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buttl0rd · 5 months

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your epic!! *hands you my beloved son*

take good care of him

#d-d-dads...........#and their tiny boys #they are just little gummies #itty bitty freaks #south park #stan marsh #randy marsh #kenny mccormick #stuart mccormick #kyle broflovski #gerald broflovski #eric cartman #buttf(art)

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patch-ie · 3 days

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Take me home, go down the road we know Feel the wind as we're going, I like spending these moments with you

i'm now more active at my twitter (@__paaaatchieee) when i revisited persona series and eventually fell in love again. do give me a visit if you want see more of my shippy art!

#persona 3 #persona 3 reload #shuyuka #makoto yuki #yukari takeba #my art #minato arisato #this freaking ship has gotten me in a chokehold since 07/20 in the game #i also havent drawn any flora so drawing gerberas was a nice practice #also idk but im surprised ppl dont notice theres an itty-bitty hickey on yukari's neck but im gonna think as not making it not-so-obvious

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squidsqwag · 1 year

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THE WAY THAT LEO GETS PISSED OFF AT THE END PFPFPG

#🦑misc #leorai dni y’all r FREAKS #literally could rant abt how much i hate the whole thing w leo n karai in the show for HOURS IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY AND GROSSED OUT #anyways itty bitty karai … :]#tmnt 2012 #my gifs

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starsanddragonflies · 8 months

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Destiel, man

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hiraethedits · 1 year

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#same

#she's so itty bitty lol #lindacardelliniedit #lindsayweiredit #Linda Cardellini #lindsay weir #freaks and geeks #freaksandgeeksedit #my stuff #my gifs

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sweetlee · 9 months

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GIGGFLES!!! HIM FACE!!

😼 <- his one and only expression known to humankind LOOL

#ask #jades-mushroom !!#THANK U FOR SHARING THIS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! explodes #THEY MADE HIM SO ITTY BITTY AAAWWWE WHAT THE FREAK!!!!!!!!!!#literally the guy EVER!!!!!#vie vie vie do u by chance remember where u got these from....#im asking for very normal very sane reasons LOL #its totally alright if you dont know of course !!!! ^_^#but omg thats literally ur (pocket sized) boyfriend....... :]#🫧

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snailsarecute · 7 months

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for the love of god, stop using canon as a reason to drop a ship.

ships are ships. if there's one person who likes characters together, then that ship is a ship, regardless of canon.

as long as you keep paddling away, there is an audience for the ship. YOU. hopefully others will join you in your venture across the fandom seas. either way, the ship exists and will not sink from whatever canon may do.

#ship wars are stupid too avoid those #i don't even know which ships to tag here #i'm so frustrated looking at my itty bitty favorites getting inundated with scared fans who just need to let it goooooo #fandom #fandom etiquette #i feel like i have this conversation every freaking month or so #when new media comes out

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semiotomatics · 1 year

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it is criminal that people are sleeping on Strange World

criminal

#reading abt it flopping in the box office is making me cry #its so freaking good you guys #the dialogue is simplistic but the story/theme/worldbuilding/aesthetic is SO GODDAMN GOOD #also the protag is queer as heck and i love him to itty bitty pieces #he flirts with a boy!!#and then his dad embarasses him the way only a dad can in front of said boy!!#he ''comes out'' to his big gruff manly grandpa and i held my breath waiting for the stereotypical homophobia #or at least the whole initial-surprise-then-pointed-acceptance-as-overcorrection that we usually have to be satisfied with #but no!!#they just treated it the exact same goddamn way as if he'd used she/her pronouns to refer to his crush #literally it was so normalized and i love it #there was at least one other queer-coded character (I'd argue 2 but the second is more debatable) and it was just #it was lovely #i didnt personally relate to the theme so it didnt tug at my heartstrings THAT much #but i went into that theatre severely emotionally compromised so i sobbed through half of it anyway lemme tell you #anyway please go see strange world #bring your friends #bring your children #bring your parents and your grandparents #bring your dog if you can get them in (make sure to still buy them a ticket tho!)#dont let Disney see this film as a failed experiment

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yourlocalcamerarole · 11 months

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he’s a whole mood

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asras-alnazar · 2 years

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my new kitten, Apollo, is just too fucking cute 🥺 I love him so much already

#I’m trying to slowly introduce him and Jax (Apollo’s brother- he’s my mom’s kitten) to AJ (my 11 y/o cat)#bc AJ has never been around other cats before #so it’ll be a slow process so he won’t freak tf out at the fact we have two new cats in the house #Bella (the family dog) is very gentle so we are introducing Apollo and Jax to her first #and Zero (my dog) will be the very last because while he can be very gentle he is still in puppy mindset #so he would probably want to play with the kittens but they’re so unbelievably tiny and he would probably (unintentionally) hurt them :(#he would never do it on purpose though!!#Zero is just HUGEEEE and the kittens are itty bitty babies #so we’re gonna keep Zero away from the kittens until they’re quite a bit bigger to avoid any problems!#personal #kittens #kitten #kitty baby Apollo

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hotseok · 2 years

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it's been a while since i did a townie makeover

#hotseoksims #i made them over for my family dynamics challenge - joaquin & travis.#i usually try my best to keep their features when i do a townie makeover but i could NOT keep joaquin's itty bitty eyes #his tiny ahh pupils freak me outttt 😭 but i kept everything else. softened his lips a lil bc the lipgloss i gave him looked ugly #on his original lips 😭🥴-- i didnt really do much to travis just changed how his eyebrows sits on his face and made his lips plumper #i made them look super soft bc thats the uhh theme?? for the male sims in my family dynamics challenge idk

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chessalein · 5 months

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It's finaly friday.

Holy cow.

This felt like a whole month!

The last 8,3 hours (break included) and then weekend!

First two things on the list: eat and sleep.

I will sleep so hard, my body will think I'm gone.

Sadly, my new pc parts won't be coming today, don't think it will be Monday either so... Taking pics in Cp will maybe be a thing next weekend. I want to take my sweet sweet time with this new pc of mine 💖

Stay strong, people! Weekend is very close!

We can do this!!!!

#Come at me weekend!#I really need you #You are my drug #I need you as often as possible and as much as I can get #I love you bed! We will be together again in a few little Itty bitty hours #We won't even notice that we were separated #Except for the walk in the freaking cold and... The work I had to do in the meantime

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dagasinfilo · 7 months

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isn’t it about time for the. pain. to stop.

#all i did yesterday was get scammed and go on a little itty bitty walk #then why body hurt so freaking much. huh.

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evilminji · 27 days

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Ooooh~ Drink mix up? >.>

Because! Wes DID, in fact, get that dream job. HAS learned... after many, many hours of "beat about the head and shoulders with an ethics pamphlet by his great aunt", to keep his mouth shut! Family curse of Sight? WHAT family curse?

He doesn't see shit! Mind your business.

What're you? A cop?

Look, he sent Fenton a gift basket. He was a shitty, shitty "I have to be RIGHT and nothing else matters!" Stubborn lil asshole of a kid. He got better. Grew up. No one is there best Self during puberty. He DOES, in fact, regret it.

Which is WHY, he is deliberately ignoring Kent's terrible, awful, paper-thin, "who meee~?" Aw shucks BULLSHIT excuse of a disguise, like it isn't blatantly obvious he's Superman. Yep. Nothing to see here! Nothing but us chickens! Mmmmm, morning coffee! Delicious.

But see, here's the THING.

The Itty, bitty, teeny lil PROBLEM...

Wes grew up in Amity "Totally Not Supernatural Hotspot For Centuries" Park. He is... to put it mildly, genetically? A freak. His biology is ALL fucked up. Everyone's is. And it WAS NOT made better by the Fenton's playing fast and loose with their hell basement. The Ectoplasmic NUKE that was that portal.

There is a REASON his morning coffee? Is COVERED. Contained. Fenton brand, LEAD LINED, specialty cups. The sort that can't be EATEN from the inside out. Eroded after a few uses. They're ugly as sin, but they work. He even ordered a few covers from Star's etsy shop. (Apparently he wasn't the only one who hated how ugly they looked. Good for her though, he heard it was doing well.)

He SAYS this? 'Cause his morning brew is less... straight COFFEE... and more... how to put this? A blend? Brew? Potion, really. Like an energy drink. From hell. Or, partially at least, the Zone. It's the combination of roots, seeds, and a few dried berries. Kinda like a tea, actually!

Tasty. Adds this nice fruity, warmth. A zing. Goes GREAT with the coffee. And it really perks you up... if you are Limnal. If you AREN'T? It'll desolve your esophagus like swallowing straight acid. And that's not TOUCHING the... witch-y, more Seer specific bit of the blend.

That stuff is medicinal. You know, "calm the mind" and "mental clarity". That sorta thing. With a good ol helping of "don't blurt out everyone's secrets, you spacey bitch! For the love of God, those are our INSIDE THOUGHTS!". Which? Really helpful! Infinitely less likely to get decked. It's a family staple.

Poisonous, though.

They're fine cause they've basically developed an immunity to that part, but like? Wouldn't recommend. It's why he NEVER shares his drinks. Food? On occasion. If he PLANS it and knows not to add and interesting spices. But DRINKS? Never. Weston family brews are basically NEVER safe.

Which? Begs the Very Important Question ™!

Who's Coffee Is This?

Cause it SURE AS FUCK AINT HIS!

You never realize quite how fast you can go from "completely calm and kinda sleepy" to "bomb strapped to my chest, primal panic AWAKE" until it happens to you. His coffee was ON HIS DESK. People have passed by. He talked to them. Cups put down and picked up. Lazy early morning. He doesn't even register, really, as his chair crashes to the ground.

He's shouting.

People confused. They don't realize yet. His head whips around, looking for that distinct cover. Before it's too late. Before someone takes that fatal sip. He spots it. Bolting from his desk. Crashing through coworkers, over desks. Chaos and outrage. "It's 'just' coffee!" They cry.

Kent turns, confused. Pretending. Raises his (HIS! Oh god!) cup to his lips, unknowing. Wes SCREAMS a warning. But he doesn't listen. "It's 'just' coffee" They never listen. Curse of Cassandra. God's damn it. This is why his family fucking CONVERTED!

He TACKLES the man of steel.

RIPS his cup away from him, knows his eyes are frantic. How much have you had?! Spit it out! Wes voice ECHOES in the sudden silence. I'm a META, Kent! It could KILL YOU!

And oh, Oh NOW they get it. Or perhaps it is the burn in his mouth that finally registers. He rolls, spits oil slick nebulae that eat away the floor. There is blood mixed within it. It took mere moments. Superman stares, transfixed and horrified, as Wes shakes. He... he should probably get off of him.

He'll move in a moment.

When his legs no longer feel weak from terror.

The news room is in chaos. Lane kneeling by her husband, Perry trying to do damage control. He... he's probably gonna lose his job, isn't he? Wes wants to cry. Protection laws only go so far, after all. And warning his boss about his dietary needs means jack shit, after an incident like this. Beloved as Kent is. Not that anyone likely believed him.

They never do.

And now he's nearly killed Superman.

@hypewinter @hdgnj @legitimatesatanspawn @nerdpoe @lolottes @babbling-babull @mutable-manifestation @dcxdpdabbles

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #minji's writing #killer coffee au #weston family brew #will make you see god or meet im

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tteokdoroki · 9 months

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☆༉ — KATSUKI BAKUGOU. compression shirts & sweatpants.

about. hello u guys wanted me to finish this so i did lol !!!! i just can’t get the idea of him in compression shirts out of my mind ok enjoy !! <3

warnings. minors, blank and ageless blogs do not interact. suggestive, making out, hickies, dry humping, bakugou being a huge tease, gn!reader, pro hero!bakugou.

“do you get off on this? dressing like a slut?”

after pushing his bread down into the toaster, bakugou stops mid-sip, his signature red riot coffee mug about a quarter of an inch away from the pink and plush curve of his lips. he looks over to you as if he’s an animal that’s been caught doing something it’s not supposed to. a deer in headlights if you will.

“hah?”

you clench your fists, the foulest pout you can muster spread thinly over your features like a veil, as a petulant huff escapes you. you pretend to be mad at the man for as long as you can, turning your head away from him with your arms crossed over your chest. but you can’t help it. you can’t fight it… your gaze trailing back over to him at a snail’s pace.

katsuki bakugou looks like a fucking god.

not only does the stupid black compression shirt he’s wearing highlight the slender accent of his hips and itty bitty waist — but it clings to every muscle in bakugou’s marble-carved body. you can see every bulge of his biceps and ripple in his backs, even down to his washboard abs. honestly, you count your lucky stars every day that you managed to sink your fangs into the blonde before anyone else did, claiming him as your own. you might have even thrown up if anyone got to see him lounging about the place in grey sweats the way you did, the material just barely sitting on his hips.

you have to swipe at your mouth to stop yourself from drooling when he puts his mug down and lifts an arm up high to put the coffee granules back in the cupboard — his shirt riding up just enough for you to get a good look at a slither if his his sun-kissed, diamond cut v-line and waistband of his boxers too. it’s like the guy is purposefully trying to kill you.

just the very sight of katsuki like this, probably fresh from his work out, has you in a shambles — breaking out into hot sweats, panting like a dog. someone might even think you’re sick.

katsuki pays your little tantrum no mind, crossing his arms and leaning his hip against the kitchen counter while he waits for you to finish.

“you look so good.” you relent eventually, shoulders sagging.

shaking his head in a fond manner, the blonde rolls his ruby framed eyes. “no, you look good.” katsuki coos amusedly, arms opening wide for you as you pad further into the kitchen to snuggle against his chest. although he’s taunting you and you’re playing right into his game, you will always love that katsuki finds little ways to compliment you and make you feel adored — you feel it as he presses the wisps of a kiss into the crown of your head. “you always do.”

“it’s not fair that you get to go around like this! wearing that and making me feel all—!” you wave your hands about eccentrically, a heated frustration burning at your nerve endings as you screech your feelings out.

bakugou smiles to himself, sexy and slow, barely jumping when his toast pops out of the toaster. he grabs it, holds the corner of his food between his rows of pearly white teeth and spins your positions so that he traps you against the kitchen counter. “gonna need some context, babe.” you think that he’s going to touch you but instead reaches behind you to grab at his coffee.

freaking tease.

it’s impossible to think clearly when your boyfriend is this close — his intoxicating musky scent of sweet sweat and cool toned aftershave making you dizzy. “i hate you.” you state indignantly, flopping against his chest and letting it’s plushness muffle your speech patterns. “you’re stupid hot. and a slut.”

“you slut shamin’ me, sweetness?”

“s’what you deserve. dressin’ like you don’t belong to nobody. like you belong to the streets.”

“i belong to you, baby. you know that.” chucking his toast onto the counter, the blonde swoops down to kiss you hungrily — tasting of freshly brewed coffee grounds and salt. of course he would get off to something like this. he’s got you right where he wants you, weak in the knees and melting in his arms.

you screw your eyes shut, squirming in place as bakugou steps back and guides your hand under his tight fitting compression shirt, overloading your brain with just how built he is. fleshy pecks and golden abs. he ends up keeping it rolled up so you feel hot all over. “i can get undressed if it makes ya feel better.”

you can’t help that your eyes drop back down to his cotton grey sweats — they’ve slipped a little lower, low enough for his sharp v-line and soft blonde curls from his happy trail to peek out from the waistband. if you squinted (not that you would need to) you could make out the outline of his semi as it brushes against your inner thighs.

this is it. this is the end. “it makes me feel worse actually. like i might die of thirst or something. especially if you don’t—“

“if i don’, what?” his hands are all over you now, splayed over your tummy, digging into your waist — he overwhelms you. pressing his body against yours until you practically feel him through your pores. bakugou is hot (physically, sure) but against you, your desire for him spreads like a heatwave through every inch of your body — from the tips of your fingers and toes to the top of your head.

“kiss me.” you breathe, a neediness seeded into your tone.

bakugou arches a blonde eyebrow, looking down at you cockily. “c’mere then, brat.”

he uses a finger and thumb to tilt your chin up towards him, leaning down to kiss you before tricking you with a fake out. just as you begin to whinge and complain, the blonde squishes your cheeks so you can’t wriggle away from him and licks into your mouth with a teasing laugh. he only kisses you fully when you grasp at his slender waist, feel him up from under his clothes and slip your hands over his ass — just bellow the waistband of his sweats.

“fuckin’ tease,” katsuki grunts, tugging on your lower lip with his teeth and sucking in your tongue.

a free hand wanders from his bottom, climbs up the rippling muscles of his back and tangles in bakugou’s sandy roots — fisting then as you drag him closer, working your tongue into his hot and welcoming mouth. “takes one to know one, kats,” you mewl into him, letting him swallow your satisfied gasps and squeaks.

every action, every groan and grope becomes rougher, needier, hornier — squeezing each other turns to grinding on one another until there’s no room for either of you to breathe and just as you move to shove your hand down the front of his boxers, everything comes to a halt.

you knock bakugou’s coffee over when he lifts you onto the counter.

“ow! hot!” you squeal, still tilting your head back to make room for the blonde at your neck.

he doesn’t stop, nipping at your skin. “yeah, so you’ve said babe.”

“not you, dummy!” swatting at your boyfriend, you push him off. “the fucking coffee on my ass!”

katsuki blinks, his lashes fluttering against the column of your throat while be peeks over your shoulder at the beverage spilling across the counter and seeping into your clothes.

“that’s what you get for callin’ me a slut.”

“oh…oh fuck you.”

“‘m trying babe.”

“fuck you. slut.”

“keep degrading me sweetness, ‘m kinda into that.”

#bakugou x reader #bakugou smut #bakugou fluff #bakugo x reader #bakugo smut #bakugou x you #bakugou thirst #bakugo x you #bakugo thirst #bakugo fluff #bakugou imagines #bakugo drabble #bnha smut #bnha x reader #bnha x you #bnha fluff #✧ ₊˚੭ — writing #tteokdoroki

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noxcheshire · 6 months

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I kept thinking of little baby man Phantom and the potential of Danny being an actual baby of the Infinite Realms. However, he’s more snake teenager than itty bitty Little Baby Man edition, cause I think it’d be so funny to just — imagine this teenage snake curled up in a summoning circle, obviously having been taking a nap and looking up with his big green, sleepy eyes and Constantine just stares and freaks because, “THATS A WHOLE ASS BABY, PUT IT BACK!”

But they can’t because apparently the summoning was more of a ‘knock knock I’m a babysitter’ and Danny’s ghost parent decided that this was the perfect time to have some time for themselves if Heroes were so willing to take care of Danny for a little while.

Another take — mainly in reference to a different post about Klarion actually just being a toddler of the infinite realms with no ideas on how to human and thinks him fighting with heroes is just a play date — zooms into the human realm where the heroes are and just goes, “Hey I’m dropping my baby sibling onto you guys cause my dad got mad last time Danny got hurt by the humans I hang with. So here you go, I’ll pick him up later.”

A teenage snake Danny is dropped into a hero’s arms where he mainly grumbles and then shifts to better take a nap. Klarion drops the baby essentials at them with no further explanations other then “here’s their favorite blanket, if they get fussy taco them; here’s the baby milk make sure it’s -200 F, they have an ice core, etc.” and then just DISAPPEARS after leaving what amounts to a month old infant in human heroes care.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #Klarion: so here’s a baby for you to babysit :)#heroes: YOU CANT JUST LEAVE A BABY #Constantine: I’m not going to DIE BECAUSE SOMEONE TRANSLATED A CHILDS PLAYPEN INTO SOME LITTLE PRISON #Constantine: you fools this baby will make and break us #Danny who does the cat tongue thing and sleeps #Danny is a baby but for the comedic effect he still looks like a teenager but no legs and all snake #idk who dad is but they sure as hell are gonna be big as fuck #Klarion is Danny’s brother either way #Klarion is 6 years old #is the baby powder just pure kryptonite?#maybe #all supers are weak against Infinite Realm baby milk #yes it’s going to be funny if a super tries to get the baby powder and immediately drops #Danny will fuss if he isn’t held immediately #he will also fuss if he isn’t fed on time and will make it everyone else’s problem #dying wail is still a thing and the heroes are absolutely floored when it first happens #heroes: THE BABY IS DYING?!#Danny: GIVE ME MILK! >:(

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