Oxford United have made a bid of around £500,000 for Fleetwood Town striker Jack Marriott after their previous bid was rejected, according to journalist Joe Crann from 3 Added Minutes.
The 28 year old joined Fleetwood Town in January but has been the subject of interest from Oxford United throughout the summer, with bids previously being rejected for the striker as manager Liam Manning looks to…
He gestured to the corner, where James Marriott and Jack Manifold were sitting.
"Goo-goo ga-ga,", said James, in a very deep and monitone voice.
"Yeah, no, I'm not fucking doing this,", Tubbo sighed, in a very bitch-like manner, as he got up and left.
He decided to take a long walk, to clear his head and question how he got to this point, eventually getting his phone out and calling the only friend he had with experience in The Law.
Quackity waved as he answered, on facetime somehow despite Tubbo calling him on discord. "Hey man, what's up?"
"Hey, Big Q; do you know anything about divorce court?"
"Not a damn thing, I missed that class to watch a soap opera on stream. what'd you need?"
"Could you be my lawyer? I'm trying to get Tommy to divorce me, but he only wants to talk about kissing without tongue and balls."
"Yeah….. About that…….. I'm actually already his lawyer, so……….. Yeah sorry. Too bad you guys didn't have a pre-nup, bye!"
Tubbo sat there in incredibly shocked silence after the man hung up. Yes, sat; man decided to sit in the middle of the sidewalk to ponder where it all went wrong.
His phone pinged, and he saw a message from Quackity telling him that the 'consultation' he'd just gotten was going to cost him $1 million dollars.
Tubbo could afford that, he was a multi-millionaire and a Tory after all, but not having a lawyer on his side didn't leave him with many options. Well, he *did * have one…..
Murder was legal in the UK if the victim was Tommyinnit; the Queen had spoken it into law when she got her restraining order. May lizzie rest in peace, and all that
Tommy had invoked squatters rights in his efforts to 'save their marriage', and had refused to leave Tubbo's home at all times since every second was a second for him to be wooed. Tubbo had shoved him in the closet where he belonged, hence Tommy's lack of streams as of late, so it would be incredibly easy to murder him and claim his wealth.
More money to the hoard, since Tubbo was a rich Tory that disliked the poor. wow that rhymed, regular eminem in these parts.
Anyways Tubbo got home and committed a horrible, unspeakable crime that will not be spoken so he didn't have to put up with any more of tommyinnit's bullshit.
Dragging the corpse to court gave him an easy win, and a medal of honor for taking out one of the nations loudest people that kept up the corrupt politicians all night.
tubbo got the kids and money and married someone famous and hot. idk who pick some hot guy out of a movie that you'd ship with tubbo and that's his happy ending.
What CCs and C!s would feel like if you chewed them. (Chewiest to Crunchiest)
Philza Minecraft - Crispy outer shell, you can crush him on roof of your mouth and he’d crumble like floral foam.
James Marriott - Soft bubblegum, almost disintegrated feel. Makes squelchy noises.
Charlie Slimecicle - Stringy, almost rubbery, like a string cheese mixed with rubber. Peel him. Makes loud squelchy noises.
Quackity - Gooey/you can lick off the outside. Pudding like consistency on the outside, but hard bones inside. (Rolling humerus around in teeth, scraping skin off with two front teeth.)
Wilbur Soot - Rubber/Silicone like outside. Teeth breaking through outer shin skin make satisfying thunk on bone.
Jack Manifold- Nerds mixed in melted marshmallow.
Mumbo Jumbo - Splinters vertically. Thin shavings like wood splinters but crumble like rock candy.
Ethoslab - Snapping crunches with lots of joints. Makes little dying screams. Probably tries to jump out of your mouth.
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Fleetwood Town have told striker Jack Marriott that he will not be sold, according to Alan Nixon via his Patreon.
Nixon’s report states that the striker is keen on the move but has seen the door closed by his employers, with Oxford United continuing to show interest in the player. It was reported in July by TeamTalk that The U’s had had a bid of £400000 rejected by The Cod Army as they look to…
the punch in the gut that is all of the old twitch streamers i used to watch doing that white noise james marriott trend and the "to go home now" bit is just when i used to watch them