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johnnydany · 1 year

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Just A Girl who Loves Goats Funny Goat Lovers T-Shirt

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adamshallperish · 4 months

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recommended ethel cain to my pastor today so. how's y'all's sunday.

#can't stress enough it was because i was wearing my hands of a whore/my love is a flesh wound tshirt #and he asked about it and i was like i might as well tell him #he has good taste in music tho he's a big fan of the mountain goats and grunge music!#one would think after being manipulated by my former pastor i would avoid churches altogether #but no #i hate myself #anyway #ethel cain #mine

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yelow-heart · 5 months

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Finally, SunnySide Up

Let's think about her design, shall we?

I will admit I didn't get the chance to watch tubbo's stream, so I'll do this based on mostly vibes. So please, do add facts about her on the comments if u can

Ok, let's do this:

Parents: Lenay, Tubbo, Pol and Slimecicle

1 mom that we don't know much about (she could be one of the rabbit hybrids? Maybe, or just a plain gal)

1 human male dad haha he's a filmaker, tho

1 mystery dad that people like to headcanon as goat/satyr a lot or a robot. But could be just a real boy. He is an engineer and has a really cool steampunk vibe going on

1 aberration of green slime and goo dad that can shapeshift into whatever.

She uses She/they.

Uses english, but I don't know about any other. Please enlighten me.

Those sunglasses definitely sparkles with coolness.

Pure swag. The coolest girl around, Leo will have some competition. As her dad would tell you, she's a material kinda girl. I saw someone say that their signs are not yellow, but plated in gold, which is awesome.

She wants to build a train/restaurant with Tubbo. She also likes money.

Dripping in confidence and materialism. Can't wait to see what trauma she's hiding behind the swag and sunglasses. So incredibly sassy and funny and smartpants bitch ass brat child (Affectionate)

If I was to guess favorite color I'd say gold and black. But I have no idea.

For hair: I do absolutely adore the short dreadlocks tighted into a sun shaped bun, with frosted golden tips. Its perfect.

I do see her in a leather or black jeans jacket. Also, completely black outfit, but really expensive colorful sneakers. Maaaybe, the tshirt could be gold.

No stamp or patterns on the teeshirt or pants, just patches and pins on the jacket.

And, I have seen people put a big ol sun on her tshirt, like Lenay has a big potato in hers, but i'd love to put that to the back of her cool jacket instead, what do you think?

About their eye color.. idk. Could be blue, since most of her parents have blue eyes. Or it could be like a cartoon character where we never see her eyes.

And idk how to incorporate a slime thing on her character. She's above goey things, you know?

#qsmp #qsmp eggs #qsmp sunny #slimecicle #tubbo #qsmp lenay #polispol

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kafkaguy · 24 days

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ethan. i chose whatever music asks you haven’t done yet.

hi kieren im kind of obsessed with u. there are a lot that i havent done but some of them i cant be bothered to answer/genuinely cannot answer or the answer is just no so here's the ones i like <3

Do you listen to more oldies or more current stuff? A mix of both but leaning more to oldies, the majority of my favourite songs and artists are either from the 60s & 70s era, or the 90s & 00s era <3

Would you wear a t-shirt of a band you're not into? Probably not, even if the design is cool i only wear band tshirts if i care abt the band. But if someone gave me an artist tshirt as a gift, i’d wear it AND listen to the artist it depicts 👍

Is there an artist or song that you like, despite being of a genre you don't usually like? I like all genres i don't discriminate. i’m bisexual

A song or album from the 50s or earlier: this compilation album of old japanese pop 1950-1951… discovered through mash playlists

A song or album from the 60s: 1-800-are-you-experienced by jimi hendrix 1967 :)

A song or album from the 70s: Born to run by BRUCIE 1975 raaaagghhhhhh

A song or album from the 80s: King of rock by run-dmc 1985 💪💥

A song or album from the 90s Call the doctor by sleater-kinney 1996

A song or album from the 2000s: Cheap pop for the elite by kore. ydro., 2006

A song or album from the 2010s: TRANSANGELIC EXODUS BY EZRA FURMAN 2018. GOAT

Do you and your partner/best friend share a special song? One you’d call “our song”? unfortunately for my boyfriend and i it is the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us by sufjan stevens which is indicative of how normal we both are

Do you play any instruments? I’ve been “learning” the bass for about 2 years but havent made much progress but i can do basic riffs and improvise a little

Who’s your favorite fictional band or artist? Marceline The Vampire

When was the last time you cried when listening to a song, if ever? I couldn’t tell you the last time a song made me properly cry but i sort of cried listening to come on in yesterday because i was having a category 5 peter tork moment

Your favorite artist from your city/state/country? At the moment its marina spanou and based on her lyrics i think she is literally from the same area of athens as me <3

A song you like in a language you don’t speak:

A song you like with lyrics in two or more languages:

songs that are symbolic of a time when i was literally and without exaggeration in the trenches. korean & english

Do you enjoy musicals? If so, what’s your favorite? Top 5: fiddler on the roof, jesus christ superstar, newsies, les miserables, hadestown.

Have you watched any musician’s biopics? Do you have a favorite? I’M NOT THERE DIRECTED BY TODD HAYNES MY NUMBER 1 ☝️ even if i am not the biggest bob dylan girl out there i fucking love that movie so much

Do you listen to music when it's raining or do you stop to hear the sound of the rain? Im answerin this question cos i like it. If its raining really hard i take out my headphones and turn my music up so i can hear it out loud blended with the sound of the rain <3

Do you prefer live recordings or studio recordings? LIVE RECORDINGS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. I dont know if i prefer them but theres something so comcorting and beautiful of hearing live stuff so yeah <3

Okay these were the questions i cared about. thank you i love you . heheheheh

#YAAYYYY MUSIC :)#kip 🕸️#📬

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minniiaa · 2 months

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Nostalgia brain has me thinking about my childhood anime crushes and like… still tracks??

So here’s my top childhood anime crushes!

(Zoro is on this list too I just didn’t have enough gif space and he’s the obvious one)

1. Marik/Bakura - YuGiOh (my first fanfic ever was called silver and gold with them and god I wish I could read what my 12 year old self wrote so bad)

2. Hatsuharu Sohma- Fruits Basket (the OG and god do I still love him he needs protecting)

3. Syaoryn Li - Cardcaptors (yeah idk he was hot when I was 7)

4. Inuyasha - Inuyasha (white hair dog man made me feel some type of way)

4. Kenshin - Ruroni Kenshin (he’s just the GOAT how could you not want Kenshin to sweep you off your feet??)

5. Entei - Pokémon (no I will not elaborate)

6. Matt & Gabumon (yes I had a crush on them both again will NOT be elaborating)

7. Edward Elric - FMA (it’s Ed. I don’t have to explain this one.)

8. Toshiro Hitsugaya - Bleach (white haired anime men love started here. Still have a tshirt with this beautiful short king on it)

9. Sasuke - Naruto (literally every girl I’m basic)

#I think I may have low key been a furry as a kid in hindsight #I wanted to put Balto the dog on here too even tho he’s not anime #white hair supremacy existed LONG before gojo #my men weren’t so mentally ill back then #2000s anime #early 2000s #anime men #anime crush #marik ishtar #yami bakura #hatsuharu sohma #syaoran li #inuyahsa #rurouni kenshin #entei #gabumon #edward elric #toshiro hitsugaya #sasuke uchiha

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ashintheairlikesnow · 11 months

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BBU Community Days

@bbu-on-the-side * {Day 15: Collaboration} Create any piece of BBU content together with another community member! Could be a crossover scene with both your characters, a collaboratively developed concept, an illustration to their story, an RP, … Anything goes, as long as you worked together within the BBU!

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@for-the-love-of-angst and I have an Au where my OC Jameson stumbles into their OC Taron's restaurant and they strike up a sometimes tentative but enduring friendship. For the last day of BBU Community Days, Collaboration, I wanted to write something in our shared little universe)

Jameson slips the bottle into the hidden inside pocket of his coat, his eyes scanning a variety of protein bars in boxes without really reading any of the labels. The orange juice is cold from the line of glass-front fridge sections that run along the entire back of the gas station. It had been easy to take the little orange bottle out and carry it around for a while, browsing, while the gas station was crowded with workers in paint-stained tshirts and clean suits and uniforms.

He had a plastic bag with a burrito in it in the other hand. He'd pay the two dollars for that, and no one would notice the bottle being gone at all.

He exhales, waits a few more seconds, and then shifts to head down the aisle and get in line.

When someone taps on his shoulder, almost too light to feel through his coat, Jameson spins around with his heart in his throat. People turn to look nearby where they stand pouring steaming coffee into paper cups.

Jameson's protest - fuck you, I didn't take shit, asshole - dies when he sees who was standing behind him.

Taron's eyebrows raise. His hair is back and away, caught with a tie at the nape of his neck. Usually it's pulled higher up. Jameson has dreams about taking out the elastic and running his fingers down the textured darkness of it. Has dreams about Taron grabbing his wrists and forcing him against a wall, too. Neither dream is ever going to happen.

That's what makes the dreams safe. Knowing it won't happen makes them feel nicer to wake from. Knowing Taron won't ever do any of the things Jameson wants him to do makes him the safest person on earth for Jameson to fantasize about.

But it still pisses him off when Taron looks so fucking good in a flannel shirt and jeans.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" Jameson asks before he can stop himself. "You don't live on this side of town."

"Neither do you," Taron says mildly, smiling a little with one side of his mouth. Jameson's mouth goes dry at the sight. Fucking handsome asshole.

"I don't live anywhere," Jameson counters, shifting from foot to foot a little uneasily. "So I could be everywhere. Why are you here, though?"

"Needed gas." Taron shrugs. He has a cup of coffee in his free hand, a bag hanging off his arm with what looks like doughnuts inside. "Got a call from somebody trying to find a home for goats."

"For goats?"

"For goats."

"And you didn't tell them to fuck off and raise their own fucking goats?"

"Don't mind goats." Taron's smile widens and Jameson knows what name he'll say next the second he sees the adoration in the expression. "Zizi is the one who answered the phone, anyway."

What Zizi wants, Zizi gets, Jameson thinks with no small hint of bitterness. Zizi, Taron's wife and True Love and whatever the fuck else she wants to be. Perfect happy cheerful Zizi who bounces around and is so fucking nice to him that Jameson can't even really be jealous of it hate her because she's so easy to fucking like.

He'd go get her the goats, too, if he's honest.

Or anything else she wanted.

"Oh. Well. Okay. I was just getting myself breakfast-" he holds up the burrito. "Enjoy your... goats, I guess."

Taron snorts. "Take out the juice," He says in a low voice.

Jameson tenses. "I don't have-"

"Yeah, you do." Taron doesn't sound angry. Or upset. Or even disappointed. He's just stating facts. "Come on. Take it out."

Jameson's lip curls in a brief snarl before he grunts a curse and pulls it out from the hidden pocket. "Fine. I'll put it back. I only have enough cash for one fucking thing, so sue me-"

"Want to come see the goats?" Taron interrupts him, head tipped to the side.

"Do I... Do I want to what now-"

"Go with. See the goats. I'll get your breakfast, you help me get the goats back home." He shrugs again. It's a crime, how good he looks just shrugging his shoulders. "Call it a trade."

Jameson looks at the juice, and then back up at Taron's face. "Back to your house?"

"Zizi might need help giving them names," Taron says, and it's an invitation, not a command. He never gives orders, not like that. Jameson wishes he would.

He's grateful in a desperate frightened way that Taron never ever makes a demand.

The only man Jameson has spent any real time with who doesn't.

"Uh... Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'll go with. Can I have coffee though? I'll put the juice back."

"Why grab it if you didn't want it?"

Jameson grins, sharp as a knife. The first smile he's found in days. "Hot coffee is harder to hide."

Taron makes a sound like he's choking back a laugh. "Right. Come on, get your coffee."

He doesn't look over Jameson's shoulder or look close behind him. Just waits patiently while Jameson puts the orange juice back and then gets his own little paper cup of bitter dark coffee, pure shit but at least it's caffeinated shit. He doesn't comment on Jameson adding creamer, or tell him where to stand. He doesn't touch Jameson's lower back or stand too close in line.

He never touches Jameson at all.

It sucks.

It's wonderful.

#jameson au #whump #runaway whumpee #bbu #box boy universe #box boy #escaped whumpee #i love taron #taron and jameson au #for the love of angst #bbucommunity #bbu community days

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starvels · 1 year

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Top 5 ways to get your goat

i've had a couple of days of being rly annoyed at little things so i think this is actually a very time appropriate question lmfaooo. not top 5 probably, but just the ones i've come up with right now upon first thought:

being mean for no reason. my own personal mantra is 'is it true, is it kind, is it necessary' and i really hold that to heart, both in life and in writing and fandom. what is literally the point at all to being unnecessarily rude and untruthful?? fucking yike. when i see someone being rude to a service person/in public/to someone w less power than them, i immediately drop kick them verbally into the next year. i don't tolerate that shit.

being asked how i am doing in a disingenuous way/not being giving room to respond in truth/not being asked at all. i think asking after someone can be a beautiful infinitesimal celebration of their importance to you. i like to engage in that a lot and like to receive that as well.

inability to see things in a nuanced fashion. i wholeheartedly believe that reactive, self-centering extremism in all forms and functions is exceptionally damaging and i don't think enough people in today's day and age have considered how they have been adversely affected by the omnipresent need to have One Right Verifiable Easy Googlable Answer and for that one answer to be theirs. perfect example of this is fandom itself and the conversation about constructive critique in instances of racist/transphobic/eurocentric/ableist/etc. portrayals. and i think it boils down to [the good place voice] what we owe to each other. and what we owe is not a reflexive hard answer, but an open query and a second of listening. do i have an answer for how to perfectly balance safety and open creativity? no. but i care a lot about asking other people how they feel and asking them to work with me to find out the full range of the set of our answers.

being constrained. by the narrative or by circumstance or expectation or my own limitation. exploring is so wholeheartedly the point for me in so many things. i've realized the more and more i write, the more and more i want to explore and try my hand at new things -- slow unfolding horror, unreliable narration, kinks oh so many kinks, articulations of relationships, meticulous data based stories, etc. i like growth, i like network expansion, i like mycellium, what can i say?

under-seasoning things. it's such a small thing but the longer i live the more i'm like i do NOT want to experience blandness in food or in life. under-seasoning an AU or a worldbuilding in a story? so exceptionally frustrating. to be like, iunno. 'oh it's a/b/o but just with lubricating assholes and mean assholes' is mmm, let me lisa frank and say, "that is a waste!" make it unhinged! make it inhuman in weird ass ways! make it goddamn! queer! and! intersex! (tshirt that says: stop being pussies abt including pussies in your porn dhjgfkbjndk).

+bonus/pursuant to the last: not being enthusiastic/being ashamed about things you enjoy. i'm a type 7w8 on the enneagram and a libra and i just so sincerely think that people should experience the full range of their emotional spectrum and delight in every heightened and aroused moment of it. same in fandom, too, tell me! what you like about a thing! make 20 art pieces with the same palette and concept!! i fucking love it!!!! show me the heart of your muse!!

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other top 5 answers

#top5 #my talk #very personal in places el oh el #shits getting real on the ask memes!!

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gobsnacc · 1 year

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Svetza gabs a pillow and screams into it. She doesn’t WANT to do things! But she must. So she rolls from the nest in her closet and into the shower.

After a shower she dresses a thick long protective bodysuit, work jeans and a tshirt. She ties her hair into a bun, puts on a sunhat and some protective face gear, slaps on a tail bag and heads outside with a saw. Time to tame the forest around the house a little. Those damn bramble bushes have gotten OUT OF HAND. She’s tired of chasing the goat out of em and getting WRECKED.

So if you hear shrieking and swearing and loud angry music, be not afraid, its just your local goblin mage doing yardwork.

After that shes cute-ifying her home some more. Daddy would have loved it!

#ic; i cast VIOLENCE

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thedianadiary · 10 months

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0020.

What can you smell right now? not much im in my room so you know how it smells like you so you dont really smell it anymore?

What was the last thing you bought online? uh a tshirt for my nephew on amazon

If you drink coffee, when was the last time you went a day without having one? I dont drink coffee

Do you have any appointments coming up? i mean i have places to be and such at certain times so i guess yes

Do you put appointments in your phone’s calendar app to remember them? yes most of the timeant

Will you be visiting anyone’s house in the next week or so? possibly.

Have you ever been to a petting zoo? What animals did you pet? all the timeeeeeeee. lots and lots of goats, bunnys, puppies, ducklings, etc.

What was the last movie you saw in theatres? uhhhhh the latest ant man

Do you know anyone who has done a PhD? yes

How many unread emails are in your inbox right now? just went thru them! there is one unread because im trying to think of how to respond to this person.

What four apps do you keep on the home bar on your iPhone? (Sorry, I’m not sure if Android has an equivalent!) ^^ it doesnt

Are you tired right now? yes i did not sleep well at all last night. i was awake 90% of the night with either being so hot or with nightmares

What’s your favourite day of the week and why? I love fridays.

How far away is the nearest major city? like major major would be chicago and the city limits are about 20 mins

Do you own an electric kettle? i dont even think i have any kettle currently

Are your eyebrows wispy or bushy? wispy

Have you ever lost your wallet or purse? Did you have to replace a bunch of things? uhhhh i VERY rarely lose stuff. its extremely uncommon. i dont think ive ever lost it to the point where anything needed to be replaced.

Where are you right now? Describe the room or place to me. my room. its very small, its like 8x8. 90% of my room is my queen bed lol. that is centered under the windows. i have nightstands on either side with matching lamps and mirrors. books/tissues/googlehub/plants on the tables. directly across from my bed is the wall with the door, it also has my tv mounted. nothing else on that wall because there would be no room for walking. on another side i have a dresser which has like a clock, more books, my jewelry, and perfume on the top. oh and a light. the opposite wall from that is just a mirror.

Do you prefer big dogs or small dogs? big!

Are you good at understanding heavy accents? Which accents would you say you’re the best at understanding? I used to be but im doing better at it. lol im pretty good at kenyan.

Have you ever played on a real life pinball machine, or just on the computer? yes both

Do you have a lot of word documents or notes on your computer? a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

What’s your favourite Ben & Jerry’s flavour? whatever ones have the most fudge lol

Have you ever been to a school reunion? How was it? no boy everyone loved to joke about that with me because i was homeschooled so my reunion would be looking in a mirror. -.- so funny.

How many nights a week do you generally cook at home? it varies based on the plans but typically like to eat at home like 5x a week

What colour are the street signs in your neighbourhood? Are they the same all over town or do they vary? green

Do you have good grammar and punctuation skills? yes

Have you ever tried vegan chicken? Did you like it? Not to my knowledge. lol

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kingsdaleemporio · 2 years

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the-tired-commander · 2 years

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Thank you for the ask! <3 Hell yeah two of them! I'll try and go as different as possible for them!

King Goat - Rapture

Probably one of the least well-known bands I listen to. Pretty sure they describe themselves as doom metal. I love these guys, have seen them live and have a t-shirt for them. Yes, it does take almost 2 minutes for any lyrics but the whole song is great. The front man comes out wearing robes with a hood for stage shows.

Autoheart - Possibility

I just love autoheart, and this was the first song I heard from them. It falls into a category I love, "funky beat and tragic lyrics".

Send me a 🎶 and I'll link a song I like!

#thank you again for the ask!#look i absolutely love metal but i have no idea about all the different genres #the songs you gave in response to my anon were so so good #myrath is being added to bands i listen to all the time #ashbury heights is great too but myrath really hit that good music spot for me #the king goat tshirt is great by the way #its a goat skull with mushrooms and its incredible

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zr21designs · 2 years

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My Heart Beats for Basketball T-Shirt. Link 👉 bit.ly/3LhC5qO *Sold & Shipped by Zazzle *Available in a variety of styles & colors. For more Designs Check out Our Shop in bio 👍 @zr21designs #zazzle #zazzlemade #tshirtdesign #basketball #tshirt #design #sport #NBA #love #life #like #explore #basketballplayer #heart #training #basketballedits #basketballcoach #ınstagood #athlete #goat #fitness #motivation #quotes #lifestyle #shopping #gift #giftideas #giftforhim #birthdaygifts #birthday https://www.instagram.com/p/CbqvxxtKKvk/?utm_medium=tumblr

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calaverasygatitos · 6 years

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From the Basque country, caves and mountains were witnesses of magical stories that observed the birth of a being that can be present whenever you need it, it can be your best friend, it will whisper enigmatic things, it will give you power and protection, but remember you should not never fail his call.

Phillip Loves You

Go to our magical world:

Calaveras y Gatitos

#goat #devil #evil #phillip #black #ritual #love #dark humor #weird #pact #tshirt #stickers #calaverasygatitos #phillip love you

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littlealienproducts · 7 years

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Cow Ringer Tee ✨Use ‘LittleAlien’ to get 10% off!

#that aint no goat that i ever seen #tee #tshirt #ringer tee #tbh love this tee #discount #discounts #pastel #one size #purple #cow #goat #i guess

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cocosstories · 3 years

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Chris Evans One Shot

hiii can you please do a chris evans one where it’s just you two meeting but like realistic, no tropes if possible. thank you so much!!

Hey, saw that your requests were open. Could you do a one-shot where the reader thinks Chris is a like a basic boston bro (drinks beer, only talks about Tom Brady or the Bosox, loud and obnoxious) and they is just put off by it? Maybe Chris really likes them and tries hard to prove them wrong? That would be awesome. Thanks!

It was Saturday night and you had decided after a long week at work, you needed to get out for a while.

You were sitting at the bar near your house the first time you heard his voice.

"Hey bro, can we get another round?"

You slightly turn on your stool to see the source of the obnoxious noise that was interrupting your quiet drink and there he was.

Jeans, old faded tshirt, trucker hat. The basic wardrobe of the drunken Boston guy.

"Hi, I'm Chris."

Your eyes meet for just a second as he introduces himself and you turn away quickly.

"Sorry, not interested."

It was your standard blow off for 'townies' having been screwed over by enough of them in your time.

"Well, that's a shame. I was just telling my brother over there that it was nice to finally see a beautiful woman in here. The usual crowd is all dudes. Nice guys but not really my type."

You scoff at his line.

"And let me guess, I am?"

You turn back towards him.

"Maybe. Can't really tell since you are working so hard to blow me off right now."

He smiles and for the first time, you really look at him.

"And yet, you are still trying."

Trying not to focus on the beautiful blue of his eyes or his sweet smile, you remind yourself of your rule about 'townies' yet again.

"Only because I truly believe if you got to know me, you would change your mind."

"Why is that?"

His last comment peaks your interest a bit so you decide to play along for a while.

"Because you see me as your typical Boston guy. Drunk, loud, Patriots loving, Tom Brady worshiping bro who just wants a random hook up and then never call you again."

You had to admit, he hit the nail directly on the head.

"And that's not you?"

You raise your eyebrow.

"Well, I love drinking beer, the Patriots and Tom Brady is the GOAT but don't let that fool you. If you were to go out with me, I would definitely call you the next day."

You wanted to laugh but something deep down believed him.

"Alright, let's say I believe you, why should I go out with you? Other than the fact that you would call the next day?"

Chris laughs and takes the stool next to you.

"Because I am nothing like the image you have in your head. Family is my top priority, always. I love my dog and hanging out with my bros but when it comes down to work, I am focused. I like to drink and sometimes drink a little too much but not everyday. I am reliable and always keep my word no matter what and most importantly, I think if you gave me a chance, there could be a potential for something real."

You take in his whole speech, finally deciding you were wrong about him.

"I'm Y/N"

You hold out your hand to him and he takes it.

"Nice to meet you, Y/N."

He says.

"Nice to meet you too, Chris."

You reply with a sincere smile.

He asks if you would like to join him and his brother for a few drinks and you agree.

After introducing you to Scott, the three of you split a couple of pitchers before you decide it was tome for you to be heading home.

You say goodbye to the brothers, grab your bag and leave but not before Chris takes your number with a promise to call you to set up your first date.

#Chris Evans One Shot #Chris Evans x reader #Chris Evans #cocos stories

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