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nartml · 4 months

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I get that THW was going for a sobering message of "sometimes you have to let people go" and "some friends can't stay forever", but it was hilariously unsuccessful.

It's still baffling to me, the amount of raving reviews calling it "the perfect ending".

Apart from the wild thematic inconsistencies, and the endless flaws with Hiccup's logic of "oh, yeah, I know that things have never before been this good for dragons, I know that Berk is living proof that even the most stubborn people can change their minds on dragons, I know that dragons thrive on companionship and love their humans, I know that good people exist, I know that I'm the instigator of a huge revolutionary period, butttttt..... because bad humans exist I'll lock away the entirety of the draconic population in a glorified underground cage, in the hopes that one day humans will stop being bad and learn to cooperate with the creatures that they question, or even forget, the existence of a measly decade after their disappearance. Magically.", this message plainly didn't fit.

Not just in a thematic context. I mean that it literally doesn't fit in this situation, and it doesn't fit the characters.

It doesn't even fit reality, because you have to let go of people for reasons. Some friends can't stay forever, for reasons.

Valid ones. Reasons like, you grew apart, you don't have shared interests anymore, they betrayed you in an unforgivable way, they're not good for you, they're not good to you, they died, etc etc.

Had any one of these happened? At any stage? The one thing you could, albeit pointlessly, argue is that they grew apart. That they outgrew each other.

Only that...they didn't? Did I miss something? Because Toothless flying away for, what, a day to spend some time with his love interest, is not outgrowing. Toothless finding romance does not mean that he and Hiccup grew apart.

And this isn't just about the Light Fury. I'm not discussing whether or not she's a good character (she isn't), and I'm not discussing whether or not she deserves Toothless (Ha, you're funny). Even if she were the absolute best, most perfect match for Toothless and a compelling character, it still wouldn't even remotely mean that he and Hiccup grew apart.

In fact, if you grow so far apart from your best friend that you can say goodbye to them forever, just because you found a new partner, then I really don't know what to tell you. (Except that you're probably not a good friend.)

Hiccup realizing that Toothless doesn't make him who he is, and doesn't define him, that he doesn't need Toothless in order to be someone, or even that he doesn't need Toothless at all, doesn't mean that he outgrew him. Not even slightly.

I mean, come on, I don't need the vast majority of people in my life. Arguably, I might not even need any of the people in my life. This doesn't mean I don't want them there.

This doesn't mean that I won't fight for them to stay right here, by my side.

Oh, look, how's that for a change? How about a movie where your friends refuse to leave you? Because that's what I want, and that's what How To Train Your Dragon deserved.

That's what Hiccup, and the rest of the Berkians, deserved. And that's what fit. That's what thematically fit, what fit reality, or at least the httyd reality, and what fit the characters themselves.

This movie treated the dragons as mindless pets, whereas in every other step of the way, they were treated as people.

Toothless isn't a just slobbery puppy.

Toothless is intelligent, curious, kind, understanding, funny, snarky and sarcastic, graceful, elusive, protective, loving, wary, and fucking loyal (plus much more).

I can't think of a character that has demonstrated as much loyalty and protectiveness as this guy.

And yet he was barely any of the aforementioned things in thw. He became unrecognizable.

All the dragons became unrecognizable, for no justifiable reason.

The final message shouldn't have been that your friends sometimes have to leave you, and that you have to let them go.

(The humans left the dragons just as much as the dragons left the humans btw)

It should've been that they'll fight tooth and nail to stay, even when the going gets tough, even when priorities shift, even when you tell them to go.

No matter how passionately you insist that caring for you is rotten work.

It's not to them.

#my anti thw agenda #i said what i said #i said what i needed to say #i stand by it #this franchise deserved a better ending #i could still go on #im still mad #i shall die mad #lord give me patience #for if you give me strength i will be charged with dean's murder #this is a hyperbole btw #not just for legal reasons i really don't have it in me to kill him but yk. still #toothless #hiccup haddock #thw criticism #thw salt #httyd the hidden world #httyd thw

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sansxfuckyou · 3 months

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new setting (new ideals)

Summary: Wherein John Dory accidentally sneaks into the home universe of Sans after a very small margin of victory in the latest multiversal tourney; things escalate in unprecedented ways after the local scientist sizes him up to scale.

Warnings: swearing, drinking, god i am so sorry for this

Authors Note: @ohposhers @bulliestrolls someone needs to put you two in the fucking slammer for drawing sansdory, and then they need to put me in the slammer for writing sansdory. for the sake of enjoying this fic please picture JD as a lot more creature than in canon.

John Dory was small enough to fit inside of Sans' coat pocket.

Sans discovers this the hard way when the ex leader of brozone falls out of his pocket after his return to Snowdin.

"Ain't snow fucking way." Was what Sans managed as he stared at the unmoving body in the snow, far too small to be considered the average monster for the underground. The Troll would be eaten without a second thought, mistaken for the bugs Muffet doesn't provide protection for.

He plucks the tufted tail and holds up John Dory like he's a dead rat. Of course he snaps awake as soon as Sans is holding him at eye height, and with a screech he's flung aside as the skeleton lurches back.

Sans pauses to catch his breath, "Okay, so you're not dead. That's good."

"Where am I?!" Was John Dory's instant question as he shook the snow from his hair and brushed himself down.

"Pipe down pipsqueak, I won't let you get squished," Sans said as he took a seat on the snow. He held out a hand, "We should probably get you situated with Alphys, size you up a bit."

John reluctantly stepped onto a gloved hand and took a seat on the palm, it was cold and unpleasant. His tail thwipped loudly despite his size, "Anything else in mind to get me back home?" The words are agitated.

"Want me to leave you here?"

Silence.

"Thought so, I'll give you a hand in figuring it out, but you're playing by my rules bud."

"How were you the reigning champ for years on end?"

"The girlies liked me for my dry humor, MILF hunting attitude, and undetermined backstory- and my infinite fuckability of course."

"Must suck not having a dick."

Sans just gives a hum before giving John a gently toss, only a few inches but he still yelps and clings desperately to phalanges when he lands back in Sans' hand. It garners a chuckle from the skeleton, "Pal, I got extremities you couldn't even dream of, and no, that isn't an invitation to start listing 'em off."

John Dory shuts his mouth.

"Don't be shocked if Alphys tries to fill you up with needles and probes."

"With what-"

"She's a curious gal."

-/-/-/-

Thankfully the resizing process involves a lot less probing than Sans said it would, which John is eternally grateful for. He'd like to avoid having a cold piece of metal shoved up his ass if possible. The process just required a small blood sample and some weighing before he was resized with one little ray.

And then he was the exact same height as Sans, give or take a few inches.

"Proportionately, I can see why you won," Sans said, hands stuffed in his pockets and expression same as always. It's far too hard for John Dory to read, he can't tell if it's sarcastic or genuine.

"Thanks." He shrugs off the compliment because he doesn't know how to take it.

"Is it easier to see why I was the reigning champ?" Sans asked.

"You're the furthest thing from 'sexyman' out there," John Dory said before he could actually think about the words exiting his mouth.

Sans laughed, "Tell it to The Onceler, if you can convince him to take me off the bracket then I'll stop trying my best."

"You don't try at all."

"The girlies like me for that."

"What is it with you and the girlies?"

"What makes you think that the guys were voting for me?" Sans shot back, "Think you can walk and talk? I know a shortcut."

"Good point," John Dory said, "I can walk and talk."

"Cool." Sans holds out a hand.

"What?"

"Gotta hold my hand to take the shortcut."

John places his paw atop Sans hand and the grip the motion is received with is far too intense to be considered normal. But a shortcut is a shortcut, and he'll just have to take help to get around this universe until he can get home.

-/-/-/-

"Ketchup?"

"Yeah man, ketchup." Sans tossed a bottle to John Dory as he spoke, the Troll catching it with ease.

"You expect me to drink ketchup? I've had worse, but what about alcohol?" John asked.

"Bud," Sans began, "The bartender is a living flame, you really think he wants to be handling highly flammable stuff?"

"Fair point, but can you actually get drunk offa ketchup?" John asked, and he gave this slanted smirk as he spoke, partially leaning an elbow on the bar. He's gotten more comfortable after a week in Sans' hometown, he lives in the room under the sink in the skelebros household and made it his own until later notice.

Sans gives a hum, "Wanna find out?"

John grins before popping off the cap, "Try me."

-/-/-/-

"What do they put in this shit, Sans?" The words are spoken with a giggle and despite the ache in his head John Dory goes back for more.

"Tomatoes," Sans answered with, still slowly downing his first serving of ketchup.

"It's gotta be more than that, bonedaddy," John Dory purred, leaning a little bit more on the bar and resting his chin in his hands.

A distinct azure rises to Sans' face, "I think you've had too much ketchup."

"You meant it."

"What?"

"When we were in the lab, when you said I looked hot. You meant it, you like me," John deduced rather skillfully despite his inept state.

"And if I do?" Sans asked.

John pauses, "It'd be hot, Sans and John Dory double teaming the tourney."

"Alright, we should get home," Sans said, sliding off his bar stool and holding out a gloved hand.

John Dory took it and slid off his own stool, his tail wagged about lazily. His face is burning up and he looks oddly lovesick, a realization that Sans makes the choice to ignore until he can contemplate it late at night. Alone. In bed. By himself.

The Troll slinks an arm under Sans' shoulders, face resting atop the fluff of his hoodie and nuzzled into the collar of his turtleneck, he still clutches a hand tightly. He gives a contented hum, "Your jacket's soft."

"I know."

"You're soft."

"That's an odd thing to say considering I'm all bones."

"I'll show you bones."

"We really gotta get you home."

"And then?"

"And then you're going to sleep, no goodnight kiss."

-/-/-/-

Another week passes and Papyrus suddenly has to deal with the fact that Sans and John Dory are being overtly romantic.

"Your teeth are cold." John Dory would always say whenever he tried to kiss Sans.

"The girlies like it." Sans would always answer.

And sometimes John Dory would try again to get the usually snapped shut jaw open, or he'd say, "I guess I'm one of the girlies."

They'd laugh and after a small beat of silence continue on with their day.

Maybe it's selfish that Sans is keeping John Dory from a way back to his own universe, but he's pretty sure the Troll doesn't mind. He's stopped asking when he'll get to go back home at least, and Sans is benefiting from having someone around.

It makes the resets more tolerable if nothing else, and Sans just doesn't tell John about them. About the times he's watched everyone die and everyone live, he never speaks a word of it. And unless Frisk brings it up, he won't have to know of the amnesia or the violence.

And they can keep living their happily ever after.

#sansdory #trolls fanfic #undertale fanfiction #sans undertale #john dory trolls #john dory #sans #undertale #trolls #yes i sprinkled in some fanon sans at the very end. for funsies.#writing #fanfic #fanfiction

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slightlytoastedbagel · 15 days

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what if there was like. an undertale/isat crossover AU

I am going to take this as a "Frisk ends up in ISAT/Siffrin ends up in Undertale".

(ISAT spoilers up to Act 6 including the secret).

So, Frisk in ISAT. First of all, Frisk is a child so the party isn't going to let them fight. Not that Frisk really wants to fight anyway, they're happy taking snack duty with Bonnie. If Siffrin is still around I can definitely see Frisk as not knowing what is going on but wanting to comfort Siffrin anyway but in the way they pour water on Undyne at Hotland. Frisk has a candy in their pocket and every loop they give it to Siff on the third floor sort of thing. They do this even if they are also looping Frisk is just like that. Now, if Frisk is the one looping and Siffrin isn't there that would be... fun. Especially if Loop is still as they are in canon. They would be wondering what this Small Child came from and what their deal is. They weren't here before. Frisk doesn't know either they fell down a hole and ended up here. A fun little bonus would be Chara also coming along to narrate. Chara and Loop would be fun.

Now. Siffrin in Undertale. He is not having a good time. Let's just say they're aware of the resets and take them as loops for this. In the first few he remains neutral, they're used to fighting on the road but only fights when he can't get away per Toriel's request (let's say that maybe Siff is too used to his old combat rules... maybe they wouldn't think to spare Toriel at a certain point. At least the first time but then Papyrus spares HIM and that's when they realise. That could even be when reset 1 happens because Siffrin just can't go on knowing this). Then after countless attempts at this is when the genocide route comes into play. Genocide route Siffrin is Siffrin at his worse and the underground knows (so sort of like Act 5). Yes Siffrin struggles at Sans and they probably view the guy as similar to the King by the end as the guy he NEEDS to defeat because why else would it be this hard. Then Chara appears and the world is erased and he's back. At that point Siffrin is too tired and that's when it finally clicks that sparing everything is how the game is played down here. Idk, Siffrin is very stubborn when it comes to things, they're certain that when the adventure ends everything ends for example, they view fighting as a way to survival since they don't really remember anything else. Of course if he is going through this with Frisk it's definitely different because he has to look after a child they don't want them to see all that unless absolutely necessary. Also they keep getting upset whenever he even mentions fighting. Pacifist route probably happens first try in that case.

Oh also there's a lot to say about Siffrin and Flowey/Asriel. For Siffrin to go through all of that only to be met with a kid who basically echoes how he feels about their family (don't leave me I won't let you leave me). Yeah. Especially if this is an universe where ISAT still happens and then Siff goes to the underground. He gets it. Also Siffrin interacting with Chara would be great it would be like of Loop commentated on every single thing Siff did all of the time but instead of a star it's this ghost child that started following them when he fell down here.

#it has been a while since i thought about undertale apologies #isat spoilers #< please. acknowledge that. there are so many spoilers #in stars and time #undertale #siffrin #frisk #bagel rambles #i don't feel fully confident in this grah. oh well i may come back to this maybe. don't hold me to that

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rwby-confess · 1 day

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60-something confessions, weve paid our tribute, what are YOUR confessions

Okay, here goes 10 confessions from me:

I wish we had seen Pyrrahs friendships, I think she and Ren would've been good friends since both of them are so level headed.

I headcanon that they would take care of the school garden together, Pyrrah would struggle a bit with delicate plants but same time be happy to be able to learn from his peers new things for once.

One day she learns that Nora and Ren are orphans. Her respect for them grows, seeing them as so much stronger for not having the same support she had growing up, yet here they are thriving. She makes sure to invite them over during holidays and for other things they possibly missed out on as kids.

She doesn't care for cooking but often goes to shop for ingredients with Nora.

I think Freezerburn is incredibly soft.

Weiss is able to cool down hot-headed Yang and Yang is able to melt away the Ice Queens tsundere tendencies. :'-) <3

I miss seeing the street fashion influence when it comes to designs, ofcourse I understand why it isn't there as much anymore but I can still moan about it.

Yangs' tsuyome-esque looks was my fave, it was fire and I wanted to cosplay it so badly.

Ruby's look reminds me of something I wore when I was 12yo actually

Only on my second watch I realised that Ironwood looks really hot with this look and it's a shame that it got SO little screen time. And same with Winters first look.

Also on my second watch I realised that the straps on Oscars' gloves are green not black ???

Remember bootleg Neptune from volume 4? Yeah he sure exists. But what if he did more?

Weiss is trapped in Atlas, she's lonelier than ever, she can only go to places and events dad approves of. And this guy keeps coming around, maybe they meet at the Schnee Manors garden, why not go for a bad boy?

They have fling going on, for Weiss it's mostly out of boredom and finding him good looking. If she's trapped might as well have fun. Maybe they'll get in trouble or have some other sort of side plot going on together but eventually when Weiss gets a window to escape out of Atlas, she's faced with a decision.

Stay with the guy who obviously finds it insane to trade living high life in Atlas to go chase some pals she met at school in other kingdom. Weiss snaps out of the rose coloured glasses after hearing this, ultimately choosing her friends.

Idk I just wish they let them do the usual young people fuck ups and learning experiences if there's going to be whole volume of them sitting around

Yang's probably closest thing Oscar got for mother figure...

The bird thing. Make Raven tell Weiss and Yang how the experience was as she remembers, give them reason to be shocked. So here's my suggestion:

Maybe the process was violent since current humans aren't used to magic in any shape, they're stripped from their autonomy in that moment and it's humiliating.

Like Amber was in the chamber beneath Beacon, Oz did it to Branwens there in similar way? Underground to not attract grimm, no one to hear their screams, its cold and dark, they're stripped like Amber to act as guinea pigs for this man.

Qrow has (more or less) made peace with all that trauma and what happened since he thinks its suffering for the greater good. After all, the man doesn't really have home to go back to. He doesn't want to bring misfortune to people he loves and the tribe doesn't really want him back.

However Raven learns that Salem can't be beaten, meaning she and Qrow suffered for only to be ideal candidates for a suicide mission...

I want Qrowin angst, please crwby, I want to suffer lmao

Give Qrow absolutely losing it, calling Winter after Atlas falls asking her if she knows where the kids are? Where did she last saw them?

And when Winter tries to answer Qrows questions she can't bring herself to say it; they're gone. She was there and she couldn't save them, not even her own sister. The words just won't come out... and after the silence she tells him to meet her in Vacuo, after all he deserves to know.

Whatever differences they had in the past feel so miniscule now.

(Aaand I headcanon that both of them craved for a "normal" family, making this little story even more horrible!)

10.

Yang "shooting" kids' leg on live TV should've had more consequences me thinks. Give me atleast someone commenting or being vary of her.

Her arm is brand new Atlas tech according to Tai, maybe someone would see it as an issue after finding out that she got it for free from Ironwood himself.

Maybe anti Yang propaganda being showed around town could've pushed her to work with Robyn (lol)

"Quite frankly miss I'm about to piss myself right about now, so this one is on the house"

#long one #now we will just wait and see what happens lmao #oh yeah lowkey about the third one #theres rwby tuber who calls the accessories the characters have as “butt capes”#and it makes me irrationally annoyed ?#because girlypop just google Visual Kei or rokku gyaru and you see that its not too uncommon to accessorise (especially pants) like that 🤨#like how can you simultaneously complain that the guys usually get to wear “just pants” but then say the accessories “dont do anything”?????#Aaarrggghh #obviously you can disagree with me but please #p l e a s e #when Ruby herself has this gothic lolita inspired look why wouldnt there be influences from other styles too?!?!?!?!?#znndkwdkwkMndnwosfgk im going to eat dry wall #and i took that personally

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sorcharavenlock · 9 months

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42. A man of mystery.

I call Nea and Kitty the next day. As always, they are up for a new adventure!

Nea drives while Loki casts the spell Frigga taught him to divine the whereabouts of this magic quill.

After a few hours, we arrive in a strange little town called "Forgotten Hollow".

Nea parks the cars and Loki weaves his magic.

"Please let it not be in that creepy mansion over there," I say to Nea.

"It's in that creepy mansion over there!" Loki yells cheerfully over his shoulder.

"I should have brought Dean," Kitty grumbles. "This place is giving me the creeps."

"I kind of like it," Nea shrugs. "It's awesome in a spooky sort of way!"

It is early September, but snowflakes are already drifting down from the sky above. I shiver. This whole place is weird!

"Are you sure it's there?" I ask Loki.

"Do you not trust my magic?" He replies archly.

"Just cast the spell again please, just to make sure."

"Well, that answers that question," Nea grins.

Loki makes his way to the door.

"It's open," he says as he steps inside.

"Loki! You can't just walk into someone's home unannounced!" I follow him with a sigh.

"Why not? it gives us the element of surprise!"

The home owner sure seems surprised!

"Nea, isnt' that the guy we met in the club?" Kitty asks.

"What do you think you are doing just barging into my home?"

"My name is Loki, son of Odin, formerly prince of Asgard, god of Mischief." loki introduces himself politely.

"We are looking for a powerful atrifact and my scrying spell led me to your home."

"My name is Valentin," V says. "And whther you are a prince or a god doesnt' matter, you can't just come barging into my home!"

"My sincere apologies, we weren't certain what to expect," Loki apologises smoothly.

Valentin invites us to take a seat.

He seems rather taken with Nea.

"We are looking for Hela's Quill," Kitty explains. "Wwe are hoping we could borrow it so we can bring Loki back to life."

"Hela's Quill? I have it here, yes. It is not something I particularly care for, I have to admit. You are free to take it. Follow me."

We follow him down the stairs into the basement where we find an underground hedge maze.

"Well, this place just keeps getting weirder," Nea comments.

Valentin just smiles. "You should see the rest of the house. perhaps i'll show you around some other time."

"This is Hela's Quill. You are free to take it, but i'm afraid it won't do you any good."

"We have a capable author amongts us," Loki explains.

"That is not the problem. The problem is that the author has to write down the subject's life story before said subject dies. It wont' work posthumously, I'm afraid.

But feel free to take it. I'd rather be rid of it, if I am to be honest."

Loki takes the quill, not showing his dissapointment.

"Come, let's go," I say. "let's give Valentin and Nea a chance to talk!"

We walk out of the door just as Valentin sits himself down at his pie organ.

"See, he gets to have an organ," Loki grumbles.

"This is quite the place you've got here," Nea says.

"It belonged to my Father's family. They were strange people."

"And your mother?"

Valentin glaces at the door Loki just left through. "They are even stranger," he smiles.

"Yeah, that isn't mysterious at all," Nea mutters to herself. "You aren't going to tell me more about yourself, are you?"

"No, not right now," Valentin grins. "perhaps the next time."

"You said that the last time," Nea points out.

Valentin stands up and takes her hands into his.

"I promised you we'd meet again, and so we did."

"You couldn't possibly have known we'd walk into your house today," Nea points out.

"Couldn't I?"

"Well, I suppose I've seen a lot weirder stuff recently," Nea admits.

"Good. Because having me in your life means you'd better get use to the strange and unexplainable."

"Does that mean I'll see you more often?"

"Oh yes. I am certain we are destined to meet again," Valentin says with a smile that makes her go weak at the knees, not that Nea would ever admit to that!

"But you should go now, your friends are waiting for you."

"Farewell, my beautiful Nea. Until we meet again."

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jennyandvastraflint · 4 months

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Xena Reactions S2Ep13

OH SHIT IT'S A THREE PARTER

Cold opener with Gabrielle my poor girl looks so tires

NOOOO COFFIN

"Xena..." STROKES THE COFFIN OUCH

"Xena?" she wants her backkk

SHE'LL FUCKING GO FERAL ON THESE GUYS. AS SHE SHOULD.

"What a coincidence. So have you." Who's that... Should I know who this dude is?

Gabrielle my bbg is desperate for a hug she needs all the hugs

"She just left me. How could she do that? I really want to hate her for it." "No you don't." "I miss her." NOOOOOOO. I'M SOBBING

"How empty my life was without her"

AND THAT I LOVE HER AAAAAAAAAAH

Ohhhh! The guy is Hercules's boytoy!

THE AMAZONS!

Ephiny is gorgeous...

MELOSA ALSO DIED??? NOOOH

Bruh I don't like this new queen

Bigass statue

Who are these boring men in hood and armour

OH IS THAT THE THIEF GUY FROM ANOTHER EPISODE. I recognise him

Shfhfs bdbd He just picked the lock

"No offence" 😂

Oop... Possession?

"Because she's strong and talks about the old ways" Ah...

"And maybe then, you can..." "Let her go..." How about NOOOO

Gabrielle is like You entitled shitttt XD

"Choose the one drink you wouldn't give your worst enemy"

AHAHAHA IS XENA HAUNTING HIM SJFHSHSS

"i want you to steal my dead body from the amazons"

PLEASE...

'No messing with my limbs or bodily functions unless I say so" shdhfhs

"Xena, I'll always love you"

"I always thought of you as my home"

AHHH SHE WANTS TO HELP THE AMAZONS

"I'm not just leering at scantily clad women, I'm working." sdjfhs

"Losing your body has done nothing to improve your patience" Xena HITS him

Oh Gabrielle looks GOOD in that armour

And the one earring? 👀

HOLY SHIT SHE TOSSED A KNIFE AT HER??

What is this Ephiny slander from this woman

"Look, they made me queen" SHE'S SO BROKEN AND SAD

"There are two kinds of tears."

"I won't say goodbye to you, Xena, because we'll be together again, one day" AAAAAAAAH

"Actually it is what you think it is, but not WHY you think it is"

Xena "Pathetic..." Gabrielle "That's so pathetic" sjdhdsv

FIRE ARROWS

Is she controlling his body

Yup. Gabrielle is about to believe it

Ephiny is like Whaat is happening

Ffs she's such a shittttt...

"I'm going to speak through you"

AHHHH

"why did you leave" T_T

I CAN'T LOSE YOU AGAIN. GABRIELLE I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE.

KISSSSSSS!!!

"Get your hands off my butt" sbfhdhdhd

Spikes. OBVIOUSLY there's spikes

No signal underground 😔

Ew why is she kissing him

ANDJSHSHD SHE HAS HIM ON A LEASH 😭

"I like pain. I like what it does to people and I like what it makes people do" sadist... 😂

"One or the other"

"Hey I paid for an hour" djfhdhs

Urgh ffs stop sexualising her...

"I wanna tell you THIS"

"With that Amazonian... Female"

XENA IS POSSESSING GABRIELLE

Oh the grin on Gabrielle's face is SEXY

Holy shit they're hanging over fire and spikes... And fight

Was that wobbly jelly thing the ambrosia

NOT ALL OF IT

HAND HOLDING. HAND HOLDING. "Come back. Please come back."

OH NO She's gonna eat it...

"I'm just giving you your chance... to thank me."

He's a good person, in some aspects

"Promise me that you'll never die on me again"

"It was warm, friendly, loving... I felt protected."

AWWWW THEY LEAN

#v watches xena #more crying ✌️#xena #xena warrior princess #xena and gabrielle #gabrielle #lucy lawless #renee o'connor

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undertale-writing-times · 2 years

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Can u do this ask for the skelebros from US, SF, FS, MS, HS, and DS? So, all the swap boiz.:

S/O comes in the house looking kinda ashamed and sus. They just got a big black eye and is tryina go to their room to cover it up, looked like their got punched. If asked about it before they get to room they play dumb 'umm. What black eye.. idk what ur talking about' and keep tryina walk away to the room. If asked again they finally answer and say they opened their car door and hot themself n the face with it by accident. And was embarrassed by it.

If anybody else asks they say silly stuff like 'i got n a fight with a bear and won'

How would the guys react?

Whooo... long.

Also, yay! :D My Horrorswap Boys!

Blueberry: When he first sees you, and that bruise, he's going to gasp "Y/n!" He runs over, jumping up to grab your face gently, and frowning looking over your face "What happened? Did someone hurt you? Oh no, that doesn't look good! What happened?" you didn't even have a chance to try to get your room. "I uh... I-I'm gonna go to my room I don't know what kind of black eye you're talking about, there's no black eye" you chuckle nervously. He squints at you "Y/n" he said, in that stern voice. When you pause, then blush lightly, and explain what happened he's going to make a soft oh sound, then roll his eye shines at you "Y/n! You need to be more careful, I swear I will wrap you up in bubble wrap!" he goes to grab something for you to put over your eye. When you tell the fake stories, he's going to play along and add little parts to the stories to make them sound more believable.

Stretch: He would do a double take when you came in "Hey Y/n" he would say, and look over, then look back at the tv going to say something else but then he would pause and quickly look back at you "Y/n? What the hell happened?" He gets up, walking over putting his hand on your cheek. They laugh, turning their head away "Dunno what you're talking about. I'm tired, can I go to my room now, or are you gonna keep holding onto my face?" just getting that one stern look from Stretch was enough for you to sigh, and explain. He isn't proud to say that he laughed a little, and he's gonna most likely be the one to come up with a dumb story. He will help you with your bruise and will try his best to keep it a secret but if Lady or Foster asks, you're gonna go down the drain. He can't lie to either of them... mostly Foster.

King: The second he sees the bruise over your eye, he's going to gasp and run over "Y/n! Tell me exactly what happened to your face!?" When you laugh, turn your head away, and try to say that you had no idea what he was talking about, he huffs and puts his hands on his hips "Do you think I'm stupid or something? I can see the mark over your eye!" he stomps his foot on the ground. Honestly, you acting like he couldn't see it was upsetting, and it made him feel like he was... stupid. You sigh and mumble explaining what happened, making him take pause and he sighs shaking his head "Y/n, I cannot let you go to do anything, can I? Well fear not, for the strongest monster in the underground will protect you! Even from yourself" he pulls you to sit down on the couch and goes to get you something for the bruise. He's going to tease you later. Every time you try to lie and come up with a fake story, he's going to tell the truth to them. Call-out post.

Alpha: Alpha would notice the fact that you got that bruise, but he wouldn't bring it up. He doesn't wanna upset you or anything, though he will keep a close eye on you. If you wouldn't want to tell him what's going on, he won't force it. Just expect him to be a bit passive-aggressive until he sighs and decides to ask for real "Okay Y/n, we both know that I saw that bruise. Ain't THAT blind... so what happened?" When you opened your mouth to say something he adds "If you say something other than how you got that, I ain't gonna drop it" you sigh, and explain that you just hit your eye with the door making him snort, and he rolls his eye shines ruffling your hair "Idiot" he won't tease you too much but he won't really help either. He will back your stories up though. So that's fun. "Yeah, fuck that bear. I was impressed with em" he will keep a closer eye on you to make sure that you don't end up hurting yourself again.

Lord: The second you came into the house, shutting the door, Lord stopped cooking. He knew, just KNEW, that either you or Mutt was doing something stupid. Since Mutt was asleep, it had to be you. He peeks around the corner, seeing you trying to sneak into the room looking... sus. "Y/n" he says, causing you to freeze, and he walks out his arms crossed in front of his chest. "Turn around and tell me what you're doing" When you shook your head, he sighs, and raises his hand using his magic to lift you up and turn you to face him and he perks up when he saw the bruise, making him frown and he hurries over "What the hell happened? Did someone hurt you? I'll kill them!" normally he wouldn't threaten anyone but it was still annoying to think about the fact that they hurt his datemate. You act like you had no idea what was going on, making him glare "Do you think I'm blind?" You both pause, then he adds, a little embarrassed himself since he was blind in one eye. "Shut up and tell me" you sigh, and explain that you just hit yourself with your door making him pause and he frowns "Be more careful" he turns, waving his hand "you can ask Mutt to heal you, he has been trying to work on his healing magic" He cannot believe you.

Mutt: They woke up when you came into the house, making them perk up and they grin, jumping off of the couch and putting their arms around you in a tight hug "Y/n!" they fall back onto the ground. They pull back to say something when they saw the bruise over your eye making their eye sockets widen "Ah! I'm sorry d...did I do that?! I'm sorry please don't hate me" they looked like they were about to cry. They didn't mean to hurt you with their love! Oh hell, they're evil, aren't they? You'd have to quickly explain to them what happened for real because if not, they will blame themselves for your wound even if there's no way they could have done it themselves. They would pause, tilting their head to the side then let out a little laugh "You're so silly" they mumble, and moves their hand up to use their magic. They had been working on their healing magic lately, it was the easiest magic for them to use, for some reason? A little ironic, given the fact that they come from a fell universe, and people used to believe that healing magic was a waste of time.

Books: He's the one that you would most likely be able to hide it from the longest. He's not really the best at picking things up like that, but once he notices he's going to frown "Y/n! Why didn't you tell me you had a bruise? What transpired?" he reaches out, putting his hand on your cheek. You chuckle, averting your eyes "W-What bruise are you talking about?" he frowns, asking if you got hurt by someone else. Maybe a rival mafia member, or one of his brothers? You would have to explain to him what happened or he would go and ask all the others and then everyone would be worried. When you tell him the door hit you in the face when you opened it too fast, he's going to be a little shocked that that happened, then he would sigh shaking his head, letting out a soft laugh "I cannot believe you..." That's really so rude! How dare you not tell him that you got hurt? He can't do anything really to help you but it was still worrying... now he'll keep a closer eye on you, just in case.

Crank: He notices right away that you got the bruise, and instead of asking, he decides to try to figure out what happened. If one of his brothers hurt you, he's gonna literally kill them. Ugh, was it Boss? Boss wasn't the best at that sort of stuff. After a while, he couldn't figure out exactly what happened until he looked at the cameras and he saw you hitting yourself with the door and he laughs then decides to forget about it. He'll back up your stories. He knows, and he's sure that you know he knows. He knows and finds out everything and nobody can ever hide anything from him.

Snackers: When Snackers saw you trying to sneak to the bedroom, he looks over tilting his head to the side then squints and gets up, walking over following you. His footsteps were pretty silent. When he saw the bruise, he gasps and jumps up onto the bed to look at it easier "Hurt? Why are you hurt? Who?" When you laugh a little, and ask "What bruise? There's... no bruise?" he tilts his head, looking confused blinking a few times. There was a bruise, why act like there was no bruise? It was silent between the two of you, until you explain what really happened which made him giggle "Silly datemate" he leans up, 'kissing' beside the bruise. He'll get you ice for your bruise! Just... isn't really sure how he's supposed to help, you know? He will get confused at you making up lies and will say "Oh no Y/n, remember? You hit yourself with the door" it's embarrassing to be called out by your datemate.

Butcher: Butcher finds out quickly, and will get you stuff for your bruise but will not force, or really even ask what happened. He was sure if you got hurt by someone, you would tell him, and he can't really force you to tell him to anything.

Delusion: The second he senses you coming in, and could feel the strange... feelings, coming off of you, he goes to see what's wrong. He perks up when he saw you, making him frown "Y/n, what happened to your eye?" Did someone hurt you? Was it Daydream? Or one of his underlings?! You look at him, and laugh nervously "Don't know what you're talking about!" they then run into the bedroom. He blinks a few times, making a small oh sound, then goes to ask the others to keep an eye on you, to make sure that you weren't being hurt by anyone and one of them came back to tell him that they heard you telling a friend the story. Delusion is confused on why you wouldn't tell him that you hurt yourself, he was so worried about you... he will ask you about it, and ask if you didn't trust him, or something? That... really upset him, Y/n.

Daydream: I'm gonna be honest with you. He would most likely just grab something for your eye, and tell you to be careful then send the others to keep an eye on you to make sure that there isn't someone that's been hurting you.

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shizuokadivision · 11 months

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Sakura's Thoughts on 2nd Members

Jiro Yamada

“Hmm…So this is the infamous Guard Dog of Ikebukuro?” Sakura strummed her fingers on the table. “I have no issue with him. He mainly sticks around his division's underworld which I’m surprised his older brother lets him do considering how protective he can be. Though I guess he knows what he's doing if he’s running around the criminal underground. He better be careful though because people won't care that he’s young. In fact, it gives them more of a reason to eat him alive”

Jyuto Iruma

“Let it be known that the Kito-gumi does not deal with drugs. I will agree on that with Iruma on that end. However, if Iruma thinks he can boss me around like he does Aohitsugi then he has another thing coming. I do not take kindly to cops coming onto my territory and trying to order me around. Not even the Shizuoka Police Department is as brazen as him.” The red-haired woman snarls. “If he tries it again well then I won't be responsible for any accidents that might befall him.”

Gentaro Yumeno

“Reika has lent me some of his books to read and I’ll agree with her that they're good and his novels show Yumeno’s expertise with words.” Sakura glares. “However that is about all the good I have to say about him. If there's one thing I hate it's liars. Oh sure, everyone lies but it seems like every time Yumeno opens his mouth only falsehoods seem to come out of it. How he hasn't had someone close that smart mouth of his I’ll never know. I swear to you right now that if even attempts to lie to me I'll personally sow his lips shut.”

Hifumi Izanami

“Izanami. I'm not sure if I want to laugh at or pity the man. He has such an intense fear of women that he begs them to please not hurt him.” Sakura snorts. “It's so amusingly pathetic. Why on earth did he decide to become a host of all things? It seems counterproductive to me.” Sakura sighs. “I will give him one piece of advice though. He needs to find the fucking bitch that dealt him his trauma and put a bullet in between their eyes. Maybe then he’ll start to heal. Take it from me harming the people who harmed you brings a sense of relief that hopefully Izanami will understand one day.”

Rosho Tsutsujimori

“So this is the guy Nurude used to be comedy partners with. There’s something about him...wait a minute.” Sakura takes a closer look at the photo of the teacher. Her face became one of pure amusement. “Hahaha! Oh god, he looks like Aohitsugi did several years ago! Is this why Nurude became Aohitsugi’s partner? He missed Tsutsujimori so much that he went and partnered up with the first guy who physically looks like him. Hahaha! I can't! You can’t write this shit! Please tell me Aohitsugi knows that he was nothing more than a clown’s rebound?”

Jyushi Aimono

“Oh, it's this kid. His band had a show in Shizuoka a while back and he ran into me. He apologized and in his attempt to run away from me accidentally left behind his stuffed pig. Normally I wouldn't give a fuck about shit and god knows what possessed me to do this but I chased him down and gave him his doll back.” Sakura groans. “Kid started sobbing on me the moment he got his doll back. My shirt was soaked that's how much he was crying. As thanks he even gave tickets to his show that night. I'm not normally a fan of visual kei so I was surprised to actually find myself liking his music but man he has got to stop crying so much.”

#hypnosis microphone #hypnosis mic #hypmic #hypmic oc #hypnosis mic oc #shizuoka division #silent tragedy #sakura kito #jiro yamada #jyuto iruma #gentaro yumeno #hifumi izanami #rosho tsutsujimori #jyushi aimono

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nogenderbee · 9 months

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hmm I have a guess on who I'm going to get, let's see if it's right! I know I'm not gonna get a certain person that I want but it's fine aha

I like guy and girls btw

⊱ What nickname would you call your lover?:

Definitely darling! I love saying it and I love receiving it.

⊱ What are your hobbies?

Mostly drawing and pjsk, I read sometimes OH AND I FORGOT THAT I DRUM FOR A BAND TOO!

⊱ What's your perfect date idea?:

I don't really know, maybe just cuddling at home all day and watching a show together. Not really a date idea but I enjoy just sitting in a room with someone and talking while we do our own seperate things. Like reading next to someone or drawing next to them while they do their thing.

⊱ What's something you hate in others? (like a personality trait or behavior for example):

When people are mean or rude out of nowhere, kills the vibe for no good reason

⊱ What are yours main 3-5 (or more if you want!) personality traits?:

I'm pretty reliable and generally knowledgeable in things? I guess? Uhh and I like patterns and numbers and schedules bc they make me feel secure and accomplished, but it does make me rigid in my drumming so I've had to work on that. Even tho I'm a little weirder than the average person I'm actually pretty sociable and a lot more talkative with others than my friend haha

⊱ What activity/hobby do you like?:

Drawing but I quite a bit of art insecurity (ena monent). Going on a walk with someone is fun too, whether it's down the street or through a forest. Every once in a blue moon I'll write something self-indulgent too and I am pretty good at writing if I do say so myself but my motivation and consistency levels are UNDERGROUND. IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL.

⊱ What's activity/hobby you don't like?:

Most sports like football and basketball, even tho badminton is fun ngl

I'm excited to hear your response!

Aoooh we will see if I'll be able to match you with your guess then! So let's see!

I pair you with...

🥁🥁🥁

Rui Kamishiro!

⊱ okey so first is nickname, you call him "darling" and so does her calls you like that! And both of you of course live it! But if you ever get bored of it, know he has a bit more of pet names up his sleeve~

⊱ so first, you definitely have drawing in common but you're also definitely better than him at it. As for you drumming in a band, he's extremely impressed and also supportive! Also your biggest fan~

⊱ honestly he enjoys both cuddling and just spending quality time with each other while also finishing your own things. I'm just sure dates when you draw or do anything and he creates inventions or plan new shows are frequent!

⊱ as for your scheduling, he must admit that he likes scheduling himself but if you can actually keep up with you then he'll be impressed ad he often just spends too much time on one thing... But he's also impressed by you bring knowledgeable and reliable! There's sometimes just no end to his compliments really~

⊱ and finally, he absolutely enjoys walks so if you won't mind, he'd love to share them with you too! It's probably often when the two of you just walk around streets, forests or so, be it morning, evening, middle of day or night

You and Rui had your classic date when you were just doing your own things. He was working on his new invention and you were focused on drawing. He still had a lot of things to do before he could say his invention is finished but he decided to take a little break as he was curious how you're doing.

"Hey darling, may I have a peek~?"

"I guess so!"

"Thank you~"

He got a but closer, putting one hand on top of your while looking through your shoulder. If you're looking for his reaction, you can only see amazement in his eyes.

"Oh my~ You're amazing! I'm can't deny it, I'm extremely proud to have you and my partner~"

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#pairing #project sekai #colorful stage #project sekai colorful stage #x reader #project sekai x reader #colorful stage x reader #project sekai colorful stage x reader

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da3dm · 1 year

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3d!!!!

You mentioned other heroes in your asks to Brick, can you tell use anything about them?! (If they even are actual characters)

Also!! Is Irza alone as the only villain or are there more villains??

S L O T H

You've returned to my askbox asking amazing things that make my brain spaz out

THERE ARE OTHERSSSS! Villains I mean...but let's start with the heroes!!!!!

I don't have a whole lot of them named, but there's some top tier heroes that have actual hero names. Most of the time the new ones do have them bc they named themselves, but not many people know the name.

This gets long so it's under a cut ;-;

Okay! There's a very rude healer guy who doesn't like that there's a villain running around that has healing magic...aka Voidshire...and he's basically that rich boy no-one likes bc he won't heal you if you don't give him a lot of money and he definitely won't heal you if you're related to a dragon in any way. Irzayn hates this guy for good reason. Oh and he's just a human. (I will admit he doesn't have a name yet but I have everything else about him—you could send me names to help too, both civilian and hero names...)

Now another one is Songstress. She's a merfolk (in this day and age most merfolk can also go on land in humanish forms, their skin is just a diff color and they have weird ears) hero that uses her powerful voice bc she has siren ancestry. If she tells you to do something you'll be forced to obey if you don't have a lot of mental fortitude. She uses amplifiers to send her voice across battlefields and only knows basic hand to hand combat so you win if you get close and can't hear her voice/have resistance. Her personality is...kinda like the woman that will adopt a child if they see it abandoned but flaunts her appearance and money anyway. There is no solid description but she's more loved. She doesn't have a civilian name, wanna assist with that too?

Then there's this guy that appears later that actually went to the same school as Irza and is the one who taught our mc villain how to fight! They were classmates in the same club, just separated by a few grades. He doesn't have a hero name yet bc I haven't gotten that far, but his name is Jaxi and he's very upbeat, intense, and friendly. He's also half demon.

There's more but I don't have all of them listed. It's hard to just keep making people when they're very far from appearing in the storyline...think of it that there's hundreds of heroes in just one city, but these guys are all over the world. It's a superhero like system.

NOW FOR THE VILLAINS!

First things first I'd like to clarify that Irza never actually wanted to be a villain, the city just names him Voidshire on their own and called him one.

Now! I'll start with MazukuPriest! This person is completely unknown. No known gender from their unusual clothes and voice distorter, and no possible clues to their origin/race. This one uses wind magic as blades and is the first legit villain that Irza meets as a kid. They also faught and Irza barely one only bc the win condition was to get a single hit in...Irza BIT this guy eheheheheh, he just went FERAL

Then there's Scrambler! She is a vampire who LOVES technology. She is the boss of the underground but is a very frail looking woman. Despite that, she's the one that knows everything in the city, makes weapons, specialized clothing for villains (and some corrupt heroes), and keeps track of potential problems. She acts lazy but she could kill you with a snap of her fingers. Do not provoke.

And DANGIT

This means I have to tell you about evil Ezephr...if you don't like really horrible backstories (torture/death/cruelty) then don't read past this point....

This guy's villain name is DarkPrince. His race is angel, but he's worse than the demons in your nightmares. He grew up in a facility being raised from birth into the perfect weapon. They were going to train and condition him into the best and strongest 'hero' of their world, but...they forced this child to kill others in an arena or face punishment. His wings used to be the purest white and oh-so soft...but as they become covered in blood they slowly began to change in color and form. Eventually he got his power earlier than normal. Angels receive their greatest desires as a power when they're in their teens, but he got it at 12, which was extremely early. He killed every single scientist and test subject inside that facility. Then when he was 14, he killed every single person in a city as big as NY in only a few days. At the end of that slaughter of the city, the feathers on his wings had become metal blades, his halo had twisted and been corrupted, and he began to laugh when killing. They had created something the world had never seen before and never should have seen. He's an adult in the storyline now tho and much more important than any of the other characters...he's irredeemable and if you bore him you die. He stalks Irza bc of a special event. He kills bc he wants to and wins against armies on his own...this is the worst and strongest villain in the world that marks Irza as the strongest of all only once he's finally defeated.

I couldn't tell you something super short about him, he's just too fun to talk about. He's just so evil.....

BY THE WAY

I'M ALWAYS OPEN TO PEOPLE SENDING ME HEROES OR VILLAINS THEY MADE THAT THEY WANNA SEE IN THE STORY

It makes it easier for me and sounds reeeeaaaad fun

Any other questions, sloth?

Any at all?

#dead answers #ask #sloth ask #sloth #the talking dead #my characters #oc irza #oc songstress #oc scrambler #oc mazuku #oc ezephr #villain #hero #death mention #death ment tw

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princess-of-the-corner · 2 years

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That but about Azula confronting Ozai has me curious about the Day of the Black Sun.

Okay okay okay I'm just. I'm gonna go over my notes for the whole ass episode so let's go!

This is mostly happening in Part 2 of the two-part episode but anyway!

The attack goes as they wanted, although thanks to Noriko having taken over Ba Sing Sae they knew in advance that there would be an attack so it isn't as much of a surprise.

But the Eclipse still happens and the Firebending goes out.

The Gaang knows that Ozai has to be /somewhere/ but they have no idea where. The Palace and its surrounding grounds are large, and that's before including underground or even nearby buildings.

So they split up in teams of two because, well. Sure the Avatars should be the ones to fight him, but really no one's gonna complain if anyone else kills the fucker right now.

Of course Aang and Ty Lee are the first group. And ofc nothing of interest happens with them.

Katara and Sokka are the second group, but when their father gets injured the two of them step up and lead the invasion troops in his place. They make a hell of a team together.

Mai and Toph pass by the dungeons and oh hey Iroh is escaping too! They're happy he's alive because tbh they had no idea if he was okay or not. They fight off the remaining guards together but Iroh is like 'Hey I'd love to come with you guys again, but in case things don't end today, I have something else set up so I need to go there instead'.

Suki and Jin get to run into Noriko. They get to chase her around the halls. She's mostly there to distract anyone who came looking for Ozai, and is just stalling until the Eclipse is over and for the guards to get their shit together.

Naturally, Zuko and Azula are the ones who actually find Ozai. And while they should just kill him, Ozai is a manipulative fucker who knows how to keep them talking.

The initial conversation between Ozai and Zuko is very much like Canon. Ozai calling him a failure, saying that he was 'only trying to be a good parent' and 'teach respect'. Zuko calls that out for the bullshit it is. It was cruel and horrific and no one, especially not a child, should go through that. And that whatever he was attempting to make Zuko into, well, Zuko is fucking proud that he's not whatever that. He'd rather be the failure.

Since that didn't work, he turns his focus to Azula.

Telling her that he's 'oh so disappointed', that she 'let her brother drag her down'. He 'thought she was better than that'. He calls her weak for not sticking by him.

And Azula wants to scream at him. To prove that she's not weak. And in any other situation, she would. But this is her father. A man she's been terrified of her entire life. And right now, she can't Firebend. It makes her feel weak.

Ozai's final move is to make an offer. Azula can come back. Be Princess of the Fire Nation, be safe from all of this(be safe from him). It'd all be over.

All she has to do, is to kill Zuko.

For a moment, she hesitates. Because a childhood of doing everything in her power to please her father, to make sure that she was safe from her father, doesn't go away. And it would be easy! Because Zuko isn't even looking back at her! She could easily just....

That makes something click though. The fact that, even though he can hear her hesitating, Zuko doesn't turn. He trusts her. He knows that she won't give in.

She isn't alone. She isn't helpless. She can fight back and choose for herself. And even if she should fall, her brother and their friends are there to save her.

In the back of her mind, she hears what Yue had said when deciding to become the Moon Spirit. That she would rather die than let those she loves suffer.

So Azula glares back, stares Ozai down and tells him "I love them more than I fear you."

Yes I am using that line here because I love it and I can't use it later lmao

Unfortunately, Ozai's plan worked. He stalled them long enough. The Eclipse is over. Firebending is back. And Ozai is still an asshole who shoots lightning at his kids.

Zuko and Azula fight back. Honestly, if it were just them, they would have won. But they soon hear the soldiers coming to protect the Fire Lord.

Which means they decide to get the hell out of dodge.

#avatar!ty lee au

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lucakairomi · 2 years

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Another part? Maybe! Malik belongs to @lumpsbumpsandwhumps!

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Luca throws the case file on the table. "No."

Koya rolls his eyes. "You're declining already? You haven't even read the case information."

"I don't have to," she retorts. "I saw the location and that's enough. That's the same town that nutjob works at."

Jacob pops his waffle in the toaster oven. "Thought you weren't worried about that guy."

"I'm not, but that doesn't mean I wanna just walk into his turf to track down a murder suspect. Hell, he's probably guilty of 'em!"

"All the more reason for you to go," the INTERPOL member points out. Luca grits her teeth, as he continues, "This is a high-priority case, Montoya. If we don't get this man now, we won't get another chance."

"Why don't *you* go?"

"I'm a cop. If I go and start asking questions, they'll undoubtedly go underground. You're much less... threatening. Besides, they've largely been going after young women. You fit the demographic far better than I do."

Luca rolls her eyes. "Thanks."

"You're welcome."

Jacob stuffs the entire waffle in his mouth. "'Sides, you might not even thee 'im." Koya nods in agreement. "I doubt he'll go after you twice within such a short time period. Especially if you're there on official business; it would make him the first suspect if something happened to you."

Luca sighs in defeat. "I'll go check it out. But if he tries anything, there's gonna be another murder."

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A few days later, Luca, weighed down by several bags of luggage, steps inside the local inn of a now-familiar rural town. The landlady looks at her suspiciously and she waves. "Um, I'm Luca Montoya? I'm supposed to check out a body?"

"Oh, you must be the detective!" The landlady claps and rushes from behind her desk to greet Luca. "Yes, it's old Marvin, God bless his soul- they've got the body down at the mortician. A horrid sight, let me tell you! Absolutely grisly! Why when I saw it I-"

Luca cuts her off. "Where'd you say the mortician was?"

"Oh of course dear! It's right down the street take two lefts and you can't miss it! Oh, don't worry about your bags, I'll take good care of them for you!" Before Luca can protest the woman had snatched her bags and was ushering her out the door. "The director there is such a lovely boy, and quite handsome! I'm sure he'll help you with whatever you need! Have fun dear!"

The door slams shut, leaving Luca standing, bewildered, on the doorstep. She stares for a moment, before turning around. "Might as well get started..."

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She finds the funeral home easily thanks to the directions, and feels a pang of anxiety about walking back into the place she'd been tortured in a few weeks ago. Shoving that aside, she sees a small group of people standing in front of the building, talking amongst themselves. As she approaches they all turn to stare at her, before their conversation changes to hushed whispers and furtive glances in her direction. She clears her throat. "Hi..."

They ignore her. She clears her throat louder. "I'm here about a murder?"

Another voice rings out from the doorway. "Welll I'll be! Its Luca Montoya! What's a pretty thing like you fixin' to do down here in the sticks?"

Luca nearly does a double-take at the man stepping down to meet her- dark hair, a crisp suit, a beauty mark beside his eye, holding out his hand to shake as his eyes glint with mirth.

Malik.

Son of a bitch.

#my writing #my ocs #luca and malik #drabble #not whump #case file maj

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6rookie-writer0110 · 1 year

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Endless River

Male Reader x Enola Holmes

Request - Can you do Male Reader x, Enola Holmes. Just anything.

1884

Enola is trying to find clues for her first case. Enola's last clue leads her to the pub and she tries to get inside.

“You can't come inside,” You said.

“And who are you? You can't tell me what to do” Enola said.

“Because you are a girl,” You said.

“That is dumb and you're not the owner of the pub,” Enola said.

“How do you know that?” You asked.

“Because of how you're dressed. Your clothes look very old” Enola said

“Look, I don't want the men in here to bother you, so leave,” You said.

“I can defend myself and I'm on a case. I'm a detective” Enola said

“Like Sherlock Holmes?” You asked.

“Yes, just like him. I have my own agency” Enola said.

You are speechless that you didn't know what to ask. But Enola didn't say that Sherlock is her older brother.

“I’m trying to look for someone and he is missing for a month now. I just need to ask questions” Enola said.

“Who is missing?” You asked.

“His name is Jack and people saw him here at this pub. Did you see him?” Enola said.

“Yeah, I saw him. He owes me money, and because of him I lost the fight” You said.

“What, fight?” Enola asked.

“To earn extra money I fight in a secret underground where people can bet,” You said.

“Did you kill him?” Enola asked.

“No! I didn't kill him. Yeah, I want to beat him up but I didn't. The last time I saw him talk to the guy who is in charge of setting up the fights then I went home” You said.

“Take me to this so-called underground for fights,” Enola said.

“No,” You said.

You start to walk away and Enola starts to follow you. She is trying to convince you to take her to the underground fights.

“They won't let you inside because women are not allowed,” You said.

“You don't seem bothered that I am a detective,” Enola said.

“I always wanted to be a detective, but I can't read or write,” You said.

“Don’t you go to school or finished?” Enola asked.

“I didn't finish. People made fun of me, so why bother” You said.

“Oh... What if, I teach you how to read and write and you can be a detective at my workplace but only if you take me to the underground fight” Enola said.

“Really?” You asked.

“Yes, I mean it and I won't go back on my words,” Enola said.

You start to think...

“You can call me detective Y/n” You smiled.

“I will just call you, Y/n” Enola said.

You and Enola leave together and you tell her about the fights.

“I guess, we will go undercover,” Enola said.

“But you can't go wearing a dress. Wow, I'm going undercover” You said.

Enola starts to think and she got an idea.

“Lend me your clothes and you tell them, I want to bet on the fights. But don't call me Enola” Enola said.

“I think it might fit you. But what should I call you?” You said.

“Call me Tommy,” Enola said.

She followed you to your place. You live in a bad area and the landlord told you to pay the rent or else. You are short on cash and the landlord will want the money by tomorrow. The are many people living in a small house and you share your room with a stranger.

“You live alone?” Enola asked.

“No. I share the room with an Irish man named Colin,” You said.

You give her your clothes to put on.

“Thank you,” Enola said.

“The bathroom is over there and I will wait here for you,” You said

She went into the bathroom and you sit on your bed. A few minutes later she comes out...

“You almost look like a real boy,” You said.

“Now we go,” Enola said

“Try to change your voice a little deeper,” You said.

“Good idea,” Enola said.

You take Enola to the underground fight. They believed that Enola is a guy and you tell who Jack spoke to. Then you and Enola watched a fight together and one of the fighters was the one last to speak with Jack.

“He has a temper and thinks he is better than everyone. And his name is Jason” You said.

Enola watched you bet on the fight. After the fight, you and Enola went to see Jason.

“This is Tommy and we want to know where is Jack,” You said.

“Why should I care?” Jason asked.

“His family is looking for him,” Enola said.

“I don't care. Leave or I will make you” Jason said.

“You don't have to be a cunt” You said.

“Where is Jack?” Enola asked.

Jason pushed you and you were going to hit him but Enola punched him in the nose.

“That hurts,” Enola said.

“We better run now,” You said.

You and Enola start to run fast.

“Wow, the way you punched him was great!” You smiled.

“Well, that was a waste of time and he was a prick,” Enola said.

“I told you. Now what?” You said.

“I will show you what I have about Jack” Enola said.

“Okay,” You said.

You go with Enola to her place, she is showing you what she knows so far. Enola promised you that she will teach you how to write and read.

-----

Enola has been teaching you how to read.

“This is hard,” You said.

“Y/n, you have to keep trying. To be a good detective, you need to learn how to read and write. Now, Y/n start again and take your time” Enola said.

“It means a lot that you're teaching me. No one would teach me how to read and write because they think it's a waste of time” You said

“Y/n, I don't think it's a waste of time. I'm happy to teach you” Enola said.

“Thank you,” You said.

You and Enola smiled at each other.

✬ ✫ ✯ ✬

It's nighttime, all day you and Enola have been trying to find new clues. While walking home, you and Enola saw a drunk guy get kicked out of the pub.

“Sherlock?” Enola said.

“You know him?” You asked.

“Enola?” Sherlock asked.

“You smell bad,” You said.

“Who are you? Enola, is he bothering you?” Sherlock said.

“I know him and he is my friend. His name is Y/n. What are you doing in a pub?” Enola said.

“We disagreed on the wine,” Sherlock said.

“That’s dumb,” You said.

“Mhmm,” Sherlock said.

“I can't just leave him here,” Enola said to you.

“Let’s take him to his place,” You said.

“Good idea,” Enola said.

Sherlock told you and Enola, where he is staying. Now Sherlock has his arms around you and Enola.

“Wow, feels like I'm carrying a mountain,” You joked.

“You do know, it is impossible to carry a mountain,” Enola said.

You and Enola do struggle to walk and carry Sherlock.

“It was a joke. I know you can't carry a mountain but you can't lie and say he is hard to carry. Mr, Sherlock I am a huge fan. I want to be a detective but people say I'm dumb” You said.

“Y/n, you are not dumb don't believe them. You are smart in different ways” Enola said.

“Wow, no one called me smart before” You smiled.

“Listen to her” Sherlock mumbled.

Sherlock lies on the couch and she tells him to drink water, but he falls asleep. You have been living with Enola for a while also, you sleep alone, and you're happy about that.

-----

You and Enola did find Jack. He wanted to start a new life without anyone knowing him.

Now, you help her run the agency but it's not easy. A couple walked in and you're sitting at Enola’s desk. You spilled the ink and you start to clean the mess.

“We need to hire you for your service,” The old lady said.

“Oh, I'm not the boss,” You said.

“Then who is in charge? We need to find our cat” the old guy said.

“I am in charge. My name is Enola Holmes” Enola said.

“You? But you are a girl” He said.

“And she is your boss?” She asked you.

“She is in charge and I work for her,” You said.

“Is your brother Sherlock or Mycroft, available?” She asked.

“I don't work with my brothers,” Enola said.

“Enola is smart and she thinks fast. Hire her and she will get the case done... And-” You rambled on.

Enola couldn't help to smile about what you said about her.

“We will go somewhere else,” He said.

They leave and she sighed. You gently pat her shoulder.

“Don’t worry, we will get another case” You said.

“Maybe,” Enola said.

------

You are in the office and Enola starts to write on a paper.

“That’s how you spell your name, Y/n” Enola said.

“Wow. How did you write it like that?” You asked

“I will show you. Each letter makes a different sound, always remember that. And yes some words do sound the same but have different meanings” Enola said.

“That is a lot,” You said.

“I will teach you step by step. Now, let's start with the first” Enola said.

Enola starts to teach you, how to write each letter in your name. She would gently hold your hand to show you the movement of each letter.

#enola holmes imagine #enola holmes x reader #Enola Holmes x male reader #x male reader #male!reader

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demo-dragon · 2 years

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A new friend (Rebornplates one-shot)

Description: I'll be honest, I like seeing Flowey and Frisk as best friends as they look out for each other. And Flowey knows Frisk's true identity but doesn't mention it to them for their sake. Also, this takes place about one month after the Barrier was broken

Handplates belong to @zarla-s

Rebornplates belongs to me

Undertale and characters belong to Toby fox and Temmie Chang

Flowey was alone in the old ruins as the sun rays peered down on him to give warmth. The golden flower had the option to go with Frisk and the others to the surface but chose not to join them since he didn't want to face the people he hurt during those endless resets. Flowey took a deep breath and sighed as he couldn't understand why Frisk showed him MERCY after they defeated him as the Photoshop Flowey despite everything he did to them during their journey in the Underground.

'I can't understand.' He thought to himself, 'why did they show me MERCY after all the things I've done to them...' While Flowey was still lost in thought, he heard footsteps from the dark corridor. He turned his head and saw Frisk coming toward him with a friendly expression on their face, and seeing them again made the soulless flower feel happy.

"Hello, Flowey," Frisk greeted with a smile. "Mind if I keep you company?" Flowey didn't say anything but nodded as he wanted someone like Frisk to keep him company even before Frisk fell to the cursed mountain. He always had Papyrus to look up to as he loved the guy throughout all the RESET, trying to find a way to break him Flowey will always like Papyrus and sees the funny skeleton as a friend too. The human sat beside him, grabbed their bag, and brought out a container with two plastic forks, and inside the container were two slices of their mother's famous mix-berry pie.

"My mom wanted me to give you a slice of her pie in case you were hungry," they explained to him as they handed him a slice along with a fork.

"That's nice of her, even though I don't know why you're here." He spoke as he took a bit of the pie. "Shouldn't you be at home, like making friends?" Frisk looks at Flowey and meekly smiles as they bite off their mother's pie.

"I already did." the human said as they were eating. "It's you, Flowey."

Flowey's eyes widened in shock, and he looked at the human as if they got hit in the head with something.

"W-what?" he asked, trying to process what Frisk had just said. "Frisk? Did you get hit by a ten-ton brick?" The teen chuckled as their new flower friend tried to comprehend all this. "No, why do you ask?" Frisk smiled as Flowey was getting annoyed with their cheeky attitude.

"Oh, I don't know, given that you said 'it's you, Flowey,'" he sarcastically answered as the flower looked away from Frisk. "Of all the humans and monsters in the world, why choose me as your friend? I did many horrible things to you, so why me?"

"I want to help you and let you know that you don't have to be alone just because you deserve to be left behind." They explained to him while he looked away from them. "...I also can see the real you; deep down, you want to be with everyone else up on the surface." Flowey did not say anything else, so they kept saying, "You made bad choices, but I vaguely remember something that someone once told me everyone can be a good person if they just try."

"...."

"Flowey, I know it's hard, but it saddens me to see you like this." They expressed in concerned for their friend. "I promise I will be there for you if you ever need someone to talk to."

Flowey looks back to Frisk and sighs in defeat.

"Oh, all right, fine," he spoke. "You've convinced me."

"R-really? Do you mean you'll-" Flowey cuts them off.

"If you promise me that you won't tell Toriel and Asgore who I truly am." He said firmly, "I don't want them to know, nor am I ready to tell them." Frisk understands his wishes with a smile.

"I promise," Frisk responded.

And from that moment on, Flowey and Frisk headed their way home as the golden flower wrapped his vines around his new friend's left arm as they continued to talk to each other, knowing their found friendship would last a lifetime.

#undertale #undertale au #handplates au #flowey #frisk #one shot #fanfiction #rebornplates #handplates

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stardustbythepocketful · 2 months

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Name ; Truette Lee Miller Nicknames: Lee Fandom ; TSITP Faceclaim ; Dylan Sprouse Trigger warnings ; none off the top of my brainum cranium.

✰ 21. bisexual / biromantic. pogue. dancer at a strip club, don't judge. Part time underground fighter. Again, don't judge.

✰ gender male. pronouns he / him hair light brown . eyes blue. height 5’10”. species human. languages english, sarcasm

✰ parents Sandra Miller siblings Fivel Miller

Personality:

Lee is a very carefree, flirtatious kind of guy. He likes to have a good time and he likes to see everyone around him smiling. He’s got a goofball type personality but he knows when it’s serious to act accordingly. Sometimes his jokes fall flat but he’s quick to recover. He enjoys being around his friends and family and he doesn’t shy away from certain topics in conversation. To pretty much anyone willing to ask, he's an open book. But he really , really hates it when he’s called by his first name. Hates. Loathe entirely.

He enjoys music, has some tattoos on his body, and is known to have more than a fling or two in his time. He doesn’t just sleep with anyone as there has to be a connection of some kind. Despite how flirtatious he is there is one rule : He will not break up a relationship – period.

If he’s in one himself, he’s loyal to a fault, but he never does jealousy. If he finds himself getting to a point he’s jealous he knows it’s probably time to leave.

+ : Happy, loyal, focused, athletic, silly - : unserious

♡ - His job, his friends, flirting, putting a smile on peoples faces, being around family, the city lights ✗- the only thing he will currently claim to not like aside from cold food is his ex fiance.

Background:

Born Truette Lee Miller, he is the only son born to a single mother who was raised by her and with help of his grandmother. His father from what he can gather was simply a donor for the sake of his mom having kids. No matter how you look at the story, that's just how it plays out. In school Lee was into sports but gave that up for the sake of taking up self defense of various kinds. He grew up with his sister, Fivel whom while he is protective over lets her live her life without getting too involved. He attended college for a short while but discovered that the scholarly life wasn’t for him, so he dropped out and doesn’t regret it. He knows what he knows and he’s okay with that. He’s close with his mom, though doesn’t understand a lick as to why she named him Truette. he’s not as close with his grandmother though, due to how she was raised herself and tried to raise him and his sister.

Currently, Lee spends his time with his best friend, Jasper working at the club his mom now owns. When he’s not there, he’s probably off fighting, putting on a good show. He lives in a pretty decent apartment accumulated by himself , currently navigating adulthood, friendships, and the dreaded romantic relationships. Sometimes he’d rather have his hand gnawed off by a demonic donkey.

Additional Info :

• Discovered he was bisexual in high school. • Openly flirts with his best friend, Jasper, even if they're not together. • I can't tell you why he doesn't like to take things seriously, he hasn't told me. • If you call him a mama's boy he won't take it as an insult because he knows his mom is a damn queen. • •

Verses: tbd

#fandom : tsitp #bio : lee miller

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