#incorrect knb quotes

[knb-incorrect]

Kuroko: I apologize if I am bothering you with this.

Lifeguard, pulling him to the shore: what..

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[iwas-tooru]

inosuke: change is inedible zenitsu: uh, don't you mean inevitable? inosuke: *spits out coins* no i do not

zenitsu: tanjiro:

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[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Midorima: You‘re a loose cannon, Aomine.

Aomine: No, I’m not. I‘m a cannon maybe, but a loose one? Is that what you think of me?

Kuroko: I think you play by your own rules.

Kise: No way, he thinks rules are meant to be broken

Midorima: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Aomine: No, I‘m just a reckless renegade. Murasakibara is a loose cannon.

Murasakibara: *rips basket off the wall*

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[kagamischain]

Kise: So, where do you work?

Starbucks employee:

Starbucks employee: Sir, are you trying to play a game?

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[the-port-mafia]

Tengen, hungover: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was King of the Ducks

Rengoku: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of the Ducks

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[mcverse]

Incorrect quotes?

You: I dunked before, went over Kuroko’s head like a bird babe a bird

You: I even have the video to prove it here look *holds up phone*

Kise: *actually believes you but sees a video of kittens* *cue dramatic betrayal face*

You: I’m this short, be for real Kise

You: But on the real I have dunked before

Kise : You just said ——

You: With assistance. *show videos *

You: Here’s me using Koganei face

You: Here’s me using Mitobe back, missed both times

You: At this point Kagami got annoyed and dunked the ball with me attached

You: Technically I still dunked

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[kurokonobrainrot]

Part 3 I guess

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[takaobestboy]

Aomine: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Midorima: You people already know too much about me.

Takao: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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[evelhak]

This is for you @raspberrylix.

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[wildflowertips]

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[knb-incorrect]

Kise: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me

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Kuroko: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

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Kise: Yes!

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Midorima: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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[carrot-felisidad]

AKASHI AND MIDORIMA SLEEPOVER (kuroko is there somewhere, somehow)

Akashi: Shintarou, I'm your bestfriend, right?

Kuroko: *starts recording this convo*

Midorima: Well, no, Takao is.

Akashi: You can't have your boyfriend as your bestfriend. And we're childhood bestfriends!

Midorima: He's not my boyfriend, he's my bestfriend. We're always together now.

Akashi: Fine, but if he breaks up with you, who are you gonna cry to?

Midorima: First, we're not going to break up because he's not my boyfriend, second, if we were, we would never break up.

Akashi: But to whom are you going to cry, though.

Midorima:...

Midorima: To you...

Akashi: See, I'm your bestfriend.

*BONUS*

Midorima: If you ever break up with Furihata Kouki, would you cry to me?

Akashi: No, because I would rather use that time to get him back.

Midorima: No that's...

Akashi: It's winners' mentality, Shintarou.

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[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

*Everyone standing around the broken coffee maker*

Akashi: So. Who broke it? I‘m not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Tetsuya: …I did. I broke it.

Akashi: No. No you didn’t. Ryōta?

Kise: Don‘t look at me. Look at Murasakibaracchi

Murasakibara: What?! I didn’t break it.

Kise: Huh, that‘s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Murasakibara: Because it‘s sitting right in front of us and it‘s broken.

Kise: Suspicious.

Murasakibara: No it‘s not.

Taiga: If it matters, probably not, but Midorima was the last one to use it

Midorima: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Taiga: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Midorima: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kagami!

Tetsuya: Okay let‘s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Akashi.

Akashi: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Taiga: Akashi… Aomine has been awfully quiet.

Aomine: rEALLY

Taiga: YES REALLY

Aomine: OH MY GOD

*Everyone starts arguing*

Akashi, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Akashi: I predict 10 minutes from now they‘ll be at each other‘s throats with warpaint on their faces and pig head on a stick.

Akashi:

Akashi: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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[kagamischain]

Kagami: Are you an idiot?!

Aomine: Yes.

Kagami: Shut up, don't try to deny- What?

Aomine: Did you really expect me to say no?

Kagami: I mean I didn't think you would agree with me?

Aomine: Fuck, you're right. Okay, ask again.

Kagami: Ready?

Aomine: Yes, go on.

Kagami: ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!

Aomine: NO, YOU ARE THE IDIOT!

Hyuga: What the fuck are they doing?

Riko: Don't mind them. Just two idiots hanging together.

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[keiaruu]

that’s how we do things at kiridai | sequel

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[rossivette]

Kuroko no Basket

incorrect quotes

kagami, who didnt sleep the night before and is sleep deprived: kuroko, can I ask you a question?

kuroko: shoot.

kagami:

kagami: okay. *shoots his basketball and makes it*

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