#just a baby committing murder

[the-senates-one-fear]

The attachment between a star wars fan and their silly lil evil mass murderer

Here's mine add yours

#hes my lil guy #my silly lil babygirl #just a little lad having playtime #just a baby committing murder #cad banes my other #their so silly #star wars #the clone wars #tcw #darth maul #star wars maul #star wars darth maul #sw maul #sw darth maul #cad bane #tbb cad bane #tcw cad bane #the senates one fear's dumpster fire

[padawansuggest]

Personally, I think Obi-Wan should brawl with Cody. Not flirting, not sparring, but straight up trying their best to kill each other. Because I think Cody is the only one who’d survive that, but also I just feel like Obi-Wan would thrive having someone around to try and kill, and the only people he’s been able to do that with are Quinlan and Siri, and not even Anakin because Anakin is his student, and didn’t grow up being left in warzones by his master and have to learn to break every rule possible to survive.

But I think Cody and Obi-Wan could fight, like cats staring each other down while their tails move fast and you immediately start filming cause you know you gonna see them attack in a second and it’ll be like watching a WWE show with a bit of them embarrassing themselves mixed in. A good show.

Anakin and Rex tho?? They Wrassle. Like kittens. It’s cute and you have to film it because they hissin and then they fell asleep mid-match. If Ahsoka wanders by she gets pulled in for a cuddle nap.

It’s not the same vibe but all versions are amazing.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #clone wars #anakin skywalker #commander cody #captain rex #ahsoka tano #clones are cats #Jedi are cats #codywan #rexwalker #Obi and Cody are made of sunshine of course they wanna commit murder on each other #just like how Cody would like to kill Wolffe. he’s too baby and gives Cody aggression #not cuteness aggression tho that’s Plos job

[nowwheresmynut]

...

Be the change you want to see in the world ig

#babyjail au #just blacklist this if youre not ready for me to send this child to juvie #but lbr AA canon would have edgeworth convicted for a crime he (didnt even) commit when he was 9 #so they probably do have juvie for baby murderers #anyway #ace attorney #miles Edgeworth #phoenix wright #gregory edgeworth #franziska von karma #artwork #aa by me #cw: sad miles edgeworth #junior police trainee gumshoe cleaning his cell #riverdale my beloved this ones for u

[vintrage]

71st games interview fit for a weepy baby (or is she!??!?!?)

#johanna mason #the hunger games #catching fire #thg series #thg fanart #mine.png #YES this is not the hot grunge pnw princess we know and love i did that on purpose!!!!!! #when jo commits to a ruse she fuckng commits….. the capitols gotta think she’s a weak innocent little baby? #she will look the part. what do u mean i have to murder i’m literally just a girl

[milimeters-morales]

here’s the original post (instagram), the constant sound of shooting and bombing is awful.

#palestine #seen many videos of palestinian mothers crying over the bodies of their babies which range in age #my heart goes out to Duaa Obaid and her little girl Sama (seemed to be no older than 2) who was murdered by Israel #and the countless other mothers that have had their children beaten abused raped killed and stolen from them #and the mothers who had motherhood ripped away from them. they’ve no doubt lost fetuses from the constant terror theyre experiencing #not to mention the diseases and sicknesses that are spreading and will still affect the population years after palestine is freed #and the men and boys that are constantly stolen from their homes or whoever they had ran to after their homes were ransacked and attacked #and humiliated killed raped abused dehumanized pissed on #they are all suffering and it’s clear that it’s just plain genocide that Israel is commiting.

[chiwhorei]

Men will always find insane ways to disappoint you.

#babble.dollie #I’m absolutely furious right now I want to commit a murder #baby daddy drama is so foul and wretched #seeing someone you considered one of the most significant friendships in your adult life just #morph into a fucking monster #I am second guessing everything right now- how I view the world #how I trust people #*well how I trust men specifically #which was already not something I did often anyway #all of the stereotypes are true by the way #of the dead beat dad #I literally watched a man go from the most devoted father in the world #to a fucking ghost in his child’s life #this is a men hating blog now #real life men are done they are over #and if the two most important little souls in the world to me weren’t in the middle of this #I would be crawling across states to find this mfer and fucking rip his neck open with my teeth

[monpetitchattriste]

Cataclysm!

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #miraculous #chat noir #my art #he is so adorable #but ready to commit murder #he is just a baby girl #miraculous fanart #this is day 10 of doing art almost everyday lol

[cat-attack1701]

CW BLOOD!!!He’s just so happy to commit brutal murder in the name of science!

Clean Version: x

#or just to commit brutal murder tbh #he's like that #tf2 medic #scary yet baby at the same time #get you a man who can do both #tf2 #team fortress 2 #my art #catattack1701 #tw blood #cw blood #tw gore #tw implied death

[stiltonbasket]

nie zhuyan makes soaps on the regular after moving to Gusu to marry a-yu? A lot of them go towards various people or groups in Gusu (family members/friends, the baoshi, etc.) though he sells some of the special ones.

I forgot that Nie Zhuyan actually learned how to make soap at some point, so when I came back to this ask, I thought he was making...soaps.

#as in...soap operas #the lan theatre enjoyers are used to terribly romantic tales of hardship and star-crossed love #now here comes nie zhuyan writing soap operas for the caiyi playhouse #random lan disciple 445 used to go to caiyi to watch the butterfly lovers and now the playhouse performs nothing but NZY's latest soaps #babies are getting switched at birth #character x had VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION to share but now they have amnesia #homme and femme fatales are everywhere you turn #everyone's unproblematic fave just committed murder but it was REALLY their secret twin! #random lan shixiong is in tears #he just wanted to watch the cowherd and the weaver girl for the 6457th time was that too much to ask?? #nie zhuyan banging out yet another thrilling soap: yes. yes it is. #asks #nie zhuyan

[sparingiscaring]

Did my first Mask playthrough with the update- it's satisfying. That's the best way to put it! You can do so much, unlock locations item, and dip your fingers in so many pies... it feels fuller! It feels more like the history, of London.

Like, of COURSE my PC, Miss Robin would set out to marry Griz, and be swayed by Milton. Of COURSE she would meet a certain Entrepreneur with Tentacles with a different name, and fail to set up his business quite yet, but instead broker a future for the Rubbery Men in London. Of course she would turn to the plan with Parliment, when the murder investigation seems to be going nowhere. Of course she'd write a manifesto against the Masters, and yet still see Pages as a brother, just in the way she does Archie. Of course the ceiling would open, and the sun would kill many.

It's delightful. It's wonderful. It's weird and it's amazing. I adore it, now.

#when i am asked to make a character #i make a contradiction #before this. it was too settled. either you were doing Badly at a lot of things or just Really Good at two things #but now??? #now i feel like a protagonist in a fallen london game #and i am allowed to be complex and have contradictions #I care for griz! for her inexperience in romance! for her want be efficient and practical! how it ties into her character! #i feel charmed by milton! i also love virginia in this! she's such a bitch to me! she's great! #i used to hate pages but honestly i'm endeared by it! unfortunately! especially after the window situation and it's fear for your life! #archie!! baby boy! lil guy! criminal! #i still have no clue who committed the murder! #i have stopped trying to solve it! because things are going great! #it's fine i'll do it eventually but! i can get distracted! i can save him other ways! #motr spoilers #mask of the rose #also FERRET #i love them #i SWEAR my friend i'm going to get those rats in the church for ya NEXT TIME #also storycrafting is still! #so! #fun!

[fy-soukoku]

I love bungou stray dogs fandom

"Oh [this character] is just itty bitty baby 🥺. little guy 🫣🥹. put in pocket and protect💖😢"

friend, that is a criminal. that is a super terrorist. they would kill you.

#to quote danny motta “hey arent you that super terrorist edgar allen poe” #'i just want to protecc chuuya what a little guy' that little guy has committed so many charges of murder the court system is broken #'dazai is wittle baby' dazai is canonically committing tax fraud. and murder. #i am guilty of it too. 'awww Akutagawa what a cute little guy“ my dude he would snap my neck for looking at him wrong #even kenji aint innocent #bet he steals pies from windowsills all the time #no one says anything bc of his brute strength #HE PROBABLY THINKS THEYRE FREE #bungou stray dogs

[brookheimer]

……starting to think a lot of you do not know what the word empathetic means

#i have a lot to say about this but it is going to have to wait a few days until i’m no longer up to my ears in work #but here’s a little thing to tide you over: empathy does not a good person make #a capacity for empathy is in no way a capacity let alone willingness for good #empathy and intense horrendous cruelty are not mutually exclusive #if you think that evil comes in a single form if you think evil is just pure callousness coldness spot-it-a-mile-away inability to love #then no fucking wonder people keep doing evil terrible things like in real life and your response is always ?! W hat ?! #shocking: terrible evil people are still people. they are not robots of pure malice. they were once babies with coloring books #that’s not saying we should feel bad for them or anything at all!!! just that you guys seem allergic to acknowledging that it doesn’t take a #category 5 sociopath to commit an atrocity #everyone go read arendt’s banality of evil and go watch act of killing by joshua oppenheimer #no wonder trump keeps winning. y’all don’t view his supporters as people with any qualities other than Racism #like i know this is a fictional character but the response here is so indicative of this much broader issue that makes me want to scream #i get it. you’ve lived in a bubble your whole life and never interacted with people vastly different from yourself and had to acknowledge #their personhood as much as their viewpoints disgusted you. talk to a conservative once in your life it might be mind blowing #not bc you’ll be like WOAH :o THEYRE NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL! no!!!!! because they ARE that bad and they are also regular normal people!!!!! #you are all so incapable of viewing anyone you dislike as having internal lives! christ! #this is how trump won! how do you not see this! #seriously go watch act of killing go watch anwar who murdered hundreds of people in cold blood warmly scold his grandchild for poking a duck #too hard. like the most horrifying part of horrible ppl who commit atrocities is that they aren’t caricatures of evil #we wish they were it would make it easier to understand #agh i’m rambling i’ll shut up #god watch ppl be like Uh why are you defending trump/genocide/fascists etc #dumb fucks i’m telling you the most terrifying part about those people is that they are actually people that’s what makes it so hard to #comprehend bc atrocities are so much easier to swallow when you can pretend a force of pure evil is behind it #okokokok good night lol

[rosymorns]

being obsessed w ur dnd character is so taxing. literally five people in the world know about her and only half of them care.

#im kidding i think my whole dnd party does care about valerine. #the dm threatened to Main Character-ize her like he did kayne last campaign (jokingly) #i will tell u about her. i am compelled to. #i have had the idea for a character who was raised as an oracle in a cult and escapes for years and i broke that concept out. #this campaign takes place like 200 years after an apocalypse. like basically nukes. some dwarvea fucked around & opened portals 2 the hell #*hells. and i was like. ohhhhhh u know what would be fun. if valerine was from BEFORE the apocalypse. #basically she foresaw the apocalypse happening and her dad freaked out and panicked and murdered her #and then coerced or convinced. she doesnt know. the rest of the cult built up around her into committing suicide. #and then her planetar mom who is fat and very powerful but was forced away from the material plane by the apocalypse #finally gets enough power 200 years later to resurrect her baby. #and valerine wakes up in what used to be the place she did her prophecying. it is now a crypt. #she wakes up and has to piece together what happened and why her mom brought her back. #and she was raised in! yknow! a cult! she has no way to make it on her own. #her cult is based in the worship of selune but. and this is corny. selunes symbol is like the eyes w the stars around it? #valerine's cult is just the stars. bc val is the 'eyes'. or whatever. #anyway this is fun because we have ANOTHER aasimar who worships selune in the party. i think theyre gonna have a fun time. #carly.txt

[kakusu-shipping]

YES I have been a Mauga/Baptiste/Sombra polycule truther for actual literal years now and yes I will continue to be unhinged about their dynamic but what if

Maximilien/Mauga Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby

#Mauga #Maximilien #Overwatch #What even is the just Mauga/Baptiste ship name? Someone lemme know I wanna look it up to spam reblog after posting this #I don't know why this hit me like a truck I just love an Unhinged sugar baby #Commit all the murder you want babygirl daddy's got the chief of police under lock and key <3 #DO YOU UNDERSTAND????? #Everyone stop shipping Max with Omnics (and Widowmaker) exclusively #I think he deserves to get obliterated by the biggest wildest character in the roaster #They should fuck nasty you all don't understand my vision #fuck shit hang on where's someone to make a moodboard when I need them

[nightingaletrash]

Tallis stomped on the special tadpole right in the Emperor's face and he called her an 'absolute horror'

My guy, have you not been paying any attention to who you're dealing with?

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #tallis devranne #durge #the emperor #like sure i just ground your baby into the floor with my heel but consider this #tallis has canonically drowned her butler in the guts of a victim that they were vivisecting #she gutted alfira in her sleep #she and gortash were fucking at one point #murdering babies is probably boring to her because they can't even run away #murdering a stupid special worm baby isn't even a drop in the ocean of the atrocities she's committed

[aewrie]

hot take incoming !

i'm in favour of ppl being allowed to have their headcanons esp when canon is ambiguous at best, but also, to me personally, between

1) Ghost is adult/comparable to one, just small

and

2) Ghost is a small child and therefore we have a toddler running around slaughtering just about everything in their path & experiencing a good deal of grievous injuries on a regular basis if not 'dying' from time to time, and not one adult around them takes issue with this, and some even enable this behaviour

...the latter sounds significantly more fucked up when i think about for longer than two seconds

#to be clear i love fictional carnage #let the baby (figurative or literal) commit Murder #just if we're gonna start analyzing shit let's do it all the way in both directions #children + gruesome acts of violence on a regular basis is a messed up combo who would've thought #i saw a passing shadow of wank on twitter. i move on. i am at peace. i check tungle. *deep sigh* fuck it #yourebabblingjulle