#it was also complete ass

[thenamessparkplug]

throwback to that time my mom made me show her what i had been working on and it was an angsty tawog animation meme

#ive never gotten over that #the song was weak by ajr btw #it was also complete ass #literally awful #i will never recover #this was 2 years ago #wAIT IT HAS OVER 100 VIEWS IM CRYING SINCE WHEN #nnNNOOOOOO #animation meme #animation

[tariah23]

#yuhhhh #rambling #everyone and their mama had a lot to say about the slap but these same ppl have either come out being full blown Zionists or they’ve just #been completely silent #all together #not that we should expect much from celebs but you get it #also it’s been completely normalized to demonize black people doing literally anything so #you literally would’ve thought will smith killed this ass on national tv the way they were crying about this shit

[autoneurotic]

i’m going to throw the fuck yp WHOOOOOO made this WHY is it in my break room im losing my mind

#keep misreading haveaplan as heaven?!??!?!? osbdbfjdj #everyone telling me to quit my job over this: #this is the best job i’ve ever had in my 14 years of working LOL #well. the pay is shit. but i like the schedule and my store is very good. michael’s as a company sucks ass sucks complete asssssss #but my lil store is <3 #ALSO say hiii to the new events host and coordinator <3 i did not get a raise <3

[clouvu]

Save me french yuri... Save me

#genshin impact #arledrone #sandrone #arlecchino #haha remember when we all thought that sandrone and arlecchino would both show up in fontaine and be gay together? #good times.... good times #jk i'm ready to end it all actually #I KNOW WE HAVE LIKE ONE LAST MAJOR FRENCH PATCH BEFORE NATLAN BUT IVE JUST ABOUT LOST ALL HOPE #the way that literally every wlw arle pairing got fed so well following arle's drip marketing EXCEPT for arledrn... hate it here so bad #anyways shipping aside HOW is it possible that the frenchiest of french harbingers with heavy ties to machinery #and like two major world quests tied to specifically to her lore and is even MENTIONED of being present in fontaine #also being one of the first harbingers ever mentioned dating back all the way to the description of chode's teaser trailer #just???? doesnt show up?????? #Sandy enjoyers are stronger than any us marine because my GOD are we struggling out here #anyways ignore the fact that I completely forgot to draw sandy's wind up key it was hard drawing through the tears #(actually it was cause i half-assed this doodle but we dont talk about that)

[yrsonpurpose]

Nicholas Galitzine as Hayes Campbell The Idea of You (2024)

#the idea of you #theideaofyouedit #nicholas galitzine #chrissiewatts #userninz #lookstevie #userlang #usermegsb #filmedit #mine* #and thus completes the nicholas galitzine era of 4/4 projects #hayes campbell the loser little loverboy that you are #i too would follow him across the world on a whim and twirl my ass off side stage #anyway he ate up this role #bc he did well with the material that was provided #and clearly had a lot of fun playing a boybander #sad puppy dog eyes you will always be famous #so much improv in this film that makes it v obvious how much nick is comfortable with his character and the crew to do whatever #also. thick thighs saves lives #the idea of you spoilers

[soriastrider]

this has almost certainly been done before, but i think it's funny so i did it anyway

original:

#dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #homestuck #my art #i drew this right on top of the meme in an effort to make this quick and easy. which was a complete failure #i spent way too long on this and still failed at anatomy lmao #oh well #anyway. dirkjake #thought about making it jake's ass in the last panel but i decided i didnt wanna try to draw ass lol #also it would've been much harder to convey the inherent dumbass boyfriend energy that was the whole point of this #if jake's smug little face wasn't visible #he is expertly restraining giggles #I also had to rotate dirk in the last panel bc the original angle was just not working no matter how many times I tried to fix it #unfortunately anatomy hates me #bg image is from hs p4221

[zillychu]

please enjoy some assorted trigun doodles from the. a while lmao

#trigun #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashmeryl #mashwood #im p sure ive drawn meryl bug eyed more than normal eyes at this point #the things in the middle is a. quetzalcoatl vash of some sort i think #or just u know. a flavor of canon angel abomination #listen if the drawing is older than 2 weeks my ass does NOT remember #also dont tell me tristamp vash isnt SO COMPLETELY BABY that his 'threaten everyone to evacuate a town' wont work unless he goes Full Plant #zilly art

[carrotkicks]

it got complicated really quickly

#you can thank @orignalartblog for their lovely murase design #i think about it all the time #also! #i'm currently very hyperfixated on stormbringer to balance out the complete lack of chuuya content for s4 #you could make a whole ass soap opera based on that ln tbh. that should be an offical bsd spinoff actually. #bsd #bungo stray dogs #stormbringer #chuuya #doodles #AND SORRY I HAVE UGLY ASS HANDWRITING. i don't know my capitalization please disregard it

[korokonas]

Can’t get over the fact that the canon reason for the discovery of a whole-ass new species was from the desire to compare salaries

#my art #shitpost #flight rising #flight rising art #flight rising ridgeback #flight rising sandsurge #sandsurge #fr ridgeback #fr fanart #dragons #i think I’ve settled on a simple style for dumb doodles and shitposts that doesn’t look like complete ass #also i love the sand shark dragons. grinding for the sailfish and marlin genes to make demon salmon dragons #also i know this isn’t how the meeting happened ‘’in lore’’ but i think it’s funnier #FRfanart

[sufficientlylargen]

@elodieunderglass I think you would appreciate this 3D printing project I found for adding legs to an IKEA Lämplig. More images and source files are on Thingiverse, so if you have access to a 3D printer you can make them yourself!

#it also comes with a file called NutInMe.stl #that you can print and stick a nut in to make sure your nuts will fit in the legs #also you can see the provenance of the file on thingivers #from which I have learned that someone started with a model of a leg #and then expanded it to a nearly-complete human body #and then someone else took the human body and stripped it back down to the leg #in a sort of bizarre STL atavism #asses to asses‚ legs to legs I guess #3d printing #horrible things with legs

[fivetrench]

I hate the majority of dano!riddler fanart bc people always draw him as this microscopic toothpick twink like GOD. USE YOUR EYES. HE IS AT LEAST SIX FEET TALL AND OBVIOUSLY CHUBBY. HIS FACE IS ROUND. HES FUCKING HUGE. IF YOU MAKE HIM SHORTER THAN BRUCE AND LIKE 90 POUNDS IN YOUR “FANART” OF HIM I’M GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE.

#its always riddlebat shippers too #like can yall not enjoy things without completely ignoring canon and slapping a yaoi filter over it #oh also anyone who likes lacryboy or their art needs to stay the fuck away from me #nasty ass.. #dano!riddler #paul dano riddler #edward nashton #not art #discourse #i guess??

[brother-emperors]

BROTHERS

The river Weser ran between the Roman and Cheruscan forces. Arminius came to the bank and halted with his fellow chieftains:�� "Had the Caesar come?" he inquired.​ On receiving the reply that he was in presence, he asked to be allowed to speak with his brother. That brother, Flavus by name, was serving in the army, a conspicuous figure both from his loyalty and from the loss of an eye through a wound received some few years before during Tiberius' term of command. Leave was granted, and Stertinius took him down to the river. Walking forward, he was greeted by Arminius; who, dismissing his own escort, demanded that the archers posted along our side of the stream should be also withdrawn. When these had retired, he asked his brother, whence the disfigurement of his face? On being told the place and battle, he inquired what reward he had received. Flavus mentioned his increased pay, the chain, the crown, and other military decorations; Arminius scoffed at the cheap rewards of servitude.

They now began to argue from their opposite points of view. Flavus insisted on "Roman greatness, the power of the Caesar; the heavy penalties for the vanquished; the mercy always waiting for him who submitted himself. Even Arminius' wife and child were not treated as enemies." His brother urged "the sacred call of their country; their ancestral liberty; the gods of their German hearths; and their mother, who prayed, with himself, that he would not choose the title of renegade and traitor to his kindred, to the kindred of his wife, to the whole of his race in fact, before that of their liberator." From this point they drifted, little by little, into recriminations; and not even the intervening river would have prevented a duel, had not Stertinius run up and laid a restraining hand on Flavus, who in the fullness of his anger was calling for his weapons and his horse. On the other side Arminius was visible, shouting threats and challenging to battle: for he kept interjecting much in Latin, as he had seen service in the Roman camp as a captain of native auxiliaries.

Tacitus Annals 2.10-11

there's a lot going on in there! Arminius switching to Latin is a detail that always makes me feel a deep kind of sadness, especially with how it's preceded by mention of their mother. I wonder what she thought of what became of her sons, on opposite sides of everything but still, inescapably, brothers. even when they want to kill each other. there sure are a lot of fucked up and unhappy brothers around. and Arminius asking about Flavus' injury............I also had a whole thing typed out about the horror of imperialism and colonization and the trauma of assimilation but I think this sets the tone better

Rome's Greatest Defeat: Massacre in the Teutoburg Forest, Adrian Murdoch

and also this, just for fun

(ibid)

this post is already a mile long, so lets add another mile to it: a little scene at the start of their conversation! tfw you go in for a hug and your younger brother who also ended up being taller starts roasting your hair style

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app⭐ko-fi

#long post #SO LONG #roman empire tag #tbh im not jazzed about using that tag when rome is not actually the setting here but i do not have a good era tag for this yet #i'll figure it out later eurhghghesuerhgh #komiks tag #arminius & flavus #idk. maybe also #eye trauma cw #anyway it's all very 'he's my brother and i need a shovel to love him' kind of deal #this (wheezing) this is an idea i had LAST YEAR but it was a solo illustration #i had it posted for about ten minutes before i decided it sucked ass and needed to be revisited as a comic #FINALLY. the idea is complete. im free. it's been bothering me to have it unfinished while the original idea was haunting my drafts #as a reminder to get it done. and now i can delete it. au revoir illustration you will not be missed

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

What can I say? They're my favorite.

#twdg #twdg clouis #clouis #twdg clementine #twdg louis #sometimes they creep back into my mind and i'm like 'ah yes' like a crow admiring a pretty stone they found years ago and kept #also thank you pi for the screenshots. i used to have a whole folder full of them but that was when i was doing themed nights #the source for these is me i just have a random document full of dynamics and ship things i enjoy because.....i dunno i like keeping track #and so many of them apply to clouis but there's also an overlap of with clouis and rose/alistair [my warden from origins and alistair] like #alistair's romance route is like an evolved matured and extended version of clouis sksksks gee i wonder if i have a type #look you present me with a character who deflects with humor and isn't taken seriously by the rest of the group and the longer you know the #the more you realize how high they've built a wall around themselves and how *unwell* they really are and how they're not as sunshine #as they present themselves and also they avoid leadership and responsibility until they grow closer with someone who pushes them #and they end stronger and more balanced as a person while finding the affection they've craved #and also there's the daddy issues #present me with that character as a romantic option and i'm in no questions asked okay i don't want the mean broody one that's meh to me #i want the one that has every reason to be broody but chooses not to be because they have a completely different defense mechanism #and a warped sense of themselves and self-esteem issues they leave unaddressed until forced to face them #i'm just saying i'm aware that i have a type i'm always going to gravitate toward clouis nearly checks all the boxes #also the lack of clouis these days? my crops are thirsty and i have too many ongoing projects to do anything about it other than this sksks #so until i make time to finish my long ass louis/clouis analysis this is the best i can provide for now

[imminent-danger-came]

WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY. WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY! WHAT WAS HE-

Sun Wukong: "Kid—new armor isn't going to cut it! We have to hit Azure with everything we've got! You can't just, ignore this whole part of your power because it scares you!"

MK: "I-"

-

LITERALLY WHAT. WHAT WAS IT. MK HONEY SWEETIE DARLING WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO TELL WUKONG HERE

#look at MK's FACE #HE IS SO DISTRAUGHT #Scenes I lay awake thinking about #Like we all know Wukong encouraging MK to use his monkey form is going to bite them in the ass #But HOW #Like SWK knows whatever the fuck MK is but MK knows something about his Monkey Form that we (including SWK) don't #''Well alright then.'' terrible. terrible. ''Oh—there's nothing mindless about me friend!'' TERRIBLE. #Hm guess I'm just having another breakdown about the special. #the light is no mystery #<- new Wukong an MK tag I wanna be emo #anyways #imp tag #lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk MK #Hello I am re-remembering Wukong's absolute faith in MK and how this is both a virtue and a vice #(aka oops if MK loses control SWK will be completely blindsided by it) #I am also remembering how MK's undying loyalty to SWK is also both a virtue and a vice! #(Aka if MK learns SWK did anything he can't justify that will shatter him) #These two would basically do anything for each other—but in like the fucked up way! So: haha we are in danger

[vaggieslefteye]

HAZBIN HOTEL (2024): 1x04 - "Masquerade"

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #niffty #sir pentious #hazbin angel dust #hazbin niffty #hazbin sir pentious #requested #hazbin hotel edit #masquerade #THIS IS NEVER NOT SO FUCKING FUNNY LMFAOOOOO #also if ur here: @ the person who requested the saint peter greeting set i'm still working on it!! it's just taking a long ass time lmao #my gifs #genuinely i think niffty is the only one who will always say yes to watching angel's movies with him #they'd both have a blast - niffty enjoys the violence/depravity and angel gets to brag/talk about his performance #and she'd listen!! #they'd share popcorn :] #then she'd say something completely off the hinges like ''last time i dommed a guy like that i had to bury him in five different locations' #ep highlight: subtitled

[legobenkenobi]

Cody and Anakin’s relationship is one that continues to make me absolutely insane.

they have exactly one thing in common and that is that they both love and care about Obi-Wan Kenobi and Captain Rex. that’s it. otherwise, they’re functionally opposites. they have different ideas on fixing problems, different life perspectives, different personalities, ect. but they are both deeply, personally loyal to the people they both love.

they even love Rex and Obi-Wan in completely different ways. but they both still love them. and that means something. in a way i don’t have words for. it’s not respect. it’s not love for each other. but it is something. an understanding, maybe. (before Anakin falls, anyway. after that it’s all ‘i told you i didn’t like him’ from Cody, because he really didn’t care for Anakin’s methods at all and i guarantee it made him wary of Anakin)

#something about two completely opposing people working towards a common goal for someone they love #it just makes me. 💥💥💥💥💥💥 #commander cody #obi-wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #captain rex #sw #tcw #codywan #tagging it as codywan more for my own blog organization. sorry #also i’m just talking out my ass rn ignore me for the time being