#jokerxbatman

[eclectomanic]

Joker knows what he likes 😏😏😏

#batjoke #batjokes #batman x joker #joker #joker x batman #jokerxbatman #batman

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Yall imagine Danny getting help from Batman and tells him about how hes on the run (it was a joke in passing smh) and how he has no home (it was ment to be funny man) then all of a sudden Bruce way shows up on a totally casual stroll in his neighbourhood. “Oh look a child who is in need laaa dee daa let me help you poor random child who I have no idea who you are.” As if Danny is an idiot. He isnt fooled in the slightest. He knows when something is up. Batman clearly is using Bruce Wayne to help kids off the street.

Danny is staying at Wayne manner and notices how no one really talks about the bats. Or tif they do Bruce gets this look then quickly changes the subject. Hes putting so much effort into it too. And at first Danny hardly noticed. Now it’s obvious theres a connection. At first he thought Bruce Wayne hated batman with how often he refused to comment or gave his kids a glare when they mentioned the big bad bat. But now it’s clearly something else. Danny got a chance to talk to the commissioner alone and then it clicked. Danny had asked whats Mr.Waynes beef with Batman and the commissioner seemed so confused. Quickly telling Danny about how the two have worked together. How Bruce has even helped the bat with information or a distraction from time to time. Why would Danny think that he hated him???

And BAM Danny had it. Bruce Wayne is dating THE Batman!!! Holy shit it makes so much sense. Danny would often find batgear around the house. Bruce probably got targeted a bunch and thats probably how they met.

Now hes trying so hard to be supported of his clearly closeted father figure. He also gets why it’s not public info too. Paints a huge target on Bruce. Plus his many many kids. Must be hard for them. What a crazy life they live. Jason would probably be so jealous of their literal fairytale romance.

Danny tells Bruce that he is supported by him and that his secret is safe until hes ready to tell anyone else. Bruce niw thinking Danny knows hes batman shows up no mask and Danny goes nuts. “You can’t out yourself in danger to protect him bruce!!! You are just some himbo man!!! He wouldnt want this!!!” Thinking Bruce is going to try and fight in Batmans place.

Then Danny walks up and places a hand on bruces should (he has to reach lmao shorty). “I will go. I will keep everyone safe. You can count in me” transforms snd flys off to defeat the big bad. Leaving a fully stunned and confused bruce.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #yall have seen the batman lego movie right? #I mean the jokerxbatman stuff was fantastic but I loved how ribin thought he got two dads #then he lost them both at the same time #beautiful #I was gonna have more to this and I might later #I have so mich stuff to fo and im standing here soaking my pgone in the shower to write this shit #thats why I have so many typos now a days byw cause my phone is sopping #also im missing a bit ig my goot cause I guess I just moonley brain and ripped it off??? #idk why I did that but it started bleeding and it hurts all the time and I kist want it to stop #but also I started to do it a third time #yes I did it twice #lord help me im stupid #ok im a go dye my hair white. unrelated ti dp

[bougiebutchbitch]

I’m saying this with as much affection as I can muster, I started following you because of your Naruto art then somewhere along the way you started writing/drawing for jokerXBatman stuff which is fine but not my thing so at first I thought I should unfollow and forgot but now you’re into OPLA and I’m too invested in your clownfuckery journey. Also just cannot unfollow someone who openly supports Palestinians. You’re awesome

<3333 to be clear I don't want any kudos for being like 'genocide is bad' because everyone should really be on the Anti Genocide side, but YESSSS COME JOIN ME ON THE CLOWNFUCKERY JOURNEY

buggy is SO wet and pathetic. Like, he's just objectively THEE most loser villain - but also a genuinely charismatic and 'good' (...ish) leader who gains the respect of his men, whether deservedly or otherwise, and manages to con the entire world (minus... those in the know....) into thinking he's a powerhouse. He COULD be a genuine force to be reckoned with if he a) actually took the time and energy to master his powers and b) could stop being such a self-serving little goon for 5 seconds. But he never will and THAT IS WHY WE LOVE HIM. My boy has a high potential for competence but is also just so fucking useless (affectionate)

anyway I love One Piece because the main character is a canonically aroace sunshine lad (and I WISH there was more fanfic with that orientation for him... :/) and the storyline is genuinely GOOD, albeit whacky, and the Starter Villain Clown just keeps failing upwards but you can't help but love him

[enigmatink]

My kid wanted to share his own art too! One of his favorite ships right now is jokerxbatman, and he's experimenting with perspective and profile :)

#drawing #batman x joker #kids art #pls be kind

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Promptsplease?

by LittleLostGirl18 I ask for prompts for Joker/Batman (Batjokes) and I will write them! Please leave prompt in comments and I will write them :) Words: 64, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Joker (DCU), Batman Ensemble, Bruce Wayne, Justice League (DCU) Relationships: Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne, John Doe/Bruce Wayne, JokerxBatman - Relationship via https://ift.tt/1RnPkKb

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the caped crusader #gotham #dcu #dc #ao3 #ao3feed

[alicepooryorick]

Watched Lego Batman. If you say you ship JokerXBatman but only specifically them, you're correct

[silcojinx]

BatJoke: Superman knows

its amazing what shipping content one can find while sorting through the massive archive of comics. Latest find: 

Superman asking Bruce if he loved the Joker

In which Batman has no response just stays quiet. He doesn't deny it.

No, Clark he’s ignoring you because you stole his breakfast burrito. 

OF COURSE HE HATES YOU FOR KILLING HIS BELOVED!

#Batman #DCBatman #DCcomics #Batman batjoke #Batman batjokes #batjoke #batjokes #batmanxjoker #jokerxbatman #The batman #The Joker #BruceWayne #dcbrucewayne #DC Bruce Wayne #Bruce Wayne x Joker #gay #gay characters #comics #DCuniverse

[thesexythighsofthebatman]

Holi,um,my english is not good(not at all)since it is not even a native language,but I would like to ask you something despite the little time that I follow you.Since when do you like Batjokes? and Why do you see Batman as the bottom? I'm not judging you, I also like a passive Batman.

Hello! 😘

Excuse me for the probably late answer, but I don’t get notifications when a ask is sent! I’m not a native english speaker too, I’m italian in fact, so don’t worry! By the way, your english language is good for me 😊 Nice questions! First of all, I started to love JokerxBatman since as my love for Batman’s universe has born.  For love of clarification, I want to say that I only see their relationship as one-sided. So in my concept of them Joker is pining for Batman, but the feeling of lust/love/obsession is not reciprocated. Sure, for me Bruce knows that they have a particular and strong “bond”, but he is very conflictual with it.  No hate for who ship them in love for each other or with a bottom!Joker, I respect everybody’s tastes, I just really can’t see it in another way, that’s all 👐 The things I write are just about my point of view and opinion! A friend of mine, six years ago or so, gave me “Batman: Arkham Asylum” game as gift on “Steam” platform. I always been intrigued by him because of the concept of a dark hero without superpowers and, as the very first cutscene of Batman under the rain appeared, I felt in love with him at first sight, ahah!  😍 In the game Joker immediatly start to speak to Bruce and stuffs and because of the way he talked and looked at him, I thought “Wow, he looks like he is a little bit... attracted by the Batman”. Because of the game I started to read Batman’s comics, a lot of them and of course that concept became clear and canon. Joker is really in love/obsessed with him, even if in a really twisted and sick way of his.  I’m always had been HUGE fan of unhealthy and hard-kind-of relationships, so it become one of my passions 😁 Speaking of bottom!Batman, there’s some points about him that makes me see at him as a bottom. Despite the fact that “Batman is bigger and stronger makes him a top while Joker is small and thinner” is totally medieval, stereotyped and reductive to me and so I don’t make judgments on such ephemeral things, Batman is a very strong person, determinated, clever and brave. BUT there’s a lot of fragility in him and behind the mask of a full-grown and mature man there’s a child raised too fast and with a lot of traumas not processed inside of his mind. Although I don't like the idea of him having girlfriends (because I think he is too depressed and emotionally unstable to entertain a relationship), he is always attracted by strong women: Selina Kyle, Vicky Vale, Talia Al Ghul, Diana Prince etc, that always have on him a dominant take. Speaking of the Joker, I always think about this scene from “Batman: The Dark Detective” (Issue #5)  that, to me, describe perfectly the Joker and my vision on him:

Joker is very, very thirsty for control and power. When it comes to Bruce, he shows a masochist side, because he loves him even for his power.

But he want to have that for himself, drink it and make it and him his.

He is fascined because he see another person like him, the same but completely different. Plus, he usually act in a very dominant way towards him, for example in the famous scene in “ Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth” where he slaps his ass, but this is just one of the many moments in which he shows this trait of his personality.

The Joker is not a “delicate” and “effemminate” man.

He is the Devil himself, a complete psychopath with no moral compass whatsoever, cruel and sadistic. 

He don’t want Batman to love him in a tender way, but he wants to possess him.

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Again, sorry for the late answer! If you want to chat, my DM’s are open! ❤

#batjokes #one-sided batjokes #one-sided JokerxBatman #JokerxBatman #ask #batman ask #top!Joker #bottom!Batman #bottom!bruce #bottom!bruce wayne

[bowsofwrath]

#batman #the joker #batjokes #batmanxjoker #jokerxbatman

[rockabelle]

#batjokes #batmanjoker #batmanxjoker #jokerxbatman #jokerbatman #joker/batman #batman/joker #what is the ship name?? #dcu #joker #batman #catwoman

[jokersfreaks]

A new meme base for all you

#joker #batjokes #batman #meme #memes #makeitcanon #the joker #love #batmanxjoker #jokerxbatman #DC #ships #batmanxcatwoman #batmanxivy #batmanxharley #batmanships

[eclectomanic]

You heard him, Batman 😏😏😏

#batjokes #batjoker #batman x joker #joker x batman #jokerxbatman #batmanxjoker #batman #joker

[bad-poison]

“Tell me about your past (again)”

It's another story every day before he escapes again. Bruce knows.

Joker is sooooo restless.

"Do you want to hear me for once in your life, Batsy?"

"No."

"Well, I'll tell you the story of my past. One of many, is a new one, you know? I think I could call her the best of all my pasts."

"Joker, no."

"Start like this, an I, an Arthur Fleck, how many would it be? Thirty-something years, perhaps. I had a mother who, I think, was called Penny. But, and beware here, there is a biiiiiiiig plot twist ..."

🎭

Arthur, as he decided to call this time, has his eyes lost and he can tell.

"What are you thinking about?"

Talking during the week has become a routine, somehow he has noticed how passive he becomes by having him close, although that does not save him from escaping from Arkham Asylum and putting together all those plans full of chaos and fire and laughter (and kisses, yes, why not).

"In a joke that I'm sure will make you laugh."

"Speaks."

"Well, well, imagine this boy, ten years old, his name is Bruce Wayne and his parents were killed by any guy in some dirty alley. This guy, as angry at everything and everyone, as everyone else, was caused by his worst and future enemy. Bruce grows up, and you know what he does to get revenge? Put on your briefs on your pants and dress up as a bat HAHAHAHAHA."

"Joker ..."

"And you know what's worse? Fuck him against the wall every damn night! Don't tell me it's not a good revenge? HAHAHAHAHAHA."

He does not finish listening to his laugh when Bruce is leaving the room. Another night would make him pay.

🎭

N/A: This is just a small reinterpretation of Joker (Joaquin Phoenix) final. It was only a small attempt. Enjoy!

#batjokes #batman #bruce wayne #Joker #jokerxbatman #Joaquin Phoenix #Joker (2019) #SPOILERS #Arthur Fleck #fanfiction

[jokercita]

Se imaginan si bats leyera todos esos fanfics de batjokes 😂

Estaría tipo :

JAJAJAJA JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

#the joker #joker #the dark knight #batman #batman the dark knight #batman begins #batmanxjoker #batjokes #batman fandom #batman fanfiction #joker fandom #joker fanfiction #fanfic #batjoker #jokerxbatman #batman vs superman

[whimsicalprinceofcrime]

when your bud gets too rough so you gotta stab him in the leg

#art #batman #joker #the joker #the batman #Batman enemy within #batjokes #drawing #batman sketch #batman art #joker art #joker fanart #batman fanart #batmanxjoker #jokerxbatman #i tried #ugh why

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Promptsplease?

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/1RnPkKb by LittleLostGirl18 I ask for prompts for Joker/Batman (Batjokes) and I will write them! Please leave prompt in comments and I will write them :) Words: 64, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Joker (DCU), Batman Ensemble, Bruce Wayne, Justice League (DCU) Relationships: Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne, John Doe/Bruce Wayne, JokerxBatman - Relationship read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/1RnPkKb

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the caped crusader #the dark knight #dcu #ao3 #ao3feed