#jumanji 2

[hotelstares]

#alex wolff #awolffedit #alexwolffedit #jumanji 2 #jumanji: the next level #worse than nicotine #insistent pretext #it's the fangs in the first gif for me

[there-are-many-ways-to-smile]

I’m just gonna say it. I miss child endangerment. 

Hear- hear me out.

Only in movie’s through, children in movies just aren’t in dangerous situations like they used to be anymore and honestly it kind of sucks.

Like take Hocus Pocus 2 and the sequels to Jumanji for example: The sisters didn’t try to kill one child in the second movie and in Jumanji 2 & 3 the teens had avatars, which I’ve said before is boring.

#child endangerment #in movies not in real life #I’m not insane #i promise #Hocus Pocus 2 #jumanji 2 #like bring back child fearing for their lives #I want fantasy #not black kids vs racism #black kids vs a dragon that wants to kill them sure #book recommendations

[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes - Arthur Morgan x Y/n Edition

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Y/n : "That sounds amazing! Doesn’t that sound amazing, Arthur?"

Arthur : "...No."

Y/n : "I think I speak for both Arthur and I, when I say that it sounds amazing!"

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Y/n : "If you don't stop talking bullshit, I'm going to jump out of that window."

Arthur : "...We're on the ground floor, Y/n."

Y/n : "I know but I want a dramatic exit."

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Arthur : "Why do you think I don’t like you? Of course I do. I would kill for you."

Arthur : ...

Arthur : "Ask me to kill for you."

Y/n : "...First of all, calm down-"

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Y/n : "Did you really have to stab them?"

Arthur : "You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. "

Y/n : "What did they say to you?"

Arthur : 'What are you going to do, stab me?'

Y/n : "I guess that's fair."

#arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption arthur #rdr2 #rdr2 arthur #reader insert #x reader #gn reader #y/n #arthur morgan x reader #arthur morgan x you #arthur morgan x y/n #fanfic #fanfiction #incorrect quotes #incorrect red dead redemption quotes #incorrect quotes red dead redemption edition #i want to Jumanji into this game so I can marry this man #i love him #low honor arthur morgan #high honor arthur morgan

[jacky93sims]

Jumanji Board Deco for The Sims 2

You can found it in deco-miscellaneous section. Low poly.

DOWNLOAD HERE

#sims 2 cc #the sims 2 #sims 2 download #ts2 #the sims 2 cc #ts2 download #sims 2 decor #decorative #jumanji #game board

[zalrb]

Here Is The Thing About Movies Now Vs. Then

There is a certain darkness to ‘90s movies, which is just not the trend right now and as a child of the ‘90s, I prefer the former.

So, for instance, Hocus Pocus 1993 starts with the witches murdering a child by sucking her life force

like they dance in front of her corpse because they’re younger

her older brother failed to save her

and calls the sisters hags and so his punishment is to live forever as a cat so he can always remember his guilt for not saving his little sister

and when the mob from the village comes to burn them, they hide the dead child under a blanket while yelling that they aren’t witches

it’s HILARIOUS because it’s SO dark but also slapstick just like when they’re about to be hanged, the boy’s parents just want to know what happened to their son 

and she makes a joke

Like, if you think about it that’s pretty fucked up.

This Hocus Pocus starts with Winnie not wanting to marry a boy and setting some houses on fire

In the original movie when it’s current day, Max and Dani are being hassled  and get their candy stolen

Max gets merked

Thackery is murdered but then comes back to life because he’s an immortal human in a cat’s body

they kidnap Dani

like it’s a Halloween movie.

Hocus Pocus 2 is a movie that happens to take place on Halloween. There’s an undercooked storyline about friendship and an obligatory heavy-handed lesson about being sensitive to others’ differences with a dash of the power of sisterhood at the end. There are, like, one or two cool visuals and some atmospheric shots

but overall it’s very safe and very sanitary. It’s like what they did with Aladdin. From two other posts of mine:

So I watched the “A Whole New World” clip for the Live Action Aladdin

and I get that the live action isn’t going to be the exact same as the cartoon but one of the things that I really loved about the original animation is the dark sense of humour. So before Aladdin takes Jasmine on the carpet ride, I kind of love that Jasmine thought Aladdin killed himself because she told him to jump off a balcony

and the fact that they changed that is unsurprising but still has me like, eh.

[..] and one of my favourite parts of the animated version is that when they’re on top, we see Jafar and Iago humiliate the people, namely Jasmine

and the sultan, who they thought looked down upon and humiliated them, which included Iago shoving crackers down the sultan’s throat.

I do understand that the above scene might be considered too dark (it’s probably why I love it so much) but this Iago is just a parrot that literally did not need to be there.

Or it’s like the original Jumanji, I answered an ask about why I considered the original dark and the full post is here but an excerpt:

imagine being a kid who watches her friend being sucked into a game and then is chased out of the house by bats

And no one believes you when you explain that your friend is gone because he was sucked into a game so then you have to go to therapy to convince yourself that what you saw was impossible because it technically is impossible and you even change your name because you don’t want to be associated with ANYTHING about that night because it was the night you saw your friend get sucked into a GAME but then he comes back twenty years later and asks you to continue playing that game and you legitimately think you’re having a psychotic episode

and then you have the remake --- and don’t get me wrong I absolutely adored the first instalment of the remake, Jack Black was hilarious --- where, like, yeah you can potentially die in the game if you lose all of your lives but there aren’t really any nuances or implications that make you go, that’s pretty fucked up once you think about them, it’s just a fun movie

which is, I mean it is what it is but I definitely finished Hocus Pocus 2 thinking it left no impression

#hocus pocus #hocus pocus 2 #aladdin #jumanji #Youtube

[trashland-llamas]

It can be cruel, poetic, or blind. But when it's denied, it's violence you may find.

Justice

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The Batman // Glass Onion // Cars 2 // Theodore Roosevelt // Goonies // Jumanji Reboot // Scooby Doo // Danni Sanders // Hercules Poirot // Mr. Rogers // Foghorn Leghorn // Parent Trap // Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

#web weaving #glass onion #the batman #the goonies #jumanji #scooby doo #not okay #agatha christie #cars 2 #mr rogers #looney tunes #parent trap #theodore roosevelt #charlie and the chocolate factory

[maxwell-grant]

Was kinda interesting watching Aquaman 2 do that thing Hollywood movies do where a villain barks orders in an non-English language to signal to the American audience that they're foreign and scary, except this time the actress doing it was speaking portuguese so I actually understood everything she was saying and it was just weird and abrupt. I guess they just told her to translate and say the lines in her own language but didn't direct her how to adapt the dialogue accordingly, so she ends up just telling the henchmen to pick up a guy in a very stilted formal factual manner while everything's exploding around them, that was kinda funny.

#not criticizing or blaming the actress here she was allright #it's Aquaman 2 nobody was on their a-game here #anyway movie was actually okay #not the worst thing I had occasionally fun times watching it #by the DCEU standards it was actually pretty good #for better or worse it felt way more like a Monsterverse movie for most of it #you can almost exactly pinpoint the scenes made when it was a major blockbuster sequel project #and the ones they made not giving a shit anymore knowing this was their last dance and just having fun with it #plenty of the ones in the latter are even some of the best in the movie #just Momoa and Wilson dicking around Jumanji sets #ending is very schmaltzy and optimistic and you can pick that and the enviromentalist angle #as what Momoa contributed to the writing because it feels very much an actor writing their hero character's finale thing #not complaining about it tho I find that kind of stuff interesting even if it isn't good #I mean why not go with that at this point #fuck it let's rip off a subplot from Black Panther and end with a limp imitation of the Iron Man 1 ending why not #Aquaman Saves the World and Patrick Wilson Eats A Cockroach and that's how the DCEU ends #honestly a more dignified fashion than it ever deserved to end

[alwayscaskett810]

#Jensen Ackles #Gen V #PSA #Gen V Spoilers #Jumanji #Soldier Boy #I love these screen shots #I love this man #Slipped right back into this role like he had never left #He looked absolutely gorgeous #Loved the 2 minutes he was on screen

[punster-2319]

#polls #2019 in film #avengers: endgame #the lion king #frozen 2 #spider man: far from home #captain marvel #joker #star wars: the rise of skywalker #toy story 4 #aladdin #jumanji: the next level

[chaoticlad]

Alright. I did finish it-

Yeah. I’m going to make more.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 au #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #jumanji

[adriles]

We All Know That Warrior King Who Fucking Sucks

#agamemnon #<3 he sucks so bad i want to kiss him with tongue #there r 2 seperate tweets from dril that follow this framework #we all have that friend who fucking sucks #and then the previous one which i used for hubris #We All Got That Friend Who Think Jumanji Is Real #actually no im wrong #3 different variations #cause there is the one that is like #We All Have That Friend: We All Have That Friend Who Looks At Porno

[desthen]

Jumanji isn't evil. Jumanji just wants to play a dangerous game with big stakes. It's not it's fault people keep not finishing the games. No one even dies in it for sure. Maybe it's just having a laugh about life or death. God forbid women do anything

#Watched the the first 2 jumanjis today #Still havent seen the 3rd one but soon #Jumanji #Jumanji just having a laugh #It's fine

[starrywangxian]

hi, i have written my big ass long post about my thoughts surrounding the finale and now i feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders so i'm ready to interact with the fandom again. prepare for the spam!!

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #starrywangxian #honestly i was so scared to go on tumblr for ages bc i had so many emotions #even gifs of rhys darby in jumanji almost made me cry ksdjsdksd

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

obsessed with seeing what gay feelings i had in high school. very funny

#i literally only ever published 2 pieces of fanfiction but i have a folder of 7 others #most are literally just once sentence/idea that i never actually wrote #the superbat one is the longest its abt 3/4 of a page but the only other 2 that have at least a paragraph #are femslash for the new jumanji and for frankenstein HEELPPPPPPPPPPPP #OHHHHH HIGHSCHOOL ME……

[brokenhardies]

The Arbiter Face Claims

Asa Butterfield (as a child) - James Smith I

Odeya Rush - Jane Doe/Jane Smith II

Sophie Cookson - Jane Smith III

Tarjei Sandvik Moe - James Smith IV

Aimee Lou Wood - Jane Smith V

Chandler Kinney - Jane Smith VI

Zazie Beetz - 'Renee Clayton'/The Arbiter

#OC: Jane #OC: James #story: life on mars #i struggled sooo much w no 4 #while my original actor fit for him #he didnt have that much resources #plus he was like... 5 when the first capaldi season aired lol #tarjei fits better lol #and this makes up for me dropping that jumanji oc who had his fc #tbh i hate how our first 2 look like genderswapped versions of each other that was NOT the plan #caps tw #the plan was for no 2 to have brown hair brown eyes #but i picked the wrong fc for that and im attatched to her current fc #then we get cookson and moe to make up for that #and wood and finally kinney! #i love the fugitive arbiter #i figured the arbiter would be a fitting name for her future incarnation

[videodead]

I once again need to point out that 1995 was an ELITE year for films!

#1995 #THE year #babe #it takes two #casper #dracula dead and loving it #father of the bride part 2 #the brady bunch movie #Ace Ventura when nature calls #jumanji #casino #heat