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lilislegacy · 2 days

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hazel: has anyone seen percy and annabeth?

*frank, leo, and piper all at once*

frank: they’re joking around

leo: they’re arguing

piper: they’re making out

everyone (confused): …

frank: um when i saw them like twenty minutes ago, they were joking around together and laughing their butts off outside the senate house

leo: well when i saw them at the forum like ten minutes ago, they were throwing hands and pointing fingers and rolling their eyes at each other, like, viciously arguing over something

piper: ok well when i passed by them literally just five minutes ago, they were very heatedly making out against annabeth’s dorm room door

everyone:

grover: yeah… they tend to be like that

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percabethownsmybutt · 2 days

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percy: thanks for not telling annabeth what happened

grover, dumbfounded: i don’t even know where to begin trying to explain this

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all-da-ladies-luv-leoo · 2 days

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Percy: What happened?

Annabeth: You fell down the stairs, do you not remember?

Percy: Not really. I remember tripping, and I remember the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Annabeth: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.

Percy: Then what was that siren?

Grover: Sorry, I was really nervous.

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hotrawchicken · 3 days

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*Texting*

Percy: Hey.

Nico: Percy?

Percy: I can't sleep. :(

Nico: I can. Goodnight.

*10 minutes later*

Nico (bursting into Percy’s bedroom): I lied. Scoot over.

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i-am-traveling-the-multifandom · 2 days

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Percy: The gods first mistake was to give me free will. Annabeth: First mistake? Grover: What's the second one? Percy: They gave me a body.

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raphael-angele · 17 hours

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If Bianca Met this Character Part 4: Piper McLean

Aphrodite kid, complaining about a show: Why did he cheat on her? I thought he loved her and he's just gonna sleep with this bitch?

Another Aphrodite kid: Why do men cheat in general?

Bianca(forced to mingle because Percy said she needs more friends): Well, there are two, popular theories. One: Men, are victims to an evolutionary process that genetically programs their sexual habits

Aphrodite kid: What's the other theory?

Bianca: Men are scum

Aphrodite cabin:

Piper: Oh, I looove her.

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silena-laney-laney · 3 days

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Annabeth: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Annabeth: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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holly-natnicole · 3 days

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Luna (Bianca's reincarnation): *runs into a meadow at Camp Jupiter* "I found a spider in my bedroom!! What do I do?!"

Nico (who hung out with Annabeth yesterday): "Kill it."

Hazel: "Let it outside."

Reyna: "What type of spider is it?"

Hylla: "Eat it."

Luna, Nico, Hazel, & Reyna: *stare wide-eyed at Hylla*

Hylla: "What? Sprinkle some spices and cooking oil on it, and roast it over a fire; it'll be a delicious snack."

Reyna: "...I am never eating with the Amazons ever again."

Hazel & Nico: *nod in unison*

Luna: "I have an idea!! I'll keep the spider as my pet."

Hazel: *gets up* "Good choice, kiddo!! I'll help ya find a terrarium for it."

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sheriiam · 2 hours

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Percy: *out of breathe* omg hAZEL-

Hazel: ...yeah?

Percy: you have the EXACT SAME name as the girl in fault in our stars.

Frank: uh, Percy?

Percy: yes Frank it's the SAME. Hazel Grace! Oh gods how did I not REALISE it before?!

Hazel: ...um, Percy... I'm not Hazel Grace...

Percy: *confused* huh? What? No, of course you are. You're Hazel Gr- *saltwater.exe started working* oh. Oh. You're Levesque.

Hazel and Frank: ...

Percy: wait wHO IS GRACE THEN?!

Annabeth: THALIA!

Piper: JASON!

Leo: NICO!

Annabeth: Nico is GRACE since WHEN?!

Will: excuse you. Nico is the mortal embodiment of grace I mean have you SEEN him?!

Nico: *falls face first on cue launching a happy meal in the air*

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lilislegacy · 8 hours

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*percy coming out of the bathroom in a towel, grinning, with a freshly shaved mustache*

percy: what do you think? i’m gonna be a firefighter, should i look the part too?

annabeth (sitting in their bed): you know… i actually kinda dig it

percy: *stops smiling*

percy: what?

annabeth: i usually hate mustaches, but you actually pull it off, seaweed brain

percy: wise girl, this looks ridiculous. i’m not keeping it. i was joking

annabeth: well i’m not! and why are you shaving your beard in the first place?

percy: the fire department said i have to shave off the facial hair

annabeth: *makes sad face*

percy: really? you have no issues with me running into burning buildings, but the beard being shaved is where you draw the line?

annabeth: i like the stubble

percy: oh i know you do, but it’s gotta go. plus, don’t you think it makes me look way too much like my dad?

annabeth: posedion is a very handsome god

percy:

annabeth: *starts giggling*

percy: i can’t even look at you right now

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percabethownsmybutt · 1 day

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chiron: i hope you all make it to adulthood!

percy: that’s a great prayer

annabeth: a needed one

grover: a needed one indeed

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kill-cry-die · 2 years

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Percy: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Hermes: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Percy: Holy shit-

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batcavescolony · 3 months

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I seen a lot of people argue at Percy is too smart in the show but One, Sally Jackson used Greek myths as bedtime stories, she took him to museums, she did her best to teach him about the God's and monster's that were gonna come to hurt him, was he ment to not learn anything? And Two, Perseus Jackson isn't an idiot! The books are from HIS point of view and he's is an unreliable narrator that THINKS he's an idiot. He's not ACTUALLY an idiot.

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mo-mode · 4 months

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Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—

Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 2 months

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Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-

Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)

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murasaki-cha · 4 months

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Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything

Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet

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