sokka: i think i just figured something out. i gotta go.
zuko: aren't you forgetting something?
sokka: uh...[kisses zuko's forehead]
zuko: no, pay your bill! damn, who raised you?
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Zuko: So what’s for dinner?
Sokka: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Zuko: …
Zuko: Is it soup?
Sokka: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Zuko: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Sokka: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Zuko: STOP!
*one hour later*
Zuko: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!
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MORE MORE MORE MORE ZUTARA INCORRECT QUOTES
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Katara: I would never say that Zuko is a bitch and I don’t don’t like him. That’s not true… Zuko is a bitch and I like him so much!
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Katara: How much did you spend on this date?
Zuko: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
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Katara: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Zuko: Yours.
Katara:
Katara: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.
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Katara: That was so hot, Zuko.
Zuko: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Katara: I'm so in love with you.
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Katara: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.
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Katara: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Zuko: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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Zuko: Katara and I are no longer friends.
Katara: ZUKO THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
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Zuko: Katara and I are no longer dating.
Katara: Zuko, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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Katara: You have to apologize to them Zuko.
Zuko: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Lucifer: Good news! I adopted you three!
Catra: Who is this clown lookin' mf and where did he come from?
Varian: I already have a dad????
Zuko: I'm literally 21-
Lucifer: QUESTIONS LATER! Now, who wants to go to Lu Lu World?
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Sokka: Zuko won’t wake up, what do I do?
Katara : Did you try kicking them?
Sokka: Yes.
Katara : I’m out of ideas.
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Korra: a girl is interested in me and I am not gonna ignore it!
Asami: Korra I want you
Korra: you want me to what?????
Asami, losing her nerve: I..uh
Korra: forget what you were gonna say? It happens to me all the time! Well, I'm off!
Asami, the second Korra leaves: *slams her head repeatedly against the wall*
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Aang: Say no to cactus juice.
Sokka: Say yes to cactus juice.
Zuko: It doesn’t matter if you say yes or no to cactus juice. If you’re talking to cactus juice… then you’re on cactus juice.
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sokka: i have feelings for you.
zuko: what? why? what's wrong with you? are you sure you're okay? did you hit your head?
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aang: zuko won’t trace it back to us
sokka: are you being serious right now? zuko traces everything back to us. he traces things we haven’t even done back to us
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Lt. Jee: …Prince Zuko, do you want to talk about it?
Zuko, laying face down on the floor: Why would you automatically assume that something is wrong?
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Toph: Welcome to the Toph Beifong School of Half Lies and Partial Truths, we’re so glad you’re here!
Zuko: *Whispers* I’m not sure how much I should be insulted by that.
Sokka: Well, the name would indicate at least halfway.
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Toph: What are your adjectives?
Zuko: Uhm, you mean my pronouns?
Toph: No, I know what your pronouns are. What are your adjectives?
Zuko: I...don't know. What are yours?
Toph: Noisy and chaotic.
Zuko: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
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