#incorrect the witcher | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

greenleaf4stuff · 11 months

Text

Incorrect The Witcher #1

Jaskier: I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths

(Source: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-54244.html)

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #jaskier #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect the witcher #mine

9 notes · View notes

patroclusdefencesquad · 10 months

Text

can you believe it's actually canon now

#and he's dating ALL of these people #the witcher #incorrect witcher quotes #jaskier #geraskier #geraskefer #radskier #yennskier #and vespula. my most beloved #the witcher spoilers

9K notes · View notes

nataliescatorccio · 10 months

Text

#let’s play: correct or incorrect quote (27/?)

4K notes · View notes

izzy-hands · 1 year

Photo

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [22/∞] (insp.)

#the witcher #witcher #the witcher netflix #witcheredit #thewitcheredit #geraskier #geraskieredit #userbecca #userava #ughmerlin #usersvenja #arthurpendragonns #jemmablossom #*#*gifs #*witcher #*geraskier #witcher-incorrect-quotes

4K notes · View notes

hannibard · 7 months

Text

I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

1K notes · View notes

fanby-fckry · 4 months

Text

*Jaskier, getting his information taken after being arrested*

Guard: Name?

Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove.

Guard: Sex?

Jaskier: I wasn’t expecting to… But I won’t lie, this whole guard/prisoner thing is pretty hot.

Guard: No, I meant are you a man or a woman?

Jaskier: I’m a bard.

Guard: But what’s in your pants?

Jaskier: Nothing. You took all of my belongings.

Guard: What’s between your legs?

Jaskier:

Geralt: *under his breath* Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it

Jaskier: Your mother!

Geralt: Fuck.

#source: unknown #the witcher #the witcher incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher memes #incorrect quotes #jaskier #Julian Alfred Pankratz #geralt #geralt of rivia #geraskier #if you squint #fanby’s fuckery

787 notes · View notes

anya-chalotra · 10 months

Photo

(insp)

2K notes · View notes

humblebardd · 18 days

Text

Jaskier: you know why I called you in here, right?

Geralt: yeah, because I accidentally sent you a dick pic—

Jaskier: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* accidentally??

#geraskier #the witcher #incorrect quotes #geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher modern au

322 notes · View notes

gwentbleidd · 1 year

Text

the concept of geralt being painfully unaware and making everything confusing is so funny tbh. i mean, imagine the situation:

literally everyone thinks that geralt and jaskier are together. everyone. except geralt.

why? well.

tb to that one time when lambert was making fun of him because 'oh geralt you look like shit, you didn't sleep well last nigh, huh?' so geralt answers, like it's nothing, 'no, jaskier kept me up all night', making lambert choke. to be fair, geralt agrees that listening to jaskier singing his stupid little songs till white morning wasn’t a nice experience. even if lambert is being overdramatic about it.

then some other time, a woman offers him and jaskier to spend the night at her inn while they're on the path. it's true that nights are getting colder but oh, geralt is used to it and so he explains 'no. thank you, but i sleep with the bard'. he doesn't know why the woman goes red in the face, why she starts to stutter and doesn't look geralt in the face anymore. weird but okay, not his problem.

it happens so many times until someone eventually points it out to geralt.

it's even funnier when he AND jaskier are confused after that, just for entirely different reasons

yennefer: no, geralt. enough. you need to stop making people think you and jaskier are together

geralt: what?, we're not together.

jaskier: we aRE NOT????

#geralt #jaskier #geraskier #dandelion #the witcher #incorrect #geralt of rivia

2K notes · View notes

fabulousprancingtrashstallion · 20 days

Text

Incorrect Witcher Quotes

Yen: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Geralt: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital Yen: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you. Geralt: but I heard a siren. Yen: That was Jaskier screaming.

#the witcher #incorrect witcher quotes #geralt of rivia #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier

201 notes · View notes

headcanonthings · 1 month

Text

*An Alderman is withholding Geralt's payment* Jaskier: With all due respect Jaskier: Jaskier: which is none

#incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher #jaskier

244 notes · View notes

cod-dump · 4 months

Text

Nik: History was second on my list of favorite subjects when I was studying.

Price: What was first?

Nik: Geography. The atlas was bigger, and it was easier to hide a bottle of vodka behind it.