Calling Them By Their Full Name
OPLA Headcannons! I thought htis was a funny little thing lol. Anyway enjoy
Warnings: slight mentions of nsfw topics but nothing too serious
Sorry for any spelling errors!
Luffy
-ohhhhh that did not sound like your usual happy, loving voice.
-he knows he fucked up and now he’s hiding from your wrath.
-“MONKEY D. LUFFY, GET YOUR ASS IN THIS KITCHEN. NOW.”
-you could hear a pen drop from how quiet the ship got
-ok so maybe he ate that super expensive, super special dessert you had been saving for a while now. And like, it was going to go bad! All he wanted was a little taste! Than a taste turned into accidentally eating the whole thing.
-He was gonna tell you, honest! But it had proven obvious you found out before he could. He seen you round the corner with RAGe on your face and tears in your eyes.
-"TRAITOR!" You yell, throwing a tired punch to his chest.
-“I’m sorry mami, I’ll find you another one. Promise.” He hums, peppering your face with kisses, squeezing your face between his palms when he did.
-There’s no way you could stay mad at him for long
Zoro
-whoa whoa whoa why are you so ANNNGRY
-hated when you call him by his full name like that, makes him feel like a child being reprimanded
-“RORONOA GODDAMN ZORO.” You boom, Nami’s jaw dropping at the sound. Even she could tell you were pissed
-he’s the sassiest mf alive so he’ll probably just be like, “who the hell are talking to woman?!”
-“You’re a real piece of work you know that??” You’re still yelling and he wastes no time rolling his eyes at you and grabbing you by your waist, the action shutting you up.
“Wanna stop yelling and be a big girl and tell me what’s wrong?” He teases, that stupid smirk you love falling over his features at your speechlessness.
-It’s not often you say his full make but when you do he makes sure you’ll never forget it that same night.
-“Say my name baby, real loud.” He groans, a hand around your throat to steady spent body as he slams back into you
Sanji
-I know thats not a cigarette i smell Vinsmoke Sanji."
-awe hell. Yout tone is deadly. he tried he damndest to stomp it out before you rounded the corner but nope.
-You never use his full name like that. Never.
-did he just get chills?
-"Of course not my love!" He lies throigh his teeth but before he can say anything ese you re lips are on his, you fist gripping the fabric of his shirt.
-He knew he was caught, the taste of tobacco mixing with your usual mint. You pull away, smoothing his shirt out with a warning smile.
-"Don’t lie to me again, I’ll always know when you do, Black Leg." You explain , taking the small cardboard box from his pocket and walking off.
-Even though it was ment as a threat, he couldn't help but feel hotter than ususal. God he loved it when you talked all serious to him.
Bonus: Mihawk
-You know better than to use his full name. Orr to even call him anything besides the usual endearing pet name.
-So when he hears his name called with nothing short of rage, hes trying to figure out who you think you’re talking to.
-"Dracule. Mihawk." You spit, holding the empty bottle in your hand
-Ok so your rage was warented cause he managed to drink the entire vintage bottle of wine you'd been saving...it wasn’t like it was on purpose!
-He doesn’t even bother to look up from his book, just barely giving you a slight glance when you were right in front of him, pointing to the bottle.
-"Id watch your tone darling." he warns, smirking at the way you purse your lips and turn away with a fierce attitude he'd be sure to deal with later.
-“Oh shove it up your ass Dracule.” You scoff, trying to quicken your pace but failing when he’s already behind you, his much larger hand holding your wrist as you yelp.
-His look says it all. You’re screwed.
-So now you’re sitting pretty, bent over and counting each time his hand meets the sore and slightly reddened flesh of your ass.
-“Now, what’s my name again darling?”
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EVAN ‘BRAT’ BUCKLEY + eddie ‘don’t make me put you in your place’ diaz
(or, this is only part one because he really, really is a brat.)
[Image ID: ten small gifs of Evan Buckley and Eddie Diaz from multiple episodes of 9-1-1. They are organized by Buck's dialogue on the left, and Eddie's response on the right.:
ROW 1: From 2x01, Buck laughs humorlessly and shifts on his feet as he asks Eddie, "Why would I be threatened by you?". Eddie laughs quietly to himself before looking back up at Buck, saying, "Exactly. There's no need to be."
ROW 2: From 3x08, Buck handing his report to Bobby, looking smug and cocky as he says, "I bumped up the numbers, got fancy with the math." Eddie stops to peer at the report, shaking his head at Buck as he says, "You don't know math."
ROW 3: From 4x06, Buck looking up at where the bell's going off before they can eat, pointedly telling Eddie, "Yeah, definitely not jinxed." Eddie's gaze drifts from the ceiling back to Buck, his jaw working for a moment.
ROW 4: From 4x06, Buck sitting with a book in hand, head propped on two fingers as he peers up at Eddie curiously and asks, "Eddie, what would you say Ana's love language is?" Eddie holding out his hands, looking betrayed as he says, "Traitor."
ROW 5: From 6x17, Buck gleefully saying, "Okay, so that's what it is. You-you suck at [dating]." Eddie turns to look at him, frowning slightly at the words.
/end ID]
bonus:
(or, eddie can be a brat, too.)
[BONUS GIFs: From 4x10, Eddie looking at the picture of Jee-Yun, and pointing towards it with a creased, confused expression as he says, "Sure that's a smile? That's the same face Buck makes when he's gassy." Buck looks slightly appalled as he tilts his head at Eddie, then says, "I will take that as a compliment, 'cause it just means she looks like her Uncle Buck." /end ID]
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