#joke of the year honestly

[lokisasylum]

What fuckery did Weverse mag do now?

Like no hate to Jhope, but respect where it is due. Since when did he "lead a contemporary style" in the live performance of "Spring Day" OR "Black Swan" when everyone and their momma knows and SAW that Jimin is the only one dancing in contemporary??? Not to mention that Jimin is not only the highlight, but the one who actually starts the choreo in contemporary style with his interpretation of "flying snow".

And also the dark beauty, essence and pain of the Black Swan.

The article also seems to discredit RM's contribution in "Spring Day" O__o just what the f is going on with weverse lately?

First they cancelled orders for FACE Vinyls without a prior notice and only refunded HALF the money, now they're putting out bullshit ass articles that look like whoever wrote it just scrolled through X and picked the first fan-posts they saw, instead of doing actual research.

#go home weverse you're drunk #weverse magazine #jimin #park jimin #bts jimin #bts #pjm #jiminie #Spring Day #joke of the year honestly

[crescentfool]

december 31st but i make it silly (based on a tumblr post, below the cut!)

everyone say thank you xenia, i made adjustments for the december 31st context but nyx avatar is still fitting.

original draft of the last panel. i considered putting the bi flag but i didn't know how to squeeze it in. we love ryoji mochizuki in this house.

#persona 3 #ryomina #ryoji mochizuki #minato arisato #makoto yuki #lizzy does art #comic #this was so fun!!!! i missed doing funny little overdramatic lighting for silly jokes. #honestly i just miss coloring in general! so im gonna be doing more of that this year :3 #i think this is a great way to start the year i think. intended for dec 31st but it took some time to work on this #the sketch draft has been sitting around since the end of june 2023... i am not joking when i say i forget to finish things #BUT THATS NO LONGER GONNA BE THE CASE THIS YEAR. hopefully! #im going to do so swag this year and no one can stop me!! i hope everyone will also be swag. stay silly everyone!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Don't Wormy About Me.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yu ziyuan #Please allow me to make it clear how important I think the hug between YZY and JC is in regards to several aspects of their characters #For one - it is the resolution and reveal that behind all the harsh words and bitterness...She really did love her son. #A hug is a soft gesture that you would never expect from someone like YZY and the fact she shows JC this affection now - #-Tells us how she knows that this upcoming battle is a death sentence for her. #Her giving away Zidan is honestly overkill but another sign of her truly showing him how she loves him and wants him to survive. #The dread of knowing she's walking back to a fight without zidian and trying to keep up brave face one last time...chilling. #Zidian represents legacy and promises. And this is going to both save and destroy Jiang Cheng as he carries this weight alone. #Heartbreaking stuff! Didn't draw it in the comic because I wanted to draw a silly worm on a string! #WWX tried to help JC out of the knot but got stuck in it. #Those worm on a string tricks are harder than they look! #Also; it's been about a year since the last boat joke - but indeed this is the 11th boat of pd-mdzs. No need to do the math.

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[adhdslugcrimes]

Bruce: Robin is a fae, please don't take anything from him, don't give him your name, and I'm not liable if you get taken by the fae. *Leaves*

Everyone but kaldur and Wally: *nervous, especially zatanna*

Dick, holding a milkshake: here you go Walls.

Wally, about to grab it: thanks Rob— *zatanna slaps it out of his hands* hey!

Zatanna: didn't you just heard Batman!?

Wally: it doesn't apply to me I already gave him my name when I was six!

Zatanna: you gave the fae your name, at six!? And you took a gullible child's name

Wally: I wasn't gullible, he told me not to give him my name but I did because lore reasons!

Dick: it's true, I tried to warn him. *Gives Wally another milkshake*

Zatanna: what could have been so bad you gave ya name to a fae!

Wally, abused by his father so badly the stories of fae taking him didn't sound so bad: we don't have enough time to unpack all of that, *slurps milkshake*

#dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #bruce wayne #zatanna #yjl #young justice #fae!Dick #fae au #this idea started a new au #Dick is already fae coded honestly #a john mulaney joke #six year old wally was like: fuck it #wal/y: the fae can't be too bad

[hooved]

AU where odo suddenly decides to just start shapeshifting a pixar mom ass every day

#last post made me realize i only posted this to twitter like a year ago but not here. so enjoy this bad edit i made in like 5 seconds #also this was made as a joke but like honestly ? Would #odo #star trek

[rainedroptalks]

What is it with fantasy high and girls dying before their lives ever began. How we can never really know who they are, or who they could’ve been. Brennan Lee Mulligan I will find you

#ramblings #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #lucy frostblade #yea yea this is obviously about Lucy. but also.. #um #penelope everpetal #(collective booing from the crowd) #(I am dragged off the stage) #jokes aside tho #they both have that quality of haunting a narrative (Penelope specifically in the seven and Lucy in fhjy) #they’re gone. their stories are over. and yet #they have a hold over the ones they left behind #we will never truly know Lucy past anecdotes and old stories #penelope was an array of false faces and honestly? we’ll never know her either. all we’ve got is that old picture of her and Sam #and obviously Lucy was kinder. she definitely didn’t deserve what happened to her #while you could argue Penelope got what was coming for her #but the fact remains #Lucy Frostblade and Penelope Everpetal we’re both teenage girls who we can only catch glimpses of. forever #in some ways #they’re the same. dead girls who never fully leave. their ghosts still visible in the corner of your eyes #anyway rant over I’m just obsessed with d20 girls and I can draw parallels from anywhere #I might make a more… comprehensive post about this one day who knows

[feelingtheaster99]

Why must they continue to torture Fabian with illusions of Ecaf? Please stop, Fig

#dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #I get that it’s a joke #and it was honestly funny the first couple times #but now that she’s alive and in adaine’s jacket it just feels mean #fig faeth #fabian seacaster #fabian aramais seacaster #ecaf #not all who wanda are lost #not all who Wanda are lost spoilers #fhjy ep 3 #live reaction #sorry I am again even more behind #my one contact just WIGGED out when I watched the beginning of this ep #so I’m back to watching it again lol

[brazilian-whalien52]

I would not trust my girlfriend alone with Nami, she spends one night with Kaya and trigger such a big gay panic that the girl had to kiss usopp to keep her belief in heterosexuality

#opla #nami #one piece #this is a joke before people complain and i do love kaya and usopp #but honestly usopp just survived nami because he is hot as hell and has been there for kaya for years #a lesser man would have lost kaya already #one piece live action #nami x kaya

[spearxwind]

I genuinely don't mean to be That Person and I do think everyone is definitely entitled to their own opinion and nothing should be exempt from criticism but I think everyone criticizing hazbin hotel over the designs is honestly a little mean? Yes, all the characters are stick thin, that's bad and there should be more variety. Yes, the designs are cluttered, not good for an animated show by regular animation standards.

But criticizing the style as something to grow out of in your teenage years? Saying how ridiculous the facial expressions are, or the palette?? Who cares about the general style tbh??

You probably have friends or peers who have similar styles and similar design preferences who are going to see you say all of that and think less of what they do because of it. Vivzie isnt going to see your mean post calling it an edgy art style but your peers are. And honestly ESPECIALLY any younger artists and teenagers that draw like that are going to take the hit.

I'm not eloquent enough to make a better more nuanced post I do think there's a point to be made about how people on this site defend all art styles and want to be supportive of artists and "cringe culture is dead" but the second something is unpopular enough they start riffing vitriolically on how it looks instead of the things actually worth criticizing (of which there are many).

#thunderclap #making this unrebloggable because if this escapes containment its gonna attract so many undesirables #i have reblogged one or two of the jokes that i felt were silly enough but this week i have seen a LOT of posts #that just rag on the art style #and honestly!! who the hell caressssssssss. every single fucking animated show in recent years looks the exact same #they all use the same style the same colors same vibes. hazbin; despite its faults; is actually visually fresh and new #YES even if its visually a fucking mess!!!! it matters a lot that its different looking in a landscape of samey animation! #i dont even a diehard hazbin fan i just thought it was ok but its so fucking annoying to see people say this shit

[sea-buns]

Would love a heel turn with the The Bad Kids where the Rat Grinders just pissed them off so much individually that senior year starts with them as the bbegs

#very much inspired by zac joking about gorgugs hatred for mary ann being his origin story #id honestly love it tho #like the system time and time again shits on these kids and they fix it and it all repeats #like dont you just wanna go apeshit? treat yourself girlies #its called self care. totally not just saying this bc a villain arc would go so hard #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #the bad kids #rat grinders

[teakoodrawz]

Happy (belated) birthday to my #1 skrunkly :)

Music : Banana Shake (Sped Up) Mark belongs to /Retr0scum

#[album] #[screening] #Mark #sorry i'm a bit late and the quality is fucked. sony vegas doesnt support portrait size vid so that's a phobic :^) #luckily i have clipchamp #btw my mom wishes Mark happy birthday skxbksbf #(honestly she would even make a joke about him she even care bout him other times because she understands how much he makes me happy) #he has reached 2 years holy shit

[brookheimer]

this is SO DESERVED like they are not supporting. let’s be real here. BUT!!!! also now they’d be going up against fucking bob odenkirk and rhea seehorn (and also jeremy strong for kieran!) and i think i might kill myself

#as much as i want them in lead categories they’re more likely to win in supporting and GOD do they deserve to win #like i love jeremy but it should go to bob or kieran this year. jeremy’s already gotten one and honestly i personally think bob’s #performance is more affecting and impressive hot take . which is like… hydrogen bomb vs hydrogen bomb yknow. #and kieran is just SO fucking good and deserves the emmy as much as anyone like he’s fucking killing it #jeremy strong is great but i’m always particularly impressed by like jokey joke actors who turn into the most tragic fucking people believab #like crying over kendall roy is one thing. but over SAUL GOODMAN?! ROMAN ROY?! in s1 of both shows i never would’ve expected that #and rhea…. #fucking rhea…… #sarah snook i love you but RHEA. #this is my sophie’s choice #succession #better call saul #100

[comicbookcovers]

Happy "Batroc Zee Leap-Year" Day!

#comics #leap year #batroc zee leepair #Batroc the leaper #Honestly sometimes I think I only keep this tumblr going so I can do this joke once every four years

[spider-man-2o99]

The prevailing belief of many ASTV viewers seems to be that Miguel O'Hara is an actual, literal vampire. Do you think this funny.

Nope! <3 it shows such a lack of willingness to do even Basic Research that would take maybe two seconds to look up that it makes me want to Kill. like. cmon. he has Fangs because he's half-spider...,,.,

They're hollow, and whenever he Bites People, it is specifically with the intent to POISON them with the VENOM from his FANGS-- he also Says That every time he does it, like he's an anime character, lol, and it means a lot to me. we don't know the exact makeup or potency of his venom, but we Do know that it's fast-acting, paralytic, and (apparently, thankfully) non-toxic, at least.

#talking tag #asks #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #atsv #across the spiderverse #spider-man: across the spider-verse #but like. honestly ive Never liked ppl calling him a vampire LOL ppl alREADY didnt know anything abt 2099 as it was Before ATSV came out y/ #and then ATSV comes out nd its portrayal of My Blorbo for whom my foolish fool self would & Will go 2 bat for Debunking Disinformation abt- #--is Canon Accurate in its characterization of him even if in general i think it's pretty Thematically Weird 2 have chosen Mig Specifically #--for the role that they put him in just specifically because. like. the themes of SM2099 kind of actively go against All Of That Stuff? #but. whatever. dbsdkvbdvjbsk it's not a Dealbreaker 4 me i Understand quite intimately that literally nobody cares abt analyzing 2099 LOL. #and i am just a nitpicky esoteric autistic Bitch with Very Strong Opinions or w/e #anyways they made lots of Funney Jokes. tho i dont dig how often mig was Called Unfunny because he Is Funny hes just autistic nd quiet #mig Is Funny he just doesnt make quips as a nervous reaction or to distract villains when he is wearing the costume. #like the Whole Point of his spider-man is that hes Supposed to b Weird And Different from other Spiders thats literally what he was made 4 #zigging where lee & ditko zagged. He Was Designed That Way On Purpose That Is Why He Is So Interesting He Is ACTUALLY DIFFERENT #Christ almighty one more person acts like he wasnt nothin before this film as if he aint existed for 30 years with an established history. #feel like i m just gonna start freakign Killing

[katvazamo]

i think the consensus of the watcher situation is that people would pay a subscription service but seeing the content as it is now they cant justify

#and neither can i considering its much more expensive than six for me #but honestly dont reblog this is just my ramblings but i was never into ghost files #i always preferred unsolved the jokes and they were just wackier there idk #the only show i probably like is puppet history(which i see alot of people saying) maybe we can pay for it once a year #but i woild predict for that to be a terrible business model #because they need subscriptions all year round #idk how this would end up probably adding new shows etc to keep people engaged #but the hardpart like what they did with dropout was to get people who didnt know college humor who weren’t subscribed before to subscribe a #and considering that most of their fanbase is wuite young and cant afford food rn #they would have to rely on outsode their fanbase #but i also cant think of people who would sub ? like this vid was funny but i dont think normies who dont care aboit shane and yan would pay #so if they are alienating their fans the high likelihood of enticing a new audience to pay for content is low idk how this will end up for t #them #i guess to say is dropout was such an anomaly with game changer and dnd #but with the consistency of quality dropout managed to stay afloat #cant say the same for watcher #watcher #dropout #college humor #* #shane madej #ryan bergara