#idk what this post is lmao

[herosugarsmoved]

" REMEMBER, HYDRATE! "

" OR DIE STRAIGHT"

#i forgot to drink water all day so here #idk what this post is lmao #i kind of want to get sushi... #but seriously drink water don't be me don't be an idiot with a headache #- i am an idiot who had a headache until i drank water

[mystical-cinnamoon]

I feel like we need to stop telling people to try their best. or at least change/clarify the meaning of "best".

Bc like... honestly you shouldn't be trying your best. it seems like that means putting in maximum effort, and if you "try your best" at everything, you'll get burnt out and maybe more.

Try your best if "best" means reasonable. a reasonable, but good, amount of effort. work hard but not your hardest. Because if you always "try your best" at everything every time you do anything while the meaning is maximum effort it will cause problems

#shower thoughts #idk what this post is lmao

[inkskinned]

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

[kayawolfhorse]

Discuss

#this isn’t necessarily based on creature or sanity levels it’s what would be funniest for the Bit #also the idea of muppet & human duos is amusing to me. false and ren. pearl and gem. bdubs and etho. do you see it #zed and cub as unethical scientists is fun it’d be solid enrichment for them both #mumbo is equal parts muppet and man. maybe he’s a muppet that got turned into a guy idk #mumbo being over the line vs under it doesn’t mean anything i just ran out of room and didn’t feel like changing it btw lmao #kaya posts #hermitcraft #1k

[g-a-r-o]

*radioactive by imagine dragons starts playing*

YOU'RE LISTENING TO

*radioactive by imagine dragons continues playing*

RADIOACTIVE BY IMAGINE DRAGONS FM

*radioactive by imagine dragons continues playing*

WHERE WE PLAY RADIOACTIVE BY IMAGINE DRAGONS, RADIOACTIVE BY IMAGINE DRAGONS, AND MORE RADIOACTIVE BY IMAGINE DRAGONS

*radioactive by imagine dragons continues playing*

THIS ISN'T SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LISTEN TO IMAGINE DRAGONS' STATION

*Ravel's Boléro plays uncut for the next 17 minutes*

#196 #rule #shitpost #imagine dragons #bolero #lmao Idk what else has ever been postes under the bolero tag and I'm not clicking it to find out

[heavendraven]

so I finally got around to reading bram stoker's dracula (1897)

#my art #dracula #bram stoker's dracula #jonathan harker #harkula #I'm sorry for the sketch dump #I was going to finish this and then several weeks passed lmao #but I felt it was a waste to not at least share the progress #idk what I'm doing anymore #point and laugh this artist keeps drawing suggestive things but is too shy to post them

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “things they say that makes my heart melt and my knees weak” prompts 

“I can kiss you forever,” Character B murmurs. “Yeah?” Character A says, laughing a little, only to stop when Character B leans in and presses a kiss against their cheek. “Yeah,” Character B says, “Yeah, I can. You think I’m lying?” (As I said, forever ingrained in my brain. I cannot fucking believe this isn’t just fictional shit characters in books/fics say-) 

“You make me so happy.”

“I’m just… Happy for your existence, y’know?”

“You’re going to have to teach me so many things because I’m not familiar with any of this.” “Okay. So… What do you want me to teach you? Where should we start?”

“Here, put your hand under my shirt. It’s more comfortable that way,” Character B says as they lift their shirt slightly, encouraging Character A to slip their hand underneath and letting their warm palm rest against their bare skin. 

“You’re so cute.”

“You’re so adorable.”

“You’re so comfy and cozy.”

“You’re so warm and cuddly.”

“You smell so good,” Character B whispers as they continue to litter kisses down Character A’s jaw and neck, revelling in the noises Character A lets involuntarily slip out of their mouth. 

“Mm, I think you’re the one who wants more cuddles,” Character B murmurs, pulling Character A back into their arms. “Nah, I think you’re the one who wants that. I mean, look at you,” Character A teases, settling comfortably in their arms. 

“Why don’t you try kissing my neck? If you don’t then I’m gonna kiss yours.” “You’re acting like you weren’t just kissing my neck for the thousandth time already just then.”

Character B saying “Stay for tonight?” throughout the whole thing and asking “Are you sure you don’t want to stay?” as Character A gets out of bed still in a daze, ready to leave (but not really wanting to leave but they’ve already told their parents they will be home by the end of the night), while Character B looks up at them imploringly while they’re tying their shoelaces.

“Sorry, I’m just really new to this,” Character A mumbles, burying their face in Character B’s chest out of embarrassment. “Mm, that’s fine. We can take things slow. There’s no rush,” Character B reassures in a hushed murmur, carding their fingers through Character A’s hair.

“I’m not familiar with this,” Character A whines as Character B continues to hug them to their chest. “Yeah? Well, you’re going to have to get familiar because I’m going to be doing this a lot,” Character B teases.

“So… What’s the next date going to be?” Character B murmurs, nuzzling their face on Character A’s neck.

“Tell me if this is too much, okay?”

“You seem a little warm in that, you sure you don’t want to take that off?” and then after Character A says no a few times because they’re wearing only a singlet under that shirt, they say, “You can always wear my shirt instead if that’s the case.” 

“You know, you can hold my hand in public if you wanted to,” Character A murmurs into Character B’s chest. “Well… I did want to hold your hand but I wasn’t sure if you were comfortable with it,” Character B answers, holding Character A a little tighter to them. “Next time, though,” Character B tacks on affectionately. 

Saying “Let’s go back home” rather than “Let’s go back to my place” (to me it feels like they’re implying “This is your home too and you can come back any time you’d like”, even though that’s probably not what they’re saying but I’m gonna interpret it that way because I am: Delusional as fuck!) 

#long post #these are all the things cat guy to said me yesterday which had me going ALKFHDLKWSFEKLNFLEKRN #so yeah it’s personal lmfao #he’s character B and I’m character A lmao #some are not verbatim but most are skksks #some of the action stuff happening in between the dialogue is a little exaggerated but other than that #it’s basically what happened so idk what to tell you wlknfeknwf #dialogue prompts #writing prompts #otp prompts #prompts #writing scenarios #cat guy chronicles

[heatherelisabeth]

It’s funny when animals do human things but if they did things that were too human they wouldn’t be cute anymore… like if they learned 😂 to drive a car or talk I’d be like okay not cute…

#idk what this post is lmao

[royalarchivist]

Mine: Refer to me however you want!

Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.

[They high-five and fist-bump each other]

Mine:

[via @barbmine]

#Mine #Barbmine #Mikethelink #Mike #I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM THEY'RE SO FUNNY #Mine funniest person alive fr #also YOOOO LETS GO?????? #I didn't know Mike was ok with any pronouns #and Mine too??? that's awesome! #Also for those who don't know: Mine is Mike's wife! #They're both bi #They're so cool I wanna have a silly sweet partnership like this someday *clenches fist and stares off into the sunset* #As per usual: not a native Portuguese speaker so can't translate the full thing #please feel free to hop in with translations and/or corrections! #Though I'm pretty confident about these. Wouldn't post it if I wasn't #I'll be real idk how to translate viado LMAO #It's like. Not what google translate will tell you it means #idk imo I think ''homo'' sounds right but ONCE AGAIN: I'm not a Portuguese speaker #Poor Mine I laughed when she first posted this image ages ago and I replied to her saying it gave me a good laugh and she was like #''WAIT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS'' #it's all good Mine I'm bi too I am not phased lmao #I don't personally use that word but I do not care when other queer folks use it

[blaiddraws]

had the idea of Danny with a HAZMAT suit that slowly shifts over time to look more and more like a spacesuit

#surprise! dp posting #danny phantom #HAZMAT danny #danny fenton #hm. idk what other tags there are lmao #astronaut danny #apparently #full HAZMAT au #is a thing

[mosspapi]

Able-bodied people remember the existence of words such as debilitating, incapacitating, draining, all-consuming, overwhelming, destructive, drastic, limiting, disruptive, excruciating, etc. instead of using a fucking slur challenge: difficulty level impossible

#I beg of yall to put the word 'crippling' into a thesaurus and pick literally any other option it gives u #or like. use the actual word for the emotion ur trying to express #sorry. I saw some shit lmao #<-this has been in my drafts for months so idk what pissed me off but I've decided it's still a good post. so #armchair speaks #actually disabled #physically disabled #cripplepunk

[emipon]

I am AnaKenough

#star wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #revenge of the sith #fanart #i mean . Ish #What do I call these kind of posts #Art shitposts?? #Lol #I need a tag for whatever this is lmao #Posting at a time no one will see … #Idk I just hope someone other than me gets a kick of it

[brightokyolights]

Hello UK peeps 📢🇵🇸📢🇵🇸

Parliament is going to be voting on a ceasefire again on Wednesday 21st February 2024!

Please email your MP to ask them to join in voting for a ceasefire (template in link) and there will also be a demonstration that you should attend if you can!

More info available on the *Palestine Solidarity Campaign website.*

Keep speaking up, keep donating and keep educating yourself ❤️💚🖤🤍

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

(Pic from PSC)

#uk #uk politics #free palestine #palestine #idk what other tags to post i havent really done this before lmao just saw it on another platform and wanted to spread the word <3 #signal boost #england #scotland #wales #northern ireland #labour #snp #tories #conservatives #green party #if anyone knows any good tags to add please let me know DX #le mine #gaza

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i always feel bad when i see how the point of a lot of saiki's personality traits flew right over the heads of a lot of fans due to him being an unreliable narrator and a tsundere lol.. so a lot of things he says are immediately proved to be untrue and often just him putting up a front, but some people dont pick up on it..

like i see a lot of "haha saiki would never want to watch a romance movie" guys there is an entire chapter (170) dedicated to him being like "i much prefer mysteries to romance stories.." and then immediately becoming absolutely enamored with a romance story.. he was lying, guys, LMAO

less specific ones include:

"i hate children, they annoy me" *goes out of his way to help kids, comfort them, be kind to them, etc.*

"i only use my powers for self gain/my own convenience." "anyway my mama told me to never use my powers selfishly so i always use them to help people and i try my best not to use them for personal gain<3"

"those guys are so annoying, i would never hang out with them willingly." "yeah it took them about two sentences to convince me to go with them. their thoughts seemed like they really wanted me to go, so i did. i didnt want them to be upset. not that i care about them or anything."

(sorry i post about this kind of thing a lot, i just giggle a lot at how the entire manga is so easily misinterpreted and thousands of people have watched the show but didnt pick up on the main characters most defining character traits and frequent bits.. i think there needs to be a masterlist or something disproving all the extremely common misconceptions about saiki k lol)

#not hating lmao its just silly #i once saw one of those 'how saiki k characters would drink their coffee' posts and for saiki it said 'black coffee' #and i giggled #what do you mean you think the guy who only smiles during really sweet moments or when hes eating sweets would drink black coffee #thats so out of character but they obvi were just going by personality which u guess is funny #that mf prob would make homemade pumpkin spice lattes drowned in sugar and creamer and whipped cream and sprinkles #hey genuine question to people who watched the anime this way: how was it still funny ? #him being a liar tsundere unreliable narrator is often the MAIN bit.. like in EVERY chapter.. #did u only pay attention to the silly mini jokes within the episodes and those were somehow still enough to make you love the show ? #or like.. what was it ??? IDK I GENUINELY DONT GET IT #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[sinnabee]

Congratulations on your new semi-permanent experimental position as the Official Daycare Assistant and Attendant Handler!

Now, you may have heard from a few of your coworkers that the Daycare Attendant can get a little... overeager, at times. But we can assure you that these are merely rumors, and should promptly be ignored - after all, the Daycare Attendant is always excited to start the day off with a smile!

Welcome to the Fazbear Family! We're sure you'll love your time with us!

And remember: you have nothing to worry about.

#fnaf fanart #fnaf sb #fnaf #fnaf sun #fnaf dca #sona #sun x y/n #not a generic y/n but??? idk what other tag i would use? #anyway! hiiiii guys! #i actually finished this a while ago #tho i did make a FEW touch ups before posting just now #but anyway!!! yippee!!! #this one has been a wip for like months lmao #i started it last year Orz #BUT YAAAY ITS DONE AND IM REALLY HAPPY WITH IT #YIPPEEEEE #anyway. yeah im sure there's absolutely nothing to worry about #go ahead and make your 'he's smelling your hair' jokes its all been done alread #maybe my shampoo is just delicious #dw about it #funky little jester boys #my art

[smuganya]

JOEL Élite | 7.07

#elite #eliteedit #fernandolindezedit #fernando lindez #gifs* #* #elite spoilers #literally just going through the episodes and giffing what i land on tbh #because idk what else to gif lmao #if u have requests you can send me them #(nothing with the ships they gave this guy tho lmao i refuse) #post type: gifs #show: elite #character: elite: joel #media: television #show: elite: season 7 #show: elite: episode 7x07