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aznpew · 1 year
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sugimotos and some sugitsuki....
waves my rarepair flag
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rohirric-hunter · 4 months
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So an essential thing that I've learned doing returns at work is this:
Don't ever fucking ship with FedEx.
Today I happened across someone's Target order. That was clearly addressed to them, at a real residential address in a whole different city, but FedEx decided to ship it to us, a warehouse fulfillment center, instead. And it wasn't some random junk: it contained, among other things, a MetaVerse VR headset. This is a $500 item. And FedEx was like, yeah, sure, just send it wherever, NBD.
And this is not the only time I've seen this, although it IS the most expensive. I run into two or three of these every time I do returns. THAT I'M AWARE OF. We also get a lot of return to senders because the package was refused. Any number of those could be the same issue but the other way 'round. And it is ALWAYS FedEx. UPS doesn't do this shit, USPS certainly doesn't do this shit, only FedEx does this. Sometimes they even slap on an 'address correction' label but if you peel it up you can see the obviously very different address that probably isn't even in the same state underneath it.
Anyway. TL;DR: if you want the stuff you're mailing to get where it's going, don't use FedEx. And avoid shopping online with retailers that use FedEx, TBH.
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whomturgled · 11 months
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i have so many feelings and i hate it
#and regrets of any time ive acted up or feel like in hindsight it wasnt cherishing the time i have w them as i shld be and#and things i want to do with them still and ways to love them and be loved and understand their way of loving and#i think we can be so good together and. i miss them. and i hope they miss me.#i really hope theyll miss me soon and want me again and . ik its maybe a little messed up but i want to believe and trust and#its hard and it hurts but. i really feel theres a great connection and if i need to chill out a bit and remember myself more thats fine#and on me for getting so like. moody recently. altho i kinda feel like part of that is med changes but u__u still i need to be able to like#be better and i think they make me better and so happy and. im so comfortable with them and i love them and i wld want to make it work#even if it had to be distance but i dont think i want to just be their friend like maybe but it would hurt a lot bc i love them so much#and i hope they wanna be with me too still and will allow me to romance them yknow flowers and adventures and love and take care and... yea#and maybe some of this was just them going thru a lot rn and im sorry for adding pressure to it and i want to be the comfortable respite an#auurgrgghfhdhdhhfhfdhh i miss them#i just keep thinking abt them like ill have periods of not but then i do again and. idk.#theres also a lot of complicated feelings and thoughts and its like i want to like. idk. know some of their friends n stuff n. :^( idk#i dont feel well from the stress and emotions and ow of it all#i really hope it isnt just a way for them to let me down i really hope they come back eventually like i wanna believe they will but#ourgsghthfhdhfhghghdhdhwkelftk4bfbhwiwjtjejAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#i love them a lot. and need to listen more abt more alone time stuff bc it is good for both of us but not like this u_u#ok sorry for rambling i needed somewhere to write feelings so here we are#i guess part of me is hoping theyre thinking abt me at least a bit and maybe will check this and see it and be like wow i do miss them too#but ik thats silly and eitth3u2ieigjtb4jirifjwji24jgntn aahhhhhhhhhhh. i say a lot of things wrong esp when scared or overly emotional and.#urgevshehrhtjrjeitjtnjeeitjtjwjeiigvjiw9384847rhfbwjoe4j4n4j289djrnrnf#i just really really hope they come back soonish and like want me and are like yes i do want you sorry for that but not a huge sorry bc#like i understand where theyre coming from and. and. yeah. idk. soon doesnt have to be today or tomorrow but maybe a week or 2 idk#i just realy miss them and it hurts and i really dont want them with someone else or to just throw it all away andni want to prove i can#like. idk. love them and be better and more positive i guess we've both been dealing w a lot of stuff and i do need to learn to accept and#more patient w how we communicate differently and we do have to face that but its a difficult topic to confront ig and aurh4hwhshhrlffff#i think they love me i want to trust and i really hope they dont try to make any decisions for me or like based on what they think best 4 m#bc i get to decide that :^(#when i said let down i meant like. leave my life and never talk to me again and stuff.. ;^(. idk how to feel abt some things but. idk. idk.#theres so many feelings and that all is just a pretty vague tip of the iceberg ugh
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eternallys · 10 months
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koolades-world · 18 days
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i saw the cat and corvid mc ones and i wanna see dog-like mc so bad, like one whos very loyal, loves cuddling with loved ones, if they had a tail and one of the gang came home itd be faster than a helicopter i think, if they see anyone with food theyd just come up to them with their puppy dog eyes, they just lounge around in random spots nearby the characters or even lays their head/body on them. sometimes theyll be playing with something and be possessive over it and a "Whats that in your mouth" situation comes in and they run away taking random stuff they found lying around the HoL, maybe theyre also rly playful and love playfighting and stuff like tug of war
thats just a few things that come off the top of my head lol how the mc is like is up to you, sorry if theres too much or doesnt make sense! xoxo
haha hi!!! yes of course!
this is such a fun idea. i may or may not have based this reader off my goofy goober of a dog. she's so sweet but sometimes i wonder if theres even a single thought in that head of hers haha
enjoy <3
Dog-like Mc
Lucifer
getting lock out of his bedroom always proceeds as such: being sad that you're locked out, sitting sadly in front of the door and scratching at it, lucifer feeling bad and eventually letting you in so you can sit on his bed and ruin the freshly made sheets lol
rinse and repeat the cycle nightly
the puppy dog eyes work very well on him
since he handles his brothers so often, he's good at getting you to listen when you're off in lala land or something along those lines
Mammon
he himself is kinda dog like, so the two of you get along pretty well
both of you would follow the other to the worlds end <33
you probably steal his sunglasses from time to time and he has to hunt you down to get them back, just because when he said “drop it” you accepted that as a challenge lol
the only difference in the two of you, however, is that you’re much more open with how you feel and will not hesitate to admit that you love him even if it flustered him haha
Levi
he's a little wary of having you in his room
he has lots of valuables that he treasures and while he's a little afraid you'll steal and or mess something up, he genuinely cares about you and is willing to get past that
however he did need a day away from you after you drooled on his Ruri pillow haha
after he got to know you better, he really appreciated always having an outgoing buddy to go out in public with someone that wasn't one of his brothers
Satan
sitting with him while he reads!! randomly laying your head in his lap <3
you always check out what's in his mug while he reads despite the fact that it never changes (it's always tea) but maybe one day it'll be something delicious, like chips haha
he's wary of taking you into a cat cafe, but surprisingly, all the cats love you!
now he's questioning if he's really a cat, or if he's a dog person lol
Asmo
you let him do any kind of skincare and treatments he wants on you
and he thinks it's great! until he sees you at the end of the day and it kinda looks like you swam in a mud puddle
he's not going to be the one to subject you to a bath so he always shoos you off and tells you to go clean up before you can get something else done (my dog hates water lol)
if he's ever missing one of his rather tasty smelling skincare products or a brush, or something like that, he just opens a bag of chips and summons you + beel (see below lol)
Beel
please the amount of food you're getting from him
those puppy dog eyes work so well and he can't help but give in every single time
both of you come running every time someone opens a chip bag even if it's on the other side of the house haha. if the others have issues finding you, that's how they do it quick and easy
every meal of yours is eaten together, of course
Belphie
the realest cat and dog dynamic ever!
please there's no way you're not jumping on his bed just for fun while he's sleeping in it. he's convinced it's to annoy him but it's just you being incredible oblivious and wanting to have fun
you guys are best friends. i don't make the rules haha
when you do want to nap with him, however, it's the best nap you've ever had and is probably a very cute pic
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max-xie · 1 month
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in honour of gothcleats becoming cannon, all gothcleats moments throughout season 2 (some are more of a stretch then others but shhhhh)
normal and taylor teasing link about asking scary out on a date even though that wasnt what the note said -ep 1
scary says link is metal for pissing on a teachers foot - ep 1
link saying scary is a better soccer player then him - ep 1
link askes scary and only scary what class she is - ep 1
scary choses to go to detention with link - ep 3
scary says link is cool for leaving class - ep 3
link wrote scarys name first when writing to the principal about skipping school -ep 3
link said scary was smarter then him - ep 3
link offers scary to the dance with him or normal and she in return gets very flustered and says no -ep 5
scary admits link is her friend - ep 5
when taylor mentioned that link needed another date, scary sighed loudly to draw attention to her - ep 5
link's voice gets higher when he is talking about how scary is doing a speed date and he said he "doesnt care" very rushedly like he was lying - ep 5
scary called link "pretty cool" - ep 5
link was the only one listening to scary when she went to the mic to tell everyone to run from the dance even though the mic wasnt on -ep 6
link said that scary should get something when the group was saying who should get what from the vending machine - ep 7
link said that he hopes scary is okay - ep 10
link got scary a black coffee and sugar just how she likes it with out him asking, plus he noticed how she likes her coffee - ep 11
link called scary really nice - ep 12
link helps out scary to not be scared in the up down room - ep 13
scary told link not to listen when papa john was talking to them - ep 15
scary knew links exact height - ep 17
scary giving advice to link on how to talk on the phone - ep 17
scary didnt want to say to link "dont get cocky kid, this is the only pussy youre gonna get" when sparrow suggested it -ep18
link and scary figured out how all the magical items worked together - ep 18
link said that scary is probably a good singer - ep 19
link said scary dresses cool - ep 19
scary said that link is so cool when wearing goth clothes - ep 19
out of everyone, scary insults link the least when vinc asks her to insult her friends -ep 20
link went "yes!" when scary said she wants to go back to soccar - ep 20
link giving advice to terry jr about scary and how terry can show his love for her -ep 20
link says "scary youre such a leader" -ep 21
scary tells grant to give link some space -ep 23
link asks scary and only scary if thats her when when went to the church of the doodler and changed into their grand daddies -ep 23
link tells hermie to be a little less when flirting with scary -ep 24
links dnd character is a LOT like scary, plays soccer, looks deep and brooding but is broken inside -ep 24
link misses scary when she wasnt there with them - ep 26
taylor said "fuck scary!" and link said "well... i dont know" - ep 26
1:05:00 (with ads) aka gothcleats bitchy era - ep 27
link breaks the pic anchor with love for scary ("not leaving the group"🙄) -ep 29/30
when mat rolled a 17 for whether the anchor was broken out of love or hate and when the 17 was rolled freddie said "that's love baby" -ep 30
link defended scary against normal -ep 30
scary said that link had a good normal impression -ep 30
scary laughed at links joke -ep 30
link said that he is worried about scary -ep 30
scary said that she never thought that link was a piss boy and defended him -ep 30
link was the only one not to say "i" when they made a vote whether or not theyll vote scary out -ep 30
link heals scary even though they are fighting eachother -ep 31
link hugs scary and scary takes the hug -ep 31
even though scary casts eldrich blast link keeps hugging -ep 31
link said that scary looks peaceful when she sleeps -ep 32
link defends scary by saying she is going through something when taylor was mad at her -ep 32
link says that scary is always funny -ep 33
link asks scary what character she is and asks nobody else -ep 33
link kept on saying "you can do this scary! you can do this" -ep 34
normal as pickle rick told link to tell scary he likes her (and to just fuck already) - ep 34
normal apologies to link about what he said about him telling link to to ask out scary and said that he can ask her out in his own time - ep 34
link screamed "where did scary go" when she disappeared -ep 37
link told normal to stop talking about dads bc scarys step dad died -ep 38
normal said that scary and link had a big crush on eachother and they didnt deny it -ep 38
link said he HAS LOVE FOR SCARY -ep 39
link said that all of scarys thought are dark and beautiful -ep 40
link gives scary protection -ep 41
scary defends link when grant said he is going through a phase - ep 42
link said that scary doesnt need to apologise to tony pepperoni -ep 44
link says he only cares if scary feels better -ep 44
link told only scary a joke about tony and how his wife hated him -ep 44
link says that they should cook dinner for scary more often and asking her if she wants dinner - ep 44
scary is the first person to help link when he turns into lego -ep 48
scary reassurances link that he isnt dead and she trys to calm him down -ep 48
scary declared link the leader and said he was really strong -ep 48
scary said that link is greater then the sum of his parts -ep 48
Lincoln askes where scary is first -ep 49
link got mad when they didnt save scary -ep 49
link wants to find scary -ep 50
scary wishes for links ball when they wished for him without it and he got upset he didnt have it with him -ep 51
link says "thanks scary you really get me" -ep 51
link says that scary is good at a lot of things -ep 51
scary turned into lerry bc she saw link go into heaven prison and she didnt do anything about it (like try to stop that from happening) and her tone sounded sad when she told the group this -ep 51
link says that scary turning into lerry was really impressive -ep 51
scary freaked out when link said he was not needed -ep 51
link said scarys jeans were cool -ep 52
link said that scary is such a good whistler -ep 52
link remembered reminded the group about how scary wants the thrown -ep 52
link convinced taylor to be the air dropper so that scary could have the thrown -ep 52
scary and link talked about what theyll do when they all become god only together -ep 53
link and scary talking about buffy -ep 53
link asked scary what she thinks about the whole god wish situation -ep 53
linc called scary honey -ep 53
scary called linc babe -ep 53
linc called scary babe -ep 53
scary says "oh i love you" to link -ep 53
link says "oh i love you too" to scary -ep 53
link puts his arm around scary to dance -ep 53
link and scary have a son together named "gerry" -ep 53
GOTHCLEATS CANNON IN FUTURE!!! -ep 53
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yourheart-inmyhands · 6 months
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craving smthn soft with yan venti and freminet........ just... sweet words about how theyll never let you go, or think badly of you while holding you in their arms all snuggly in bed (whether you like it or not)
i love the contrast between venti and freminet, such gentle kind souls whilst also being entirely different at the base. A five star, anemo bow user, from mondstat versus a four star, cryo claymore user, from fontaine XD
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Warning: this post contains yandere-themes, including obsessive behaviors, a little bit of delusional behaviors, the rest is just soft stuff :D, and other potential topics. Please read at your own risk!
Yandere!Venti is in his element here, soft and sweet words whispered into your ear as he holds you close. The two of you laying together in bed as he keeps your head tucked onto his chest, his fingers tracing shapes that you don’t recognize faintly over your shoulder blades.
While he isn’t entirely opposed to using it, Venti prefers to keep violence and force out of the relationship, he wants you to naturally seek his company, to want him as badly as he wants you.
It’s why he never fuses or fights when you want affection or attention, gladly dropping whatever he’s doing to put all his attention on you. You are the only thing that really matters in his mind, all other things are lost among the absolute that is you. The way your every thought consumes him whole, his false heart seeming to beat out of control for you at just the thought of your presence.
His poetic nature only makes his words much sweeter, lips spewing endless trains of sugar coated symphonies that only your ears get to bear witness to.
Hours have passed feeling merely like minutes as you laid there, curled up in Venti’s embrace as his lips moved continuously. You didn’t know how he seemed to come up with such endless thoughts, and when asked he only replied that he could talk about you till the end of time. A silly, poetic answer, but one that carried still a lot of weight. A hum of content leaves your lips as you feel his fingers pick up their motions again. You weren’t familiar with the symbols Venti traced, even as you tried to reimagine them in your mind, it still never even came out to anything remotely legible to you. Whether it was just random patterns and swirls or something deeper to Venti didn’t matter much to you, just so long as he continued to love you so devotedly.
Yandere!Freminet is not good with words. He doesn’t know how to say all the sweet frilly stuff that couples say to each other. His fluster and stumbled words always tripping him up when he even thinks about what to say to you.
What he doesn’t mess up on talking about though is machines, because he knows machines. He knows how they work and what should and shouldn’t be with them, they have absolutes, something that words of affection sometimes don’t
So in his own, loving way, he talks about you as if you were a machine. If you were a robot that he built, how would he build you? Where does he start, what kind of material and parts does he use and what would you be built for. He explains it all in detail to you. 
He tells you about the kinds of repairs and maintenance you might need. How often you might need a good polishing or a new coat of paint. If it has anything to do with machinery he will talk about it. It’s almost weird, but endearing in a way. To have someone think so deeply about you as an individual, discussing every small detail and piece of you with such invested interest. It’s strange, but so genuinely Freminet.
You could listen to Freminet talk for hours, laying beside you on the grass, hand holding yours as he gazes deeply into your eyes. Occasionally he sits up, leaning over you to trace down a specific part of your body, using the real you to explain the pretend machine you as a concept. It’s cute, the way he focuses so intently on describing every detail for you, running over the same part over and over again in his head until he’s certain you can picture the same thing he sees. He’s a little strange, but he’s so devoted to you, to everything that is or in relation to you. He’s Freminet, your dorky partner.
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yuellii · 6 months
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🪼AWWWHH the neuvi and furina one SO CUYUTE but do you think theyll even get past practicing the kiss scene if it does happen 😭even if they manage to get in.... theyre both getting KICKED OUT they cannot remain composed!!! its ok tho ID GIVE THEM BOTH A KISS ON THE CHEEK ANYDAY FOR REAL THEY JUST HAVE TO ASK U DONT EVEN HAVE TO ASK JUST COME UP AND ILL DO IT 4 FREE!!!!!!!!!
neuvillette x reader x furina is so real 2 me,, anon you are the only one that understands me ever i think…
i’d like to think the first time furina ever gets cast as your love interest in a show, she IMMEDIATELY jumps to “let’s practice the kiss scene!!” during rehearsals. she’s so confident and excited going into it but during the actual practice, she practically becomes a dazed tomato that she has to recollect herself every time before moving on with the scene.
however i’d like to think that she can only practice that scene once, because she gets too flustered with the mere facts that 1. oh my god, she just kissed you, and 2. everyone is watching — ergo she realizes she needs to calm herself down before she can even practice that again.
neuvillette on his part is really not experienced first-hand with these types of theatrical things, so he observes them as if this exchange ( including furina’s immediate jump to practice that one scene right away ) is totally normal. there’s not any meddling jealousy in his head or anything, because to him, there is the full disclosure that “oh, this is just a rehearsal, no strings attached;” as well as “im happy to see lady furina be so excited about musical theatre again!” — which kind of leads him to not realize that the feelings furina carries for you are quite similar to his.
needless to say, he’ll keep trying to rehearse with you. cutting into your practice time ( time in which furina mostly steals you for, as well ) just so he can sit there and listen to your voice. he’ll say it’s under the guise of “observing and learning” — which isn’t completely off, since he really is new to this — but he really just wants to see you practice.
furina is definitely the more jealous one of the two of them, often purposely stealing you away to practice. neuvillette is just here to see you and have a good time, and to watch you.
however if there is ever a fourth party, in which neither of them get the role of your love interest and someone else does — then trust me, both of them would work together to to make sure you don’t like this other person
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Neurodivergent related SecurityWaiter/DreamTheory headcanons because I am so autism abt them 🫶🫶🫶
-Mike has autism, Ness has autism and ADHD/AuDHD
-Mike is hardcore on the social related things. Doesn’t like eye contact and will either make way too much or way too little, his responses in conversations tend to be blunt and dry, he doesn’t enjoy small talk, he very much likes communication to have a point and to get to said point quickly, he only really talks more if it’s something he’s interested in/knows a lot about, he’ll actively say or do rude things without realizing or intending to (quite often in fact), he’s generally seen as kind of off putting, etc.
-Ness on the other hand is very social. They may be a little weird and struggle with social cues but they’re a hardcore extrovert and a huge theater kid so people just think he’s kinda quirky and leave it at that. He never stops yapping, knows a lot about a lot and makes sure everyone knows (in an info-dumpy way, not a condescending way) and generally loves learning about people. He is often seen as quite annoying by a lot of peoples standards, but many people also find him charming (Mike falls down the pipeline from one to the other lol)
-Mike is a subtle stimmer. Lots of stuff that might get him clocked as anxious at most but other than that most people don’t even notice. Lots of nail biting, skin picking, hair touching, face scratching, leg bouncing, squeezing his hands, rubbing his temples, rubbing his clothes, cracking/popping parts of his body (knuckles, neck, etc.) stuff like that
-Ness is usually also a pretty subtle stimmer, but has more noticeable stims way more often than Mike. Theyll click/tap pens, mess with the strings on their apron, fidget with their pins, run their hands through their hair, adjust their clothes, talk a lot with their hands, hum and sing and quote things, tap their fingers together, rock on their feet, generally swaying their weight, pacing, fidgeting with their face (poking their own face, chewing on their lips and cheeks, pulling on their lips, rubbing their eyes, etc.), little random dances, bouncng, hand flapping, etc.
-Mike experiences shut downs and meltdowns fairly often. He's incredibly stressed and tired all the time so frankly why wouldnt he. He'll get even quieter and more blunt than usual, he'll stim more, he'll try to be alone, he'll lash out a bit, etc. it usually takes him at least a couple hours to recover
-Ness experiences meltdowns somewhat often as well, though he doesnt really get shutdowns. His meltdowns are usually caused by simple overstimulation and they often result in a lot of rambling, more stimming, generally anxious behavior, sometimes snapping at people depending on the situation and how bad it is. He’s fairly good at calming himself down all things considered, but can easily be a bit over the top and kinda fall into the stress
-Usually the kind of thing that would make him full on shut down is social rejection. For multiple reasons, he doesnt handle social rejection very well, so on the somewhat rare occasion he picks up on the subtle hints of it or someone is direct with him about it, he’ll get insecure, quiet, fidgety, shaky. He's usually pretty good at putting on a face but he'll need to take a minute to kinda reset himself, usually via listening to music and mumble singing to himself while tapping his fingers or fidgeting with his clothes or something
-part of previously mentioned headcanons about how they hug and cuddle a lot and are also generally kinda clingy has to do with them stimming together. Mike loves a good pressure stim, so hugging or cuddling Ness can provide that easily. Ness loves things like playing with Mike’s hair and hands and face, just generally kinda fidgeting with his body. They’re huge on body doubling and parallel play, they like just generally being together cause they feel like they can be themselves around each other without any worries (for the most part lol) stuff like that
-they both have their comfort items, but Mike’s are usually a bit more subtle, like clothing or headphones or maybe smth Abby’s given him, while Ness’s are usually a bit more…strange lmao. Random trinkets and paraphernalia, stuff related to his many hyperfixations, some random piece of trash that’s been in his pocket too long, etc. /hj
-overall Mike is very quiet, overstimulated, blunt autism and Ness is very quirky, a bit too much, all over the place, never stops yapping AuDHD, and they can certainly clash at times but they definitely learn how to balance each other out
-idk what else to say rn lol but ill make more parts if i think of anything else 🥱🥱🥱
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UHMM this might be silly sorey i am not very familiar with your lore but is there a reason u stylize gohd of cannibalism like "gohd" other than aesthetic choices ?? also what is up with the funny art of this beast and vermillion .. like "the devouring of vermillion hart" i think that is very cool :3
oh my goodness gracious theres so much to them SMILE anyhow, gohd is spelled that way umm i suppoooooose kind of cuz aesthetic choices but also in my brainworld theres many many gohds but only on god, the gohds represent one thing specifically, typically a concept, and god represents everything. but anyways verm and his gohd :) so vermillion is the prophet of the gohd of cannibalism but he lies to people that hes the prophet of the gohd of love so that theyll follow him around n listen to him, this is also how he gets food. he doesnt kill people willy nilly cuz he HAS to eat the entire body of someone when he happens to eat, him and his gohd share a stomach also and anything but the flesh of others will make them both sick. vem does have a sort of meat locker of people hes killed who have tried to kill him yknow UMMMM they have a horrible devotional love going on but its not like "official" theyve just been together for a really fucking long time BUTTT that drawing you mentioned specifically is cuz vermillions story line ends with him dying after being poisoned and his gohd eating him, locking itself away in heaven from grief, and eating itself alive ^_^ its a big tragic thing that deserved to happen yaaay
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riotlain · 2 years
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Poly Rarl and Reader hcs
i hate their shipname lets change it to "teenage angst x5" or sum shit /hj
THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI
Together
Honestly its a bit chaotic.
This can be said in a good and bad sense
Like how Ron is still healing from his father's death, he still doesnt really know how to handle his emotions
You and Carl try to help him through it the best yall can
You were with Carl but slowly started falling for Ron as well
You told Carl about it and he was very conflicted at first but after some more explaining he was alright with it
Same can be said for Ron honestly
Yall sneak over the walls sometimes for dates
It took alot of convincing for Ron to actually go over but he eventually gave in
Ron makes yall little hand made gifts like oragami stuff
Carl gets yall gifts when he goes out on runs and such
Both of them are stubborn as hell and try to one up each other at times💀💀
You guys usually wake up with you in the middle, Carl in your chest with his legs over yours, and Ron against your back with his arms around your waist
They slap at each others hands sometimes when yall cuddle so just ignore that💀💀
Theyre both very protective of you (and each other)
Like man they can hardly control their emotions already so to see someone being an ass to you theyll kill em (nahhhhhh.... but yeaaaa)
Ron is actually decentish at baking (with help from Jessie ofc) so he'll make you and Carl some treats
You all debate superheros prolly
Ron Anderson
You 2 probably met when Carl's group came in
Ngl hes a tiny bit jealous of how close you and Carl are
But he doesnt care all that much
He confessed with brownies his mom made (she supports him sm in his efforts!!)
Yall usually play video games or read comics when youre hanging out
Would totally dance with you to music if you got a lil music player or sum
Talks to his mom about you and Carl alot
Tries to me very smooth with flirting but he also sucks at it
Like he'll act like hes leaning on a wall and then fall over type shit😭😭
"Hey you from around here?" "I literally live here Ron" "Haha yea"
Listen its the thought that counts??
The typa guy to (try) to pick you up randomly
Carl Grimes
Yall were dating before getting to Alexandria
Honestly yall had to keep your relationship a secret bc his dad
He was kinda scared how he'd react
He ended up telling Michonne first
Carl regularly asks Michonne, Maggie, and sometimes Glenn for advice
You guys pull pranks on each other like its spread to Ron a bit but its mainly you and Carl
You guys watch over Judith together
Has he tried to cook for you? yes
It didnt end well💀💀
Carol banned him from cooking in the kitchen
Radiates so much warmth is horrible in the summer
Like you and Ron were so close to kicking him off the bed bc of how hot it was
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carneirinha · 4 months
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two birds with one stone
written for the 2023 carrie holiday fic exchange and for @scary-white!! hope you enjoy!!
sue comes up with the idea of going to the prom with one of tommy's friends so that both she and carrie can enjoy it, a decision that ends up saving her classmates' lives. (light carrie/sue/tommy. everybody lives and has a good time, novel accurate, etcetera :3)
Sue straightened the neckline of her dress, beginning to think that the polyester lace in her dress that she could feel brush against her skin so routinely would give her further troubles. There wasn’t much to focus on while inside the car, and all she could do at this point was hope that this wouldn’t be too overwhelming for the poor girl Tommy waited for at the door.
The two had made out outside the car, before picking anyone else up for the ride, like a kiss goodbye before they began things. That night, there would be no affection. Sue found it fair that way.
(wonder how theyll look together)
She had to admit, she wasn’t as much of a Christ figure as she thought she’d be on such an occasion: She caved in. One sunny sunday, two days after she’d hatched her plan, she called Tommy in his landline, and, after waiting for a minute or two for his mom to go ‘fetch him’, she asked a simple question: “Do you have any friends who don’t have a date for the prom?”
It wasn’t too selfish, she convinced herself. In a way, she’d just been giving another person the chance to experience a once-in-a-lifetime event that had been so widely discussed the entire year. But, ah, she was lying if she didn’t say she didn’t half do it just to listen to the bands playing, half slow music, half rock, feel the golden spotlight lights softly hit her hair, be absorbed by the overabundance of glitter cut out stars and crepe paper covering everything. This wasn’t just about herself
(she hoped she sure hoped she wasnt making it so)
but it was played out, in a way, so all would come out winning in the end. How bad could that possibly be?
After a few seconds of no answer, she felt like she had to jump in, explain herself further. “I’ve been thinking. You take Carrie. I take one of your friends with no date, I know you have at least one. We can spend the night together, Carrie will get to… well, have fun, and you’ll even be able to bring a buddy along…”
Tommy finally answered after what seemed like eternity, first with a chuckle, then “We’re doing the long haul, huh? I like your plan, though.” The guy he eventually settled on was Rodrick Wilson, a quarterback that, while mostly put as an emergency third, Tommy had an amicable relation with: “He’s really a nice guy if you get to talk to him, but, since he doesn’t talk much to girls, none of them wanted to ask him out and neither did he think of anyone,” he explained.
Susan, feeling like she had finally dropped a boulder that she’d been carrying before making the call, replied, “I’ll ask him when I see him.” and, as an addition, said “Thank you. I love you.” This time, the first sentence came out naturally, almost gleefully, like a child who’d gotten candy.
Tommy took a few moments to reply, taken aback. “I love you too.”
Neither had been this emotionally intimate before planning for the senior prom.
Sue’s proposal, on a rather slow and cloudy Tuesday, had gone a lot more smoothly than Tommy's had… or at least she liked to imagine it so. As Rod - how he was often called - sat down for the class that the two shared, she walked up to him and said, in the most casual, non-committal way she could manage, “If you don’t have a date, would you like to go to prom with me?”
The boy, who Sue noted had hair that appeared to be growing into what was meant to be a mullet but didn’t quite reach that point, cocked his head back in a lighthearted laugh that indicated he somewhat knew about what she and Tommy had been up to,
(oh god this was a bad idea)
then nodded and said, “Yeah, sure thing.” And that was the last of it. Sue went to her seat and class began as normal, surprised that at least half of the plan seemed to have gone well.
What was tough to endure, however, was the surprise that some made clear. Lots of people, of course, weren’t surprised and caught on to what was happening. But the ones that were, mostly girls, seemed to almost react to the rumours as if what the two had done was an impossible feat. One of these, of course, was Helen Shyres, when the Decoration Committee worked on the prom mural in the gym. “You and Tommy are going, right?”
“Yes,” Sue replied, as she painted a gorgeous sunset with orange coloured chalk. She made sure that it would be the most gorgeous Spring Ball that would ever exist. “but not together.”
Helen stopped drawing and the two looked at each other in silence, like Susan had just mentioned something unthinkable and profane. “Can I ask you about it, Sue? God, everyone’s talking.”
Sue stopped drawing. “Of course.” She put the chalk down and tried to beat off excess chalk from her hands, which were bright orange at this point. “I suppose I ought to tell someone. Tommy asked Carrie, so that she’ll get out of her own head a little, and I asked Rod because he just wanted to go but had no one to take him.”
There was a bit of an awkward silence, so, once more, she felt as if she should add some information to explain herself. “We’re still going to be together and have fun. We’ll even sit at the same table. We’re just wanting others to have fun, too. Besides… I owe Carrie this much.”
And, then, as she saw Carrie get inside Tommy’s Ford 1963, sitting next to her on the backseat, face half giddier than she had ever seen her before or ever, and half mortified, Sue couldn’t help but notice for the first time that she wasn’t hideous as people made her out to be. In fact, as they drove around in his car, street lamps casting shadows and illuminating her face all at once, she was quite gorgeous.
Her dark blonde hair, that she usually saw frizzy and styled for practicality, laid around her pale shoulders like a curtain. Her round face now seemed to be positively glowing, in a way, and even her dark eyes had more of a shine. Her full lips, she noted, were highlighted with a peach-coloured lipstick that suited her just right. Her figure, usually hidden away by cardigans and long skirts, was now accentuated - in almost every way, even if Sue didn’t quite pay attention to those things - by the beautiful, simplistic, dark red dress that she wore.
All she could say was, “Hi... Did Tommy tell you how stunning you look already?” Tommy, upon hearing that, seemed to smile and slightly nod, while driving. Carrie replied, timidly, “Yes, he did.” He didn’t lie.
The air in the gymnasium that night smelled heavily like synthetic fabrics, hairspray and crepe paper, but Sue didn’t mind. She was right, making the decision to still go to prom was worth it in her mind. She sat, with a glass of fruit punch, mostly people watching: It was a habit she often liked to do, especially in moments with as many people as this. The Honor Society had just begun collecting the votes for run off voting for Prom King and Queen, and, in some faces, she saw nervousness and anticipation for something, in others, boredom and contempt as their fellow students snatched the ballots from their hands.
Most importantly, her attention was redirected back to her table. They’d all collectively voted for Tommy Ross and Carrie White, as, when Tommy exclaimed, “Let’s vote for ourselves. To the devil with false modesty!”, Carrie laughed and
(oh she sounded cute)
immediately after, Susan followed with a lighthearted “Gee, I’m voting for you two as well. I just can’t compete like this.” When she looked over to her prom date’s ballot, he seemed to have done the same. Carrie giggled, before accidentally hurting herself with a splinter from her pencil after voting for herself. Susan’s eyes widened, but as Tommy began to comfort her, she couldn’t help but zone out as she figured things would probably be alright. He’d been treating her well the entire night.
She looked up. It wasn’t particularly remarkable: a regular gymnasium ceiling, but, if anything, she was drawn to it because of how unremarkable it was compared to how flashy the entire building looked, a sore for the eyes despite its beauty, what with the bright lights.
And then she noticed something.
There were two buckets above the lights that illuminated the stage.
Chris had gotten inside the gym during the Prom Committee decoration, and, as Sue’s mood soured as she watched her talk to Tina Blake - of course, the two were as close as they could get -, a question arose in her mind. “Helen?”
“Hmmm?”
“Are they going to do something?”
Helen’s face seemed to somewhat distort itself, and, like an actor in a play, she replied, sweetly, “I don’t know.” Overinnocent.
“Oh.” Sue replied curtly, taking note.
(you know you know something: accept something goddammit if it's only yourself tell me)
The two went back to colouring.
She hadn’t seen those buckets there before, though it could have just been a small detail that her brain left out. Why wouldn’t it? As she examined it more, however, she couldn’t help but notice how out of place they were.
It was then she noticed the rope and the pulley set up near them, looking like a strange Rube Goldberg machine, that she remembered not seeing them before. It could be confetti or something equally obnoxious of the sort, but, if it were, she would have seen it be set up by a classmate or two when aiding with decoration.
The rope led to underneath the stage, as she tracked it down, and it was then a familiar, but alien feeling creeped up. She didn’t worry the entire night about Chris and her kind showing up and doing something, but it was then that the feeling hit her once more, like a sharp chest pain.
“Excuse me,” she said, as she got up from her seat, looking at Tommy who looked back at her with a confused look on his face. “I have to see something.” She slowly walked towards the side of the stage, trying to avoid bumping into Tina Blake and Norma Watson, who shined with pride and walked around collecting the votes like hyperactive ants.
When she did, she then noticed there seemed to be at least some sound coming from under the stage, muffled by the dark mint faux leather curtains that seemed to have been there since 1954. That strange feeling overcame her once more, as if something was incredibly, terribly wrong, and she pulled the stage upholstery up.
(thats hargensen i knew it i fucking knew it)
Blood rained down on the empty thrones, without anyone to crown.
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termagax · 4 months
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would it take away the fun of the game if i asked you to write out answers to all of them. otherwise 🕺
hi lauren i saved yours to do last so i could do alll the ones what havent been done yet 🙋
👽 Is your relationship with your F/O more gushy so you're both all over each other, or do you prefer some space every once in a while?
yes. all at once. theyre constantly on top of each other and also extremely prickly people who prefer to be left alone so. predictably there is a conflict here. neither of them are inclined to do anything about this so theyre just going to annoy each other forever and ever and ever.
🦝 What kind of presents or trinkets have you and your F/O gotten each other?
lots of random crap! theyre both fond of like toys and plush and random novelty garbage, especially the really kitschy "bought this at a gas station" type of things. they like to get each other stupid t shirts.
🕺 Do you and your F/O dance together?
YES FOREVER AND EVER. go listen to hooked on a feeling right now because its their song.
🧊 Have you and your F/O ever fought before? If so, how'd you get through it?
they fight all the time like its their job and they will either fuck or divorce or kill each other or all 3. eventually theyll get over it.
🤹 What's some of your favorite personality traits of your F/O's? And their's of yours?
i like that hes a cunt 🤭 my bitch ass wife who hates me but for real though. i like that hes blunt and mean and does whatever he wants. but also i really really like how silly he is i like his dumb tattoo and his stupid puns and his ugly plushies and the way he laughs at his own shitty one liners and i LOVED his announcer stuff from his event because he had those dumb nicknames and his shitty sports bro tendencies shone through and i like when he whimpers into the microphone. god. i like my beautiful hairy man who gets a bit pink and silly with it and i want to do things to him about it.
as for what he likes about fish i think hed find their hater tendencies fun. they just like to bitch about anything and everything and he can just kind of nod along and watch them go. i think these two also tend to get themselves into feedback loops when the mood is good because fish tends to spike really really high and get really really excited and hog gets into it when they do so i think theyd have a lot of fun by virtue of being each others #1 hypeman. ultimately i think they both just find the other really really fun when it comes down to it. they're capable of having a really good time together and they just meld in that way where things feel good to do just cuz theyre doing it togetherrrrr
🏚 If you had to pick the ideal place to surprise your F/O with a vacation to, where would it be?
i made this joke before but i think both of their ideal situations is just. secluded lake house fishing trip. dont talk to nobody or go anywhere and its just them sitting around and hanging out together like they always do. bcs theyre creatures of habit. or a theme park i think they could have a wonderful day at the amusement park.
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blood-injections · 6 months
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give me your party poison thoughts now
On it boss!
Okay so. Massive fucking hypocrite about everything, like being a classic Overprotective Older Sibling with Kobra and dissaproving when he starts liking Ghoul or someone or starts racing becuase That would be a Distraction or Thats Dangerous meanwhile. They stare at Jet the same way kobra stares at ghoul or they take the am out for a joyride and drive as recklessly and its as dangerous as racing is. Or they always tell the others not to sacrifice themselves or put themselves in unnecessary danger, that no supplies or mission is worth their lives- meanwhile Party Poison is The Ultimate Martyr Complex Haver and constantly puts themself in the line of fire despite their own orders, putting themself in danger instead of the others and refusing to run away instead. Brave but stupid.
They're just like.. really lonely. Like classic case of cool person everyone idolizes and puts on a pedestal but that they don't actually know, leaving Party singled out in a way and misunderstood and so, lonely in that aspect, as well as the because they tend to isolate themself, putting on that mask of bravery and put-together ness and hidng behind it, being a good, strong, level-headed leader first and just a fucked up human last. Because thats what they actually are, theyre mesed up, they bottle up their troubles and convince themself theyre so fine when theyre not. Their personality is completely fake but at some point it becomes real, a mask theyve kept on so long it becomes their face. "I became such a strange shape from trying to fit in" or something.
They never let the others in or tell them how they feel and if pushed theyll fight before they break and spill, and when they do break, they fucking shatter, sobbing and letting everything out and just building their walls right up again when its over. The others hate it but they'll always be there for them. See: this paragraph from a wip. Yeah.
"Hey!" Ghoul snaps, grabbing Poison's fist before they can try and punch him again. "We're crew! So like it or not you're family, so stop trying to fight me and fucking tell me what's wrong!"
They have tattoos, not as many as Ghoul or Kobra(Ghoul has the most, Kobra the second most. Jet only has like three but they are bigger) but the few they do have are all very meaningful to them in some way, emotionally or religious or just symbols they love. They have a matching snake with Kobra on one arm and a seraph on the other, a tribute tattoo to the Phoenix Witch thats the eye of the Mailbox with the i forgive you in the center of their chest, they have the moon from Le Voyage dans la Lune on the back of a shoulder and they have some stars up their side. I'm still in the process of coming up with a few more special ones for them.
I think they'd be really good at origami, always making little things and leaving them around the diner and the zones. Giving them to their friends is their love language. Their favorite things to make would be cranes, crickets, dragonflys, and deer.
Obsessed with space, after meeting Jet Star they couldn't not fall in love with the sky as well as her, since its kind of a package deal. Star could be an astrophysicist or something, she always dreamed of being an astronaut, and Poison could only listen to her talk about the stars for so long before falling in love with them too.
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cookie-coven · 7 months
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AlmondTruffle because genuinely love the dynamic of this Tired old detective Meeting this Goth ,eccentric, older woman and having a fun time together.
I HC that since a lot of cookies are scared of Truffle, but Almond wouldn't since he's seen real bad cookies and would see her as the kind woman that she really is and I feel like she can also brighten up almonds day with her stories and hospitality
Also with all the scary stuff she says sometimes you're always in for a treat like Almond would be like are you joking are you not?? But anyways yeah I am in love with them :)
omg omg actually im so into this. ive seen almondtruffle around here and there but i didnt get it. I GET IT NOW....
wait wait. i feel like they've almost got a gomez and morticia addams kind of vibe. guy who loves his eccentric goth wife. (almond isnt necessarily exactly like gomez but he DOES have that feeling of "this is my wife look at her she's just gorgeous and amazing" and the wife in question is the most beautiful goth lady you've ever seen)
ALSO your hc that other cookies are usually scared of truffle and almond Not Being Scared of her, that is galaxy brain. bc instead of being scared of her, he can see what other cookies dont think to see at first, because truffle is genuinely a kind woman, even if she is a bit eccentric and unsettling sometimes. but thats why he loves her!
and she loves him because he's determined to do good and keep other cookies safe, and his heart is so good and pure, she Wants it (goth gf affection).
i feel like they're the old type of couple that can easily find comfort in just sitting and enjoying each other's presence. theyll be having afternoon tea at truffles insistence (almond w his coffee depending on his mood that day) and they'll just sit there together while truffle reads a book and almond relaxes for once with no work... truffles also just happy to tell him things and hes so happy to just sit and listen. maybe she reads her book to him, not that he couldn't do it himself, but he likes the sound of her voice and its something nice they do together when hes not busy... (she doesnt read ahead without him either, she would wait for him to be free next so they could continue reading together)
ok yeah im convinced. im SO convinced, thanks anon!!
- Mod Poi 🍄
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problematicfactive · 7 months
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this is honestly genuine curiosity cause i'm wondering kinda what your thought process is- why is it that you don't directly say your name/source, but also don't seem to care if people know it?
in a couple posts i've seen you censor your name out and such, but i have also seen you in some say that you don't really care if people know/figure it out, why is that?
(i hope i'm wording this right, i feel like it may be coming off passive aggressive and it honestly isn't meant to be, i'm just real bad at tone)
This is a totally valid question, and a good one, it's interesting to see that people pay attention to things like
Dont worry about the tone, it seems completely well making and genuine to me!
I created this blog as a way to educate people who are strongly against the more problematic (infamous abusers, assaulters, murderers) to see that we truly are just people.
The people who banned me from revenge are exactly the kind of people I'm trying to educate. The problem is that people have prejudice. If I say I'm a problematic factive, they may be okay with that. Theyll assume im some musician, but God forbid I be John Wayne Gacy.
Even within the music industry, I guess, you can be a factive of some culturally appropriating kpop star and that's fine, but you can't be Kanye West.
What I'm trying to get at, is because of people's prejudices, they're okay with you saying you're a problematic factive. They assume the best, the second they hear my name, they won't be willing to listen anymore. I'll lose the people I'm trying to educate.
Yeah, they can peice two and two together. I feel like who i am is pretty clear just by reading a few posts. But if they're reading a few posts to find out who I am, they're getting some of that information on what life is like. On how I'm still a person and I'm not my source. And if, after finding out who I am, they make the decision to leave, to be hateful, to push everything they learned out the window, they couldn't really be taught in the first place.
Along with that, I really can't control which of my posts see people who have never seen my blog before. If one of my posts was like "hi guys, I'm finally going to admit it..... I'm Gacy!" Thst would be the first of my posts a LOT of people saw. It would instantly turn them away from me and away from the opportunity to learn.
That being said, the support blog is coming out very very soon and I will not be hiding myself there, so I'm very, very excited
Thanks for the ask!
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