one night as we sprawled across the floor in the dark - candles lit and scattered in little corners.
i think about how ironic the whole experience was. so many memories i have buried deep down, and i often wonder how much i will never remember again. do other people feel this way about their adolescence?
my father regretted me going to that school.
i am undecided. ever-ambivalent. the duality of beautiful memories and connections that are equally capable of tugging at the most sensitive of heartstrings. i wish i wasn’t in so much pain growing up, but don’t we all? …wait - do we?
the human experience has trademarked so many things like traumas and collective existential despair,
but also hope, love, lust, dreams, poetry, longing, rebellion, rock & roll and deep connection.
(i stopped romanticizing life the same time i got off tumblr, but there is so much material now.)
wasteland, badlands, far-away lands,
mexico, arizona, santa fe, taos,
ghost ranch, the twenty-seven club, the traveler’s cafe.
salvation army. spic & span.
fear & loathing in las vegas. but not in nevada.
what a wild southwest dream.
the fact that i could have been much more brutally honest haunts me.
the fact that we actually discussed how misleading it was. the fact that my ego didn’t allow my tone to reflect my pain, because i was so used to putting up a fucking front… i couldn’t have survived telling the truth. i was too fragile to be fragile.
wow - welcome to life as we know it now.
shit got so fucking real.
the things i would do to go back and redo it all knowing what i know now.
i know exactly the moment.
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it is a great ask game, right?! how about journey to the west and mcog?
thank you!! i do love this ask game!
jttw
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) - like it's safe to say that any given day i am thinking about wukong, every version and every adaptation of him is a truly mindblowing character. i just love him so much T.T but bajie is my blorbo too, but only and specifically the 1996 version of him. like you can't imagine how much time i spend just thinking about that guy!! rotating him in my mind like a rotisserie chicken! how many notes i have in my phone filled with my thoughts about him sdfhhsdhjk
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) - wujing. friend shaped cannibal river demon. i also want to adopt him as a little brother tbh
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) - white dragon horse. i wish we got more of him, he's got so much potential! like where are his badass moments (he's a freaking dragon!!!) what is his role in the team family dynamic? i just need more of bailong in my life
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) - idk i'm always just so happy to see nezha!! i always go !!!!!!!!
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) - bajie. i could fix him, i could make him worse, i could be his best friend, etc. this is new for me btw, because my faves usually tend to be absolutely morally good rays of sunshine. and then here's this guy. i love him so much. honorary mention to the 1996 version of him, which i personally consider the pinnacle of the "letting one of your main heroes fuck up so majorly that it seems impossible to come back from, then bring them back from it" kind of redemption arc
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) - sdglfjhkfdjfd tripitaka. sorry dude. he's also underrated fave btw, but i would want to torture him. just a little.
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) - idk but if it was wukong, that would be so fricking funny. i think he would just wreck the place and be fine lmao
mcog
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) - tao tao tao. that kid resonated with me so deeply. i have no explanation for it, it just happened, like he's on screen and my mind just goes "hmmm much to think about"
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) - like honestly, esteban. he's the baby of the group and a literal ray of sunshine. i love him T.T
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) - i wanna say athanaos but he's mostly just underappreciated and underutilized by the narrative, when he could be a really cool character. also pedro and sancho, like actually they are trying their goddamn best!! uncles of the year tbh!!!!
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) - tian li my beloved. i really really love him
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) - there are no poor little meow meows in this show???
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) - ah, ambrosius die bitch challenge. i am still so mad at him. i think that's kinda the point of cartoon villains.
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) - i want to say ambrosius again. die bitch challenge!!!!
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Itadakimasu~! Time for another great Sunday lunch with our Cure friends~! Today I'm having a couple slices of leftover pizza. And what a crap pizza it is. Very flat and floppy, the cheese is all off, the pepperoni is weak... I don't even know who made it, the box it came in just said "Pizza!" And let me tell you, microwaving it just made me real sad.
Anyways, Spoilers, I guess...
-Chururin, the world's deadliest serial killer.
-CureSta seems a lot less terrible than the real thing, I tell you what.
-Wǒ ài lāmiàn~! I'd argue that the professional kind is worth moving straight to the Far East for.
-Mem-Mem,,,
-Member's Only Churro Kururun Glutten Free Meme Dragon.
-Hanamichi~! Good to see you.
-That's a whole-ass panda.
-I rarely order ramen from actual restaurants, and I'm personally more of an udon kinda guy anyway, but last year, I ordered a bowl of noodles from a semi-local sushi place with shio broth, bamboo shoots, spinach, a whole boiled egg, and some narutomaki. Now I'm told that the perfect compliment to any perfectly crafted bowl of noodles is a beer, but I couldn't buy any at the time, so...
-Yui Nagomi, a connoisseur fluent in the art of noodle.
-Ran's dad lookin' pretty DILF-y, ngl. Kinda looks like Tao Pai Pai from Dragon Ball though. Makes sense, considering Toei Animation, but...
-The passion in the art of fine cuisine is nothing to be ashamed of.
-Ramen Fairy~! They bring
-Chururin~!
-Mari-chan, she's already seen the Recipeppi, I don't think covering poor Mem-Mem's gonna do much.
-Oyone :O
-Do ALL the old people in this town know each other?
-Act natural, Mem-Mem. Ran won't suspect a thing.
-Panda Get!
-Dwagon...
-Oh yeah, there's a ton of fairies! Mermaids too! And aliens, and time travel! Robots too!
-Ran's got poise!
-The power of love for cuisine...
-God, Gentle is like... peak character design.
-And yes, I'm calling her Gentle. "Jentoru" is that word written in katakana, Gentlu is a stupid romanization, Crunchyroll sucks, moving on.
-I guess they wouldn't show up in a public library, even in a food-devoted town like this.
-PRESIDENT AMANE IS GENTLE :O
-I mean, it's not that big a twist, considering how similar their designs are, but damn.
-...Cure Gentle confirmed?
-We're having a sale~!
-Working for a day, huh?
-Damn, I've got a hankerin' for ramen now. Even the cheap stuff feels like a gentle mid-summer kiss if you use the right ingredients!
-Ramen Musume. Coming soon to HiDive.
-Mem-Mem said "Peace out, yo."
-We're gonna share an asswhoopin!
-He go zoom.
-Oh man, I just realized. It's not just the food that suffers, it's business too!
-Beat 'em up, Ram!
-Ohhhhhh, bringin' up the price. That's cruel.
-Oh c'mon Mari, she's been working all day and has been getting tossed around for like five minutes. She's earned a big fuck-off bowl of premium ramen.
-Yeeeeeah, that's right Mari! Kokone too!
-Hanyaaaa~!
-Fuck 'em up, sweetie!
-Get 'er!
-Daaaamn, Mem-Mem got some fire!
-Mega sized rarity!
-Yum-Yum Dragon! Are you ready? Wake up burning! Get Yum-Yum Dragon! Yeah~!
-Cure Yum-Yum is the funniest and cutest goddamn name I've ever heard.
-Ohhhh, she got slashes!
-Traingles, Circles, and now Lines... Geometry.
-Well, two seems like the minimum Cure number, so...
-They're all together now!
-Yui-pyon~! Koko-pi~! Yep, definitely OT3 material.
-Marippe~!
-Our gurl is an influencer! ...I sure hope she doesn't find herself in cancellation range.
-Mmm... pineapple juice. Great for immune system health and heart rates.
-A tour of the town, huh? That sounds like a great time! I hope nothing wacky or uncharacteristic happens~!
-Man, PreCure towns just seem like the best place to be in the world, no matter the season, huh? ...the travel blog potential must be incredible.
-Alright, I uh... wound up getting a real hankerin' for some ramen, but I'll be coming back later today for Revice content! Probably over dinner, judging by the way my schedule currently looks right now.
#delicious party precure#depapre#delicious party pretty cure#if you receive a little kindness give them a large serving!#pretty cure#precure
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heartstopper s1e6 live reaction post
OH HES LOOKING FOR QUEER MOVIES MY BABY SON
sarah absolutely WOULD love mamma mia
OF COURSE BISEXUAL LITTLE NICK WOULD BE OBSESSED WITH PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
I'M LOSING MY MIND HE IS THE MOST BISEXUAL OF ALL BISEXUALS
darcy is the most wonderful human
I THINK I HAVE A CRUSH ON TAO
DARCY AND TARA IN THE MUSIC ROOM
"I think truham and higgs should just combine into a giant school" honestly though
I'm saying this as an Absolute Lesbian™
I love how much they get tiny gen z queer voices in this show 😭 gays never shut up about being gay and I love that tara and darcy are all loud about it because uh YES you are LESBIANS
"would you like a kiss?" "wow"
IT'S A GOOD SUGGESTION!!!!!
their chemistry is truly OFF the FUCKIN charts god I'm so thankful for kit and joe
my bisexual ass is sobbing with nick don't mind me
LITTLE TARA AND LITTLE NICK OH MY GOSH MY BABIES
OMG WE FOUND ANOTHER ONE
HAPPY TO HELP? LNFLSJFSLFJSKFJDL
how is nick this goddamn precious isn't it like illegal for someone to be this fuckin cute and adorable and sweet and HIMBO
listen. listen to me. tori spring is the best character in this entire universe. i would die for tori.
ya, um
that's a whole 5 minute pause because the second nick flipped charlie i felt my heart rate drop and i can't be doing this my cardiovascular health is already at risk
I am going to be rewatching that for the foreseeable future though
yeah no hold on I'm rewatching that scene lmao
they're SO. FUCKING. CUTE.
no I can't breathe that is the sweetest thing I've seen in my ENTIRE LIFE good LORD I'm so thankful for alice oseman and their brain when they conceived nick and charlie as characters so that I could enjoy that scene today at 5:30 am on no sleep whatsoever
CHARLIE'S LITTLE JUMPS
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CHARLIE SPRING
new official nick x charlie x tara x darcy team name is meddling gays
I am obsessed with darcy mentioning she's gay at any opportunity it's legitimately the most relatable part of this show
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK THEY'RE SO CUTE
DARCY IS MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING
I am obsessed with nick's "wow" I hope someone makes a compilation of them
TRIPLE DATE?
MONTHS OF INTENSE PINING elle is a wonderful friend
I REALLY LOVE YOU
I fuckin love how much nick just wants to support charlie at all times we love a Supportive Boyfriend™
OH MY GOSH THE MUSIC ROOM TARCYYYYYYYY
😌 you seem gay enough for me 😌
HOMOPHOBIA!
THANKS BOY I KISSED ONE TIME! NO PROBLEM GIRL I KISSED ONE TIME!
PROUDEST BOYFRIEND EVER!!!!!!!!!!
yo what the FUCK nick is the most precious tiny human in this planet i would die for you nick nelson
my review: i love it when gay people are being gay, and also nick and charlie are the most superior
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heartstopper episode 6 thoughts
-queer people 🤝 pirates of the caribbean
-the amount of taradarcy we get this episode is everything to me
-also i love that alice has another cameo as one of the profile pictures that comments on tara's instagram post
-last remaining braincell jokes are such queer friend group jokes and i can't explain how or why
-darcy's as forgetful as i am, and im also an absolute lesbian. i need to start carrying anti homophobia cheese
-✨oh look, guess i'm gay now✨
-nellie just chilling on the blanket as nick and charlie be really gay: 👀
-nick's figuring out he's bi storyline is so refreshing, i feel like so many bi people felt so seen
-i need more of nick and tara being besties in season 2 i love them
-"oh my god we found another one" - my friend group getting bigger and gayer since lockdown
-i also love that this show understands that the token straight friend is a more accurate trope than the token queer friend, we gays flock together before we even realise
-the scene where nick tells charlie he told tara and darcy about them is honestly one of my favourite scenes, the staring beforehand, the way charlie's so proud of him, the hug!!! and the lighting is just so <333 this scene is so fucking pretty i love it
-can we appreciate that nick wears the same hoodie charlie borrowed on the snow date pretty much every time he goes to charlies house after that
-charlie's little happy dance <333
-an underappreciated moment is the smile on nick's face at darcys "we're such meddling gays i love it" message, he's just so happy to have other queer friends who understand him
-milkshake date scene my beloved
-nick's little "yeah!" and the way he smiles at charlie this mf is so in love
-the awkward silence when tao goes over to them 😭
-OKAY NICK TELLING ELLE IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SCENES. the way Charlie looks at him so proudly after nick says triple date, he knows what he's gonna say and he's just so happy, then nick's completely-in-love smile at charlie and elle's reaction and ugh their friend group is everything to me
-"aww i love you too!" not like that tao, ur so oblivious
-FUCK THE LESBOPHOBES IN THE ORCHESTRA I WANNA KICK THEIR SHINS IN
-how no one catches on when charlie's literally holding nick's hands teaching him to play the drums and they're right in the sunlight, they rly don't understand subtlety at all
-"i just like being with you" CUT TO CHARLIE EXPLAINING HIS DREAM GUY TO TORI IN EPISODE 1 AND LITERALLY SAYING SOMEONE WHO JUST LIKES BEING WITH HIM
-the taradarcy scene in the music room makes me cry, i love tara so goddamn much. it's also so refreshing to see lesbian characters call themselves lesbian and talk about the stigma around the word rather than just ignoring it
-flirting with her is also one of my fav soundtrack pieces!!
-**gets interrupted kissing girlfriend** "homophobia!!" this show got queer humour right
-was tao really so far behind he didn't see nick and charlie holding hands or is he really that dumb and oblivious
-NICK AND CHARLIE SMILING AT EACH OTHER RIGHT BEFORE THE CONCERT STARTS THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME
#this episode is my favourite#just all the characters and relationships are everything to me#also i was gonna continue this last night#but then i found my lipstick had melted and leaked in my tote bag#and gotten on my heartstopper volumes 2-4 books#so i cried and had a whole breakdown over it#anyway#heartstopper#heartstopper liveblog#heartstopper netflix#nick and charlie#tara and darcy#tao and elle
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May 6, 2021: The Martian (2015) (Recap: Part Two)
Man, this movie’s pretty great so far.
It’s holding up to what I remember from the book, which I also really enjoyed. I highly recommend the audiobook, by the way. 100% you should check that out.
Anyway, back to it! Here’s Part One for you!
Recap (2/2)
The airlock EXPLODES due to a hole and decompression. Not only is his suit kinda fucked, but the farm in the Hab is ruined. All of the crops die, cutting down his time to 606 days, long before a mission will reach them with supplies. Time is now far shorter than it should be. But despite this, NASA and JPL get together to get a probe to Mark sooner rather than later.
Mark manages to fix the Hab, but he’s now pretty fucked indeed. It’s also considerably expensive and dangerous to launch a new probe. But Teddy decides to forego safety inspections for it in order to expediate the process. Which is not a good idea, but still what they’re doing. And amidst all of that, we meet Rich Purnell (Donald Glover), an astrodynamicist that works at JPL, who comes up with a breakthrough. I’m sure we’ll get back to him later.
I hope it’s good, because the rocket launch goes QUITE poorly, as the probe, called Iris, explodes in mid-air, destroying hope for support to Mark. And this means, well...Mark’s done. He’s basically resigned himself to death on the desolate red planet. He writes a letter to Lewis about this, asking him to go to his parents after he dies, and give them a very heartfelt goodbye message. It’s heartbreaking.
Now, we go to China, where scientists for the China National Space Administration Zhu Tao (Chen Shu) and Guo Ming (Eddy Ko) secretly plot to get booster rockets to the Americans in order to help them make another probe in order to Mark.
Rich, meanwhile, makes his way to Kapoor and proposes a plan to save Mark: by getting the Hermes BACK to Mars. The Hermes is the pick-up ship that the Ares III crew is currently on, heading back to Mars. Rich suggests using Earth’s gravity to essentially slingshot the ship BACK to Mars to pick-up Mark. However, Teddy completely rejects the idea, as it poses considerable risk to the Ares III astronauts. And Mitch is PISSED. And right after, the instructions are somehow leaked to the crew, putting the decision in their hands. And they agree to do it, unanimously and without question, despite the technical mutiny as well as the extra time in space.
It’s pretty obvious that it’s Mitch who leaked the plans and caused this, leading to Teddy firing him AFTER this dangerous mission is completed. The plan set in motion, the two separate teams work on two separate planets in order to plan this maneuver successfully. The astronauts on Hermes tell their families of their extended stay in space, and the Iris is planned for launch and interception with the ship. And all of that is a rousing success. And now...now for the hard part.
After over a year on Mars, Mark’s been through a hell of a lot of shit. Now visibly thinner and sporting a beard, Watney gets into the Rover to make his way to the Schiaparelli crater, where he’ll use the Ares IV mission launcher to meet up with the Hermes in space. He notes that, as Mars is legally international waters and he’s stealing a ship outside of express legal orders, making him a space pirate. Which is badass, and I love it so much. Mark AKA Captain Blondebeard, takes the 90-day journey to the crater.
On Earth, we now face a different issue: how to get Mark onto the Hermes from Mars. The Hermes can’t enter Mars’ orbit and still get back home. Which means that Mark’s gonna have to meet them in the ship (called the MAV) above Mars’ orbit. However, to do that, they need to strip the MAV of parts to make it faster, and this includes the controls, and the entire front of the ship. Yeah. Terrible option, but the only one they have. And so, despite Mark’s understandable hesitation, they move forward with the plan to strip the ship and remove all of its parts.
The Hermes crew also prepares, as the plan is to essentially catch Watney in mid-orbit. And on Earth, the entire world is watching as the day arrives. It’s a big moment, and a scary one at that. Before the leaves, Watney shaves, and he boards the ship. As the MAV launches into orbit, with nothing between Watney and space but a canvas tarp, Watney begins to cry in fear and happiness for leaving the planet. But in the launch, the tarp flies off, and while the ship launches into space, Watney passes out in the process, due to the increased Gs. But the Hermes is too far away to grab him, leading to Commander Lewis to use boosters to get to the MAV, at some risk.
Intercept distance is fixed, but the speed is now a problem. Lewis now makes a MASSIVE risk: purposefully breach the ship to create enough explosive decompression to launch the ship in the right direction to get them better aligned and lessen the problem of velocity. This will also allow Beck to use a tether to grab Mark on the outside. Despite this being an ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE idea, Vogel makes a bomb to cause the decompression. As Beck sets it, Johanssen kisses his helmet, which is cute.
But it’s still not enough, and they won’t be close enough to grab Mark at this velocity. Lewis gets in her own suit, and replaces Beck so as not to lose another crew member. The bomb blows, an the propulsion of the escaping internal atmosphere pushes the ship to get to the right speed to get to Mark. Lewis is hooked up to a tether, and propels down towards the AV. But STILL, it isn’t close enough! So, Mark breaches his suit in his hands, and uses the escaping atmosphere to blast himself forward like Iron Man. And despite a near miss...
It works! IT FUCKING WORKS! And I knew it would, but GODDAMN!!! This is a beautiful reunion! I and the world celebrate Mark’s rescue, and it’s genuinely tearjerking for me. My God, this is fantastic. After 560 days...Mark is finally going home. And from there, on Earth five years later, a now-recovered Mark teaches astronaut candidates about how to survive in space, were they ever to wind up in the same situation that he’s in. And let’s be honest, he’s uniquely qualified for this position. The Ares V mission is about to launch, with Martinez on board. The Chinese scientists, also working with NASA officially now, watch on.
Lewis and Vogel watch on with their families; Johanssen and Beck watch as Johanssen gives birth to their first child together; Teddy, Vincent, Annie, and Mindy watch on from NASA, as Bruce and Rich (working with them now) also celebrate the successful launch at JPL. And Watney...Watney’s alive.
...This movie got snubbed, huh?
I’ll look into what it lost against...in the Review! See you there!
#the Martian#ridley scott#matt damon#jessica chastain#kristen wiig#jeff daniels#sean bean#michael pena#chiwetel ejiofor#benedict wong#science fiction may#sci-fi may#user365#365 movie challenge#365 movies 365 days#365 Days 365 Movies#365 movies a year#userrobin#whatelsecanwedonow#usershrimp
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exo masterlist
all full length scenarios + drabbles can be found here for exo.
please do not plagiarize any of my works!
note: former members (luhan, kris, tao) can be found in a separate masterlist featuring solo artists. also added in a cut b/c this is really long LMAO
♡ - tina’s faves
[ updated as of 5/17/2020 ]
E X O S C E N A R I O S
all that matters || angst
home ♡ || china line ft. parents; angst
qui gagné? || casino au ft. xiuchenkai; general, slightly suggestive
O P T I O N A L B I A S
melodic memories || non-idol au; angst
sentimental || non-idol au; angst
X I U M I N
Scenarios
reminiscence || mama au; angst
seraphic ♡ || blind!xiumin x reader; fluff
snowflake || fluff!
Drabbles
“science motherfucker”
“i am not cute goddamn it I am intimidating”
“i absolutely despise the heat”
“let’s try that again. maybe without sneezing this time.”
“oh, there’s that creep. quick, hold my hand and he might not come here.”
truth [ werewolf!xiumin ]
“i thought you trusted me...” [ mafia au?? rivals?? idk ]
S U H O
Scenarios
childhood ♡ || merman!suho x reader; romance, angst
dream girl || highschool au; fluff, slight crack?
perfection || university au; angst, general
Series
soulmate au :: [1] [2]
Everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate.
Drabbles
forehead kiss + “i missed you” kiss
“call me when you get home”
“i don’t care” [ policeman!suho ]
“you don’t know how it’s like to love someone who sees you as a friend...”
“goddamn it, why are you so sweet”
“sweetie, I appreciate the thought, but I meant a 50c package of reeses, I didn’t need the whole candy aisle”
“why are you in a tree”
“what are you talking about? i am very mature” + “it-it’s nothing, but my favourite character just died...”
L A Y
Scenarios
cold hands || fluff!!
for you || fluuuff
Drabbles
awkward kiss
jealous kiss
“can I have this dance?”
“you are so important to me”
late night drives
“you smell nice. did you know that?”
“you smell nice. did you know that?” (this one’s different lol)
never again [ vampire!lay ]
to rest in peace [ ghost!lay ]
“no, I didn’t fall in love with you just to lose you” + “you don’t know how it’s like to love someone who sees you as a friend...”
B A E K H Y U N
Blurbs
[ why i chose you ]
Scenarios
fragments || non idol au; angst
friends || fluff, slight angst
mistakes || highschool au; general
i’m here || college au; angst
Series
soulmate au :: [1] [2] [3] [4] ONGOING
A mark appears where your soulmate touches you.
Drabbles
“do you need water? a snack? maybe a hot bath?”
“your brother just left with a 24-pack of bud ready to party, and we’re sitting in front of the TV with Netflix and fancy cheese”
“you look...”
poolside fun! [ lifeguard!baekhyun ]
“i’ll beat you at this game one day”
“you smell nice. did you know that?”
“stop leaving sticky notes everywhere”
“don’t be stupid, i’m not leaving you”
“i’m not what you think i am” [ werewolf!baekhyun ]
C H E N
Blurbs
[ the choice of a spirit ]
Scenarios
affection || non-idol au; fluffery fluff
better late than never ♡ || normal verse!au; angst, bit of fluff
cheerleader || highschool au; fluff
hold me tight, don’t let me go || biker au; romance
light bulbs || neighbour au; fluff, slight crack
nevermore || non-idol au; angst
voicemail ♡ ♡ || highschool au; a n g s t
Series
soulmate au :: [1] [2] [3]
Where people age until age 18, and then stop aging until they meet their soulmate so they can age together.
Drabbles
kiss in the rain
kiss on the forehead
“i almost lost you” kiss
“wow”
“go back to sleep”
“what? are you jealous or something?”
“i don’t know whether to kiss you or punch you”
“i’m very busy right now and you’re distracting me”
“i am not cute goddammit I am intimidating”
sneaking out
late night walks on the beach
“who said you could take a cold shower, especially without me?”
picnics in the car!
“...why are you in a tree”
“shut up i’m tanning”
“your hands are warm”
“...is that... is that my shirt”
be sorry for your sins [ mama au ]
“babe... we have a whole hour by ourselves...”
“wait a minute, are you being nice to me? but it isn’t my birthday”
“you may be the love of my life, but there is no way in hell am I wearing that”
“this is all your fault, genius”
false guesses [ mafia au ] ♡
“no trust me, I am the dev- shut up, I am not adorable”
C H A N Y E O L
Scenarios
adorable || college au; fluff
cute^2 || non-idol au; fluff
it’s okay || angst
they don’t know || highschool au; angst, fluff
what is love || non-idol au; angst
Drabbles
angry kiss
“sorry I made you wait”
“here, take my jacket”
“you don’t know how it’s like to love someone who sees you as a friend...” + “do you know how hard i’m trying not to kiss you right now?”
“i just got out from babysitting and I am having my tubes tied immediately”
“see, this is why we’re together. no one else could handle our terrible puns”
“do we need lessons on how ziploc bags work?”
sneaking out + concert night
summer shopping spree
“no stop being cute right now i’m trying to be productive”
“one more pun and you’re sleeping on the couch tonight”
“this isn’t exactly the best place for a makeout session, but i’m open to anything”
“could you stop being so damn stubborn and let me help you?” + “I swear; if you die, i’ll kill you” [ mafia au ]
“what are you talking about? i am very mature”
“you may be the love of my life, but there is no way in hell am I wearing that”
“you and I came wearing matching/couple costumes and now everyone thinks we’re dating?? but shit, you’re cute, can I have your number?”
K Y U N G S O O
Scenarios
best friend || highschool au; angst
home || pure f l u f f
proper farewell ♡ || fluff, angst
sweet kisses || fluff
unfair || highschool au; romance, fluff
Series
soulmate au :: [1] [2] [3]
You don’t remember anything from your past life, but your soulmate does.
Drabbles
kiss on the forehead
“you can never have too many fans”
“why the fuck is it so hot outside” + “who said you could have a cold shower, especially without me?”
ice cream dates + late night drives
“...why are you in a tree” [ dad!ksoo uwu ]
ice cream dates
“don’t be stupid, i’m not leaving you”
masquerade party
“run away. now” [ vampire!ksoo ]
K A I
Blurbs
[ a bliss with every breath. ]
Scenarios
oh, right || fluffery fluff f l u f f
serenade no.1 ♡ || kingdom au; fluff
sleepy ♡ || f l u f f
sweatshirt || college au; fluff, slight slight angst
thank you || fluff, romance
you did it || non-idol au; fluff, angst angst
Drabbles
jealous kiss
“sorry i’m late”
“can you hold me?”
“everything hurts and i’m dying, but i’m not pregnant this month so that’s nice”
“who said you could take a cold shower, especially without me?”
“...is that... is that my shirt”
not like him [ vampire!kai]
“no, I didn’t fall in love with you just to lose you”
S E H U N
Blurbs / Timestamps
[ 9:54 pm ]
Scenarios
confession overdue ♡ || non-idol au; fluff, angst
night out (on memory lane) || highschool au; romance
polaroid || college au; romance, angst
spontaneous || highschool au; romance
why || non-idol au; a n g s t
Drabbles
kiss on the neck
“wait a minute, are you drunk?”
“science motherfucker”
“remind me why i’m dating you again. please”
“you may want to hide the alcohol because I may die from how much and how badly I want to drink right now”
“i am not cute goddammit I am intimidating”
“see, this is why we’re together. no one else could handle our terrible puns”
“shut up i’m tanning”
“...i’ll sleep on the couch with you”
“i love you more than you love me”
“my horoscope says no”
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