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chrollohearttags · 9 months

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hershey kisses • armin artlert

armin gives his special girl an orgasm like she’s never had..

content warning + themes: nipple play, p!rn without plot, nipple orgasm, queer bestie armin bc I love him sm, black fem reader, creaming, reader is ovulating, clit rubbing, squirting, ear nibbling, armin being a soft dom (and so hot), back kissing/licking, use of pretty girl, sweetheart and mama

📝: I couldn’t stop thinking about armin + him being a pleasure dom and just caring for his bestie. Like I’m sitting here melting 🥹🥹

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“Here, open your legs, baby..I promise, you’ll like it.”

“Are you sure, Armie? I don’t know about thisss..”

words emitted with a whiny laugh as you sat between the legs of your best friend. Back pressed to his chest and his leaning against your Victorian style headboard..painted in off white, cream coloring and lined with pastel pink pillows and stuffed animals. His tattoos and metal nipple piercings grazing your gorgeous skin. Honestly, he couldn’t believe that the two of you were actually here again…touching all over one another when all it did was lead to more trouble. Even so, you guys always ended up like this: hot, bothered and naked, making out and fucking after coming from a night out at the club or a long week of work. Over the past few months, since the inception of this little entanglement, you and Armin had learned a lot about each other. He had discovered that he leaned more towards being pansexual, rather than outright gay. He felt far more comfortable embracing fluidity in his sexuality and you?

“Relax, sweetheart. Have I ever led you wrong? I mean, you said it yourself that nobody makes you feel the way I can.” cooing to you with gentle kisses trailing along your neck..gentle hands grazing your bare shoulder blades as you had just left the shower..feeling refreshed and warm. Wrapped up in nothing more than a towel that he so delicately removed from your frame..he could sit there and admire you for hours without growing tired.

“You smell so good..and your skin, it’s so soft. You been using my stuff again?” Referring to the peach scented body cream he kept alongside his countless other skin care products he kept in his bathroom. But he didn’t mind. You wore it so much better than him anyways..including the shimmery butter that made your cocoa complexion glistening underneath the pale LED lighting. Besides, you could get away with anything when you smiled at him like that. “And if I was?..” retorting with a soft giggle before turning to kiss him. Your lips met a gentle peck, letting your tongues collide in a passionate barrage of kisses. As you made out, Armin slowly began to snake his arms around to your front. Those big, supple breasts cradled in his veiny hands; perfectly manicured and neat, decorated with silver rings. Suddenly, your breath would hitch in the back of your throat. Those sensitive nipples getting pinched by his fingertips and massages delicately.

“Then I guess I’ll just have to do this..”

what exactly that was? You weren’t sure yet but you’d know soon enough. The friction between your buds and his pads pressing together..rubbing slowly to create and drum up tingling sensations. In your toes, your entire body and especially that core. Dripping with only a few subtle touches so far and this was only the beginning. As your eyes began to flutter, Armin would instruct you to keep them open and strictly on them; twisting your head around whilst he played with your nipples. Tracing slow circles around the areolae before bringing those fingers back up to your quivering mouth to slick with saliva.

“There we go, pretty girl. Open up f’r me..” his higher pitched tone, one some would consider feminine rang out in your ear. He didn’t even have to look and yet he knew your body better than any man you’d ever let touch you prior. He could always sense when you were ovulating and in need of a good session. One that satisfied you mind, body and spirit. Anything to avoid some loser who didn’t deserve to be in your presence, less known getting some pussy get the best of you. Sure, he could fuck you senseless. Bend you over and make you chomp down on your plushies or a nearby pillow. Or even fold your legs up to the headboard and give you deep strokes while your vibrator went crazy but that wouldn’t do. He wanted you to experience a different type of pleasure. One that would have you addicted once you became used to the feeling. Between your trembling thighs lied that little sweet spot..quivering and spasming on nothing more than air. Cream leaking from that freshly shaved cunt as he continued to tease your most sensitive of pressure points. Nibbling on your ear, kissing on your neck and leaving soothing pecks all along your shoulder blade and back.

“Arminnnn…oh my..fuck—“

“Look at you…so cute like this. I swear, it makes me wanna keep playing with you all night.”

when he first told you that an orgasm by merely having your nipples played with was possible, you stared at him as if he were absolutely crazy. You didn’t think such a thing could ever happen and yet, here you were…about to climax and he hadn’t even so much as touched your clit yet! Gasping for air, (y/n) became undone right there in his firm grasp. Armin’s legs coiling you to keep you in place. “Shh..it’s okay, sweetheart. Just breathe with me, okay? I know it feels good and you wanna come so bad…but just hold on.” Those subtle kisses doing little to quell you but when he spoke to you so carefully and delicately, you had no choice but to listen. Faint traces of drool seeped from between your lips as he kept rubbing. Going counterclockwise, twisting in all sorts of directions before clamping down yet again. You’d try to wiggle around, even rut yourself against a nearby pillow to get off but alas, that was useless. He’d pop your leg and command you to stay still..

“No cheating…just let me get you there..” “okay, okay!..please, I just wanna come..”

and soon, your tireless groveling and pleas would pay off. Because alas, he’d let those lengthy fingers glide down your belly and to that fat little pussy, where he spread those lips apart and rubbed that little clit for just a moment. But it was abundantly clear you were far more stimulated than expected. With only a few seconds of gentle massaging, you were flooding the sheets, squirting all over his hands and the bed. So bashful of such a reaction but it was exactly what he wanted to see!

“Aww, good job, baby..you came so hard..” watching you writhe and cry out in pure bliss and ecstasy. There was no way that a little nipple rubbing garnered such a reaction but you’d never question his again! Allowing you to ride out your climatic high, Armin spun you around once more before kissing you. “That feel good, mama? Did you like that?” Questioning with that sweet yet nasally tone, cooing to you like a baby. And you nodded, still dazed with a fucked out expression. Bopping your nose, Armin placed a kiss to your forehead as you lie in his arms.

“I told you, you gotta trust me more often. I’ll do whatever it takes to please you.”

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fantasticallyfruity4 · 1 year

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You know how people have started telling their kids “if you get lost go find a goth/punk person” bc (rightfully so) like this wild cultural shift has led to us being seen as safe, trustworthy responsible ppl?

Okay

Well

It got me thinking about punk Steve (again. Of corse) and this being a single dad! Eddie steddie meet cute.

I don’t know what’s funnier. Eddie telling little Max and Dustin that if they get lost they should look for someone who looks like him/his friends, someone goth/punk/metal. Or his kids doing it on their own volition. Bc the housewives with their little strollers always give their dad dirty looks and mean sneers in the grocery store but the people who look like their dad and his friends are always nice to him.

However it goes, one day Steve’s at the super market and he feels a small hand tug on the bottom of his battle jacket and a small voice say “excuse me mister?”

And he looks down and this little pippy long stockings kid is looking up at him with a wobbly lip and tears in her eyes and he’s like instantly on alarm and panicked.

“Hey friend, what’s wrong? Are you okay? Where’s your mom?”

“I got lost and I can’t find my daddy and my brother”

“Hey, that’s okay, we’ll find them together. Insta gonna be okay. What do they look like?”

“Uuuh. My daddy looks like you. But with more hair”. And Steve snorts a laugh because yup, that makes sense. Usually parents tell their kids to stay a million miles away from him at all times. Corse this kid is a punks baby. “What’s your bother look like? He got hair like you? What’s his name?”

“Dustin. He’s got brown hair and a big dumb hat”.

Steve snorts. “Think your funny?”

And the little girl giggles. Cool. Good. Mission accomplished.

“So we’re looking for dad and Dustin. Dustin’s got a big dumb hat and dads wearing a jacket like me, yeah?” And she nods. Cool. Okay that’s easy to find. “And what’s your name?” “I’m max”. “That’s a cool name max. I’m steve”

And so Steve and the little girl make a couple laps around the grocery store calling out for Dustin, and finally, finally, they hear panting and squeaking rubber and “max! Oh my god max! You scared the crap out of me!” And this- oh. This gorgeous metal head is running up to the girl and pulling her into his arms, mumbling a string of “don’t scare me like that again” and “I’m sorry baby I’m so sorry baby” and “I was worried sick”.

Sure enough there’s a little kid, bout the same height as max in a big dumb hat next to him.

Metal head dilf finally puts max down whose now hugging dustin who looks just as distraught at their dad was, and the metal head finally takes Steve in.

A glint catches in his eyes.

“You find this nice man to help you?” He asks. And she nods.

“Oh man, thank you so much I’m so sorry for the trouble” he apologizes. Steve just chuckles. “Hey it’s okay, I’m just glad we found you guys. Was getting worried for a few there. I’m Steve” Eddie takes the hand Steve extended. “I’m Eddie, I swear to god I don’t usually loose my kids” and steve laughs. “Hey, it happens to everyone, don’t sweat it. She’s okay, you’re okay, everything’s alright, yeah?”

“I still feel so horrible for the trouble. Is there anything I can do? Please let me atleats buy you a coffee”

Steve looks at his watch. He wishes he could. “I’ve gotta get to work, im really sorry, im already cutting it close since, you know” “oh, oh my god im so so sorry”

Listen. Listen. Steve’s no saint. And there is clearly a lack of a wedding band on this guys hand and 99% of the time if a kid is at a grocery store it’s with their mom. And some of those patches-

Steve’s gotta try.

“Hey, I really have to jet but um, here’s my number. Make good on that coffee some other time?”

“Yeah, yeah absolutely! Absolutely. Thank you, so much again. You’re a lifesaver Steve” Eddie smiles taking the small paper Steve just wrote his number on. (A cocktail napkin from a gay club in indie he just happened to have in his pocket, a god ordained way of making sure they were both on the same page.

#punk Steve #steddie #punk Steve harrington #single dad eddie munson

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watchyourbuck · 3 days

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the second they made buck bi i watched the whole show for the first time, took a week, finished just before the latest episode came out. this obviously means i do not know my first thing about anything, most theories and fanon storylines included. what is the most important stuff that i need to know? the more deranged and delusional the better 🌸

lmao gotta love this ask. okay nonny let’s see.

the couch theory: right after Buck breaks up with Taylor, Eddie and Chris have dinner at his loft. they make fun of the fact that Buck doesn’t have a couch, and he says “my last two couches came with girlfriends — maybe I don’t wanna pick the wrong couch again.” we strongly believe the right couch is Eddie, and the scene itself is pretty, uh… hinting. I made a post about it.

the color theory: this theory stems from the fact that most of us believe the colors they are dressed in or are illuminated by (etc) aren't a coincidence, as in, we think different colors mean different things pertaining to their story and feelings. pls see our preacher on this subject @lover-of-mine <3 her posts are amazing

dad!buck: its a commonly accepted truth that Buck is not Chris’ uncle, but his dad. there’s not a lot of explaining to do, other than the man just loves Chris as his own, and clearly Eddie thinks the same, considering he added him to his WILL (insane behavior if u ask me).

shooting/lightening as direct parallels: Eddie getting shot and Buck getting struck by lightning are the two highlights of their individual and intertwined tragedies. there’s obviously other moments where they fear they may lose each other but these two are the biggest, most gut-wrenching ones. (these are their strings of fate, remember they both had to pull the other to safety).

buddie tends to parallel to every canon couple on the show: I’d have to pull up many receipts but, if you watch closely, you’ll see them. Bathena and Buddie both have water trauma, for example (tsunami vs capsized cruise ship), plus other more lighthearted ones like the Madney karaoke + the bachelor party Buddie karaoke scenes (7x06).

Edmundo Díaz is demisexual: and most likely gay. idk i didn't feel too comfy with the hyper-sexualization of Eddie on 7x05. but it’s more than that, obvi. that man was seen sleeping with Shannon, then with no one until Marisol, and i kinda believe Eddie getting out of the house to not have sex with her bc he felt distanced from her tells us a lot about him. he seems to only be able to engage in sexual activity should he feel something for that person.

I didn’t mean for all of these to be buddie coded, but alas, I’ve watched the show through their looking glass, and these are the theories that I’ve engaged with the most. for anyone reading, feel free to add more!💗

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sunnywalnut · 8 days

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I fully believe that the only thing that stopped me from identifying as trans when I was younger was the fact of my autistic black and white thinking.

Well yeah. That guy is trans. And I think he's super cool. But I couldn't be trans despite the fact that I feel more like myself with him because he embodies everything I wish I could be but stop myself from being.

Oh no I absolutely could not be transgender at all! I didn't know I was a dude since I was three like all these other people who were taught the concept of gender and the fact that gay people exist from a young age and I only learned lesbians existed after I was ten years old.

Of course that person is transgender. The whole reason I changed the name on the sticky note set on their desk was because they're my friend and I'm an ally. Totally not because I want somebody to do the same for me.

Nah bro. I don't think my obsession with gender neutral names and wanting to change my name to Alex because it was the only gn name I knew at the time had any transgender reasons for it. I'm just super attached to the idea of accidentally being mistaken for a boy. Even if it's just by name.

The reason I specifically searched for books with male protagonists my age when I was younger was totally because of super straight reasons and not because I identified with them more than any of the female leads, despite being extremely similar to a lot of them.

Oh totally I'm not jealous of my brother who's only one year older than me, therefore I get to see him embody all these manly traits like getting a cool low voice and be taught things that I wish I could learn but I wasn't explicitly invited so I stay where I was.

What do you mean it's not normal to treasure the blue Finding Nemo basketball cap that I sneered at on Christmas Day for "looking too boyish" and wearing it inside the house while I crawled up on my grandfather's lap so he could read to me.

Of course my best friend of over seven years is my sister! Despite the fact that I feel completely uncomfortable when she claims that I am hers. Not because we're not family. Because something is wrong with the word "sister" and I can't tell what.

I mean shit. The only reason I realized that I could've been queer was bc somebody told me that if I(a "straight girl") liked a trans guy, then I would be pansexual.

Untrue, obviously, since trans guys are still guys, and my little 13yo brain thought the same way, but the fact that somebody said it so casually just opened the floodgates of "what ifs" for me.

And you know what?

The year after that, I came out publicly as bi. Then ace. Then two years after that gender fluid. Then in the same year, transmasc. Then lesbian a couple months later. Then transmasc but not lesbian after a couple weeks because my partner was also genderfluid. And now? Transmasc/trans man and bi, specifically for the girls and gnc folks.

Had that person not told me I was pansexual, I'm pretty sure I would've just gone around being indifferent to my romantic partners thinking that friendship was the romance all along this entire time.

Six entire years. And I was autistic the whole time.

It was always about being a good person for the "other" people who needed me until I realized I could be the other people as well.

The whole reason I didn't "show signs" of being transgender during my childhood?

Same reason I didn't show signs of being autistic.

I was mirroring people. I was mirroring what I thought was needed of me. Ignoring my interests or things I was curious about. Because I knew what was expected of me. That part of it was explained thoroughly, at the very least. The gender part of it all. And by God, I was going to do a good job at it.

And yeah. I was happy when I found dresses that were pretty.

Not because I was the one wearing them.

But because it meant that my mom thought I was doing such a good job at Gender that I deserved a skirt. In order to show it off to everyone.

Same reason I allowed my hair to be done. Little jewels to be twisted into my long locks that I grew myself and refused to cut. Because this was what I was good at. Everyone, even if they didn't like me, they liked my long, feminine hair. They liked my frilly, feminine dresses. And my shiny, feminine jewelry.

And well... I liked being liked. I liked being admired.

Because nobody noticed me any other way.

Unless it was for my art.

I was good at art.

I'm still good at art.

My "feminine" art.

I no longer get joy from long hair and frilly dresses and shiny jewelry.

But I still get joy from art.

Even if it isn't feminine.

Even if it isn't shown to anyone.

Because it is mine.

It is me.

It is the one thing that I grew up seeing that everyone could do. Regardless of skill. Everyone was thrown in a class together. Everyone crowded around the girl who drew anime in class. Everyone knew of the famous men like Van Gogh. Everyone was able to do art. Everyone was able to be creative. To get messy. To work with their hands.

And everyone meant that there was space for me, too.

There were finally shades of gray.

And I clutch them dearly to my heart, right next to the rainbows of devotion I painted on the inside walls of my ribcage.

Each palette I've created is a labor of love, used to picture the world in each wonderful shade of admiration.

And that is still the one thing that I have found that try as they might, they cannot sort into sexes.

So I keep my shades of gray. I keep my rainbows and my flags. And I paint them with all the colors I like. Because art showed me a way to be free. And I refuse to live my life in a cage. Regardless of who's hands made it.

I just know that it won't be mine.

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tigerdrop · 4 months

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your laios and chilchuck idea is incredible. inspired. your mind

thank you . it just hits a lot of points for me. generally i think people are sleeping on these two b/c chilchucks like half his size but for me that is the whole fucking point........jaded and bitter divorcee whos kind of mean and self-interested and only begrudgingly learns to care about his companions? AND you could throw him over your shoulder like a sack of grain??? come ON man. you have to see my vision

he would look really good under a tallman with a great rack. is all im saying

envision with me. a take on the "we got turned into girls" trope except laios is chill and normal about it and doesnt really feel a lot different and chilchuck experiences the worst gender dysphoria of his life. how can laios be so normal about this, he thinks, while simultaneously wanting to fuck a hole through him

it would drive him nuts cuz he doesnt know how to feel like himself like this. he feels like everybody can see it on him. hes constantly scrutinizing himself to see how well he can hide whats wrong with him. and then heres laios just chillin with his tits hanging out in a shirt like "what do you mean? i feel fine. but you know this is kind of like a monster i saw"

(sorry babe . it was really vivid imagery and i wanted to share.)

boys love seeing their huge tall companions while they bathe and getting turned on by all the brand new curves and the mystery of whatevers going on between their legs now (not like he can see. just cuz they wash up together doesnt mean chilchucks trying to get an eyeful of whatevers under the bush) and feeling weirdly reassured by the fact that laios looks hot like this even though the short hair and the broad body and the hair and the voice still very much scream "this is a guy"

"what if falin was bigger and taller and more butch" Yeah what am i?? Gay??? Fucking Gay?????

i think laios would even have like. a similar kind of intense scholarly enthusiasm to his discoveries about monsters. but about his own body......like no he doesnt care all that much about being a tallman but he is fascinated by the differences in how his body feels. and you know the first thing he did was play with himself. scientifically

you could make chilchuck gay as fuck for seeing tits popping out of armor. you could do this the people ask me. "is it still gay if chilchuck is desperately clinging to heterosexuality". and to that i say yes b/c hes just stone LMAO......hes letting himself stare like a fucking idiot in a way he wouldnt stare at any girl hes ever met in his life. Its different bc laios is a guy too. Its more mystifying

its like locker room camaraderie. its like "boys bathe at the same time in the dungeon" but somehow even more erotic. its seeing a weird hot guy cup his tits like hes surprised to see them, like he wasnt aware that that was why his armor was so tight after the pollen incident

laios, oblivious to chilchucks trains of thoughts fighting each other, cupping his tits thoughtfully and asking him "are yours like… sensitive? kinda sore?"

anyway. transsexual chilchuck elbow-deep in tallman pussy. Happy new year

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lexygabe · 5 months

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queen bee aka elmatagirl critical post

i know this appeal will be useless as hell but i felt an urge to do it so i will try to explain to you how stupid "how me being straight woman has anything to do with my [gay] ships" argument is. and maybe not stupid per se but definitely harmful.

and before we start i am fully aware of the whole defense line elmatagirl will use to justify herself, so even if there are some lgbtq people that followed you and support you and don't perceive what you do as problematic it doesn't mean that my opinions and opinions of most of the supablr are less important. so pls don't use "but my lgbtq followers like what i do and they are not touched by what i say" argument bcs it's not an argument in this case. let's use example of your beloved feminism which isn't a thing we are talking about but you like to bring this up whenever somebody calls you out on what you've done wrong. if there are women who are saying that something is very misogynistic and man replies with: "but i have multiple female friends and they are not offended by that" it doesn't change the fact that by some people it will be seen as misogynistic. it's about finding the golden middle.

the next argument elmatagirl will probably use is that "she has depression and she has severe depression" and i'm sorry but for me it doesn't change anything. for me even if she had multiple other disorders it wouldn't stop me from telling her: miss, you speak bullshit. and maybe now i will be perceived as heartless but idc everybody who lives more than one year in internet know that NOBODY cares what you are suffer from. and i mean nobody. if somebody will like to criticize you (in more radical spacies pour out hate on you) they will do it and nobody cares if you are at your lowest or not and i also don't care. i just think that if somebody is making 0 sense about particular topic they are talking about i have this power as a rando from internet to tell this person they are wrong.

and the last argument that isn't argument but i know elmatagirl will want to use it is anything feminism related. we are not talking about this. we are not talking about what you witnessed as a feminist. bcs it's not conversation we are having now. for me you could even be the one of them the first suffragists but if you were doing something that is considered as slightly homophobic i wouldn't care.

so since we have everything explained i can back to what i wanted to say.

"how me being straight woman has anything to do with my gay ships" i think you all are familiar with phrases: "male gaze" and "female gaze" and it has very good reflection in our case but instead of "male/female" we have "straight gaze" and "gay gaze".

for me and for the other people i know "straight gaze for straight women" are in most cases mlm ships with two attractive men included. and where is the problem? the problem is right there, because said ship was supposed to be for this two male characters (let's not start conversation if this two characters have good relationship/toxic relationship/or fall under proshipping line, bcs that's what i'm gonna talk about in next paragraphs of my essay) AND FOR TARGET GROUPS but instead of being made for target group (let's say lgbtq community by default and if we want to be even more specific so it is for other mlm people) it become pair to make straight women comfortable. and this is the problem because whole the gay couples finally represented in media wasn't made for straight women to feel comfortable in their little cozy beds to think: "oh gay people are not so different than us/oh why gay people are always the most attractive ones", i would even say if you are straight and cis and you are obsessed with gay ships and projecting everything what you feel on these characters (yeah it also applies to making hundreds of fanarts when you are strangely always in the middle, between this two characters), when one of them you headcanon as homosexual (in elmatagirl case this is el matador), then you are fetishizing it.

and what is fetishization? fetishization is excessive fascination/sexual fantasies about things that aren't sexual by definition for example: identity, race, religion or body parts that aren't private. and we are focusing on the first instance.

oh my gosh we have a lot of to talk about here. firstly, i would like to focus on... weird fanarts of elmatagirl and i'm not talking about nsfw ones bcs yeah they are nsfw and even if i don't like them i'm not gonna talking about them here.

there was a famous redrawing of - i don't remember now if this was comic panel or scene from the show but it doesn't matter - el matador.... i don't even know how to put this in words, el matador tied in... el marador tied in this position......

(gabe and their digital painting skills)

and what can i say.... if she just idk make joke about it, then it's okay i probably also made comment about this kind of scene BUT ALSO MOVE ON AS SOON AS THIS JOKE MET WITH LAUGHTER FROM MY AUDIENCE and not started making whole ass fanart with sexual subtext of my favourite gay boys because from context of the show this scene wasn't made to be sexual, it was meant to be funny/visual gag etc.

"why gay men are always the most attractive men?"

it may sound innocent and yeah it is, because i also can say that some gay man is in my eyes attractive and deal with the fact that he doesn't look at me as his possible partner bcs i'm non binary who doesn't identify with - let's call it - "male gender role". but again i move on from this interaction and not run whole page with my two little gay boiiis suggestive content bcs it's suspicious

and again my fellow gay men of supablr can correct me because i'm not mlm, but i think that meeting with this kind of excitement from straight women would be very weird. i can't make example of my situation bcs im bisexual but if i was ever in established relationship with a woman and some dude would say to me that women in lesbian relationships are the hottest ones and then i would discover that he runs whole social media profile with only wlw ships in which he also includes himself i would give him a fucking stroke like man, you are super weird. i don't see you as an ally, i see you as a weirdo.

proshipping/toxic mlm

now we will be walkin on a thin ice so if someone doesn't feel comfortable with this kind of content i want you to scroll till next point written in bold font

proshipping is when a person supports shipping in general. no matter if two or more characters have huge age gap, are related to each other(it also applies to adoptive families), have bully/victim | abuser/victim type of relationship or one of them or more are minors in relationship with an adult(s)

and i want to talk about dingarra here. dingarra is ship between skarra and dingaan and like i said in one of my prev posts this is clearly an abuser&a victim relationship and i'm sorry no matter how many headcanons you made about it it's still abusive relationship. and if somebody make an argument that idk they have each others phone numbers or skarra handed dingaan a fucking toilet paper in episode 293719191 - i'm gonna get violent. i'm not joking i'm gonna get violent.

and if it's wrong to ship toxic ships? surprisingly no, BUT ONLY if you are aware of the fact that they are toxic. like people for a reason ship hannigram and i don't know batman and joker because they like their fucked up dynamic, are into character study or just think that in weird VERY VERY WEIRD way they match each others energy.... BUT NOBODY ROMANTICIZE THIS. ofc there are some people that think these type of relationships are the height of romanticism but still there is common belief that this ship is toxic for fuck's sake

............................

and shador

i don't know where el matador in rookie season is looking like 18 or 19 year old. i seriously can't see that but ofc i am the delusional one

and at the end of the day

being over excited because two fictional males is super duper weird

#supa strikas #supablr #supagram #anti shador #anti dingarra #elmatagirl critical

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justjasper · 5 months

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Hellooo! I come with the most basic ask haha

What's your favorite thing about Morgan's character? And about Reid's character? What season made you ship them?

My favourite part about Morgan is his deep, profound empathy, even when it costs him.

Prentiss pegs him early on, when she says "you make the people around you feel good", and that is, I maintain, absolutely central to his character.

An example that stands out to me is his interactions with the unsub Stephen in In Heat (closested gay man who is killing bc of sexuality struggles). And whether you read with with queer!Morgan lenses or not, Morgan being the one to stand there, victimised the way he was, and tell this unsub there is nothing wrong with him for being gay is just... it breaks me.

The way he bears his own trauma, something he buried for 20 years, relives that and hurts himself when he knows it will help someone else, is absolutely heart wrenching.

And I know the other characters share their trauma, but to me personally (your mileage may vary etc), the disclosure of being a survivor of sexual violence (especially in childhood) is such a significant and raw trauma to relive over and over. It's a hard one to speak openly about. And Morgan does it, even when it costs him, because he knows it will help someone.

My favourite part about Reid's character is just how strong he is. I could go on about empathy for him too, but the strength of Reid to keep coming back, fight on, to push himself, that's what gets me.

I believe there is strength in softness, but Reid's the character who I think suffers from the woobification the worst with Criminal Minds, and sometimes that means people's interpretations of him strip him of agency, which I think I identify with from a very autistic point of view.

I don't mean the tendency for Reid to be the focal of "whump" (reid's targetted/kidnapped/hurt) bc I love that shit as much as the next gay, but sometimes the woobification extends to making Reid meek, submissive, helplessness, when it's just not true.

He's smart, quick witted, snarky, can absolutely be a mean git, adaptable to situations, both socially awkward and socially intelligent at once. He knows his worth and knows when people understimate and undermine him. Sometimes it feels like this gets forgotten within fandom. Which isn't a big deal in the end, these are not real people but paper dolls we make kiss, but Reid's strength is so central to why I love him.

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The exact moment it went from "oh that's kinda cute" to "they are in love and i will die for them" was season 2x12, profiler, profiled, when Morgan's sisters and mother absolutely clock Reid.

"Derek talks about you."

I was a goner then, that was it. Forever OTP, canon and increasingly inconsistant writing and a fundamentaly homophobic network (fuck u CBS) be damned. They're it. They're endgame for me.

Related, the closest "canon" moment where I think they could have been made real honest to god canon would have been season 4's Amplification. Should have had them kiss in that hospital room and broken ground for queer rep on network TV.

But at least we have fanfiction!

#moreid #derek morgan #spencer reid #criminal minds #meta #lilibee

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sawixii · 2 months

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i do one more. for myself

content: super macho man, mr. sandman, bear hugger, great tiger, don flamenco, aran ryan

super macho man the world's most ambiguous bisexual. he is aware what a big part of his fanbase is gay people esp those who find him hot as fuck and he loves them. he's so jennifer coolidge thanking all the evil gays when he was named #1 at the title in the world

he enjoys whenever anyone tries to "secretly" or flat out ask him what his sexuality is because he takes the time to make fun of them. "i heard you perform for the many gay men in your audience-" "i do." (refusing to break eye contact until they move on)

he also loves going as rocky from the titular horror picture show for halloween. or anytime he already dresses like him on a regular basis

he has serious face blindness and due to this he unintentionally got himself into a situationship with disco kid (one sided. disco doesn't care what they are) and has multiple* girlfriends from spain

(* it's one woman and you'll never guess who. she's hitting him with the fujiko mine maneuvers)

they really ramped up the comparisons between mr sandman and mike tyson in wii but since he was his own character way before that, i'd like to believe sandman knows nothing abt him outside of cultural osmosis. he just wanted a cool alternative haircut that wouldn't expose just how emo he really is

he's the youngest of three kids. oldest is santino middle is shireen and sandy's real name is samar. yes god patterns

(btw what made me hc samar is bc in sanskrit it can mean success after hard work. that's him i know him)

he only goes to his sister for his haircuts because she's a booked and busy hairstylist and that's pretty much all thanks to sandy. growing up she took issue with how black hair was such an afterthought in hair styling so every chance she got she sat sandy down and tested her designs on him (and if it looked good she applied the same methods to her own hair)

the rest of his family tree is a little convoluted though. his parents divorced when he was nine, and shortly after his brother santino emancipated himself and then won the lottery at 16?? so at that point sandy and shireen were dividing their time between three homes

his sister was kind of the only person who was a constant source of stability after that. like don't get him wrong his parents absolutely adored them but their dad put a lottt of emphasis on putting in hard work to become the greatest while their mom lives by the rules of self care and knowing your limits. spending time with their parents took a lot out of them and they would have gone insane without each other

unfortunately sandy didn't come out of being raised like that. unscathed. he heavily compartmentalizes his own emotions into the "boxing him" (feels no emotion, strong, unbeatable) and the "other him" (everything else, i.e. weak). that need to be the best is why his weakness is exhausting himself

yeah sandman's the best. at first he enjoyed the performance of it all, and especially how proud he was making his family. he's still an expert on making the media work for him but for the first time in his life he's starting to get more out of what he does for himself

sandman and joe are real close nowadays. it's interesting to understand basically your polar opposite so deeply and all that but joe brings out sandman's genuine laugh like no one else

(who framed roger rabbit moment. "what do you see in that guy anyway" "he makes me laugh.")

every time bear hugger tastes something good in a restaurant he shouts out "THIS is de-LICIOUS! whoever made this should be VERY PROUD! (pointing at the waiter) THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME THIS" and tips a small fortune

yes he did do this multiple times at a high dining restaurant and was solemnly asked to leave. he was laughing about it though bc all the snooty foodies hated it. the chef sent him an invitation for two seats in a private dinner because he was so charming. bear brought along hondo because "you know about food eh"

great tiger was pretty shy and antisocial as a bab especially due to his parent's fame. (his mom was an actor n his dad of course is a magician) to help him get over that his mom often brought him on set to her acting gigs and his dad let him watch his shows offstage. he learned that everyone would awww and be more friendly if he acted a little shy first

he had a system. come in holding mom/dad's hand. mom/dad introduces me and tell me to say hi. i act like i'm about to speak UNTIL i hide my face behind mom/dad's leg. everyone smiles. shout hello and smile big. everyone now loves me

actually his first movie role was with his mum at three years old. it was nearly 3 am and he was sound asleep waiting to go home. there was only one more scene to film; a flashback where the main actor came home to see his wife (played by mumma tiger) tucking their child into bed. in order to wrap filming, tiger's mom suggested using great tiger since he was sound asleep already. he semi woke up in bed being kissed on the forehead, and assuming he was back home, mumbled "baba" and hugged the actor. that went into the final movie

he was the world's cutest kid and his parents smothered him in love. they're still very close although mumma tiger is always prepared with embarassing baby pictures and purposefully ruining his untouchable facade

the first time great tiger used magic he had no idea it was impossible. tiger got into a tiff with his father and he got so mad when he was told to get in the corner he stomped up the kitchen wall and nestled himself in the ceiling corner glaring. his dad was so shocked that he just went silent

(and then great tiger nearly passed out from magical exertion and his dad had to dive across the room to catch him)

tiger is very much a professional. no one has ever been in the same room with him before he was 100% ready and flawless either for public outings or for the ring

you know how i mentioned smm's spanish girlfriend. well

don doesn't really encourage carmen's "money making schemes" but he loves her anyway. i mean god forbid women do anything

he did show up undercover in a really big hat and sunglasses to try and tell carmen to ease up but macho said i'm gonna do what's called a pro bisexual move

now don is involved in the smm polycule. he tried not to be because he felt bad that super macho man didn't recognize him but he will not lie he enjoys having lunch with smm once carmen goes back home. plus he enjoys fighting over who pays the bill

he calls his disguise self juan ricardo. and juan can sit on a 200 pound weight and be benchpressed if he wants to

aran ryan watches every movie. doesn't matter what it is who it's intended for or how many times he's watched it he is in that theater. he does shout at it though so for everyone's safety his home cinema gets the most milage

his favorite genre is science fiction. mostly because a good number of them are reeeeeal bad but also because he wrote copious amounts of space exploration stories as a kid

he has reaaaaaaaally strong emotions about the movies he likes and even the ones he really hates. if someone gets the reason why it's good or bad wrong (in his head) he would like to hit them with a hammer

he made a knockoff of calvin and hobbes's "spaceman spiff" for his middle school newspaper called Geordie v. The Galaxy where the first man in space keeps accidentally insulting every alien and getting chased off the planet but he can't stop traveling because Earth banished him for being annoying. there were absolutely no reasons why the character had that backstory. (/lie)

his sister calls him irn bru. she is the only one who can because otherwise he will grip you by the shoulder and explain to you calmly but unmistakably threateningly how you really ought to reevaluate your mindset on the people of ireland because either you are ignorant or actively choosing to be an ignorant asshole in order to make stale jokes.

unless you are irish then he just snorts and claps you on the back

#good night tri state area #punch out #punch out headcanons #super macho man #mr. sandman #bear hugger #great tiger #don flamenco #aran ryan #see you in the movies

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bthump · 7 months

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I dont like how whenever homoeroticism in berserk is brought up its always “griffith was in love with guts!!!” Like yeah that is true but the guts side of it is rarely if ever brought up so much so that a lot of people believe its canon that guts didnt even reciprocate griffith’s feelings and thats why griffith was so upset. For all griffith knows guts didnt but we THE READERS should know that guts actually did and thats what adds to the tragedy. I get that with griffith it was a bit more obvious what with ruining his fuckin life over guts but guts also threw EVERYTHING away just for a CHANCE of getting griffith’s approval! It wasnt even guaranteed! (to guts it wasnt, we know he had it all along) Why is that always downplayed? And people always try to find other reasons for it like a man’s honor or whatever tf. Idk it all just adds to the false and widespread narrative of griffith being the “crazy obsessive homosexual” who unleashed an apocalypse bc his crush didnt like him back and its just icky and borders on homophobia at times. Guts was/is just as obsessed with griffith as griffith was with him and is no less of a homosexual than griffith is is all im saying. And dont get me wrong a lot of griffith’s narrative is driven by his feelings for guts but there are more layers to it than just that and repeating only that guts sentiment all the time just stands in the face of having any nuanced conversations about his character beyond, again, the crazy homosexual. This is about the fandom btw nothing @ you obv, just wanted to make sure thats clear

yeah lol, no arguments here. I mean I've written a 4 part essay about Guts' feelings for Griffith specifically because I feel like fandom has a tendency to ignore his half of things - mainly fandom as a whole rather than Griffguts fandom specifically, ofc.

it's funny because in a lot of ways I think Guts' feelings are more obvious than Griffith's - like in terms of homoeroticism and implied sexual attraction, eg. But he's more masculine, he's got a potential het love interest, and the anime downplays how his dream is just a misguided attempt to get closer to Griffith, so I guess it's easier for a lot of people to miss how gay he is lol.

Thanks for the ask, hope venting helped lol.

#ask #anonymous #b

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neptuniadoesstuff · 2 months

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The King of Beauty & Violence, Adder himself!

(Yes he can keel you but doesn't want to bcs welp, he's lazy & a germiphobe)

& this is his Sigil.

So uh... Who da hecc is Adder? Welp Adder was a God OC I made for @stridesthroughashes on screb for their birfday. (But they were on a different acc during that time BUT WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT-)

So uh... hab some info of him that I made up (with some extra stuff):

|| Name: Adder'Synn Malkovich or Adder | Nickname: King of Beauty & Violence | Gender: Male (Trans), He/Him | Personality: Narcissist & sadistic, has major anger problems & very lazy + is tired 24/7 | Pride: Gay | Height: ?? Ft tall | Species: Bloopmo/Human Hybrid (Formally), Primal God | Family: Tan'Tell (Adopted son) | Powers: Can turn into huge snek man when very angy ||

Now imma tell you his likes/dislikes.

Likes/Loves:

Wine (Dood's a wine addict-)

Charcuterie Boards

Prob hoomon flesh-

Fancy poultry

Nuts

Gold Possbly

Getting drunk & not doing anything

Hot men

His Overseer Isma (Isma is a OC of mine)

Ppl dying in his arena

Being a menace in the parties in GodHome in general

Dislikes/Hates:

Snails

Hugo & his Overseer, Peter

Paying bills

Gwin (Yeh I sorta made up a Roommate AU where these 2 lived with each other but Gwin keeps eating his frikin walls)

"Ugly Ppl"

Getting dirty

Vallah & the other Gods that exist in GodHome.

Rlly doing any task that is necessary. (Dood never sleeps)

Being told what to do by others

Slight Origin Story?

Adder was originally just a college student in a rich family, despite this he wasnt rlly.. stable.. Always attacking others when being told what to do thus is often was called a spoiled brat by the other students in the campus. He did have one friend though, his was Hugo, a boy who he knew since childhood.

But then... a certain incident to happen... While one day, there was a campus party & smtn just snapped in Adder, this of course was from the pressure of his father who rlly gave no friks for him at all.. Adder to RAMPAGE & kill any known target that was "in his way" but then he was shot.. by Hugo? His friend! But why? Bcs of what Adder did what was the thing that trigger Hugo to kill him...

Adder was then reborn as a Sinner in Wrath, despite being the first level it was very much a warzone there, despite that he actually enjoyed killing ppl... As it was a way he can FINALLY take out HIS ANGER on the ones who wronged him.. Maybe is that what Mom wanted?

Years later he rose up the ranks, essentially becoming a tyrant till he went into the rank... of a God, who needed to be redeemed when you're now a God? He didn't, and he now had what HE wanted... To be in control.. No more being told what to do by some puny mortals or "peasants". His kingdom grew extensively, becoming bigger & bigger. But since it "was" still TECHNICALLY a part of Wrath, he took some of its culture & gave it his own twist..

And this is how Adder came to be! (And yeh I kinda changed his origins a bit bcs him dying in Highskool felt weird & I feel very iffy with that tbh)

Thats all I have for him.

Name: King of Beauty & Violence Ref Sheet

Character: Adder'Synn Malkovich ( @stridesthroughashes )

Artist: ME

Program: IbisPaint x

Bubs' TOS: Plz don't repost/steal, trace, or recolor my art WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! If you do, I'll take yur femur and pelvis.. SO, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! (The PNS on my Blog's pinned project clearly means "Please No Steal" plz follow that rule.) If you do post my art on anything like yur blog or somewhere else (With my permission) PEASE CREDIT ME!

#King of Beauty & Violence #Adder'Synn Malkovich #Adder #God OC #OC #RoTG #Realm of The Gods #reference sheet #Ref #OC for a Fremb #N-Verse #NeptuniaDoesStuff #Art

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ok i get where that person was coming from but also i feel like a large part of me thinking dan was DEFINITELY The Gay One was the DanGender yk

completely understandable i get it. dan was always more subversive about gender roles which like, obviously doesn't/shouldn't mean you're gay everyone should not care about gender roles, but amongst other (more problematic) assumptions i think that's why everyone believed dan was The Gay One. on the surface phil is more "straight-passing" again due to stereotypes, and also bc he generally is the more masc presenting of the two (but in a gay way, anything masc about him is bc he loves men) but also the amount of people who thought he was the straight one is hilarious that man is kinsey 6 as hell (which is why i respect that random person outside wad, like they were still wrong but in the more interesting direction)

#asks

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So…uhh…

HI. I’ve low key been stalking your page and can I rq a fix with Shikaku?? (Oh lord I need help) I saw you write for everyone for naruto minus you know gramps and the snake pedo…so Shikaku should be okay right?

OK IMMA RUN LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL NOW, BYE—

OMG YESSSS my second request!! Yes love I do indeed write for Daddy Cocku I MEAN SHIKAKU! (Also what the hell is you and Shikaku fixing? The fact you ain’t preggers?)

Unfortunately You did not send in what type of sene you wanted to uh…I’m going to write what every girl thinks about when she sees this man. (Or every other person, I don’t discriminate bc that’s SO 1998) SHIKAKU SMUT COMING YOUR WAY, MY DEAR!

fourty one years old. That’s how old your crush was. You your self were only eighteen, so Legally all he could be your father,but did that stop you from crushing on a two time war hero? Hell no. Your daddy issues were on a whole other PLANE with how bad they were. You definitely should NOT have been crushing on Shikamaru’s father, but oh well.

But who said that the crush was one sided?

Your ass, tits, hips, dressing style, YOU . That was all Shikaku could think about nowadays. His wife was gone now, up in a better place. And his mind travels further into the devil’s territory when that happened. Perhaps he was in the wrong, but you weren’t a minor anymore…just barley old enough to- he couldn’t, he mustn’t think like that, he’s been training you all your life. Ever since you were thirteen. He shouldn’t be thinking tease thoughts now. Surely there was a person of perferable age. Yes, there has to be. Who would want a go at that- Dear Lord, he needed help.

“Ha! As if that would ever be true,” Ino said, sitting next to her father. You giggled and said, “I mean, I could be. You could be having twins, Ino.” Inochi paled and said, “I hope it’s not twin girls at the very least.” Ino and you laughed at his remark and Ino went into a conversation with Shikamaru’s about Temari and how she was doing in her pregnancy. You took the time to slip away to the coolers and grab yet another drink, you weren’t old enough to drink yet and you surely weren’t about to risk being caught underage drinking in front of your boss. “Hello, Fawn,” the deep, gruff voice you were familiar with said, smiling you replied, “Hello, Sensei.” You grabbed a cherry coke and popped the tap open. You took a sip and said, “You want something?” “Yes, a bottle of beer,” you rolled your eyes and said, “Here,” handing him a bottle of the ungodly drink. He took it and said, “Thank you very much.” You nodded and strolled off, feeling the warm summer breeze. “Wonder when I’ll get knocked up?” You murmured aloud, staring at the dandelions growing wildly in the grass. “Hmm, I wondered the same thing the other day, Sis.”

you nearly jumped out of your skin. “Shika! You scared me,” you said, turning your head to look at Shikamaru’s face. He smirked and said, “Boo.” You rolled your eyes. “You were wondering when you’ll get preggers? Boy, I’m pretty sure you have to be gay for that shit in your case,” you joked, throwing a playful insults his way. He punched your shoulder lightly, something Temari would’ve chewed his ear off for if she had been there. “Calm down, boy. We don’t want to damage me before my big mission do we?” “Riiiight, that drag of a mission my dad and you gotta take. Why is he even going? He should be retired at this point.” He’s right. He shouldn’t be going, you thought, crouching down and picking a flower. “You know, those were my mom’s favorites?” Shikamaru said, you stood up, holding a flower in the left hand and cherry coke In The right. “Yeah…I miss her.”

“Me too. It’s fucked up that cancer ran in her family.” “Yeah…” you looked up at the sky and sighed, “enough of this sappy shit, Nara. Let’s eat!” You said, walking back towards the cookout, you could smell steak being made on the grill, Choza’s curtesy. Shikamaru wasn’t far behind you and eventually you two ended up racing to the grill. You won and your reward was your coke spilled all over you white tee shirt. “Shit.” You threw the tee shirt off and said, “Good thing I wore my swimsuit underneath, eh?”

And cue Shikaku nearly choking on his beer.

And Inochi openly staring at you breasts.

Choza respectfully looked the other way along side his son, but shikamaru quickly gave his sweatshirt and said, “Jesus Christ, Y/n. Warn a man net time you flash you tits!” You giggled and said, “Sorry, Shika. Didn’t know you were still perverted even after living with Temari.” Shikamaru blushed and said, “Oh shut up!” And stomped away. “Hahaha!” You laughed, holding your stomach. The sweater was getting a bit too hot from how worked up your body was so you said, “Ino? Can I borrow a shirt?”

Cue Ino getting an evil ass Idea. She knew of your…liking towards the elder Nara and so, she simply nodded and said, “Follow me.” What would look good with those awfully plain beige shorts? She’ll look like a park ranger if I give her a whit shirt, and she’ll look like Sarah La’Craft if I give her a black one…hmm…

“Here!” Ino said tossing you a crop top of a tie dyed Coca-Cola tee shirt. You threw it on and said, “Don’t you sleep in this?” Ino shook her head, “No, I sleep in the purple Fanta one.” You pursed you lips and said, “It’s a bit short, Ino…” “I’m the oldest one right now and I say Poppycock!” Ino chimed, you huffed. You hated it when she used that argument. “Fine!” You groaned, walking out of Ino’s room. When you got back out side, Shikamaru and Chogi were water wrestling in the pool. “Oi! Who’s winning?” “I am!” Chogi shouted, “No, I am!” Shikamaru called, “It’s a tie,” Shikaku said, closing his eyes. “Ahh. Well uhh…GO CHOGI!” “What the hell, Sis?! I’ve known you longer than him!” “He shares his chips with me! Unlike youuu!” You sang, Shikamaru paused to glare at you and then-

SLOOOSH!

“WHOOHOO! WAY TO GO, CHOGI!” You shouted, jumping up and down, your shirt moving up, revealing your bikini top and then back down to cover it. Shikaku was smiling, pretending to be giving a nod in congrats to Chogi when in reality he was staring at you out the corner of his eye. Wouldn’t mind seeing that whilst she rides… was the sinful thought that over took his mind. He shook his head and groaned. “You okay, Dad?” “Yeah, just…to much beer, I think.” “I told you, your too old to be drinking that stuff.” “Oh, what do you know? You can’t even drink! Your only twenty!” “And who says I don’t drink, uh?” “I’ll beat your ass boy.” You stifled your laughs with Ino and you watched the argument. “Ohh, you think this is funny, Fawn?” Shikaku said, smiling a dangerous smile. You flattered and said, “Uhh…” “We’ll settle this like adults…With a water fight.” You blinked. “How is that grown? Huh, Gramps?” Shikaku smirked before saying, “In the pool and I’ll show you.” You laughed on singular, loud laugh and said, “Fine then.”

you threw off your top and then your shorts and jumped into the pool, “C’mon in, Gramps!” Shikaku rolled his eyes before flopping i on his back. “Hello, Little One.” You scoffed and splashed him. “Shut up!” You said, “Now…I don’t think a shinobi who works under me has ever had the nerve to say that to my face.” And he splashed you back. And with that, you two swam around avoiding one another’s attacks. Once he snuck up behind you and grabbed you, “One, two-Ah!” He shouted, when you kicked his knee and swam away, “you gotta be quicker than that, gramps!” He laughed and swam after you. You two barley noticed how many cheers you were getting from your friends.

You smiled and said, “Find me.” And used a secret justu only know to your clan to melt and become one with the water. And you could breath just fine, smoothly moving around Shikaku as he wadded, scanning the water for a suspicious amount of turquoise that you turned the water. He put a hand right over your face and said, “Found ya.” You huffed and remolded back into a human. “That’s was fast.” “I’m the Jonin commander, I have to be fast.” You giggled into the back of your hand. “Explains.” Shikaku smiled and started to float on his back. “This is nice…what the hell were we even doing?” He muttered, looking at you, who was now sitting on the edge of the pool, feet in the water, chatting with Ino. He saw you blush and saw your eyes go as wide as dinner plates. “Yamanaka Ino!” He heard you scold the pregnant woman, she laughed and said, “It’s true. You were.” Shikaku sort of wanted to know the rest of the convo but he decided against it and closed his eyes.

“Bye, I’ll see you guys later!” You said, waving your friends goodbye. You had to be up and around by four in the morning so you needed an early night of rest. “Oh, thank god. I thought I’d never leave,” you grumbled. Ofcourse you were going home, hello no. You were going to stop by the convenience store to buy a six pack. You felt like you were being watched but no one was right right now. It was twelve in the morning. Who would be ou right now? Your ass. Shikaku’s ass.

“Hello, Fawn,” he said, you turned around and glared at him, “I KNEW IT!” You shouted in your mind. Outside you said, “Hello, Sensei.” He Adored hearing the word, ‘Sensei’ fall from your lips. And speaking of your lips e noticed you were nibbling on the lower one. “Is something wrong?” You asked, eyeing him as if you wished to kill the grown man in front of you. He smiled, “There is. A nice young lady is walking home by herself.” You blinked and rolled your eyes playfully. “And who might that be? Because I’m damn close to being a Jonin so I know it ain’t me.” “It is you.” You smiled softly up at the commander and said, “Well, then. I never thought my own Sensei would have such little faith in me.” “It’s not that I don’t have faith in you…it’s just that it’s a natural instinct t for a father to want to protect.” You felt guilt eating away at you. “Yeah, it is, isn’t?” You asked softly, “Something wrong with that?”

“No, of course not!”

Yes I just so happen to dream of you ruining any traces of innocence I have left every night and then you go and say shit like this and I feel extraordinarily guilty.

“Good, good…” Shikaku said, feeling rather awkward.

She’s just turned eighteen, she’s just turned eighteen she’s just turned eighteen she’s just turned eighteen she’s just—very attractive…

“Well, it’s getting cold, we should head home…” you said, looking the other way, knowing you had negative chances of filing through with your plan. You were so lost in your mind you didn’t even notice how Shikaku was starting at you-xand mane the becasue he himself didn’t even notice…Your sides were on display for all to see, as were your boobs considering you decided to walk home In Your bikini top. “Khm, Y/n?” Shikaku said, you didn’t even hear, the inside voices were arguing so loudly…

“Y/N.” Shikaku said sternly, holding your chin with a firm grip. “Are feeling okay?” He asked more gently, you finally looked up at him and nearly died when you saw how close you two were, “…Fine!” You squeaked, your eyes darting all around, “…You took your medication today, correct?” “Yes, Dad,” you groaned, rolling your eyes, now annoyed with him and yourself. No, of course you didn’t take your med. why would have you? There were enough distractions today to…to…to what? What did you need distractions for? You anxiety. That’s what. “Y/n, you just lied to me again, didn’t you?” “Again? What do you mean again?” “Y/n…don’t avoid the question.”

“I’m not avoiding any damn question, Shikaku!” You said hotly, shoving him away, “God, you act like you—you…Lord.” You breathed, fear evident in your face. He wasn’t looking at you, he was looking past you, glaring at something—Or someone.

“Hey! Y/n!”

Not him, not him, not him!

You chanted I. You head. “Hello, (ex name).” You said, turning around. He man looked down at you and smiled. “I see your still dressing like a slut.” He said calmly, “so, your with the head of the Nara clan now, eh?” “Retired head of clan. And No. I’m her Sensei, you dumb fuck.” You turned around and looked at Shikaku again, seeing he was more than angry. You paled and barley said, “Let’s just go.” You started to grab shikakus hand but you were stopped by Shikaku himself. “Right right. This idiot isn’t worth Our time.” And grabbed you around your shoulders in what he hopped was a fatherly gesture. You smiled and said, “Yeah, he isn’t. Is he?” “Not a millisecond.” You giggled as you two walked off, leaving the drunken ex dumbfounded.

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have grabbed you like that,” Shikaku said, standing on your doorstep. You smiled and said, “Shikaku, it’s more than fine. Any chance to piss of that bastard I’ll take.” On the inside you were debating weather to invite him in or not. “Would you like to come inside for a few?” You asked, smiling ever innocently. Shikaku nodded and said, “Sure, why not?” You guided him into the kitchen and said, “I’ll make some tea…what kind do you like?” “Camomile. Calms the nerves,” he said, you nodded and shakily grabbed the tea.

He’s going to see my med cup still has my pills in it….

“Y/n?” Shikaku said gruffly, eyeing your back. “Y-yes?” Your voice was higher than normal. “We both know what I’m about to scold you for, don’t we?” “No…” you lied, shaking, “Wh-what?” Yo barley said, “Your pills are still in the cup.” You nearly fainted. Fuck he was hot when he was angry. You heard him get up, heard him walk the short distance from the table to you. You could feel the heat from his body radiating off him, and smell all the cigarettes he smoked that day. “Did you lie to me?” You nodded, “Yes, I did.”

SMACK!

“Shik-Shikaku!” You gasped, Turing your head to look at him. He had a pleased smile on his face. “Sweetheart, why did you lie to me?” He asked softly, “Why’d you slap my ass?” You clapped back.

SMACK, SMACK SMACK!

”Shikaku!” You shouted, eyes wide and staring at your counter top. “Answer me.” Was all he said, “Because i-…I—….I don’t know,” you whispered, tears lining your lashes. Tears of Fear. “You dunno?” He murmured into your ear, “No, Sir.” “Well, then. All Shinobi should be honest and respectful…especially towards their elders. And what have you been today?” “A brat?” You asked, somehow still having sassy replies in you. “That’s right. A lil’ brat,” he said, “And do you know what I do to brats?” “No,” you breathed, he gently caressed your sides, “I teach them how to behave.”

(Alright the smutty shit starts here. MINORS DO NOT EAD (if yo mamas home that is) AND MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT INTERACT)

Why did I lie, why did I lie?

SMACK, SMACK, SMACK

“You gon’ b’have now?” Shikaku slurred, you nodded quickly. “Yes, sir!” You nearly sobbed, you were tears because of how ROUGH he was. Shikaku smiled and said, “Good.” He let you walk away a few feet, and breath. “Lord…how did shikamaru survive getting whooped by you?” You asked, looking at your Sensei who had just lit a cig in the middle of your kitchen. “No idea. Then again, I wasn’t a very good father. Still not.” You smiled, “Well, I think you had to have been a good dad because my ass still stings.” Shikaku coughed and spat out hack into your sink. “Damn, Y/n! Don’t say such out of pocket things!” Shikaku shouted, You laughed, enjoying your revenge.

“Thought you were going to behave, Fawn?” You gulped, “I am.” You said, “Then take your meds. And sit down.” You did as you were told, sitting down and then taking your meds. As you gulped down the last pill you saw shikaku’s shadows wrap around your thighs, they were cold and thick. “Sen-Sensei?” You stuttered, looking up at him, confused. He smiled, “You derserve a small reward, doncha think?” He asked. You didn’t know what to say, “Don’t worry, it’ll feel good this time.” And he didn’t lie, his shadows made contact with your clit and it felt good. So good. “Shika-Shikaku!” You gasped, feeling the circles being rubbed into your sensitive bud. “Ahh!” You shouted and he slapped your thigh, “That’s a good girl,” he praised, “you feel good, don’tcha?” He asked, you nodded rapidly. “So good!” You said, gripped the edges of the chair, “Ohh, Sensei!” You whined as his shadows sped up, Shikaku was now sitting next to you, palming himself, thinking about how cute you would look on his cock.

“Daddy…”

The whine nearly made Shikaku fuck you then and there, and you thought he would with how fast he got up to pin you into your chair. “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!” He gritted his teeth whilst saying, “What now, Brat?”

😃

so I need Jesus now so uhh…Part two? Maybe? Idk bye loves.

#valley writes #naruto shippuden #Shikaku nara #shikaku Nara x reader #Nara x reader #reader insert #Shikaku x reader #DILFDILFDILFDIFL #AGE GAAAAAAAP #minors do not interact #minors dni

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okayyyyyyyy initial bravern finale thoughts. i think i will be thinking abt this show for the next 7-10 business years so more to come ofc but. AH!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ISAMI SINGING THE OP LET THAT BE DIEGETIC TOO!!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO ON SPOTIFY!!!!!!!!!!

isami off his Fucking rocker at that one point like Yeah you deserve it king go OFF LMAO. i found that quite satisfying :] real talk tho for as much as i call him baby rice cracker all the time i really love him as a protagonist? like he just feels so damn human in the way he struggles so much but tries his best and then gets hit AGAIN but keeps trying again and again anyways. it's really good! and his whole arc of like. learning that he Can rely on others and with that reliance brings mutual care..............sobs

i love that piloting these fucking things just makes your hair grow. LMFAO

okay i know i've been complaining abt the translation of "bang brave" or whatever tf smith keeps saying before he dies BUT the reveal that that is just ANOTHER thing he's doing bc he's a Fucking Freak and isami thinks it's weird too KILLED ME. smith: "brave bang :]" isami: If You Say That Shit One More Time You're Sleeping On The Couch Tonight". what is wrong with you lewis smith!!!!!!!!!!

i wouldn't be atall surprised if this show got the ssssg treatment and got four million random manga/light novel spinoffs especially considering it's consistently like the most popular show in japan lmao. the lulu-superbia spinoff sounds like a lot of fun so i'd def be interested to see more in that vein!!! i need to learn japanese tho cause no way they're getting eng translations!!!!

i feel like. there is a specific Vibe of mecha thing that verum vita fits which Also includes dissonanza backarrow and uhhhh idk the name but that one mf who pops up in ep30ish of gaogaigar and is just kinda like. observing? like verum vita is not a court jester like the other two and this analysis does not go any deeper than Vibes but. it had me leo dicaprio pointing like. another one!!!

i'm literally obsessed with the unhinged worldbuilding in this show. like?

population is nine billion???

the suez canal is still blocked????

if you're gay you can just. Do That ???

like i love that they don't explain this shit either it's so funny to me. LMAO

something something smith can only express himself and his love for isami as bravern not just bc it gives him as a character/person separation from his Human Self but also. bc i wouldn't be surprised if that was The Way to get the queer stuff so blatant, bc he was in robot form rather than one human man saying "i love you" to another and then glomping him in an explicitly romantic sense after all the talk of riding and him being inside him. LMAO. this isn't a complaint beyond a vague shake of the fist at Corporations and TV Censors, just smth i think is REALLY interesting and which i had a surprising amount of fun watching play out from a story perspective :]

i feel like my hottest bravern take is and will always be that i really don't mind the 12eps LMAO. like i thought it provided a fun variety of Situations with which to deal with the DDs and it didn't give it enough time for the gimmick or mystery elements to start to feel old. also i am just generally of the opinion that most stories would work better if you wrote them to be told in X amount of time and then had to trim off like. 40% of that. so i know it's a personal thing but i think it worked well for bravern!!

i do wish we'd gotten to see smith and isami hug if only cause i think isami fuckin needs it. LMAO. but overall i'm satisfied w their arc, especially bc i think the whole "beyond bang brave" thing works REALLY well w smith returning to his human body. like as soon as superbia kicked it i had a feeling that would happen, and obv it's textually referring to isami/bravern/lulu's massive super robot powerup, but i also think it can just mean like. what happens After? cause smith keeps saying "bang brave" or whatever tf when he dies but to go Beyond that is to come back to life and experience a life where he can receive love, too (i.e., via cooking and food AND ALSO via Literally being brought back to life from bravern's heart. who had just merged with isami on a particle level or whatever lmao). so i'm rly satisfied with how it played out in the end :]

overall i think my only real complaint w the show on the whole aside from the military propaganda was that the boys looked like such fucking DERPS in half their shots. lmao. like obviously i'm biased cause i'm a sakuga whore and i actually rly do like their more realistic style a surprising amount cause i usually don't go for that sort of thing but uh. there's a reason that lulu is the human i gif most often and it's cause she always looked better than them by a long shot FSKDLJH. her character animation was consistently the best & most expressive and she was always the most on-model which. FUCKING DESERVED BTW. her arc was incredible and i'm so excited to rly think about her some more and dig into her as like. a rei ayanami clone (maybe even specifically rebuild? w the "your hair grows long inside your mecha" thing) but who takes control of HER OWN STORY TOO and is able to grow wildly beyond being that story point. like i love that she's taken care of too. agh she's really such an amazing character maybe i'll have to cosplay her too FKLDJSHF i'm rotating her in my brain So Much

overall that was really good and i really enjoyed it and i can't wait for the blurays <333 i love it when robot shows are made by people who love robot shows!!!!!

#a: bravern #bravern spoilers #t.bbbb

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