#im sweating rn

[tetsuskei]

you know when you find nsfw audios for certain characters it’s time to Touch Grass .

#risu’s rambles ☆ #i’m so /@2&3??? #im sweating rn #a new level of down bad right now

[luvring]

a girl like me should not have to close the store alone.

#im sweating rn #the register not printing the closing receipt #me forgetting sensors. #closing all the registers alone #being watched by our ap guy #so awkward and embarrassing and awful #3 of us leaving the store at the end like oh my god #Its the holidays WHERE IS EVERYBODY? #Whatever. jesus #💬nia.rambles

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively: #apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈 #disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌 #$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

[definitelynotshouting]

tbh im normally an "i wanna see my blorbos Win™" type of guy but the grian dmv-slash-permit-office arc has pulled out such unanticipated levels of "i want that twink OBLITERATED" within me that ive transformed into the emotional equivalent of wile e. coyote every time i watch him. like i need to see him outsmarted guys. hes so fucking smug in his videos that the urge to start ordering ACME-brand Contraptions™ and chase him around with them is haunting my dreams. joel taking out his sword for a crit when grian put him on hold was so satisfying i almost passed out from the headrush. never have i ever wanted comeuppance in my favorite blorbos SO FUCKING BADLY i hope he keeps doing this bit forever and gets bonked over the head with hammers for it every single time

#shouting speaks #grian #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10 #this is the single most simultaneously infuriating and entertaining thing i have ever seen this man do im infatuated abt it #im so obsessed with him. what the FUCK is ur deal #joe hills if ur out there im begging for the world's most malicious of compliances rn #i need to see him SWEAT #txt

[rexlottie]

Jesus holding lamb but its Vanessa holding her ponysona

#Needed a break from drawing oc references. She healed me (im sweating starving and my vision is blurring rn) #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #fnaf movie #fnaf #mlp #art tag

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce after yelling at all his kids, now turning to Jason specifically: And anoth-

Jason: You ever raise your voice at me again, and I'll start a gang war so elaborate and large scale that you'll be forced to call in the Justice League.

Bruce:

Jason: And I'll do it whilst you're in the middle of an ultra important WE meeting, too.

#jason: i will not hesitate at any given opportunity to embarass you in your own city in front of the justice league #jason: and can you imagine asking a green lantern for help? your reputation will never recover. #jason 'i like to cause problems on purpose just cuz my dad is a loser' todd #jason wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat thinking 'bruce is feeling too at peace rn. how can i change that?' #jason: im gonna make you wish i were dead again. #bruce crying: why would you say that #batman #bruce wayne #batdad #jason todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #batkids #fanatical posting

[skunkes]

its getting hot again

#SAFE TO SAY MY HAIR GROWING JOURNEY IS OVER!!!! #I just need to find someone who will cut it....! i havent gotten it cut or trimmed or maintained since it was short. #idk who to go to #i also dont even know how shorter i want it or what i want it to look like #i like the way it looks rn (to an extent) but i dont like that its so long and i wake up sweating with it #and it feels horrendous when wet im so tired i hates it #talkys #a doodley #i say to an extent bc ngl i dont want to be one of those people with long long hair i dont want that association 😭 LMAO

[honeybyte]

cg redraw :>

#ikemen revolution #ikerev #im sweating #i wanna do more lance stuff too #idk what it is that bit me in the ass #but the red army has me in a chokehold rn

[atopvisenyashill]

imagine you are baela targaryen and you want to name your daughter after your long dead mother. your husband lets you because it’s a suitable Velaryon name. the husband that you love because he acts like your dad is acting like your dad by fucking your niece, who is the same age as your grandson. he will carry on this affair until you are both dead.

you are elaena targaryen and the only freedom you’ve ever known is with your aunt’s husband who is older than your father. when they are all dead, you marry the grandson of your lover. you want to name your daughter laena, as a way of remembering baela & alyn and everything you all put each other through. your husband agrees because you’re both half Velaryon and he likes that you share this. you are not in love but you are happy. a war breaks out and he is murdered in front his mother. you have just suggested his niece marry a prince.

you are laena velaryon 2.0 and you marry a nice man around your age and have many children. your first born doesn’t marry for a long time but when he does, he makes a match with your cousin, who had an affair with your father that emotionally wrecked your mother. a war breaks out and you watch all of your sons die one by one except the very youngest, and they call this a mercy.

you are aelinor penrose and your husband refuses to consummate your marriage and you attempt to shame him for this. a lifetime ago, your auntie elaena told you a story about her sister who did the same thing, and it got her locked up for years, but your smart, savvy auntie elaena tells your husband he can live his life as he pleases without destroying his wife, and you think of the way your auntie elaena and grandma laena can’t even look at each other anymore, and you figure maybe you got lucky.

#you are laena penrose and you are sweating bullets rn #something something can’t escape your mother’s blood #baela targaryen #elaena targaryen #laena penrose #laena velaryon #ronnel penrose #aelinor penrose #but also. family tree like a christmas wreath aksjdjdjjd these people are so inbred. #getting on my soap box #rani attempts meta #IM SORRY I CANR STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #like imagine being elaena and proposing this match as some sort of. personal atonement for blowing up your aunt’s marriage. #and then the penroses are targeted in the war BECAUSE of this match she proposes. #can you imagine. how could laena and elaena ever look each other in the eye again. #the grief would be never ending #insurmountable.

[hlxtn]

I will make it my life mission to find a cocky smirking manipulative toxic jock atsumu fic and share it with everyone

If its the last thing i do, research starts after work

#i need jock atsumu so bad yall dont understand #especially if he’s hella mean #but hes grinning/smirking all the time with a mischievous glint in his eyes #hes loud #hes grude #smacks ur ass whenever u walk past #hes MEAANNN #but hes so charismatic everybody loves him #ion want puppy atsumu #i WANT MEAN JOCK ATSUMU AAAGHHH #likes to humiliate you bc he gets a kick from it #KYAAAAA #hes wearing his backwards cap #he either wears tight tank tops and baggy pants #or tight jerseys with shorts #omg and ofc baggy team hoodie with sweats #nghhh #and his lip ring #and one earring #guys im combusting rn #the vibe he has when hes goofyng around with his teammates before a game #how they make jokes about the rival team and purposely piss them off even more #bc its fun #and they know they gonna win #sweaty atsumu after a game #omg #him and bokuto would definilety throw ball in the courtyard during break #and bother everyone #atsumu makes bo throw the ball in your direction so when atsumus goes to catch it near you he can come and bother you #i reached my tag limit >:|

[sarumint]

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #art #I totally wasn’t staring at this for over 10 minutes looking for any other mistakes I might have done #im totally not sweating rn

[bluegarners]

u guys ever start writing something so intense that it actually makes you sweat

#trying to figure out that other wip rn and i had to take a break bc i started sweating #like adrenaline anxiety type sweat #thats probably rlly tmi but idc anymore #but yeah. that ever happen to anyone else? i get that way when im reading something intense too #puts me right into my stress response lol

[gremlintaro]

heyo ! haven't been here for a good while so im just gonna drop some stuff i originally posted on insta ^^

have a great summer ! ☀️💌🦋

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home eddie #welcome home frank #eddie dear #frank frankly #GTaro art #im sweating my balls off rn it's not even funny

[eemmoorrii]

i completely forgot that that was my pfp. I deadass jumpscared myself.

#emorambles #also to some of my mutuals who sent me an ask i sweat to you ill answer it #im just fighting my demons rn (work)

[raineandsky]

#76

Being a receptionist is boring, but it has its perks. It’s safe, for one, and the civilian can watch the drama of whatever the hero and villain are fighting over from the comfort of an ergonomic desk chair. Their desk is tucked nicely into a corner near the back of the entrance hall, just in case the front of the building comes flying off for any reason.

It’s been a calm day outside, much to the civilian’s relief and boredom. It has been for the past week, actually. People trail in and out, not in any hurry, and the civilian idly pings them into the building or, god forbid, has to make a phone call for one of them.

They’re already well into the swing of things when the nth person of the day approaches the desk. The civilian can see them from out of the corner of their eye from where they’re staring at their computer screen. There’s a second of silence—no telltale slap of ID card on wood—until the person on the other side clears their throat expectantly.

The civilian glances up from their screen, only to do a double take. This guy isn’t from around here. He’s dressed in a smart suit and tie like everyone else, but his sense of smart seems to be the complete opposite of what this company considers smart. He graces them with a polite smile, a rarity that you learn to not expect as a receptionist.

“Good morning, [Civilian],” he opens kindly, before glancing at the watch hugging his wrist “or good afternoon, as of two minutes ago.”

The bland customer service line they were going to grace him with dies on their tongue. “Wh– How do you know my name?”

That smile again. “I was hoping to speak with you somewhere private.”

“You’re not getting me to secondary location,” the civilian snaps back immediately.

“I have some affairs the agency thinks you might have an interest in.”

That gives the civilian pause. “The… heroes agency?”

“Hey, man,” someone says from behind the man, “You’re holding up the line.”

The agency man ignores her. “Can we speak privately?”

“No.” The civilian folds their arms, sinking down in their seat for emphasis. “You can tell everyone here why you know my name, stalker.”

The man glances at the slowly growing, irritable queue behind him before leaning over the desk slightly and lowering his voice. “The agency’s in need of new heroes.”

“That doesn’t answer… any of my questions.”

Another glance over his shoulder at the first woman scowling at him. “We have files on everyone in this city. We need new heroes, so we’re finding the most suited options from the civilians here. You can be a hero, [Civilian].”

“And… I fit this heroic profile?”

The man smiles again, brighter. “You do. A perfect match, in fact.”

The civilian frowns confusedly, looking at their hands like they hold answers. “I thought heroes had, like, powers.”

“We can talk about that later.”

The civilian glances back up at him. If he’s lying, he’s very good at hiding it. “Okay. Move over so these people can get in.”

The man positively beams as he steps aside. The woman behind him huffs with a quiet “finally” and slams his ID card down with comfortable familiarity.

It takes ten minutes to get the line of antsy workers into the building. The man waits, impossibly patient, apologising here and there as people pass. He lets the civilian get everyone in before returning to his spot at the desk. “[Civilian]?”

They huff as they get to their feet, scribbling a quick note and shoving it on the front of the desk where people can see it before letting the barriers open. They step around the desk, giving the man a suspicious once over. “If you’re fucking with me I’ll kill you.”

The man laughs, the sound short and genuine. “I’ve no doubt. Let’s get you to the agency.”

One of the workers watches as the two of them wander back out onto the street. The heroes are coming up short. They’re employing civilians to fill in for a job meant for people with superpowers.

The villain couldn’t have turned up to their day job at a better time.

They pull their phone out as they continue into the building. Best not be late. The heroes are at their weakest, they type into a text littered with hasty spelling errors. Prepare to infiltrate the agency. We’re going in tonight.

#creative writing #writblr #writers on tumblr #writing #writing community #heroes and villains #hero x villain #hello friends i am job interviewing rn #made social media posts for this bitch #the interviewers were like DAMN its cold in here lets turn on the heater #and i was there sweating melting burning with the heat of the SUN like haha. yes. so so cold. no ofc im not nervous

[do-minuzz]

/cracks fingers/ well guess what? it's time to start a new 250k words full of happiness, depression, adventures and angst about two young idiots messing stuff up during their academy years.

from the begining till the... idk lol gonna see

thoschei for life. that's it.

gonna post link here if i actually write all my thoughts that flash in my head at the speed of light cause HOLY HELL THE PICTURE OF THIS FANFIC I'M JUST AIDHOQOAJANSJQOALZMDNAKAOKDKWLQ

#doctor who #thoschei #writing #ao3 #i have other two fanfics to write #sweats nervously #one of them is also a big one #but they'll have to wait im in my thoschei grip rn