#j's tailor

[jay-birds-fly]

A candid image of me cleverly tricking my unsuspecting friends into sharing an interest with me so I have someone to infodump to

#don’t worry I tailor the traps to everyone specially:)) #infodumping is a love language #the interests include but are not limited to #stranger things #our flag bbc #banana fish #mdzs #qsmp #kpop #haikyuu #mcyt #anime #yuri on ice #newsies #animal crosing new horizons #musicals #music #dsmp #shoutout my sister for dealing with this constantly #omg hit tweet! /j

[cozylittleartblog]

i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳

prints here

#toh #the owl house #toh fanart #lilith clawthorne #hooty #toh finale #watching and dreaming #captioned #WOW. WOOO OW. GOODNESS. MA'AM. QPR PLEASE??? PLEASE??? WOW #i both literally am her and i want to kiss her. Wow! #she is the ideal woman. her particularly early 20th century fashion sense. she's a big nerd. she appreciates history. she's aroace. she's a #bird lady who can fly. she has curly hair. Oh Jeez It Does Not Get Better Than That #sorry anyway i cant believe i won twice in a row with ladies (queen and lilith) who are specifically tailored to me and no one else /j #digital art #illustration #a small victory against my art block even though this took like 4 or 5 days to chip through. but i did it #there are some parts i feel a little clueless about so #critiques welcome #lilith please pick me up and fly my gay ass off into the sunset please im beg

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

It's baffling that the Isabel J. Kim story that blew up on here is the Omelas one and not her Achilles fic "You Will Not Live to See M/M Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension"

#isabel j kim #nothing against the Omelas story #but the Achilles one just seems tailor made for tumblr

[thurstongrey]

#j Mueser #style #mensfashion #tailoring #sprezzatura #sprezza #tweed #vintagestyle #bespoke #preppy

[skyriderwednesday]

Names that really aren't common enough for an author to use twice for unrelated characters:

Jabez (Doyle, in 'The Red-Headed League' and 'The Three Students')

Gotobed (Sayers, in 'Unnatural Death' and 'The Nine Tailors')

#as always i say this entirely out of love and because i think it's funny. #i'm only twenty pages into nine tailors - watch as it turns out that this gotobed is an uncle to the earlier gotobeds or something /j #sherlock holmes #acd holmes #dorothy l sayers #lord peter wimsey

[ratcandy]

um. sir

(feat. an unfinished/rushed narinder design from me because i. look i needed to express the. how i felt seeing. his traits)

i beg your. pardon these traits are random Right like outside of the immortal one Surely he is. like. that's not. Sir. You're the former god of Death , that's not quite your. Hm. Not your usual, like.Um. Domain.

#also yes i picked that robe for him out of the tailor thing because it's what most closely matched his old bishop outfit #at least. of the clothes I have so far. which is not many #I'm NOT putting him in the maid dress . that is reserved for sozo./j #anyway. Um. Well. Hm! Well. Perhaps he is looking for new experiences. Given. Well that was what got him locked up to begin with right? #Seeking to change? despite his role? #so like. I guess it'd. In some way. Fit. It'd make some amount of sense. #but also. Like. Hmm. #anyway. #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cult of the lamb #clamart

[chernobog13]

FOOD FOR THOUGHT FROM GARAK:

#Elim Garak #Star Trek #Stra Trek: Deep Space Nine #Cardassian #tailor #spy #Andrew J. Robinson

[dr3amofagame]

I know j!dream uses dresses and that kind of clothes bc of the thing he has with j!sam on the bird house and in one of the good endings were he escape we see him still using them so is it that this was a from of dressing and expression he already had from before all j!sam madness or he find a way to reclaim it as something for himself now?

yeah--the clothing tends to be something he views positively in the birdhouse, honestly. (does conditioning play a part? yes. but a lot of that is um, how do you say,,, self-designed? i guess? wearing pretty clothes by his own volition encourages sam to treat him better which encourages dream to wear more pretty clothing etc.) it's not all dresses/skirts, obviously--j!dream tends to be the one that assumes that j!sam wants him to dress fem more than the other way around (j!sam has wanted this man carnally for two years while wearing a prison jumpsuit in various states of being beat up and/or looking like a drowned rat. kind of safe to say that this man's standards, as long as it's dream, are not particularly high.)--but a lot of the clothing no matter what specific gender presentation is umm somewhat revealing, when he's in the birdhouse

a lot of this from j!dream's pov is about like, power. getting sam to be attracted to him is the greatest power that he has in their dynamic, something he had tried for in the prison and didn't achieve until mayfair. getting sam to stare is something that makes him feel safer. and there's a big part where he's trying to combat how he felt in the prison, alone and in pain and wondering when the hell sam would next come back to make the stupid dispensers stop. he felt abandoned and alone and unwanted and undesirable, by himself at the back of the cell with nothing but sam's torture machine and his own tired, pain-addled thoughts to keep him company. in comparison, the power to make sam stay through his body is another kind of high.

i kind of write j!dream to be a little bit ambivalent about his gender and expression--pre-prison, he would've focused more on practicality and survival, which meant that the way he looked was thrown mostly to the wayside. between the mask and the armor, the main aspects of self-expression boiled down to expressing himself as someone untouchable. in some ways, the big ass closet and its many different outfits and j!duo's whole...thing were the first time he really dressed for practicality of a...different sort, and he does have a measure of fun with it (when sam isn't choosing for him, anyway.)

for him, whether it's during birdhouse or after, he definitely likes feeling attractive and desired by others, whether that be sam or others, and while a big part of that is the super messy cocktail of emotions and conditioning that ends up happening surrounding sex in birdhouse, that stuff also isn't all that easy to untangle just because he's out of that environment, either. with the exception of a few more extreme cases (ff!sam. is a strange man.) j!dream never really internalizes the clothing as something that sam forces on him as much as choices he makes himself to seduce sam into treating him better, if that makes sense, so he'll continue to approach clothing and how he chooses it as ways to shape other people's perceptions of himself for his own safety and survival for,,, a long time.

so yeah, even post-birdhouse he'll still probably dress to look Attractive in a way that didn't matter to him the same way pre-prison, both as a self-comfort (this is something that keeps him safe) and as a means of appeasing other people (in his own head). that being said, there are some changes post-birdhouse in his wardrobe eventually; he'll start dressing more comfortable with time (a lot of his clothing wasn't really designed to be warm, and as such he was quite often pretty chilly in the birdhouse, which sam kept a little on the cooler side), and if he's actually going outdoors more then he'll have to dress a little more practically under armor, etcetera.

#birdhouse AU #mayfair AU #my asks !! #j!dream tends to tailor his clothing to what seems to work best for his situation #to him choosing to wear a dress that makes sam look at him is much better than a drab prison uniform that's forced on him #etc etc whatever #the difference is especially highlighted by c!dream who kind of dresses like shit as much as possible in deliberate contrast with j!dream #and also just gets beat up more because he's never learned to shut up ever

[salineroses]

Broken Bread

a poem based on @crimebeach 's fic "break me, i am bread" (which in turn was inspired by @rachelsquill 's tntduo royalty AU)

1

broken bread burnt crisp

dipped in the river

to feed whatever mold may remain

(because there always is

tucked in crevices

rotting flesh down to the grain)

one day turns once a week

and it's a wondrous feat-

that is,

till your counts fall down

from twenty one to three,

and hand in hand

turns hands on feet

turns averting your father's gaze when you meet

your wife friend Sally hides behind veils

she'd tear up, deaf to the crowd's wails

you can't say the sea washes away the hourglass sand before it flows;

you can't say anything at all

(Q your friend love possesses a prelude

to your father's rage, dignified yet crude)

2

you lost the ring in the garden

thanks to someone else's hands-

you don't mind, she wouldn't, he certainly doesn't,

but you can't make your way

to the dinner table

fingers naked to the public

hands red in shame and guilt and the throbbing ache left by a ring that was too tight (didn't fit quite right)

(you hope emerald eyes would catch a glimpse;

it might make this easier)

your love shoves the ring into your palm

and the fear chokes you

as he watches you slip it on

faking faithful, you

fucking coward

#hello cyrus plese stop writing fics that are so tailor made to my brain chemistry /j #i have exam season coming up and I'd really like to pass 12th grade chemistry #but alas #the tntduo must strike #tntduo #poetry #dsmp poetry #<- kinda? #anyways thank rachel for the AU and cyrus for the fic they're both absolutely amazing #don't have time to cross upload to ao3 y'all will have to wait till March

[topknotstrunk]

🌟 More from Topknot’s Trunk 🌟

#photos #ootd #alt fashion #personal style #my fashion #fashion #tk's content #topknot's trunk #pride #megafelt #cheshire cat #doc martens #thrifted #not queued #j fashion #egl #elegant gothic lolita #lolita fashion #Crucis Universal Tailor Company #Owl & Apple JSK #Chinese Indie Taobao #me #nonbinary

[brandonaguja]

quick cabby design fighting for my life with the chair so i give up

#the shirt is a really nice silk material. the bottom is jusr a cover she has white leggings/pants which were tailored for her not having #legs below her knees #i must stress the shirt is so smoothi dk why its important to me #ii #inanimate insanity #ii cabby #me art #ahhh white brunette with blue eyes... scary /j

[limetameta]

The Resembool Tailor

Solf J. Kimblee never makes it past Resembool after the Ishval Civil War finishes.

Or: The Elric brothers never commit human transmutation because Mr Solf will transmute them into corpses if they even think about defiling the sacred laws of alchemy.

#tailor au #solf j. kimblee #kimblee #edward elric #fmab #fma #alphonse elric #limeta

[krakenapologist]

[ID: two drawings of ed and mary from “our flag means death.” / 1: ed wearing a blue, pink, and white dress and looking down at herself while blushing. there are sparkles around her head. mary is holding another dress and saying, “i don’t really wear this stuff anymore, so…” / 2: mary styling ed’s hair with purple flowers. they are sitting on a bed, and ed is holding a pillow while she looks in the mirror, wide-eyed. mary appears to be calmly talking. /end ID.]

girls who shld be allowed to be besties who gossip abt stede. or something

#no actually its so funny to me the idea that like stede wld have his whole moment w ‘whats her name?’ ‘/his/ name is ed’ #and then that ed wld meet Mary and be like ‘uh. so. actually im trying this thing its stupid but maybe well maybe u cld.. #..u cld j use she/her. for me. whatever. idc’ #i think mary wld just b like ‘stede 🙄🙄 u fucking jackass ofc u didnt say it the right way for her🙄🙄’ #i think mary wld LOVE having a girl bff who she can bitch ab relationships w stede to #ofc tho ed (both horribly insecure and always thinking everything her fault) wld be like ‘what. what do u mean thats a problem when ppl #ur in relationships w do that. also stedes never treated me that way’ #these tags got away from me #mine #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #ed teach #mary bonnet #ofmd art #IGNORE the logistics of ed fitting into marys clothes .they can b tailored. maybe or something #also i rlly shldve waited for transfem ed week to post these but guys i make art and i wanna post it.. #my art #transfem ed #trans ed teach

[thurstongrey]

#matt hranek #Wmbrown project #style #mensfashion #umbrella #j Mueser #vintagestyle #tailoring #bespoke #sprezza #preppy

[hey-hey-j]

tasty simon fan art and meta and winter king's whole Deal seriously making me want to watch Fionna and Cake despite never watching Adventure Time past the first season when I was 7........

#j screeches #LISTEN from what i'm seeing EVERYTHING about simon is specifically tailored to appeal to me

[strayslost]

i want to know more about fyodor so bad. asagiri give us the GOODS

#ooc #i've said this before but i have an instant attachment to any characters with religious trauma #and i'm willing to bet fyodor's got a ton lmao.......... #i want him as a muse. asagiri if you're reading this please tailor his backstory to me and me alone thanks <3333 #afjdkKJHDFK #/j but.......................