#im not tagging this lmfao

[edwardslostalchemy]

I know the situation in the manga is dire, but I'm laughing because when Izuku's and Shigaraki's memories are intertwining in the latest chapters, the first memory Izuku has is of Shouto during the sports festival saying he wants to be a hero, too. And then, we get to see his memories about him, Tsu, and nuisance working together at the USJ. And I mean. I'm not even sorry to make this about ships. Like Izuku thinking about Shouto first took me OUT, I didn't expect the first memory to be about Shouto, but I welcome it, I love it. Tododeku is thriving even with the crumbs. But I'm laughing because we get Shouto, we get Tsu AND dumb bitch. And that's really it. Like....it would have been perfect to have Ochako in there, too. But nope. Shigaraki thinks about Toga, Dabi, and Spinner, people he has relationships with, which is fine. Maybe the memories are random. Maybe they're not. But I just keep thinking about that scene from Mean Girls where Damian as Santa delivers the candy canes, gives one to Cady, several to Glenn Coco, anD NONE FOR GRETCHEN WEINERS. That's Ochako. She's Gretchen Weiners here. None for her.

#even TSU got a memory #Shouto my beloved 💖 #Shouto Izuku's beloved 😍 #im not tagging this lmfao #bnha rambles #i needed little confirmation to know Izuku thinks about Shouto all the time 🥰 this is it #Shouto is Glenn Coco #you go Glenn Coco 💖

[not-your-bro]

wait. RADOVID?????????????

#im not tagging this LMFAO #iykyk

[juniorectobiologist]

atlastuck

#man u can literally see the effort decline lmfao #whatevsss #homestuck #karkat vantas #aradia megido #tavros nitram #sollux captor #nepeta leijon #kanaya maryam #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #eridan ampora #feferi peixes #beta trolls #my art #atla #phew kay im done tagging

[vault81]

I've finished my Fallout OC Character Sheet! this is my first time making something like this, but I like how it turned out!

PSD below cut!

Compressed Version!

#fallout #fallout 4 #fallout new vegas #fallout 3 #fnv #fo4 #fo3 #fallout oc #i tried to keep it fallout related in some parts #for the first time making something like this i really like it lol #im open to suggestions too! #If you have any ideas how I could improve on this! #also if you use this tag me in it bc im nosy and wanna see your oc's #also if any probs just lmk and i'll see what i can do :) #wait ofc as soon as i upload it i forgot one last thing lmfao #i forgot to add the little boxes at the character profile for the colour palette #ok fixed lol

[captainswhore]

you see price sitting like this when you walk into a room post mission- and you know exactly what it is he needs.

he's licking at you and holding your thighs open with his rough palms- and you can't take it. his calluses and his beard and the fabric of his sleeves are rubbing at your legs just right- but not enough for you to lose focus on his hot tongue rubbing on you and in you and you've never been wetter in your LIFE.

his only problem? you're still moving too much. he can't reach where he wants to inside of you because you keep wiggling out of his way. his hands want to touch you everywhere- not just hold your thighs still. this is when he begins to squeeze at you everywhere, and tell you to rest your thighs on his shoulders.

"b-but price- hhnngh ohmygod- i c-can't. they're too big. thighs are too big"

you whine at the loss of contact, but then you look down and see him staring at you with massive pupils and a wet face. "lovie- my shoulders are broad for a reason. rest your thighs on em and i swear they'll have enough room"

and you listen, and you're crushing his ears with your thighs, and he's never been happier. the next time you look down? he's rutting into the mattress and you see his hips stutter when he groans into you and your vision goes white

(@chamomiletealeaf and i had SUCH A HORNY discussion about this and she told me to post it so here i am- and also omg photo creds to her. we've gotta reign it in lmfao)

#if only you guys could see our chats. they're so so filthy #shout out to the first friend i've made on this lil side blog of mine- bless up! #i still don't know how to tag SHIT #but imma try my best!! #john price drabble #john price x reader #john price x reader drabble #john price smut #john price x reader smut #oh god how else do i do this this feels so awkward and weird #cod smut #cod x reader #cod drabble #task force 141 #task force 141 x reader #task force 141 smut #uuhhhh #yeah that works enough #im gonna need to be someone's smut protege or something so i can learn LMFAO

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “mix of random dialogue and non-dialogue, smut and non-smut” prompts

“I’m a mess because of you.” “You’re my mess.” “I’m… I’m your mess.” (FUCKING HELLO BITCH DO NOT- WLKFNFKLN I’ll get on my knees for you, my love—)

“That’s my baby girl/baby boy.” (Can he just— HEWOQKNFWKELNF) 

“You look so hot like that.”

“God, you turn me on so much.”

“Fuck, I’m gonna come—” Character B whimpers, hips bucking into Character A’s. “Mm, yeah? Then come for me,” Character A murmurs, stroking their fingers through Character B’s hair. (The noises he made as he came undone were SO FUCKING HOT BYE. those WHIMPERS?? FUCKING DELICIOUSSSSS LET ME HEAR MORE OF THEM, I BEG- ALSO WHO KNEW I HAD IT IN ME TO SAY THAT TO SOMEONE LMFAO, “then come for me” WQBHRELWJKNEWF BITCH. GET OUTTT-)

Those sweet little noises Character B tries so hard to suppress but is unable to as they come undone.

“I’m such a fucking wreck right now…”

“Imagine how good I’d feel inside of you.” (FUCKIFKSKSKKSKSKS WHEN HE SAID THAT AND I WAS LIKE LKENFKLEWNF-)

“I love you so much,” Character B murmurs, hugging Character A closer to them. (🥹🥹🥹 HE SAID IT HE SAID IT HE SAID ITTT 😭 He’s said it over text before but now it’s in person and I’m actually gonna WEEP EWKLNFWEEFN)

“I love you for you, and I’m going to continue to love you. I’ll always love and support you no matter what,” Character B reassures after Character A spills out their anxieties and worries to them about a situation they’ve been so, so scared to tell them about; scared of how Character B would react. (…I’m just going to say I love this man so much.) 

“When I first met you, I didn’t know you were like this,” Character A murmurs, slowly grinding their hips down against Character B’s. Character B grins up at them, hands wrapped around their thighs, squeezing gently. “Yeah, and I didn’t know I was like this, either. And I thought you were shy when I first met you... Now look at you, huh?” 

Character A not knowing how sensitive their breasts are until Character B pays full attention to them with their mouth. (…I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BUT FUCK YES—) 

Character A tearing up as they try to be vulnerable with Character B, and Character B reassuring them by telling them they can take their time and it’s okay if they can’t say it right now; that they can say it when they’re ready. 

“I don’t think I’ve ever been so enamoured by someone,” Character A murmurs, caressing Character B’s face. (I’M A POETIC SIMP, WHAT CAN I SAY—) 

“Fuck, why are you— Mmh— why are you doing this to me?”

“We can take things as slow as you want. I want you to be comfortable, and as long as you’re happy, then I’m happy.”  (PLEASE WJDJJS IM CRYING AHH, how’d I get someone so sweet sjkdms)

“We can rent a hotel somewhere… You can be as loud as you want then, hm?” (HE’S JUST FUCKING OUT HERE, YOUR HONOUR!!) 

“Fuck me,” Character A whimpers as Character B’s hips picks up with speed. “I could if you wanted me to,” Character B grunts. (SIR- FUCK OFF ISTFGGG)

Character B placing their hand on Character A’s thigh while they’re sitting down.

Character B wrapping their arm around Character A’s shoulders and pulling them closer to them, letting Character A rest their head on their shoulder.

Character B leaning in for a kiss and Character A shyly leaning in to give them a quick peck on the lips. 

“Whatever I do, I’ll always be adorable to you, won’t I? Even if I do the most heinous shit known to mankind—” “Yes. Yes, you’ll always be adorable to me.” 

“You sure you don’t wanna close the blinds? People outside could see us…” “Trust me, they won’t.” (this FUCKING GUY, but I guess he wasn’t wrong after I took a closer look at the blinds—) 

“You’re enjoying yourself up there, aren’t you?” Character B teases, watching through hooded lids as Character A rides them while clothed. “Does it look like I am?” Character A questions, breathless. 

“You just… You make me happy.” (YOU DO TOO, MY LOVE <333) 

“You’ve always been so caring and supportive of me so I don’t know why I doubted you… I’m sorry.” 

Character A being ticklish on their neck whenever Character B plants soft feather like kisses there, so Character B plants even more soft kisses there, turning Character A into a giggling mess. 

Kisses on the eyelids. (The softest shit EVER)

“Didn’t realise your objective was to get into my pants all this time,” Character B teases, and Character A rolls their eyes, a breathless laugh leaving them. “You know that’s not true. I think you’re the one who has the objective of getting into my pants,” Character A throws back. Character B shakes their head with a chuckle. “That’s not true.”

“How are we gonna manage being away from each other for a whole month?” Character A murmurs softly. “Mmmh, we’ll somehow manage,” Character B reassures, stroking their fingers through Character A’s hair.

“How are you going to manage without this for a whole month?” Character B questions as Character A grinds down on them. “I don’t think I fucking will is the thing,” Character A admits, unabashedly.

Character B moving Character A’s hair out of their face to plant gentle kisses on their face.

Character B laying their head on Character A’s stomach and Character A fondly saying to them, “You’re such a baby,” while carding their fingers through their hair.

Character B snuggling up next to Character A, post-orgasm. (SIRRRR- PEHFLKEWNELKWNF) 

Character A moaning Character B’s name and Character B losing their self-restraint over it. (Maybe I did it on purpose to turn him on—)  

#long post #tried adding comments under the “keep reading tag” as footnotes but that didn't work out very well so here we are e;lfgmlr;emf #based on personal experience HEHEHAHAGAHA #im running out of names for these lists ffs #cat guy chronicles #just realised a lot of this is smutty than not-smutty lmfao #smut prompts #suggestive prompts #dialogue prompts #fluff prompts #otp prompts #writing scenarios #writing prompts

[wtfforged]

made it to enies lobby with my friend:)

this is a redraw. heres the original screenshot!

#wtf... art #See You Later... Sogeking... #Sogeking... blasting off Again.... #like i love this screenshot so much. the entire moment is fucking hilarious but this screenshot is just Good #um/ it feels unfair to tag sanji(just his stilts) and usopp(nothing but a booger in the mddle of the screen). so i wont. LMFAO. #idk its late im too sleepy to do my usual tag rambles and i did this all in one sitting and dont want to look at it anymore #one piece art #straw hat pirates #roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece zoro #cat burglar nami #nami #one piece nami #tony tony chopper #one piece chopper

[fauxridium]

It may be the tail end of june but in this neighborhood everyday is pride 🌈🌈🌈

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #clown illustrations #welcome home wally #welcome home wally darling #wally darling #wally darling fanart #welcome home eddie #welcome home eddie dear #eddie dear #eddie dear fanart #welcome home julie #welcome home julie joyful #julie joyful #julie joyful fanart #okay im done tagging lmfao #link does art

[disruptxrr]

"Laura (15) and I (17) pose for an amateur photo shoot in my basement. She traveled from Rochester, NY to spend the day with me. We had a crush on each other, a type of long distance flirty love." 1995 ★

#THIS IS NOT TRENT REZNOR LMFAO #i love these so much #source is linked #yeah im tagging this shut up #90s industrial #90s goth

[shoujoegg]

finished painting studies w/ the og dregs....

#jesper fahey #kaz brekker #kanej #inej ghafa #shadow and bone #six of crows #these were funnn lol put them together bc the kazper art is so small lmfao #and i dont like how kaz's face came out he looks a lil generic it's why i never draw him w/ his face slicked back i draw like like a loser #jesper @ kaz: ur swagless looks and cringe girlboss personality have captivated me😍 #crooked kingdom #guess where i ripped off these poses LOL #what is even the kaz/jesper tag... #kazper #soc #EDIT fixed kaz's face bc it was still bothering me!! omg ty for the all the comments i appreciate it T_T #EDIT OKAY LAST TIME IM SORRY i decided to give them more a painter bg bc i felt it was otherwise swallowed up!!! #i prommyyyy lol im not built 2 be a tumblrina artist #qqart

[cringefail-clown]

ultimate selves

#homestuck #homestuck beyond canon #dirk strider #kankri vantas #ultimate dirk strider #homestuck au #ultkri au #homestuck fanart #god this tooks SO LONG #im just glad ive managed to actually finish it LMFAO #kankri gave me so much trouble fml #anyway ive mostly just wanted to implement the idea of “narratively important scarring” into the au #i just think its neat :> #idk if i should tag it dirkkri or nah but just know that its there in spirit

[ninja-boo]

not enough people are talking about these shitty fan castings on Pinterest from like 2016

#brain splatter on my wall #white girl called harumi #british jay walker #old man lloyd #... wu speaks for itself #lego ninjago #ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago jay #ninjago harumi #im not tagging wu. sensei wu fans dni 💀 #LMFAO I SOUND SO DRAMATIC MY BAD YALL

[ddocson]

i'm self-indulging at this point — but i wanted to explore more of the expressive-tango-hair-thing, and i wanted to draw ranchers (ofc), and it became... this, 4am comic

since i made a point of "blue hair tango = sad," my thought here is that dungeon master tango has some connection with the wardens of the dungeon. since theyre "mourners," their feelings seep into him, and he's just. perpetually feeling their sadness. which is why he's always blue.

(also this would take place during the crossover in ranch 2)

#this is so self indulgent like this didnt need to be ranchers. but also it did. yes it did. #thats what i tell myself #tangotek #tango tek #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #team rancher #rancher duo #solidaritek #double life #double life smp #trafficblr #trafficshipping #hermitcraft #hermitcraft x empires #idk? is that the tag #mine #its finals week and i stayed up until 4am to finish this lmfao #ALSO IM SORRY FOR MAKING JIMMY LOOK SO SMALL???? He is taller than tango hes just being small spoon in this. prommy #ddocson hits

[caycanteven]

himb, Balsam, Bal if you will.

#my art #sans #sans au #caycantdoodle #balsam sans #horrorfell sans #okay now that im home heres all the tags again #i was out and about when i did the tags #lmfao i was rushin #love this skeleton sm #husbone yes yes yes #god let him look at me like that #PLEASE #the mans #where his dog tags #dont ask #i forgot lmfao #it was a warmup teehee #wanna smooch him

[constarlations]

Perrin in Valley Windworks 💎📸🌻

Painted Adaman and Irida’s great great great great (goes on) granddaughter a while back home in sinnoh hehehehe I hope you enjoy (I still haven’t met her cause I don’t have the Kitakami Pokédex finished ughhhhhh)

Twitter link

#pokemon #Perrin #pokemon perrin #pokemon sv #art #Pokémon art #im not tagging this get fucking fucked lmfao #I miss tumblr cause I used to talk in the tags hi y’all my grandma died while I drew this :) #this painting took like 100 hours I feel and it isn’t even good I GOTTA get better #gotta learn how league artists draw like their fastness grrrrrrrr #Pokémon #Pokémon fanart #sazare #サザレ #ally draws stuff

[scourge-sympathiser]

SCOURGE SUNDAY 031/???

i gor a laminator

#scourge wc #scourge warriors #warrior cats scourge #bloodclan #wc #warrior cats #scourge #scourge sunday #to those of u who already saw this on twitter. shh. no u didnt #basically i waz 2 happy with this not 2 share right away but also wanted 2 hav it be a sunday. so. twitter got it. Quite Early #i will be honest ive been having so much fun making badgez i bought a bunch of suppliez..... #mainly keychain hardware && alcohol markerz LMFAO #need 2 prep fur my next market as well but. the thing is. furry badge fun #once i get a good idea of wht exactly im doing i will probly open commissionz fur these hehehe #ok. i need 2 sleepz byeee #idk if u guyz knew this but evry sunday scourge i actually do all this tagging stuff the night before bcuz i work 8-3 sundayz LOL #n sure i could post aftr work but i got into the habit of 9am i like it as a posting time. also forcez me to actually hav thm done lmfao