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iwas-tooru · 1 day

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Fascism sells a synthetic nostalgia.

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iwas-tooru · 2 months

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bllk as textposts ✨ (yeah i hv no clue)

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iwas-tooru · 2 months

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iwas-tooru · 2 months

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HERE YOU ARE I WAS SEARCHING FOR YOU

WAO HELLO EJSMDBSJDJBEJAJ 💞✨️💞✨️

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iwas-tooru · 4 months

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Dazai's eng va said bsd would be over sooner if ranpo was given a gun so

#naw bro would obliterate all of humanity #GOTTA LOVE RANPO LMFAO #bsd

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iwas-tooru · 4 months

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lil babie hello

HEWWO MOMMY ASDFGHJKL

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iwas-tooru · 10 months

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#It #it 2017 #it chapter 2 #the losers club #ben Hanscom #Mike hanlon #Stanley Uris #Beverly marsh #bill denbrough #Richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #memes #dark humor #and I oop-

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iwas-tooru · 11 months

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how i think the kny demons let it rip

AKAZA

refuses to fart in a public space, the thought is absolutely mortifying to him

excuses himself politely and goes into a little corner to do it

occasionally when he can't hold it in he lets it out and blames the smell on Douma

DOUMA

accidentally farts when he's laughing too hard but isn't necessarily ashamed of it

it's very unexpected like one second he's wheezing hard and the next you hear a loud one rip

it surprises him too but he just goes "ah, excuse me ✋🏻✋🏻" and just goes right back to saying whatever he was saying

doesn't really stink, unless he's freshly back from munching on women at his shrine lol

KOKUSHIBO

he doesn't feel the need to hold it in if he senses a discreet one coming on but Kokushibo is like really bad at reading his own farts lol

he suspects a silent one bubbling up in his stomach and just decides to let it out at the upper moon summon while he's sitting like 🧎🏻‍♂️ as usual but turns out he misjudged it and it actually comes out loud as fuck scaring everyone in the vicinity

he knows nobody will dare say anything about it cause he's upper moon one and tbh he doesn't really give a shit, he just goes:

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👁 _ 👁 "excuse me."

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GYOKKO

like those watery ones that sound like someone blowing into a glass of soda with a straw

this mf sharts, i just know he does

does it at the worst moments too like Muzan be talking about how worthless and useless the upper moons are and he's trying his hardest to hold it in but it just comes out right in between Muzan's speech

turns very red and embarrassed

doesn't stink in the air but woe betide if you catch a whiff of his behind

HANTENGU CLONES:

HANTENGU

he has those really high pitched squeaky musical note ones that stink like a septic tank

it happens when he's really scared or anxious and just sinks into the floor when they escape

they come out anywhere and everywhere lol Douma snorts everytime it happens and damn near bites his own tongue

SEKIDO

one loud angry fart that just goes 'BLARP'

mostly happens when he can't hold it in anymore and even tho he's embarrassed as hell he'll be looking at you as if daring you to comment on it like "tf you lookin' at huh 🤬"

KARAKU

this mf farts in the blanket and traps Sekido inside, shoving his head in and holding it in a death grip till he's choking and sputtering

he also lifts his leg to do it onto Sekido sometimes just to annoy him

gets his ass beat each time but to him it's worth it lol

UROGI

man has no shame whatsoever will do it anywhere and everywhere and he has those little continuous ones that rumble and stink like hell

sometimes he lets out a long string of trumpet ones. he mostly likes doing it while he's flying cause he feels free and finds it funny that people could be going on with their lives as usual and suddenly they look up to see an overgrown chicken zooming across the sky while letting out a long engine-like backfiring with each toot varying in pitch and tone

AIZETSU

has those silent and deadly ones when he gets overtly anxious or sad

it's bad enough to make the other three gag and cough and he just turns red and starts stuttering out apologies

will probably never look you in the eye again

ZOHAKUTEN

look i don't' know how to describe it but it's as if he's been holding it in for fucking centuries????

like he's deadass gonna stand there with his arms crossed and his face all (ㆆ_ㆆ) while he lets it rip and oh lord it's going to be one of those that just keeps on going and going and going

worst part is he'll probably stare you right in the eye while doing it and woe betide you if you dare laugh at him

the pitch increases as the fart begins dying out

ig thats what happens when you remain fused inside hantengu's body for too long......

DAKI

dainty toots, always excuses herself to go into a corner

lowkey terrified of doing it in public so she always runs off into a restroom when she feels the slightest bit of churning in her tummy

forces them out sometimes while she's alone so that they don't come out in public and those ones are real loud and stink terribly lol

GYUTARO

is neutral about it i think

he feels its a regular bodily function so he ain't necessarily ashamed of it

in short he doesn't really give a shit and doesn't even excuse himself when he lets one out lol

they're usually pretty plain and straightforward smell like the normal level of stink

only excuses himself if he does it in front of Daki

KAIGAKU

this mf squats lol

has those loud ass ones that start out low and rumbly and go higher and higher by the second and finally end when they've reached the maximum pitch

he doesn't give a shit and just sniggers at whoever is on the receiving end of this monstrosity

stinks like hell, he really needs to fix his diet

ENMU

he has those little tiny toots that come out unexpectedly and randomly like he could be walking and suddenly you'd hear a little squeak come out from behind him

has definitely accidentally done it in front of Muzan lol the memory still haunts him

turns scarlet and begins stammering apologies

goes into a corner and has a mental breakdown soon after

RUI

he has those loud, rumbling ones that you let out when you're really stressed/angry if you get what i mean??

has no shame in it fr, and besides everyone in his 'family' is too scared to say anything to him lol so he gets away with it pretty easy

NAKIME

now don't come for me but i feel like she lets out silent stinky ones and blames them on someone else (mostly Douma)

like she's chilling with her biwa and feels a lil rumble in her tummy so she just lets it out silently and keeps quiet abt it until someone goes "ewww what's that smell" and she deadass says with a straight face "it appears Lord Douma has had a good meal today"

LIKE JUST STRAIGHT UP BLAMES IT ON HIM AND THEN WATCHES THE CHAOS UNFOLD AS DOUMA DENIES IT AND PINS IT ON AKAZA AND THEY END UP FIGHTING WHILE SHE'S JUST CHILLING TRYING TO FIGHT BACK A SMIRK LMFAO-

MUZAN

he doesn't fart.

he just doesn't.

no criticism shall be taken.

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iwas-tooru · 1 year

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i was in the mood for fluff so i wrote this, hope you enjoy 🥰

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iwas-tooru · 1 year

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tanjiro: "nezuko can you make yourself bigger?"

nezuko: tanjiro: "oh — not what i meant but uh — cool ig."

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iwas-tooru · 1 year

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inosuke: change is inedible zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable? inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not

zenitsu: tanjiro:

#kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #incorrect qutoes #incorrect knb quotes #incorrect demon slayer #tanjiro #kamado tanjiro #inosuke #inosuke hashibira #tanjirou kamado #zenitsu #zenitsu agatsuma #funny #meme #lmao

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iwas-tooru · 1 year

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shoko: come on you three, hug it out now! *gojo, toji and geto awkwardly struggle into a group hug* gojo: who took my wallet toji: ...sorry

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #incorrect quotes #anime #incorrect jujutsu kaisen #gojo #geto #gojo satoru #geto suguru #toji #toji fushiguro #funny #jjk shoko #meme #lmao

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iwas-tooru · 1 year

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THE BAKUSQUAD AS INCORRECT QUOTES PT. 1

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kaminari: i just ended a five year relationship kirishima: oh my god, are you okay? kaminari: i'm fine, it wasn't my relationship kirishima:

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momo: just do it! jiro: ugh, fine! jiro: kaminari. kaminari: hmm? jiro: you give me butterflies. kaminari: huh? i don't remember giving anything to you- jiro: i meant butterflies in my stomach... kaminari: kaminari: ...you ate butterflies? ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── sero: *slides picture across table* i need you to shoot this person in the leg bakugo: that's... you? sero: mina wants me to do zumba with her

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kaminari: *spits out blood* you've become more powerful since the last time we crossed paths dentist: please stop, there's a sink right next to you

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sero: i was looking in the mirror earlier and feeling unattractive, could you compliment me to make me feel better? mina: mina: you have great eyesight

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aizawa: you two say you have nothing to do with this prank. are you lying to me? mina: well, sir, depends on how you define lying aizawa: i define it as not telling the truth. what do you define it as? kaminari: reclining your body in a horizontal position aizawa: aizawa: get the fuck out of my office

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bakugo: my memory is sharp as fuck, name the last time i forgot something! sero: you left denki in the walmart parking lot like three weeks ago bakugo: that was intentional, try again damn extra

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mina: i'm having fruit salad for dinner. mina: well, fruit salad- mina: it's actually mostly grapes mina: well, it's all grapes mina: fermented grapes... mina: wine. mina: i'm having wine for dinner.

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sero: hey kirishima, how do i get revenge on someone for wronging me? kirishima: the manliest way to get revenge is to let go and live well. sero: sero: hey, bakugo, how do i get revenge-

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mina: is stabbing someone illegal? bakugo: no sero: not if they consent to it kaminari: depends on who you're stabbing kirishima: YES???

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boss: you're fired sero: *turns in his badge and gun* boss: boss: you're a waiter, where did you get those-

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mina: hey bakugo, did it hurt? kirishima: when he fell from heaven? mina: no mina: did it hurt when i told you to google it and i was right? bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP RACCOON EYES

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kaminari: *hiding from villains* kaminari: *quietly tries to open a bag of chips*

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bakugo: this game is so stupid sero: c'mon man, just do it! bakugo: fine bakugo: shitty hair, truth or dare? kirishima: truth bakugo: how many hours have you slept this week? kirishima: uh... dare bakugo: GO TO SLEEP!! kirishima: kirishima: i don't think i like this game bakugo: *begins to vibrate*

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iwas-tooru · 1 year

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dazai: so for tonight i was thinking we could watch a movie, y'know, maybe play some board games, order some food... kidnapper: *crying* the agency paid your ransom three days ago please go home

#bsd #bungou gay dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #incorrect quotes #funny #bsd incorrect quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #chuuya #soukoku

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iwas-tooru · 1 year

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*at a haunted house* makki:it's kinda dark here, i'm scared... mattsun: don't worry babe, i got this mattsun: *stomps feet* mattsun: *sketchers light up* makki:

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