So… went out with dad today to use his birthday buffet coupon thingy. The guy ringing us up said, “So… two senior buffets?” Now I’m not good with actual age (so do I look good for almost 42? Who knows!) & I MAY look like the hip, older Jewish or Greek lady who gets up to all the shenanigans at the retirement home with the get-up I’ve got on today, but let me tell you, I think I look damn good for 75! 😂 Didn’t help matters that I just kept saying, “I’m an adult” like I’d lost my mind or was some kid trying desperately to pass for grown up, even though I laughed & said I’d take the senior discount instead of the adult buffet. Today is weird. #seniordiscount #imanadult #todayisweird #possiblylookold #thatkidwasyoung https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg5OgeJrOgv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
My office is having a Zoom cocktail party tomorrow. God knows we need a reprieve from the nightmare of current events, so I'm very excited about it. We're going to learn how to make drinks from a bartender. The boss got us all the ingredients and gave us drink instructions? Recipe? I don't know what it's called when it's drinks. Anyway, one of the drinks requires ice, but I do not have an ice maker in my freezer, nor do I own an ice cube tray. I do however own this marvelous candy mold of Han Solo in Carbonite. Sorry fly boy, you're about to get iced again, but it's for a good cause. 😅 #starwars #random #imanadult https://www.instagram.com/p/CJuVIwtDKbq/?igshid=1td59xu9olh
He subido de nivel como adulto al demostrar este dobles de la sábana ajustable de manera presentable. #graciasporsuatencion #adulting I've leveled up on account of being able to fold the fitted sheet adequately. #ImAnAdult #millenialproblems #killingit (at Vancouver, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CE3WcZDpVsv/?igshid=fxf9ub4zhe61
I had to wait until my mom left the room to finish these but IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SO SHE CAN'T BE MAD AT ME. #imanadult #cookiedecorating https://www.instagram.com/p/B6qMmvxAhrn/?igshid=1ncednsmg7gm2