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#i posted this on my main blog
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Studio recording of I'm Not A Loser
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mmavverickk · 2 years
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aight mothers and fuckers of the jury we’re doin' just-shower-thoughts pjo edition: a lot of fics have fluff and couples being domestic and doing stuff like showering together and that's great and all but percabeth would just. not do this. 
not for any angsty reason; percy just tends to somehow sync his shower temperature with that of the nearest ocean ("frigid," annabeth says, "this water is frigid, you absolute heathen.") and annabeth can and will try to match her shower temperature with that of the earth's core ("what am i, a lobster?" percy asks. "i will not let you boil me and serve me as a main course.")
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wrenderart · 5 months
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I made this a couple of months ago but. hack your 3ds. do it right now.
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cozylittleartblog · 9 months
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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ooo yeah classic werewolf in a weird pose
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sqlatoon · 1 year
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the NEW new squidbeak splatoon
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math-memes · 4 months
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
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I want you whipped into shape!
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nonranghaes · 1 year
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chris buries his face in his hands, hiding his reddening cheeks. “stoooop,” he whines out, “they’re getting too cringe.”
“baby. baby,” you reach out for him, still clutching your phone in one hand, “hey. are you french?”
he peeks at you, dodging any attempt for you to hold him. “i don’t want to know where you’re going with this--”
“because eiffel for you.”
another loud groan of embarrassment while you continue to giggle. “it’s not funny! you’re not funny!”
“you’re turning red!”
“because you’re not funny!”
you continue to scroll through the page, smiling hard enough that your cheeks hurt. “chris. are you a chicken--”
“--stop--”
"because you’re im-peck-able.”
“why do i love you.” he looks up, voice flat, despite how red his neck and ears have become. he buries his face in his hands again, letting out a muffled yell.
“chris... you know what’s on the menu today?”
he looks up, waiting for the awful second part to come.
“me-n-u.”
“i hate you.” he reaches out, pulling you closer. “i hate you,” he repeats, “why are you doing this to me?”
“because,” you giggle, leaning in for a quick peck, “you looooove me.”
... yeah. that’s it. he pulls you in closer, planting a longer kiss against your lips. he looooooves you and your silly pick-up lines.
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useful-boy · 1 year
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So a friend told me about Maushold today and I knew immediately what I had to do
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mycherrycola · 3 months
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I need to stay off Ghost twitter lmao
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caitlyn-kirammans · 3 months
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SAILOR MOON S: Episode 3 - 「素敵な美少年?天王はるかの秘密」 ↳ "If we stop now, who's going to conquer the Formula 1 world in the future?"
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basslinegrave · 2 months
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bedtime cuddles
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thaddwen · 6 months
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"I hope you like a kiss with teeth, druid..."
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slasherz · 1 year
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killing you with hammers stimboard
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idea from this post x
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pillowspace · 5 months
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sometimes writing fanfiction means completely mentally renovating a building's layout so your plans can even remotely make sense in it and that's okay
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