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#incorrect akakuro quote
wildflowertips · 1 year
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brkrknspokesperson · 2 years
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marshiro-blog · 3 years
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Kuroko: Akashi-kun and I are dating.
Aomine: Akashi? Seriously? Why you didn't choose something less lethal? Like a cobra.
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kurokolovesakashi · 6 years
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Kuroko: *pats Akashi on the head*
Akashi: *purrs*
Kuroko:
Akashi, backing away slowly: You saw nothing.
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the-chibi-sempai · 6 years
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Aomine gets Arrested
Akashi: *enters police department claiming he’s Aomine’s lawyer*
Policeman: But he didn’t call his lawyer.
Akashi: Well, I’m here now, and I’d like to speak to my client, so shoo.
[after officer leaves]
Aomine: Akashi, what happened, where’s Tetsu?
Akashi:*sits down* Listen, if Tetsuya came here, he’d also get arrested.
Aomine: Okay, what’s the procedure?
Akashi: How should I know, am I a lawyer?
Aomine: *facepalms*
Akashi: There’s another way... Do you know the Minister of Security?
Aomine: Uhh, no?
Akashi: It’s okay, I know him. Or knew him. Well, he was married back then. Maybe I was too... I don’t remember anything about the time around my third and fourth marriages... No word about that to Tetsuya. Capiche?
Aomine: *nods*
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geminga · 7 years
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Stan: ugh. Richie just sent me a dick pic
Mike: what?!?
Mike: *sees the pic* uhh isn't that just his selfie?
Stan: exactly.
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akawaiishi-blog · 7 years
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Akashi: I don’t have a favorite friend. How could you even think that? All of my friends are of totally equal importance and worth.
Midorima: It’s Kuroko, isn’t it?
Akashi: I can’t help it, he has those “love me tender” eyes and I’m weak.
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syll-simpsss · 7 years
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I’d give you my heart. I’d rip it out of my chest… But then I'd literally die.
Akashi Seijuurou, to Kuroko Tetsuya
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wildflowertips · 3 years
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Can you make a Akakuro tweet?
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hope you like them 🥺🥺
akashi & kuroko do be the cutest
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marshiro-blog · 3 years
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Akashi: I should do something stupid.
Kuroko: I'm something stupid, do me.
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marshiro-blog · 3 years
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Kuroko: 20 years from now, I guarantee you I will be Akashi's second husband.
Akashi: What happened to my first husband?
Kuroko: Nothing you can prove.
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marshiro-blog · 3 years
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Kuroko: You should try being nice to Kagami-kun.
Akashi: Okay, I will do it, ... But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person.
Akashi: And that's not the man you fell in love with.
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marshiro-blog · 3 years
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*Kuroko and Akashi about to get married*
Kise: *whispering* You need to do something.
Aomine: *also whispering* Here's the plan, I'm going to fake an epileptic seizure.
Kagami: You're not epileptic.
Aomine: That's why I'm going to fake it!
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marshiro-blog · 3 years
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*Akashi and Kuroko kiss*
Kuroko: I FEEL THE POWER OF SATAN INSIDE ME.
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marshiro-blog · 3 years
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Akashi: You know what?! I'm sick of this-
Kuroko: What exactly do you think you are sick of?
Aomine: His only options here are to fake a heart attack or have a real one.
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marshiro-blog · 3 years
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Kuroko: So you know, people flirt all the time. No big deal!
Akashi: Really? So it's okay If I...
Kuroko: No! Not you! I own your ass!
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