#incorrect seijoh

[sleepinghellokitty]

Oikawa: Could you just witness my pain instead of criticizing? Hanamaki: Hell no.

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[correct-hq]

Kyoutani, giving Yahaba flowers: They match your eyes.

Yahaba: These are lilies. They are white.

Kyoutani: That’s, like, most of your eyes.

#kyoutani kentarou #yahaba shigeru #kyouhaba #seijoh #hq #haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect hq #incorrect quotes

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Mattsun: what do you call killing a friend?

Oikawa: betrayal

Iwaizumi: revenge

Makki: homiecide ;)

#this is why seijoh is my fav team #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #aoba johsai

[lesbianasfuckwomen]

Iwaizumi: does anybody have any good ideas?

Oikawa: I have one!

Iwaizumi: one that does not include kidnapping Tobio and suffocating him with a pillow.

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #kageyama tobio #seijoh #aoba johsai #lets not plan murder #alright?

[hotvinimon]

Oikawa : Truth or dare ?

Iwaizumi : *tired of his shit* truth.

Oikawa: Do you want to kiss me ?

Iwaizumi: Dare

Oikawa: I dare you to kiss me.

Iwaizumi: never have I ever-

Oikawa: ThaT's NoT tHe GaMe ThO-

#hq #haikyuu #hq incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq aoba josai #aoba johsai #seijoh #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #hq oikawa #hq iwaizumi

[villain-philia]

Matsukawa: I always introduce Hanamaki as my partner, I like the term

Oikawa: Partner? Are you cowboys, detectives or husbands?

Hanamaki: Bold of you to assume we can't be all three

#hq #haikyuu #hq incorrect quotes #incorrect hq #incorrect hq quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu quotes #matsuhana #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #oikawa tooru #seijoh 4

[iwas-tooru]

*at a haunted house* makki:it's kinda dark here, i'm scared... mattsun: don't worry babe, i got this mattsun: *stomps feet* mattsun: *sketchers light up* makki:

#haikyuu #incorrect quotes #incorrect hq quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #ship #hanamaki #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa #matsukawa issei #matsuhana #hanamatsu #funny #meme #haikyuu memes #matsuhana fluff #fluff #seijoh #aoba johsai #oikawa #iwaizumi hajime #imagine your otp #anime #incorrect anime quotes

[lele-11]

Person: My mom is calling… hi mom. 

Watari: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom. 

Matsukawa & Hanamaki: *loud fake sexual noises* 

Iwaizumi: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

Kunimi: *is asleep* 

Oikawa: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.

(Aoba Johsai edition)

#haikyuu #hq #lmao #haikyuu memes #anime #memes #lol #pov #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #aoba johsai #seijoh #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tōru #kunimi akira #watari shinji

[echogeckomc]

Iwaizumi, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Oikawa, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK!

#incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu!! #haikyuu texts #iwaoi #tooru oikawa #hajime iwaizumi #aoba jōsai #seijoh

[glittter-gel]

Kyōtani: So are we flirting right now, orrr?

Yahaba: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Kyōtani: That still doesn’t answer my question

#kyouhaba #kyohaba #yahaba x kyoutani #kyoutani x yahaba #kyoutani kentarou #seijoh #aoba jōsai #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect hq #yahaba shigeru

[sleepinghellokitty]

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect quotes #haikyuu twitter #oikawa tooru #seijoh twitter

[correct-hq]

Hanamaki: Iwaizumi? Since I’m not talking to Oikawa, would you please ask him to pass me the syrup?

Iwaizumi, deeply exhausted: Please pass Hanamaki the syrup, Oikawa.

Oikawa: Mattsun, tell Makki I will only pass the syrup if it won’t be used on any meat product.

Matsukawa: You dunkin’ your sausages in that syrup homeboy?

Hanamaki: Iwaizumi, tell Issei I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

Iwaizumi: Tell him yourself, you’re ignoring Oikawa, not Matsukawa.

Hanamaki: Issei, thank Iwaizumi for pointing that out.

Iwaizumi: Hanamaki, you’re not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.

Hanamaki: Oikawa, tell Iwaizumi to get off my case.

#i know athletes have to eat a lot of meat for a balanced substantial diet and whatnot #but tooru has massive Vegan Energy and no i will not be elaborating further #seijoh 4 #matsukawa issei #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #hanamaki takahiro #haikyuu!! #hq #incorrect hq #incorrect haikyuu #incorrect quotes

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Kiyotani: did I SAY thanks?

Yahaba: oh sorry, you're welcome💖

Oikawa: is this flirting?

Oikawa: iwa, this is flirting

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #aoba johsai #seijoh #kyouhaba #iwaoi

[lesbianasfuckwomen]

Iwaizumi: Hi, I'm Oikawa's emergency contact. Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up? Iwaizumi: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

#haikyuu #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #seijoh #i love their friendship #this is canon #love em #aoba johsai #haikyuu incorrect quotes

[hotvinimon]

Y/n : Are

Y/n : Are you two a thing ?

Matsun and Makki : pffft... NO.

Y/n : But you two are standing really close.

Matsun: And ? Makki is affectionate.

Y/n : You have arm wrapped around Makki's waist.

Makki : Yeah we are close friends.

Y/n : *Already done with their shit* you literally have your hand on Matsun's ass.

Matsun:

Makki:

Y/n :

Matsun: very close friends

#haikyuu #hq #crack post #haikyuu crack #hq incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq matsukawa #hq hanamaki #seijoh #hq aoba josai #matsunkawa #hanamaki #takihiro

[1bluegreen7]

Haikyuu Characters as Convos w/ my Coworkers pt. 2

Mattsun: So Makki and Oikawa both have the same hip measurements.. and Iwaizumi's is the biggest?

Makki: How many inches again?

Iwaizumi: 51...

Oikawa: DAYUM

Oikawa: ... Wait I didn't mean it like that! LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN-

#oiiwa #iwaoi #incorrect haikyuu quotes #Oikawa the closet is glass #seijoh 4