#make a FUCKING effort for once idgaf

[webdings4]

like im sorry but i dont like that 'fictional characters are objects' post that acts like caring about the real life implications of how you treat a character is going into a purity spirals or what have you bc like. fandoms can be and are racist about characters of color. it doesnt reallly matter if the character isnt real, if you're racist abt a fictional character that can and does bleed over into real life and it does make fandom spaces actively hostile to actual poc. has anyone else here ever heard of RaceFail this has been going on for years and acting ignorant abt it isnt cute

it doesnt even really matter if op wasnt thinking abt race when they made that post bc if they make an incredibly broad statement like "any sort of 'unpleasant' treatment of a fictional character is ok bc its fictional and it doesnt reflect what kind of person you are in real life" that shuts down any criticism of it as being obsessed with purity optics then they are in fact giving a pass to people being racist, sexist, pedophilic, etc to various characters. people are in fact racist in real life because of fandom and it starts with how they treat characters like that bc it then gives a message to other people in the community what kind of behavior is allowed and who is welcome there (and who is excluded)

#i just unfollowed someone who put it on my dashboard AGAIN please stop doing this #im so tired of this i dont understand how this is something so many people are so thickskulled on? #'its fictional it doesnt mean i believe it' mf you are still perpetuating a system #like. propaganda and marketing exist for a reason. influencers exist for a reason. you are not so special to be immune to them #make a FUCKING effort for once idgaf

[aiteanngaelach]

Really frustrating that this guy who's my closest friend spends so many hours talking about stuff that hes interested in to me that idgaf about that I pretend an interest in because he likes talking about it and that's what you do for your friends but he can't even fake half a minute of interest in literally anything i talk about ever. I've been making excuses for him for like a year but he literally muttered under his breath the other day 'you talk so much' when I'd been speaking like five minutes about something MASSIVE in my life like not even a hobby or interest. After he'd spent the previous day talking to me for hours about warhammer. 😐

#IDGAF ABOUT WARHAMMER OR DND but I will literally talk about them with you for hours if that's what your interested in and I'll ask you #Questions and that's what I've been DOING for him but he won't even let me talk about stuff I'm interested in for five fucking minutes #Without getting visibly and obnoxiously bored. I GET that he has no interest in like Irish language poetry from the seventies or like #Sixties doctor who but I have the exact same level of interest in his stuff as he does in mine (ZERO) but I make an effort #Also not to mention when my sister was in hospital this summer and I thought she was dying and he was the only person I told and he #Literally didn't ask how she was once or express any concern over my potentially dying sister or literally offer any support or acknowledge #It or anything 😐 #Anyway I'm so sorry for the rant lmao just getting REALLY annoyed

[apocalypse-shuffle]

a gangster’s wife tiktok trend w/ JASON•T

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Doing that Gangster’s Wife TikTok with Jason, and when you pan over to him he just laughs and rolls his eyes. He then immediately gets less occupied with his image in the camera and with your singing form. Yes, you dressed up for a TikTok and no he’s not complaining because all that rich brown skin on display is practically making his mouth water.

And yeah, you are actually singing it because it makes Jason’s smile grow bigger even as he starts shaking his head at you.

“Cute,” he scoffs once you're done.

Two steps take him directly behind you and he swoops down to kiss at your neck.

“You can’t post it though.”

You pout a little - “Damn.” - and Jason chuckles again.

He nods coolly, rakish gaze readily catching your own in the reflection the blank screen of your phone provides. The app never did stay inactive for more than a few measly seconds. You glance down as his hand slips around your waist.

“‘Damn’ is right. I’m not going to jail cause of a fucking trend,” one of his large hands squeezes at your side and then begins to rub up and down. He’s looking at you through the reflection still, smirk tugging at his lips. “No matter how irresistible you look right now.”

You’re still a bit sulky regardless, even with his hands on you making a valiant effort to rectify that. This time when Jason laughs you know it’s at you. For his trouble you rock back onto his foot. He’s wearing his boots though and your nose scrunches.

“Really Jay? In the house?”

You feel him shrug behind you before he clicks his tongue and his hand unabashedly travels lower. “Aw, don’t be like that, Princess. How bout I make it up to you?” -and well, hard to stay annoyed with that kind of offer on the table.

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NOTES: Idgaf I’m calling these spurts, that’s so funny to me I’m sorry. And yeah I made his separators red because he’s my favorite fr. Blatant favoritism right here.

#Jason Todd #black!reader #black y/n #jason todd x black!reader #jason todd imagine #jason todd x reader #red hood x black!reader #red hood x reader #gn!black!reader #red hood #spurt: 500 words or less

[moni-logues]

The ~engagement 'issue'~

I feel like I'm seeing more and more posts about readers' lack of engagement with writers on here and I now want to say something. I don't say things short so buckle in lmao

TL;DR: idgaf if you, readers, comment on my shit or not. I care that you enjoy it and, if you did, job complete, mission accomplished, well done. I want to be part of a community, not a service provider/'content creator'. I write because I want to and getting to hear people's thoughts and feedback is just a huge fucking bonus to that. Also, readers I love you.

I love my readers. All of them, loud and silent alike. Readers who comment with long reviews, pulling out quotes or bits they liked, reacting with predictions or responding to the characters. Readers who just comment that they really liked it! that it was good! Readers who like. Readers who read and leave no mark at all. Readers who follow me and readers who come across something I wrote another way, who didn't follow me before and don't after. I am deeply grateful that anyone takes the time to read the things I write, whether you've read everything I've ever posted or just one drabble.

I know that all writers are similarly grateful to have this space and to have people here who read their work. I do, to a certain extent, understand the frustration with regards to like:comment ratios.

However.

I know that reviews take effort. I am a chronically unenthusiastic person and it takes a lot for me to summon the energy to respond how I feel I should, in a way that I think would make the writer happy, in a way that I feel is befitting how I actually feel about the fic I read. There are other reasons I have been reading less recently but one of the reasons is that I feel pressure to review every single thing I read. So I just don't read!!! Isn't that stupid???? Sure, I'm putting imaginary presure on myself by thinking I need to respond in a particular way and that is very much my problem (and I'm trying hard to address it and read/review more anyway), but I feel like readers are taking a bit of a bashing right now and I don't ever want readers to stop reading or to have the reading experience spoilt by feeling a pressure to respond.

I write because I enjoy it. When I first started writing, I had no followers. It took me months to get 100 followers. It took almost a year to get to 1k and then I started over with a brand new blog. I wrote all 60k of A Fine Line by myself, with absolutely no one else reading it because I wanted to. I love getting comments from readers; I love hearing people's thoughts about the shit I write; I love this little community here... But that's what it is: community. This is not transactional! or at least, I don't want it to be! I am not writing fics as a service for which I am paid in reblogs. I am being a fan of BTS with other fans of BTS and we are making up little stories and imagining scenarios and having all kinds of fun with each other, whether you write or gif or edit or just consume. We're in this together!

I saw once, I don't remember where or when, a thing that said, if you are feeling miserable, do something nice for someone else and it will lift your mood. This is, in my experience, absolutely correct. Writers, if you are feeling miserable about your engagment, engage with others the way you want people to with you, write a review for someone else's fic that would make your day if you received it. We writers are all readers, too, and we are not exempt from these ~criticisms~ just because we write.

I am not trying to ~call anyone out~ or, in turn, criticise writers. I'm not. I understand. I do. But every time I see one of these posts, it upsets me, because if I were an active, engaged reader, it would make me feel bad. If I were a silent reader, it would make me feel bad. I don't ever want to make anyone feel bad for enjoying something. Readers don't owe us anything! If this issue is ruining the writing experience for you, it is on you to examine that; it is not the fault of your readers. If it means that you no longer enjoy writing, stop writing. Our time on earth is short and precious! Let's spend it, as much as we can, doing things we enjoy! Not doing things that make us miserable!

Fin.

#oh dear moni is discoursing #i know this is long but i don't want to put it under a cut because i got shit to say

[youn9racha]

ASMR

bang chan as a nsfw asmr-ist

pairing: single chan/bf!chan x gn reader

genre: smut, headcanon

warning: asmr-ist!chan, auralism, sub!chan, mentions of bi/pan/queer!chan, mentions of daddy, mentions of mistress/master, mentions of sensory deprivation, mentions of sex really, just other insane shit really

words: 1.0k

a/n: so ik i haven't done a headcanon in a hot minute, but i decided why not bring it back??? whats the harm in that? so i've been kinda consuming these uh.... asmr, and i remembered i heard a asmr that sounded a lot like chris (think chris but with an american accent 💔) so i was like "why not make one?????" fuck it, you only live once. idgaf if this flops or not, i just want to set the record straight and post it. idk if i'll make this a series, but more than likely i will make another one for sure.

tagging @chrisbahng because they asked and i answered. so without any further ado, hope y'all enjoy it

This is no way representative of the way Stray Kids act. They’re nothing but references of character, and in no shape or form is this how they act. And I am in no way romanticizing or glamorizing any toxic behavior exhibited, they’re just stories that is meant to be read. Readers discretion is advised.

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!

When he’s single:

Now we know how this man is vocal

Y’all remember that one time he sent that audio of him getting out of bed and saying good morning in his morning voice????

Yeah expect that being one of his storyline/pov

He has a Patreon where you can personally ask for a request, but even if you interacted with him online and asked nicely, he’ll do it

But please tip him !!!! he deserves all the money for the effort he puts in

He makes the highest quality ASMR content. As a perfectionist, he wouldn’t want to make the most lackluster of content for his audience… his precious, loving listeners

He brings the most appropriate microphone as well and he edits his audio to create a certain ambiance that he likes to make

And of course the sex toys and lube… he is adamant that he wouldn’t be successful had it not for the juicy sounds of his squelching cock making noises as if the listener’s with him

He keeps his ASMR gig a secret and often anonymous, even as far as going by pseudonym, he wants the listeners to create a fantasy in their heads

And also he’s not super confident in his looks, so he wouldn’t want to ruin it for them according to himself (when that’s a butt-load of lies and he is in fact the sexiest man alive, but neither he nor the audience knows that)

however, he does at times posts teasing pictures of his hands or maybe his fresh out the gym/shower well-built body—never his face though—but that’s neither here nor there

NOW ONTO THE CONTENT HE MAKES !!

Believe it or not, because of him often taking the dominant/leader role in real life, whether it’d be work, projects, friendships, or relationships, he opted to create a more sub!speakerxdom!listener content

He often uses his side job as a way to escape from reality, which is why he often prefers doing requests from his “mistresses” as he liked to call them

Chris doesn’t mind catering to all audiences, but he realizes he’s catered more to a female audience

But don’t get it mistaken; you will find a bunch of “daddy” or “master” content from him, he is, after all, for everyone, as he once said

He either gives out the loudest gaspy moans or the whiniest whimpers you’ll ever hear

Either way, he got some pretty ass moans

he’s very versatile with the content he posts

he likes doing scenarios where he’s vulnerable and helpless; like sensory deprivation

he also likes pup play, and his favorite labeling to his dom!listener is “master/mistress”

the sweet moans that spill out of his mouth as he teases his cocks, as if to emulate someone’s teasing him rather than his hand

“please mistress… please let puppy come for you…”

And the way his voice and breath breaks, mind breaking himself, as he comes over and over, to the point his torso and table are covered in nothing but his white substance? Insane.

sometimes he’d post the aftermath as a tease as well, but not very often

His favorite however is ramble-fapping—which essentially is him talking about his day while he jerks off

He thinks it’s very intimate and sees that he gets the most listening through those types of audios, rather than a personalized request.

When he’s in a relationship

You two have been dating for a bit, and you two knew you would be together for a while

Adoration was prevalent in your two’s relationship

So much so, chan’s uploads have slowed down from the time you two got together, but you still didn’t know about his side career

You were familiar with the field chan’s in, but you didn’t really know chan does this for fun

You did notice one time that chan’s voice did sound familiar

You thought he sounded a lot like that one asmr-ist you used to listen to, and you brought it up passively, expecting a chuckle from him at least

But instead, you got a tensed chan with a nervous laugh coming out of him

And sooner than later, you discovered that your boyfriend was indeed the ASMR guy you actually enjoyed listening to

“so that’s why your uploads has been slow…” you once commented

He then showed you his station, along with his toys and lubes, which piqued your interest

You of course supported him and knew he wouldn’t do anything that borders cheating; after all, he's getting the bag and who would say no to good money in exchange of a few moans?

You once joked that if he wanted a toy replacement, that you’d be here

But chan didn’t take it joke

Some way or another, you have now become a part of his work

From a blowjob pov, where you had to actually use your mouth and suck him off, a handjob pov, where you used your lubed up hand, down to actually using your holes for his penetration part, you became essential part for his pleasure, since now he has you to satisfy

However, you had to stay quiet, which chris really hated but he knew it was for the fantasies of others.

In spite of all that, chan had gradually stopped uploading, and instead wanted to implement his sexual fantasies into your relationship instead, which you were happily obliged

Of course, he had to make a farewell message, telling his audience about the wonderful time he had doing this

He didn’t necessarily mentioned his relationship status, but he did allude to the fact that he has someone and that he doesn’t need to use himself anymore

Now his main focus is on you and making you feel good… making his one and only mistress/master feel good.

#ella’s channie ☆彡 #stray kids smut #stray kids hard thoughts #stray kids hard hours #stray kids headcanons #stray kids oneshot #bang chan hard hours #bang chan hard thoughts #bang chan smut #bang chan headcanons #bang chan scenarios #bang chan imagines #skz headcanon #skz hard hours #skz hard thoughts #skz smut #skz scenario #skz scenarios #stray kids headcanon

[ovaruling]

i went for a mile run and then a mile w run-walk-intervals to counterspell the second cup of coffee

once again so annoyed at being tall. why is being tall so PROFOUNDLY bad for like almost every athletic discipline except fucking. basketball

running while tall (and muscular) is such a slog. it takes FOREVER to gather up each leg and put it back down again at that length to make ONE stride. and it’s so difficult to pick up speed when your natural stride is so long like that. bleeding christ on a piece of shitting toast

being short and compact with short limbs benefits pretty much all athletic efforts that i can think of and being tall benefits only. fucking. basketball. which idgaf abt. it’s not fair 😔

#fitness updates #edit: i’m fairly certain being tall wouldn’t be as bad if i was a man w like 65% more body power or whatever it is they’ve got

[synthville]

so what im getting is that it was absolutely unnecessary to isolate raffi on gotham city in order for her story to go on.

a story that’s so halfhearted that five episodes in—halfway to the end. btw—her motivation is yet to be explained (why go back to this sector of intelligence work when teaching seemed to be fulfilling? was she made to do this?? did she volunteer because her son now lives on this planet now apparently?? was losing elnor cris and possibly seven so painful that burying herself in work seemed like a better option??? who knows! not me!!) and it’s definitely a retreat character-wise but the fact that they still haven’t laid the groundwork to make this stick is kind of amazing lol. it’s the way they’re not even pretending to give a fuck about her or any of the other women characters for me—they said you’re a womb or a subordinate ladies pick one and shut the hell up LMAO?

the fact that the ‘real plot’ is happening on that other ship while everything raffi does is basically an afterthought with backstory slipped in between the cracks like aged caulk is so disheartening and pathetic. star trek picard make an effort maybe. she’s a polarizing character that’s been stuck in impossible situations, weighed down with retractions and stereotypes (they thread the line but HM) because the narrative continually refuses to meaningfully engage with her and a lot of fans of the show wont examine their own biases to see why they have such a viscerally negative reaction to a complicated black woman character that’s good at what she does, knows it and refuses to kneel at the foot of their hero’s :)

and if it wasn’t for ms hurd elevating this performance with sheer will, massive talent and the whip of that (sexy) ponytail? shit would be so much worse. but it’s still bad! because instead of giving her a nuanced, thoughtful send off she’s once again being made to suffer for the nth time. because why? oh right so wise man worf can guide her to the light lol give me a fuckin break.

and it’s no accident that if you cut raffi out (which they literally did in ep4 miss musiker you WILL be avenged) the story could more or less proceed as usual. that’s by design.

because legacy characters or not, im simply not buying that the main white cast members (plus two interlopers idgaf about those new guys and they’re doing nothing to make me care either. pick a random channel and their stories are being told right now live and in color like don’t piss me off) just so happen to be on the ship with the lead yet the sole woc is sent away on some underbaked adventure because ‘reasons?’ please. this season literally could not be more transparent about the audience they’re catering to and who/whose stories are of importance and consideration.

and i knew this would probably happen once the premise for s3 was revealed but i still can’t get over how obvious it is that there really was no plan for raffi and that she only happened to bypass the cull of the la sirena crew because she was romantically linked with seven at the time. which is baffling considering how things are (not) going between them (#theyareMARRIEDletthemTALKandKISSandREST)

and it’s not just them like everything about this season is quite literally happening just because. every slightly interesting or fresh development (and character it’s true) from the previous seasons has been dismissed or diminished and for what? secret sons and man pain? ew lmao. no suspense no lingering threads just excessive shots of ships, an aggressive insistence on biological families and rampant, shameless references to past glory. a mess.

#doing everyone so dirty but it’s fine because ‘familiar faces’ yeah okay 👍🏾 #like can we all be serious for one second lol #they’re not even trying. #at least if this season was good i would somewhat understand why they snapped my faves out of existence but it’s literally not #feels insane to see so many people praise this #is this really where we are as an audience? nostalgia = good? really? #and the new characters they chose to add? come on #no space for rios but yall had space for TWO random white guys? #a christmas miracle! #like the kid is one thing but captain crunch ? they’re playing in my FACE #like i don’t even have any firm feelings about him because he’s pretty much a giant bore but #seeing all these allowances being made for him because of what he looks like whilst raffi continues to get shit on irks me so bad #like i knew it would happen ive been alive in the world lol but still #unsurprising but irritating af that captain crunch can sulk around in all his dickheaded glory #and it’s fine because he’s gods most traumatized baby boy but let raffi lash out once and it’s questions about her competence #and calls to have her removed like oh what’s the difference i wonder #‘men can laugh while a woman can only chuckle’ -godforbid she be black and self assured- like that person was preaching i fear! #if this sounds bitter it’s because i am <3 #michelle hurd deserves so much better like someone pls get her a five season dramatic series on a prestige network asap! #looks at this dissertation i just wrote oops ain’t mean to rant like that but they forced my hand 😭 #now to watch raffi’s spar scene on loop and forget about the show until thursday comes around and rattles my cage again lol #raffi musiker #.rfi #stpk

[seokjinsonlyone]

Why didn't anyone tell me we were getting delulu?!!

Okay for context, I have zero (actually minus) experience, esp when in comes to seduction (I'm about as seductive as a wilted spinach leaf). BUT, if something like this were to happen:

I'm going super delulu ultra pro max with this but I think I could get jk. Look, ik if just go upto him and yada yada, not a chance (or the skills). BUT. I have this air about me that screams, 'not available', (I've had it for the longest time, & I won't be able to turn it offf completely if I wanted to) and accompanied with my seemingly cold + idgaf attitude I would grab his attention with littlee effort. My boi loves a good challenge and I think I'd give him just that, with a sweet reward. But if it was just this maybe I won't have the chance, but see it's my first time, and I'm a naturally awkward, socially anxious potato, *and idk how my tsundre and liddol baby selves coexist but they do) so if not challenge I'm bound to call out some of his protective side. And a mix and match of both and I think I can get the boy + I don't get dressed up often so when I do I know I look good so the confidence would be cherry on top.

On number two we have tae. Ok the reason he's not on no. 1 is my lack of social energy, I just don't have the skills or the confidence to go up and strike a convo like that, so I'd be relying on my mysterious charm and red lipstick. So why on 2? Bcz I think I could invite him with just an appreciative gaze that shows him I genuinely like him, plus a smile that calls him to come and sit so I can compliment till his ears turn red bcz 1 thing about me is I know how to compliment and also recieve them with confidence. From here we can either go full flirting and then to room to bada bing bada boom or be invested in whatever convo we're having and become besties bcz once in I'm not losing him and I think he'd like to have a real friend (that will turn into fxb bcz I didn't waste all that energy for nothing).

Jimin would be on no.3. Ik it can be awkward but he's also fun and flirty, but if I go and calm his nerves a bit (which is the only time I get confidence to strike up a convo and don't suck at it) I think I could get him. There's something about him that summons my fun and flirty side out, so I'd probably start with some playful flirting and then there's no stopping us cuz soon we are staring into e/o's eyes, smirks tucked on the corners of our lips and maybe playing with each other fingers. I think most of all it'd be him I'd have genuine fun with, plus I think he'd have good time when our flirting energies match and then the next thing I know he's dragging me through the crowd to his car.

On 4th is yoongs but idk know whether I'd just want to talk to him and form a connection with my long lost soulmate or do the thing bcz as soon as I see the man I want to settle down, get married, and sit on our living room sofa with my head on his lap as he plays with my hair.

I'd agree where yoongi is subtly horny so I'd play my cards on that. I think he'd feels safe around me so that's also a plus point. If I go looking all attractive, lean in and strike up a genuinely interesting convo that would develop into light touches and then a rough ones but unlike jimin's playful ones they are real and meaningful. I delulu that I could also make him drag me to the car with my hand in his if it hoes right.

Idk why but I also think that if don't do all that and just go upto him and offer real interest, he'd be game 🤷🏻‍♀️.

With hobi n jay me thinks, I'll have to put in more efforts, like swipe my hair from the neck, the gazes and all that and that too if he's in the mood. Maybe if I show I'm here for commitment we'll hit of as friends or smth but the one day where I'm not even looking particularly good he just thinks that fuck this is the most beautiful woman in the planet how do I get her (bcz I'm 10000% confident in that if you actually get to know my real self a bit and stay there's no way you won't be completely and utterly enamoured by me) and I'd laugh bcz boy u should have gotten me when I came, now play the long game (wow that rhymes!) And then we'll get marriedand live happily everafter.

I don't really know about Joon bcz he has such a high drive and that makes me lise my confidence. I do believe I could make him genuinely interested in my mind bcz there's some real cool stuff in there but for that I'll have to go and actually talk to him and mannnn that's hard I'm gonna cry.

But if I'm sitting not gaf about him I think I could attract him if I'm in my element and then he'd be the one fumbling over his words bcz I can look hot and intelligent if I want to hunh😒😏

Lastly jin. No. No chance this man will throw me out like this:

Commitment and relationship are still and option but otherwise the matter is closed forever and so am I in my box if embarrassment

SOLID! makes sense!!! especially seokjin just not entertaining you at all LOL also i love how tae is at the top of everyone’s lists sksksjsj like he’s just got that vibe and then at the same time yoongi just has everyone wanting to be his domestic life partner sigh the duality of taegi!!!

#ask

[iamnotathornbird]

thoughts on seven kings must die... spoilers below the cut.

okay, so obviously the gif isn't from seven kings must die, but idgaf. this isn't like, a well thought out essay, these are random thoughts after i ~finally~ had a chance to watch the movie last night.

uhtred looked like he had gray hair when we first saw him for like, a minute, and then once the sides were shaved and it was put up, he just looked like regular ol' (as in, not old) uhtred. i was a little bit disappointed that they didn't make a little bit more effort to make the character look like, what... 15 years older? 20? if edmund was a teenager/young adult. his hair didn't look gray again until the last five minutes.

i really missed lady aeslwith. and also, in no particular order, hild, eadith, stiorra, uhtred uhtredson, and the OG actress that played queen eadgifu.

did not like how they teased osbert's character at the end of season five/the series finale, and then the character was on screen for like, idk, two minutes. i want to know wtf happened, why he was with hild, and why uhtred decided to take him back!

again, missed hild.

season five was my least favorite, and this movie felt a lot like season five, where... it almost felt like a music video, but instead of a clip after clip, it's a two minute scene with one line of dialogue, then on to the next scene with another line, and so on and so on.

like, i did not give AF that ingrith died. and i like finan! but why would i care that he lost his wife when the character was on screen for like 30 seconds, and when she died, they didn't even show the actress dead. like, finan could have been carrying a dummy out of the cave.

i DID give a fuck that aldhelm was hung. did not like that.

there's never enough finan or sihtric, but it's always been like that.

i realized why i liked the earlier seasons so much, and not so much the later ones, and it's because once king alfred died, the whole dynamic of the show changed, and there wasn't like, a love/hate relationship between alfred and uhtred anymore. and finan's (cheesy) voice over at the end reminded me of all the times alfred would threaten uhtred or tell him that his victories wouldn't be recorded in history, that they would be known as victories under alfred...

also the ending was cheesy AF. like, he had a mortal wound? but suddenly felt okay enough to get up and swear his loyalty to king aethelstan? but then he turns around and he's hallucinating? or dying and seeing valhalla? without a sword in his hands? and even though he was struck down on the battlefield with his sword, his friends would put him in bed and take the sword away from him? knowing HOW important that would have been to uhtred? da fuq?

#the last kingdom #seven kings must die #the last kingdom: seven kings must die #uhtred #uhtred ragnarsson #lady aelswith #king alfred #finan #sihtric #aldhelm #stiorra #uhtred uhtredson #ingrith #eadith #eadgifu #aethelstan #osbert

[erros429]

headcanons for team rwby?

SO GLAD YOU ASKED ANON!!

lets start with ruby:

she/they ace lesbian

despite always being kicked out of the kitchen for overcooking everything because her mind can’t conceptualize how the fuck a frying pan works, she’s an EXCELLENT baker. give her an oven and she’ll win the great british baking show EASY

we all know most of her interests stem from her admiration of qrow, but the way she can make a plan off the top of her head is exactly the same as summer (because i say so). and her determination to flip a bad situation onto its head definitely comes from being tai’s daughter

ruby is definitely not stupid or naive, but it’s her lack of effort in the boring subjects in school that bring her grades down. pls try to point someone out to me who can make a scythe gun at 15 and tell me they’re an idiot

actually isn’t very good at action video games. she prefers the puzzle-y type ones, but since she’s grown up playing with yang, she kinda had to.

a master at manipulation. if she REALLLLY wants something, she throws on the doe-eyed look and pouts until her victim cracks. 99% success rate, probably going to be how they defeat salem

wants to be the uncle qrow type of aunt to yang and blake’s kids, but you know… without the alcoholism

weiss:

she/they demisexual lesbian

weiss’s gay awakening was pyrrha 100% — she is a little concerned about her thing for redheads (pyrrha, ruby, penny, probably nora)

allergic to peanuts. learned this the hard way when she was trying one of ruby’s peanut butter sandwiches (weiss very begrudgingly tried it, she was worried she’d get crumbs all over herself)

once found out she and jaune liked one of the same shows and then she immediately began to dislike it. even tried to have the show canceled just to spite him. later on when she’s finally started thinking of him as a respected friend, they have some fun discussions about it

always smells ridiculously good without even trying. seriously, she could go a month without showering and she’d still smell like the finest perfume bottle in existence

weiss adopted a lot of the same mannerisms as klein, like placing her hands behind her back, giving people food from the cafeteria after-hours, and speaking uncharacteristically softly when she sees someone hurt

despite wanting to use her abilities as a huntress to better the schnee name, she’s still extremely business-minded, and it sometimes shows in her daily interactions with people.

blake:

nonbinary bisexual

ilia was blake’s first kiss (stole this hc from @/technicallyblakebelladonna from a comment on one of my old posts, sorry!! i loved it way too much) childhood catmeleon my beloved

lactose intolerant, but consumes dairy anyway because if she can be an ex-white fang member and say “fuck society’s system” then she can say “fuck my digestive system” too

gossips with ren. all the time. they are actually besties. they both love observing people and they’re ridiculously good secret-keepers, so they just dish out all the drama to each other and trust that neither one of them will tell anyone else

hates the enemies to lovers trope. much prefers best friends to lovers

wraps herself into a blanket burrito when she sleeps, unless it’s really hot — then she curls up into a ball, hugging her knees into her chest

very very picky eater, maybe even worse than weiss. she doesn’t have a particularly refined pallet, but she’ll take an hour eating her meals just because she’s trying to individually remove pieces from her food that she doesn’t like

yang:

she/her trans lesbian

used to curse a LOT but when she realizes ruby’s been saying fuck at the ripe old age of 12, she kicks the habit.

the best cook. idgaf what crwby says. she is a homebody. she also loves gardening!

when yang came out as trans, she wanted to have a gender reveal party because she thought it’d be funny.

doesn’t believe in expiration dates until she learns the hard way. she’ll never forget the time she spent an entire week just throwing up.

her sneezes are explosively loud. honestly, everyone around her is convinced that she’ll spout fucking fire from her nose or cause a mini-earthquake one day

learned guitar from tai, but hasn’t done it in over five years. when she lost her arm, she’d stare mournfully at it as it collected dust in the corner of her room, and she tried to pick it back up for a bit after she got her prosthetic

team dynamics:

in beacon, ruby and blake formed a secret little book club after bonding about it one night because they know weiss will just throw really informative nonfiction books at them and yang won’t be interested in the first place.

the only one out of the team that actually drinks is blake. yang and ruby have had bad experiences with qrow’s alcoholism and weiss with her mom’s.

during the beacon days, yang forced weiss to play fuck-marry-kill their teachers (but it’s kiss-marry-kill bc weiss insisted she wouldn’t play if fucking was part of the equation). weiss reluctantly said she’d marry ozpin and yang has never let it go.

in atlas, ruby forces them all to make a pillow fort to parallel their time at beacon. but really it’s an excuse to use yang’s ridiculous body heat to get through the night.

none of the teammates comment on blake’s shower singing because they’re scared she’ll stop if they do

weiss and blake both have ridiculously long skincare routines before bed. yang and ruby secretly keep score of who takes longer every night

similarly, weiss and yang both take ridiculously long in the shower (weiss because she’s scared of having so much as a speck of dirt on herself, and yang because shampooing her hair takes forever and a day). blake and ruby secretly keep score of who takes longer every morning

weiss and ruby bond over NEEDING to pop all the bubbles on bubble-wrap

to get revenge on yang drawing mustaches on them while they’re sleeping, the rest of the team bands together to completely vandalize her face one night. ever since, she’s never been the first to sleep

the team becomes so accustomed to each other, they can all tell their footsteps apart. ruby’s feet slide a bit against the floor, weiss’s basically dance, blake’s are nearly soundless, and yang’s are heavy-footed and make the floor creak

when blake and yang start dating, they’re so fucking insufferable, weiss is certain she’ll have a stroke. at one point, she thinks she’s finally gotten used to them constantly touching each other or looking at each other for prolonged periods of time, but then she’ll catch them making out on her bed, and she decides to just throw the entire mattress away.

weiss is touch-starved (nobody’s surprised) but ruby gives her the best tackle-hugs to make up for the years lost

#rwby #rwby headcanons #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #whiterose #mentions of catmeleon schneekos frostbyte and nordic winter #yeesh! this took a while #i love that not a single character in this damn show is cis or het #gays flock together #thanks for the ask!!! i had lots of fun #asks #anon #long post

[theyovngveins]

also in the topic of drontroversy like my least favorite dream cancelation thing that makes me feel the most fucking insane. is they’ll throw him on lists with like. actual convicted criminals. groomers pedophiles domestic abusers etc. and then throw his name in with people like that with the list of his wrongs being. made shitty comments in the past. was raised conservative as a young white male in florida. and cheated at minecraft. like I FEEL FUCKING CRAZY WHY ARE PEOPLE ACTING LIKE DREAM COMMITTED WAR CRIMES FOR HAVING SHITTY BELIEFS AS A PRODUCT OF THE ENVIRONMENT HE WAS RAISED IN WHEN HE HAS SINCE GROWN FROM THOSE BELIEFS. oh and when people use the Yep he cheated at minecraft just shows how bad of a person he is ! as defense for claiming he’s the most evil person ever. Like no you are the fucking insane one because yes you definitely have never once in your life cheated on anything and if you have it indicates your terrible character if that’s truly how you feel and want to for once in your life attempt to avoid hypocrisy. i joined the fandom like Peak of that controversy and to this day IDGAF!!!! like girl I do not care that dream cheated at a video game. like you could argue he responded to it badly but i mean as a human being with emotions i really don’t try to condemn dream for his reactions to things when the mass hate against him is so fucking unprecedented and absolutely insane that i could never know how i would or should respond to it. like in no other cancelation or hate campaign have i EVER seen someone’s fucking alleged doxx mass-trend outside of fucking conservative supreme court justices after they revoked a literal human right. NATIONAL POLITICIANS!!! and even then their addresses that were spreading were already public information that i’m sure you could find with minimal effort. like do we not look at this and see how fucking insane it is that you’re spreading someone’s address and personal information because you’re mad that… someone’s brother’s girlfriend’s cousin with source Trust Me Bro told you that Dream Bad. if there’s one thing drontroversy always does it’s make me feel like i could get diagnosed with feminine hysteria in the year 2022.

#and that xqc clip thats similar to that #ask

[riverthebooknerd]

rating classic american foods (as an american)

brisket mac n cheese. 10/10, had this for dinner and it was fucking delicious. with bbq sauce? dear god, it's better than sex. bonus points if you make it into a sandwich, like a grilled cheese or somethin

cheeseburgers. are you fucking kidding? 10/10. i fucking love cheeseburgers. i'd sell my fucking soul for a cheeseburger. and, by the way, when i say this, i don't mean mcdonalds. mcdonald's can suck my ass. their food is barely even food, shouldn't have the right to call that lump of garbage plastic a burger.

biscuits and gravy. 9/10, delicious. surprisingly easy to make, and a really good brunch meal. reminds me of my grandma.

loaded fries. 12/10. i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE loaded fries. are you joking? fries with cheese, bacon, sour cream, cheese, green onions- UGH SO SO GOOD

grilled cheese & tomato soup. 8/10. comfort food. very nice on a rainy day. easy to make and helps when i'm sad. i like to make my own sandwiches, though, because as a kid my parents would always burn mine

scrambled eggs and toast. 7/10. reliable go-to. perfect for a shitty morning or a late-night snack. requires zero effort. very nice.

chili cheese tots. 15/10. when i tell you that i would take these over coke, i fucking mean it. don't do drugs. get some good fucking chili cheese tots and it'll change your life.

cobb salad. 5/10. i'm looking at lists of "american foods" and this showed up??? um it's alright i guess. not the worst salad? i dunno.

twinkies. 7.5/10. delicious, perfect material for jokes, but also when i eat them i don't feel like i've eaten anything, so then i'll scarf down like five of them and uh oh! now i've had 10 billion calories! still good, but i feel like they're an acquired taste.

fried squash/okra/pickles/onions/etc. 12/10, perfect snacks. dip those fuckers in ranch. they're SO so good i could fucking kill myself. honestly, i hate to perpetuate stereotypes, but as long as i'm eating any fried food, i could die happy. idgaf if it makes me fat, i'm eating that fucking fried squash. (btw, if you haven't had fried oreos, they're actually really good. you should try them)

beef jerky. 8/10, minus points because it's too fucking expensive. also, it's dry as fuck. other than that, though, it's pretty good.

cornbread. 10/10. perfect balance of sweet/savory. eat it with chili or honey, tastes fucking scrumptious. love cornbread.

chicken fried steak. 9/10. very very yummy, also costs an arm and a leg for a decent one. fucking worth it though. especially when it's got gravy and a runny egg on top, yum

meatloaf. 8/10. everyone always shits on the meatloaf, but that's just cuz they haven't had GOOD meatloaf. it's actually very tasty when it's not from a school cafeteria. SPEAKING OF WHICH-

school cafeteria food. -253792/10. you've heard the stories, but they'll never do the food justice. listen to me. i am grabbing you by the shoulders. i once had a friend who drank straight ketchup packets because the lunches were so disgusting that they'd rather get their nutrients from ketchup, and they didn't have enough food at home. the running joke was about how the school just went to the nearest garbage dump and microwaved whatever they shit could find. nothing was safe. the food wasn't even food. it looked and tasted like if plastic was diseased. i feel bad for the plastic that the food gets compared to. students were constantly getting in trouble because they'd make fortunes off of selling chips and candy bars at lunch. there was a permanent line at the vending machine, which was broken half the time. everyone was hungry, but very few were actually desperate enough to eat the food. the only things that were eaten were the fruit (when it wasn't moldy) and the occasional hotdog (that i can confirm tasted like rubber). there was a shop set up by the school that sold sodas and candy, and you had to get there at the very beginning of lunch, because the line was so long and so slow that there would still be 50 people waiting at the end of lunch. food fights were so common because people would rather throw the food than eat it. you had to buy an entire lunch just to get an apple or a bottle of water, so there'd be piles of shitty food that looks like it was vomited up, because people would buy the lunch and just not eat the gross parts (most of the meal). some people have actually been sent home from stomachaches that they got from eating the food. do. not. trust. public. school. cafeterias.

#i am not exaggerating anything btw. i'm being dead serious with the school lunches #food #food review #reviews #cooking #school lunches #public school #american food #american public school #public school lunches

[its-the-zcu]

Long rant ahead

Sarah Gailey MCUified the shit out of comic-Yelena in this new White Widow book! It’s like an MCU-Yelena fan wrote a fanfic and had art drawn for it! Fr, this shit could’ve been a MCU tie-in book instead of a comic-Yelena story!

You can tell that Sarah Gailey just watched the Black Widow movie and the Hawkeye show and said "Yep! This is I everything I need to know about comic-Yelena even though the MCU is a completely different universe with completely different events! I can totally use this to write about comic-Yelena 😄” Girl, put that pen down and do not write for Yelena ever again (unless it’s an ACTUAL MCU-tie in book)!

It's like ever since the Black Widow movie came out, Marvel decided to put Yelena right back in Natasha's shadow just as she was getting out of it 😭 Her suit is Natasha's iconic one, but make it white! Her alias is now White Widow when Adaptoid was just fine or they could’ve came up with something new and one that doesn’t relate to the Widows! And now this comic is basically giving her Natasha's backstory cuz Sarah Gailey was too lazy to work with or learn anything about Yelena's actual comic history…

This run is really taking one big, giant shit over everything comic-Yelena has been through and is replacing it with her watered down movie counterpart that is barely anything like her. It’s disrespectful to the previous writers and all the effort they put in to making Yelena who she is in the 616 universe and I can’t wait for this White Widow series to END!

Sarah Gailey also hit Yelena with the qUiRKy giRL beam cuz now she's talking and acting more like a teenage girl or Kate Bishop rather than a grown ass woman in her 30's or 40's!

And speaking of Kate, I'm going to be so fucking pissed if the comics continue trying to force a friendship between Yelena and Kate after this series! They can be friends in the MCU, idgaf, but as for the comics, those mfs ARE NOT FRIENDS! They literally interacted ONCE! If it’s any Hawkeye Yelena has interacted with more, it's CLINT! And they only tolerate each other for Natasha's sake!

The only thing I don’t mind being MCUified is Yelena’s suit cuz it doesn't look exactly like Sharon's or Natasha's and that's something I've wanted out of a Yelena suit for the longest.

#personal post

[bisexualhobi]

Compiling a few things together cuz I don’t wanna clutter your asks (also thank you so much for allowing us to vent here I can never be thankful enough to you for this ❤️):

1. I can take almost everything with a pinch of salt but good lord I cannot tolerate the “COVID is over let’s partyyyy” thing…. I’m from India and we faced so much devastation and loss because of the variant (and our incompetent govt but let’s not get into that) and are currently facing a HUGE vaccine shortage and it’s crazy cuz we know we are not seeing the end of this any time soon. Everyone was like the MV is set in 2022 but it’s still… so insensitive?? I was so angry and I’m still angry at that, it was incredibly uncomfortable to watch

2. The dance is making my head hurt, like butter and dyna had somewhat fun choreography but PTD is a regurgitation of dyna choreo

3. Rap line haven’t even unleashed a 0.01% of their talent on this track 🥴🥴….. I hate to say this but you were spot on when you predicted how the song would be structured. I’m not even gonna talk about vocal line like I’m not sure they actually sang and just fed the lyrics to some freaky AI thing that emulates their voices or something. Jimin sounded so much better live than whatever the heck goes on in the studio version

4. I am still scratching my head HARD on how people manage to defend this song… Reddit and tumblr has shown me reviews that dub the song lukewarm at best but twt obviously is still on its “omg let’s stream” (cuz HYBE has once again organized a streaming party) and I don’t know how they can actually sit and act like this song is good I couldn’t even bear to finish it and I know the majority reviews are the same. I understand personal taste but how can people not posses a single critical thought

5. If they milk this “uwu comfort from pandemic” aesthetic one more time I’m going to seriously reconsider actually listening to their music again because I can’t explain how furious I was with how tone deaf this mv was. And it’s not like they don’t know cuz I’ve heard that SK’s restrictions have once again been tightened cuz the cases are rising, and I know that there’s one country in the world that’s very public ally trying to project the idea that the pandemic is over, so it’s almost like… this whole song… is ONLY for America…

thank you so much for your input! and just know that my heart goes out to india, i know what it's like to be basically left on your own because of the fucking negligence and incompetence of your own government.

literally only the US, some european countries and i guess east asia have any sort of "control" over the pandemic. the global north are the only ones capable of administering vaccines to their population at an efficient rate and i guess this just means south korea is already in the "with the vaccine we're good" mindset cause they have almost half of the population already protected.

lmfao fuck the "this is set in 2022" bullshit we might not make it to 2022 at this rate..... haven't these people heard of the fucking deathly delta strain? the vaccine doesn't protect against the delta strain and the vaccination efforts are so mediocre it allowed this mutation to happen in the first place. because the global south is not being allowed to get vaccines becuase of fucking companies wanting to exploit this disaster.

fuck hybe and fuck columbia idgaf about the intention behind this song pretty words means nothing when the reality is something else. they were the ones who wanted to shove bts into the spotlight and turn them into spokepersons for social issues so if they wanna use this now as an opportunity to get clout off the "the world is healing the pandemic is going to end" kumbayah bullshit they can fuck off cause that is so out of touch with reality i have no idea how this got approved and made it past the editing room

anti mask sentiment is already growing with the vaccine being more available. that's a fucking dangerous narrative to portray

#asks #critical #dramatw #bts

[zumpietoo]

so it’s totally fine to make awful comments about lili’s appearance 50 times a day but suddenly it’s so disgusting and weird to say something about cole’s teeth??

Oh the gall and hypocrisy—to say nothing of stupidity...

(and gross exaggeration)

First off, I’m SURE you’ve sent similar to all the Cole hate blogs, who daily call him ugly/fatty/evolll/no chin/etc, riiiighttt???? Cause, OFC you do!

Secondly...errmmm....nope:

PP is somebody who endlessly preaches body positivity/love yourself as you are---with which I concur. The problem is, she doesn’t remotely practice that----she photoshops herself, left and right, she cakes on make up for pics, she now gets botox, she seeks to alter her body thru editing and garments, etc....she’s fucked with her hair so much she’s bald now....

AND I do point out her looking older, really fast, because it’s a sign of drug abuse. I do/did the same with KokeJ for years...

That said, pointing out that Cole’s teeth are crooked and being snide about it? yes, runs directly conversely to body positivity. And IS gross and disgusting, by definition, you fucking moron.

Additionally, it’s done over his promoting a fucking charity and then disparaging his efforts thusly as “too $$$”, even tho A) it isn’t that much and B) he also included information to help/donate in lower cost ways.

It’s especially galling because A) PP hasn’t done dick to support anything in like 12 billion years and B) one of the times she did (and I supported her efforts) was to model jackets that sold for $1K++++ (if I recall correctly) and I was nothing but complimentary about her efforts....even tho all she did was pose, in this case, Cole is, once again, donating his work, his own resources, etc for a good cause.

STFU and learn to grasp how shit works, asshole. And go spend your time doing something besides stalking my blog endlessly, seeking to twist everything because you’re so inexplicably obsessed with me.

You are a stranger. IDGAF what you think. You’ve been doing this for years and have yet to remotely succeed. Go get a better hobby. It’s dumb and boring

[gangrenados]

A-z for vampire jason? Please

•Could you do all the AU!Vampire alphabet with Jason, please?

I wanted to use a more vampire-ish gif BUT I can't say no to a shirtless gif of this dude, sorry

Warning: blood, death and murder mentions

A - Accident - would they turn someone to save their life?

I don't think so, that person has to be really important to Jason for him to consider turning them into a vampire. Like you, one of his siblings (cuz batkids care about each other idgaf), Alfred or his close friends...maybe even Bruce but I'm not so sure about that one...

B - Bite - how do they bite? Sensually, aggressively? Do they make it hurt or try to be gentle?

When Jason bites you he tries to be gentle and not apply so much pressure. He doesn't want to hurt you too much, so he prefers to take things slow.

Of course, if he comes to bite you in privacy then he will do it in a sensual way, doing everything possible to give them hickeys since they like to see them afterwards.

Now, if he is feeding on someone unimportant then he doesn't care that much if it hurts or not. Of course, it all depends on who this person is, because if it is someone who made him angry then he could even tear the skin so that more blood comes out.

C - Control - do they take advantage of their powers?

Of course! He uses every one of his abilities when he has to fight, it would be very foolish if he didn't.

Besides, he uses them for extremely normal things, like not turning on the lights at night to go to eat something, using his cloaking ability to scare you a little and flying around when he feels very overwhelmed and wants to be alone for a while...

D - Dangerous - how scary they can get? How bad things can they do? What’s their ethics?

When Jason is mad it's better to stay away and let him deal with it. Anger is not an unknown emotion to him, but he truly prefers for you to not see him when he's about to rip someone's head.

His eyes turn blood red and his fangs come out, in this scenario his fully strength comes to light and he's not afraid to use it. Jason is an agile and stoic fighter, so you wouldn't know what happened before you're death.

He's capable of killing or injuring someone pretty fucking badly (or even dismembering if he's feeling playful)

E - Exchange - do they opt for blood bags or animal blood, if possible?

He prefers human blood as it is easier to get and tastes a little bit better as well. However, I think that in a life and death situation he wouldn't pay much attention to that detail.

F - First bite - on what occasion would they bite you for the first time?

Jason is really unsure weather biting you is a good thing or not, he doesn't want to put you in pain and he's really sure a small bite will lead to him sucking your blood. He tries really hard to avoid biting you.

The only way Jason will bite you if he's starving really bad. He would just go where you are and bite down on your arm without much care

Jason is too hungry to be polite and after you see part of his face covered in blood and a little grin because now he's not at the verge of dying, Jason will apologize for almost drying you.

G - Growl - are they more on the “civilized” side or do they enjoy hunting their prey down?

Jason absolutely loves haunting his prey, the thrill of the chase gives this man joy. He will do anything to make this situation enjoyable for himself, he doesn't care that much about the pray because, well, they're gonna die either way, right?

The only "prey" Jason is careful with is you. He still scares you in a joking way when he's about to suck your blood, but he doesn't torture you...

H - Hate - how do they feel about their kind? About themselves?

He feels like a monster in every way possible. It sickens him to the core the fact that he has to hurt you to be with you, he hates himself for all the horrible things he has done in the past.

It's an neverending torment, but Jason stills hope he can change.

I - Intimacy - how fast would they let you close to them? Would they want to share with you what they are?

It took you YEARS to get closer in an emotional level with this man and yet it's hard to understand him sometimes.

Jason is a complicated person, he believes that if someone gets close enough to him something bad will happen to them. That's the reason he tends to avoid you.

He told you the vampire part when you found him in a compromising position: Jason's entire face was covered in blood along side his hands.

He was standing next to a corpse, whipping away the blood from his chin as he licked it eagerly. It has been so long since he has eaten something, living with a human was surely a hard task.

"Oh shit..." he turned around at the sound of your voice, his panicked eyes meeting your scared ones. " Is that you J-jay?"

Jason took a few steps away from the corpse,spreading his arms fearfully."I can explain, babe..." he said slowly. This is the end, he fucked up and there's no way you can forgive him this time.

"Fuck!" He shouted when you fainted, speeding up to catch you. Jason's fingers brushed your face lightly, smearing blood on your skin." Damn, I fucked up..."

J - Joke - would they do pranks on other people with the use of their powers?

You can bet you life he would.

His family is used to dealing with Jason's stupid pranks, so are the Outlaws. In fact, everyone who has a decent relationship with him will be a victim of his pranks.

L - Life - do they wish they were human?

Yes, that thought tends to cross his mind every time he sees the simple life the humans have or when you're asleep on top of him.

He knows your life is a lot shorter than his and it scares him to know you one day will die and leave him. Jason wants to spend his life with you for the eternity, maybe he will need to use other methods to make his wish come true.

K - Key - what’s the way of making them open up to you?

Acceptance, love and a lot of patience.

Jason feels like a burden every time you put se effort in trying to connect with him, however, it warms his heart since it's always a surprise when someone is kind and sweet towards him.

M - Murder - would they kill someone while feeding? Have they ever done so?

Jason has murdered people before, so yeah, but he usually tries to avoid drinking blood from criminals because you don't know where this people have been.

That why he prefers to buy some clean blood or just ask one of the people he trusts for some of theirs. But if the thing gets extremely bad, Jason is not opposed to just feed off a random civilian...

If Jason feeds of normal people, then he tries to be gentle and not suck them dry, even when he's starving really bad.

He once accidentally killed a civilian while feeding on his early vampire years. Jason didn't even asked them if it was okay if he drank some of their blood, he was beyond hungry and too altered to be polite...he still feels guilty of it.

N - Nature - do they justify their doings? Do they consider them natural?

Of course he doesn't! Jason thinks he's a freak, as well as the rest of his kind but maybe his way of thinking has to do with the fact that he wasn't born a vampire.

This is his new life so he has to keep up if he still wants to live. But there's no way someone can convince him that drinking blood, having sharp fangs, the ability to fly, among other weird things like being able to camouflage.

O - Odd - do they have any specific hobbies or habits?

Jason wanted the whole vampire aesthetic, so he learned how to sleep upside down as well as levitating. It's weird having a normal human day and then finding your boyfriend taking a nap in the rooftop.

But Jason has been trying to convince you to buy a coffin.

" You said you're tired of the footprints in the rooftop, if we had a coffin you wouldn't have to worry about that!" He says so confident it makes you roll your eyes ." Besides it would look dope."

He also as deployed a love for bloody milkshakes with extra whipped cream (he has been speeding too much time with Dick lately)

P - Pain - are they sadistic? Do they enjoy what they do?

Jason is not sadistic with you, he hates the thought of inflicting your pain on purpose. But if you're on the freaky side then you can convince him to be a little mean with you during the nasty, and even then Jason will always ask how you doing and if you want him to stop.

Taking that apart, he can be sadistic with the people he doesn't like. During fights Jason will mock them as he crushes them without blinking, what if he's confronting someone who harmed you? Well, Jason is gonna make that person feel pain ,he wants their suffering to last.

R - Roles - do they enjoy pretending to be normal people? How do they feel about leaving their life behind to start a new one?

He had to leave his life behind even if he wanted to, coming back from death is not a normal thing to do and it gets even weirder when you find out you're blood sucking creature.

Jason tries his best to pretend to be a normal human when you go out, he doesn't want to draw too much attention. It annoys him and he doesn't want you to be exposed to be uncomfortable.

S - Scars - do they leave marks or try to make the wounds small and invisible?

Jason doesn't understand why, but it makes him so happy to see his bite marks on your skin, for him they're like hickeys in a twisted way.

He also like to leave the normal hickeys when you're doing the dirty.

T - Turned - how were they turned?

(This apply more with this Arkham Knight version cuz yeah)

Jason was turned after a few days after being locked in Arkham. He remembers vaguely what happened since his mind was still off in that time.

Jason just knows he was in one of the many cells with one or two goonies of the Joker and high pitched voice of Harly complaining about the Joker leaving her alone.

Then Jason felt a sharp pain on his neck, blood running down his cleavage and staining part of shirt and the weird thought of "why is this taking so long?" That filled his mind.

Next thing he knew was that he had to feed of blood for the rest of the eternity.

U - Universe - what’s their biggest wish that they can’t achieve as immortals?

A decent mental stability and a good relationship with his family.

Jason has been through many things that he does not wish on anyone, the negative things he thinks about himself are embedded in his brain and it is difficult for him to ignore them sometimes.

As hard as he works to overcome all his insecurities and traumas, he feels that he will never be able to escape these demons. Still, he tries to be better...

Now, we all know that batfam is somewhat complex and no matter how much they support each other, there is always that tension present. Jason looks like he doesn't care, but that's a lie.

He cares about them even if it is hard for him to show it, and he wishes that the relationship they have was more stable and not so chaotic.

V - Vampire - would they turn you?

Yes and without hesitation if you were at the verge of dying or after he had a crisis because he became suddenly aware of the short lifespan humans have.

Jason can't bare the fact of living without you, it sickens him to think about the day of your death...he just can't let you go.

He doesn't care if it's selfish, he will transform you into a vampire so the two of you can be together for the eternity. Jason is aware he might feel extremely awful after, but again, he dosen't give a fuck as long as you're alive.

W - War - would they engage in fighting their own kind for the humanity’s sake?

Well, he goes out every night to fight crime...I guess that's a yes, but it has to be a really serious fight for him to fight against his own kind.

Y - Yandere - would they become dangerous to you (their lover)?

Jason can be pretty obsessive and extremely protective, he just wants you to be safe and that's sweet, but he can get suffocating really fast.

Because of this Jason doesn't hesitate about killing those who harmed you in cold blood, as well as keeping you safe from the horrible things the world has to offer.

Jason would not abuse you by any means, but if he has to scare you to make you understand why you have to be careful, then he will. However, it takes a lot for him to do that.

Z - Zombie - are they on their way to losing sanity?

Jason has made a lot of progress since the pit days, but I don't think it takes much to make this man go insane.

It's not gonna be a cute thing if he loses his mind. Jason would turn into a cold hearted man with prominent sadistic tendencies and little to no care about other people's lives. However, the last point is just for criminals, Jason still has a soft spot for those who can't protect themselves...he doesn't cross that line.

If he reach this point there's a big chance Jason will try to make you leave, since he doesn't want you to get in trouble OR in the other hand, he will basically make you stay with him even if you don't want to cuz he truly believes he's the only one in this world that can protect you.

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