My Beloved Himbo trying to propose and getting the best and most hilarious "refusal" ever:
She misunderstands, thinks he needs a doctor, and proceeds to diagnose him:
Never again shall someone be semi-refused in such an epic manner.
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which hollywood Chris(es) would become besties with kevin, jeremy, jean?? (100% acceptable for each of our boys to have their own personal Chris bestie)
ahhh ANON!! Asking the real questions omg??? Holy shit, the amount of analysis I had to do to answer this question lmao.
Ok ok so....BESTIES. So I looked at this from two ways - the "we're so alike, we're besties" angle and the "Holy shit, we're nothing alike, so I totally want to hang out with you."
SO. Without further ado:
"Kya, we're samesies!" Besties:
Jeremy = Chris E. - I mean the strong ethics, the nice guy persona, dog lover, goofy laugh, loves his mom, everybody finds him to be a sweetheart but also a prankster on set?? 100% Jeremy.
Kevin = Chris H. - dude is traveling the globe, always posts about his workout routine and healthy eating, super present on social media, body of a god, a little sassy. Yeah, he has Kevin written all over him even if their sense of humor isn't the same.
Jean = Chris P. - kind of the lone wolf of the Chrises? Super versatile acting range, can mess with himself or be super serious. Also, kind of standoffish but not in a bad way? Just more of like a reserved, mature way. Very Jean-coded.
"Bro, you're so cool I wanna hang out w/ you" Besties:
Jeremy = Chris H. - there would be so many "bro!!!" and "dude!!!" exclamations here, I can't even. Like two naughty kids in a candy shop, running around and causing all sorts of mischief while laughing hysterically. They just genuinely enjoy each other's company. Massive jock energy.
Kevin = Chris P. - I feel like there would be this complete sense of bafflement and like 'how do you tick' going on. It would be a constant game of Kevin trying to "figure him out" that would crack Chris P. up I think. Like, he doesn't know this dude's deal, and Chris certainly isn't clarifying it for him.
Jean = Chris E. - Jean would choose him for the sole reason of wanting to mess with him. Like I think he would just do the whole "shock and awe" thing to get Chris' reaction and that trademark laugh. (He does not find it cute; he does NOT find it cute, ok???) Then Chris E. would turn the tables on him and prank him back and I think Jean would be both scandalized and impressed.
Phew. So there's my take. HILARIOUS ask, anon. Thanks!
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bf admitted he likes being bossed around which is insanely funny considering 1) my mom always told me id never find a partner bc i can be bossy (just comes built in being the oldest sibling also Literally got it from her. also im a virgo not my fault) 2) i was asking him because i was worried i was doing it unconsciously (i try my best not to be) but then he was like no keep doing it i like it
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Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him
'I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox...he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree...but then he came back and hacked away at it's legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died'
'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn't like to ask'
'But...the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she's an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert'
'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf...claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I'm not sure he was quite right in the head at the time'
'He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it'
And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight' Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline' Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.
When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like '...I can explain...it made sense at the time'
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