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justsomemorewritersonthisapp · 3 years

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Korekiyo, Nagito and Shuichi with a s/o who has likes some serious problems but they just say eat the pain away

Character: “S/O you can’t just eat your pain away”

S/O, pulling out a bag of chips: “If nobody’s stopping me, who says I can’t?”

Honestly I can at least somewhat relate to this one cause I tend to have a problem eating when I'm bored, but I think I'm getting better about it at least. You probably didn't wanna hear my problems, so let's just get to your request!

A/N: Nagito says 'my hope' as a name a bunch btw and I personally think these might be a little weird and not well written and shuichi's headcanons are very short since I wasn't really sure what else to do so please let me know if you want this rewritten

Warning: a little swearing (I guess)

~Mod Tenko, who clearly talks too much~

Korekiyo Shinguji

Both you and Kiyo have some problems but Kiyo deals with them in a much healthier way than you do

While Kiyo tends to drown himself and others in anthropology, you.. eat.

Had a bad day? Eat a bag of chips.

Emotions gotcha down? Eat a tub of ice cream.

Hell, stubbed your toe and it hurt like a bitch? Great! Go make some mac n' cheese.

Kiyo noticed this early in your relationship, way back to when you were just friends

He's said something to you before about it when you were friends

"Y/n, I've noticed your habit of eating when upset."

"Yeah? It's that obvious?"

"Yes, it is actually quite fascinating, but not a very good coping mechanism."

"Yeah but I don't really have much else to do." You say as you pull out a dollar.

"I'll be right back."

You came back with a bag of chips

Kiyo kinda gave up on that one, but now that you're dating, he was hoping the conversation would go.. a little better than last time

But Kiyo has a little... trick up his sleeve

"Y/n, I would like to discuss something."

"Yeah Kiyo? Hope it's not a three hour long anthropology post again."

"No, but I will continue to share those."

"I would actually like to speak of your poor coping mechanism once more."

...

"This habit of yours can grow unhealthy my love."

"I know Kiyo. I just.. don't know what else to do."

"I'm here for you my love."

"... alright Kiyo."

"But as I'm assuming you already know, old habits die hard."

"Yes, I am painfully aware."

You open the freezer to look for a popsicle

Cold air

"Kiyo where the hell is all the food?"

Nagito Komaeda

Nagito definitely isn't the best at coping either, but lately he's been trying to be better (he's getting therapy, thank god)

But he's well aware of your poor coping as well and wants to help you!

First, he's tries confronting you

"My hope, don't you think you should find a better way to cope?"

"Aw, I appreciate your concern but these chips just hit the spot. Kinda hard to give up yknow."

After the first failure, he takes a different approach and hiding all the food

... just his luck that it'd fall out of its hiding place right as you walked in the room

Alright! No more Mr. Nice guy!

Nagito gets a little stubborn and continues to just bother you about it, with it being brought up in every conversation at least once

While laughing, you finally give in after the 500th 'Please my hope?'

"All right fine, I'll find something else to do!"

"Really? Are you sure?"

"Yeah, you've been nagging me about it for weeks. I have one condition though."

"Yes, my hope?"

"We work on our problems together so we can keep the other in line."

"Anything for you my hope."

Shuichi Saihara

Shuichi doesn't really cope well, he just cries and secludes himself

But he loves you so he tries reasoning with you on your unhealthy coping

He even tries to share some of his interests with you

While you agree to join him on his interests, you still ate a lot

Well now he just says it straight up

"Y/n, you can't always just eat your pain away.."

"Nobody's stopping me."

You shove some chips in your mouth

"I'm stopping you!"

Shuichi grabs said chips

He then proceeds to go on a rant about how unhealthy this is and how you can trust him to help you the best way he can

"Alright Shuichi. But at least let me finish those chips!"

"No!"

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artistictiliqua · 4 years

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ESP DIB MASTERPOST

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It’s a BIG update this time! I wanted to give you guys a bunch of panels this time around so it took awhile to post but here you go! Another instalment to the ESP Dib AU comic!

Comic continues under the cut!

warning for blood/injury

*jason mendoza voice* Oh Zim we really in it now

Looks like Zim’s having a rough go of it yall D: but if you’re wondering why Zim is more ‘tired’ than ‘feral’ in this comic, the reasoning behind it is because he’s been on Earth for a handful of years now and has mostly settled into a routine he’s happy with. He still talks about destroying earth but he doesn’t really mean it anymore. He’s content to be where he is now, and he’s taken it upon himself to prevent Dib from doing dumb shit (as teenagers tend to do) while also being irritating as hell. He’s the older sibling to Dib and Gaz even if he himself doesn’t realize it yet. Membrane appreciates it since his work takes him away from his kids so often.

And a bit of a headcanon here that I’ve incorporated into this AU:

It’s exceedingly rare for an Irken to surpass 120 (Earth) years of age, because an Irken’s greatest goal is to die in battle. Lots of Irkens approaching 120 often act more recklessly because reaching that age automatically lowers their reputation. Zim canonically seems to have a ridiculous amount of skill in cheating death, so not only is he an outcast for being ‘an embarrassment’ and ‘a hazard’, he’s also held in low esteem since he’s reached 142 years of age.

For an Irken, 120 years is the equivalent of 19-22 human years. So Zim is roughly the equivalent of a 26-32 year old human. So as of this comic he’s like a tired college grad who works the graveyard shift at a gas station and subsists on a diet mainly composed of poptarts, mac n cheese, and Monster.

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beauregard-s · 4 years

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(Oblivious) Friends To Lovers w/ Richie Tozier | HC

Pairing: Richie Tozier x Reader (aged up to 16~17yo idk)

Warnings: Neglected!Richie, Fluff, language, kinda platonic, nothing much

Anon said: “ hi! hope you're fine. i loved 'ride or die' and the way you described y/n and richie's friendship and i was thinking if you could write a headcanon or smth about friends to lovers based on it”

A/n: So I made this HC out of what was Richie’s and Reader’s friendship in Ride or Die’s scenario. It kind of goes through the time they fell in love but didn’t get it? lol

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So, this headcanon happens before Ride or Die events (it’s somewhat what leads to that imagine)

Richie and you were childhood friends, since eleven or twelve

He was scornful and cursed a lot, yes, but somehow the two of you happened to grow close

Even though you were kind of the opposite of him

You knew some lines, yeah, and sometimes you’d flip him off, but you were mostly quiet and shy

Stan always rolled his eyes and asked you “why would you keep putting up with that Trashmouth?”

And you’d always shrug it off and smile

But over time, Richie’s demeanors kind of dug into your skin

You didn’t turn into a trashcan like him, no, but your sarcasm levels increased a lot

And you’d turn into the only one who could properly beat the amount of shit he’d say, and make him shut up

During high school, you’d attend most of the classes together and he’d annoy you A LOT during those

But also he was the one who could always be spotted by your side at the hallways

That cocky way of his, arm slung around your shoulders? Yeah

You were just friends, but of course the other Losers mocked a lot about how close you were and maybe that was because of Richie’s sexual lines about you

So, once, Bev dared you to kiss him in a Truth or Dare game

And you did with no whining

Richie was about to joke over said dare when you grabbed his shirt and pulled him into you

It only lasted a few seconds, but when you pulled away, you swore he was as red as a freaking tomato

And the rest of them, from Bev to Ben, they were all speechless

Richie drifting out of his trance, “Well, you just ruined our friendship, toots”

And Bill said under his breath, “G-g-guts...”

But you didn’t really ruin nothing

You just made things better

Richie became more protective of you

And kind of... Soft

No more gross sexual lines, only flirty ones

“Let me get this, doll” and he would grab your backpack and toss it over one of his shoulders, his dangling on the other

He'd still annoy the hell out of you sometimes, but you noticed the difference

And how you were different too. Felt different.

And sometimes, when you were at the library studying for your tests and he'd finally concentrate, you’d stare at him for a while

And feel something tingling in your chest

But you’d end up shrugging it off as you did to Stan

Not because you were obtuse, but because you didn’t want to step into that path

And Richie was kind of affection-starved

His parents were never at home, it was already like that during his childhood and became worse when he started to be able to take care of himself

Thus, he was always hanging out with some of you Losers, somewhere

But he never invited any of you over

Until one day he asked if you could come and spend the afternoon with him

“Help me out with math, y/n/n?”

That bastard only got high grades at math

And that was why you were at the Tozier’s that afternoon

And you spent hours through your homework without him emitting a single word, nor asking for help

Sometimes he’d blow a joke, and you’d threw a paper ball at him because you were approaching the finals, and God knew you needed help

But it was getting dark, and the house was still empty and ghostly

“Huh, no. They’ve decided to go on a little vacay” he scratched the back of his neck when you asked if his parents would get home soon

“Wanna do a sleepover?” you asked

Your parents were flexible with you, but anyways, you told them you were sleeping at Beverly’s

Whilst you were spread onto the couch, watching Friday-night’s tv shows, leaning against Richie’s ribs while his arm was resting on the couch’s back

And you found out he was very good at guessing prices

But it was dinner time, and he didn’t have real food at all

But you spotted a mac n cheese box in a cupboard, so you cooked it for both of you

And even though it wasn’t a big deal, he was amazed

And you just smirked as you felt your heart sank

Because it just exposed how left out he was

You knew his parents weren’t that present, but you had no idea of the depth of that

He never let you, any of you, see that

And now he was leaning over his bowl of oddly-made mac n cheese, praising you for that, in pure bliss

And you were smiling at him from across the counter

And later you shared the bed

Just that

No archness at all, no flirting

It was past midnight and the two of you were laying there and talking nonsense, and you started to drift way

So he just got up and clicked the lights off

And walked back to lay down by your side

You two slept over the covers

But, when you woke up, Richie snored quietly by your side, laying on his back

And you had a blanket covering you

#it headcanon #it headcanons #it imagine #it fanfic #it fic #richie tozier #richie tozier headcanon #richie tozier headcanons #richie tozier x reader #richie tozier imagine #richie tozier fic #richie tozier fanfic #beauregardwrites

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ohmrlove · 4 years

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Hello! I’ve been asking a bunch of people to do this request because I want to see everyone’s different headcanons. How would the MLQC boys react to MC being a single mother? She never told them she has a 7yr son because they never thought to ask and we’ll call him Liam instead of “her son”. So they found out when Liam ran to her. MC is still young since Liam was born from unfortunate events like rape (she loves her son to death). How would the guys try to bond with Liam?

Trigger warning: ask centers around rape

🍷 Victor 🍷

He never would have imagined you were a single mother, let alone to a seven-year old. You were really good at hiding it!

It’s likely he overheard a snippet of a phone call when trying to approach you about work. A tiny little ‘love you mommy!’ on the phone during a break he didn’t know you were taking

Is kind of blown away you can strike the work-life balance and avoid being so consumed. Victor, himself, is bad at balancing intimate relationships outside of work so you mystify him

Gets super curious about this kid and slyly devises some work event that it’d be okay to bring them to

Realizes it’s a bad idea when he’s overwhelmed with the sheer amount of people--and kids--he has to greet, but likes that your kid was pretty quiet (shy) and sat at a table with you

He was playing with the big, fancy cloth napkins and Victor decided to fold one up in a semi-complicated design next to his

You introduce the two and it starts as Victor showing him how to fold napkins and teaching him about food

Casually drops Souvenir having a ‘Little Chefs day’ and encourages you to bring him

Victor can’t be the one running the class (obviously) so Mr. Mills does it and he helps grab all the stuff to make mac n’ cheese

Your son follows along, gets messy, and corrects Victor on how much cheese mac n’ cheese ACTUALLY needs. (“You want it to be really good! The best, like angels singing in your mouth, and that means lots of cheese!”)

Victor’s stomach hurts from all the cheese, but the whole thing was amusing

He’s suddenly ‘in the neighborhood’ a lot, and comes to sit with you and your son

When you have to collaborate with him on work, Victor insists you bring him so you don’t waste money on a babysitter. (”There’s two of us and one of him, it can’t be that hard.”)

Eventually learns the truth after the two of you have grown much closer and takes a deep, personal interest in making sure Liam never has that awful person for a father figure

“Just because” trips to places the three of you would like

Is basically your boyfriend/the dad figure but won’t own up to it unless super pissed off or being challenged in public. Will admit to it more when you’re married.

📢 Gavin 📢

Kind of dense about it. Had suspicions but no proof, and when he saw you two side by side, you picking him up to hug him, the similarities were PRETTY OBVIOUS

Birdcop felt kinda dumb

Becomes hyperfocused after that. When did this happen? A SEVEN YEAR OLD?! He never would’ve guessed!

Is worried the kid will be the total opposite of him--not super active, hates loud noises, etc--but is glad he can break the ice by showing him a cop car or his motorcycle

Answers all the typically excited job questions as best he can

Conveniently shows up at a school fitness day as a supervisor or some safety tie-in with the police department

Is happy to see him being nice to the other students and participates a little but mostly watches with you on the sidelines

Doesn’t ask you some of his questions since there’s other people nearby, but invites you two to ‘a little place’ he was going to afterwards

One dinner date turns into a few more, and Gavin is grasping at straws trying to invite you to stuff just to hang out. He’s got a soft spot for the kid and he sees his eyes light up and Gavin just can’t.

They turn into weekend buddies--fun at the park, movies, the whole nine yards!

He realizes this dynamic is getting pretty serious when your kid invites him to an award night at school. It’s just you two and Gavin is embarrassed but soooo proud! His heart is fluttering!

You tell him the truth about Liam’s conception and Gavin can only HOPE the guy is already dead. Boy is MAD. The news reported some wind issues for the next few hours, even into the next day.

Probably has a dark circle of people and MAKES SURE the guy doesn’t cause you any problems and stays FAR AWAY.

Focuses on being a good figure in Liam’s life.

The type to go ‘I know that kid’ and cheer him on at school functions. He’s got a distant older brother/aloof but warm personality so the transition to dad is going to be natural and hard to see.

🔬 Lucien 🔬

Probably figured it out before you ever told him. Considered that he’s a cousin/nephew or the kid happens to look somewhat like you (features can be common, etc.) but his gut says otherwise

Now that he thinks about it, he’s seen the kid off in the background when he dropped by your house sometimes. He just assumed you were babysitting a neighbor child.

When the two of you come to see him, holding hands, he knows. You’d run back to Lucien’s house and picked something up for him while he was stuck in a lecture.

Is too nosy for his own good--no matter how subtle--and offers to treat you for the errand. Whatever your kid wanted, he picked.

Lucien’s a people-watcher and found your kid’s table manners pretty interesting and he was pleased to note he wasn’t overly loud.

Their interests didn’t perfectly line up but Lucien’s absolutely voracious when it comes to learning and reading, so he had SOMETHING to say about Liam’s likes. Didn’t mind learning more from your excited, scatterbrained kid. It’s always funny to see people so passionate.

If he likes to sketch, Lucien could probably turn a sketch into a tiny robot or something. That puts him high on Liam’s list!

If he’s a more active/outdoor child, Lucien will invite the two of you along on a less-serious version of field research

Lucien can somehow always find the most interesting but less public city events, so it makes it fun and mysterious to tag along

Volunteers to babysit him when you’re super busy

They swap books and Lucien seems to have extra movie tickets lately

You guys drive to the Research Center to check on him one night when his experiment runs late and Lucien knows that this is a thing. You guys are a thing now. You’ve shown him that dedication and he’ll give it back two-fold (at least).

When he realizes no father figure’s coming in to make a fuss, Lucien has several theories. Finally inquires over a cup of tea, late at night when Liam’s asleep.

“Although certainly not ideal, Liam’s proof that good things can come out of a bad situation.”

He’s pretty vigilant about renewing any court-based paperwork that involves keeping the father away. Would probably kill him to really get him out of the picture, but has too many ideas and would rather not bother. The ultimate victory would be yours and Liam’s success, and he’ll invest in that instead.

🎤 Kiro 🎤

You and Liam were out buying groceries and running errands on your day off. Kiro was out (in disguise) trying to follow the diet his nutritionist set up...plus a few bag of chips

The two of you ran into each other at a booth giving away free samples. Kiro ABSOLUTELY can never turn down samples because they’re too small to matter and they’re usually junk food.

He says hello vaguely, as always, but when the kid says ‘Mommy, who’s that?’ Kiro absolutely loses it with disbelief and excitement

You rush him back to your house before he can blow his cover and the media gets the wrong idea

Kiro’s naturally a big kid at heart, and with his charming Evol, it won’t be hard for him to connect. Not that he’d use it.

If he gets too excited, it’ll happen accidentally.

He’s used to kids being excited to meet him so it’s a pretty easy introduction.

They talk superheroes, food, and all kinds of things!

If your kid’s not a big singer or dancer, Kiro’s more than happy to show him how to play the guitar or drums the next time you hang out. Kind of regrets that last one. But hey, he’s happy! That counts for something!

These two TOTALLY have a system where Liam brings him ‘contraband’ food when you visit and he HAS to take it because it would be rude to refuse a fan’s gift. Savin is not pleased.

Liam starts to understand that Kiro’s really busy or can’t go outside a lot/has to be private, so when the three of you hang out you usually bingewatch stuff or play video games. There’s always waaay too much takeout, but it’s delicious!

If you go to Kiro’s place, he probably installs a little fake sports hoop so they can play indoor games

Sometimes drops little coded messages in live vids (”And a special hello to my main man L!”) he loves it because it drives the internet absolutely nuts with trying to figure out who it is

He’ll casually arrange phone calls/voice messages from any of your son’s favorite TV characters/actors and make it seem like a ‘no biggie’ kind of thing. Kid super loves him then!

Not 100% what Kiro was aiming for--just trying to do something nice--but he’ll take it!

When he bothers to share any good news with Kiro, that’s when he knows he’s in the circle. You guys are close now.

When Kiro’s out supporting bands of designing a new stage line up, he likes your son’s input and will probably add a few of his favorite bands just so he has a reason to come.

It’s an unlikely family, but it’s a happy one. A happy one that is guarded to the teeth and Kiro has no qualms about bulldozing that disgusting excuse of a human in court.

May or may not put out a hit as Key. He’s a master hacker and could get rid of traces pretty easily

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milkchu · 5 years

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joe mazzello as a dad ♡ headcanons.

pairing: joe mazzello x fem!reader

warnings: just some swearing, kinda long???

a/n: i actually made being married to joe headcanons before this so go ahead if y’all wanna read!! 💓

so it’s no secret that this man would be 1000000% dad material

we’ve all seen pics of him with kids and it’s fuckin adorable

so imagine his face when you told him you were pregnant

he would be s o b b i n g

though it took some attempts

you had so many cute ideas and plans on how to break the news to him

like putting a bun in the oven or doing the whisper challenge thingy

but he just wouldn’t get it for some reason

so after like 938382728537 attempts

you decide to straight up say it to his face

“joe i’m pregnant”

his reaction brings joy to your heart nonetheless

he just pulls you in for a tight hug and buries his face in your shoulder

“i’m gonna be a dad?” his voice bREAKS bc he’s crying aw :(

and you just kiss his head and stroke his hair

“yes joe”

you also couldn’t help but tear up bc you know he loves kids so much and he’s been wanting to have his own and he can finally have a family with you 💗 uwu

ofc joe was with you through every step of the way

he would cook you breakfast and bring you literally any craving you had without question

“what do you wanna eat for lunch, babe?”

“pizza ,,, with mac ‘n cheese on top ,,, smothered in ranch ,,, and a milkshake with peanut butter in it ,,, lots of it.”

“ok gotchu babe”

he would also talk and cuddle your bump as much as he could

late at night he would make sure you were asleep (sometimes you weren’t so you pretended to be asleep)

and just talk to your bump

“hi there, mommy and i can’t wait to see you”

“i don’t care if you’re a boy or a girl or both or neither”

“i’m still gonna love you with all my heart and soul and protect you at all costs”

then he softly kisses your bump and goes back to sleep

you tried so hard to contain yourself bc you just wanted to squeal and drown him in a billion kisses

omg imagine when both of you went to award shows or premieres

showing off your baby bump like an icon™️

joe would be so silly when taking pictures on the red carpet

like he would just point at your belly and be like “i did that *wink wink*”

nonetheless both of you just looked so amazing like the ultimate power couple you are

when the due date finally comes OH BOY

all hell breaks loose in the house

“jO E m Y WATER JUST B RO KE“

and he would panic a bit but he would be prepared

like he had an emergency bag with your clothes and some essentials in it

he would guide you to the car

“yeah that’s right baby, you’re doing fine”

“fine? FINE??? i am totally NOT FINE JOSEPH”

then you finally arrive in the hospital

before you could even get down from the car, joe just picks you up and carries you to the emergency room

he holds your hand the entire time

after you finally give birth he just gives you tons of kisses

“you did so well, baby”

the nurses hand the baby over to him and he’s just looking at it with glossy eyes

then he shows your child to you

“he/she’s so beautiful”

“just like his/her mom”

he would def post a picture of the three of you on his instagram right after

proud parents™️ :’)

if you had a son, you would definitely name him after joe

like when you’re calling for one of them, “hey, joe?”

and they both turn their heads and say in unison, “yes?” lmaooo

“that’s it i’m calling you joey”

“oh god moOoOoOoM”

so the first few months of taking care of your baby was tough ofc but you both got the hang of it as time passed by

thank god you both took parenting classes

both of you would have this silly competition on who could put the diaper on the baby faster

or who could cheer your baby up first when he/she starts crying

but you still had your sweet fluffy moments

one time you woke up in the middle of the night and joe wasn’t beside you

so you went to your kid’s room and saw him on a chair, holding your baby :’)

the baby woke up crying so joe went and checked up on it

he was talking to it so you just hid behind the door and watched

“hey tiny person”

“it’s okay, it’s okay, shhh”

“daddy’s got you” :’)

then the baby would start smiling up at him, gurgling

and you swore you heard “dada” come out the baby’s mouth and it wAS U G H just brought tears to your eyes

you literally had your hand against your heart bc it was such a beautiful sight uwu

so you couldn’t help but approach the two, putting your hands on his shoulders

“oh sorry, did we wake you up, babe?”

“no, the bed just felt cold without you”

he chuckles, “be there soon, have to take care of this little one first”

you both just spent a few minutes together before you suggested to bring your baby to your bedroom

so you all slept together with your baby in the middle :’)

you also had a lot of picnics together !!!

your kid was about three years old and you would watch him/her play around in the grass (bonus if you have a dog!!!)

while you had your back against joe’s chest, his arms wrapped around you

“he/she grows way too fast” he grumbles and pouts against your shoulder

you turn your head to peck his lips, “that means we did well, right?”

he continues to have this cute pout on his face, “but he/she’s gonna grow even more then he/she’s gonna be an angsty teen, rebel against us, go to college, have a job, get married—“

you just cut him off with a kiss, you giggled, “and i’m gonna be by your side the whole time”

“enjoy the moment while he/she’s still small” 💗

then your child comes running up to the both of you, flailing around with cute lil chubby arms and legs uwu

“mommy! daddy! let’s pway!”

and you just spent the whole day playing around in the grass with your beautiful family :’)

when you have get togethers with the borhap cast

lucy would definitely be all over your kid, “sorry, guys. he/she’ll be staying with rami and i from now on”

also when you talk with the others while your kid is on your lap

joe, not paying attention, is beside you making goofy faces at your kid, giggles coming out from them

and oh boy expect lots of instagram posts from joe

one time he was alone with your kid while you were at work and both of them were missing you

so he decided to post a selfie of the both of them, making cute pouty faces

“it’s so lonely in the house without mom 😪 @(y/n)”

then you send joe back a selfie with a scrunched up face, “i’m at the grocery store buying food so you two babies don’t starve to death”

another is your kid’s first day of school !!!

you took the picture, joe was kneeling down, hugging your kid tightly

“it’s this little troublemaker’s first day of school! don’t burn the school down!” 😂

joe is definitely a dedicated dad

schedule a meeting at 3? no way man i gotta pick my kid up from school

omg when he arrives at the school too early

he parks his car first and decides to make a random video for instagram

y’all already know what it would be

then your kid, already a teenager, comes to the car and just finds joe like this—

“what the hell are you doing, dad?”

lmao alright that’s all i have for now !!! def making another part in the future!

*gif not mine!

tags: @b-hardys // @hunterswearingplaid // @livingforrt // @bensrhapsody // @jennyggggrrr // @little-weirdo-13 // @kemeryyyy

#hardyzello #joe mazzello #joe mazzello x reader #joe mazzello imagine #borhap #borhap imagine #borhap cast #dad fic

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returnn-of-the-mac · 5 years

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FO4 Companions React Headcanon- Sole burning lunch & setting off the fire alarm

Sole was in the kitchen of an dilapidated apartment complex, making him/herself a decent lunch of Deathclaw Steak. In the process of doing so, Sole looked out the window got distracted by a group of off-duty Diamond City security guards below trying to recreate an odd pre-war dance called the Harlem Shake. Sole forgot all about the steak until the blaring fire alarm snaps him/her back to reality

Deacon:

Deacon was in the middle of changing his outfit when the alarm when off.

“You know if you really wanted to see me naked you could’ve just asked nicely.”

He walked into the kitchen in his underwear to see Sole standing there with the burnt steak.

“Well that’s an eyesore? Nothing a little contour can’t fix, amiright? But seriously, you’re not actually going to eat that, are you?” Deacon handed Sole another piece of deathclaw meat. “Hopefully second times the charm, pal.”

Cait:

Cait was rummaging around one of the nearby rooms when she head the alarm go off.

“What’re ye doin in there!?”

When she approached Sole and saw the charred steak, she grimaced. “I see ye like it well done. Like, very well done.”

“I burned it.”

“I can see that. The thing looks incinerated. At least the chars will give ye some extra protein.”

Longfellow:

Longfellow was reading an old nature magazine that he found when he heard the alarm go off.

“Are you okay in there?” He put down the magazine and walked into the other room, immediately eying the burned steak.

“I give you props. I’m an old man. And in all my decades of living, I’ve never seen a piece of meat burned this bad.” He scratched his head. “ But Deathclaw meat is tough. The best way to cook it is to slow-roast it.”

He gave Sole another piece of deathclaw meat. “I’ll show you how to prep and cook it the right way.”

Ada:

Ada was collecting junk when she heard the alarm. “Alarm detected. Are you safe?”she asked through the wall.

“Yes Ada, I’m fine.” Sole answered, walking into the room with the burnt streak.

“What is that?” Ada asks, scanning the meat. “I have determined that this specimen is 1% deathclaw, 99% charcoal. Traces of deathclaw detected.

Are you in safe? Do you need assistance?”

“No Ada, I’m fine, thank you.”

“Affirmative.”

Nick:

Nick was reading a book in the other room when the fire alarm went off. He couldn’t help but chuckle a bit.

“How’s that steak coming along, pal?”

“It’s fine Nick, I’m just cooking.” Sole shouted from the other room, frantically fanning the smoke.

“Sounds more like burning.” Nick joked. After making sure that everything was okay, Nick offered Sole a second piece of deathclaw meat.

“Easy bucko. This is the last piece of Deathclaw I’ve got. Make sure to actually cook it this time.”

Gage:

Gage was sharpening his switch blade when the alarm went off.

“How’s that lunch coming?” he asked sarcastically.

When Sole entered the room with the burnt steak, Gage just shrugged.

“A little crispy but it ain’t the worst I’ve seen.”

He rips off a piece of the meat and tosses it into his mouth. “A little crunchy. A little tough. A little smokey. It ain’t bad though. Yeah, it ain’t too bad. Just eat it.”

Danse:

Danse was modding weapons in the other room when he heard the blaring of the alarm. “Stay put, soldier! I’m coming.” He drops to the floor and crawls to the door, feeling the knob with the back of his hand. He then opens the door, where he meets Sole, holding a burnt steak.

“Danse? What are you doing?”

Danse stands up. “Considering the pitch and volume of the alarm, I assumed there was a combustion. You seemed to have been able to contain the inferno. Good job, soldier.”

“There wasn’t a fire, I just burned my lunch.”

Danse looks quizzically at the burnt slab of meat.

“Oh...I’m sorry to hear that. That’s quite unfortunate. I suggest being more attentive to your cooking in the future. Luckily, I have some extra rations.”

He then hands Sole a box of Fancy Lads Snack Cakes.

MacCready:

MacCready was relaxing on an old mattress when the fire alarm went off. He rolled his eyes.

“Hey! Next time you wanna do an EDM jam sesh, remind me to bring my turntable.”

He rolled over and covered his ears with an old straw pillow until the alarm ceased. When he sat back up, he saw Sole holding out a sad-looking steak.

“Wow. That looks bad.” MacCready poked the stiff steak, “Like, really bad.”

Sole shrugged. “I’m hungry.”

“Yeah but you’ve got to have some standards. That’s the worst-cooked piece of meat I’ve ever seen! And I was the Mayor of a village run by kids!” MacCready sighed. “Look, I picked up a box of Blanco Mac n Cheese that I found. We can split it if you want. But I’m making it.”

Hancock:

Hancock was doing jet when the alarms went off.

“Hm. Can’t quite tell if this is the jet or real life.”

Sole walked in holding the burnt steak a few minutes later.

“Ah. That answers my question.”

Sole sat down next to Hancock and hesitantly poked at the steak with his/her fork.

Hancock instantly noticed Sole’s disinterest in the food and handed him/her some jet.

“Here, brother/sister. This should take the edge off the food.”

Piper:

Piper was in the middle of writing a draft for the paper when the alarm started blaring.

“Hey, Blue! Everything okay in there?”

“Yeah Piper all good. I just managed to completely singe my lunch.” Sole answered.

“Oh, I’m sure it’s not that bad.” Piper walked into the kitchen and was greeted with a cloud of smoke. She then saw the slab of meat. “Yikes! That’s not edible. Here, have some Sugar Bombs, I have some extra.”

X6-88

X6 was watching the dancing Diamond City guards in disgust when the alarm went off.

“Ma’am/Sir? I suggest that in the future, you pay more attention to your cooking than to the buffoons below.”

Strong:

Strong was going through his collection of assorted meats when the alarm went of.

“WHAT. IS. THAT. SOUND???”

“It’s just the fire alarm Strong. It’s fine.” Sole reassured from the other room.

When Strong found the source of the screeching he walked straight up to the alarm.

“PUNY ROBOT. STOP MAKING NOISE OR YOU WILL DIE.”

When the alarm failed to stop, Strong whipped out his heated super sledge. “STRONG SMASH!!”

Preston:

Preston was tuning into various radio stations when the alarm when off. When he heard the sound, he rushed into the other room.

“Everything okay in here, General?”

Sole looked at his/her worried companion. “I’m good, Preston. I just burned my lunch.”

“I’m sorry to hear that, General. If you want I can contact a nearby settlement to see if they have any extra meat for trade.”

Curie/Codsworth:

This scenario never happened with Curie and Codsworth. They both insisted on helping Sole cook the entire time and didn’t let the food burn.

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akabaaiga · 4 years

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AIGA. DRUM. CLIO

brHHGHJKHG OH GOSH OK DOING THESE IN BACKWARDS ORDER SO I DONT GET mega emotional before starting

CLIO

favorite thing about them

hes just really funny. funky little goblin vampire. hes extra too

least favorite thing about them

my mind is sort of blanking on what happened in god Probably bc most of it isnt subbed but i kind of wish his problems w cooza were addressed a bit more?

favorite line

going to be real w u i dont remember any specific lines he said but whenever he says something in a really extra way its that

brOTP

cooza no shippy

OTP

i dont really ship clio but clio/daina is mayhaps good God i wish we got to see more of the french team

nOTP

cooza no shippy, i guess?

random headcanon

sometimes other members of the french team will wake up in the middle of the night to get like a glass of orange juice or something and they go to the kitchen and the light is on but no one should be up at this hour and theres mysterious noises and like shuffling sounds... the fridge opens and closes.... water starts boiling... whoever wanted their orange juice approaches the kitchen slowly and then they find out its just clio making mac n cheese

unpopular opinion

uh, he was good and should come back as with the rest of the french team of course. idont think thats really unpopular though i think a lot of people want daina back...?

song i associate with them

HJHJKHKHJKH OK . I ASSOCIATE AMV SONGS LIKE ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME WITH HIM BUT ONLY BECUASE OF ALL THE AMVS WE WATCHED

favorite picture of them

every pic of him is good but if you expected literally anything other than clio dabbing youre sorely mistaken

DRUM

favorite thing about them

he is so. perfect and bright and sunshiney babey i love him

least favorite thing about them

there is Nothing

favorite line

MY MEMORY ISNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THIS

brOTP

POT HOPE PLEASEEE i want to see him again. pot hope should have joined victories

OTP

yknow at first i didnt have any drum pairings i really liked but i think youre onto something big with that drum x gwyn

nOTP

i mean there are a lot of characters i could put down for these but unless people ship them i dont think its worth taking the time? that being said if anyone ships him with arthur i may scream

random headcanon

after being on takanes streams a few times i imagine he probably has some fans on the internet and i think thats cute

unpopular opinion

i dont know what the popular opinions are? my stone cold take is that he is baby. also i want to see him interact with bc sol more

song i associate with them

*ahem*

DRAGON TALES DRAGON TALES ITS ALMOST TIME FOR DRAGON TALES COME ALONG AND TAKE MY HAND LETS ALL GO TO DRAGON LAND

favorite picture of them

capybara

AIGAAAAAA

favorite thing about them

i saved this bullet point for last here we go

u already know about this and im not gonna go too deep on tumbler.net but his whole. everything his whole journey of discovering something new and loving it so much but then being traumatized and without even realizing it finding it hard to enjoy it in the way he once did but he realizes whats wrong and he learns to love it again and even more than before it just. i cant even find the words im getting Emotional HJFHJKHKJHKJD he does his absolute best to overcome this stuff and it was only because of the love in his heart he was able to yknow beat phi. which is a really, really big deal for him because of his trauma. its really . makes me happy cause i also am learning to love things again after trauma Including Myself and you know What i should stop here before it gets too much for a public acc HJFFHKJHF anyways i love every bit of him hes my absolute Favorite character right now i love him So Much

least favorite thing about them

does not compute

favorite line

ok theres gotta be a thousand of these but off the top of my head:

when hes like “you forgot this!” to phi

this

i just like. him passing on advice to drum. it mkes me emotional when old protags interact with new protags

brOTP

houi time. i really wish they showed us more of him and fubuki though

OTP

AIRANJI

nOTP

again i cant think of anything really specific that ive seen other than just dont be freaks?

random headcanon

ok you know that one john mulaney thing about the salt and pepper diner. aiga and xhan put in 7 whats new pussycats and laban puts in one its not unusual

unpopular opinion

he is in fact, a good character and actually, is the best one

song i associate with them

theres really no better aiga song than the cho z opening but the maplestory red intro song go fight show your energy makes me feel the same emotions he does and You know how my relationship is with maplestory so i think that says a lot

favorite picture of them

*dumps my entire aiga screenshot folder in this post* but really its these

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Soo since you had the idea of an age swap au,how about headcanons in that au?

Glad you asked!

16-year-old Daniel: Here

16-year-old Chris:

- This sweet little kid managed to stay smiling two years after his mom died and his dad started abusing alcohol, so I bet even as a teenager he tries his best to stay positive and rational.

- His favorite music genres are a weird mix of indie folk and electronic (Bat for Lashes and Rone) but his favorite artist is Sufjan Stevens.

- He’s best friends with Daniel! And Chris doesn’t get bullied anymore for being bad at sports because Daniel taught him how to throw, catch, etc.

- Continues to draw to honor his mom. He wants to be a counselor for alcoholics and draw superhero comics on the side.

- He’s a really great cook! Daniel loves his omelettes and homemade mac n cheese.

- He’s in every art-related class in high school and draws comics for the school newspaper.

- In Captain Spirit, Chris mentions that his teacher Mrs. Stroud likes his stories. By high school, he’s had his short stories and personal essays published in several local papers and even national writing magazines. He loves to write about his mom and art the most.

- He volunteers and always seems to work better with kids than teens and adults. It’s easier to talk to kids for him.

- Not exactly “innocent” anymore, but he approaches situations in a slightly idealized way: “Maybe he didn’t mean to do that! Let’s not jump to conclusions!”

- Ridiculously responsible and organized. He never forgets his homework, is an excellent driver, is courteous and polite, and never talks back. His teachers love him, Daniel loves to poke fun at him for it.

- Unfortunately by now he worries and overthinks everything. It usually is up to Daniel to calm his nerves, especially before a party with alcohol involved, but eventually Chris doesn’t even want to go parties anymore and he stays home and draws or listens to music.

- A total gentleman, always holds the door open, pulls out a chair, etc.

- He’s a straight edge: no alcohol or drugs, ever.

- Absolutely hates swearing and calls Daniel out for even saying “hell.” Daniel never swears, raises his voice, or drinks when he’s around him.

- Christmas is still his favorite holiday, and he’s the best gift giver, always taking extra time to create beautiful hand-drawn gifts for all his friends.

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9-year-old Sean:

- Still best friends with Lyla, but instead of them being foul-mouthed jokesters, they like to bike around the neighborhood and annoy their neighbors.

- Is definitely shorter than Lyla and (and always has been) waits impatiently for his epic growth spurt

- Imagines himself as the leader of a wolf pack, fighting the bad animals of the forest. Daniel and Lyla are allies and Brett is his arch nemesis.

- He doodles in the margins of every single sheet of schoolwork, notebooks, receipts, post-it notes, all over his bedroom walls… with Sharpie…

- Is a major bookworm and probably a budding Potterhead (he’d be in Gryffindor, btw)

- As soon as there’s a the slightest bit of snow on the ground, he uses it as an excuse to convince Esteban to make Champurrado (Mexican hot chocolate)

- Loves playing Mario Kart, Super Smash Bros, and Pokemon with Lyla

- In this AU, he’s Daniel’s little brother. As the younger one, he’s quiet, withdrawn, and hangs onto every word Daniel says. He only speaks up to deliver epic one-liners about something stupid Daniel did or said or show off his “beautiful” portraits of him.

- Diligently practices Spanish every day and Esteban jokes that he’s more fluent than Daniel

- Still has the same hair that he does at 16 and wears nothing but jeans and hoodies

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9-year-old Lyla:

- Likes hanging out with the boys because there’s less drama (haha)

- The least picky eater you’ve ever seen. Plus, she loves Mexican food and begs her parents every weekend to let her have dinner at Sean’s house.

- Still, she’s addicted to her mom’s galbi (Korean BBQ dish), mandu (dumplings) and drinks a ridiculous amount of boba/bubble tea. And she has an insane sweet tooth.

- She was the one who made up “the best freaking fighters!” (and they still use it all the way through high school, AU or not): “No Sean, we’re not best friends. We’re the best freaking fighters in the world!”

- Wears her hair in pigtails with bright colorful scrunchies! She’s most often seen in a t-shirt/jeans or overalls, plus Heelys.

- Gets bored ridiculously easily. Her parents tried to teach her to fold and stuff mandu and she lasted for about two minutes before saying, “This is too hard. Goodbye!”

- Her favorite show is Spongebob (and HAWT DAWG MAN)

- Obsessed with Halloween and candy like kid Daniel is in the game

- Likes to draw Pokemon, especially Vulpix and Pachurisu. Her favorite generation is Sinnoh because her first Pokemon game was Diamond

- Once broke her arm trying to skateboard off the roof and she landed in the bushes instead

- In the gifted and talented program in school but she hates it

- All her report card comments are things like “studious, focused, and talented, but she talks too much and likes to talk back to her teachers”

- Got in trouble because 9-year-old Brett made a comment about Sean and two seconds later she had broken his nose and was still kicking him when a teacher had to break it up.

Thank you for asking!!!

#alcohol tw #lis 2 #lis2 #daniel diaz #chris eriksen #sean diaz #lyla park #age swap au #lis headcanons #answered asks #tkkyoko #rad mutuals #my post

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0verthinking1t · 7 years

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Still thinking about Dirk Gently not sorry (Rowdy 3 spoilers)

(I wrote out a really nice piece on this a little while ago and lost all of it to bad wifi, so here's a different version)

Am I still thinking about giving Vogel a hug? Yes. Am I going to keep thinking about it for the rest of the day/week probably? ... also yes. Because this headcanon occurred to me and I just can't. Imagine:

When Vogel joined the Rowdy 3, he couldn't have been older than 15. He probably came from an abusive or neglectful home, or maybe he was an orphan altogether. He was experimented on by the government in a strange building, given this weird power, and thrown in with three savages with little to no explanation. He must have been terrified and confused as these three beast-looking older guys approached him, sizing him up like their next meal, until one of them suddenly handed him a baseball bat. After figuring out his story, the others felt bad; the shit that had happened to a kid this young and naive just wasn't right. Even though the Rowdy 3 were barely adults themselves and had no idea how to actually raise a kid, they decided to do the best they could to teach Vogel about being a vampire. They made him feel safe and cared about, tought him how to smash stuff (which was the most fun Vogel had ever been allowed to have), and made sure he was fed. The Rowdy 3 got rowdier after Vogel joined because their kid was so happy beating the crap out of stuff, and damn if they weren't proud of him and happy to do it all together. Martin subscribes to the idea that the family that plays together stays together, and Gripps and Cross sure aren't complaining.

This explains why Vogel basically treats Amanda like his mom; following her around like a puppy, seeking approval from her, hanging on her every word, because she's the boss, but he's comically disgusted at the thought of being her boyfriend, or probably anyone's for that matter. He hasn't had a mother figure in a long time, so he's absolutely mesmerized by her. His drastic reactions to seeing the Rowdy 3 van, his safe haven, and Preist, his worst nightmare, also suggest that his sense of rationality isn't fully developed, and when he's hurt he cowers in Amanda's arms and apologizes to her for messing up. Vogel never learned to grow up, he's still a confused little kid in an adult body looking for his safe place, his family. The Rowdy 3 took him in just like they took Amanda in, but as destructive energy draining outcasts, they couldn't provide the socialization Vogel would have needed to mature.

Tl;dr: Vogel is a precious lost child who needs a house with a race car bed and a dog, a bowl of Mac n cheese, and his loving murder family all safe where he can count them (if he can count).

#Dirk gently #dghda #Vogel #Amanda #rowdy 3 #headcanon #spoilers #Vogel is a precious sinnamon bun #protect him

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