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wizardsaur · 1 year
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Hermit-Wizard's Sleep & Dream Quick Spells
1. Nightmare last night? Open a window & shake out your pillowcase in the sunlight/fresh air. Get those vibes gone. No more Balloon Animal Alien Invasion or Fish-Hell nightmares
2. Big Day of XYZ got you stressy? Can't sleep? Glass of Warm Milk+ will fix you right up. Add chamomile & lavender for peace, and rosemary for clarity, if you've got it. Stir in a spoonful of honey for sweet dreams - Four times counterclockwise to remove the chaotic and unwanted vibes. Seven times clockwise to imbue desirable Snooze-Vibes. Tap spoon on mug's edge 3x to "Seal The Deal"
3. Not a spell, but counting sheep isn't actually numbering off fluffy wooly babies jumping over a fence. Pick a relatively broad theme. Mentally list off everything you can about that theme. Specific Names of Colors does the trick for me.
4. "In with the good, out with the bad" breathing. Deep breaths, breathing exercise style. Welcome energies that help you find peace, exhale that which makes you stressed & keeps you awake.
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pendraegon · 4 months
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having insomnia is so stupid like.. just go to sleep idiot 😑😴
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monabee-draws · 1 year
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Insomnia, an SDV mini-comic
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Just a sketchy comic about sleepless nights, based on Seb's marriage dialogue.
Sebastian is my favourite husband💓
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undrawnboy · 7 months
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fuck it. answer some mmni questions and i'll assign you a song
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coratorium · 4 months
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some of you are annoying in a different way than i am, and that frustrates me because i don't like feeling incompatible with other people. as per tumblr tradition i will try and frame this as a moral failure on your part to massage my own ego
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you-need-not-apply · 5 months
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I have an 8am shift tomorrow that I have to be up at 6:15am for but imma be on tumblr till 3
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tostada-fangirl · 2 months
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I want to see a dol x silent hill au like really bad, like... the equestrya fallout thing, but with the two games befored menthiond.
If nobody is going to create it, I guess I'll have to write it myself sigh... It's gonna be so much work plus ugly doddles and weird writtings like if I was high on some weird shit.
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grimiorething · 1 year
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Nightmares, Exhaustion, Sleepless:
A Bottle Curse of Odd Proportions.
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Note: Yes I do not like spell jars. Yes I love curses and protections made in bottles. It's the sake of dismantling it.
Components:
Coffee
Energy Drink (flat)
Dirt
Dead plant materials
Metal scrap
War mother
Burnt lavender
Clove
Yew berry
Red pepper seeds
Black peppercorns
Thistle thorns
I placed all of these into a jar with a physical taglock (hair is good, a name is fine, adding objects of relation works too). Of course you want to inform each component of its purpose, but otherwise not much decorum shoving crap into a bottle. Make sure the lid is removable as this is something you'll want to burp, to avoid exploding jars. On a scrap of paper, I write down your intentions for the spell (to inflict insomnia and exhaustion upon the target as well as nightmares). This isn't a very damaging curse, more one of persistent inconvenience and prolonged effect. Shake it every night before you sleep, or if the target is in another time zone and this is possible, shake it before they sleep. Keep this not by your bed but in your bedroom.
If you want to break this specific curse, take some odd instruction. Baking soda. Setting the bottle in a dish, pour baking soda into the bottle (baking soda neutralizes acids so in a magical sense it neutralizes the components). Then, pour in a mix of salt and ash, declaring the curse finished. Add another piece of paper with intentions written on it if you desire. You can also just dismantle it but I find getting wet organic mass out of a jar difficult.
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ubejamjar · 24 days
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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡
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Yay! More happy things! Thank you much 💕 I got carried away talking about fish so 6. is long but the rest are brief!
6. Arapaima
My favorite fish (not for eating). Big ol’ oxbow lake babies who have to come up for air after 5-15 minutes, it’s why they survive in waters with little oxygen. I love them so much.
Imagine—Deep in the rainforest there’s a lake, one of many born of the floodwaters spilling forth from the Amazon River. The water is still, tranquil amongst the chirping, buzzing, rustling of forest life. A black caiman lurks, drifting across the mirrored surface, prowling for any aquatic life unlucky enough to be stranded here when the floodwater receded.
Something breaches. You wait for another glimpse. Your is patience rewarded with the sight of a beast below, a massive thing nearly 3 meters, ten foot. You see giant scales, dragon scales in green and black, glittering gold in the light. There’s a flash of red tail. The creature is gone.
They ARE in FFXIV but the biggest aquarium is not big enough for them and I would just feel sad seeing one floating in place. Same goes for Animal Crossing.
7. Sugar and Coffee
I’m a tea and croissant type of woman but sometimes I’m a little dessert devil fiending for any sweet. Whenever I want to have something like cake, I need to have a cup of coffee to balance it. Usually decaf because I’m not supposed to have much caffeine, but always a dark roast with a little bit of oat milk or heavy cream to take the acidic edge off. It’s bliss
8. Vaccuming
Ok wait, hear me out.
It is a necessity because I’m allergic to cats and I have two whole idiots to my name, but also it’s just satisfying. Usually I’m just mentally making the same sound as vacuum cleaner or making little race car noises when I go around the couch.
9. Crustaceans
It started as a joke. I was playing Civ VI with my siblings and husband, and I started the church of Crab God 🦀. It was all “haha holy war, Catholicism vs. a bunch of crab worshipping idiots” but then it became an inside joke that never died. Now I unironically love the lil guys. My baby baby sister got me a little crab Lego thing for Christmas, my darling got me a crab plush for our anniversary last year. 🤷‍♀️ I just think they’re cute, silly little guys.
10. Eels
I’m just gonna finish this by talking about another aquatic creature I’m fucking obsessed with. I saw ONE documentary about endangered American eels a decade ago and I’ve been obsessed ever since. Freshwater eel, Moray eels, DEFINITELY garden eels. Eels good, man.
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Same, brother, same
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anadorablekiwi · 11 months
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Every night
I get in bed. Scroll tumblr for a while (usually an hour or two)
I decide to try and sleep because i am Tired. Always Tired.
I toss and turn. Try to get comfortable. Try all sorts of weird positions.
Nothing works.
I’m still awake one, two hours later?
Sleep will come claim me eventually, but it sure does take its sweet time
I hate this
Always Tired. Never Sleepy.
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valentinesparda · 3 months
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sorry. I'm fine now lol
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pendraegon · 7 months
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cant sleep ):
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dykethang · 3 months
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i think if i could sleep it would fix me becausei'm wide awake at like, 3:40 am feeling Mentally Ill. unfortunately for me. the inability to sleep is in fact a side effect of said Mental Illinois. not sure we thought this one through, boss
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your-localjesus · 11 months
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I think my AO3 has stopped loading to try make me go to sleep.
Me at 5am: *whisper* just one more chapter...
AO3: Hell fucking nah! Do you fanfic lovers have no self-preservationl instincts?????
Me: nope, those abandoned me along with my innocence when I discovered smut.
AO3: SLEEP FUCKER!
Me: NOPE! *opens tumblr*
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caer-gai · 4 months
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so Tor and Algove are both killed by Launcelot during the rescue of guinevere (sometimes anyways) and Lamorak and Percival both die in the grail quest (for different reasons but still) and Lamorak's favourite brother was Tor so the feeling's probably mutual. since Tor is likely older than algove algove probs saw Tor as a threat to his position as first born which is basically all he had. Conversly Algove and Percival are best buds.
And then Lamorak and Percival are gone, which isn't how it was supposed to be because they're the young ones. because lamorak was the best dualist. because percival was the chosen one. because pellinore loved Lamorak best and Percival was perfect.
And now Tor and Algove are left alone with an empty castle.
and each other
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bad-toh-au · 1 year
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where hunter and beta!hunters ‘plots?’ merge. Belos made hunter by combining Caleb’s and Evelyn’s dna hundred of years ago. He was known as the golden prince until tragedy struck, Hunter was cursed. Belos tried and tried to wake up his brother nephew but he couldn’t.
Belos scrubbed the books and library’s of hunter, no-one would know his first attempt was a failure. The other nephews, or attempts at least, weren’t as good as the first so belos appointed them as his Golden Guard.
Hunter wakes up after Darius’ mentor, the golden guard dies. Belos takes the 6yo and raises him as the heir to the throne. for 5 years hunter is well, his curse seems like it was gone! But it isn’t that easy, hunters curse acts up and he runs into the forest, he didn’t want to cover the castle in rose bushes.
The Princes disappearance soon fades into obscurity… Until Luz! yeha this girl’ll find him and wake him by slapping him.
Hunters sudden awakening causes a few problems… he barely falls asleep at times, can’t touch roses and forgot who he was. He joins eda and luz and joins in on their shenanigans… until Lilith tries to capture eda and finds him.
Hunter finds out he’s the lost prince and yada yada. he goes to the emperor who’s certainly displeased. turns out that having a really easily solved curse and joining a wild witch is treason. Who knew? I don’t know how’s this work in canon, but it’s also a fun thought, like beta and canon willows be related to terra snapdragon
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