#jess gets pet pics

[gracieryder]

champage

and panda

and this is galaxy, who's coming home on the 20th!

I THOUGHT CHAMPAGE AND PANDA WERE THE SAME DOG AT FIRST. ASDFASDFASFA

But omg. Look how cute they all areeee! 🥺💘💘💘

I love them, your honor. 😭

Send me pet pics! 🦎

#i want to pet themmm #jess gets pet pics #umbreoncomplex #mist answers

[magentagalaxies]

happy birthday to the incredible paul bellini!!! may this be the best bellini day ever

(picture on the left is from the first mouth congress concert i went to last december and picture on the right is from my first ever zoom with paul bellini which is going to be exactly a year ago in a few weeks. so surreal how far our friendship has come since then, he's genuinely like family now)

#uncle paul <3 #i should make a ''top ten paul bellini moments'' thing some day. the chia pet story is number one #but also shoutout to literally the first thing he ever said to me on that zoom #i was like ''just so you know i'm feeling a little starstruck right now'' and he was deadpan like ''you'll get over it in 5 minutes.''' #and i did <3. but just because i'm not starstruck doesn't mean i've ever stopped being excited that he knows who i am #also i'm like 99% sure that i reminded the kith instagram to make a bellini post today lmao. i posted this exact thing on instagram #and the kith account liked it and then 5 minutes later posted happy birthday paul bellini like i'm out here reminding people it's bellinida #last thing. this is not a post about scott but can i just take a moment to appreciate how far my friendship with scott has come #just looking at the pics of us together??? #like the one on the left here. that's the first time i ever met scott so obviously he wasn't as familiar with me as paul #so he's just kind of posing doesn't look as excited (plus he was tired it was like 3 a.m. that's fine) #but look at the ''family photo'' i took with all three of my guys in june??? (the one where he's directly next to me) #he looks SO HAPPY by then it's such a difference! like over the course of those months he did get to know me better #and now any time i'm in town it's a whole Event with everyone trying to get their jess-time lmao #as i was falling asleep last night i was thinking about how different that new year's eve trip would be if i went up this year vs last year #just bc everyone knows me a lot better #and it just makes me so happy. character development all around

[kimberly-stocks]

Inspired by @ernestonlysayslovelythings 's latest fic update, I decided to make this poll.

Cozy pic of Jess to get your attention 😍

#milo ventimiglia #gilmore girls #jess mariano #team jess

[ja3hwa]

Reaction to Ateez S*xting

-> Genre: Suggestive, Fluffy

[Warnings] : Dirty talk, description of sexual positions, dom and sub dynamics, pet names, masturbation.

Note : Thank you to my amazing friend @anoooon13 for this request. I had fun with this! hahaha I decided to make this into dot points instead. I hope you enjoy reading.

[!!DO NOT REPOST!!]

Hongjoong

Quiet and smooth.

This man knows what he wants and will get it with class.

He isn’t overly dirty, but he knows how to push your buttons in order for you to get in the mood.

He is the one in charge, leading the messages.

He might slip a dirt pic in there if he is alone, and he would never say no to seeing you.

He is heavy on praising you and will also lead you through someone on one masturbation.

“Come on Angel, show me that beautiful outfit I just got you. Fuck you are killing me here.”

Seonghwa

This man will enter daddy mode.

You will follow every instruction he gives you and you must send video and or photo evidence

Like Hongjoong he loves to praise you but unlike him, he also loves to degrade you.

And if you are a brat you are in for it.

“Nice and slow Bunny.” “Now show me those pretty little fingers inside you”

Yunho

Big Boy pt.1.

He will send dick pics, especially bulge ones in those amazing grey sweats he has.

If he is horny he will tell you straight up.

He would honestly just surprise you with his messages.

He would go on about how he has a ‘little’ problem but it's anything but little.

“Hey Tiny, I need you. Come one send me those pretty pictures I love you much.”

Yeosang

This little sadistic savage loves to sext only to make you beg for him.

He wouldn't send pics of himself often but he would also love to see you try your hardest not to touch yourself unless he says.

He might slip in a little phone sex just to hear your whines of frustration.

"Awe is my Darling not wanting to be good." "When I get back you better be naked and ready"

San

A wild animal.

This boy has the horniness of a prepubescent teenager.

His sex drive is so high, that he will tire you out even if it's only over the phone.

Text, calls, photos. Anything!

He would be all over it. He is dirty, rude and will make type out the most detailed ways to just absolutely destroy you.

“Just wait until I’m home. I’ll make sure every part of that pretty body of yours is tainted.”

Mingi

Big boy pt.2.

Like Yunho, he is very comfortable with sending you anything and everything.

But the difference is Mingi is more of a switch so this boy can go both ways.

He is either a hard dom that will tell you all the positions he wants to put you in.

Or be a whining baby wanting nothing more than you to touch him.

“Baby please, argh I want to fuck you so badly right now. Please, please argh come over.”

Wooyoung

Just pure cheekiness.

He would just send you horny messages just to push your buttons.

He might throw a saucy pic in there just to seal the deal.

But don’t get him wrong he has the stamina like a cheetah, if he needs you he is going to express it loud and clear.

“Fuck doll, just call me already I want to hear your pretty little moans when you come.”

Jongho

I think Jongho is more on the side of not really wanting to do sexting.

If he was going to get all hot and bothered he would rather be with you in real life.

But maybe when he is just too horny he would rather call you, wanting to hear your voice instead.

He would become a whining mess over the phone.

“Ah please Honey, You have no idea how badly I need you right now..”

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[slashing-thunnder]

Hi! I had a idea that is stuck in the back of my head for a headcanon request🤔 (if you are not takin any, pls ignore😅).

Like, what the slashers would do/how they would react if their s/o was a supernatural being, like a Werewolf? The reader somehow saves them by transforming and they can control it self while transformed. Anyone you would like, but specially Vincent, Thomas, Asa and Jesse.

I like the idea of slashers coexisting with these creatures, is fun to imagine. 😁

This is such an interesting concept and I don't know how I'm gonna approach it, but lets give it a shot! Sorry it took me so long to get around to this and sorry they're a bit short 😅

Headcanons for: Thomas Hewitt, Asa Emory, Vincent Sinclair, Jesse Cromeans

Thomas Hewitt

The first time he sees you transform, it scares him. He's used to being the biggest and the strongest, but suddenly feels very small. It takes him a moment to warm back up to you in your wolf form, every pet is hesitant and with a shaky hand. Once he's calmed down enough, and the danger had passed, he's much more interested in how you look, how you feel, how you interact with him. Admittedly, when you're in wolf form, he treats you like a big dog, but he doesn't know how else to treat what is, essentially, a big dog, even if it does have the mind of his SO.

He's also a huge fan of cuddling you in wolf form, nothing beats having a massive dog lay on you!

Asa Emory

Asa accounted for every possibility in every situation, but this was never something he considered for a second. Werewolves weren't supposed to exist, much less rescue him. It takes him a moment to realize it's you, his eyes look over your wolf form with fascination. You're an impossibility, and yet here you are. He warms up to it fast, welcoming your strange wolf form. But he is upset you killed someone, that person could have been his victim. If he liked you any less, he'd put you in his collection, but you're lucky you're his Favorite.

Vincent Sinclair

It's not often he sees such beauty in things other than humans, but your form and fur immediately draw his attention away from whatever danger still presented itself. Once you took care of it, he fumbles for his camera. There's no way he wasn't capturing this now. You approach and he hesitates before petting you. Once it was clear it was still you in there, he's much more excited. The way you leave a body torn up also fascinated him, the flesh was molded in strange ways that inspired him, he had to get a pic of those too.

Jesse Cromeans

A man with his money and connections isn't blind to the things that are out there. It was still a shock to see his favorite little piggy turn into the big bad wolf. He prepares for the worst, expecting you to become a mindless beast, but he's pleasantly surprised to see it's still you. He knows now he has to change his nicknames for you, changing your contact name to "puppy" instead. Can't have you thinking you're better than him in any capacity, can he?

#thomas hewitt #thomas brown hewitt #slashers #texas chainsaw massacre #tcm #jesse cromeans x you #jesse cromeans x reader #jesse cromeans headcanon #slasher headcanon #chromeskull #chromeskull x you #chromeskull x reader #chromeskull headcanon #vincent sinclair #vincent sinclair x you #vincent sinclair x reader #vincenet sinclair headcanon #sinclair brothers #asa emory #asa emory x reader #asa emory x you #asa emory headcanons #the collector #house of wax #laid to rest

[kyra45]

Hello Reddit transfers! Here's some scam spotting tips

Hi! I'm Key (Or Jess), and I'm here to give you some tips to spotting scams. Think of my blog as a subreddit but with several posts a day that often show a scam post or give scam information. All this info is done as a hobby so I'll give you a rundown on the basics of how pet donation scams work here. If you like my hard work, feel free to throw me pocket change or check out my Ko-Fi where I take art commissions. Or just say thanks!

If you share a popular/trending text post, you may get an ask from a blog who wants you to share their pinned pet post. They'll ask you to answer the ask privately but urge you their pet is very ill and needs aid quickly. Commonly, this pet is a cat. But on occasion it's a dog. The ask will tell you their not a bot/etc and are just a person, promise!

If you check the blog, turn timestamps on under dashboard settings. By doing so, you'll get to see the date their pinned post was made. Usually, these posts are only a few hours old or even a few days old so always take caution if you see it's a post that isn't very old. This isn't always a red flag for a scam post, but it's advised to pay attention since you'll see these kind of things often enough since the scammer barely changes up their pattern.

Scrolling the account should also show you how many posts the blog has made. Often, you'll only find roughly 100 posts that are always made within minutes of the other. These posts come from a trending tag of the day generally and are rarely tagged since their just shared all at once and then nothing else. You will usually also see the archive has been turned off since the blog is set to only dashboard view and only accessible to logged in users. This measure isn't always a sign of a scammer, as users can have real reasons for this! But it's a common tactic for scam accounts.

The post tells you the cat/dog is suffering from some medical condition and claims the op will get paid in a few weeks but they need the money before then and they promise they'll pay you back when they reach their goal. Not all users who make posts like that are scam accounts and many of them are real people who will return the help once they can. The op will also tell you to send money by friends and family because they need it quickly and don't want it held up. Usually they'll have a link that will tell you to send them funds there.

However, you may notice some things are off in the post itself. While the op asks for USD, their pay link says their in the Philippines which is not USD and would require conversion rates to apply. Not all PH-based bloggers are scammers and some are disappointed that some people are. Its sadly a well known thing here that this scammer is from there but no one knows who they really are as every name used is stolen off a private aid group. Another thing to do is check the notes and see how many reblogs are directly from the op. Usually you'll find several.

If you want to, it is suggested to ask the op if they can provide you proof they own the cat/dog if your unsure of the legitimacy of their claim. For example, ask them to write their url on a piece of paper and take a picture of it on top of the pet they supposedly own or even post a short video of them calling the pet and holding the paper in sight. Usually this results in the op likely blocking you.

It's suggested to warn anyone sharing these scam posts and reporting scam accounts under Phishing as it's usually the fastest way to deal with them on a daily basis. This scammer has been doing this for years and even brags about how they get away with it since they make hundreds of dollars doing it and ruin the reputation of the names they steal.

These scammers are also stealing content from private facebook groups and reposting them here without the owner being aware of it. The scam accounts are saving pictures and passing them off as their pet. Watermark your vet bill and pet pics in your aid posts if you want to deter scammers from stealing it for future uses. If you are in a fb group that posts vet bill help, please inform them a scammer is going around taking their posts and reusing it for fraudulent reasons. I have seen cases where some scammers even used pictures off Reddit to use for scams.

#scam #psa #pet donation scam #longpost #how to spot a scam blog

[alastairstom]

If The Last Hours Cast Had Social Media

Their usernames would be

@/eldrich-eternal-flames (James)

@/kickinitwithcordy (Cordelia)

@/kickinitwithcortana (Cordelia's sideblog for Cortana pics where she also bestows Persian terms of endearment unto it)

@/wilde-wanderer (Matthew)

@/grumpycatcarstairs (Alastair)

@/thomas-the-tree (Thomas)

@/kit-li-the-science-guy (Christopher)

@/that-science-bitch (Grace)

@/ghostwriter (Lucie)

@/lord-jethro (Jesse)

Matthew's page is a travel blog type thing with pictures from his adventures. His Instagram grid needs to be aesthetically perfect, so it's a lot of landscapes. Every few pictures, he'll post Oscar and perhaps periodically a selfie. The whole thing is beautiful and perfectly put together, but the unfortunate (or very fortunate) tagline is Putting the Lust in Wanderlust.

Additionally, he has a Twitter that he uses for literally no other purpose than to initiate arguments with Elon Musk.

Matthew also makes lots of TikTok videos of himself doing adventurous things like bungee jumping, cliff diving, and taking long and interesting hikes with Oscar. They're really cool and he amasses a large fan base. Unfortunately, he likes to make really cringe puns, and he's really judgmental of the fashion sense of everyone he meets. Which brings us to:

The fact that Alastair has a YouTube channel where he reacts to bad TikToks. His droll commentary and sharp wit evoke an enormously positive response in his audience. He's hailed as one of the funniest human beings ever, especially when he gets to react to serious nonsense. The videos come once a week and are about 10 minutes long.

But every month he does a special double-length video where the only thing he mocks are Matthew's travel TikToks from that month. Matthew comments every time that it is hurtful, but it's all a big joke. They pretend to argue in the comments and that eventually is endearing to both of their followers.

Alastair also goes onto Cordelia's Instagram once in a while to do a live. They call it (based on Cordelia's screen name) 'Kickin' It With the Carstairs.' They just take questions and have conversations with the many viewers of their livestreams. They talk about current events, give (often bad) relationship advice, and behave in a distinctly siblinglike manner.

James and Thomas are the cameramen, and James one day decides to go get himself a cup of tea. You can see James puttering about in the background and messing with the kettle while Cordelia and Alastair talk. James comes back with the tea, but Cordelia thinks it's for her. James is forced to sacrifice it because they are on live and he is a) gallant, and b) a Wife Guy.

Alastair then jokingly inquires about why Cordelia gets tea but not him. Thomas gives the camera to James and goes to make Alastair the tea he likes because he too is a) gallant, and b) a Husband Guy. In leaving the camera with James, he unfortunately drops its height by about a foot. The angle is all off and the viewers are really confused by Thomas's big hulking frame.

Grace and Christopher, who are both gloriously alive and happy, live in a little cottage somewhere in the idyllic countryside doing science. They will take videos of new innovations that they have. They'll show how they're meant to work vs how they do work, and they'll explain the inventions to everyone watching. They try to get young people interested in science and curious about the way that the world works. They also have a pet rat, Marie Curie II. Their followers love her.

#sorry my biases for matthew and alastair shone through lol #matthew fairchild #alastair carstairs #thomas lightwood #thomastair #james herondale #cordelia carstairs #jordelia #chot #chain of thorns #grace blackthorn #christopher lightwood #gracetopher #tlh #the last hours

[weekend-whip]

What phone cases do they have? Backgrounds? Fancy widgets/little digital pets on the black bar at the top of apple phones?

was gonna draw these but i don't have the patience nor time lol

And I dunno nothing bout no widgets or digital pets, but everyone's got a Borg phone, and if anyone had anything wacky it would be Miranda (and her digital pet would be a dog) or Olivia (with a shark)

Kai: His phone case is a super-cheap plastic one that's just solid red, but he decorates it with fire stickers to "spice it up". Never drops his phone cuz he's always paranoid vigilant about where it is. Home screen is a pic of himself; lock screen is a photo of the main gang just hanging out <3

Jay: Black heavy-duty case with glow-in-the-dark blue lightning bolts, custom made. Very often drops his phone—or it gets knocked off of him—hence the extra padding. Has only broken his screen once. Home screen is a pic of Nya; lock screen...is also Nya.

Cole: Fancy black heavy-duty case, with the rubber on the corners for extra cushion. Swaps between the rainbow-rimmed one he originally had and a glow-in-the-dark lava one Jay made for him, depending on their current endeavors. Lock screen is a pic of his mom; home screen is his current crush.

Zane: Plain white case with a single black bird (falcon) design. Has ironically dropped his phone more than anyone else; only cracked the screen twice (in which Pixal was quick to fix it). Doesn't like photos as a background, as he finds them too distracting, but does eventually change the home screen to a solid icy blue and the lock screen to purple.

Nya: Has one of those cases filled with liquid and glitter that swooshes around when you tilt it. The phone itself is gray, the case itself is clear, but the liquid + decorations are various shades of blue. Has a bad habit of throwing her phone when upset (but eventually has Lloyd to fix it). Lock screen is a scenic beach photo with a dolphin; home screen is a silly photo of Jay.

Lloyd: Doesn't want to bother with a case, since he could just fix any dings on the spot, but eventually gets a cheap one like Kai. Has two: one solid green + trimmed in gold, one black and covered in Starfarer stickers. Swaps them out as needed like Cole. Puts some of those phone charms on the Starfarer case. Both screen backgrounds are photos of the main gang—lock screen is casual wear, home screen is ninja wear (with masks on, of course).

Jesse: Very heavy-duty light pink case with extra padding, due to how accident-prone he is, and covered in dense silver glitter. Doesn't even have to drop his phone to wind up with a cracked screen somehow—but they're usually fixed by Jay or Lloyd. Lock screen is of him and Miranda performing; home screen is a marigold flower.

Antonia: Plain orange case with phone charms of various things that seem to change by the day. Her phone has a strange habit of only breaking during a crisis. Lock screen is of all the student council members; home screen is of her, Jesse, and Harumi (until it is replaced to be her, Jesse, Mira, and Nelson).

Harumi: When she does eventually get a phone, her case varies by whichever "phase" she's in—first one is green and white with spider lilies, second one is black and navy trimmed in silver, third one is pink and purple marble. Her backgrounds are the Shark Army symbol and/or Garmadon's symbol off and on; when they're neither, the backgrounds are just pure black. Maybe a pattern if she's feeling daring.

Olivia: Cheap case, deep blue with a mermaid scale design. Waterproof. Screen is cracked to high heaven but somehow still works; too lazy to fix it. Lock screen is a majestic shark; home screen is her and Nya back when they first met (until it isn't). Lock screen may also sometimes be of any individual she's currently got her eye on, however.

Miranda: Her phone case has one of those "Game Boy" designs in bright blue (that you can play games on); her tablet case is black with neon stripes that change color (which she programmed to stay pink and blue). Drops things often, especially when one-handed, but her stuff is so sturdy that you'd never know. For both items, home screen is a wallpaper of the Borg Tech logo; lock screen is the same picture as Jesse's.

Pixal: Doesn't even need a phone, as all her communication is near-exclusively through the communicators, but is given one due to her father's insistance. The case starts just solid purple, but she feels a little plain with it and winds up bedazzling it. Home screen is a huge group pic; lock screen is of her and Zane.

Skylor: Has one of those cases that changes color with heat, and also works like a mood ring. Is not actually all that phone savvy; has to work up to it. Lock screen is a pic from a girls' night out; home screen is a candid of a very flustered and blushing Kai.

#ninjago #the lego ninjago movie #tlnm #legacyverse #the ninja legacy whip #can't be bothered to tag everyone this time hahahaaaa #k1ng boo #asks from nice people

[speedlimit15]

jess post simulator

post 1: good morningggg it’s such a happy day

post 2: (screenshot) are you kidding me right now

post 3: (screenshot) oh my god are you for real

post 4: and here’s another reason i’m upset

post 5: reblog of someone doing something silly

post 6: reblog of a beautiful landscape

post 7: reblog of a beautiful landscape

post 8: I am so upset at the world

post 9: reblog of a cat pic

post 10: two pics of me petting my cat

post 11: reblog of a black and white pic of tove jansson and tuulikki living peacefully and happily

post 12: picture of my tv screen with whatever i’m watching

post 13: i went on a walk and it was nice

post 14: quick one line text post that gets ~300 notes just because i put the words in a fun order

post 15: Stop hurting women

post 16: I CANT DRAW

post 17: ok i can draw but i don’t like it

#and so on #i put 2 13s oops fixed it

[bi4bihankking]

Rick and Al for the ship thing

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Either they last ages or they go up in flames because of Kahndaq, I am uncertain

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - RICK'S FIRST CRUSH RICK'S FIRST CRUSH

How was their first kiss? - awkward and also one or both of them was probably drunk

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Al

Who is the best man/men? - Hector and Todd

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Yolanda, Beth, Jesse

Who did the most planning? - Al

Who stressed the most? - Al

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Synagogue Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Black Adam. Hank may not be invited to avoid Alan issues also.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Al...

Who is the one to instigate things? - Rick would definitely be the horny one

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - HOUR OF POWER (Al does not wike this)

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yeah I think so

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 0

How many children will they adopt? - Maybe like 3 or 4

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Al

Who is the stricter parent? - Rick unfortunately ends up sounding like his dad

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - The Hank + Todd duo who end up picking up on it while the parents are oblivious

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Al

Who is the more loved parent? - This is unfair... but Al gives better hugs

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Al

Who cried the most at graduation? - Al

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Again this is the Uncle Hank role with all his money and telepathy

Cooking: 

Who does the most cooking? - Al

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Rick

Who does the grocery shopping? - Al because Rick never buys enough

How often do they bake desserts? - Unfortunately Al eats the batter so they never actually manage to bake any

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both????

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Rick I think, because Al famously likes food.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Rick

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Al...

Chores: 

Who cleans the room? - Al

Who is really against chores? - Rick never ever learns to do them

Who cleans up after the pets? - Al

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Rick

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Al

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Al deserves some good luck

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Al...

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both of them should go together!!!

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Maybe Halloween...

What are their goals for the relationship? - Fun time

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both of them do...

Who plays the most pranks? - Rick Canon. Rick always. Rick puts a lizard down Al's shirt

Sorry overtype was playing up again yesterday and after it deleted everything I ragequit

[gracieryder]

Hi

NIC, YOU'RE ALIVE!!!

AND YOU'RE ALIVE AND SHARING A CUTE BABY WITH US!!!

HI, CUTE BABY!!!!!

Send me pet pics! 🦎

#i miss youuuuu! #if i had a nickel #ravipanikkar #jess gets pet pics #mist answers

[evedreamsof]

summaries

BY DREAM

JAYSON APOLONIO

a few of my favorite things // eve is upset

friendly // jayson’s being too friendly with his ex

gathering // eve asks jayson to be her date in a family gathering, oh, and he’s wearing a polo

inked // eve sees the many tattoos of jayson

i’ve been hacked // mary hacks eve’s phone

romantic // jayson’s being too romantic

stuck // eve isn’t so sure of jayson’s feelings for her

they’re just girls // eve thinks her boyfriend is handsome, and so do other girls

JUSTIN ARANA

a different team // eve watches the smb vs converge championship // sfw

a nod // sometimes you just have to turn away // sfw

a wild snack // a sandwich can be really wild sometimes // sfw

banoffee // the smell of coffee leads to something more // sfw

birthday boy // justin has plans for his birthday // sfw

consolation prize // justin thought she was getting a little too bold...who was he to turn it down? // sfw

dinner for...? // justin asks eve out on a date // sfw

gomez returns // justin just wants what’s best for eve...here comes overthinking // sfw

happiness // eve asks justin if he’s gay // sfw

he said, but she said // justin brings eve to the comic con // sfw

i can talk about this all day // eve can be such a marvel fan // sfw

i thought so, too // everything was going well...or so justin thought // sfw

i want more // eve comes home from a tiring day and asks justin for more // slight nsfw

jesse mccartney // eve and justin watch jesse mccartney live // sfw

karma // eve tries her best not to clapback at a hater // sfw

let’s take a selfie // what do other people do with other people’s selfies // sfw

my day // having a crush who follows you must be so hard // sfw

number one // justin doesn’t think the celebrity is all that // sfw

origins //  eve has always wanted pet names // sfw

photo // a little fun with while having dinner with the parents isn’t so bad // sfw

poor phoenix // justin’s first championship with smb // sfw

profile pic // justin changes his profile picture // sfw

property // a household has its ups and downs // sfw

slight interaction // just some harmless exchange on instagram // sfw

stalker // who is the real stalker (based on a friend’s true story) // sfw

the masseuse // massages are supposed to be the best, but eve won’t let justin do it to her // sfw

traded // justin’s got news for eve // sfw

we are // what do you do when you put two clueless idiots together

which one // cheering for two teams makes people confused sometimes // sfw

will you marry me // a sign can give a lot of emotions // sfw

ALDIN AYO

a nod // sometimes you just have to turn away // sfw

XANDER CASANOVA

collection // eve and xander talk about her collection

fear the ball // eve gets hit by a ball

sleep on it // xander will not take any bullshit

PHILLIP JAPOR

breathing // eve’s got a busy night

following // eve spaces out while looking at phillip

SUMMARIES

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SUMMARIES BY ENTRY

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PERSONAL FAVORITES

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tags

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#eve has summaries by dream #eve has summaries

[littlemissidontcare]

I’m extremely bothered that she’s never one to walk her own dog./ Wasn't he always holding Betty's leash in the paps of him and Margo?/ Not always. There are plenty of pics of Margo walking her own dog while with out&about with him. I remember the pics of them and Jesse Eisenberg out to dinner and Margarita kneeling by her dog petting her while Seb and Jesse were at the table talking and stuff. At least it was clear that Margo genuinely loves her dog and not just using it to get attention. Also sorry not sorry but Betty was much cuter than Zeus. AW’s dog just looks done with everything and gives a mean stare 99% of the time which I don’t blame the poor thing knowing who he has to deal with.

[daydadahlias]

PSA

hey guys!! Jess here. quick little PSA for all y’all that interact with me, specifically anons.

Obviously, my ask box and dms are always open for you to bop on into and say hi and share your thoughts/feelings/ashtons and I love that!! I love hearing from people and I love interacting with them and that’s all well and good!!! Super fun stuff!!! 

But I do think it’s important to point out that you can’t come into my ask box and say whatever you want. Just because you’re comfortable with a topic doesn’t mean that I’ll be comfortable with that topic. 

I’ve gotten a fair bit of asks recently that have upset me (some of which I have answered, most of which I’ve deleted) because they have crossed some boundaries of mine I suppose I just haven’t expressed. So that being said !!! Let’s run through a jot list of some because I really need y’all to Read Them. And not keep,, doing the things you’re doing.

And a friendly reminder that this is just about my personal comfort level! I’m not saying you’re in any way a bad person if you do enjoy any of these things at all, and I know no one has been personally vindictive when sending me material like this. But it’s gotten to the point that I’ve been upset a fair bit at a pretty consistent rate. So! Now we get to do this.

- please don’t use first person pronoun statements regarding the guys when speaking with me. When I say this, I mean saying things like “I want to [verb] X Band Member.” I find it incredibly upsetting, especially if these desires hold sexual implications.  

- please don’t send me photos of any of the guys prior to 2014 and expect commentary on them. I am not comfortable with talking about them as young teenagers.

- please do not send me photos of the guys in their underwear / very little clothing. There are exceptions to this (ie. Ashton drumming shirtless or ice bath pics because those don’t hold sexual implications), but air on the side of caution.

- please do not recommend me Dom/sub fics or talk with me about Dom/sub dynamics unless I specifically invite you to do so (chances are, unless we’re personally close and in the privacy of a dm, I will not invite you to do so)

- I have severe gymnophobia. Please do not send me nudity of any variety.

- please do not ask me to speculate on anything regarding the guys’ relationships with their irl partners. I find it extremely invasive.

- PLEASE do not send me anything regarding daddy kink / feminization / pet play / abo / humiliation / feeder fics. Please Do Not Do That. Cannot stress this enough.

- please do not send me anything regarding negativity surrounding bodies (especially Ashton’s. Some of y’all are really awful)

- please don’t ask me to pass negative judgement on things surrounding 5sos. I try to make this a positive space as much as I can and I don’t want people popping in my inbox trying to make me say I dislike my favorite bands’ music.

- on the whole, just try not to send stuff about smut ESPECIALLY if you are on anon. I mean this in reference to fantasies about smut and also in relation to me writing smut. I am not currently writing smut fics and there is a Reason for that. Please be respectful of my process.

- don’t make sexual assault / harassment jokes in my inbox. Those are incredibly sensitive subjects and shouldn’t be spoken about lightly.

- please do not send me asks regarding DEATH. Especially deaths of band members. It’s very upsetting.

- also implying you have a parasocial relationship with me is not a compliment. Asks from an anonymous source making commentary on my personal life is fairly disturbing to be honest. I know you mean it in a positive way! But do understand that I’m a freshman in college writing fanfiction so I don’t like being spoken to like I’m,, of a higher standing or some type of idol status? Basically what I’m getting at here is that some of my asks sound like they’re from stalkers so pls stop doing that.

***DISCLAIMER: My relationship with sexual content varies depending on the day and sometimes I’ll be more lenient but please do not try to instigate a sexual conversation with me if I have not invited you to do so.

And just on the whole,,, if you could try to be understanding with me about these specific boundaries, I would really appreciate it. I know I’m confusing and that some days I am more open to subjects than others, but on the whole, it would mean a lot if you could be cautious about these topics moving forward.

And this doesn’t mean “don’t send me asks at all” it just means, maybe be more careful when you do.

The same goes for you as well!! Remember to blacklist “nsfw” and “azure” if you’re not comfortable with discussions of SA. And if there’s anything you need me to tag for either on tumblr or on ao3, you just let me know!! Even if it’s something minor, I’ll update it in a heartbeat.

Ok thanks bye!

#PSA #i feel very dramatic doing this #and I feel like this is very long #but also y’all like #i can only cry about asks sm #tumblr is supposed to be fun #and so it kinda sucks that y’all are acting up sm in my inbox #pls stop #i know some of you guys mean the things you say as compliments but a lot of them just make me severely uncomfortable #and I’m probably going to turn of anon asks shortly #bc I’ve had this PSA ready to go in my drafts since January haha so #this isn’t me just reacting randomly #i get a lot of asks that make me uncomfortable #so I either need to turn off anon #or y’all need to learn how to act #ok thank you I’m sorry if this feels rude or ungrateful for your interaction #i do love getting asks #but also pls uh chill out #but yeah I #am kinda hitting a wall here yall #if you wanna talk abt preexisting smut I’ve written that’s fine #that stuff is already out there #but do understand that a different version of myself wrote those fics #which does sound SO dramatic but hopefully you know what I mean #some asks I’ve gotten that made me uncomfy I’ve replied to and tried to be nice bc Ik they aren’t vindictive #but I would rather not get them anymore

[oc-growth-and-development]

Swapped out my old pf pic of my ex son Jesse for my new daughter, Taro! In honor of this, here is a 1 month Taro update no one asked for :)

Taro’s been doing really well for the most part. She’s still a shy dog, but her confidence has improved significantly. She made friends with my boyfriend’s dog Tanuki, also a rescue!

We also are slowly piecing together Taro’s past. We know she gave birth to 5 puppies while at the shelter back in December (she’s spayed now), and before that, she was living on the streets in a rural area. The vet found an airgun pellet in the side of her neck, an old wound. Someone shot my bby :( She’s also terrified of cooking sounds, specifically the stove. On the other hand, she’s clearly been housetrained and adores human contact (with some patience). So our guess is that she originally lived in a loving household but got away from them somehow (microchip your pets, y’all). She was on the streets long enough to get shot, have the wound heal over completely, and get pregnant. Of course, this is just a guess, but I’m glad Taro’s safe with us now :’)

On a lighter note, it’s been so rewarding to see more of Taro’s personality come out the longer she’s been with us! She’s wiggly, mischievous, and incredibly sharp. But most of all, she’s a Very Good Girl

(Bonus Taro wearing the kimono my mom insisted on buying)

#incredibly self indulgent post don’t mind me #also jesse is alive and well and still very much a bastard #my ex roomie shares cursed pics to the group chat daily #not a prompt #personal #dog #gun ment tw #injury ment tw #taro

[theweasleysredhair]

Me Being a Soppy Git As Per ❤️

as 2020 comes to a close, i just wanna say a few words of thanks to everyone who has ever interacted with me and my blog. i’m so so grateful for how far my blog has come and for all the amazing support and feedback i’ve received on my work. i adore each and every one of you, i see you all in my notifs and with every like, comment and reblog, my love grows even more ❤️

in particular, i want to thank a few people who have made this year amazing for me in one way or another. now i’m writing this quickly so i do apologise if i miss anyone out!! and please remember that i adore every single one of you. thank you so so much for everything you’ve done for me! 🥰

(okay so firstly most of these guys are people i talk to/interact with on nearly a daily basis, or people who have really really made this year so wonderful for me!! i can never thank you all enough!!)

@loony-loopy-lupinn soph, you are possibly very literally the sweetest angel i’ve ever had the privilege of speaking to. you’re an absolute ray of sunshine, i adore you so so much, much more than you could ever know. thank you so much for everything, for always being there for me, for talking about literally anything and everything. you’re amazing, i can’t imagine my life without you in it!! ❤️❤️

@wand3ringr0s3 haley, i don’t even know where to begin. i know you only joined tumblr a few months ago but in that time you’ve become such an important person to me. you’re absolutely amazing, i love you more than words can say. thank you for being such a wonderful friend! i don’t know what i did to deserve you but i’m so glad you’re in my life. keep doing what you’re doing. you are, and correct me if i used this word wrong bc i am as far away from a gamer as can be, poggers 🥰❤️

@ickle-ronniekins ericaa, what a queen. you’re literally one of the sweetest, kindest people and i’m so so grateful to be able to call you my friend!! thank you for just always being there and being you, and chatting absolute rubbish with me and talking about our lil weasley twinnies and yet also talking about serious life stuff™️. i love you so so much!! literally an irreplaceable person in my life! also i love that you love impractical jokers like i do, such a revelation to our friendship, it’s so great ❤️

@harrysweasleys alexa you are a goddess, i love you sm. genuinely couldn’t ask for a nicer, lovelier person. you’re always there to support me and talk about anything and everything and i can’t thank you enough!! you’re one of the people i talk to most on here and i can’t believe it’s only been a few months, literally feels like i’ve known you for years!! but anyways, thank you so so much for being you, you’re such a wonderful person and i adore you 🥰❤️

@diary-of-an-onliner thea i literally adore you. you make me laugh so so much and can put a smile on my face within seconds!! i love sharing shoe pics w you, they’re always so so stunning. thank you for being you, you’re amazing, you’re talented, you’re beautiful. idk what more i could want in a friend 🥺❤️

@harrypotter-and-the-onering babe, you are one of the loveliest people i’ve ever spoken to. you’re so incredibly amazing, and i’m so grateful we’ve been able to speak so much over over the last few months!! honestly i could not ask for a better friend, you’re so wonderful, so amazing, thank you so so much for being you ❤️

@pit-and-the-pen kaylah, you’re one of the sweetest people ever!! and you’re so so talented, you blow me away with everything you do. thank you for being so supportive and just such an amazing friend!! keep being you and i hope 2021 is just as fabulous as you are!! ☺️❤️

@princesse-de-ravenclaw juliet, i don’t even have enough words to express how much i adore you. it’s been like what, 4 years?? since i met you and honestly i’m just so grateful to be able to call you a friend!! you’re so talented and so so sweet, i absolutely adore you angel!! 🥰❤️

@izzytheninja you’re so so sweet my love!! thank you so much for talking about anything and everything with me!! i’m so so happy you started up posting writing this year, you are so talented!! i hope your 2021 is as amazing as you are!! ❤️

@girl-next-door-writes thank you so much for talking twins with me!! it’s always amazing to bounce ideas off someone and i love the fic we discussed a few weeks back, i can’t wait to write it!! thank you for being so amazing and so sweet!! ilysm!! ☺️❤️

@acciotwinz where do i begin?? you’ve been such a light in my life this year!! keep on being you, you’re absolutely amazing and i love you so so much!! 🥰❤️

@theweirdsideofstuff babee, you’re one of the sweetest people ever!! you (and your pets!!) always put a smile on my face, thank you so so much for being so amazing!! ☺️❤️

@elf-punk you’re so so amazing, i adore you so much!! thank you for everything you’ve done for me, whether it’s a simple message checking up on me, helping co-create freb or just overall being one of the most supportive people ever!! ❤️

@gryffindors-weasley sophieee!! thank you so so much for all your sweet messages!! i love seeing your asks in my inbox, you’re so so lovely!! i can’t wait to read more of your work and get to know you better in 2021!! keep being your amazing self, i love you so much!! 🥰❤️

@pigwidgexn your comments on my work literally make my day, i honestly can’t stop smiling when i read them!! thank you so so much for being so sweet and for liking and taking the time to read my work!! i love and appreciate everything you’ve done for me!! ❤️

@vogueweasley mere, you’re one of the kindest people i’ve spoken to on here, and always hype me up and i adore you for that!! thank you so much for all your kind words on my fics and for being so absolutely wonderful!! ilysm!! 🥰❤️

@starlightweasley zahra, thank you so much for being so so lovely to me this year!! i’ve loved every single conversation we’ve had, you’re so so sweet, so funny and i adore you sm!! thank you for being you!! i love youu ☺️❤️

@whiz-bangs78 jess, thank you so much for being so sweet and so supportive!! i always love your feedback comments on my fics, thank you for taking the time to read!! you never fail to make me smile when i see you on my dash, keep being your wonderful self!! ❤️

@thisismysketchbook thank you so so much for all your kind words on my fics!! i always look forward to reading your feedback, it just makes me so so happy!! you’re so lovely, and from the times we’ve spoken i know you’re such an amazing person too!! thank you so much for all your support!! 🥰❤️

and she’s not on tumblr anymore but i’m also gonna include the amazing dee (who was @/obsessedwithrandomthings and then @/deehereforabit). dee was (and still is) my go-to person for literally everything. i love her more than anything, can literally talk to her about anything and everything, and no matter where she is i can promise i will always take the time to annoy her 😁😁 i promise ily really dee ❤️

~*~

in addition to these guys, i want to thank the following blogs for being so amazing, for leaving feedback on my work, for being so so lovely to talk to, for creating amazing fics and for overall just making this year so amazing for me on here!! (i’m only allowed 50 mentions per post so i apologise that i couldn’t fit everyone on here but please know i very much love and appreciate every single one of you, i hope you have an amazing new year, i can’t thank you enough for everything!!) ❤️❤️

@valwritesx @vivianweasley @iliveiloveiwrite @immobulusmalfoy @kashishwrites @rekrappeter @they-write-once-in-a-blue-moon @kalimagik @with-love-anu @lenalxvegood @stupxfy @emcchi @heloisedaphnebrightmore @marvelettesassemble @oh-for-merlins-sake @awritingtree @cappsikle @durmstrange @chaoticgirl04 @boxofbadaddiction @manic-creator @thisismynerdyself @badfvith @wandsandwheezes @holdupwhat @fleurho @gcdric @hufflepuff5972 @rosaliepostsstuff @plant-flwrs @thatfuckingliardavidtennant

here’s to 2021 guys!! i hope it brings amazing things for everyone and thank you again for everything!! 🥰❤️❤️

#me being a wet wipe #i’m in my feels #ily guys #i love everyone #thank you for everything!! <3