#just be careful
maybe it’s a violation of jack’s autonomy not to let him change himself into a toddler have you thought about that
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Stevie [flipping through her textbook]: See what I mean? You have good parent material.
KD: Don’t make me regret this.
Stevie: I’m just saying! If you asked my parents what classes I’m taking, or what I want to major in, or what I want to do with my life, they’d just look at you like a deer in headlights. They don’t care. The really fucked up part is my dad’s a teacher. An elementary school teacher, but still, you would think he'd value his own kid’s edu–
KD: I really don’t have all day.
Stevie: Oh my god, just take the compliment!
KD: Thank you for your incredibly misplaced and inappropriate compliment, my new-hire who I can let go of at any moment.
Stevie: Was that so hard? Now... How do you feel about one dimensional kinematics?
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I've been following you since the x-men camp days, never once have you dropped a dud, keep up the good work salior
charlie, you have been here so long you basically are timesharing this blog, let's be real lmAOO
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Vampire should have more pride in himself as a vampire…
Bonus: sticky me leg out
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DJASKdsa tIME TO BE GAY ON MAIN, HERE’S LIL OPPO DOODLE, SPECIFICALLY FOR @sodasyrup sakJDASJ MIGHT MAKE MORE LATER TONIGHT IF IM IN THE MOOD B)
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Loki: YOU WATCHED MY WHOLE LIFE?!?!
Mobius: At first I did not know it was your memories, I thought it was a very sad self-directed film starring you.
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3 mil is a lot mr boo :))
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Somedays I just remember the fact that Wilbur Soot, after seeing someone poke fun at Dream apologists, went “oh yeah I’ve read up on apologist discourse”, went “a lot of the fandom doesn’t realize no character is definitively good or evil”, went “Dream apologists get things right and wrong like apologists of every other character” and I feel so validated.
He really saw someone mock us and basically went ‘being a Dream apologist os as valid as being an apologist of any other character’, and although I’ve been a Wilbur fan for very long now because of how incredibly talented, besides other things, he is and how much nuance and efforts he puts into everything he does, for this alone I am going to have nothing but appreciation for him until the day I die.
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being a human sucks i'm just a fanfic consumer now
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More virgin bois is what you're saying, right????
Virgin Atsumu who always swears he's had sex but obviously he's lying
Virgin Atsumu who tries to stall when you finally get him in the palm of your hands he's blushing like a mad man
Virgin Atsumu who ngl seems like a fucking pro at going down on u
Virgin Atsumu who I bet jerked off alot before realized it doesn't compare to the real thing now
Also just self indulgent fucking virgin Atsumu in public for his first time and he's attempting to be quiet
god the thrill of taking someone's virginity, ngl I miss it 😩
and the ONLY thing I might like more than virgin!Kageyama, might be virgin!Atsumu 😍
virgin!Atsumu who religiously forgot about the perks of "fangirls" part of volleyball in substitute for actually connecting with other people. So he's into his 20's and stable in the MSBY roster before you two meet.
virgin!Atsumu who thought he had a dirty mind until he met you. Everything you do turns him on. The sexual frustration is real but he's too much of a hot mess to process it
virgin!Atsumu who sucks on his fingers to keep himself quiet while he jerks off to the thought of your fingers in his mouth or even your hand around his cock
virgin!Atsumu who's a babbly mess as soon as you wrap your legs around him and keep him inside you. Cum or not he's out of this world sensitive
virgin!Atsumu who gasps the first time he cums inside you and can't help the little bit of drool roll out of his mouth just bc it felt so good
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jEss NeVeR eVen BoTheReD tO mAkE pLaNs WiTh RoRy
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this is my husband, armor stand
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So I’ve been quiet here for a few weeks for a lot of reasons, not the least of which you can see in my last post, haha.
Things there have cleared up, mercifully, but for a few reasons I’ll be probably lowkey MIA here in the future too. I’ll still come back and post when I get the Undertale bug- it’s never gone away, in truth, even if my active art inspiration is shifting- but I’ll be far more sparse.
For ReasonsTM, I have a new blog/live elsewhere on the internet now. If you’d like to follow me there - it’s a lot of mass effect rn, but other art too- it’s @lethalhoopla here and on twitter.
Thank you SO much everyone who has been with me here! You’ll still see me pop up in notifications under this username now and then if we’re mutuals, and I hope to see at least a few of you there~ no hard feelings if not and if you were only here for the undertale content. This blog will always be here, as long as Tumblr stands, heh.
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is it just me or is dilfza kinda weird to say considering what dilf means...
people like kisuke uraharas tits idk what to tell u
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ive seen this in a lot of fics, billy saying that if anyone has to die it should be himself bc no one will miss him or whatever and now im getting a little emotional about billy dying in starcourt then waking up in a hospital bed to find max in one of the chairs next to his bed and once she sees that hes awake she like jumps up and just says "you awake!" in a teary voice before hugging him tight around his neck and he can barely hear what she muttering into his neck and then a nurse or two come in to check on him and she has to get off and he sees her crying and thats when it hits him that she misses him and wanted him back and he just doesnt know what to do with that
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This is your periodic reminder to not insult my work by outright comparing it to another artist/concept/au, especially if it’s centred around d s m p! I’m not interested and will block you!
Thanks for all the love on the gifs yesterday, though. 💞
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I love how Jon is there not doing anything at all, like Damian is fighting a bunch of Ninjas and Jon is not even blinking when they try to hit him.
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guys talk to me about moreid i can't stop thinking about them
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me @the commentators while watching yuzuru hanyu skate:
me @the commentators while watching nathan chen skate:
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