Me and the bros meeting up for a game of Uno
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Doctor 10.5 or smth idk I haven't seen NuWho
im so- what is this HORROR- i dont,, i dont like it starry
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*chanting even louder* PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT
Despite her terror, Sansa pressed further. "But you might be mistaken?"
Deziel gave Sansa a pregnant look, then stiffened.
"Her Grace is right," he said smoothly. "You said yourself that the test is not as reliable if the limbs are not relaxed. My lady was tense as a lance, as I recall, thanks to the severity of the pain. And it could not have helped matters that the swelling was so pronounced already."
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Sarah Steel looked at Benzaiten Steel and went "is anyone going to murder that" then didn't wait for an answer
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"average boyfriend gets into 3 tragic but unlikely accidents a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average boyfriends get into 0 tragic but unlikely accidents a year. Tumblr's collective boyfriend, Georg, who lives in a perpetual state of torment at the hands of his gigantic online polycule, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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Buck Buckley in the Multiverse If Sadness
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Sink.
Addicted.
am i addicted to my sink?
... i mean, i use it a lot. like. . . a lot. I don't even shut off the faucet when i brush my teeth bc i like the sink to fill up real high and play chicken with the drain... and then there's the kitchen sink... i pile everything into that and...i don't know what i'd do without sink. i... wait...
o.m.g. i AM addicted to my sink!
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@hearthofvesta i'm sorry you willed this into existance
"If i was a shape shifting alien hell bent on world domination would you still like me? Or is world domination a bigger red flag than a professional murderer?"
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“Not even I can cleanse the sin found here.”
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“The Left Behind Club accepts everyone, even losers and lezzies” so that’s why Santana also goes
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it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men
i won't argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree
i have long accepted that i am weird
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Out out, Mister Goofums. A fear submitted by Lauren to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!
You can find original artwork or commission portraits in my shop!
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fuck nasty!Ghost who shows you how much he misses you.
You were out running errands, leaving Simon, home from his latest deployment, to his own devices. All was going well—so you thought—until you heard the telltale ping of your phone and saw that he had texted you.
Simon probably needed you to pick something up for him on the way home. Mm. Doable. You opened the text under that innocent assumption.
And you know what they say about making assumptions.
Because right there in front of your very eyes was a picture of underwear. Your underwear. Your favorite pair of underwear. Your favorite pair of underwear you'd been searching for while you were getting dressed this morning.
They were covered in cum. Simon's cum.
You receive another text not even a second later: Miss you, sweetheart.
It was a miracle you didn't drop your phone.
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