Finally opening my farm clexa sims save since fucking August!!!!
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The Career-driven Emancipated Woman Can Barely Boil Water trope is extremely sexist and white feminist. I've been waiting thirty years for feminism to move past this classist girlboss bullshit and I'm clean out of patience. Even aside from the gross devaluing of traditional female labour, grown-ass adults should be able to feed themselves and their families regardless of gender. If you're abled and have had the resources to learn basic life skills but you've elected not to because you think you can always pay people to take care of your ass, you're a privileged nitwit who's trying to weaponize incompetence.
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When I tell you I like red flags...
♪ 'I'm only human, after all...' ♪
Sorry if I whitewashed Mehmed a little bit btw, it's cuz of the filter I'm using!
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Them: Kissing is so romantic!
Aros: Did you know the human mouth has more germs than a toilet seat?
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sasuke, saying his vows: you’re the only one that i’d ever even consider that might be able to beat me in a fight
naruto, tearing up: omg….sasuke…..
sakura, also tearing up from the audience: this is the least romantic shit i have ever seen in my entire life i hate them so much
literally everyone else watching: what the fuck…….
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Nothing like reading a clyde-side fic and diving into a small, isolated town with an unsettling yet welcoming secret. Flashes of iconic imagery with a rich interior. Well-researched, with that perfect splash of history to prove that Capitalism is at the root of all evil. God bless!! God bless!! God bless!!
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So is no one gonna talk about how hunger is literally the gay emo cousin
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Deidara: Danna, what religion are you?
Sasori: Nothing.
Deidara: So you're an atheist?
Sasori: Not exactly. I'd like to believe in the idea of a higher power, but, I'm a creature of science. I believe in facts, statistics, and verifiable proofs. But I suppose I'm open to believing anything.
Deidara: I guess I'm like that too, hm. Not for the science stuff but about being open to things. I don't think it's good to be made to believe in one thing, you know? It's -
*Hidan comes into the room*
Hidan: Are you fuckers shopping for a new religion?? Because I've got the perfect one for you! I --
Sasori: No, Hidan.
Hidan: But ...
Deidara: Nobody wants to hear anything about your damn phony Lord Jashin, hm!
*Deidara and Sasori leave*
Hidan: *pulls up his right hand, revealing a hand-puppet with white hair and pink eyes*
Hidan: That fucker had the audacity to call you phony, Lord Jashin!
"Lord Jashin": Destroy the non-believer!
Hidan, raising his scythe with the other hand: As you command, my Lord.
Kakuzu, sneaking up behind with a syringe of Hidan's medication:
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