#idk why hahhaha

[sneverussape]

“and what are you doing?”

“reading, toons, obviously.”

“i can see that. and ignoring your breakfast? and missing the proper time for your medication?”

“…perhaps.”

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au where severus grew up an evans (he was adopted in early childhood due to parental neglect which left him with a host of issues) and constantly had to deal with two feisty sisters and their henpecking and getting into his personal space.

(the three of them were thick as thieves though and because of his disabilities his parents opted not to send him to hogwarts and had him tutored instead, for both muggle and wizarding subjects. he excelled in all. he wasn’t excused from chores, however.)

#my art #idk where this au came from #i just thought of it #it seemed a fun one #the shenanigans of an evans-raised severus would be endless #lily would practically be his twin #they would always introduce themselves as such #i also imagined this as a 90s set au too rather than 70s #idk why hahhaha #i just want them in an uncomplicated timeline #evans!severus #snape #hp #cokeworth

[burgesskims]

we want kim burgess to forget about adam ruzek & be with dante torres! he is way much more handsomer & hotter than adam ruzek! adam ruzek doesnt deserve kim burgess! he never treat her right! dante torres look like good man & will treat kim & makayla burgess right! dante torres & kim burgess should be together 4ever should endgame! torgess 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO WHO IS WE?!? This is such a troll ask I’m cracking up. First of all Adam has done nothing wrong to Kim. I love Kim so much but girlfriend has her guard up and she needs to let it down. If anyone has been an asshole it’s her so idk what you’re getting at here. Two, we barely even know Dante. But this is hilarious and if there are really people who want them to be together then have fun but it won’t happen 😂😂

#ranch answers #HAHHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS #idk why you picked my inbox but okay 😂😂

[lotusmi]

I finally got into the void. I've been trying for sooooo long, like a year now and honestly I spent a lot of time not even really trying so its kinda my fault but I finally pulled myself together and I've been listening to all of your void subs and then last night I tried gorgeouslypinks fild method and I didn't even wake up 6 hours later because I woke up randomly in the middle of the night like 3 hours but I did it then and it was so weird, like I was finger tapping one second and then the next I was like walking somewhere and then I had done some research about lucid dreams before and there's this thing called reality checking and for some reason, I decided to reality check so I poked my index finger through my hand and it literally went through and I realized I was in a lucid dream. I knew some people got kicked out of lucid dreams for being too excited so I tried to calm down and walk around some more and then I created a portal for the void state. I felt hella stupid because I like pretended I was doctor strange making that portal but it acctually worked and then I just went into the portal and the void is acctually so scary. Like yk everyone describes it as calm and like it was but it was sooo silent and like idk how to explain it, it felt like I was stuck in the deep sea. I wouldn't know how that feels but like that's how I'd think it would feel. So I just quickly affirmed that I had my desired face and left and today I woke up and I look so pretty. Like im so obsessed with my face. I kind of look like a Olivia Hussey, Kate Hudson mix. Honestly, I look really similar to Romee strijid but like honey brown eyes and dimples. Honestly, I regret not affirming that I enter the void state every night or anything like that but now that I know I can do it, I'm more confident and I'll do it next time and I won't be scared of how silent the void is. And just thank you so much. Honestly your posts motivated me so much and made me get off my lazy butt and actually work towards getting into the void and I feel like your subliminals really worked too, like I really felt my mindset changing and I'm just so emotional rn, like a mix of happy, regretful, excited, sad, and grateful.

SUCCESS STORY!!!!

oh my loveee!!! What an experience, no? I am getting emotional toooo! 💕 And the way you opened the portal like doctor strange HAHHAHA, i love him! No but you are so prettyyyy?? Aaaa

I am so pround of you! Like, one year? And you did it! See? You are so powerful angel!💓 Why won't you just assume/revise you had affirmed that you always enter easily (because you do!)

I am so happy you felt better with my posts and subs 💓

@gorgeouslypink indeed has amazing posts and she is such an inspiration to me too 💗

@voidsuccess what a success!

#success story #void state #void success #void success story #i am state #the void state #Lotuses success

[onesidedradiostatic]

helluva boss s2e6 reaction

I HAD TO CUT IT DOWN TO 1 EPISODE CAUSE I HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT LMAO. SORRY EPISODE 7 IN ANOTHER POST

episode 6

oh my god. okay. fizzarolli right at the start we're already off to a great start

oh my god????

okay I think I'm starting to see the parallels between fizz and angel dust, I did hear mammon was abusive? idk? didn't expect that not all the deadly sins would be nice like ozzie, beelzebub and lucifer

HAHAHAH OH MY GOD

UH HUH.......

"LOVE. IS. STUPID."

yeah I understand why they were screaming at moxxie and millie now

THIS FUCKING CAPTION LMAO

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

OHHHHHH MY GOD

oh boy

yeah I like where this is going

awwwww

OH MY GOD we're getting blitzo-fizz stolas-ozzie parallels now aren't we

oh here's the part about ozzie condemning love potions, one of the things I heard about

Asmodeus: Well, I can tell ya, if you're looking for a love potion, you came to the wrong fucking guy. I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit! Lust shouldn't be about force... It's an ART! To be earned, and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to Pleasure Town... You feel me?

based ozzie

HAHAHAH oh my god these messages

oh my god

LMAOOOOOO

I love this little exchange they're having it's so funny

Blitzo: Point is, royal demons don't give a shit about guys like us. They're all the fuckin' same. Fizzarolli: That's not...! A-always true...

oooooh this is supposed to be a comparison between ozzie and mammon now is it

ooooh boy (also what the fuck is this shot LMASKDSOGKOHDOMHS)

oh my god what happened between them

oh my god???

oh my god.

HIS MUM? aw. man.

man so it's not even their fucking fault, who decided to lie to him like that what a dick

HAHAHA aww

hahhaha awwwwww

LMAOOOOOOO????

WHAJAJASKLGSDSDKFDLGLG WHAT IS THIS SHOT

WHAT IS THIS

THAT GUY WITH THE HEART EYES???? I'M CRYING

awwww

I'M CRYING?????

HAHAHA OH MY GOD

OOOOH HAHHAHA

LMAOOOO the captions at the end, I hit image limit so

BTW: DON'T WORRY. The quieves all made it home safe and sound <3

but yeah this was GREAT. I was gonna put episode 7 together with this but um. I ended up going too crazy and hit the image limit in one episode whoops. dw, next time, EPISODE 7. and more fizzarolli

#osrs.helluva

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Another post? damn

I was on vacation a few weeks back and had no internet so I downloaded all Fanfciton that were Satoru/Shoko tagged and rated them.

Here are the ones I rated 5/5 ... so i guess this is a ff recommendation post lol

The delicate art of flirting

3rdgymbros

Words: 1,960, Satosho, 5/5

This is so good. I love that the first years get brought into the infirmary and they just KNOW ahahahahah. Also it’s just this casual side thing but there something so much deeper that i hurts which i like about this ship

Like a lost shirt

Lua

Words:1,520, Satosho, 5/5

I am a sucker for raw and "practical" relationships. Like this is exactly how I imagine them to grieve for Suguru and I love that so much can be left unsaid but the reader and Satoru and Shoko both just know. What they have isn't healthy but it's the only thing they can have. A happy and healthy relationship with someone else would just simply not work. They are both too fucked up for that.

Sorry about the blood in your mouth (i wish it was mine)

Her_black_tights

Words: 17,761 Sashisu/ Satosho 5/5

So I am biased on this one cuz this is one of my headcanons. That Suguru fucked around with both and that his absence is why Gojo and Shoko are a thing. And I feel like this fic perfectly encapsulates the hurt, the brokenness and the necessity of their relationship. Like this is how they cope and its messy and unhealthy and i love it

Listen I love you joy is coming

Antioedipus

Words:3,938 Satosho 5/5

This one is cute. Nah cute is the wrong word, they are goblins but it’s nice. They are both fucked up which is funny. Also 100% can see that Shoko doesn't have the emotional capacity to console a crying woman but still would do the right thing even if she doesn't think it’s the right thing. 

Work and not run (skip and not fall)

Aminstrel

Words:2,300 Satosho 5/5

Love this! Cute! Exactly how i Imagine them. Also match cut? Peak comedy hahahaha goblin energy.

Catalyst

tiressian

Words:4,170 Satosho 5/5

AYOOOOO first tiressian ff. i remember reading this and having gotten new horizons opened xD Anyway: love it, super nice character interaction. Love it when Gojo is stumbling over his words, a tiressian special! Also love the aftermath, hilarious but sweet.

To my significant (b)other

Tiressian

Words: 6,621 Satosho 5/5

Another banger! Back to back? Spoiled honestly. I love this one just because it makes so much sense that she writes a list. Also Gojo high as balls is hilarious. Then the whole dialogue at the wedding with the chaste touches omg my skin is prickling. Love it.

Warmth

Satoluvs

Words:2,663 Satosho 5/5

I LOVE THIS. Omg adopted Yuji has my heart. Also consoling somebody by not talking it out but taking them in giving them affection to cure the sadness omg. Also also Satoru and Shoko just dating super casually i looooovee it.

Breathing underwater 

Shrimphony

Words:1,848 Sashisu/ Satosho 5/5

This one hurts so much omg. And this could easily be canon. Idk why Gege does not show us Shoko’s grief more…. Like even if it's platonic how can she not find solace in Gojo still being there hmm? And then when Gojo, Nanami and Yaga get ripped from her, that must have destroyed her…

Shore 

Tiressian

Words:7,161 Satosho 5/5

VERY TASTY thank you for the meal. I love their dynamic. Back with the tiressian special. Also Shoko making him do push ups, same girl same i get it. Love the banter, it makes so much sense.

Epoch

Tiressian

Words:6,341 Satosho 5/5

Yum, yes, very nice. Love cheerleader Gojo, he has my heart, that poor dude. No other comments it's perfect

Call it a hunch

Tiressian

Words: 5,560 Satosho 5/5

I think this is one of my favourites hahhaha. I love how panda is trying to convince everybody hahahahah. Also the snowball fight is glorious xD the little yuta/maki you slipped  in there, i see you hehehehe. And the end has me ROLLING HAHAHAHAH

It's the thought that counts 

Tiressian

Words: 2,182 Satosho 5/5

THE CUTEST ahhhh i love them i really really need to draw the three of them uff.

there's lots of 4/5 ones too that I'd recommend but i need to cap the list somewhere xD (the google doc has 12 pages wtf ahahahah) This is up for changes anyway :P but enjoy my recommendations xD

#this is the beautiful labor of 4 weeks reading 60+ fanfiction #thank you riley for motivating me by dumbing your thoughts too #and letting me rand about ooc and abo :'D #omg the torture of being a rarepair shipper #on one side you want more ff's on the other side some ff's are just pure trash xDDDDDDD #doesnt matter i will read through them all #satosho #satosho weekend #satoru gojo #shoko ieiri #jjk #fanfiction

[saytrrose]

Hey it’s been awhile since you reblogged that one nsfw ask meme yk what, fuck it why don’t you answer all of them with whatever ship you want 👀

HAHAHAAH OHHH ANON THIS TOOK MULTIPLE DAYS I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH CHESSPIECES-

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CHECKMATE NSFW ASK MEME (KINGER X QUEENIE)

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1. What was their first time like?

Kinda awkward at first, their first time together was Kingers first time with anyone. It was mostly just testing waters, slow and sweet and obviously not perfect but one time turned into another time and another so it must’ve not been that bad !! There was definitely a lot more communication and talking than actions in itself, learning about eachother and what they liked as they don’t immediately know right off the bat, and Kinger barely knows himself anyway.

2. Who usually initiates things?

Queenie is more assertive and overall confident. She usually starts things, but Kinger is not unknown to also do so.

3. How often do they have sex?

Not often actually, it’s not something super important to them in the first place but also, living in the circus kinda sucks and there’s not really a lot of free time in order to do so❗️💔

4. Who is louder/noisier?

Here!

5. Who is more sensitive?

Kinger probably.

6. What's foreplay often like?

They have a lot of prep, after all they are never in a rush. Lots of soft kisses all over, slowly trailing down and massaging- teasing- the teasing is definitely Queenie. Kinger just can’t, is Queenie wants something you mean he has to say no? But yeah, lube, condoms, all the wonderful things before they get into the real thing.

7. Favorite place to have sex?

They’ve probably only done it in their rooms before but for the sake of this question can you imagine if one time they snuck away mid-adventure during the day to like.. the castle or just into the hallway and Queenie pushed Kinger against the wall or hid in there and was being real risky? I’d say they could’ve done something like that once which Queenie loved, but Kingers far too paranoid so he’d prefer their bedrooms.

8. Favorite position to have sex?

Basic/Common positions- Kinger likes missionary most because he’s a vanilla loser but Queenie also loves doggy, pretzel dip, cowgirl- silly silly things that she can’t decide a favorite.

9. Who's best at oral sex/oral headcanons?

This is so funny thinking of them as chesspieces bro anyway I’ll say Queenie.

10. Who's more likely to tickle their partner?

Kinger might to make Queenie laugh a bit but I don’t see tickling to do with anything sexual w them.

11. Who's more romantically sexual?

I’m honestly going to say Kinger, and my reasoning is that Kinger prefers to be more slow and sweet, and Queenie loves that but also when she’s topping then she’s much rougher and quicker. Doesn’t have to do much with romance at first glance but I think with Kingers mannerisms, he draws things out longer.

12. Who's better at dirty talk/dirty talk headcanon?

Queenie hahhaHa but they don’t degrade, they are huge on praise. Kinger gets nervous but he’s still good at it, mumble in between kisses compliments usually- how she’s so pretty and beautiful. Queenie is much better, because she can suppress her noises more easily and focus on her talking. She praises him constantly over every little thing because Kinger always gets unbelievably flustered. While Kinger usually just sticks to small compliments, Queenie likes to comment more on the direct situation- like “you’re doing so good,” “That’s it, you’re such a pretty boy,” “you’re so cute looking up at me like that,” HAHAH and more yk yk.

13. Do they have sexual nicknames or titles?

Here!

14. Who's more likely to be caught masturbating?

I wanna say Queenie because she’s the more sexual one but I also wanna say Kinger because he’s.. not smart idk. Mf would forget to lock the door so yeah. Kinger.

15. Who looks at porn more?

They can’t look at porn in the circus, I’m almost positive Caine wouldn’t allow that lol.

16. Who usually cums first?

Kinger, just by using the logic of men vs women in that area. It’s much much easier and common for the men to..

17. How long can they go?

Kinger is wiped after just one round- I think Queenie could go maybe 3 before she’s sore.

18. What are their safewords?

Here!

19. Any routines?

Ummm I don’t think so! They don’t really stick to the same one thing over and over. However maybe aftercare. It’s very very important to them, and they always take a lot of time to clean up and check in on one another.

20. Do they have a dynamic (Dom/sub) or are they versatile?

Versatile for the most part but Queenie does tend to lean towards dominant and Kinger leans more submissive with his behavior.

21. What roleplay scenarios do they have/want?

I don’t think they really roleplay anything? (This is an excuse to not think hard about it because hhh idk!)

22. What sextoys do they use?

I doubt sex toys are a thing in the circus as well but for the sake of this question I’ll say a strap or vibrators. Haha.. ha.. Queenie… strap..

23. Who, if anyone, would they most likely bring in to join them?

Here!

24. Shared kinks/fetishes?

They are drastically different when it comes to this, Kinger is pretty vanilla and Queenie is quite kinky, however they do both love and share a praise kink.

25. Something they tried and won't do again?

Oh man. Maybe risk play? Queenie thought it’d be super exciting, the thought of almost getting caught but it freaked Kinger out so much they might’ve had to stop. Poor guy is too paranoid for that.

26. What would each member say their favorite thing about the other(s) is?

Kinger would say her eyes, her voice, he’d ramble on and gush about her every feature and aspect of her appearance and then Queenie would be the sort to write on a piece of paper “tits or ass” and write personality instead, and then check off “ass” anyway.

27. Any headcanons not touched on?

Nothing comes to my mind!! I ramble about them oh so much already i just can’t think of anything else eeee

#suggestive #tadc #the amazing digital circus #kinger #tadc kinger #Queenie #tadc queenie #checkmate #tadc checkmate #tadc headcanons

[runninguplenorahills]

little headcanon brainstorming

Question, do y’all think Joyce’s parents are from Latin America/Spain/Portugal or are they from the US too and it’s her grandparents that are from Latin America/Spain/Portugal? And do y’all think both (grand) parents are from there or just one? The (grand)dad in that case.

And do y’all think it’s one of those cases where the parents didn’t teach their children the language? Cause I know the omission of showing Joyce speak spanish/portuguese doesn’t mean she can’t but I personally feel like she actually can’t, let alone Will and Jonathan. Because (just for this scenario assuming that the family comes from a country where they speak Spanish) I think if any of the Byers knew how to speak Spanish I’m pretty sure the scenes with Argyle would’ve gone real different lmaoo

So maybe Portuguese?? If Joyce even knows another language.

And idk maybe that’s just me but I’m pretty certain that Will and Jonathan definitely don’t know how to speak another language (only maybe a little bit of Spanish but because of school). Like, even if Joyce’s parents taught her I don’t think she taught her sons. And do you think that if Joyce knows how to speak Spanish/Portuguese it was her decision to not teach her sons or did Lonnie have something to do with that?? Because I can definitely see how that could be the case.

I think I’m gonna make polls about this…. maybe? Idk, I’m just trying to come up with headcanons that fit with canon yk? And I think the case in which Joyce’s parents didn’t teach her the language makes the most sense tbh. I know that that’s not particularly common but it does happen, for example my parents didn’t teach me their native language either which was pretty fucking stupid of them if I might say so lmao. But in Joyce’s case, especially if it’s just one parent or her grandparents/one grandparent it’s not that big of a deal if she doesn’t know the language so it’s also more likely that she actually doesn’t. And Joyce doesn’t seem to be particularly attached to the culture either so I can imagine that the close familiarity with the culture stopped a few generations back which is why I can see how it might be her grandparents or only one of them who was the last to be born in Latin America/Spain/Portugal.

Anyway, I’d like to hear your thoughts on this and also maybe your thoughts on my opinion here because I’m making sense to me but maybe I’m not making sense to any of you guys hahhaha.

#byler #joyce byers #joyce maldonado #because the internet says the name maldonado is of spanish and portuguese origin

[borathae]

hii can you do a list of kinks of SA!Tae and Jk too? I've seen the other ask about SA!Yoongi. If you don't mind of course!💜

YES OMFG ANONIE I LOVE YOU FOR THAT QUESTION 👀 detailed lists under the cut 👀 be warned, it's so fucking horny I wanna sob

Taehyung

Blood & consuming it

Biting

seeing the remnants of sex on his partners' bodies (hickeys, bitemarks, bruises, scratchmarks etc)

Feet (especially footjobs, oh dear lord)

Choking

Fingering (that man lives for getting his fingers wet)

hands in general are very erotic to him

he loves giving sensual massages for example (on various parts of the body if yk what I mean)

Bondage

Lingerie

wearing nothing but lots of expensive jewellery during sex

Stripping (in the sense of taking each other's clothes off)

Erotic Photography

Painting people nude and fucking them afterwards

also fucking people on a canvas and getting them all covered in paint (and his cum)

speaking of cum, he's such a sucker for it

creampies, cumplay, covering bodies in it, swallowing it

he gets off on it, especially when it's mixed with blood

Rough Sex

but also romantic love making

Overstimulation to the point where his partners squirt/pee themselves (bruh)

Tears, holy fuck when his partners cry because of pleasure? Tae's a goner

speaking of overstimulation, he will use an array of toys on you to really make you shake

fucking multiple people at once

Threesomes & even Orgies (*sweats*)

Big Cocks (that's why he always shows his vampire cock and not his human cock)

Anal (it'll be explored more in MV but Tae is an anal slut, I said what I said)

i hate him so much, he makes me so weak

Taehyung definitely sees sex with less emotional importance than Yoongi. You will catch Taehyung being kinky as fuck with total strangers too, contrary to for example Yoongi (and also Jungkook) who need a deep emotional bond to really let lose during sex. But that doesn't mean that sex is "just sex" to him. With someone like OC for example, sex is holy to Tae and he treasures their intimate moments a lot. He also becomes a lot more tame with her, because he first of all, doesn't want to scare her away with all the fucked up shit he craves (trust me when I tell you guys that this man has been holding back with her until now) and second of all, because her comfort is his greatest priority. So you won't ever catch Taehyung being feral with her or using his actual strength or actually biting down as hard as he could. He holds back and idk why this concept is so hot to me, but it is fnadnfas

Also Taehyung is a lot "more bi" than Yoongi HAHAH this sounds so weird. But what I mean by that is that the possibility of catching him with three guys or three women or both all tangled in a kinky orgy is way higher than with someone than Yoongi. Taehyung also regularly has crushes on both women and men while Yoongi commits to a person once he's in love. Taehyung is also not opposed to taking cock and regularly gets his back blown out by one of his many vampire/werwolf friends. And when he's the one fucking a juicy ass? Bro this man is so fucking filthy and rough.

Besties, I'm literally shaking as I'm writing this. I can't handle SA!Tae, he is such a sexy bastard. I literally can't wait for you guys to read the smutty messes this man will be invloved in in MV

Jungkook

should I start with it?

imma start with it

Fisting (hahhaha)

in general he's a Size King

Big Toys, Big Cocks, Fists, Long Fingers

Jungkook loves being stretched

Anal

he prefers being submissive

enjoys being pushed to his limits

Pain!!

Impact Play, Biting, Scratching, CBT

Hair Pulling & Rough Choking

Knives & Fire

Waxplay or Iceplay

anything that leaves pain behind, Kook gets off on it

also anything that marks him

be it pain play marks or cum or squirt

even being pissed/spat on gets him off

being edged and then overstimulated

being gagged & muffled

being blindfolded

being restrainted

Shibari

Harnesses & getting pulled close by them

he wants to try being restrainted upside down once

being insulted during rough sex

Oral (poor boy wants to do it so bad but can't because of his curse)

and now hear me out, here is the problem with Kook

he genuinely likes those things, but they are also the only way he CAN have sex because of his curse

and Jungkook deep down is the softest, most hopeless romantic

and all he really wants to do is to hug someone close

to have slow missionary sex with them as he kisses their neck

and they call him "their sweetest love"

he wants to go down on them and make them cum with his tongue and hands

and then make slow love to them until they cum together

he wants to perform well for them and be praised doing it

and afterwards he wants to hold them close without feeling the urge to rip them apart

that's what he thinks about a lot during sleepless nights

Each time I think about SA!Kook I cry a little. He is so starved of love and slow intimacy. I'm literally gonna fucking break apart.

Like don't get me wrong. Jungkook's such a sucker for rough, kinky sex, but the faCT THAT HE PHYSICALLY CAN'T HAVE SLOW SEX MAKES ME WAIL. Like imagine a world where he could choose between being rough or gentle that night. But he cAN'T CHOOSE. I'm gonna break apart.

Either way, enough of me being too emotional over my sweet Kookie :(. Jungkook has the most sensitve body. Yeah, you read that right. Every inch of his body is so freaking sensitive once he gets turned on. Thank touch starvation am I right? No but seriously. Once Jungkook gets turned on, it's so easy to get him desperate with just a few touches and brushes of your fingers.

The most sensitive parts are his chest & nipples, cock and ass and neck. Also his inner thighs and inner wrists are incredibly sensitive. I honest to god think that you could get him to orgasm if you rubbed those parts long enough. Or omfg dance a feather over those parts and you can rest assured that he'll be the leakiest, whiniest boy ever.

Jungkook also almost always experiences subdrop. Aftercare isn't just mandatory with him, it's important to his mental health and his survival. Maybe he drops that fucking hard because of that missing part of gentle intimacy. Maybe he'd feel less like an unworthy piece of shit each time he had sex if only he could act the way he wants to act. Maybe if he could slow down during rough moments, take his partner's hands and kiss their knuckles and then ask them if they think he is a good boy, he wouldn't hate himself so much afterwards. BESTIES IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL FOR HIM :( in conclusion please hold him, hug him, kiss him and call him the bestest boy after sex, I'm fucking begging you please be gentle with him :(

I love you so much anonie for sending in this message. I am now officially in love with my SA!boys. I have been before, but it's official now.

#asks: sanguis alpha #asks #anon #th thirst #jk thirst #thirsty thursday #hcs: sanguis duology

[kentopedia]

nectarine + lemon sorbet + key lime + pistachio for the self ships asks!! feel free to mix and match the questions with whichever of your self ships you like if that's too many questions for one character! ♡ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

red velvet: what is your favorite food to bake with your F/O?

i didn't realize how long ago i posted this...... i am so sorry for taking so long sobsobsob.

nectarine: do you and your F/O live together? If so, what does your living space look like?

i answered this one here :)

lemon sorbet: does your F/O get jealous easily?

ahh kento doesn't get jealous very easily. we both trust each other and value honesty, so i don't think there would ever be any reason for either of us to doubt one another!! we are both very committed and loyal when it comes to all relationships, and it takes us a while to form those relationships. so we're both in it for the long haul :,) he's definitely not afraid to call someone out if they're staring a little too hard though tehe <3

key lime: how would you describe your self-ship’s aesthetic?

erm. idk how to describe it, but i will pull some pics from my selfship board lolz.

when was the last time that you or your F/O cried during a movie?

omg. i am a movie CRIER. kento thinks it's very endearing bc i don't cry much otherwise, but during shows and stuff.... idk why i sob T-T. he doesn't cry a lotttt during movies. but animal ones sometimes get him :.) also he gets a little teary eyed over inside out, mostly because i cry a lot. since the girls name is riley.... plsss it makes me emotional. HAHHAHA (rylie is my real name in case that wasn't obvious)

#໒꒱ rylie's angels #xoxo . . . em #kenlie ❤︎₊ ⊹ #. . . queue

[sluttytangerine]

idk why but tan stealing shit is giving me "cat bringing random dead rodents" vibes

like .. the fucker could (and WILL) show up to ur house w like a random ass baseball bat from the store and be like "i thought of u <3"

which is like .. THE MOST OMINOUS SHIT EVER HAHSGDJGFHF

HAHHAHA idk if i would take that as something appreciative or as a threat

I feel like he would take the jacket off a guy he killed and give it to you because he thought you'd like it <3

#and they say romance is dead! #ask

[malleusbutcursed]

When they hold onto you.

Leona Kingscholar x Reader, Floyd Leech x Reader, Che'nya x Reader.

Warnings?: none!

A/N: off topic but I'm gonna marry Che'nya in my dreams ahah... HAHHAHA-- I'm gonna cry to sleep now.--

Leona Kingscholar

You were looking for Leona, it was before your classes are going to start. You wanted to thank him for helping you study that one time. (I'll be honest, he only helped you so you can be his body pillow IM SORR--)

You were trying to look for him in his usual spot. But he wasn't there.

"Where is he- Oh! There he is. He seems to be sleeping so I'll just wake him up."

You tried to move him slightly but he only grumbled. Still not awake clearly, you tried to move him more but he only just grabbed onto your arms and pulled you into him. (Welp your plan failed--)

"Wha! Leona!!--"

"You keep annoying me, just keep quiet and let me sleep." He still was half asleep, not caring for your protests or should I say not listening of you needing to go to class soon. Just holding you tighter when you keep trying to try to get out of his grip. (Literally he's half asleep yet he still can hold onto you tightly, the logic??--)

"But-- Ugh.. fine.." You knew he wouldn't let you go easily, and you might as well just let him hold onto you. You fall asleep onto him forgetting why you wanted to talk to him in the first place. You forgetful bitc-- (IM SORRY WAIT PL--)

Floyd Leech

It really isn't a surprise, because of his moods changing alot, him wanting to hold you for 5 hours straight, or wanting to murder yo--

This time he was in the clingy mood. Luckily you both were in the mostro lounge, no one was there expect you and Floyd. He was complaining on how he doesn't want to clean up. And you were helping him trying to convince him it will be fine. Until he stops cleaning the tables and his frown became a grin, you didn't notice because you are actually being productive-- (wow)

He walked towards you, not trying to conceal his footsteps as the made a clinking noise.  (IDK OK? CLINKING MAKES SENSE BRO)

You turned around to face him thinking he was just going to complain once again, but instead when you turned around you were greeted with his face up close to you. (HE IS BENDING HIMSELF TOWARDS YOU.. UNLESS YOU'RE AS TALL AS HIM- and if you are sheesh shawty where you get those legs fro--)

You were mortified on how he just was so up close and personal. It's not like you really mind him being super close, you were used to it. Its just that you really don't know what he will do next. And that alone scares you. He grinned even more leaning somehow even closer than before.

"Y/NN, isn't this boring? I wanna do something more fun.'' You blankly stared at him. Backing away from him while shaking your head while sighing. And he pouts slightly.

"Floyd, we both know that if we don't do this. Azul will scold you. Then, you will proceed to blame me for distracting yo-"

He rolled his eyes and put his arms around your waist, making you gasp in shock. He is squeezing you enough where you can't try to scramble away, but not to the point where he is cutting off your airflow.

You groaned, and he just laughed at your pain of knowing Azul will make you do extra work now because of this.

Hey, atleast you don't have to deal with a pouty Floyd anymore.

Artemiy Artemi-- (It's Che'nya, I'm sorry but I'm not writing his full ass name.)

• You were helping Cater paint the roses red, after a few hours of painting some you decided to take a break.

• Walking a pretty far distance from there so you can some peace and quiet. You sat plopped onto the ground, exhausted. Who knew painting a few roses would be so much work?

• You decided you would close your eyes, and just rest.

• But then everything went blank, and what you thought was just resting for a few minutes turned into a nap. You only woke up feeling something graze your cheek.

• You opened your eyes slightly yet saw nothing, confused, you closed your eyes again. Yet it happend again. You didn't open your eyes this time thinking it was just probably the wind.

• Then you heard a whisper in your ear, you sat up quickly. Now fully awake and alarmed. But you still.. saw nothing? You heard some laughing, realizing whose voice it was you glared at the air. Knowing it wasn't truly just air. You were right as,

• It turned out to be Che'nya laughing mischievously. While making his body finally appear infront of you.

• "Really.. Che'nya? Let me just take a nap.." You mumbled tired, you laid back down too sleepy to ask about how he found you. And you closed your eyes sleep coming back once again until Che'nya pulled you up. Making you groan, not enjoying the fact he keeps making you wake up and not letting you sleep. He starts laughing, while putting you to his chest. Not having any intention of letting you leave. You groan, you being already sleepy you let him hold onto you, while you fell into a deep slumber.

• (Then he scares you awake later with only showing.. HIS HEAD AHHAHA NO REST FOR YOU MORTA--)

#disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #fluff #headcanons #twst headcanons #floyd leech #leona kingscholar #che'nya #floyd x reader #leona x reader #che'nya x reader

[injsiafg]

The Crows as subjects in school bc why not

Kaz - Latin. Idk why he just has the same vibes as ancient rome

Inej - some sort of art, or maybe yoga????

Nina - shes giving social studies class president

Matthias - math. its in his name.

Jesper - I think he's all or nothing when it comes to subjects tbh

Wylan - English HAHHAHA no probably music or chemistry

#six of crows #shadow and bone #sixofcrows #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #wylan van eck #books #wylan hendriks #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #soc

[chuluoyi]

Hi Chu!!!!! OMG This AU looks so cute AHHH I regret not buying schips thenn 😭😭Backing Rosa against the sofa!?!?!??!? SIR ME NEXT-

OH and I got the Marius SSR too! The story is super cute you've got to read it soon! You're so right! If it were a 4 SSR event I would die...

Yeah!! Unholy blood is really a unique webtoon, and Father Michael 😭😭😭 I cried too it was so sad... I somehow always cry when I see the main character devastated...

The author's new work is called "Killer Peter"! I haven't heard of Apostle's creed tho...

HAHAHA Callisto's smirk 🤣 Is he your fave male lead?? I despise Derek with a burning passion... I started liking Reynold after a while, and my fave so far is Eclise 🥹🥹 Vinter is useless ngl like he's just there...

I already returned from Kuantan! It was so fun! The beaches were really beautiful, I wished Nanami could've seen it once 😭😭😭

You can do it Chu!! 💪🏻💪🏻 Jan is coming soonnnn!!!

Yeah! I'm studying in a "Polytechnic" instead of a Junior College. Polytechnics don't have uniforms, and we study things that relate more to our dream career! My extracurricular is actually SFX, but my instructor is a makeup artist so he teaches me beauty makeup too! Omg You're allowed to cut your skirt?? My secondary school would expell me if I did that... And what even- They mock girls with or without makeup??! What's their problem? It really isn't easy being a woman 😭😭 Somehow we're always wrong... So are we supposed to all be naturally pretty? [I think they would call naturally pretty girls slutty ngl] THEY'RE the problem, not girls bruh.

Omg I thought Yuri on Ice was like some anime that not many knew about 🫠🫠

YUH OMG FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWSS!!! 🩵🩵🩵 Shin Hyesun is so talented! You should watch "Mr Queen" she's so funny in this kdrama 😆 I've watched Angel's last mission too! I love how she actually immerses herself in her roles like her acting is just perfect she's sooo natural

THE XMAS ONE 😭😭😭 That one is so brutal 😭😭😭😭 Your bf needs to be hollow purpled by Gojo-

I'll use the forum once my school starts in Jan!! For now I'll just chill 🫠

HUH 50?! THAT'S NUTS I thought 20 marks was bad 😭😭😭 How did you score in that 😭😭 Ooo was engineering interesting tho? Hahah! I'm doing banking and finance but I plan to switch courses to Accounting or something... I'm so done with crypto and stuff I'm not cut out for it...

Sorry babe I despise Econs with a burning passion 😭 I'm a math girlie ✨️✨️ I love Algebra HAHAH but I hate Trigo... Idk why we need to find X and Y... But if I'm somehow good at it, sure! Right? I can't remember anything from the nervous system... I remember being so done with it 💀💀 Omg the whole periodic table?!??!! That's crazy 😭 I was already happy with memorising the metallic table thingy...

YEAH- I think it's different tho! HAHHAHA Everyone would flock to Kuantan 😭😭😭 But Kuantan is pretty good on its own too!! There's always turtles there! If the timing is right, you'll even get to see the turtle eggs hatching and baby turtles too! The beaches are STUNNING

P.s Sorry I took so long to reply again 😭😭 I spent the past few days painting my house walls 🫠🫠🫠

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disco anonn!!🥹 sorry for taking my time to reply!

SIR ME NEXT is soooo relatable omg😭 aaargh i haven't got the time to read it comfortably yet but i will soon!! the illustration is legit sooo cute😭

ohh killer peter! okay, i'll add it to my reading list too next!! apostle's creed is quite good! but well, nothing measures up to unholy blood to me still...

AHAHAHHA honestly i hate him at first🫠 ugh but that's my cycle with cocky male lead. hate him -> get soft -> love him. it applies the same with callisto too argh i love his hair like i'm weak for men with that sort of hairstyle― but yes, i think he's still my pick and YOU'RE SO RIGHT FOR VINTER HAHAHAHA he's just there like 😭 sir, thank you but next

waaah i'm happy that you've returned safely!🥹 do you like beaches? i love it too but i can't swim so i can only wait from the sidelines :')

oh and nanami... have you seen the recent leaks?😭 gods, i'm sad all of a sudden while reading the latest chapter. i'm happy that he's mentioned after so long in the manga but...

ahh that's so interesting! like yes, the more focused it is, the better it'll help in your future endeavors🥹 well, "allowed" is not exactly... but i went and cut it because i just didn't like it🫠 it went past the knees and i felt like... a walking stick? i just hate the way it feels, so i make it shorter... to a bit above my knees🥹 my teacher once suspected i did cut it but then when i played the fool, she was just like "nah" and went on her way HAHAHAHAH

that's also what makes me so ??? like why are you little clowns like that you don't even know the first thing about beauty🫠 nah so true, the best we could do is to be on our ways, don't bother with them because they're not worth our time

I WATCHED IT!! omg that was one of the best kdrama all time to me like i can't stop laughing for each and every episode😭 shin hyesun is soooo funny and the king (kim... jung hyun? omg i forgot)'s face is also naturally funny as heck too even when he's staying quiet. they're the best crack pair ever i swear!🥹 but i just watched see you in my 19th life but sadly i think it's quite average... but i think it's because of the script and ahn bohyun's stiffness though...

i so agree i will hollow purple him― oh wait, have you seen the new gojo hollow purple figure!? it's sooo majestic i swear!

good luck!! holidays is coming soon let us rest before we tackle more new year shit :'))))

i... think i scored only about 30 out of 50 marks? i was sooo bad at economics and i think it's the power of my prayers that i was able to pass at all🫠 engineering is... interesting yes, but it's also making you scratch your head in confusion. like i met math and physics again there and it's more of technical things like machine and such (which i have 0 interest in) so most of the time i would sit in class and try not get caught being sleepy―

accounting is pretty useful in the working world!🥹 i think it's great should you decide to pursue that because anywhere we need accountants~ ah, tbh i'm afraid of trying crypto because well, for one, my luck isn't that great so...

SERIOUSLY how did you like algebra that was my natural enemy😭 but yeah if you're good at it, of course you'd like it!🥹 i was a total dummy so i hate it ahaahahah ooh i actually started out not hating biology but ever since my teacher got me to try this national competition, i realized how much i'm not cut out for that and even in the end i WO-ed🫠 periodic table isn't that hard when you compare it to biology though AHAHAHAH

omg really?! that's sooo cute! i definitely want to visit there now that you said it like that!🥹 baby turtles always get my heart soft like awww they're so smol and yet walking...

that's okay! oh and that's so fun that you're painting your walls by yourself?? like you can customize it and such too??

#—chu’s mailbox 📬 #💌: 🪩

[withtheoldstars]

good morning/afternoon! i have some random questions for you:

favorite dog breed?

describe your vision of dorcas meadowes.

favorite song(s) at the moment?

a random fact you feel like sharing?

what do you think regulus' favorite color is and why?

hello!!!! good morning/afternoon to you too! 🖤

idk because my dog is a vira-lata (as we say in brasil) like mixed hahaha so i don't think i have a fav one, maybe those tiny Dachshund???

i'm a thinker okay? idk if you're talking physically or vibes hahahha but i imagine her super smart and clever. and cunning! and that she fights for what she loves and defends

my favorite song atm is AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM — Beyoncé and Borderline — Tame Impala

i'm going to do a random fact about me and it's that a graduated in my English course WITH HONORS

i think deep green and black, because i think he likes more neutral deep colours i guess hahhaha

#letter #hag tag #ty for the questionssssss

[mothxart]

Overanalyzing leaked screenshots by Sr Pelo (on Twitter) [long post srry]

So yeah first thing first, for those who doesn’t want to get minor spoilers for the 5th episode, don’t read this!

Alright so, I saw the new screenshot and the old ones and found some little details or links to the story?

Idk really I have some theory but meh I don’t think they’re good, so here we go hahah

Ok first who is this guy ? The mayor of the town? The chef of the policemen? And why is Patty involved in this? Did she saw something, the murderer perhaps? [I have a theory about this I’ll talk about it later] And what is this place? The mayor’s office? So many questions hahhaha

but heh what is this flag? Does it even exist? Well…. I checked it up and found nothing about it…. And also the ornaments above the door reminds me of what the cultists are wearing, the diamond shape is on the flag, the ornament and on the weird object the cultist wear on their red suits. What could it symbolize??

AND WHO IS THAT OLD MAN?! Pelo says that we already know him?! At first, I was thinking of the Candy Dealer unmasked but no they don’t look the same, their eyes are different… and it can’t be Pump or Skid’s dads. Maybe Jaune’s grandfather? Or the dad or grandfather of one of the bullies? Idk I’m just really confused…

Also I noticed a little detail in the background we can see that the electrical outlet has a scared face it’s kinda funny ngl…but not quite funny for Lila…poor Lila…

Alright so theory time!! All those images have a link to the 5th ep., I know some were wondering about the porc meat? maybe it’s the uhhh place at the hospital where yk, dead people are put?…and maybe Bob the murderer was seen there for creepy reasons and Patty noticed him??? Idk I’m trying to figure out what could happen… WHY IS SANS THERE HELLO?!? THE BULLIES? OR ACTUALLY A SANS REFERENCE? OR FNF? why the limes? I think the 2 anime girls at the bottom could be linked to Lila and Jaune? The colored bubblegum? could be a reference about the candy stores and Kevin could be in great danger?! Boiled water? Huh that doesn’t sound good… and a couple? who could they be? Idk but hey the 2 policemen will be there to help!…or not? Uhh well that’s it for theories I’m not rlly that good haha

#spooky month #spooky month sr pelo #spooky month theory #mothxart talks

[mbtimyths]

Hey:)

I'm having a tritype crisis. I'm unsure if I'm 496 or 497

I think I have both 6 and 7 things

I'm always afraid that I'm losing my life, I'm losing possibilities. I want to have adventure (even tho I don't follow my desire, and when I do it I just go extreme) when troubles come most likely I will runaway

But, at the same time, I'm always questioning myself, others, the world itself. I'm constantly looking to feel secure, and I'm most happy when I feel protected.

So Idk hahhaha

Hey! So first off, I noticed the tritype descriptions I usually link others to have become inaccessible. Here they are on another website.

Second, it's pretty obvious you have a self-preservation instinct. This is why you're most happy when you feel protected yourself. It also seems that your desire for security comes from a discomfort with uncertainty. 6s combat fear of uncertainty by always having their defenses secured; meanwhile, 7s combat this fear by always having their escape secured.

To me, the fact that you feel guarded about the world is a symptom of your instinctual variant and is a feature of all "head" types. Any enneatype may question themself– this is not necessarily the distrust or skepticism characteristic of a 6. From what you've presented here, it doesn't sound like you have evidence indicating that your go-to strategy for dealing with fear is to hide from it or to seek it out, as a phobic and counterphobic 6 would do respectively. But you explicitly stated that you will run away from it, which is the "escape hatch" phenomena of a 7.

Imagine you are a medieval warlord. A 5 would feel protected knowing the strategy of the enemy cavalry and how to counter it. An 8 would be preparing his foot soldiers to defend the fortress, more concerned with winning the battle than with safety. A 6 would feel protected knowing their fortress is impenetrable, but a 7 would feel trapped in this fortress unless they know the way out. If you're a 7w6 (which I suspect) the strength of the fortress would comfort you, but knowing you have a secret tunnel under the fortress would reassure you. And vice-versa if you're a 6w7.

In general I see 497 as a more likely combo than 496. This is because if you are a 4w3 and 9w8, your 7 is also likely to have a dominant wing 8. However, if you're 4w5 and 9w1, 6w7 makes sense because your 6 would have a subwing 5. It's more likely for types to share wings than to not. If you relate to 5 or 8 in the medieval example, your head type is likely adjacent to it.

#ask