#lol bro. god

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Obligatory 9am work rant

#manager is not here rn which is great but someone said he might come in at 11 which is bad #the assistant manager is usually the one who comes in later which would also be bad but not as bad #i saw that a new baker was hired at the same store the only other baker works at so thats good #at least she wont be alone when i leave #my ingredients?????? STILL not here????????? #i got molasses last week but i need rye flour!!!!!! what the heck!!!!! i cant make cokies!!!!!!!! #i can make cakes so ig its .... ok..... enough. ...... what the heck #had a lil note left on my table with things to do from the manager which is pretty normal #said do this. make cakes. do that. remember to greet every customer you can do it :) #lol bro. god #it really annoys me that they keep saying EVERY CUSTOMER bc im honestly trying to a few a day #better than nothing and better on my anxiety #and i think that's kinda??? obvious???? like if they really cared about 'helping me manage my anxiety' it makes sense to start slow #but every time its. each customer every customer every person. i say its hard they say uwu you can do it #hello??????? #well. im gonna think and pray about it all day and probably quit tomorrow lol #let's hope no one comes in at 11 that would be bad 😭 can i have some peace #she was a baker girl

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

[hejee]

morrigan mansplaining elvhen culture while playing as lavellan hits so close to home (ily morrigan but this is not it 😭)

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #lavellan #inquisitor lavellan #solas dragon age #solas #morrigan dragon age #solavellan #of sorts lol #do u know how many times white ppl tried to mansplain my own culture to me lmaooooo it’s embarrassing i tell you #they’ll be like oh i know more about you bc im well educated and i learned a lot while living here and im like bro are u serious #so whenever i get to this part of da:i im like oh god here we go again #b4 u come for solas he gets an exception bc he’s literally elvhen idk what to tell u it’s literally his culture too so let him be #warden is like morrigan im enrolling u to racial/culture sensitivity classes bc girliepop this is not helping anyone #hey it’s my art

[lesbianbanana]

toa but instead of attempting character development, Lester flips Zeus off and decides to become a popstar

#bro got mortal-ified one too many times and was like alright thats enough #fuck fate and fuck my dad too - lester #i know what i have to dooooooo #healing the worldddd with becoming a popstarrrrrrr #- also lester #zeus: no wait ur supposed to fix all of this stuff #lester: good idea!!!!!! no. #the other gods: damn bro aint messing around #leto shows up for every concert #artemis too #megs still there shes like the feral thing he has to babysit while being on tour #wait thats literally how toa went lol nvmd #she stabs the monsters while lesters living his barbie rockstar dream #cabin 7 thinks its fucking hilarious #lester papadopoulos #pjo apollo #apollo pjo #toa apollo #toa #trials of apollo #pjo #percy jackson #zeus #zeus pjo

[tehzeldamaster]

Packing some heavy artillery..😳

#one piece #franky #my art #oh my god i saw this outfit and it permanently altered my brain cells #bear with me i went a little self indulgent with this one lol #bro those look heavy let me hold them for you🤲

[joyfuladorable]

Dragon of the Sun by @forestwhisper3

(Ch.5&6>)

You know, it was kind of weird...

Mikey sat on the living room couch, the sci-fi movie he was watching fading into the background after a really campy fight scene between two psychics reminded him of something.

The first time he'd had a freaky dream that ended up sort of true, he'd chalked it up to some weird crystal mumbo-jumbo messing with him. He figured it was a one-and-done sort of thing, especially since he hadn't had another since leaving the underground city.

But now it had happened again, and this time there were no crystals to blame.

GAHHHH!!!! THIS FIC!!! MYSTIC MIKEY BUT IT'S 03 MIKEY!!!!! This fic has my whole damn heart, holy shit! Author does a fantastic job diverging from canon and giving us all the family feels and character depth that the show didn't. My heart? Palpating, pumping, melting onto the damn floor!! Go read it!!!

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2k3 #tmnt mikey #tmnt leo #ultimate drako #tmnt griddex #tmnt donnie #my art #fic fanart #good gods this took me a WHILE #had to sketch the 03 boys a bit before I felt confident enough to draw em again #also Ultimate Drako my Beloathed you motherfucker I hope I never have to draw you again #although I DO admit that I think I did great on em #woulda taken me even longer if I didn't restrict myself to a page per chapter #might still doodle more cuz AHHH there's so many good scenes in this fic!! #also also sorry not sorry for drawing Mikey crying in 3 out of 4 pages lol #he gets immediately comforted by his bros (even an alt universe one) so it's okay!! (kinda)

[cold-neon-ocean]

Can I interest you in a Spinosaurus pirate captain in these trying times?

#Dinosaur #Pirates #Spinosaurus #Terato #Captain Ives #Takamatsu's Art #[ behold my new brainrot #idk what stoked the flames of this idea but my god i am burning alive #these were all I did this weekend lol #also please know I'm not aiming for anything remotely paleo accurate #just drawing designs and shapes I think are fun #they're essentially sexy monster men with vaguely dinosaur features #paleo bros please don't crucify me please and thank you ] #Dinosaur Pirates

[deimostes]

two immortal beings from outer space walk into the olympic games

#sonic the hedgehog #super mario bros #shadow the hedgehog #princess rosalina #amy rose #chao #shadow chao #dark chao #rusty the chao #sonic and mario #digital #god if a serious sonic/mario crossover eventually happens i want em to explore shadow n rosalina's shared immortality n space origins as a #subplot of sorts. which they will not do. #also im learning csp this is the first full bg ive done in it wahoo!!! #EDIT. ADDED THE CHAO EMOTE BALL LAST SECOND LOL #fanart

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Apparently the actress who voices Jinx in Arcane confirmed that Season 2 ends with a gut wrenching scene in the finale that made her cry while voicing it.

I'm... I'm not ready.

#incorrect super smash bros #Arcane #League of Legends #LoL #Jinx #i'm not ready #i'm still in pain from season 1 #please god no #let them be happy

[synthshenanigans]

Wait I just started thinking about why his hair is so high up

Is he upside down??????

#if not maybe he was leaning back & quickly moved back up? #bros upside down like a god damn vampire #[vampire reference in minor key mayhaps?] #chonny jash #moss post #mans cant take a normal photo is stg #[that's a good thing. its very fun lol]

[im-still-watching-anime]

still so in love with how klapollo’s dynamic just rapidly oscillates between ‘god he’s SUCH a loser’ and ‘god he’s SO cool’

#ace attorney #aa apollo justice #klapollo #apollo justice #klavier gavin #alternatively: god he’s SO out of my league #and god IM so out of HIS league #they’re so funny #i think especially with apollo we focus too much on his ‘oh klavier is CRINGE’ moments #and not nearly enough on his ‘oh my god he’s the coolest person on earth’ #like yall have GOT to get on the train that actually klavier IS apollo’s celebrity crush #even if it’s only through his law fame lol #it’s so fun #the mutual obsession abruptly broken up by moments of bro… :/ just GETS me

[danganronpa96]

is my birthday today!

here is one silly from each fic drawn with my new tablet I got 💪

#bday is jan 4 btw jic its already the next day for some ppl #guys I am so old oh my god I am like Walter asking Skyler to make the bacon into his age /j #also ik this image is very specific to me but I mean any Hayasaka and Miku fans can cherish this when it's their bday too lol #bro it's so weird having a tablet with a screen but I did get minimal experience with Rexx's #(that they never use /lh) #speaking of Rexx gifted me a sakura Miku figure hehe

[bravo-seven]

"Think I'll live that long?" "Probably not."

MW3 gifs 3/?

#modern warfare 3 spoilers #mw3 spoilers #I REPEAT #SPOILERS #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap cod #johnny mactavish #call of duty modern warfare iii #call of duty modern warfare 3 #mw3 #mwiii #cod mw3 #cod mwiii #bro they better fuckin resurrect him like Graves and Alex i swear to fuckin god #also i had to mush this gif up to upload it on tumblr lol #modern warfare gifs #mine #last post for tn bois #codedit #callofdutyedit #gamingedit

[galedekkarios]

"how could anyone ship bloodweave they make no sense at all" did you think about their stories, their motives, their ailments, their shared hobbies, the subtle progression of their relationship throughout the acts, and how very similar they can be despite being different. i know that you didn't but if you had then perhaps you would understand why some people might ship them, especially since a) you can successfully romance them in an origin run thus making it possible, b) astarion already tries flirting with gale unprompted in act 1, and c) you can romance astarion with a good-aligned pc and romance gale with an evil-aligned pc. so, like. what's not clicking

#bloodweave #<- fuck it . look at my post fellow bloodweavers #you don't have to ship it yourself. but to pretend it's so whacky and outrageous and insane and a total crackship..... #cmon. you can easily take crumbs and make something out of it. you can easily take all of these similarities and force them to see them #and act on them in a way that the game doesn't. astarion comes on to him in act 1 and gale comes around later. you can easily #take that and run with it. ascended astarion being super ambitious meets the literal god of ambition. #like..... again.... you don't have to ship it..... but it's not insane lol. #and gale is good-hearted but he Does support some questionable things in the name of power bc thts his blind spot. #i just . You Can Just Say You Don't Personally Like It. that's a fine and dandy thing to say #i very much did not like st3ddi3 but i understood why ppl liked it even if it wasn't my cup of tea. #anyway. it's 3am and tumblr only ever wants to recommend me untagged anti-bw posts instead of actual bw content LMAO 😭😭😭 #like girl why did u think i would enjoy that......... how is ur ai this bad bro like cmonnnnnnnnnn

[maxsix]

Ateez Present

#ateez #choi san #jung wooyoung #kang yeosang #park seonghwa #song mingi #kim hongjoong #no yunho bc he's already there #no jongho bc he's recovering #everyone looks adorable #mingi and seonghwa's faces are killing me lol #long post #departing for tokyo #but i swear to god didn't Hongjoong just land from paris #same for wy too i guess #the jet lag bro.....must be intense

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando S1E5 - “Mission Accomplished”

#i think last ep was better for the more cinematic shots #this ep was definitely more focused on the racing itself as opposed to more personal stuff #which is very okay ofc!! dakar is so interesting but seriously scary as fuck #in this ep he flipped over in his car and was fine but even tho i know in the present hes fine it was still terrifying #in this ep he was either very focused or acting like a little gremlin overall very fernando LOL #god i love his eyes sm hes so expressive and cute #they did this montage at the end of the ep with all trhe stuff he did in 2019-2020 god what an impressive era #bro really took a break from f1 and excelled in practically everything #like watching this its so clear rally is just completely different from single-seater yet he got 13th????? my man! #i hope they do more seasons bcs this was such a cool view into his life and him as a person #im guessing netflix with their dts wouldnt be too happy with his camera crew being there sighhhhhh #cause god could you imagine?? thered be such good happy nando content AND SO MUCH UNDRAMATICIZED STROLLONSO #fernando alonso #fernando s1e5 #fa14 #formula one #formula 1 #f1 #dakar rally #we do a little bit of f1 #fernando(show)