#like I literally cannot with this movie anymore

[onismdaydream]

HIIII!!!!! it's me again, the most obsessed and horniest yuji lover!♡🎀

Didn't have anything to do today so I have been on tumbler looking for any yuji content I can get my hands on :p! And I am just OBSESSED with headcanons, specifically yuji as your boyfriend! AHH!!!

Like, how would he first tell you he likes you? How long would it take? Ugh, now me personally, I can only imagine having a movie night alone, megumi and nobara canceled ofc because they don't want to watch whatever bs movie yuji picks :(. And then so there you are, Both cuddled up on the couch, a little to close together, and he is just.. so flustered! But why? It's not like he likes you or anything! Well, turns out he does and he JUST realized. So when the two protagonists in the romantic comedy yall are watching suddenly confess, he can't hold it back! It just blurts out of his mouth..which would be a bad thing, until you reveal you like him back!♡

Idk, I just find it soo cute, and honestly totally something he would do. 🤷‍♀️. But then like, first date? Would he take you to eat, the movies, or maybe to the mall?

Now this one, I'm not too sure, to many options and I love them all, but he would DEFINITELY make it romantic and cute ><!

Okay, but now like one of the MILLION dollar questions is.... how would he act on your period!

I'm sorry, but every single small headcanon, or fic of how ANYBODY would treat you while ur on your period is straight up Crack to me. I NEED IT. I love the wholesome headcanons. 😔🎀!

I think.. he would notice that your acting different, he cares about you after all so he notices every little thing. So when he sees you look uncomfy or maybe rubbing you hand on your thigh, trying to relieve some pain.. he asks you what's wrong! And when you tell him, I feel like he would IMMEDIATELY do whatever you want to make you feel better. LITERALLY.

"Oh. Really? Is there anything I can do?"

Chocolate? In ur hands the second you ask. Meds for the pain, he's got them? Blanket? YES! cuddles? Okay, is that even a question? OBVI!!!

Second million dollar question is how/what he would do yalls first time. Last headcanon i said was crack, but this one is like all drugs COMBINED. I like to think it would be a makeout session gone to far..

That movie you played has a sex scene, which, really doesn't bother you or him.. or it usually doesn't. Today though, a small thought forms in his brain. How would you look? Sound? Smell? Taste? Feel..? And then it's akward, because you're so close, and his hand just starts massaging your thigh, and he has to kiss you! Which at this point in the relationship isn't like super surprising, I'm sure yuji loves to kiss you. But this one feels different, yujis face is just soo pink, and he almost can't keep his hands off of you! Cupping one cheek while pushing you down on the couch with the other, so he's on top.. then one of his knees pushes your thighs apart.. 🧎‍♀️

You know the rest.

But I also like to think maybe yall are making out, you on top of his lap, but you can't stop squirming! And it really isn't on purpose, you swear.. but yuji can only take so much, And eventually he can't hide his moans anymore!

Yeah idk I feel like humping n shit, maybe cummin in his pants is SO hot. UGH

I don't think it would really be planned..😋🎀

Also, I feel like he would be super flustered and kinda embarrassed with oral. In the sense that, he could spend hours between your thighs (we all know he's a munch), but the first time you ask to suck him off, he probably turns into a whiny mess.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THIS. Like- I'm sorry, but no matter how dominant or kinky people make yuji, which I won't lie I love, you CANNOT tell me this man doesn't whine or moan your name. You simply can't. LOOK AT HIM.!!! 🧎‍♀️🙏

I just, have so many thoughts and headcanons.. l can't control myself yuji headcanons are literally my drug. I love the subby ones, the Dom ones, fluff ones, smut ones... I DONT CARE. If a yuji headcanon exists, I WILL read it.

Omg, I have so much more but I have already made this soo long. I honestly just wanted to ask if you would ever make your own yuji head canons? Maybe you already have and I can't find it.. BUT LET ME KNOW!

I just HAVE to know what headcanons are floating around in that wonderful brain of yours!♡

Also so glad to see you liked my past rant♡♡!!!

I really hope you have a good day/night!!!! Make sure ur taking care of urself babes bc I can't survive without you><! 🎀

(Also sorry for any typos or whatever, this was 100% rushed because my fingers physically cannot keep up with all the thoughts I have of yuji.)

With a heart full of love, and a brain full of yuji,

-your horniest yuji lover!♡🎀

hi lovely <333

gonna put this under a read more so it doesn't take up too much space!

oooh headcanons are fun!! i don't post a ton, not for any particular reason, i just seem to gravitate towards snippets in established relationships.

omg yuji just blurting it out :(( what a sweetheart! he is mortified but i feel like he would try his best to play it cool, though his face feels like it's on fire from how flushed it is!! but then you tell him that you also like him and he visibly relaxes SO much and has the biggest smile on his face and he immediately wants to hug you and hold you close <3

i think for first dates, he would lean towards movies/mall, this way it's still semi-public. it's not that he doesn't want to spend time with you alone (he wants to soooo badly), but i think he thinks he has to take it slow and be sweet and gentlemanly. like he was definitely taught the "proper way" to court a girl by his grandfather, so he holds doors open for you and pulls out your chair and brings you flowers and stuff and its just so sweet of him idk. he might hesitate a bit for pda stuff, but once you give him the okay, he is constantly holding your hand or wrapping an arm around you!! maybe even asking for a kiss!! (side note: i think yuji gets all pouty when you forget to give him a goodbye kiss later in the relationship)

yes!! yuji would ABSOLUTELY be doing anything and everything for you as soon as he notices any symptoms or side effects. he's also the type to track your period on his phone lol just so he can prepare and give you some chocolate or whatever else might help! he is just like. the nicest and most caring boyfriend ever <3333

OOOH i love love love both of those for first time ughhh!! i have a fic i've been meaning to work on more but i'm just a little too fried to write much of anything, anyway its a dry humping fic with yuji because i just know he loves the feeling of it ! he can't even get embarrassed from cumming in his pants because it feels so good and he likes how dirty it is (he's a bit of a perv :3). BUT i also love the idea that he just can't help himself and he's so wrapped up in the moment that he doesn't even notice that his knee is pressing against your core... like he's licking into your mouth and grinding against you and you have to pull away because holy shit this feels great and you want more!! and it's kinda rushed and messy, barely taking clothes off but you both need each other so bad!!! (he makes up for it by taking his time with you for round 2 lol)

oh what i would GIVE to suck his dick... yuji is 100% super vocal in my opinion, like he cannot be quiet, which is why his mouth is always on you when he's fucking you! he's always kissing or biting or talking, so when you're sucking him off, he is left to just talk and make so much noise. whining and praising you because it feels so good to have your mouth wrapped around him <3 like imagine sitting between his strong thighs, looking up at him, and his eyes are half lidded, mouth open as he breaths heavily, tongue darting out to lick at his lips, muscles flexing as he tries not to force your head further down or buck his hips up.... ugh he's so hot...

i'd love to write more headcanons and other things for yuji!! its just a matter of me getting inspired or having the energy right now. work has been super draining for me so its been a little difficult to get my brain working lol but im hoping it'll pass in a few weeks

thank you for sharing these with me!!! i love hearing other people's thoughts and headcanons like its just so fun to see what's similar and whatnot :3

#.asks #.anon #yuji lover 🎀 anon #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuji itadori

[dontworryihaveyourblorbos]

Was reading Branch’s page on wiki fandom and found this (which made me rly sad)

“Permanent physical deformity.” Oof. Ouch. My heart-

But THEN

I saw that Floyd’s ears droop downwards too!!

Out of all of the bros, theirs are the only ones to droop downwards, which is SUCH a detail to me because it could mean two things 1. Floyd also lost his colors for a time off camera= youngest-gray-bros solidarity or 2. They just designed Floyd that way to be the most similar to Branch- which is SO CUTE in and of itself. So yeah that’s it that’s the detail

#trolls band together #trolls #branch #dreamworks trolls #trolls branch #brozone #realizations #trolls 3 #trolls Floyd #like I literally cannot with this movie anymore #why him ears sad :(

[quorras]

every time i see someone call tron 'cyberpunk', i lose ten years off my lifespan

#note to self literally never read letterboxd reviews of movies i like i cant do it anymore kdjfgkdssd #say you saw the movie and the plot and visuals went right over your head without saying it #like. in what world is tron dystopic?? cyberpunk in itself is an offshoot of dystopian fiction. tron is not about an imagined future #tron is about an imagined PRESENT. thinking about our PRESENT relationship with technology in relation to the times each film was released #tron is in equal measures hopeful and critical about technology. that is NOT cyberpunk #the only CyberPunk that matters in tron is the Tron2.0 character of the same name #i will admit that tron's plot is cyberpunk derived but its. idk man its not the same thing #thematically its different. visually i think tron shares developmental artists with blade runner where the cyberpunk visual stereotype was #- established #but blade runner is more pure cyberpunk thematically than tron is. does that make any sense #and. and. listen to me. i am number one retrofuture fan. i love syd mead. i love moebius. but listen. just because they worked on tron - #- does NOT mean tron is thematically OR visually retrofuturistic either!! the visuals match the time it was made!! thats not retrofuturism! #thats normal scifi based on the every day!!! #tron is a sandbox and at the end of the day anyone can do whatever they want its all just for fun #at the same time. the entire story of tron is being severely misrepresented when labelled as cyberpunk. and it makes me sad #these are very shallow thoughts i just miss literary thematic analysis sometimes. my film studies classes cannot come soon enough #rex speaks

[frecklystars]

god im so excited for the Barbie movie today. I might be a bit tense while seeing my triggers on screen but honestly I’ve been doing so so so well handling my ptsd the last few weeks and I'm very proud of myself!!!!!

there’s a few triggers I’ve been actively working on reclaiming and I KNOW I’m going to be okay watching the movie bc I am not letting anybody take this from me. I know I’m gonna wanna see it more than once. I even bought myself a cute pink skirt for it ;w;

#I’m gonna wear pink glitter in my hair too for opening night #woof #like i know im gonna be rly tense but i have been doing SO much better than i was just a month ago #if anything ill just be incredibly tense at first. but i genuinely think ill relax more as the movie progresses #bc ive been using grounding techniques for months and ive been working so goddamn hard to reclaim pink #WHICH IS SUCH HUGE PROGRESS FOR ME to think back to january when i couldnt look at pink at ALL #and i think seeing pink literally every single second for 2 hours straight in the barbie movie #is gonna also help my brain be like 'oh hey everything is fine' help it to become desensitized #bc ive been doing exposure therapy and im doing so much better than i was even just one month ago!!!!!!! #barbie is my girlfriend. and ken is my boyfriend. and i have two hands they can hold #god!!! you know how many barbies im gonna kiss!!!!! SO MANY #this is MY movie i have been so fucking excited to see!! its my number one favorite thing ive been looking forward to!!!! #i have wanted to see this! so! fucking! badly! and fuck anybody who tried to ruin that for me #i dont want ptsd to control my life #i feel like im riding a bull and gripping it by the horns while its trying to kick me off while im yelling Not Today Bitch #thats what trying to reclaim triggers feels like #but i can fucking feel it working i can feel myself getting better with some of these triggers i cant believe it #and i think just a year from now most of these triggers wont be severe anymore #which is my goal. i dont even need them to be cured completely i just want to function normally #cannot tell u how fucking unreal it is to have so many triggers that are like. normal everyday stuff #colors. clothes. phrases. transformers. im taking ALL of that shit back #STARTING WITH PINK ONE OF MY FAVORITE GODDAMN COLORS 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 #THE EMOJI LOOKS RED ON DESKTOP BUT THAT IS OKAY.

[lorephobic]

“Lovely. Smells good. It smells like Jacob. Weirdly. Nah, it smells good.” Barry on the red carpet last night. My love/hate relationship with the interviewers who keep asking him these type of questions is so complex like we get it and you need to stop right this second bur also PLEASE KEEP GOING 😩🙏

was literally talking with my work bestie today about how much i love hearing barry talk about jacob but if it’s a red carpet interview and u get the chance to ask him any one question in the world and u decide to make that moment about jacob??? sorry but u deserve to be shot.

ask jacob about jacob. this is barrys moment and barrys night. if ur not going to ask him an interesting question about HIM then go bother literally any other celebrity.

also if ur going to ask him about jacob at least be serious. this bathwater candle shit “describe jacob in three words” “what was it like when u first met him”, its all SO TIRED!!!!! NOBODY IS INVESTED IN THEIR LOVE STORY MORE THAN ME!!!!! but i would not be caught DEAD asking barry keoghan what the jacob bath water candles, that he DID NOT BUY BECAUSE HE IS NORMAL, SMELL LIKE!!!! WHEN WILL U PEOPLE LEARN WHAT A BIT IS.

#asks #u might as well ask barry what he thinks about timothee almost getting casted as oliver #because clearly u ppl do not understand jokes and cannot be normal and original #i love jacob SO MUCH!!!! i love that barry mentions him #and i love that he comes up with new wonderful things to say about him every single time he comes up #and i KNOW that theyr just doing it so they can get their tiktok clip #but it is so fucking. bleak. that this is what film journalism is becoming ykwim. #ur movie isnt even ur movie anymore #ur movie is actually about whoever the biggest star in ur movie is #and all of the press for YOUR movie is going to revolve around that person and ur relationship with that person #and its so easy to talk on and on about them when u love them but holy fuck! when do u get YOUR moment??? #is it at the awards show that ur costar didnt even bother showing up for? apparently not!!! #and if u ignore him it’s wrong and there’s drama but if u mention him ur feeding into it and it’s worse! #there is literally no winning!!! #congratulations barry #in every journalists eyes u are seemingly the most beautiful doormat that jacob has ever walked over #what was it like? what is it still like? can u describe him again? #committed to what? #to this? to this limbo that you both exist in? #congrats on the movie btw #LOVED it

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Oh shit I literally forgot I bought the first two twd comics last week

remember when I said I was done with all the zombie shit for now? hah. haha

#remembering that my lupin hyperfixation lasted 2 years #girl who was I kidding #I always gotta absorb myself in something until I literally cannot do it anymore #man speaking of lupin though I should get back to that now that I've had a break #I literally hit my limit 20 minutes into island of assassins like a year ago lmao #that movie was actually good but it's like the hand of god himself reached down and grabbed me

[grayraccoon]

Ok so question for all the people who get secondhand embarrassed a lot. Can you also not stand movies and have to just straight up walk away from a scene that you find embarrassing for literally no reason?

#I literally cannot stand watching movies in school anymore I die so hard inside #it's becoming a problem #like it's also gotten worse #every time we watch a movie in school I just cover my ears and don't look at the screen #it's hell #send help #embarrassed #actually autistic

[themoonking]

honestly? peter quill and gamora were one of the only mcu couples that had actual chemistry and i will always be baffled as to why they decided to write them out. like... the vast majority of mcu romances are boring and bland and forgettable but these two weren’t and now they’re gone :-(

#like basically every main character has had A Love Interest but i can count on one hand the amount of like. memorable romances #and the others are tchalla + nakia and scott + hope #and you know one of those is gone also so really we only have one good mcu romance #and i never watched quantumania so maybe scotthope isn't slay anymore as well so thats zero good mcu romances #someone please tell me that scotthope is still slay i couldn't bear it if it were zero good romances #wanda + vision were cute for a little bit but then she literally gaslit him for multiple episodes of television so #not exactly rooting for them any longer. i do think vision can be a fun character but like he deserves better #peter parker + mj are fine ig but honestly? zendaya was the only one selling me on their relationship for like 99% of it #british boy step up #thor + jane were good in thor 1 and 2 but love and thunder sucked ass :-( #clint + laura is like... clint was already a nothing character and they only kinda salvaged him with the hawkeye show #doc strange + christine (?) had potential in the first movie but although i never watched multiverse of madness #i haven't heard anyone talking about them like at all so i have to assume she either wasn't in it or they did nothing with her so #mcu #i speak #mcu critical #and tony stark is the most insufferable man alive so any romance involving him immediately takes me out of the movie #i cannot suspend my disbelief that far im sorry

[senseiwu]

I'm kind of in a rabbit hole rn and I just watched a video about that tucker Carlson dude I've heard about and they had some clips of him and

I know that voice

I've heard that voice many times from my dads phone

#i knew my dad has gotten worse since 2016 but. jesus #im shaking a bit ahaaaha.. #i literally cannot speak to him anymore because he just brings up politics and 'politics' #i cant watch things witu him becaise he has this 'checklist' he checks off on 'people that must be included in modern movies' #i feel like im goijg to throw up #he knows i cant think and i have seizures when i get stressed but yet when he was yelling at me about how disney ruined obi wan by #by apparently making him bi and i was trying to say things but #yknow. trauma #my brain shuts down when im being yelled at #and he goes 'see this is what the left does yoi have no argumemts' and i dont remmeber the rest because #my brain blocks things out #im scared for christmas i dont want to go there for christmas #i dont want to be like my brother and only use my dad when i need him but hes just so unpleasant to talk to #to be fair. im not asking him for money and i do help him as well #actually my dad is the one who asks me for money. #okay. i think im going to go warch some markiplier or something while i eat dinner #im glad i boyght pizza and ice cream cause jesus christ #a #and now ive started shaking #who the hell am i supposed to talk to about this #my stepmum apparently cant keep her mouth shut and neither can her daughter #im not close with my stepbrothers #my brother is very apathetic towards pretty much anythikg i talk about #i dont want to stress my aunt out she and her fiance have enough to worry about with the baby #granddad? hes. hes losing it. hes forgetting everything. its gwtting hard to jold a conversation with him #and no way in hell am i talking to my mother #ignore me #vent #i guess

[pepprs]

alright so i am a little more normal now because i had counseling yesterday and so im working onm y capstone and actually making fairly okay progress so far and i need to get it done by 11:59 tomorow and i dont know if i can but i cant think about that. also i am growing increasingly aware that while im not sure exactly how much time i have in this room the days and hours are quickly dwindling and i am not going to have any time to brace myself for the pain of unmaking it my room and also of losing all o fmy routines that ive had here that have allowed me things i very desperately need and wont get when im at home. so lole and lel to that

#purrs #i do not see an end to being in pain about any of the problems i am dealing with right now until july maybe if certain things go certain #ways. also i need to set a goal that by the end of 2022 i will be moved out because i cannot allow myself to sink into quicksand. becuase no #now i dont have the ball and fairy godmother to look forward to like this is cinderella when the clock is at 11:55 thats where i am right #now. and its like holy fuck. what is coming afterthis. and i still have this like final dance move to pull of fand the prince to kiss and wh #whatever idk i never watched the movie. but this is literally insane i dont understand how a person can live trough this and not be driven t #to insanity. i had stability here even if it was flawed and now im about to lose it and be dependent on everyone for rides again and not be #here for any more weekends and have to leave when someone else says its time to go and i wont be able to call this place home anymore. pain #and suffering even . and i have to take down all my butterflies nd lights and pack my books and empty my drawers... like wtf do i do with #taht. its the same horror i felt moving out and coming here and the same horror i felt leaving brighton. its just absolutely insane and i #have to do it at least one more time in my life after this. and theres no way its only gonna bet hat one time. but its like omgt his is wild

[belladonnafleur]

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#its the way that i have volunteer work tomorrow and I'm wide awake #like i SHOULD be sleeping so i have energy to interact w ppl but my brain is everywhere #my mood parkoured so much #first i felt depressed then i cried then i sat in bed eating a boba sundae while watching a shitty movie #then the boba sundae got too sweet for me #now im sitting here after scrolling thru yt reels which fuck yt reels #i kind of feel isolated from all of my friends as i sort of tune into my career/what i want to do w my life #like everything around me feels trivial bc I'm not doing what i want to do atm #anything that isn't related to my career feels so trivial #and im frustrated w one of my classes bc it feels like a group therapy session and i don't necessarily have the emotional bandwidth to be #vulnerable in that class? i just want to learn without having to feel pressured to traumadump #and ig i just wish i was free to learn on my own terms #instead of having to hold space for things that i literally CANNOT #also i miss my friends also some of them piss me off so much bc i feel like I'm literally just a walking set of genitals to them #its a lot to go into but I'm so frustrated and i want to be working :)) i don't want to be at school anymore #im screaming into the void

[starbuck]

the last few weeks have been SO crazy… legitimately do not know how i made it through.

#i am like. barely coherent at this point #ALL my brain power is gone #i cannot hardly put together a sentence anymore #tomorrow i am going to try to recover #also gonna do schoolwork #(cuz there’s literally ALWAYS schoolwork) #but otherwise gonna take it easy… try to keep it low-stress #maybe watch a movie or smth #get as much done as i can bc ultimately that’ll make me feel better #sleep with NO alarm on again FINALLY #the LUXURY of it all…

[incarnateirony]

Hermes: 🙂 What an excellent clarification of your question. So… here’s the thing. With a religion that is constructed out of folk-lore, you often have this problem where — Actually, you’ve been to the Winchester Mystery House, right? Greek history is like a crazy old lady that just kept spontaneously adding rooms onto the original structure in ways that may or may not make sense. There are trap doors, windows and cabinets opening into walls, doors to nowhere, or to a fifteen foot drop into the garden. Asking about the Cosmogeny is like asking to see Sarah Winchester’s “whole blue print” for the house.

I will gladly admit the stalemate. I am standing in a house drafted by a mad woman and hammered together by fools, but it is a wonderful old house. It is full of surprises and things that amaze. I will not move out of this house. I do not want to live in another house. I will grow old in this house, and if I have to, die in this house. You know what I miss, though? I miss the pounding of nails and the sawing of boards. I miss waking up every day to a new contradiction.

Maia, your boots are better if you bother to actually stick to them instead of mine.

You pretend not to know the name of the bird you first shattered the mask of 13 years ago--wait no twelve?, time is fake, whatever--you know what I mean--even if he did not know how to spell the sound of his name yet, or wasn't ready for this place yet. But I'm proud of him. I wish you could understand how much and why. He brought a lot of friends.

#you worked in construction #i'm just the janitor maam #i done told you that my whole life #most of the people on this ride will be fine #most #your radius is generally fucked #and i'm either fucked or immortal message still hazy #i still hide too sometimes #worst case big bro gets more wokesters #best case you get your head out of your ass and put on a crown instead of my busted old eighty second hand air jordans #and the “familiar voices” as work calls them will change #and the ones in my inbox disrupted by this #apologies but it's the world's worst cocaine bear movie we literally cannot take it anymore #this is generations now and the curve of worsening with each has been exponential #its supposed to be tartarus asphodel and elysium not honkai impact 3 #busted ass as they may be i worked hard for those fucking jordans #don't you have your own fucking nikes anyway #even if they aren't as big boss as selene's heels or whatever #like they were right there #we got all tied up again #IM HENRY AND I'M TIRED #DON'T MIND ME JUST PART OF MY BRIAN BLEEDING IN THE TAGS

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

literally all i have been doing the past two weeks is Wanting. they call me the wanter the way i'm wanting things i can never have

#yearning longing whatever you wanna call it #needing as well but to a lesser extent because you can only need to a certain degree before it becomes wanting. lusting for sure #i have not stopped since the year started and i don't see an end in sight yet. i literally can't even think straight anymore #i literally cannot do anything or get anything done i mean i'm bad at that usually but like i genuinely think i've lost it #and as someone who never had it to begin with... idk!!!! #it's like i'm afraid to lose focus on it as if it isn't a constant choice i keep making when i wake up #i must remember that i can give up anything if i decide to. everything could change tomorrow #not looking at him for 2 hours will not make the feeling go away... pls be convinced brain #because i have not been sleeping well </3 #and i'm becoming hard to be around again. people can just instinctively tell when i'm being weird #it is important that i be as realistic as possible while being the most deranged person on earth #wouldn't want to hurt myself again lmao... but i always do anyways so i just gotta let it happen #anyways i'm gonna try to watch harold and maude sometime today and also watch another movie bc we are only 4 weeks into 2024 #and i already fucked up the 'watch a movie a week' thing i've been doing LMAO all because i wanted to look at a man #i'm ridiculously fucking braindead #not upset about it tho that's just who i am. brain is fully developed in 2 weeks and 1 day so it's never gonna change sadly #atp growing and changing are not impossible but if i do not see a reward of being loved at the end of the tunnel i will end up dead #and it's fine it's all so fine

[h0neyfreak]

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#I literally hate [redacted profession] so so much I literally cannot get my friends in the same room anymore #and I know this applies to many jobs and capitalism in general #and to be extra clear I do blame the industry and not my friends #but I literally cannot get them in the same room anymore #no amount of planning and strategizing makes it so that they will actually show up #because time off is just straight up not a thing you just work and are available 24/7 #until you burn out and quit or switch to another firm or something #and because of many factors no one can just be like #‘no I haven’t slept in two days and I have plans you’ll have to wait’ so the Christmas movie ending thing obv not an option #not to mention the golden handcuffs and student loans #and I truly have to be chill and cool about it because they genuinely have no choice #but it sucks to plan something 3 months out and the week before everyone has random other plans they have to do instead #that are work related #I hate it so very much

[haitani-trash]

but the real autistic tragedy is guessing major plot points early on in your favourite media genre because you’re so good at pattern recognition that nothing is surprising or exciting anymore

#L speaks #I literally cannot be surprised by anything in horror anymore and I’m so mad about it #like #I guessed the main plot twist in squid game by the end of the first episode because it was so similar to Saw #I’ve just spoiled a horror book I’m reading because my favourite movie is the cabin in the woods and it’s playing out identically #It genuinely makes me so sad #like I can enjoy things but I’m no longer on the edge of my seat excited because I already know what’s going to happen half an hour in #horror geek #horror #autism #autistic #special interest #neurodivergent #actually neurodiverse