Kirby fanfiction is the funniest thing in the entire world
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Name: Boxy
Debut: Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
Ever heard of "box"? "Box" is a container that we can put various things in. In our world, they do not bite us. Thank goodness! Kirby and the Amazing Mirror, however, decided to ask the terrifying question... what if a box COULD bite us...?
I am glad they asked this question, because Boxy is such a wacky creature! A living present, which grants the rare and beloved Magic ability. Presents and magic aren't THAT closely associated, but it still fits very well, I think. A pretty box containing something mysterious, given to You, for free? That is magical!
While not the most STRIKING part of the design, the most FASCINATING part of Boxy's anatomy is its tail. Or should I say its stem? If I had to give a present creature a tail, I would probably make that tail a ribbon, maybe a string ending in a little balloon, but this is an unmistakable PLANT feature! Is Boxy some kind of fruit? A CARNIVOROUS fruit? Maybe it was grown into a cubic shape like those funny watermelons for aesthetic purposes, and is now seeking revenge? One of its attacks is to spit smaller presents. Could these be its seeds?
Nope! That is not a plant embryo, that is a Waddle Dee! What a lovely present! Boxy's gifts contain all manner of things, which I guess ties into the Randomness aspect of the Magic ability. I hope one of the presents contains WAFFLEZ!!!1! lol
Maybe it's not a fruit, but Boxy still does seem to be a carnivorous plant, which is SUCH a delightful thing for a fangly cube to be. Maybe it uses its presents to tempt prey, like a real carnivorous plant's sweet-smelling nectar! Maybe that's the reason for the big ribbon on top, too! Or maybe she just wears it to be pretty. It's working!
Whatever kind of creature Boxy is, it is one whose goofy face gives it a whole lot of character! Just look at its expressions after crashing into a wall. This thing is ridiculous! Boxy, I could watch you crash into a wall and injure yourself all day. That's a compliment!
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i trapped him, do what you must
You make it sound like you want me to kill him
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Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #218
Metaknight (Kirby Series, 1993)
List Of Archetypes
Angst
Distinctive Voice
European
Eye Imagery
Glowing Neon
Intelligence
Long Cape
Mysterious
Nonhuman
Obscured Face
Power
Power Of Love
Technically Antagonist
Theme Song
One Winged Angel
Redeemed Villain
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Happy Halloween! It might be two months until Christmas still, but sign-ups for our secret santa event close in two weeks!
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what happens if kirby eats a scrub daddy
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Now that the final is released, I can upload my pic for the Magolor Collab!! Go check it out if you haven’t already, there’s so much awesome art in there and I’m so honored to share the stage with so many skilled creators!
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Susie, what are your opinions of Taranza, Magolor and Marx?
S: So.... yeah
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