#jesus post

[squid-ink-on-toast]

catholic school kids are either the biggest liars or the biggest assholes, no in between

#jesus post #shitpost for the shitmost

[wolfythewitch]

carpenter's boy

#yeah. yeah this is about that one jesus post #art #digital art #sketch #jesus christ #bible #wolfy religious tedtalks #joseph

[vulturedimension]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

#normally i dont do these 'my dash did a thing' posts #but like. i had to #mine #[tumblr] #1k #in less than 24 hours #jesus christ #2k #3k #technically rn it's at 2893 #but it's gonna get to 3k soon #for some reason #4k #almost #this has now reached at least 2 of the 6 blogs in this image #3/6 now #5k #WHY #also i did not anticipate how weird it is to see all those urls on the top stacked on each other #10k #15k

[castielsprostate]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

#sjonnie.text #i just saw someone make a 50 SECONDS reel about combining movie genres and movies and it was scream and romance and it was 50 SECONDS and #they said “i'm sorry i unalived all those people” go actually fuck yourself. #IF YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD MURDER KILL DRUGS SEX ETC YOU ARE NOT READY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE TOPICS #AND SHOULD NOT PRODUCE CONTENT OF IT #i hate this “family friendly” aesthetic jesus fucking christ #text post #anti instagram #anti tiktok #anti influencers #anti capitalism #20k

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies' #note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either? #edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it' #but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion? #i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

[link-is-a-dork]

#legend of zelda series #skyward sword #sshd #link #ss link #flashing lights #nintendo #liad post #gif #nintendo switch #2022 #popular #jesus christ yall 2600 notes in 15 hours? Wowee

[thoodleoo]

i mean they did also bottom. i get where you're coming from but the greeks very much did also do what you're thinking of

#thinking of that post about jesus as i write this #tagamemnon #queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra

[puerto-nic0]

#jesus christ it’s not that deep stop killing each other in the notes #to repeat #JESUS CHRIST ITS NOT THAT DEEP STOP KILLING EACH OTHER IN THE NOTES #ok this is what you get for not being normal on my post #I hope all of your brainworms eat you alive

[ahaura]

As of today (Nov. 26), three Palestinian men in Vermont have been shot and are in critical condition. "Their crime? Wearing the Palestinian keffiyeh." On Oct. 14, Wadea Al-Fayoume, a 6 year old Palestinian child, was murdered and his mother stabbed by their landlord in Illinois because they were Muslim. On Oct. 28, Dr. Talat Jehan Khan, a Pakistani-American Muslim, was murdered outside her apartment in Texas.

These hate crimes and others like them are the direct result of the U.S. government and media's complicity in the genocide of Palestinians that Israel is carrying out. The blood is on their hands as much as it is the individual perpetrator's.

#palestine #uspol #geopol #posts on paestine #god. god. jesus christ.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Am I the asshole for getting my best friend killed?

I swear to God, it was an accident.

My (27) BF (34) has a reputation for getting himself out of any jam you can imagine; and at first it was just a fun little thing the friend group noticed: there goes Oily J wiggling his way out of trouble again. but as the meme evolved in the group, it got to the point where we'd loykey started getting him into situations just to see how he'd get out of 'em, and he akept getting out of em. He was having fun with it too same as us. "Oh you guys," he'd say, "getting me into situations again," before laughing it off and getting out of it, so it was enrichment for our shared enclosures, and as time went on, the situations got more intense.

The trouble is, it turns out that putting a man in too many situations eventually gets the police interested. And not local hobsknockers cops either; they was like, proper three-letter FEDs. They put out a bounty on any information pertaining to his capture and everything. It was good money too so I thought, hey why don't I put J in another situation he can wiggle out of like always (and he'd wiggled outta worse before, so I thought this one'd be relatively mild), and at the next boardgame night (cause it was too late to do anything special for this one) we can buy some extra strong booze and get absolutely blitzed while having a giggle about the situation.

Boardgame night, and we were playing some social deduction nonsense or another and he says: "One of you is gonna betray me tonight." and I can't help but think, looking back on it, that he knew. It's stupid, I know he was talking about the game, but the way he said it, it was like he knew. We all felt it, and we had a big round robin round the table taking turns promising that we'd never betray him. And I said it so easily cause I thought it was true. Sure, I was gonna talk to the feds about a bounty; but, I fully expected my big beautiful oily boy to wiggle his way out of the trouble I was 'bout to cause, and that's not a betrayal. I wasn't lying. I didn't think I was lying.

My big beautiful oily boy didn't manage to wiggle his way out of it. They killed him and I got my blood money. He's gone.

He's gone and I'm devastated, crying, mourning. I loved him so much. We all did. And I can't stop thinking that it's my fault: that I'm the reason he's gone. and it is. and the guilt is eating me up inside. and I just need to talk to someone about it. So, I tell the rest of the group what happened in the group chat, hoping they'd understand that I didn't want this. I didn't want the government's blood money. It was supposed the be a prank. some joint enclosure enrichment. He was supposed to wiggle out of it like he always does... did, i mean.

They call me, among worse things, the asshole and kick me from the group chat. And, I know it's my fault he's dead: I know that. If I didn't do what I did, he wouldn't be dead right now. But, I didn't mean it for it to end up this way. He was supposed to be okay, damn it. I loved him. AITA?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #fandom aita #unreality #i never know how to tag the bible ones #also i don't think this is explicitly jesus christ superstar but for some reason it put me in mind of it #so that's where the extra option is from idk #specifically in my head is one particular production of it that a friend showed me when we were like. 17 #anyway i'm in love with how this one plays with modern language #good enough to post on purpose

[spongebobssquarepants]

#polls #Jesus #blockbuster #toys r us #RadioShack #posts

[pinetreevillain]

First Kiss

Merry Christmas everybody!

Masterpost

#my art #rottmnt #fanart #timothy #rottmnt timothy #comic #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rottmnt #timatello #future donnie #future timothy #kissing and all that #jesus all i have posted the last month is timothy and donnie kissing

[moth-nocturna]

my fav twst event & my fav trio !

#they had such a funny dynamic. they’re my silly boys #this may be my most detailed piece yet. jesus #hopefully i get one of their ssr cards rn after i post this cus #if not im gonna weep #twisted wonderland #twst #twst glorious masquerade #idia shroud #malleus draconia #azul ashengrotto #digital art #illustration #art

[really-fucked-up-stimboards]

“Burning in hell because you skipped a Jesus Post on Facebook” Stimboard

#jesus is cool but I’m not liking a 14 year old post about him #stimboard #cursed stimboard #tw fire #fast gif warning #shitpost #stim #anti stim #cursed stim #anti stimboard

[narwhalsarefalling]

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from texas and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in texas and it ruins their whole day

#the narwhal speaks #jesus christ this got a lot of attention #anyone who lives in dallas fw DO NOT INTERACT this post is not for you. fakers. #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k #15k #20k #25k #hey guys STOP RBING THIS FROM BASED ON YOUR LIKES AND CHECK THE REBLOGS #YOULL HATE IT I PROMISE #30k

[gayvampyr]

“i make bad art” good. make more

#text post #top posts #jesus last i checked this hadn’t even broke triple digits #15k #? i guess #20k #25k #30k #40k