#invente

[leregirenga]

Me inventé un amor rosa, de esos que ya no existen más que en los cuentos de hadas y en las películas. Lo diseñe a mi estilo y semejanza, lo hice mío, lo fundí como hierro a mi corazón y de ahí se amalgamo también el alma.

No sé si lo soñé, pero me quedo hermoso, no sé si se me figuro, pero quedó precioso.

El principio fue fácil, empezó por el propio, después nació todo, a mi alrededor empezaron a brotar como rosas, y luego un jardín; el más bello, el más lindo.

Leregi Renga

#invente #amor #rosa #esos #no #existen #mas #cuentos #hadas #peliculas #texto de amor #amor propio

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[we-are-all-nobodies18]

Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .

#avatar the last airbender #atla #atla katara #percy jackson #percy is my spirit animal #imagine them inventing a whole new drink because percy totally would and katara would be down for it hard #pjo #walker scobell #pjo tv #katara

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay. #please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

[mqfx]

#hewwo #polls #i personally would probably be on a 2-4 if we count ''1900s during the invention of wireless communication + a murder trial'' as a story #if not then. i die (the last manhwa i read was a red flag number) #note: FANFIC COUNTS

[trans-cuchulainn]

i entirely get why people are like "actually knights were historically land-owning nobles waging war on people" and reminding people that idealised modern conceptions of knights are not historically accurate, it's just really really funny given that people have been idealising the institution of knighthood since like. the twelfth century or earlier, go take it up with fucking chrétien de troyes

#but also funny that people are still falling for chivalric romance propaganda #'you're romanticising knighthood' romanticising was invented for knighthood tbh

[sapphikatara]

zuko is already a hilarious character but he becomes even funnier if you give him a crush on sokka

#like he’s already so dramatic #imagine him with a crush on not just a boy #but SOKKA #his grandfather literally invented homophobia #zukka #zuko #sokka #avatar the last airbender #atla #avatar

[artemis-pendragon]

NEVER FORGOR 🫡

#the night we invented an emotion so complex and insane it will likely never be replicated again #however every nov 5th we sure as hell try #nov 5th #destiel #spn #supernatural #nov 5th 2020

[emotional-emotion]

Seinfeld (1989 - 1998) 8.22 The Summer of George

#seinfeld #george costanza #seinfeldedit #televisiongifs #tvedit #userbbelcher #chewieblog #*mystuff #he invented girlrotting #rot girl summer

[idolomantises]

Damn, Hazbin's popularity has fans thinking I'm ripping off of it, I'm inspired by it or that I'm making OCs for that universe.

not a fan :/

#txt #i need fans to stop acting like this show invented Christianity good grief

[hamletthedane]

Still laughing at Brian May offhandedly writing the greatest understatement in the history of academia in his astrophysics doctoral dissertation:

Ah, yes - “various pressures.” Like being one of the greatest guitarists ever and playing/writing/singing for the most legendary rock band of all time.

Those various pressures.

#queen #Brian May #just a rock and roll god and also an astrophysicist #it’s like Deacon casually inventing the technology for all modern bass stereos bc he was an electrical engineer #a side gig of being a genius #along with their friends ‘learned opera at 5yo and literally SAW music’ and ‘chaos tornado with a promising career in dentistry’ #Music #shut up e #these are twitter thoughts but twitter is dead so now I subject you all to them

[camilleflyingrotten]

When Crowley disappeared after the Edinburgh incident, Aziraphale got bored and started to write a novel

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #Azi invented fanfiction #and prob self insert #the book has been hidden and to this day its location remains unknown

[thedeathdeelers]

the goncharov tag rn

#tumblr being very protective of the invention of fake movies #but then again tiktok apparently did it to boost a song and that just doesn’t feel as pure yknow #or authentic #goncharov

[bodega-catto]

I know Gojo was tweaking when they pulled these out

#jjk #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #satosugu #sugusato #gego #his hole was self lubricating like crazy #he invented the omegaverse in that very moment

[youngerfrankenstein]

Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.

He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.

#Phineas and Ferb #Also he invented time travel and became a hero at some point I guess

[eternxlvante]

“i love you”

— ❌ boo, lame, predictable, no impact

“one life spent with you, is all that i could wish for”

— ✅ tear breaker, changes lives, romantic, bears their heart and soul, genuine, impactful

#they’re in love your honor #they invented romance #2nd wedding when? #they make me feel insane #im so normal about them #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #kitty softpaws #puss x kitty #kittyboots #softboots