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derseprinceoftbd · 9 months

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An explainer for Homestuck, typed up on a Google doc for Reddit, and now transplanted onto Tumblr, with the hope of crossposting it onto Reddit. Most explainers I've seen utterly fail to get the tone of the series across, thus not answering the main question I see: "what is Homestuck *and why is it like this*". Why does it evoke the reactions it does? Why are so many things considered a reference? Who is Vriska? (I can't actually explain that one in under 3000 words, it turns out.) But, here's a briefer briefer (heh) on the subject of "What the actual fuck is Homestuck":

#Homestuck, A History;

Andrew Hussie, a person (now going by any pronouns) then known for various obscure things around the net, made an interactive reader-driven comic-type-thing called Jailbreak where he would draw panels demonstrating the events of the story as dictated by other posters in the thread, putting his favoured suggestions in the narration and responding in kind. The happenings and variables were influenced by his own strange brand of humor and set of fascinations, such as rap, the Starsky and Hutch movie and the cast thereof, horses, clowns, and H!rry P!tter as a cultural presence. He would eventually compile this, along with the unfinished followup, Bard Quest, on its own website.

The third installment of the so-called MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth, was a massive step up in production value, featuring impressive art and output speed as well as evolutions such as some pages being flashing gifs. This sort of thing was considered to be one of the best demonstrations of the potential of the internet. It ran for 1674 pages over the course of about a year.

Homestuck was the followup to that, running 8123 pages from April 13th 2009-2016 with numerous hiatuses in the latter half of that time. It featured such advancements as colored panels as default, videos with sound, small WASD-controlled computer games on various pages, and most importantly, actual conversations between characters, allowing them to become three-dimensional and truly sympathetic. (Hussie, it would soon be revealed, was heavily skilled at writing compelling and unique character voices and dialogue writing in general.)

Homestuck was definitely the most complex MPSA, with a grand overarching plot being integrated into the results of the actions of the readers. The plot revolved around an in-universe game called SBURB with the power to influence reality, sort of a Jumanji with time-travel mechanics that would soon be revealed to be the centerpiece of reality itself, a program that destroys the home planets of its players to motivate them to enter the world of the game and fulfill an unknown grand purpose, complete with millions of fully sentient NPCs.

Homestuck has been described as "a story that's also a puzzle", and this lens has gained authorial approval. This is the sort of story where the Author appears as a character to explain things to the audience, another character ends up changing the color of the site to his own scheme and narrating in his own voice, and the Author bursts through a literal fourth wall into the world of the story, hunts him down, and beats him with a broom. This is the sort of story where one specific person has killed another three times across multiple iterations of both themselves and the universe, and three of the killee are alive at the end, despite all of them being versions that were killed by the killer, who himself has one alive at the end, and both of those people have four-letter names, the first two letters of which are the same.

Eventually the suggestions from readers became so numerous and difficult that the suggestion boxes were closed near the end of the first year, but their influence carried on; one easy example is a character only seen from the top half initially being theorized on the official forums as using a wheelchair, a fact which would not only become Canon, but highly relevant.

The early MSPAs curated an audience through programming humor and 80s-90s film references as filtered through the styles of Terry Pratchett, Mark Twain, and the Something Awful forums, but the audience for Homestuck, due to the nature of the characters, was markedly different, especially after the Trolls showed up.

You've probably seen them.

The Trolls, initially presented as some extremely odd and bothersome fellows on the internet, were soon shown to be a race of grey-skinned, orange-horned aliens that had undergone a SBURB Session that they claimed had been influenced by the lead human characters. Trolls possessed multicolored blood in both organized castes and clear deviations, psychic abilities, unique typing styles, insectoid traits as opposed to hominid, near-universal bisexuality with the sole known exception being Sapphic, and a complex romantic system with its own symbols, comically vague-yet-comprehensive reproductive system, and of course, relationship dynamics.

I cannot express how perfect the Trolls were in terms of catching on. Tumblr loved these fuckers and it's not at all hard to see why.

It's also worth noting that this wasn't the only market-perfect part of Homestuck; Classpecting, the equivalent of Hogwarts Houses, featured a 144/168/288/336/384(depending on who you ask and what they count, I've always thought 192)-strong grid system of human personality traits that not only seemed eerily accurate as a personality mapper, but corresponded to what elemental powers one received in the game of SBURB.

So... yeah. Homestuck was an incredibly complex and engaging work in both plot and presentation, driven by a single incredibly talented and flawed creative voice above all, and which was perfectly made to attract a massive, unabashedly bizarre/proudly cringe, and notably largely queer fanbase across a younger internet. The style of presentation, art, and character writing was instantly recognizable and relatively easy to imitate, leading to fanfiction and even fanmade adventures galore, most of the latter hosted on MSPFA.com.

The main site for Homestuck is broken now-it's recommended that new readers download the [Unofficial Homestuck Collection](https://bambosh.dev/unofficial-homestuck-collection/), and starting with Problem Sleuth to ease into the format and writing is a pretty popular choice. The ending is also considered generally quite poor in a number of ways, particularly regarding unfollowed forshadowing and blatant abandonment of character arcs, with some fans even [making](https://friendlybatteringram.tumblr.com/tagged/altstuck) their own [works](https://mspfa.com/?s=44153&p=1) as [substitutions](http://mspfa.com/?s=12003&p=1). Few speak of the epilogues. Fewer still speak of the sequel.

Content warnings for Homestuck include: blood, clowns, dicks-out furry art in the background of like ten pages, brief black-and-white nudity, swearing, the R-slur, a joke about an acronym organically forming the F-slur, child abuse, discussed child abuse and homophobia, mocking of the disabled (as an unsympathetic action), cartoonish levels of sexism (as an unsympathetic action), mocking of otherkin, minor characters being racial stereotypes of Black (Meenah) and Japanese (Damara) people, minor characters being stereotypes of disabled people (Meulin and Mituna), a controversial and prominent depiction of blindness, underage alcoholism, written depections of noncon (as an unsympathetic action), jokes about pedophilia, and child grooming (textually 100% non-sexual, but sexually-coded).

Also: when I said the Trolls type weird, I wasn't kidding. Every character gets at least one color for their speech text, plus a pattern for how they type, generally worse for the Trolls, ranging from "no caps" to "British" to "drunk" to "ebonics" to "aLtErNaTiNg" to WH4T3V3R TH3 FUCK K1ND OF L33TSP34K BS T3R3Z1 1S DO1NG. So that's worth a warning.

And that's as abridged as you can get when summing up Homestuck.

#homestuck #andrew hussie #altstuck #tlcstuck #csau #crow strider au #Double-Death Of The Author #Homestuck explained #contains references to Priest-Scribe theory #explainer

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Nick Mag Highlights - Nick Mag Presents: The Fairly OddParents (Spring 2004)

Welcome, one and all, back to Nick Mag Highlights! Today we’ll be checking out an installment of the Nick Mag Presents magazine that’s all about The Fairly OddParents, from Spring 2004!

(Lots of two-page screenshots in this one, loading may be a little slow!)

For those unaware, Nick Mag Presents was a separate publication that ran alongside the usual Nickelodeon Magazine we all know and love. These books acted as a way for Nickelodeon to compile content from Nickelodeon Magazine that was based around a specific show or theme, and release it to stores. They would sometimes coincide with special episodes or Nickelodeon movies that were releasing around the same time. For example this issue we’re looking at today is based on a then-upcoming half hour The Fairly OddParents special, “The Big Superhero Wish!”.

Nick Mag Presents ran from 1999 to 2008, and presumably was a pretty successful venture for Nickelodeon. People I’ve talked to that didn’t have a Nickelodeon Magazine subscription still remember grabbing an issue or two of these compilations while they were out shopping with their parents. It was another way to deliver Nickelodeon Magazine goodness to people, and that’s quite alright by me!

But wait a minute, why am I covering a supposed compilation of old content, when I could just be covering the magazines the content came from? Well for one, someone requested it, and I’m a nice guy. Second, Nick Mag Presents was the way a lot of people experienced Nickelodeon Magazine and I think it’s fair to show it respect. And third, it’s not just a compilation of old content! Yes, there is new stuff to be found here, from comics that are way longer than the usual Nickelodeon Magazine fare, to exclusive articles and activities. There’s some particularly good stuff in this magazine, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Special Addendum

In my previous NMH post on Issue #150, I brought attention to a challenge Nickelodeon was hosting online and in-print to celebrate the 10th anniversary of SpongeBob SquarePants. Nickelodeon promised that if kids could triumph over each SpongeBob-themed puzzle they posted each month, they would earn the password to a “digital prize online”. Since I couldn’t find anything more regarding this contest and scans of 2009 Nickelodeon Magazine issues are scarce, I asked viewers for anything they knew about it, particularly that digital prize.

And… apparently there was no prize! Yes, allegedly from a fan, Nickelodeon eventually stopped bringing up the prize in their issues, and presumably then the only reward for kids’ expertise over the SpongeBob puzzles would be a fleeting sense of accomplishment. Thanks a lot, Nickelodeon! I’m not sure what was a more disappointing celebration for SpongeBob’s 10th anniversary: this, or "Truth or Square".

Alrighty, are we good? Good. It’s super-hero time!

You can read the magazine here, if you’d like. I always recommend it!

So, The Fairly OddParents, huh? Not much to say about it, really. Anyone reading this certainly already knows what it is! It’s an iconic show, being one of Nickelodeon’s longest running series ever, among the likes of SpongeBob SquarePants and Rugrats. That’s a tremendous accomplishment, and it’s definitely earned its place in the hearts of many fans. Even if its name has been sullied a bit by its infamously lackluster later seasons, Drake Bell-starring movies, and ridiculously bad live action reboot.

But forget about all that! This is 2004, baby! The show was on its fourth season and still pumping out veritable hits. Alongside the aforementioned “The Big Superhero Wish!” half hour special, we received “The Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour” in 2004, too! That might give you a better frame of reference for the kind of “average kid that no one understands” content we can expect from this issue.

…Oh, right, the issue! Let’s get back on track. As you can see the offerings are a bit slimmer than your usual Nickelodeon Magazine. That’s understandable, and besides, what these books lack in celebrity interviews they make up for in extra-large comics! Since these books made their money largely through in-store purchases, they’re able to forgo most of the ad space and give us more of the good stuff.

One thing I really like about these Presents issues is that they always start with an admittedly wordy but well-meaning intro to the issue and its content. For example, the Summer 2003 issue of Nick Mag Presents (also based on The Fairly OddParents) contains a spiel from Mr. Crocker featuring his usual comedic ramblings on the existence of fairies.

Taking a look here, this issue’s intro features … uh, sorry, who is this? Some sort of comic book nerd I don’t remember ever being in the show? Well, whoever he is, he’s got a point! Here I am, nearly 20 years later, pointing to these magazines as the pinnacle of magazine entertainment. Cheers to you, comic book nerd!

Hey, this is really cool! All this behind-the-scenes info and concept art is a welcome surprise. Not sure what it has to do with superheroes per se, but you won’t hear me complaining. I know Butch Hartman is a bit of a polarizing figure these days, but it doesn’t make me any less satisfied to finally hear why the main characters wore those stretchy shoe-pants combo clothes.

This is a fun activity, and I could definitely see it getting the creative juices flowing for any kid looking to play superheroes and supervillains during recess. It also doubles as a (debatably) subtle way to introduce readers to the main villains of “The Big Superhero Wish!” and hype them up for the special’s premiere. Hey, I guess that kind of self-promotion is what we’re here for, right? You saw the cover!

I really think a lot of the people at the Nick Magazine office had a soft spot for the golden age of comics, what with articles like these and how The Comic Book section in their regular editions often contained references to the same era. If I’m right, then it’s cool to see people revitalizing parts of their childhood for a new generation. That’s some proper upcycling!

Now, recurring readers may remember that in the last NMH post, I briefly mentioned another issue of Nick Mag Presents themed around Avatar: The Last Airbender. I brought up that apparently the team behind it was full of avid Avatar fans who were passionate about the series. I bring this up because what’s especially cool is that in a similar vein, the writer behind this article on superhero sidekicks, Frank Pittarese, is a former editor for both DC and Marvel Comics! It's always nice to see when Nickelodeon was able to put the right people in the right place when it came to their magazine content.

Ah, alright, alright, this is what you’re really here for, isn’t it? Comics were understandably the main selling point of these books, to the point that Nickelodeon even ran a couple of “All-Comic Special” versions of Nick Mag Presents that were completely made up of that sort of wonderful paneled content. I’m not really one for covering comics beat-by-beat on this blog. I think if they’re really worth reading, you’re better off reading them yourself! It’s not like they’re long, and I’m certain it’d be more entertaining than any summary I could throw at you. But hey, I’ll try my best! It’s not like I could just skip over more than half the book, could I?

Fun fact: There’s a coloring error on page 10. See if you can spot it!

This first one, understandably based on The Fairly OddParents, is a pretty straightforward affair. It’s still longer than anything you’d get in your usual Nickelodeon Magazine, though! Not to mention it’s also pretty authentic to the show’s heyday, which isn’t too surprising given that the team behind the comic has its fair share of The Fairly OddParents crewmembers in it. The writer, Jack Thomas, has 55 writing credits on the show to his name! That’s nearly as many episodes of the show as there are in the first four seasons combined.

I’ve gotta be honest here when it comes to my critique of a nearly 20-year old comic based on an episode of a children’s television show, though: the story doesn’t make much sense! At least, in the context of “The Big Superhero Wish!” anyway.

The episode has Timmy making a few ill-conceived wishes that end up creating a league of supervillains out of his greatest enemies, led by Nega-Chin, the arch enemy of his favorite comic book hero, the Crimson Chin. It’s a good episode with some pretty funny bits, but more importantly, it has an ending that wraps up everything and returns all of Timmy’s enemies back to their regular selves. In other words, it sounds like it’d be hard to make a promotional comic based on it! The story doesn't really have any downtime to insert a plot line that could’ve happened but the audience just didn’t see. And it’s not like they could have simply retold the episode, this whole book is for the sake of getting you to tune in! So, with all that in mind, I guess I can’t be too harsh on the odd premise, which now apparently has all the supervillains as sentient beings in a comic book? Did Timmy’s wishes mess with the fabric of reality so badly that it resulted in turning his teacher, babysitter, and school bully into canonical characters of The Crimson Chin storyline?

Anyway, hopefully you’ve been reading along! Basically the league of villains are trying to hunt down the Crimson Chin by going into different issues of his comic from throughout history. Each Chin represents a different era and are differently designed to pander to whatever was popular in the market at the time similar to the constant re-envisionings superheroes have had throughout the years, particularly Batman (I think, at least. I’m not really a comics guy).

These Crimson Chin from different eras actually first appeared in an episode of The Fairly OddParents, “The Crimson Chin Meets Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad”. I guess the comic crew really had to use everything they could to get an 8-page comic out of this.

One or two inconsequential gripes aside, I still think this comic is a solid start to the book! It’s got the humor down (I found the line about a lawsuit on page 14 here particularly funny), and the satisfying colorful art that made the show so recognizable. Nice work!

Not really a fan of this section. There’s giving kids drawing tips and then there’s just telling them arbitrary rules on what they can and can’t draw. I get that Hartman’s trying to hearken back to the comic heroes he read as a kid that all had the same chiseled body type (clearly he has fun drawing them) but the way this is all framed is a bit too opinionated for me.

I just noticed this now as I’m uploading the image: Check out the cool designs they gave to all the panel borders! That’s a neat detail.

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius is one of my all-time Nickelodeon favorites, so you could imagine I was pretty happy to see a comic based on the show make an appearance here! It has a fun concept and does stuff the show most likely couldn’t have, like shifting the artstyle to make it look like an old comic book when Sheen transports himself into one.

My only criticism is that the art just looks the slightest bit… off. Alright, more specifically: Sheen looks off. Jimmy looks fine enough, but Sheen just looks weird! For some reason this show didn't seem to have any standardized 2D designs for its characters, which led to every Jimmy Neutron comic in Nick Magazine looking vastly different. And it looks like Sheen drew the short end of the stick here. Don't see what I mean? Here's a collage of my favorite Sheen faces from this comic:

Ultra Lord. Not even once.

Hey, look at the bottom corners! You can see the comic pages actually overlapping the magazine’s page numbers and casting a shadow, as if the comic book is open and lying on your magazine! Lots of cool details in this one.

I'd recommend fans just read this one themselves. It's ten pages long, pretty funny, and does a lot of cool stuff with the idea that Sheen knows he's in a comic, like grabbing onto his own speech bubbles and jumping between the different panels.

Also, this could just be a "me" thing, but am I the only one who thought Ultra Lord was supposed to be a parody of Japanese kids' shows like Ultraman and Power Rangers? If they were trying to go for a "Space Age"-look for his design then they went a little too far with the intricate outfit and bright color, cause it really just gives me Super Sentai vibes more than anything. I bring this up because here Ultra Lord is portrayed as a '60s American comic book superhero, which I find odd. Again, maybe it’s just me.

Next up, it’s a comic based on the Rugrats sequel series, All Grown Up. I never really watched the show as a kid, I always wish they’d just put on Rugrats instead. Regardless, this comic’s alright, it’s about Tommy’s brother Dil becoming popular for doing dares, which leads to him realizing that fame isn’t worth risking your wellbeing over. A fine enough premise for a fine enough comic. One question does come to mind, though: What does this have to do with superheroes? Or comics, for that matter. I guess Dil does wear a cape and starts going by the nickname “Dil-Devil”, but that's like calling Evel Knievel a superhero.

But yeah, if All Grown Up is your thing, you can check out the comic if it sounds like it’s worth your while.

This ad here shows how Nick Mag Presents fit into the Nickelodeon Magazine subscription system. Essentially, they acted as bonuses to entice potential subscribers (without mentioning that these issues reused a lot of content originally from Nickelodeon Magazine, of course). I don’t think you could specifically get a Nick Mag Presents subscription, so getting them as bonuses for your subscription or buying them at the store were your only ways of procuring them.

I really wish more of these had scans, particularly the “official movie magazines” for The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius. Not to get preachy, but if you think you’ve got any issues of Nick Mag Presents or Nickelodeon Magazine not already available (there’s a spreadsheet to check, courtesy of @NickMagProject on Twitter), I implore you to scan and upload them. Come to think of it, I guess that goes for any old magazine you have really, if it’s convenient for you. You might just be saving a copy of somebody’s cherished childhood memory.

Back to The FairlyOddParents, with another tale all about comic books and superheroes. Go figure. Similar to the Jimmy Neutron comic from earlier, this one has Timmy going into the world of one of his new comic books to find out how the story ends. I like the art here, with the lineart done by C.H. Greenblatt (creator of Chowder and Harvey Beaks). It’s very similar to the show, but still stylized, looking a little more sharp and exaggerated than usual.

Oh hey! There’s that comic book nerd from earlier! Guess that explains that.

And when Timmy enters the comic world, the style switches over to art done by Sergio Aragones, a longtime artist for MAD Magazine. I only went through about two or three issues of MAD from my local library as a kid, and I still recognized this guy’s art when I saw it here. I think that definitely speaks to how distinct his style is and how often his work appeared in those issues.

Alright, back to business! The comic itself is fine, there’s a few good jokes. Greenblatt and Aragones’s art really picks up the slack while the entertainment value wanes a bit. Eh, maybe I’m just experiencing comic fatigue. Oh well, you read it and be the judge.

Now this is properly historic! I didn’t imagine there’d be an ad for a whole new channel in here, and it’s pretty funny, too.

Nicktoons had only been around for nine months or so when this ad was printed, which is pretty interesting to see as someone who can hardly remember a time without the channel’s existence. Anyone fortunate enough to have both channels was treated to two times the Nickelodeon, meaning there was usually always something good to watch.

It’s funny though how in hindsight this is more like Nickelodeon advertising their new funeral parlor, considering how often they used Nicktoons as a dumping ground for their lesser-performing shows to make room for more SpongeBob SquarePants. It’s happened to My Life as a Teenage Robot, El Tigre, Catscratch, and even more recent shows like Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to name a few.

It’d be cool if Nickelodeon used Nicktoons more like how Cartoon Network used their spinoff channel Boomerang: As a way to rerun their older shows for new generations to see. I always wished as a kid I could’ve watched some of Nick’s older stuff like Rocko’s Modern Life or Hey Arnold!. I always heard they were great, but unless I was willing to go out on a limb and buy a VHS of a show I had never seen, I was out of luck. Oh well.

Yeesh, this got bitter fast, didn't it? It's friggin' Invader Zim wearing a clown wig. I must still not be over what happened to Making Fiends…

The last few comics coming up are of the smaller, 2-page spread variety. So if any of them are originally from Nickelodeon Magazine, I’d bet on these last three. It’s a cute story, and I kinda love these little day-in-the life moments these comics tend to depict. The art of SpongeBob and Patrick here was done by longtime cartoon artist Shern Cohen (who actually did the cover art of the last Nickelodeon Magazine issue I checked out, #150!). The art for Mermaid Man’s comic was done by Ramona Fradon, a comic artist most well known for her art on Aquaman! Go figure, right? That is so cool.

So, what is ChalkZone considered nowadays? Cult classic or just a regular classic? Yeah, we probably won’t be seeing a reboot anytime soon but I’m pretty sure it was decently popular. I definitely remember watching it, but I’m hard-pressed to remember much about it outside of its surprisingly epic theme song. It’s definitely one of, if not the most relevant chalk-centric production in recent history.

Last comic of the evening, everyone! Good thing too, I think my eyes are starting to turn square from all the panels. Fittingly enough we’re rounding things off with another Fairly OddParents adventure, albeit one that’s very clearly not a superhero-related affair. But hey, who’s counting?

I still really like the dynamic Cosmo and Wanda used to have back in these earlier parts of the series’s history. Cosmo has always been the more carefree of the two, but Wanda wasn’t above a bit of goofing off and playing with her magic powers either. Seeing them have fun together as a pair made their relationship really cute and believable.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this comic was originally an episode concept they couldn’t flesh out to a full 11 minutes. Not the worst idea for getting the most you can out of your work!

And that just about wraps up this issue of Nick Mag Presents! I may have kind of sort of skipped over a crossword puzzle after that last comic but… if you’re really so inclined, be my guest.

Anyway, I’d like to thank one of my readers for suggesting that I check out Nick Mag Presents. It means a lot to me, and I hope I delivered! If anyone reading wants to recommend an issue of Nickelodeon Magazine, Nick Mag Presents, or even a completely unrelated magazine for me to cover on NMH Side Issues, be my guest! I am currently limited to what magazines are available online via The Internet Archive or otherwise, but if I can do it, I’ll check it out if I’ve got something to say on it.

But for now, I’d say it’s back to the ‘ole grind. With great magazines comes great responsibility after all, and these magazines don’t highlight themselves!

Have a good day, and as always, keep on reading!

#nmh post #2000s #2004 #nickelodeon #magazine #fairly oddparents

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allieatthemovies · 7 months

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Movie Review: My Bloody Valentine (2009) d. Patrick Lussier

There’s a unique, kind of vaguely annoying charm to watching movies at home that were theatrically released in 3D. My Bloody Valentine is not the worst perpetrator of this, but watching it on streaming I can’t help but feel like I’m missing out on half the fun, and the movie is fun. It doesn’t attempt to pander to anyone but the audience it’s made for and offers exactly what its title promise: blood, valentines, and bloody valentines.

The movie follows three central character: Tom, a local who spent ten years running from the town’s gruesome past, his ex-girlfriend Sarah, and her husband Sheriff Axel. Tom is portrayed by Jensen Ackles at a time when the success of Supernatural made him as close to a household name as he’s likely ever been. In fact it truly looks like he walked off the CW set with a stolen handful of Dean Winchester’s costumes. Tom’s return to the small mining town ten years after a miner killed 20-some partying teenagers at the mine sparks a renewed killing spree that seems aimed at any surviving loose ends. Drama unfolds between our leads against a bloody backdrop as Sarah and Axel reckon with her lingering attraction to Tom and Axel’s not-so-secret, secret philandering.

The movie sort of tries to hide the identity of the killer, but if you’ve seen at least one movie in your life it won’t take much to put the pieces together early on. My Bloody Valentine isn’t here for surprises and twist endings (sure technically it has one I suppose but... does it really?) but rather for entertaining those of us who enjoy watching people mutilated in as many ways as a pick axe can offer. And there is plenty of murder and gore to be had, folks. The killings never let up, the pace of the movie defined from beginning to end by the tempo of gory homicide. From jaw stabbing to eye gouging to head stabbing, My Bloody Valentine makes the most of it’s R-rating to offer plenty of juicy splatter determined to remind you this is, in fact, a 3D movie. Whenever you start to fear the movie might drag too much into character development or melodrama, our homicidal miner comes along to rack up the body count.

Ultimately, the plot, the characters, and their motivations come second, third, and fourth fiddle to showcasing the gruesome kills that display its range of practical and CGI splatter effects; it’s also a movie called My Bloody Valentine so if you go in expecting any different you’ve only set yourself up for failure. It’s important to remember that sometimes all you need in life is to sit back, relax, and enjoy a few bloody murders and the hearts of your enemies in novelty chocolate boxes.

#my bloody valentine 2009 #horror remake #movie review #Letterboxd challenge #movies #horror

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i feel like i've watched about 29734894 new movies and shows in the last 3 weeks, so here are some ratings and thoughts that literally no one asked for (in no particular order)

Room (2015) - Dark and innocent at the same time. A horrific, chilling story told through the eyes of a 5-year-old boy, which is a super sweet and refreshing perspective. Super compelling, pretty disturbing, messed me up for DAYS. Overall 8/10

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) - Mostly I liked this one, it's fun. It's high-action. It's your classic spy organization with all the nifty gadgets, the hot men in three-piece suits beating people up with electronic umbrellas. 7/10, only because I hated all the detailed, in-your-face gratuitous violence.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) - Okay I kind of hated this movie. It's blatantly trying to one-up its predecessor, littered with plot holes and convenient cover-ups. It's even worse in the gratuitous violence category, so much that I missed like half the movie because I was hiding behind my phone screen. Its only saving grace was the presence of Pedro Pascal. 4/10

The Last of Us (2023) - Phenomenal. And that's coming from someone who avoids the horror genre like the plague (sorry). Not too focused on violence, with an insanely emotional and compelling storyline. If it stays true to the game, I hear we have some SERIOUS crying to do in the future. 9/10

13 Going on 30 (2004) - Okay granted, I've seen this once before. But it was forEVER ago, so I was basically watching it for the first time. This one is a classic, as it should be! So funny without relying too much on misunderstandings and embarrassing situations (pet peeve of mine lol), and the happy ending is just so perfect. 10/10, of course.

The Devil Wears Prada (2006) - Omg I know- [ducks from flying tomatoes] I can't believe it's my first time watching this. Absolutely top-tier movie. A classic for a GOOD reason. Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep?? Dynamic duo I never knew I needed. It's nuanced, it's interesting, it's emotionally compelling. And it makes me never want to have anything to do with the fashion industry, ever. 10/10 because what else would it be?

Elvis (2022) - Okay my brother vehemently disagrees with me here, but this one kinda sucked. Insanely fast-paced, hard to follow. It's one of those biopics where I had to wonder what was real and what was just for the movie, because it was just so modernized and surreal. 5/10

Avatar (2009) - AMAZING. PERFECT. Absolutely classic, iconic movie. It pulled me in from the first second and I just couldn't look away. I get why it's the highest grossing movie ever. Lightyears ahead of its time. Action, unexplored worlds, tall blue alien people, complete with a romance plot that would make nicholas sparks question his existence. 12/10 this is my new comfort movie.

The Last Man on Earth (2015) - It sucked. I stopped after the fourth episode. 1/10, next question.

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) - Perfection. Low-key comedic genius. I think it's underrated. Super meta, totally off-the-wall, Nick Cage and Pedro Pascal absolutely tripping on acid will forever be unmatched in my eyes. 9/10, because I think they could have gone WAY more meta at the end. Still hysterical though.

#this has been movie reviews with katie #send your recs. i'm ready

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when in rome

Emma has pretty strong feelings about all her parents’ friends. She’s so close to Sadie that when people ask who her best friend is, she doesn’t hesitate to give her name. She has a pretty big resentment for Charlie (while also being thankful for him). She loves Carrie and wishes things could be different for her … for all of them. And when Sam was here, she loved him dearly … really believed that one day, he would jump up and grab the moon. Better than George Bailey. But of all Mom and Daddy’s friends, maybe the funniest is Steph.

For many years, Emma didn’t really know who Steph Armstrong was. She heard her name kind of a lot when her parents told stories about growing up in Catholic school, and she saw a few pictures around the house and around the Doyles’ place. But it wasn’t until around the time Veronica was born that Steph started to come around in their lives more often … often enough so that she really became Mom and Daddy’s friend again. In the process, she became Emma’s friend, too.

She thinks maybe she won’t ever quite forgive Mom and Daddy for letting Steph slip through the cracks for so long. Steph is amazing. She’s one of the hardest-working people Emma has ever even heard of, much less known personally, and her fashion sense is unparalleled. Steph is a painter by trade, but she’s in love with art no matter how it comes to her. Whenever they visit her on a trip to Detroit, Steph insists on watching at least one movie in her den with Emma. Tonight, that’s exactly what they’re doing.

It’s January 3, their last night before they have to head back to New York. Yesterday was sad (the seventh anniversary of Sam’s funeral), but today is all about celebrating the time they have together. Tonight, that means watching a movie with Steph. And tonight, Steph wants to watch Napoleon Dynamite.

“I love hearing Emma’s opinions,” she says as she pops a bunch of popcorn in the microwave. “She’s like a little Roger Ebert, but without the glasses.”

“Glasses are on the way,” Daddy adds. “We took her to the eye doctor after she couldn’t read the notes her English teacher put up on the overhead projector.”

“I can’t believe we pay all that money for a school that still uses overhead projectors,” Mom says. “Is it not 2010?”

“It’s been 2010 for like three days,” Emma says. “Everyone knows 2009 was a different ball game.”

“Well, glasses or not, your baby girl watches movies better than any grown-up I’ve ever known,” Steph says. “You’ve seen this one, haven’t you, Emma?”

“Of course I have,” Emma says. “Mom and I must have seen it in the theater like five times before I started fourth grade. I think we’re the ones who made it a trend.”

Steph smiles at Mom.

“Dr. Callaghan!” she says. “I didn’t know you liked movies about nerds.”

“I’m a professional nerd, Steph,” Mom says. “Of course I do.”

“Well, then,” Steph says as she hits PLAY on the DVD remote. “Even better.”

The movie is, as always, a good time. Emma remembers Christmas in fourth grade, when Mom and Daddy got her that green shirt that said, “Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.” She remembers how Daddy almost cried thinking about how much Sam would have loved watching the movie. She looks over at him now to see if he’s still feeling that way. Thank God he’s smiling.

At the end of the movie, Napoleon and Deb are playing tetherball, and Steph is weepy in her La-Z-Boy. Katie, at the other end of the den, tells her to toughen up. But Steph doesn’t listen. She moves her head in time with the last song in the soundtrack – “The Promise” by When in Rome.

“Oh, I love this one,” Steph says. “I’m sweepin’ up, I’m sweepin’ up the right words to say.”

Everyone in the room holds back a laugh, even Emma. Steph looks around with a furrowed brow.

“What?” she asks. “What did I get wrong this time?”

“Oh, honey,” Katie says. “It’s just … of all the songs to get wrong, you really did have to pick the one that talks about knowing the right words to say.”

“Well, what are the right words? That way, I can go ahead and say them.”

Katie looks over at Emma.

“Emma?” she says. “If you know the words, why don’t you take this one?”

“Me?” Emma asks. “Why should it be me?”

“Because you don’t have to live with her.”

Emma sighs. She looks at Steph and braces for impact, whatever that impact may be.

“Steph,” she says. “The words are ‘I’m sorry, but I’m just thinking of the right words to say.’”

Steph turns a little pink and doesn’t say anything for a few seconds. Then she throws her head back and laughs – really, truly laughs. Emma breathes a long sigh. And to think, she wasn’t sure what was about to happen there.

“Well!” Steph says. “At least now I know what I’ll quote when I fuck up another song.”

She makes herself laugh a little more, and Emma laughs, too. She doesn’t know anybody else like Steph … nobody else with such a great sense of humor about themselves, nobody else who respects themselves while also refusing to take life too seriously. She must know something the rest of everybody in the world can’t find.

But dammit, Emma thinks, she’s going to learn it, too.

#drabble #writeblr #food #ch: emma o'connor #ch: steph armstrong #ch: will o'connor #ch: lucy callaghan #ch: katie sheehan #year: 2010 #asks #kalonkakons #thank you!

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A Child Is Listening: A Reflective Essay from the film "Prayers for Bobby"

Prayers for Bobby is a televised drama film that premiered on the Lifetime network on January 24, 2009. The movie is based on Leroy F. Aarons' book of the same name, which is based on the life and legacy of Bobby Griffith, a gay teen who perished in 1983 as a result of his mother's prejudice. Bobby Griffith is portrayed by Ryan Kelley, and Mary Griffith is portrayed by Sigourney Weaver. The film received positive reviews from critics and was nominated for various academy awards.

The challenges of being a homosexual in a traditional family were explored in the movie. Tragically, the events depicted in the film are still occurring today. There are still individuals who like Bobby Griffith. The family's favorite grandchild, Bobby, later came to terms with his homosexuality, which caused him to drift away from his religious family. I observed at the beginning of the movie that everyone is homophobic, starting with her grandmother. I came to understand that it's possible to embrace someone else's beliefs after spending a lot of time with them. even more so if it is your parent.

They are one of the persons who are molding you while you are still learning, growing, and exploring. Mary's homophobia, in my opinion, resulted from both her reading of the Bible and the family she was up in. She was raised by a homophobic mom. She aged like it. Due to his homophobic environment, Bobby developed the belief that being gay is a sin. Your attitude is shaped by the people you surround yourself with.

It is hard when your own parents do not value your individuality and discourage you from being yourself because they want you to at least resemble them. Sometimes, parents can be so selfish and thoughtless. This film really demonstrates that religion shouldn't be a justification for making other people miserable; rather, it should be a roadmap to becoming a better version of yourself. It is not irreverent or, God forbid, anti-religious. It is a message that includes God's genuine teachings for everyone who decides to follow him.

If I were to connect my circumstances to Kulber-Ross's Stages of Grief, I would begin with Denial. At this point, we often want to escape the circumstances we find ourselves in and fantasize instead. I could identify with this since there have been instances when I have chosen to ignore reality and simply exist in a bubble in an effort to feel better. I would simply lie in bed all day and do nothing in the hopes that my issues would disappear. Anger is the next stage. I can kind of connect to this because there have been times when I've vented my rage on something in an effort to feel better. The third stage is Bargaining, during which you regret it and wish it would never happen. I can still clearly remember praying to God for signs that would help me overcome my issues and understand why they had to arise in the first place. Depression is the fourth stage, where you withdraw from others and question whether you really want to live. To be completely honest, I would not claim that I have actually experienced this at this point because my depression runs deeper than we initially thought. Acceptance is the final stage, where you regain the will to live and accept the circumstances, the point at which you accept the new reality and move on.

This movie is about how important it is for people to accept and love us for who we are. It showed how some parents completely lack preparation for family life and cause devastation around them. Not all parents deserve the children they have. This movie illustrates the damage that ignorance creates. This film has given me a lot to think about, and I think all parents and even teenagers should watch it. There are a lot of Janes and Bobbys in the world. May they all be surrounded by more kind and understanding individuals who will encourage them to develop and thrive. Homosexuality is not a disease to be cured.

"Change is not something you can avoid or pretend is not there, We all need to embrace it and faced it head-on." - Jay Shetty

#film #prayersforbobby #fivestagesofgrief #reflectiveessay

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Like Old Times... Animated Oscar Predictions

The last time I did these was in late 2020... And the time before that? In early 2018 for the films of 2017. In 2020, I had predicted that SOUL, WOLFWALKERS, THE CROODS: A NEW AGE, FARMAGEDDON: A SHAUN THE SHEEP MOVIE, and OVER THE MOON were going to be the nominees... I got 4 out of 5 right!

Let’s see how I do this time...

I’m thinking this is how things go down this year... It might be a little tricky for me to predict... Maybe not...

The Golden Globe animated movie nominations are now out, and those usually give one a decent idea of what the Oscar line-up could look like... The predictions I had before publishing this mostly came true with the GG line-up...

They have nominated...

INU-OH

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON

PINOCCHIO

PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH

TURNING RED

I got all of those except INU-OH, a GKIDS-released anime feature, a surprising inclusion given that the Globes don’t often nominate these kinds of features. Usually they go for the lowest-hanging fruit, the most mainstream even. Remember how they nominated Disney’s 99.9%-CG remake of THE LION KING for Best Animated Feature of 2019?

First off, yes, a definite lock is Guillermo del Toro and Mark Gustafson’s PINOCCHIO. It’s a critical darling, a stop-motion film (usually a hit with these people), a passion project for del Toro. An Oscar-winning auteur no less, and let’s not sleep on Gustafson either, he is also very much the director of this picture. In fact, he was “animation director” on Wes Anderson’s FANTASTIC MR. FOX, Oscar nom for 2009. The campaign is already pushing it for several categories including Best Picture itself. Definite lock. Possibly the winner, too, first time since SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE, a non-Disney-released film taking home the Oscar.

With a Golden Globe nom, another definite lock is PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH. The belated Joel Crawford-directed sequel to DreamWorks’ SHREK spin-off, a picture boasting a unique art style and stylized CG, making the Shrek world go full SPIDER-VERSE. Early reactions are raving about it... Plus SHREK, SHREK 2, and the first PUSS IN BOOTS were all nominated in their respective years. Universal and DreamWorks are putting their all into this one, the first SHREK or SHREK-adjacent movie in 11 years... I think it’s definitely getting it...

Third... Because they’re Disney, they’re likely going to lock a slot... But just one this time. For TURNING RED, Domee Shi’s feature directorial debut for Pixar. Critically acclaimed and not a story about white characters or creatures for once. Also helps that Shi’s BAO, attached to 2018′s INCREDIBLES 2 in theaters, won for best animated short film of that year. I feel Disney’s other animated offerings this year underwhelmed in the critical and box office categories a little too much to be considered (box office does play a part in wins/noms, believe it or not), those films being Angus MacLane’s Pixar spin-off LIGHTYEAR and Don Hall’s Disney Animation sci-fi adventure STRANGE WORLD. Disney and Pixar are also pushing for a Best Picture nomination for TURNING RED. UP and TOY STORY 3 successfully got such a nom a decade ago. I doubt anything here, even PINOCCHIO, gets a Best Picture nom, though...

The fourth and fifth slots... I feel it could still be a toss-up between the following...

Cartoon Saloon is usually a shoe-in, as this year, they have Nora Twomey’s MY FATHER’S DRAGON, streaming on Netflix. I have yet to see it, but I hear it’s fantastic like their other productions. Twomey previously directed THE BREADWINNER, which was nominated for best animated film of 2017. The studio’s other films - Tomm Moore’s Irish triptych trilogy of THE SECRET OF KELLS, SONG OF THE SEA, and WOLFWALKERS - were nominated in their respective years. However, on Netflix, the film feels nonexistent much like Henry Selick’s divisive WENDELL & WILD was... That *could* cost it a slot... It feels like Netflix is giving all the love to PINOCCHIO. I feel they should be backing Pinoke, this, WENDELL & WILD, *and* THE SEA BEAST as well. Very solid year for them in terms of animation. APOLLO 10 1/2: A SPACE AGE CHILDHOOD is a strong contender, too, being a Richard Linklater picture, but it may not make it as well. I feel all the effort is being channeled into PINOCCHIO for both BAF and BP.

Now that it’s eligible once more, Dean Fleischer Camp’s MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON, based on Camp’s own short films about the titular talking seashell, could make it in. Though it had its world premiere over a year ago, it is in the running for this year’s Oscar and got the GG nom. Also a critical darling, an A24 release at that - their first animated feature, it has a great shot but also it feels like it could possibly miss. I say that with caveats, though.

Universal has another potential front-runner with THE BAD GUYS, Pierre Perifel’s DreamWorks adaptation of the Scholastic book series by Aaron Blabey. This could be a situation where one film (PUSS IN BOOTS 2) gets all the love and this gets the shaft, but given how well it performed critically and how it did fine at the box office, it might have a chance. I suspect the Oscar brigade might find it too slight and too silly to be taken seriously as a frontrunner, though. Then again, THE BOSS BABY and SHARK TALE from this same studio were nominated in their respective years, so who really knows. Plus, Universal isn’t really pushing too hard for it, nor their Illumination entry this year, MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU.

There could be some slight hope for something like INU-OH, because GKIDS often gets into the race, but it seems like that one’s existence is strangely muted. Despite all the all that went into BELLE last year, it didn’t get nominated. Another possible candidate that could somewhat sneak in would be ERNEST & CELESTINE 2: A TRIP TO GIBBERITIA, given that the first film was nominated for 2013.

So I’m thinking... It’s gonna be a race between.

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON

MY FATHER’S DRAGON

PINOCCHIO

PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH

TURNING RED

We shall see, come this winter...

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NASA Spotlight: Astronaut Mike Hopkins

Michael S. Hopkins was selected by NASA as an astronaut in 2009. The Missouri native is currently the Crew-1 mission commander for NASA’s next SpaceX launch to the International Space Station on Nov. 14, 2020. Hopkin’s Crew-1 mission will mark the first-ever crew rotation flight of a U.S. commercial spacecraft with astronauts on board, and it secures the U.S.’s ability to launch humans into space from American soil once again. Previously, Hopkins was member of the Expedition 37/38 crew and has logged 166 days in space. During his stay aboard the station, he conducted two spacewalks totaling 12 hours and 58 minutes to change out a degraded pump module. He holds a Bachelor of Science in Aerospace Engineering from the University of Illinois and a Master of Science in Aerospace Engineering.

He took some time from being a NASA astronaut to answer questions about his life and career! Enjoy:

What do you hope people think about when you launch?

I hope people are thinking about the fact that we’re starting a new era in human spaceflight. We’re re-opening human launch capability to U.S. soil again, but it’s not just that. We’re opening low-Earth orbit and the International Space Station with commercial companies. It’s a lot different than what we’ve done in the past. I hope people realize this isn’t just another launch – this is something a lot bigger. Hopefully it’s setting the stage, one of those first steps to getting us to the Moon and on to Mars.

You served in the U.S. Air Force as a flight test engineer. What does that entail?

First off, just like being an astronaut, it involves a lot of training when you first get started. I went to the U.S. Air Force Test Pilot School and spent a year in training and just learning how to be a flight test engineer. It was one of the most challenging years I’ve ever had, but also one of the more rewarding years. What it means afterwards is, you are basically testing new vehicles or new systems that are going on aircraft. You are testing them before they get handed over to the operational fleet and squadrons. You want to make sure that these capabilities are safe, and that they meet requirements. As a flight test engineer, I would help design the test. I would then get the opportunity to go and fly and execute the test and collect the data, then do the analysis, then write the final reports and give those conclusions on whether this particular vehicle or system was ready to go.

What is one piece of life advice you wish somebody had told you when you were younger?

A common theme for me is to just have patience. Enjoy the ride along the way. I think I tend to be pretty high intensity on things and looking back, I think things happen when they’re supposed to happen, and sometimes that doesn’t necessarily agree with when you think it should happen. So for me, someone saying, “Just be patient Mike, it’s all going to happen when it’s supposed to,” would be really good advice.

Is there a particular science experiment you enjoyed working on the most while aboard the space station?

There’s a lot of experiments I had the opportunity to participate in, but the ones in particular I liked were ones where I got to interact directly with the folks that designed the experiment. One thing I enjoyed was a fluid experiment called Capillary Flow Experiment, or CFE. I got to work directly with the principal investigators on the ground as I executed that experiment. What made it nice was getting to hear their excitement as you were letting them know what was happening in real time and getting to hear their voices as they got excited about the results. It’s just a lot of fun.

Space is a risky business. Why do it?

I think most of us when we think about whatever it is we do, we don’t think of it in those terms. Space is risky, yes, but there’s a lot of other risky jobs out there. Whether it’s in the military, farming, jobs that involve heavy machinery or dangerous equipment… there’s all kinds of jobs that entail risk. Why do it? You do it because it appeals to you. You do it because it’s what gets you excited. It just feels right. We all have to go through a point in our lives where we figure out what we want to do and what we want to be. Sometimes we have to make decisions based on factors that maybe wouldn’t lead you down that choice if you had everything that you wanted, but in this particular case for me, it’s exactly where I want to be. From a risk standpoint, I don’t think of it in those terms.

Can you describe your crew mate Soichi Noguchi in one sentence?

There are many facets to Soichi Noguchi. I’m thinking about the movie Shrek. He has many layers! He’s very talented. He’s very well-thought. He’s very funny. He’s very caring. He’s very sensitive to other people’s needs and desires. He’s a dedicated family man. I could go on and on and on… so maybe like an onion – full of layers!

Star Trek or Star Wars?

I love them both. But can I say Firefly? There’s a TV series out there called Firefly. It lasted one season – kind of a space cowboy-type show. They did have a movie, Serenity, that was made as well. But anyway, I love both Star Wars and Star Trek. We’ve really enjoyed The Mandalorian. I mean who doesn’t love Baby Yoda right? It’s all fun.

How many times did you apply to be an astronaut? Did you learn anything on your last attempt?

I tried four times over the course of 13 years. My first three attempts, I didn’t even have references checked or interviews or anything. Remember what we talked about earlier, about patience? For my fourth attempt, the fact is, it happened when it was supposed to happen. I didn’t realize it at the time. I would have loved to have been picked on my first attempt like anybody would think, but at the same time, because I didn’t get picked right away, my family had some amazing experiences throughout my Air Force career. That includes living in Canada, living overseas in Italy, and having an opportunity to work at the Pentagon. All of those helped shape me and grow my experience in ways that I think helped me be a better astronaut.

Can you share your favorite photo or video that you took in space?

One of my favorite pictures was a picture inside the station at night when all of the lights were out. You can see the glow of all of the little LEDs and computers and things that stay on even when you turn off the overhead lights. You see this glow on station. It’s really one of my favorite times because the picture doesn’t capture it all. I wish you could hear it as well. I like to think of the station in some sense as being alive. It’s at that time of night when everybody else is in their crew quarters in bed and the lights are out that you feel it. You feel the rhythm, you feel the heartbeat of the station, you see it in the glow of those lights – that heartbeat is what’s keeping you alive while you’re up there. That picture goes a small way of trying to capture that, but I think it’s a special time from up there.

What personal items did you decide to pack for launch and why?

My wedding bands. I’m also taking up pilot wings for my son. He wants to be a pilot so if he succeeds with that, I’ll be able to give him his pilot wings. Last time, I took one of the Purple Hearts of a very close friend. He was a Marine in World War II who earned it after his service in the Pacific.

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Thank you for your time, Mike, and good luck on your historic mission! Get to know a bit more about Mike and his Crew-1 crew mates Victor Glover, Soichi Noguchi, and Shannon Walker in the video above.

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HONOURABLE MENTIONS

It's been awhile, but I guess there's no time like the present to present the fourth round. I now give you a list of honourable mentions. These 10 men, and so many more, were worthy of my previous lists and are now being recognized as such. Anywho, let's get on with it.

***The following 10 men, or rather characters, were selected simply because they were the first to pop into my head, and are presented in no particular order.

Part One Part Two Part Three

Masterlist

1. Achilles (Brad Pitt) in Troy (2004).

Achilles, at least in the movie, was pretty when he was all cleaned up, but smokin' hot all bloody and dirty. wink wink.

Do I have a problem? Probably.

2. Lucian (Michael Sheen) in the Underworld franchise (2003 & 2009).

Lucian didn't defile Sonja, he loved her. But he could defile me any time.

3. Agent Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz) in the series Bones (2005-2017).

Booth is the kind of ride you buy a ticket for. wink wink.

4. Harry (Opie) Winston (Ryan Hurst) in the series Son's of Anarchy (2008-2012).

Opie looks like he would be a great cuddler and would make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

5. Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy) in Wanted (2009).

Wesley is the man and he knows it.

6. Patrick Verona (Heath Ledger) in 10 Things I Hate About You (1999).

Patrick may or may not have a liver, but he does have all of our hearts.

7. Hal (Timothée Chalamet) in The King (2019).

I couldn't care less about Henry V, but Timothée on the other hand is a kind of soft featured pretty that gives you butterflies. And I love it.

8. Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) in the series Supernatural (2005-2020).

Dean. Needs. A. Hug. I. Have. Lots. Of. Hugs. To. Give. And. I. Can. Bake. A. Damn. Good. Pie.

9. Dallas Winston (Matt Dillon) in the Outsiders (1983).

Dally always got what he wanted... I just wish he wanted me.

10. Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze) in Dirty Dancing (1987).

Johnny's ass looked great in those pants. It makes me pant. I am in no way sorry, AT ALL, for using this particular gif. ✌🏾

I am pretty sure this is in fact my last installment of my beloved lists... At least for now. If you liked this sort of thing I would really appreciate you checking out my previous three lists (links above).

Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk. Oh and of course take care and be safe out there.

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Our first Author Spotlight is finally here! And the first author in the spotlight is justdoityoufucker!

They have published 31k+ words on mdzs fic on ao3 - 7 works and 1 series. You can find them on @whiteflowercrimsonparasol on tumblr and @justdoityoufucker on twitter.

Their fics:

i’ll keep on walking (our post) - [teen | 2.6k | wen qing time travels and changes things]

violent delights - [teen | 4.3k | no golden core transfer]

i had to abandon myself (you took all of me) - [mature | 10k | wip | everything changes after the staged fight]

the world wags on (our post) - [teen | 3.4k | wei changze is alive]

in payment, a hand (series) - [teen | 10k | yzy cuts off wwx’s hand]:

and there was a new voice (which you slowly recognized as your own)

moved through my heart (like the thinnest of blades)

such music (you stood stock still)

Dee’s favourite: Honestly, violent delights is just so sweet? I love all of their works, but violent delights has a special place in my heart. The sheer hilarity of WWX’s Golden Core just refusing to reside in JC’s body made me cackle. Also, it ended so sweetly. I really love it!

Ju’s favourite: This was hard, but I’m between “i’ll keep walking” because I love time travel and Wen Qing, and she is so badass on this one, and fixes everything, and in the end she has her family safe, including her new brother Wei Wuxian. And “in payment, a hand”, that is a very interesting series, and Wei Wuxian gets a family that he deserves, and the Jiangs also get what they deserve. It’s sad in the beginning, but it gets so soft at the end, and we can see wangxian intimacy, and how they love each other. It’s just really lovely, okay?

The interview:

Q. When did you start writing fics? Did you have fandoms before this one?

A. I started around 2009. My first fanfiction attempts were for the 2003 Fullmetal Alchemist anime and movie and pretty quickly petered off, but I really got into fanfiction when I reread and finished watching Naruto around 2016. It’s still the fandom I’ve produced the most published (and unpublished) fanfiction for, but I’ve also written some works in the Voltron: Legendary Defender and Bleach fandoms.

Q. What made you start writing for MDZS?

A. I actually wasn’t planning on writing for MDZS! I wanted to write SVSSS fanfiction when I first got into danmei and c-novels! But I found some really thoughtful meta posts on characterization in MDZS and the MDZS fandom, as well as some fics that I felt were really good and showed really good characterization, which made me lose most of my self-control. And then I found some prompts that were going around, and I lost the rest of my self control and now, well, here we are.

Q. What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?

A. For MDZS, it’s a work-in-progress, but i had to abandon myself (you took all of me). It’s allowing me to explore philosophy for the first time in a few years, and it’s given me a reason to really research what the setting of MDZS might have been like and how cultivation (in the context of xianxia novels) works and could work.

Q. What’s your favourite type of fics to read?

A. I love love love fluff fics in general! I also have been really enjoying canon-divergence fics for MDZS, there’s some writers in this fandom who do those “what if?” kind of scenarios really well. Honorary mention, also, to fics where Wei Wuxian is raised in another sect

Q. What’s your favourite comment? Or type of comment?

A. Any comment!! Honestly, the entire idea that people like my writing enough to tell me will always boggle my mind, especially if it allows for me (as the author) to engage with my readers.

Q. What motivates you to write?

A. Most of the time, just the simple need to get an idea down and tell a story. I’ve been writing fiction since I was in fourth grade and fanfiction has been a really good outlet for me in that regard. Occasionally I’ll dive back into original fiction, but fanfiction in particular already has a basis for characterization which makes it easier, for me, to write.

Q. Who’s your favorite author?

A. I honestly can’t choose a favorite fan author because there are soooooo many who are incredibly talented, but in terms of professional authors I love MXTX (of course) and Tamora Pierce! If you like historical fantasy, I highly recommend her Tortall and Emelan books.

Q. What is your favorite trope to read and/or write?

A. I loooooove soulmate AUs (as evidenced by how many of them I’ve written for other fandoms)! I also really love, in the MDZS fandom, to read and write time travel AUs. They allow for really cool exploration of what could happen and how one person’s actions could change the whole course of the story.

Q. Do you have any advice for new authors?

A. You don’t need to finish everything you start. I have folders just full of WIPs that I’m probably never going to finish, but all of those words and all of that plotting and planning still contributed to where I am today! Also, I highly recommend keeping those unfinished works because one day you might use them! I’ve reused ideas, dialogue, and even actual passages from my WIP when writing something new.

Q. What do you think is the most important element in writing? Plot, characterization, relationship?

A. Of course, all elements are important, but characterization! Characters usually drive every other aspect of the plot, the setting, and are usually make-or-break for me as a reader.

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