#it's cooking

[io-lu-art]

me.

rn.

at 2 am.

#those random ideas you get at midnight #the Zuko I identify with the most #i think #art wip #wip #art #illustration #sketch #lineart #it's cooking #hopefully i won't forget it on the stove #zuko #iroh #proud as ever #atla #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender

[madbalalaika]

And what if Zoro's hair grows long? What then?

#my torture that's what #one piece #roronoa zoro #art #fanart #sketch #digital art #I'm working on drawing his ass don't worry #It's cooking

[spindrifters]

saturday snip

tysm @fruityindividual xx

Magic spirals in clouds like dust, spilling out a fine coated layer over everything beyond the centering pole of his body. Fleetingly, he’s reminded of something he read about years ago—something about bats and echolocation, and sensing the world through vibrational awareness. That’s not quite it, either, though. Magic is something entirely its own. A scent of glimmering gold.

no pressure tags @lynxindisguise @impishtubist @soloorganaas @kaleidoscopexsighs @babblingflowers @achilleslikespeas

#it's cooking

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

#based on a true story #im cooking more which is super cool

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave! #not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

#food #cooking

[pocketss]

mmm soob

#comics #these guys consider cooking to be a respectable branch of magic #as powerful as any other arcane skillset #yeah man nice divine incantation #check out this beef bourguignon tho

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

#mine #I’ll follow a recipe if I’m cooking for others but for myself? babygirl I just throw in whatever sounds good

[mudanonaito]

#Dungeon Meshi #Delicious In Dungeon #dungeonmeshiedit #senshi #dmgifs #mygifs #this was so funny to me jdsaghjsdhg idk why #this is exactly how i look waiting for my water to boil when im cooking #500 #1k #5k #10k

[io-lu-art]

Part 1 of 2... mayybeee?

This scene's been in my head for so long but in order to get there I need to write all the yet non existent scenes that build up to this moment and so many many others * cries *

So instead of writing it I am drawing it to get it off my chest... however productive that is, I have no idea.

It may not even end up like this in the final story. What do I know. This is gonna be act 3. I'm not even through writing act 1. So much can change.

#he needs a hug #he so desperately needs a hug #angst #post tlj #fanfiction #fan script #it's cooking #on low heat #wip #reylo #fanart #ben solo #rey nobody #procreate #illustration #artwork

[rachelc000000k]

#rachel c00k #rachek cook #sexy titts #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #rachelcook #sexy breast #18+ only #amazing body #beautiful views #beauty

[memesandmylife]

hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t recommend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

#winsome’s wailings #cooking #recipes #easy recipes #hellofresh

[indra-sexygirl]

Rachel cook is beautiful…

#beauty #mavrin #beautiful ass #nice buns #amazing body #perfect round butt #beautiful model #spank my bum #spank my ass #beautiful body #cook rachel #rachel c00k #rachelcook #beauttiful girls #tumblr girls #girl butts #gif #so yummy #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #perfect back view #perfect bum #perfect butt #sexy titts #sexy breast

[oflights]

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

#it's november obvs #december is not like this!! #today after work i shut the macbook i got into bed and i played that fruit tetris game #while listening to something called 'lofi roman empire' #for 1.5 hours #zero wrinkles in the brain after that completely smooth #and then somehow i cooked dinner

[fullyfazed]

They were not kidding he really does inspire you to make good food

#dungeon meshi #senshi dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #comic #not pictured is giovanni potage whos also telling me to make soup #and the medieval cooking music playlist i put on

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one