#im kidding thats a joke

[heydocpotts]

sometimes u do a little thinking & ur like. damn. i went thru that???

#dont reblog #srsly i think this year has been one of the hardest of my life #between the grief of losing a close family member to having to come to terms #with a few ex close friends screwing me over #to being dirt poor & terrified bc of it #goddamn bro #like the other day i had .34 cents in my bank account. i had to borrow money to just get to work #cancelled a dr's apointment bc i just couldnt afford it #bro what am i even doing #at least i have some cool ppl around me #its really rough going tho & sometimes i dont even want to get out of bed #idk i just woke up from a nap & was just laying there thinking for a while #& theres so little engagement here that it feels ljke talking into the void & thats kinda nice #i dont want to actually bother anyone in my life w this its too much #im just like. getting by bro #im mostly glad im alive but also at what cost ckskfkskkfjd #im kidding thats a joke #delete later

[hhawkeye]

im excited for this weekend 🥳🥳🥳

#get to hang out w the baby. i bought him one of those tent things with the tunnels #i hope he likes it. if he doesnt im gonna trap him in it and not let him out until he learns to love it #im kidding thats a joke #i also bought him cute little outfits bc i cant go five minutes without buying him stuff

[spoopdeedoop]

something about fire and starlight

#I WAS POSSESSSSEDDDD #WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. #my art #i hope thats enough spicynoodles cringepostijg i did. so much art today #lmk #lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk fanart #lmk mk #lmk red son #qi xiaotian #spicynoodles #lmk spicynoodles #spicynoodlesshipping #spicynoodleshipping #im done i resign from the internet goodbye #im sorry for being cringe 😞 #/joke #qi xiaotian fanart

[iooiu]

good to know all casey jones’ are the same

#as a fandom i think there is so much hidden potential in casey jr that we're not talking ab #thats an apocalypse baby right there he knows how to de-bone things #he WILL fight you to the death for the last scrap of pizza no he is not joking #u all watch tmnt for the turtles i watch it for the funky little humans #they're so messed up!! i love them!!!! #trashcan kids i swear every single one #sorry 2003 casey i havent watched enough of the show to remember you </3 #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #casey jones #casey jones jr #cassandra jones #foot recruit #kk im done #leave me alone folks im inconsolable #the formatting is so wack LIKE WHO HURT U

[ninjasmudge]

When Macaque can take his relationship with Sun Wukong falling apart better than Megatron does with Optimus.

why cant you be more like macaque, he just beat some people up and put on plays until he felt better

anyway enjoy this niche crossover

#lego monkie kid #monkie kid #six eared macaque #transformers #megatron #tfp megatron #tfp #tf #mk #mk art #transformers prime #i was gonna draw maq and then i was like wait them robots is huge #and then i brainwaved so smoke monster macaque it is #if you asked me about whose fault the transformers wars are in general i could write you a multiple page essay #i could talk for hours and hours about different continueties blaming different things and how the war fell on both autobots and decepticon #but in tfp megs is pretty assuredly largely at fault and simply unable to entertain the idea of peace #i vow not to get into that essay here but his motivations were coming from a different place than for eg. tfa where hes much more justified #tfp was assured destruction #plus its for the joke so thats why im placing blame on him here #the joke needed it #sometimes salf care is obliterating your whole species #my art

[spitblaze]

why the hell is christian music so devoid of lyricism. like i KNOW you guys can do better ive listened to sufjan stevens. ive heard that one jars of clay song. theres so much ground you could cover thematically and tonally and lyrically but like. it feels like a genuine oddity to find a song EXPLICITLY about christianity that sounds better than 'overproduced amateur who decided their first pass at the lyrics was good enough to sing to millions of people and also god'

#spitblaze says things #christianity mention #is this another inexplicable side effect of the hedgemony. #ppl think that its inherently better for being christian and therefore dont need any more work #come on now. #if this was a genuine act of worship maybe you'd put a little backbone into it. im not asking for much guys #just something thats interesting to listen to #no wonder evangelicals have to brainwash their kids into thinking all secular media is evil #maybe if you made better christian media you wouldnt need to do that in the first place. have u considered that (half joking)

[kabutoden]

sorriez for not posting I am now responsible for SEVEN PUPPIES

SEVEN

PUPPIES

#seven of them #this shit is crazy #puppies #dog #puppy #dont breed your dogs kids #theyre my neighbors im helping him out cus their mama is sick and i dont have a job #also if you live in kansas city and want a dog i have seven hmu. thats not a joke btw. i will give you this dog. #if the following genuinely applies to you 1. damn what are the chances 2. lets meet in person and talk first #i gotta find somewhere for SEVEN DOGS #AAAAA

[coloredcompulsion]

Murderbot-Posting again because my rooms reorganization is being fueled by the audiobooks

Loving ART going "You're not As stupid as I thought you were" and Murderbot essentially passing out from frustration?? It Willingly K.O.'d itself to 'win' an argument and that didn't even work

Murderbot 'I hate being vulnerable' Mensah for real would rather be Vulnerable than Lose and I love that for it

#me too buddy im also childish and hate losing #I decided at some point Murderbot's full name is Murderbot Mensah #because my middle name jokes don't work without a last name #so congrats mensah u have a kid thats a horrifying murderbot #anyway art is my favourite character and I'm glad it came back #it is just trying So Hard to be bros with Murderbot but murderbot fears the vulnerability of friendship #does that deter art #no absolutely not #art better be in system collapse or i will cry #ramblings of a stranger #special interest tag #mb tag #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #perihelion

[grxygreenrain]

Smth about the WAY that doctordonna and rose have the doctors dna in a way that is so so so like an uncle. Like him and donna share his dna. her daughter has that dna as well. the nobles and the doctor.

#thats his FAMILY #mr and miss spartacus!!!! #mr and mrs spartacus joke again but this time they have to explain that yes shes married but no not to him but yes she kept her own name #i like shaun temple but idk i think shaun noble could have been nicies #doctor who #doctor who spoilers #the star beast #they r are best buds forever. honorary uncle alien. moms best friend in the universe. he paints her nails and they yell at the tv. #Edit: I need to make this clear that im saying hes an uncle the way u might tell a kid that ur bestie is their uncle #also i posted this b4 the finale

[mugentakeda]

Headcanoning transman Lu Ten so that him and Jiro can have a baby girl ❤️ Im obsessed with two characters having child even though I don't want any of my own 😭

yeah me and my hostage think its a great idea anon

#(JOKE) #im just like you anon i love kids and babies but i just want to be the epic lesbian uncle. Or something. i have a dog thats enough for me #and in all seriousness yes. trans pregnancy is so radical. we love you pregnancy headcanons #and girldads lu ten and jiro is REAL. it was written in the ancient scriptures. #when i decided that in his Lore that he would parentify himself and nurture azula for the first six months of her life. so freaking choice. #asks #dai li lu ten #<- TECHNICALLY. #i feel like this au is getting out of hand. scratches head #just remember that lu ten is the atla fandoms public domain oc and all of this lore is some shit i made up. in my head

[earthspark-shockwaves-reduction]

when the cassettes escaped megs and OP and the decoy ravage was looking for soundwave and frenzy said "you don't have to follow him anymore!" or smth and it gave off the Slight but Very Troubling Implication that Soundwave treats the cassettes more like minions and tools and not his Itty Bitty Kiddies (and Actual Kitty) that Live in his Tiddies that he'd do anything for

#also one of them didn't eject right apparently EXPLODED????? #bumblebee dont joke thats his probably dead CHILD #...earthspark is about *fambly* if soundwave treats his kids bad im gonna throw up #...maybe im forgetting smth i havent watched the cassette ep in months and im not going through getting my stuff logged in #just to make sure my Robot Post is right- #mine #transformers #tf #maccadam #earthspark #soundwave #transformers earthspark #also i cant remember if the decoy is the one who found him or the one he set out. but i think its the first

[petricorah]

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#i have two comics that are close to done and dont know which one to finish #ones oblivious pining and the others joking about dating the blue spirit #also i have tickets to see the ATLA concert tomorrow?!? im so excited #ahh i have so many zukka comics planned but im not sure which one to start on next #ones a longer post canon one about sokka drinking cactus juice and confessing and zuko doesnt know how to say he feels the same when sokka #puts his life on the line for him #another is the 'do you regret it' betrothal one thats not really angsty #one's a redo of my tea shop au with sokka being the college kid who comes in to work lte at night #ones a canon one about zuko getting sick and not knowing how to trust the gaang #i really like that one but its not really shippy #and then more. so. many more that i dont know which to start #hajsjdj #notmyart #CRAP I NEED TO SET UP MY STORE #i might just accept that maybe ill take a loss this first time and do it before i cant anymore. just do the easiest platform and just Go

[hand-face-chan]

I'm only halfway though Hbomberguy's new video and I dont know if this is a universal experience but my main horrified takeaway from hbomb's plagiarism video so far is that one of my highschools TAUGHT AN ENTIRE CLASS OF 13 YEAR OLDS TO PLAGIARISE. LIKE, ON PURPOSE.

I ended up moving to a much better highschool, but my first highschool essentially taught us to "write" essays by reading what someone else had written and then write what they said again but putting it "into your own words". Which in practice was teaching us to change, for example, "the works of Shakespeare were regarded by many as the first popular art form" to "Shakespeare's plays have been said by some to be the first example of popular media". One teacher actually told us that the process of writing an essay was "saying what the people you've researched have said, in a way where it sounds like you said it".

Like. The tactics that actual plagiarists use to hide the fact that they were stealing. An actual teacher tried to teach me to do that.

#hbomberguy #im so glad i left that school early the next year. it definitely would have gotten worse. #i literally didnt learn what a bibliography was until grade 9 because of how shit my first highschool was. #at the same time if a student wrote a paper that was 'too good' even if it was orginal theyd accuse them of stealing without proof #like i wrote a completely original paper and got the note 'this is very good - did you write it all yourself?' #fuck you man. yes i did. despite you trying to teach me to do the opposite #they accused me of getting my parents to write it for me. i had to show them everything i researched and my dad lost it at them #this was also the same school where they took every kid with a disability out of maths regardless of if they were good at maths or not #and taught them shapes like they were fucking three years old #i remember hanging out in the maths with all the other autistic kids and prentending to have never seen a triangle before for a joke #and while thats really bad and abelist. the non-disabled kids were still being taught addition and division like they were 8 and not 12 #the whole thing was a massive fuck up shit fest. it took the year 7 maths teacher leaving for us to all get the same maths class #and we STILL werent being taught to an age appropriate level because we missed so much grade 7 maths it had to be caught up in grade 8 #i would burn it down but its not a highschool anymore lol

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

K but the fact that Wally and Hartley are working together in a state-of-the-art, bajillion dollar funded, relatively unsupervised, sci-fi science lab??? Sure, they work in different departments and on different floors but HELLO?!? The hijinks potential is astronomical!!!

These two are probably the worst people to have unsupervised in a lab setting because they will just do whatever the fuck they want and it will work and that's the worst part. Hartley and Wally would create the portal guns from Halo on their lunch break because it looked cool and then they wouldn't even consider the consequences of what they've just unleashed upon the world.

Wally was building time travel devices as a child. Hartley was building mind control devices as a child. Considering consequences isn't really their forte.

God, I sure hope that building has good supervisors.... and insurance. Lots of insurance.

#The Flash and The Pied Piper walk into a science lab... #actually im not going to lie? high-key The Atom should work there too. The legacy Atom. i forget his name #the one with the dog that has an alien city on its back and has a roommate thats just a floating head #i read his run and goddamn. thats a guy who understands sci-fi hijinks. he would fit right in to Central City #he's also got doctorates and stuff. OH also Karen! #yoooooo The Flash The Pied Piper The Atom and Bumblebee all walk into a science lab run by Mr. Terrific #the start of a great joke and an even better story #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #the pied piper #hartley rathaway

[fleshdyke]

#csa warning for tags #ughhh ik i was just talking abt this but man. Man. constantly bullied as a child + raped as a child is a brutal combo huh #completely irreversibly fucked up sense of intimacy. i dont want to have sex with anyone i dont care what ppl think of me looks wise but i #also care more than anything and want people to want me so bad #like when ur only experience with anyone at all finding you desirable is being raped at 6ish. fucks u up man #was constantly told by everyone i knew that i was undesirable from day fucking one. i was always the one ppl would dare their friends to #'ask out' bc everyone thought i was that bad. i never had those rumours of 'some boy likes you' without people laughing in the background #all of my friends. even the ones that were also weird kids and bullied etc etc always have stories of other kids having crushes on them or #whatever. and i just never had that. it feels like i missed out on something important #i want to be pursued by a guy i hate i want them to not leave me alone. i want to feel like im in danger. and i know how fucking disgusting #that is but i cant help it. like i feel like thats the only way im going to feel normal and wanted like theres not something inherently #wrong with me. and i know how dangerous that is but its not like it matters anyways bc still no one likes me at all. #and i know how stupid of a thing it is to obsess over like what am i 9 years old? but i just cant get it out of my head #like idk i feel like the only way im going to actually feel desirable at all is if someone tries to rape me again. or if i feel like i have #to worry about someone raping me again. i know i wouldnt feel that way if someone was like. nice about it. #bc if someone genuinely liked me and was a decent human being about it i wouldnt be able to see it as anything other than faking it for pit #i wouldnt be able to believe it. even if i wasnt waiting for them to drop the joke and start laughing at me i would always think it was jus #an act bc they feel bad for me. the only way i could ever think it's genuine and that i'm desirable at all is if someone sexually #harassed me. like idk how to explain it but thats the only way i could feel desirable at all #bc it's the only way i've ever been desirable. when i was a kid. #and it terrifies me so bad bc i know how fucking disgusting that is and how self destructive it is #but i still feel like i dont even have to really worry about being assaulted. bc i still believe im completely undesirable at my core. #i dont believe i could be desired so i dont believe i have to worry about being raped. bc no one would want to anyways #rambles #vent

[ariose-ghoul]

we need an episode where lark and glenn FINALLY get the fucked up father-son interaction they deserve and i've decided it'll be called "lark! the herald angels sing"

#GLENN WAS THE ONE WHO TAUGHT LARK HOW TO DRIVE #AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN HARDLY ANY INTERACTION BETWEEN THEM #dndads #is there a word for a parental otp because thats me with them #also glenn with scary i think she should have her nice stepdad and her cool demon dad #said it before ill say it again #glenn could be the obnoxious girldad we all want if he had any sufficient interaction with scary #he would ADORE this kid i will die on this hill #DNDADS CREW IF YOU SEE THIS IM GIVING THIS IDEA AWAY 4 FREE unless u rly wanted to pay #(/SILLY /SILLY THIS IS A JOKE) #idk man i'm in a funk rn