Below is my recipe for lemon chicken that’ll get you mad puss
Ingredients:
- butter
- white cooking wine
- boneless skinless chicken thighs
- lemon
- adobo or garlic salt
- a neutral oil
Directions:
Melt a half stick of butter, give or take, in a large pan with a little oil on medium high. Season your chicken and make sure the pieces are flat and will make full contact with the pan. When fat in pan shimmers, place chicken in the pan and sear until you get a crust, not until fully cooked. When all the pieces are done, place them on a plate and cut them up into bite sized chunks. I use kitchen shears because it’s easier. Before the butter burns take pan off the heat and to it add a good amount of wine before placing it back on the heat and pouring in the lemon juice. Cover your face, it will pop. I like one lemon for 6-8 chicken thighs. You can add some zest at the end if you give a shit. After it’s cooked down and tastes alright (when you add the chicken back in it’ll make it saltier so taste for salt at the end), add the cut up chicken and any juices from the plate. I use a rubber spatula to scrape it off. Then you cook and toss the chicken at medium high until fully cooked, be sure to leave it still for a while after you first toss the pieces with the sauce so that the pieces can brown and the sauce can caramelize. When a larger piece is cut open and you can see it’s fully cooked you’re good. Hard to overcook dark meat. Serve with rice and vegetables or pasta or bread crusts or literally anything or nothing at all.
Mad puss. Also the sauce splits on purpose so don’t give this to any high brow bitches.
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[ My friend is not an anime/manga person in the slightest, but I introduced him to Cowboy Bebop. He absolutely loves it. I just introduced him to the movie last night and he couldn’t stop laughing at the way Ed was moving their body all around. He laughed hard at Faye’s drawing of Vincent and when she said ‘ why were they fighting cancer in a vase? ‘ he’s been converted. ]
I absolutely adore ‘The one body Problem’ by metisket
It’s just so fun? And ridiculous? And heart wrenching?
And it has lines like “you can have the body and pet the rabbits” and that delights me.
Everyone who likes wangxian should read it. Mdzs, the untamed, grandmaster of demonic cultivation, whatever you want to call it, the plot and romance is wonderful.