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joy-girl · 1 year
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One Piece 801 // One Piece 1082
They both put their whole heart into these ships for their kings 🫡🏴‍☠️👑
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twinsfawn · 4 months
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i don’t go here but the phrase “i shot an angel with my father’s rifle” really does something to your psyche when you’re a midwesterner with daddy issues
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kurzick · 6 months
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MAD KING'S RACEWAY — RACER EDITION
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campbyler · 3 months
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YALL LIKE PJO TOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING THIS IS CRAZY!!!! anyway this fic is taking over my brain like im legitimately thinking about applying to starbucks and looking for a manual car cause YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL AND I LOVE YOU AND YOUR WRITING AND EVERYTHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH🩵💛
HIIII YES WE ARE BIG PJO FANS!! i (suni) have been into it since elementary school and it was the first fandom i ever read fic for so the recent resurgence in pjo content has been reawakening a sleeper agent within me 👁️👁️ (<- me being very normal and looking at pjo content normally with my normal eyes) and thea just got into it recently due to me and abby strangeswift not shutting up about pjo when the show was premiering but she has been blowing through the books so fast and is currently on the lost hero (so do not send us spoilers on this account lest i hunt you down) (jk i won’t.) (probably) anyways thank you so much we’re so glad you’re enjoying! i’ve never worked at starbucks but i Have worked in the food service industry and all i will say on that front if you do end up there is goooooood luck soldier 🫡🫡
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tri-oci · 3 months
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Pochita můj milovaný ✨🪚✨
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rachaelthemes · 1 year
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heads up! GPOY has been approved for the theme garden. you can check out the theme page here to one-click install it now~
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edgepunk · 10 months
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I honestly don't blame MJ falling for a pathetic sopping wet miserable napkin of a man who crawls on walls and says weird-ass shit bc his brain is weirdly wired
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todayisafridaynight · 10 months
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REST WELL and GOD I CANNOT STAND THE WIKI I SWEAR IT USED TO SAY IT WAS BROWN (though you were right and it is both, so thank you for prompting said investigation <3 for science <3)
i rested too well and now its the morning.....
but yah no prob ! :]]
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khaoscontrol · 1 year
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shaking and crying over u (one of the, like, 3 people on this website with good shadow opinions) liking my prime shadows
I hold them in my hands thinking about them like every single day. Also I just like Prism.. yellow :)))) And fuck yeah, Shadow understanders 🤝🤝🤝
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diamondbreakingboi · 2 months
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I always think it’ll be fine if I just write dialogue for my fic on my phone until I start to do it and i get overwhelmed with a sudden urge to walk thousands of miles to let the scarabs eat me like those guys in The Mummy (1999)
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meowkid1000 · 6 months
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Masked Intruder is such a fascinating band I want to put them under a microscope
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astrologylunadream · 3 months
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Everything About Your Future Spouse +Traits & Initials 🌹👤💍 (Pick a card/Tarot love reading)
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Hi it's Lunadream~ This is my first future spouse reading for you guys, so let me know if you wanna see more readings like this one.❤️ We will learn everything on your future spouse and specific details about them. hope you find your message🥰
Notice: Only take what resonates because the most important thing is your own judgement!♡ If anything doesn't resonate, don't worry! It's not your message right now <3 This is a general reading for many people! (Entertainment purpose only. All rights reserved)
Now, shall we begin~? ^w^ Think of the your person, and pick whichever pile that fits the energy you're feeling~❤️
Pile 1🌹
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Pile 2🪷
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Pile 3💐
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Pile 4🌷
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Take your time and choose carefully with the heart~♡
On to the readings —> 💕
Pile 1🌹
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Sign energy: Cold, Darling, Concert, Silence, Provide, Saturn, Aries, 5th house, 4th house, Sun,✔️♒️♋️🫡
🌹All about your future spouse: I kinda felt there would for sure be some successful energy from this pile's future spouse lol. Not necessarily prideful but definitely they know their worth, and I'm typically seeing an entrepreneur/family business thing going on with you two😍🏠💼 I love this couple's energy so much. Idk why but I'm getting some of you may be Aries-Aquarius relationship or Aries-Cancer relationship. They could have Capricorn, Aquarius, Aries, Leo, or Cancer placements in their chart. Omg your spouse will know how to mix work and play so well!! Like one minute they are serious down to business and the next dragging you off to a concert and jamming out with you LOL🤣 You guys may tie the knot sometime in winter. It's in the cards my pile 1's this person WILL PROVIDE.💸💰💍 Like your future spouse will dedicate so much to their family, and they will make a great parent I'm hearing for those who are interested in that😭💗 Omg so like at their work space they are super cold and sooo different from the way they are at home with their spouse/family, at home they are literally so sweet to their partner and love playing with their kids but they DON'T PLAY at work oml like people they work with will have mad respect for your future spouse, I'm kinda getting boss energy so that could be because everyone is under your future spouse or working for them.😎🪜🔝 They show authority to others I'm seeing people greeting your future spouse like saluting to them (maybe they're in high position), bowing to your future spouse, ect. Your future spouse is so soft spoken and sweet with my pile 1's, meanwhile at work they may be more stern or harsh. They don't mind stepping on toes to give everything to their family.🥺💐💞 Ride or die for their family vibes. Seriously you will mean so much to this person, you will be a huge highlight in your future spouse's life. It's so sweet, so loving.🥹❤️
💬Initials: X, F, V, U, R
📍Locations: North america, North, Australia, South, Europe (These can be significant to you or them, or places you meet, travel or live together🥰)
💼Occupations: Entrepreneur, Public figure, Manager, Business owner, CEO, Finance, Artist, Politician, Media Influencer, Property owner, High status official, Entertainment industry
💌Messages from your future spouse: I can't believe it, I can't look you in the eyes, You left an impression on me, Come to your senses, I'm so tempted (😍) Extra cards: Public image, Connection, Synchrony, Sagittarius, Cupid
Thank you my pile 1's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!❤️
I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 1 with the red rose emoji~🌹 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading💋
Pile 2🪷
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Sign energy: Eyebrows, Decor, February, Train, Siren, Chiron, 11th house, Water, South node, Earth,🦋🍋😰🌁
🌹All about your future spouse: Okay so definitely getting water sign energy with this one. Your future spouse has such adorable traits!!😩💗 They may be born in february so Pisces is likely. Aquarius, Earth or Water placements too. They may work online or have an online business, it's something really clever and innovative I'm hearing. Your future spouse will have a very delicate occupation like it's nothing extreme or dangerous it's actually super simple and successful.😇📨 This may be designing, home related, advertising, ect. I just feel like their job is so sweet idk why. It really suits them and they have such a calm and gentle work space. Your spouse will make money online or that is a source for them💸💻💫 You may connect with them through social media or that is where you first see them. They are intuitive and have exceptional ideas, I feel like they really think out of the ordinary.💡 For some of you this spouse may have a job that requires getting on a train🚆 My pile 2's your future spouse will be unique and very interesting to you.✨️ They will heal your past, like you can depend on them.🫂 Their eyebrows may be a noticeable physical trait of theirs. Your future spouse may live near a bridge or water, also you guys may have a small thing of growing your own fruits or vegetables?? For some of you that may be the case, it's really cute omg.🥺🩷 This will feel like a very healthy relationship for you both, a breath of fresh air. I feel like this person can be whatever you want them to be, like they will change for the better for you.💗 Omg can can we talk about how worried they get over you?? Like if you get injured or they think the slightest thing is bothering you, they will ask you what's wrong and comfort you until you feel better.😢🌧💞 Like they just know. Your future spouse has soft siren vibes imo, not the intense scary kind but the adorable floppy fish vibes idk??😂🤣 They are just there for you whenever you need them💓 This is a really soft and innocent relationship you guys will have. :D
💬Initials: F, Z, L, W, J
📍Locations: U.S.A, Turkey, Hawaii, Indonesia, Australia (These can be significant to you or them, or places you meet, travel or live together🥰)
💼Occupations: Brand owner, Home design, Online marketing, Architecture, Interior designer, Online business, Editor, Graphic design, Freelance artist, Social media management
💌Messages from your future spouse: I get lost in your eyes, All you have to do is ask, I'll tell them myself, Have you thought of me lately? I think you're a great person (They love my pile 2's vibe😊🩷) Extra cards: Above, Blood, Embrace, Union, Unrequited love
Thank you my pile 2's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!❤️
I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 2 with the pink lotus emoji~🪷 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! Wish you the best and see you in the next reading💋
Pile 3💐
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Sign energy: Love letter, Wish, Spouse, Chiron, Long, Cancer, Aries, Mercury, 1st house, 3rd house,😭🥲🦇👅
🌹All about your future spouse: Wow interesting my pile 3's your future spouse is so recognizable, you will notice them right away.😍😍❤️ Prominent signs for them are Cancer, Aries, Virgo, and Gemini. They will be so into you from the start lol like serious about you. They will confess many times to ensure they have you, They could have long legs or something long in their appearance, their tongue could be.😶 Anyways they will speak to you first I'm hearing, it will not be hard for them to strike up a conversation with you. You will be shocked by their forward approach, they may be surprisingly honest in the beginning like "let's get this thing straight, I'm into you" kinda thing🤭❤️ But like once you become closer you will see how romantic and loving your future spouse gets with you!! They will compliment you and flirt with you so much, and probably the type to keep telling you they want to marry you.🏠🌹They are witty and romantic as hell. The type to brag about their family with you (if you have one) and tell others how in love with you they are. They will talk up my pile 3's so much.🥺💞 Their job may involve communicating with many people. Your future spouse will help you through things that have been affecting you for a while. You will really want to commit to this person I'm hearing, once they got you.. you won't wanna leave😝 They speak openly about the things they want and leave it out there waiting for you to fulfill them💋 Like saying they want affection without actually asking or telling you they're cold just to see if you'll cuddle them.🥺 This is so sweet, they know all the words to say to make you blush.🗣💌 Your future spouse will know they want to marry you upon first meeting or the early stages of the connection, also for some of you this person has been wishing and hoping to marry you or find you for a long time.⏳️ Once they have you they won't stop telling you how pretty/hot you are😳❤️‍🔥 They are great communicators, like really smooth.😎 Kisses with them will be💋👅 And hugs will be🫂😇 That is all I will say about that🙈 My pile 3's your future spouse will be so caring and doting to you, they will take good care of you guys!!
💬Initials: N, U, X, B, K
📍Locations: Canada, Finland, Peru, Africa, India (These can be significant to you or them, or places you meet, travel or live together🥰)
💼Occupations: Writer, Poet, Personal trainer, Motivational speaker, Public speaker, An activist of some kind, Family business, Preacher, Blogger, Screenwriter, News reporter, Broadcaster
💌Messages from your future spouse: I can't help myself, Just dance with me, I wish, There's distance between us, So what if we're a thing? Extra cards: Listen, Kitty, Ego, Enchanting, Comment (Yeah they are one with their words💬❤️‍🔥)
Thank you my pile 3's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!❤️
I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 3 with the flower bouquet emoji~💐 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! Wish you the best and see you in the next reading💋
Pile 4🌷
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Sign energy: Hater, Age, Walk, Leo, 10th house, 7th house, 5th house, Gemini, Moon, Chiron,🧱🦥🔞🦄
🌹All about your future spouse: There is a lot going on with this pile.🤯 Your future spouse is someone very important, on the top of success in their field.🔝💼 They are charismatic and good with all kinds of people, they know how to gain respect🤝 You guys may have a significant age gap with this person, I'm getting they are older than most of you. My pile 4's feel more youthful, that is the vibe I'm getting from you guys. Your future spouse has a masculine energy and approach to things, very dominant feel. I'm getting model/acting/CEO/millionaire/high up official vibes.✨️ Take what resonates but I am seeing not everyone will approve of your relationship with them.😬🚫 For some of you this could be your mom or someone who is protective over you, they may not want you to marry this person. Your future spouse will be very well off in terms of finance💸 I'm getting the vibe they may push you guys away at first, maybe you want to rush into things with them but they don't think you are ready.✋️🤨 They may put their walls up at first, but eventually they will realize you are worthy and successful in their eyes.👑💍 At first your future spouse will come off dismissive of you since they are used to having many admirers that get on their nerves, your future spouse may have issues with gold diggers💰🧲 I'm seeing people tryna put their hands on them and they're just like 🙄 get the fk away. LOL they hate it. Everyone thinks they are one of a kind and want a piece of them, your future spouse will recieve so much attention.👀 Also people will be jealous of you and your spouse like why her/him??😒😤 Your relationship will be sought after by many. Your future spouse may also take walks often, that could be something you two do together.🥰 They will protect and provide for my pile 4's, nothing will get in their way of you guys seriously.🥺❤️ When you two are finally committed things will get spicy aswell❤️‍🔥
💬Initials: W, C, M, T, D
📍Locations: Turkey, Hawaii, Canada, Brazil, Thailand (These can be significant to you or them, or places you meet, travel or live together🥰)
💼Occupations: Public figure, Business owner, Entertainer, CEO, Entrepreneur, Model, Acting, Investor, Marketer, Producer, Fashion industry, Brand ambassador
💌Messages from your future spouse: You're talking nonsense, Smile for me, We might move too fast, You're my addiction, Listen up (Lol they're like listen here pile 4 you belong to them😭👇) Extra cards: Skin, Beach, Compulsive, Beloved, Expand (I'll leave it to you guys imagination on that one😳)
Thank you my pile 4's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!❤️
I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 4 with the tulip emoji~🌷 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! Wish you the best and see you in the next reading💋
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Thanks for reading! \(*^w^)/💌 -Lunadream <3
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nastyaromatherapy · 7 months
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"Fuck Maddy" (18+)
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Nate fucks you at a party in a way to get back/over his ex.
to the anon who sent me an Ethan request, i see u 🫡
pairing - nate jacobs x fem!reader
one shot length, 1.3k+ word fic
warnings: PIV, swallowing spitting, delusional ass reader, teensy bit of drinking
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You had a crush on Nate Jacobs since eighth grade. But it was nothing special. Who didn't? He was cute, played football, and came from a respectful family. What was there not to love?
You've had your eye on him since you were 13, and you were now a senior. Still no luck with him. Your friends would always tell you to give up, especially after he started dating Maddy Perez. She was the hottest most confident cheerleader in school. But there was a party coming up and you knew they were fighting. You knew it was your time to shine.
You didn't tell your friends because you knew they would obviously not approve. "Y/n, what the fuck were you thinking?" You could just imagine their scolding.
So, you got one of your guy friends to drop you off, one that was semi close to Nate. They played football together. You never considered him because he was sweet, kind, medium ugly, not the best at football just not your type.
The two of you enter the party and quickly go your separate ways. You wore a skimpy dress which kept hiking up whenever you took a step. You took a scope of the cars and didn't recognize any of them except for Nate's silver truck. You rushed inside to search for your parasocial boyfriend. And then there he was in the kitchen, downing shots like a champ.
You rubbed at your waterline just in case, trying to erase as much flaking mascara and eye boogers as possible. You approached the island with a smirk you've practiced for awhile. "Can I take shots with you?" You ask him confidently. "No," he gawked, making a face. You kept your face straight, you've been teaching yourself things about Nate. One thing was to not take the stuff he said to heart. He chuckled when he noticed your never changing expression. "Okay yeah, sure."
He knocked the stuff off of the island, making people gasp and groan at his arrogance. Typical. He laid you on the cold surface, lifting up your dress. "Body shots," he said with a smirk. Everyone cheered his name as he poured the bottle of liquor down a line on your body, from your chest to your naval. He's quick to lick it up and he stares at you coldly as he does so. God was he hot, you felt heat build up in your core. Your cheeks flushed, and you sat up on your elbows after he finished slurping the drink and everyone stopped their cheers.
He smirked and walked off through the crowd, probably going to talk to McKay or something.
Nate's friends started to egg him on. "Yo, that girl was fine as hell hit that before I do, shi," and "I heard your girl Mads was getting around, fucking some bitch in the pool," "Shit that's my mom's pool!" It all started to get to Nate's head. You were hot, sure, but you weren't Maddy. But if Maddy got to fuck a bitch, why couldn't he?
He found you dancing on the dancefloor with some of your guy friends and approached you. "Y/n, right?" He asks with a smirk. "Yeah," you giggled out, a little tipsy. "Care to dance?"
You agreed and started to dance as he joined in. The two of you inched closer to each other, and soon the dancing became grinding. You could hear his groans, even over the loud music. His eyes flicked to out the window where he saw Maddy all over some random guy. "Come on," he said, dragging you by your wrist. You stumbled behind him and he led you to a bathroom.
He threw his lips onto yours, groaning into your mouth. He knew you were just a random girl, but he imagined you as Maddy. His girl, not a random one. You knew that, but you didn't care, this was your chance with fucking Nate Jacobs.
He reached his hand up your skirt, finger pads coming in contact with your damp panties, making your breath hitch. He smirked against your lips.
He slipped his tee off, exposing his fit torso. He's quick to take off your dress as well, leaving you in your matching set. He reaches down to grab your ass, and sits you onto the countertop. He reconnects his lips with yours hungrily, tilting your head up by the back of your neck.
He pulled away and grabbed your tender thighs, spreading them open. He slipped your panties off and crouched down to be eye level with your pussy. He licked a stripe up it, not breaking eye contact, before plunging in two fingers then standing back fully up.
Your eyebrows curled upwards as you looked in his eyes. He bit his lip, focusing on his movements, fingers curling inside your wet cunt. Your dreams were becoming a reality. He slowly left his mouth agape and continued to finger you, your legs inching wider and wider.
You felt that knot build up in your stomach, moans starting to escape from your lips. You didn't care how loud you were, no one would hear you or care. Your sounds just made him hungrier and he thrusted faster. Wet squishy sounds filling the room. With a final moan coming from you, you cum around his fingers, thighs clenching.
"Fuck," he mutters to himself, pulling his fingers out of your cunt and sticking them into yet another wet and warm hole: your mouth. You took his fingers and gagged on them as he chuckled to himself. His fingers were salty, and it could've been because of your unconditional attraction, but you found it intoxicating. He pulled them out of your mouth, a string of spit following after it, making you pant slowly.
He looked down at you while biting his lip as he started to unbuckle his jeans. His pants dropped to his knees, followed by his boxers, leaving his cock free. You just so badly wanted to suck him off, practically salivating. But he had other plans. He spread open your aching thighs once more, lining himself up to your gaping opening. He leans in to the crook of your neck, teeth grazing on your shoulder as he slid in, your pussy swallowing his length whole.
You whined when he entered you, gripping on the faucet and the edge of the counter. He started moving in and out, slow but deep. He breathes loudly in your ear, sending shivers down your spine and making your hairs stick up erect. Your moans in his ear make him greedier, speeding up, hitting that same spot inside of you repeatedly. The two of you stayed silent for most of the time, letting out grunts, groans and moans but no words. Just focused on the pleasure of the moment.
The mirror behind you started to cloud as he started to get close. You could feel him twitch inside of you and him getting louder. You clenched tighter around him, wanting to feel that sweet cum inside you, but again that's not what he had in mind.
He picked you up off of the counter, still inside of you, before finally pulling out and putting you down on the ground in front of him. Your mouth watered being eye to eye with his throbbing cock, covered in your wetness before taking it into your mouth, sucking him sweetly. He groans as you work your tongue around his shaft as your throat takes his tip, gagging when it hits your esophagus. He throws his head back and starts to buck his hips in and out of your mouth before cummings down your throat. You pull off of him and regurgitate the semen, letting it drip down his cock and your chin to the floor.
He pants, wiping sweat off his forehead before removing yourself with your heavenly mouth.
He pulls his pants and boxers back up and grab his shirt from the floor. "Yeah, fuck Maddy," he says before leaving the room.
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meowzfordayz · 6 months
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when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Author’s Note: this isn’t nsfw, but it’s ~explicit for other reasons. 🚽🧻💩 #shitposting #literally
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when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader
Word Count: ~800
CW: explicit language, poop references
~faqs~
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Do you even love him ????? 😭😭😭
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! 🫠😵‍💫🤢
Haunted by your little gasps for air 🙃
Can’t take intimacy srsly for a while
Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses 🥰
Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit 😮‍💨🥴
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Highkey takes it as a challenge 😏
A display of dominance, if you will 😎
Nods in approval (not that you can see him)
And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely 💀) 
You don’t know it yet
But Inosuke’s already planning his move
Drink a ton of coffee (he’ll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) ☕️
Eat a ton of dairy 🧀🥛🍦
Make sure you’re home 😌
Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) 🤗
THAT’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S BOSS !!!!! 😤😤😤🫡
King of the Toilet anyone??? 🚽👑
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Wonders why everything sounds louder??? 😬
A respectful gentleman tho ☺️
Will go upstairs to avoid the plops 🫢
Too bad his hearing’s phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof 😃
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A little irritated 🙄
But whatever
You prob just reeeally had to go
He understands 😶
Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time you’re out w/ friends 🤨
Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? 🙃
Kinda 🥲
Obanai has regrets 😞
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Can smell the situation from a mile away 😅
Tbf, closing the door wouldn’t have helped much 😬
Has to contemplate whether it’s worth embarrassing you over
Like, does he gently ask, “Love, would you mind closing the door?”
Or does he wince grin and bear it
Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable 🧻☹️
Should he just knock himself out for now? 🤗
You’d prob be upset if he didn’t wake up in time… 😒
Hm… 😔
😵 <— Tanjirou inhaled too deeply
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“BAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!” 🩷💕💞💓💗💖💘💝
Giggles to herself as the door slams shut 🤭
(you’re not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc it’s a lil far from the toilet seat 😅)
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Holds it against you 😌
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“Shinobu, could you get me a glass of water?” ☺️
“I don’t know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?” 😃
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“Shinobu, I want a kiss.” 🥺
“Mm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we can’t always have what we want.” 😃
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Chuckles to himself, at first 🤭
And then becomes concerned 😕
Is it supposed to sound like that? 🙁
Or take this long?? ☹️ Should he intrude? 😖
It’s not like there’s a closed door for him to bust down…
He could just, waltz in-
NO
Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!
Returns to the drawing board
And settles on a careful (once you’ve returned to him), “So, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?” ☺️
🧐😒😠 <— you
😶😬😁 <— him
“They just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!”
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“Next time, how about closing the door?”
*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*
You shriek 😳
And smack his shoulder 😡
“Sanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!” 😭
“Did you wash your hands?” 😏
“SANEMI!” 😒
“... well?” 👀
You are not amused 😐
He acquiesces 😅
“Okay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.” 🤓
“I hate you.” 🥲
“But you trust me enough to shit with the door open.” 🥰
“Piss off.” 🙄
“I’m about to!” 🫡
(bc, y’know, he’s about to go… piss… 😆)
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Doesn’t really mind
Will prob forget to remind you about it later 🙃
Until the next time you do it
By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up
If anything, he’s flattered you’re so comfortable around him ☺️
Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom 😶
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Def uncomfortable 😕
But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you ☹️
Giyuu knows you wouldn’t be upset
Or even embarrassed
You have like, 0 shame, as he’s both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn ☺️😬
Which means
If he mentioned it, then you’d likely end up teasing him 🫠
“Love me so much, you’ve even gotta listen to me poop?” 😉
*shudder shudder* 😭
(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that 🥴)
Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake 🤞🙏
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Good luck 😃
Tengen’s never letting you live it down 😝
Will write out instructions on “How to Use a Bathroom” 🤓
And stick ‘em on both sides of the door
Step 1: Open the door
Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR
Step 3: ✨Do your thing✨
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sillypiratelife · 3 months
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Finally watching the ball game where Sanji and Zoro participate and 😩😩 why are they like that
Not the way Zoro gets a bit mad at Sanji because when Zoro first told him all sincere and surprised that he looked good with the ball on the head, Sanji acted like Zoro wanted to manipulate him. 🫠🫠 But when Nami told Sanji he looked good —and she was manipulating Sanji— he immediately accepted the role, all happy for the compliment.
It's just so funny to me that Zoro remembers that Sanji likes to be called prince. Of course he adds the insult because he's annoyed at Sanji, but it's so sweet too.
Why they can't be normal and show their concern or respect without needing to add a ritual to it 🫡
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nattinatalia · 9 months
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Urban Wyatt x Harlow Sister Instagram AU
A/N : I don’t know how to feel about this one but it’s been sitting in my drafts so enjoy.
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urbanwyatt I just “pranked” my girl and I might need a place to sleep at.
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jackharlow The face of realization that you fucked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
claybornharlow Oh god, what did you do now?
urbanwyatt I sang some of the songs she usually listens to when she’s drinking or cleaning.
yourusername Now don’t make me out to be crazy. You were singing those songs for a lost love or something because they most definitely weren’t for me.
urbanwyatt Wait then why do YOU sing them with so much passion? WHO ARE YOU MISSING?????
jackharlow 💀 ohhhh How the roles have been reversed
yourusername Jack shut up 🙄
druski Answer the man baby Harlow, what love got away that you sing them songs with so much heartbreak?
yourusername I’m not even mad anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️ so why are we discussing this subject???
urbanwyatt 🙄
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yourusername When you overhear your boyfriend tell his boys he used to love blonde hair on girls, I said bet🥴🫡
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urbanwyatt 🤤 😋
urbanwyatt I love your black hair though baby!!!!!!
druski Where did you get that wig from?
yourusername Why you want some hair???
druski No because you should sue, they did you wrong sis
shloob 💀💀💀💀
yourusername You are such a hater 🙄
neelamthadhani real life Barbie 💗
urbanwyatt She’s more of a Bratz but let’s give her the title Barbie for now.
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yourusername Looking for a cowboy to ride 🤠 🐴
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cozane Suddenly I’m a cowboy 😏
selenosunni x2
yourusername OHHH??? 👀
urbanwyatt EXCUSE ME?????
druski I’ll be your cowboy, come on over and ride me all day!!!!!!!
urbanwyatt YO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????
claybornharlow Y/N you’re annoying, I can see you laughing from across the room.
jackharlow 🙄
yourusername Damn y’all losers couldn’t go along with the joke???
cozane Your brothers are the annoying ones, I tried my best.
druski Whose joking? I was being serious, I’ll be your cowboy anytime of the day 🤪
urbanwyatt Only if you’re trying to get your ass beat
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urbanwyatt Kicking balls and leg modeling should’ve been my calling.
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yourusername HELLLOOOOO
yourusername GODDAMN
yourusername 👁️🫦👁️
yourusername THAT’S MY MAN!!!!!!!
yourusername I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!!!
yourusername Not really- not yet at least but I’ll let you cum down my throat for now!!!!!!
nemoachida Was this before or after y’all came out of the locker room?
yourusername Mind your business!
urbanwyattupdates Are we just going to ignore yn thirsting over her man on the comments ?
yourusername We’re not ignoring anything, it’s nothing new lol I always thirst over my sexy ass man.
urbanwyatt 🤭🤭🤭
user He’s definitely ignoring it because he’s done with her. She does too much.
yourusername I was put into this world to do just that!!!! Too much!!!!
user Yeah and your birth parents didn’t even want you so that says a lot about you.
jackharlow DAFUQ????
urbanwyatt I know you’re not being brave behind a screen. Say that shit to my face, don’t be asking for pictures or anything no more.
claybornharlow isn’t this the he guy who was yelling your name and y/n at the kickball game? Lmaoooo he was desperate for a picture and a video.
mamamaggie I love my son’s true fans, the ones who are respectful and show love to not only him, but to my family as well. But what I’m not about to do is sit and watch how some of you love to attack my daughter- because that’s what she is, SHE IS MY DAUGHTER!!! None of you know the situation, so don’t speak on something you know nothing about. I will throw hands down when it comes to my children.
druski Yall done brought out the hood from white lady
yourusername I WILL FUCK YOU UP! Leave my momma alone!
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yourusername MY BOYS FOR LIFE 💗 *& before y’all start, clayborn included, he just doesn’t like to take pictures.*
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claybornharlow I was about to unlike super fast until I finished reading the entire caption.
yourusername See, this is how drama starts!!!!
urbanwyatt 😘😘
jackharlow 💜
user girl I think it’s time to give it up, they don’t even care about you
yourusername Oh no 😢
user Im so sorry to be the one to tell you but they really don’t give a fuck about you. They feel sorry for you.
yourusername Damn, they told you all of this? 💀
user bitch I was trying to be nice to you
yourusername You call that being nice? 😩😩 don’t worry about me babes.
user2 Serious question though, does urban and everyone else in the circle put up with you because you’re jacks “sister” or because they feel bad for you?
yourusername Nah, they put up with me because I give all of them head.
user2 Who do you fuck first and who goes last.
yourusername We have a schedule, like today your dad is on my list.
user3 The way I see it is that you sleep with BOTH Jack and urban
yourusername I know that’s what YOU wish you’d be able to accomplish, but I’m sorry to burst your delusional bubble. Plus, this isn’t Alabama.
user4 Is Jack really your brother?
yourusername No, he’s my son 🙄
user5 I heard Urban is cheating on you. What are you gonna do about it.
yourusername Well I was about to let him deep down my throat right now, but I think I’ll let him fuck me instead- wait…. Am I supposed to leave him???? I’m confused.
druski I HAD TO MAKE SOME POPCORN AND ENJOY YOU CLAPPING BACK AT THESE LOSERS.
yourusername Oh I had time today 😈
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urbanwyatt She’s my fucking soulmate ❤️‍🔥
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yourusername 🥹 My baby boy 😘
cozane user1, 2, 3 & 4 punching air right now
urbanwyatt lmao 🤣
selenosunni Sharing is caring 👀
urbanwyatt Not when it comes to her.
cozane 🧐🧐🧐🧐
jackharlow Don’t start
neelamthadhani Damn the girlies popping out
yourusername They wanted to come out and play.
urbanwyatt I love it when I get to play with them- I mean when they come out to play.
neelamthadhani Na I know exactly what you mean you dirty man
yourusername 😅😅😅😅
druski 🫦 can I get her number?
urbanwyatt NO
druski it’s okay I’ll slide into her dms
urbanwyatt You’re blocked.
druski What? Since when? Why did she block me?
urbanwyatt when you decided to send her a video of yourself scrolling through her pictures and zooming in on her.
druski That’s why she blocked me? I was admiring her beauty
urbanwyatt I blocked you from sending her messages.
druski well that’s rude, I guess I’ll have to see her in person and ask for her number.
urbanwyatt You’re annoying, you already have her number idiot.
druski I lost it
yourusername Damn, you lost my number? And you claim to be the love of my life. I’m heartbroken 💔
druski I just want ONE night, I can’t be stuck with you forever because you’re crazy.
urbanwyatt That’s okay bro, I’ll take her from you.
urbanwyattsource Haters are mighty quiet under this post. They had a lot to say under hers.
yourusername LMAAAOOOO because they don’t want to get blocked by him.
urbanwyatt They been blocked, I may stay silent from time to time but when it comes to my girl, I don’t play.
yourusername 🌽 💦 every time he calls me HIS GIRL 🥵🥵🥵🥵 likeee yessssuhhh zadddyyyyyy come choke me.
claybornharlow Here your ass goes 🤦🏼‍♂️
urbanwyatt 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
jackharlow ONE DAY JUST ONE DAY WHEN YOU TWO ACT RIGHT PLEASE 🙄
mamamaggie You know well enough that, that’s never going to happen. They were made for each other and they will forever be.
urbanwyatt Mama gets it
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